D'Arcy Carden's Aaron Jackson's 'I Don't Think So Honey'
"I don't think so honey going to church on Sunday ANNND WEDNESDAY? NO NO NO NO HONEY. PICK A ✨️DAMN✨️ DAY. I had to go to church on Sunday and Wednesday my WHOLE ✨️DAMN✨️ LIFE AND I DIDN'T ✨️WANNA✨️ GO ON WEDNESDAY. I ALREADY GOT ALL THE GOD I NEEDED ON ✨️SUNDAY✨️"
Lasculch: WAIT.
Lasculch: SHE'S DOING AARON'S
"And SOME OF THESE ✨️GODDAMN✨️ FOLKS GO SUNDAY MORNING, SUNDAY NIGHT, ✨️AAAAND✨️ ON WEDNESDAY. I don't THINK so honey. I don't think so. You think 'oh I love my church community I wanna see em more' WELL HONEY invite em over to the house for tea. Look at a ✨️DAMN✨️ picture of em. YOU'LL SEE EM IN BUT SIX?
✨️N A U G H T✨️ BUT SIX?
AND THEN ya gotta go look at em on ON WEDNESDAY? ✨️NO HONEY✨️ WEDNESDAYS ARE FOR BEIN AT HOME.
For the curious, the [bleeped] name of the movie with Aaron and Josh is Dicks: The Musical and you can watch it on most streaming services, including Max and Amazon.
Dicks: The Musical opens with a title card joking that the film bravely breaks new ground by casting gay actors as straight characters. In reality, it breaks ground by being the world’s first feature-length movie Rusical, hitting the exact same braying, sarcastic tone as the musical theatre challenges of RuPaul’s Drag Race. In this case, we’re watching a Rusical parody of The Parent Trap (a…
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Dicks: The Musical has two scenes in an office setting that cut several times to a scoreboard that uses strong to extreme strobe effects. They are always brief, but they are unpredictable.
There is one spinning shot that lasts several seconds. Outside of this, all of the camera work is either stationary or very smooth.
Flashing Lights: 7/10. Motion Sickness: 2/10.
TRIGGER WARNING: Toward the end of the film, there is some incest.
Image ID: a promotional poster for Dicks: The Musical
I don't regularly watch Grown-ish, but I do watch clips time to time. I have to hand it to the writers; they know exactly what age Zoey and Aaron are. Not to mention they always wrote them as college students as well, which I really liked. They waited for the careers conflict AFTER college and their makeup conversation was written very well too.
“Dicks” The Musical” is like a raunchy version of “The Parent Trap” that’s trying so very hard to be funny, likeable, and edgy that it fails at all of it. Needlessly crude and profane, director Larry Charles and co-writers and stars Aaron Jackson and Josh Sharp (adapted from their two-man stage show) put in overtime with their attempts to be as offensive as possible, and it all reeks of the sad…