One of my headcanons is that, after the whole Pizzamancer thing is resolved in my AU, Aldo and Gustavo end up becoming friends, and Aldo tries to get Gustavo to be more comfortable with himself (I headcanon both he and Peppino have body image issues). One day, Aldo talks Gustavo into going to the beach with him...
Gustavo: I can't believe I let you talk me into this. This is so embarrassing...
Aldo: Gus, relax! You're fine!
Gustavo: I am NOT fine, I'm fat and hairy and-
Aldo: Gustavo, we're gnomes, fat and hairy is unavoidable. You look quite handsome.
Gustavo: Huh?
Aldo: I mean, I would...
Gustavo: *blushing furiously* Aldo!
Aldo: grinning hugely Shh, hang on, we have some admirers!
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In simple terms here's a infodump abt how i hc hobie's appearance
• FIRST OF face, face, eyes EYEESS ik I always say this but he has sectoral heterochromia, has a little bit of blue on his left eye like the drawing below
The drawing is kinda ugly but bare with me
• I really love the idea that his eye brow piercings are little spikes instead of studs. He actually draws on his Eyebrows cuz he shaved half of them off
• he tends to change around his piercings alot!! His favorite lip piercings are spider bites. And that goes for his ears aswell, Likes to change and style them bc he has like 4 piercings per ear?
• has little side burns and chin hairs bc I SAID SO !!!!!!!!!!! Not a full on scruff but little hairs.
• tongue piercing mhm mhm.
Ok so body
• we all know he's lanky and has this skinny muscle to him, I'm not gonna change ANYTHING abt that, tee hee stickbug
• but man is so beaten up, scars everywhere on him.
• one big scar on his collarbone, cat scratch on his left pec and one on his stomach, most of his scars are on his arms, he has a really bad one on his right due to him going into water and then proceeding to get into radiation when he got bit by his spider
• his spider bite was on his right hand :] (he has a weird hand bump still where he got bit)
• honestly I see him being so beaten up bc of everyone 😭 a lot of spider men aren't depicted with scars, even if they had a drone got smacked in their face.
• hobie has had a baseball smack his face.
• he kinda has little hairs on his hands? More like the base of his hand and then trail up his arm, even if he doesn't have arm hair.
• NAIIILLLLS loves to paint them, his right thumb glows bc of the damn radiation 😭😭 (when he first got bit, it went away)
• but another headcanon of mine is spider people have this weird grip on the pads of their fingers not like paws, but think of the first spider movie where they did a close up of his hand? Hobie has this like sandpaper texture on his fingers because of it.
• hands also being calloused from guitar playing/drum playing, and in general spiderman duties.
• did yall know he sometimes used barbed web instead of regular.
• and finally belly button piercing, bc fuck you
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Poor Aldo has now been roped into the Quackitoier Rat bit 😭😭😭
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