#9/23/20

[shankss-magnificent-ass]

Imagine annoying the shit outta the red hair pirates

I can't believe I'm doing a stupider one piece version of the Who's on first bit

Shanks: okay, are you listening?

You: *looks him dead in the eye, hearing him just fine*, huh?

Shanks: *lets out a tired sigh* very well there are five marine outposts on this island, they're in the shape of the world government's symbol. I'm talking the center building, which is the unit's headquarters, where most of the ranked marines reside. Benn will take the southern outpost. Lucky Roux will take the western outpost and then Yassop will take the eastern one, and you will take the northern base with most of the crew.

You: Okay

Yassop: *not convinced you were listening* who's taking the eastern outpost?

You: Roux's taking the western outpost.

Yassop: WHO not Roux!

You: here? *Points at the map*

Shanks: Yes, up here

You: But you said Yassop over here at the Eastern outpost?

Shanks: *presses his forehead against the table and gently bangs his head on it.* Yes, I did. Fine, then what about here then? *points at the northern outpost.

You: Benn's at the southern outpost.

Shanks: *groans* can you even hear me?

You: *laughs* yes, you take the central base, Roux takes the western out post, Yassop takes the eastern, Benn attacks the southern one, and I attack the northern with the crew.

Yassop: You actually were listening

You: I do that quite a lot, you people are always surprised.

Shanks: because you act and look like you're not listening.

You: I know, I do it mostly for my own amusement.

Yassop: *puts you in headlock and gives you a noogie* You're lucky you're cute.

At port

Benn: *finalizing the list of supplies needed, and who is getting them*

You: *singing an onomatopoeia of the instrumentals of topic by the champs* wa wewaaaAaAaAa wah wa wewaaaAaAaAa wah *hip checks Benn into the water* tequila wa wewaaaAaAaAa wah *dances in place*

Benn: God damn it (y/n)! *Climbs back on the dock* You're gonna be paired with me and the boss.

You: Noo!

Benn: Yes! And in the meantime you get to assist me our supplies. *hooks his hands under your armpits and picks you up and deposits you on a chair next to him.*

You: *whines*

Benn: do you know why I do this, managing the cargo? So we don't starve.

You: And because your needs were never met when you were a child, and so now you go out of your way to take care of the needs of others while actively neglecting yourself?

Benn: ... Okay look, besides all of that, it needs to get done.

You: What ever lets you sleep at night, sweetheart.

Benn: I loathe you sometimes.

You: *winks and smooches at him*

The Crew: *just finished doing maintenance after a storm damaged the ship and are packing up their supplies*

You: *Hiding in a cabinet and makes the water drop noise with your mouth*

The Crew: *freezes*

Shanks: *dangerously close to yelling*

Yassop: God damn it, I don't have the energy to look around for some stray leak tonight.

Hongo: suck it up, we gotta find it before it leads to flooding.

You: *makes the noise twice again*

Lucky Roux: Especially considering the pantry is below this.

You: *makes the noise again, and tries not to laugh*

Benn: It sounds like it's coming from in here *opens the cabinet you're hiding in* .... (y/n) why are you up here? Y'know what, I don't wanna know, do you see the leak?

You: No *makes the noise while looking him dead in the eyes*

Benn: You little! *grabs you by your ankle, pulls you out, and lifts you by off the ground.*

You: *can't stop laughing*

Benn: I found the leak.

Shanks: what? No.

Benn: *shakes you* make the noise brat, or I'll spank you.

You: Promise?

Benn: Do it again.

You: *tries several times, but fails because you can't stop smiling and has to compose yourself before you can make the noise again.*

Yassop, and Lucky Roux: Can we throw them in the brig for the night.

Shanks: You may not, but we can make them do an idiot check to see if we missed any leaks while the rest of us go to bed.

You: That's fair.

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#one piece #one piece x reader #one piece imagine #one piece scenario #red hair shanks #red haired shanks #shanks #akagami no shanks #shanks x reader #red hair pirates #benn beckman #red haired pirates #yassop #lucky roux #lucky roo #hongo #hongou #from the depths of the dragon's hoard #tma original #9/20/23 #no beta we die like men

[correct-hermitcraft-quotes]

Beef: Why are you riding disappointment?

#vintagebeef #a quote #vintageBeef Hermitcraft season 10 episode 9 time stamp 23:20

[gen4grl]

halloween in pallet

#pokemon #rival silver #trainer lyra #trainer ethan #pokemon hgss #soulsilvershipping #hc that each halloween blue+ leaf hold a gigantic dress up party at theirs … lots of dancing and drinks :p #lyra wearing her ultra cute team rocket fit silver wearing lances iconic e4 uniform and ethan as… goku lol #silver originally wasnt gonna dress up but ethan said straight to his face “dude don’t be a fking loser for once” lol #plus i think both blue and leaf take costume parties VERY SERIOUSLY they are matching every year lol #so if silver DIDNT​ come dressed up they would chew him out all night & probs for months after (until red told them to shut up lol) #lance suggested his old uniform since it’s a perfect fit and ethan and lyra both loved the idea #ethan is definitely on his 6th fireball + coke and it’s only 9:30 he’ll be throwing up by half past 10 easily lol #also if it isn’t obvious this is my timeskip designs lol lyra 20 ethan 21 and silver 23 me thinkkksss #all of their cute lil features too! ethans freckles silvers short hair and scar #had so much fun with tiny background details that are hardly visible but yknow what!!! its fun for me!! lol #lyra pokemon #ethan pokemon #silver pokemon #hgss #pkmn #pokemon art #pokemon fanart #my art <3

[nyanaknifegal]

A Date to Remember <3

#nyanaknifeart #art #illustrations #welcome home #welcome home puppet show #welcome home arg #welcome home fanart #23 8 1 20 4 15 5 19 5 22 5 18 25 20 8 9 14 7 13 5 1 14 20 8 9 19 12 15 15 11 #19 15 6 6 9 6 25 15 21 18 5 19 5 5 9 14 7 20 8 9 19 7 15 15 4 12 21 3 11 6 9 14 4 9 14 7 1 12 12 15 6 9 20

[jtl-fics]

matt boyd in math nerd?

what can i say i love men who are nerds

-man who is a nerd

WIP Wednesday - Closed (9/20/23) | Math Nerd AU

The rest of the walk back to the dorms was largely filled with Matt discussing all of the various virtues of one Dan Wilds and how she was the best Captain, girlfriend, woman, and person on the planet. He was waxing poetic about their first date when Neil laughed.

"I'm surprised you stopped at asking about marriage and didn't ask how many kids she wanted to have with you instead." Neil jokes and Matt pauses and flushes. He didn't remember mentioning his very embarrassing proposal to Dan on their first date together.

"I mentioned that already?" He asks.

Neil blinks at him and there's a strange flash of emotions on Neil's face that Matt can't quite catch before he laughs, "Right at the start of our walk." he says with a smile that doesn't reach his eyes. "Oh, look we're back." he points at the Tower as if it weren't blatantly obvious what he meant.

#Math Nerd AU #AFTG #AFTG AU #Andreil #Matt Boyd #Neil Josten #Math Nerd - Move-in Day - 12 #WIP Wednesday Ask Game #9-20-23 WIP Wednesday #33

[desertpups]

#hozier #andrew hozier byrne #unreal unearth tour #unreal unearth tour Laval 9/20/23

[magpie-69]

My dear friend, L, @submissive-seeking 💞

#@submissive-seeking #20/9/23 #one week before you had planned to leave #I'm so sorry #I miss you greatly 💜

[moron-hassaikai-and-more]

Overhaul: have you ever worked a job before this?

Tengai: yeah, I worked at a zoo for a bit.

Overhaul: great, and what did you take from that?

Tengai: ….definitely not a red panda.

Overhaul: …what?

Tengai: what?

Chrono: real talk, you’ll need that zoo experience, the people here are animals.

#mha incorrect quotes #mha #incorrect bnha quotes #bnha incorrect quotes #hari kurono #chrono #kai chisaki #mha chronostasis #Chrono mha #mha overhaul #mha tengai #hekiji tengai #overhaul #9:33 PM 20/7/23

[aewmoves]

#aew #all elite wrestling #aew dynamite #aew grand slam #jon moxley #blackpool combat club #rey fenix #aew international championship #aew gifs #wrestling gifs #9/20/23

[mr-stottlemonk]

made a timeline for monk tv for the folks cause it makes no sense sometimes.

[more in the tags]

[update: stottlemeyer's timeline found here]

#tried my best #math really churned itself out here #fic writing resources ahoy #feel free to use <3 #monk 2002 #monk 2002 timeline #this only counts adrian's age #i got tired of plotting a fic and going “errr wait when does this happen and does this thing im mentioning fit with this period of time???” #esp now that im going crazy about pre-series monk ideas #monk wiki says stottlemeyer is 17 YEARS OLDER THAN MONK #im just??? wot??? #how can... that makes no sense. how can stottlemeyer be 81 and the head of security for some rich ass guy in mr. monk's last case? it dont #add up at all. ive always headcanoned that stottlemeyer is like 6-9 years older than monk #what were the writers thinking these ages are wacky #trudy is 4 years younger than monk too. #if we follow how she died when she was 34 #and theyd been married for 7 years... that makes her 27 but like. they met in uni. what age were they then??? #monk def had to be 23-24 when he met trudy. which makes her 20 :“) #its whack man. making sense of this makes my head hurt #anyway im here to stop all that suffering #here we go #A BETTER TIMELINE #ill update with stottlemeyer's own age timeline soon :>

[mozart-tt]

Hourglass object kerfuffle

#art.dat #9/20/23 #bright colors #eye strain #object kerfuffle #object shows #ms paint

[batclawsss-art]

color palette challenge

#batclawsss art #art #digital art #my art #eye #eye art #eyes #grayscale challenge #art challenge #procreate #procreate art #drawing #drawings #queued 9/20/23

[biblicallyaccuratechicken]

Fellas, is it gay to love something so much that any real reminder of it overwhelms you with emotion? Makes you curl up and throw it away so you don't break down and cry from just pure joy? Because you can't let yourself be happy and in love for some fucking reason, even if it's not a person you're in love with?

#gravity falls #9 10-21-19-20 23-1-14-20 20-15 2-5 1-2-12-5 20-15 1-12-12-15-23 13-25-19-5-12-6 20-15 12-15-22-5 1-7-1-9-14 #9-19 20-8-1-20 19-15 14-21-3-8 20-16 1-19-11 6-15-18? #(did that on my fingers so excuse any errors)

[sugarfreerooibos]

The homestuck fandom does not use vacillation in ships nearly enough. Of course, this is about the Supreme Ship (caliborn<3</<3dirk<3</<3john), but it applies to a bunch of other popular ones, most notably davejadekat. Use! Vacillating! Ships!!!!!! Pls yall im begging

#homestuck #homestuck quadrants #homestuck shipping #dirkuu #dirkjohn #davejade #jadekat #davekat #davejadekat #jadedavekat #8 #23 #10 #9 #20

[jtl-fics]

*walks by*

*trips* *stumbles*

*wip requests fall out of my pockets*

*we don't comment on the amount*

Oh my god I'm so sorry lemme just - *franticly collecting them all*

*I forgot to grab Math Nerd*

*I run away with my horde of asks trailing behind me*

*you pick up a Math Nerd request :)*

WIP Wednesday - Closed (9/20/23) | Math Nerd AU

So Andrew found himself in Neil's company increasingly and increasingly realized that he found it quite enjoyable. Neil seems to slip in so easily into all of his daily habits and Andrew find that the few times his shadow is somewhere else due to class or other obligations he feels bereft.

Cold metal against his palms.

He shakes his head, "So," Nicky asks voice giving away that what he's about to ask will irritate Andrew, "what's it like to have your crush follow you around the last week and a half like a guard dog?" he asks.

Andrew hates always being right.

#Math Nerd AU #AFTG #AFTG AU #Andreil #Math Nerd - Thanksgiving - 12 #WIP Wednesday Ask Game #9-20-23 WIP Wednesday #9

[thecohenproject]

I should be grateful that nothing new has happened yet, but I hate this feeling of stagnation. Should I be seeking something out? Should I be trying to move forward on my own, instead of waiting?

I haven't heard anything from Solar. Not surprising, really, but at least he seems kinda like a real person, not... whatever else is going on

I don't want to stick my hand into the mouth of the beast or anything, but I don't know what else to do. Or where to start. You'd think this would come with more of a guideline, considering similar "crazes" in the past. I never put much stock into them being real, but I don't know anymore

Ugh, that's a lot. I'm just bored at work, lol. Anyways. We'll find out one way or another

#the cohen project #update #9/20/23