#ANYWAY I AM BACK ON MY BULLSHIT

[storiesofsvu]

Elizabeth Marvel.

#brb #i cannot breathe #jesus FUCKIBG CHRIST #cant even type #no clue what these are from? #maybe love & death? #is that what its called? #ANYWAY I AM BACK ON MY BULLSHIT #elizabeth marvel

[luxxuryycar]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Bullet Train (2022) Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Lemon/Tangerine, Lemon & Tangerine Additional Tags: there will simply never be enough post canon content for them, anyway y'all know the drill, trans tangerine etc, even though there's no smut in this one Summary:

Tangerine turns his head and exhales smoke from his cigarette away from him, and the movement draws Lemon’s eyes to his partner’s throat and the bandage stretched across it to hide the ugly wound there. His gaze lingers long enough that Tangerine catches him staring and gives him a little crooked smile. The expression is incongruous with what Lemon’s thinking so it takes him a moment to notice the rest of Tangerine, his lean frame wrapped in the jacket Lemon had bought for himself two days ago using their savings, because his coat had been left on the Shinkansen and he’d needed a new one. He can’t remember his partner borrowing it, but Tangerine’s always had quick hands and Lemon doesn’t mind, anyway.

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Morning in Kyoto, after the train.

#fruit cocktail #lemon x tangerine #anyway i am back on my bullshit #just a short lil fic to get back into this lol

[silveredsound]

x

#remember when i used to liveblog my fever dream very late night into the morning glasto watching sessions #yeah me neither cos was i ever a regular tumblr user and what is glasto #anyway i am back on my bullshit #the emotional hold this solo fanatical watching has on meeee #and i hope there is no harry cos damn it there is enough already #lmao i am a fake fan aren't i #but also it could be an easing into glasto appearances i guess

[wasyago]

we're at it again🕺

#jrwi riptide #gillion tidestrider #my art #sketch #back on my bullshit woo yeah woo yeah woo yeah #genuinely a lot happier with this design than the previous ones. the lighter metal looks better on him #and this one doesn't have a lot of detail (or any detail tbh) so it looks more solid and fun i think #and you can see im trying to figure out how gill would carry his sword around #technically he should just carry it in his hands and don't have a scabbard because its a longsword and isn't supposed to be sheathed... #but like... its not practical to always carry it in his hands. especially in a day to day life. because he always has the sword on him- #but he doesn't necessarily always hold it? like. he needs hands for stuff #i think i like the back scabbard better (even if i drew the whole turnaround for the hip one) just because it doesn't mess with his tail #plus that way destiny's blade is higher up and gets to look around at stuff and i think its funny #but then like... the cape is a little awkward if it has to go above the sword... #but its not a big deal. if he has a cape and armor on he probably holds the sword in his hands anyway #am i putting too much thought into this unnecessary detail? yes #am i rambling in the tags again instead of making a separate post? also yes

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

i think i need a lobotomy

#weee single hued barn because i Couldnt Be Fucked! #also i Do love single hue things. it always looks tasty <3 #and its a fun little exercise in values! or something! am i making excuses! maybe! #anyway im back on my Putting Guys In Outfits bullshit #theres not enough barnaby art.... #theres not enough Handsome barnaby art.... #scribble garnish #welcome home puppet show #welcome home #barnaby b beagle #hes my everythinggggggg #cant wait to see him get Fucked Up 🕺 Fucked Up 💃 Fucked Up 🍻 #every day i wake up and look at the teeny tiny barnaby in the teeny tiny heart shaped locket In My Mind #Also. an aside. a Thought i had while doodling. #a Genuine Curiosity musing. #i wonder what kinda drinks the neighbors would favor... #what would they order at a bar if they could go to one... #im soooo fucking curious guys im. I WANNA KNOW #what drink should i have put in barn's hand. hm. This Question Will Forever Haunt The Depths Of My Skull

[toytulini]

listen im ace and im pro kink at pride and whatever, but the way some of yall are wording your posts in response to the backlash against it is uh. really taking me back to the ace shitcourse era.

yall know theres nothing wrong with being a "virgin", right? that its not inherently shameful to have not had sex, to never have sex, even if youre not ace, even if you do want to have sex someday, like, its fine that you haven't had sex?

maybe if your problem is that theyre trying to police your behavior and shame you for expressing your sexuality, you can say that? instead of resorting to "haha stupid virgin gets no bitches" like my god. do you not hear how fucking regressive that attitude is? i know, i know, youre "joking".

get a better joke

#toy txt post #god im going to regret this post im gonna regret it so much i can feel it in my bones #let it flop..........pls #internalize my message let it sink in and understand what i am saying and then let the post flop #i say. knowing the ppl who need to see such a message are the ones who will make me regret this post and regrwt not having #1 million bajillion disclaimers #virgin is in quotes bc its a bullshit made up stupid purity culture concept anyway and quite frankly i hate even seeing the word #disclaimer: the previous sentence is not me saying that it is a slur for asexuals. it is me a single individual saying this specific word #grosses me out to read and see everywhere when its a stupid bullshit binary made up or at least historically largely used #to shame largely women and i dont know why we're still using it in 2023 #and ive just been. seeing such an uptick in this whole like. attitude? lately and like #im ace im minorly sex repulsed. mostly about anything sex at me bad. other adults sex at each other consensually? go wild #i like to think im pretty chill about it. i try to be. i think its fine ig to be like 'my meat is huge i fuck so much so good' #like okay not my thing but good for you. love that for you #but then some of yall have started turning it back around back to. 'haha your meat so small and shriveled you get no bitches' #'haha stupid incel virgin' like okay. didnt realize we all went back to fucking. middle school but okay #god im gonna run out of tine to get ready for my thing writing this stupid post UGH evil #but like idk we've kinda circled back to being like haha being a virgin still is stupid and silly and shameful #and if im quite honest. i do think the acecourse played a part in that bc i felt like we were making good progress in like #hey guys is fine to not have sex ever if you dont want to its fine to not want sex its fine #and then aphobes went fucking rabid on us and splintered and destroyed online communities all over but especially on tumblr #and so many aces went back in the closet we stopped talking about it we stopped spreading awareness and now this stupid goddamn like #and now this stupid bullshit attitude is back where its like funny to call someone a virgin as an insult but like no bro trust me its okay #its okay for me to do it bc im a hot queer person with huge meat instead of a cisstraight frat bro with huge meat #? like you know the issue was the behavior right? not the fact that it was straight dudes saying it? its bc the thing being said was shitty? #you know you can dunk on the puritan bitches trying to police your behavior at pride without getting us as collateral damage right #stop making me read that stupid ugly ass word ur not cool or funny #whatever #if you come on to this post to start shit i will not only block you but as many of your mutuals and followers as i can find. i will scroll #i will block this entire fucking website if i need to do not test me. i am exhausted and the acecourse ate up all my tolerance in 2015.

[be-the-glenn-to-my-maggie]

Okay I’m back home and I’m back in business babes. I was BUSy.

Das me.

#ew david girl was an icon #the way me and my friend tom are having a moment here #it looks like we are looking and smiling at each other but I think I was talking to my friend sandya next to me #the top of her head made it #but anyways I am finally gonna be able to get back into this #thank u all for waiting for me and missing me #writers strike #wga strike #david zaslav #melissa og #melissa bullshit

[catzgam3rz]

"Goop this one up Motherfucker"

#rambles #my art #qsmp fanart #qsmp #mcyt #luzugames #luzu fanart #q!luzu #philza #philza fanart #q!philza #WHATS UP IM BACK ON THAT BLOCKMEN BULLSHIT LOOK AT THEM! #I'm so happy with Phil (shout out to @jackie_mae for colour pallet inspo) #and I am happy with Luzu for a first draft but i'm already certain he will be edited and such later lol #anyways I LOVED THIS STREAM AND IM NOT EVEN DONE YET BUT I GOTTA SLEEP SO BYE AND ENJOY! #mcyt fanart

[bull-shit-suji]

not to like wax poetic about the literary nuances of Black Fucking Butler but i feel i need to point out how insanely campy it is. oh okay cool the butler is throwing butter knives at people with guns and winning. we're battling undertaker's zombie army by starting a boy band (we actually got the idea from the ZOMBIES' boy band). theres a curry making competition and its so important it needs an entire volume and a continuing motif dedicated to it. the Grim Reaper Death Gods are all cornballs with gardening sheers. the contradiction. the unintended irony.

i think the manga is like. toeing the line of camp. like its silly yet takes itself so seriously but its not too silly. my immersion is not broken by the silliness. but the anime is uncharted levels of camp. what the Hell was going on with pluto. you're gonna look me in the eye and tell me the phantomhives own a fifty foot dog thing and no one has noticed. simply one hell of a deer. ice skating. theres opium in funtom candy. the queen of england is maybe a little girl. speaking of which, the city of london just burned down. yeah the whole thing. the fifty foot dog was there too.

it's so ridiculously out of left field and the fact that none of the characters seem to notice or care feels like being gaslit. camp so visceral it's causing psychic damage. i am constantly begging the narrative to break character just once and acknowledge its silliness but doing so would negate the lack of awareness that makes it camp. its dated and timeless. an absolute milestone in camp history.

#it's 2 am im not articulating my thoughts well #just like. ohhhhhhhhg death and demons and walking the line between good and evil #dark acedemia vampire victorian vibes. except theres always some stupid shit happening with no explination. #like i know the tone shifts intentionally sometimes to match the haha comedic moment #thats not what im talking about #i mean when the most ridiculous plotline ever concieved is presented as a life or death situation #and after a while you're like lol this isnt dark at all and then BAM abuse trauma ptsd manipulation cults murders #the bittersweet understanding in clawing your way to the top #knowing the moment your revenge is exacted you will be consumed by the very thing that got you here #and choosing to keep climbing anyways #then boom back on that bullshit here's these motherfuckers in wonderland #the dark tone we had for all that trauma shit will Not be changing because catgirl grelle is just as serious of a topic #okay im going to bed #black butler #kuroshitsuji #sebastian michaelis #manga #ciel phantomhive #textpost #prev rb #oh i think the point i was trying to make it that its good because its camp #would not be nearly as awesome if it werent

[seveneyesoup]

ngl i’m still worried. like i Do have complete faith in ncuti gatwa but what i Don’t have is much faith at all in rtd’s writing about race

#which id managed to sort of convince myself was maybe #it’s been like 15 years he’s had time to learn better #but the comment Immediately about ‘different colors’ in todays ep #and w the toymakers past. #i’m hoping for the best i really actively am but i’m hesitant #not even writing about race just writing that has anything to do w it #i will never forgive him for martha jones #and my cynicism is saying bringing dt back for three eps and specifically being pretty good about trans people and disabled people #is a good favor investment so he can keep a progressive image and get away w racism #i don’t actually believe that for the record #i’m just worried ncuti gatwa is gonna have to deal with Some Bullshit that’s gonna get blamed on him instead of rtd yk #which is bad for him bc it means a bad working environment and also like. taking the blame for something he didn’t even do #or that if he pushes back on something bad he’ll get branded as difficult to work with etc #anyway. worry once suffer twice or whatever and i think i said all this when the announcements were made #it’s just on my mind again #i want the best for the show and the people making it yk?

[bitternace]

WHY ARE YOU SO EVIL!!! /POS. ATTACKING YOU.

Xemnas and Xigbar for 37 if that number hasn't been done? If it has, how about 74?

no puedo pedirle lo eterno a un simple mortal // ay, todo lo que he hecho por ti.

[ID: a mostly black and white drawing with a purple overlay of xigbar and xemnas shown from the hip up on the left side of the image. the background is black and has some diagonal lines with a bit of transparency on the right side. the shadows are harsh, with only a bit of light falling on their faces.

they stand before each other turned to the audience. xigbar, holds the handle and the middle of No Name before him, head tilted down as he looks to the audience. xemnas stands a full head taller behind xigbar, his left hand held some distance below the bladed tip of No Name, his left eye is covered by his fringe.

xemnas visible eye is painted ochre with a white pupil, while xigbar's eye is white and gold. The eyes on no name's handle and the gazing eye on the blade are a vibrant cyan. the caption reads the spanish lyrics "i can't ask a simple mortal for a forever" and "oh, everything i've done for you." /End ID.]

close-up under keep reading.

#capisnotonfire #PUTS MY HAND TO MY STERNUM AND FALLS TO THE FLOOR ON MY KNEES /affectionate #warning to whoever might open the link; there's a slightly suggestive several 'ay's at the beginning porque shakira it's also bass heavy #OBJECTIVELY THE FUNNIEST SONG THAT COULD'VE COME UP. it's the gift that keeps on giving!! #this specific remix's been on my top list... several years; top five for a couple. i've loved it forever. top radio edits ever. #it's basically about a guy that makes up excuses to hide he's cheating and a gal that's fed up with his bullshit and is like. okay. bye. #i briefly considered going with............ right now i know my heart is yours <- in regards to i'm already half-xehanort #as per usual not ship art but it would be HILARIOUS if it was. it would've been able to go so many incredibly funny tragic ways #nano does reqs #my doods #xigbar kh #xemnas kh #IT TOOK SO LONG. putting this out there because i WILL lose my marbles if i do anything more. it's not as polished as it could. #fret not if you've asked for a req i am still doing 'em this one just. kicked my ass (been busy). i tried a couple of things and failed #THEN the file corrupted like 9 hours in and i wanted to die a little (thank the heavens my drawing app has a #thing to get back corrupted files through their screen recording) but i GIVE UP (affectionate) #Does this make sense thematically? Fuck if i know. i forgot all lore (half serious). it looked cooler in my head (jesting) #anyways. mwah tysm for the ask<3 #i love posting at mystifying times (i finish at terrible hours and get excited) #described

[emilylprentiss]

Dana Scully the x files. 4x11.

#the x files #x files #txfedit #dailytxf #thexfilesedit #dana scully #gillian anderson #tvfilmsource #dailytvfilm #tvarchive #dailywomen #txf 4x11 #txf gifs #never thought i'd be back on my x files bullshit again but here i am #anyway WHO gave her the right #*mine

[driftingballoons]

Rotom looks kind of like a virus, right?

#Rotom #pokemon doodles #original art #I am back on my MCAT bullshit #Needed to remember the difference between ‘capsid’ and ‘envelope’ which always gets me for some reason #It comes down to the dumbest stuff sometimes #Anyway there you go #Rotom virus #(Solosis line are animal cells you can’t change my mind)

[arashi-no-saxlphone]

Aaaaall right. I'm gonna get on a little soapbox here. It's buggin me and I'm a little mad about it so I'm gonna say a couple blanket things reaaaal quick (Read: Long Post)

There is no one single "correct" way to enjoy Guilty Gear. If you've been here for 5 seconds or 30 years you're enjoying it correctly. If you're not playing the game and just getting brainrot over the characters and story you're enjoying the game correctly. If you're just playing the game and don't know who the fuck is who you're enjoying the game correctly. If you're having a nice fuckin time you're enjoying it correctly.

If you're gatekeeping folks over bs or little details, you suck dude! You suck! I don't like you! This series has a LOT of facets to it - some good, some bad, some appealing to some and not others, etcetera. Why are you being a wet blanket? I've heard the greatest theories and input on the story from people who have never held a controller, and I've learned the greatestest combos and neutral from people who have no fucking idea that Sol Badguy is the titular "Guilty Gear;" stop putting requirements on something that's supposed to be FUN what is your damn problem???

Rant over I think but just be nice. It's very easy. Calling someone a tourist about a series is an insane thing to do regardless of their level of involvement in the series. Don't do that shit. Everyone enjoys different aspects of things and that term is literally meaningless in this context - it's a hobby. For fun. This is a RIDICULOUS thing to develop a superiority complex over.

Whatever scent you get when engaging with Guilty Gear - you are SMELLING THE GAME. That's all. Don't be a loser. Bite your friends Guilt Free (I straight up forgot that is the meme version someone put on here it's KILL your friends guilt free but I'm not fixing it).

#sairambles #guilty gear #rant #I know the tone of this seems naive and silly but frankly #I am a naive and silly guy if you don't like that you gotta go somewhere else #anyway thanks to everyone on here who has been so cool and interacted with me on gear posts #been a VERY fun ride - most fun of my life in fact #this is just me whining about an obnoxious sentiment I've seen now and again reflected about this series #my personal experience has been pretty much entirely positive #I just wish it would be like that for everybody on here #that's that from me we go back to your regularly scheduled bullshit (blazing)

[apotheosisyphean]

‘Trautes Heim, Glück allein’ oder ‘Zuhause liegt im Herzen’ or something! Frohe Feiertage an meine Lieblings-Schwulenzauberer.

(ib white winter hymnal and every ‘shadowgast reading on the couch together’ fanart ever made. favorite niche.)

#THIS WAS A DRAFTED WIP THAT I NEVER FINISHED BUT I LIKED HOW IT LOOKED hi #i rewatched m9 again and am back on my bullshit (them) #i haven’t touched procreate recently but. for them i might #anyway: #<-​lies i don’t have a favorite shadowgast niche it changes every 10 minutes #I was listening to white winter hymnal on repeat and my brainworms spoke to me #‘draw them cuddled up together on a cozy winters night.’ they said. #critical role #mighty nein #shadowgast #caleb widogast #essek thelyss

[thefarminggoblin]

This man has had exactly 15 seconds of screen time so far but I always end up squealing like a teenage girl every damn time his beautifully handsome face appears on screen:

And just he keeps getting hotter and hotter with each episode I CAN’T

#the last one from next week’s preview has me hyperventilating #like I am not joking #fr though I’ve had some pretty bad mental health stuff so I gave my socials a rest for a bit #but i’m back now #and very much back on my simpy bullshit #I have 3 drafts on the go #and a master and rules list #anyways #jushiro ukitake #ukitake #bleach #jade is in love with ju-kun