#And I’ll eat ass

[awniie]

⭑FINGERPAINT W/ SATORU GOJO⭑

꒰ summary: basically just on satoru's lap

ㅤ⭑ content: fluff, suggestive.. fem!reader, physical touch, he bites you (lmao)

⭑ notes: this was actually the most random thing I found in my drafts..but its proofread!

You were laying against your boyfriend’s satoru chest, your body on top of his and his hands on your lower back as you sat there, just watching him. You must’ve been there long because he had gotten bored and started to doze off not long after your arrival on his lap. So you were left there as a pillow of some sorts, That didn’t bother you though, in fact you took the time to do some deep inspection of your boyfriend. Your eyes taking in everything on his face, surprised and slightly envious at the lack of really any blemishes. You frown a little at his perfect complexion and place a singular finger on his cheek, running over the supple skin. His eyes were still closed as you dragged your finger over his face. You traced down the tip of his nose, the sharp lines of his jaw and the crook of his neck. Your wandering finger traveled the path of his clavicle, and you lean in to place a featherlight kiss on it.

He slept so peacefully, and you couldn’t help but think how pretty he looks like this. You lean in a little closer, feeling his warm breath on his skin. Now that you were this close, you could see the way his white eyelashes fluttered against his cheek. You brought your finger back up to his face, drawing an invisible heart right under that spot. You place a little kiss there as well, smiling to yourself as he was still deep in his slumber. “You’re so perfect like this, toru…” you cooed, to yourself really.

You repeated this process, but on his mouth this time. The flesh there pink and perfectly plump. You thought he looked so perfect there under your straddled legs, all beautiful and quiet for once. “why can’t you be like this all the time, instead of being so loud.” You asked, again no response. You must’ve seemed crazy, talking to yourself. If you were talking to yourself. What you didn’t know was that he wasn’t sleeping, he’d been awake the whole time, seeing what you’d do. He should’ve kept pretending, saving you from your pride and an awkward moment. He would’ve too…if he were any better person.

As soon as you ran your unsuspecting finger across his lips, tracing another heart across the pink surface, he took his chance. He nipped your finger, not enough to draw blood, but definitely enough to make you yelp. “Satoru?!” You pulled your finger back, inspecting the wound. He couldn’t help but let out a snicker. Your shock was just so cute. “M’ sorry baby, it was an accident.” He said, faking a sleepy-mottled voice. Yet, letting out another laugh as if he couldn’t even try and hide his giddy. You clearly didn’t find this as funny as he did, being caught by surprise and also bit.

He looked at your face, and must’ve felt a little guilt apparently. His smile was halfway gone and that hand that rested on your hip slipped inside of your shirt. You shivered as his fingers were curled and rubbing up and under your bra strap and down the length of your back.

“is this better?” He asked you, warm hands continuing the movement up and down your back. You nod, eyes fluttering shut as he his fingers continued grazing your back. You laid your cheek on his chest. “Still need an apology ‘Toru…” you reminded him pointedly. He rolls his eyes and grumbles, giving your back a sharp pinch. You helped again and he smiled “Gojo.”

He lets out a ‘tsk’, that shit-eating grin still on his face. “Okay, okay. I’m sorry…”

“Sorry for what….?”

He grumbles, tempted to throw you off of him. “I’m sorry for biting you….,” he started “Even though, your finger was on my mouth. My first instinct was to bite it.” Your boyfriend quickly adds in his defense.

“Your first instinct is to bite anything that’s near your mouth…?” You question, your head now lifted from his chest and giving him a skeptical look.

“Well duh. Unless of course. when it comes to your clit. “You always like when I lick that better." He riposted, and there was that complacent smile along with it.

“Y’know, if you weren’t scratching my back right now. I would’ve kicked you out of the house by now.”

“Funny, cus I could’ve sworn you said that exact same thing when I was between your legs yester-”

That was the final straw. “out.” you ordered as your pointed towards the door.

Your boyfriend saturo quickly reiterated himself before you could do any further damage. “Okay for real baby m’ sorry. I didn’t mean to embarrass you or bite you.” He shut himself up at that part before he could mention that everything he said was true and you were just to shy to hear your own words. His voice was softer and more genuine now. “Can you forgive me, please?” He asked, continuing with the strokes on your back.

You grumble, and after a moment of silence, you cave in. “If you just shut up n’ look pretty while rubbing my back, then I’ll think about forgiveness.” You lie. He was already was forgiven, since you were never truly mad in the first place. But hey, what he didn’t know doesn’t hurt him. He didn’t seem to affected by it either, he happily obliged to having you on his lap to the rest of the day.

#the ending was actually ass #but I’ll eat ass so yk #jjk #jjk fluff #jjk smut #jjk x you #jujutsu kaisen #jjk x reader #choso smut #jjk choso #jjk gojo #saturo gojo x reader #gojo smut #gojo x reader #gojo satoru #saturo smut #jjk fanfic #jujutsu gojo #gojou satoru x reader #gojo x y/n #gojo fluff #jjk geto #also how we feeling the new theme..👀 #jjk headcanons #jujustsu kaisen x reader #jujustsu kaisen smut #smut #jjk nanami #nanami smut #choso x female reader

[xxrat--punkxx]

Repair day

#day 3 for vashtember #prompt was robot arm so I wanted to draw something softer #djdjdkdoe I was supposed to finish this on the third but unfortunately life happned and I couldn’t be bothered to post it yesterday to uhhh #but yeah I like how this turned out lol #it got so lazy toward the end rip #if yall say anything abt that janky ass hand I’m going to eat you #like I spent so long shading them face and hair but when I got to the pants I was like man fuck this #the goal for these drawings is to try and help me find a new rendering style since I was really not happy with my last one #still don’t rly know what I’m doing but I’ll get there lmao #Trigun #trigun maximum #trigun manga #Vash #vash the stampede #my art #trimax #Vash Trigun #Trigun Vash #vashtember #Trigun art #Trigun fanart

[bloobydabloob]

Happy day 3 of DirkJake week.

Today’s theme was “Retro / Decades”… I am not sure if I even understood the theme right but I did them as like 50s greasers. For the decades part. Yeahh

#homestuck #homestuck fanart #dirk strider #hs fanart #jake english #blooby posting #dirkjakeweek24 #I spent like 90% of this drawing watching those awful 3lame videos on the side #like “the twerk of 87“ and whatever other stuff #My friends all know this but I think that 3lame was kind of a genius #There is probably no one else in the world who could possibly have come up with that cuphead song #What a guy. #Also made banana muffins once again #I already ate like 6. I just may have a boring ass life #Hit me up I’ll mail you one of the remaining 4 if you’re lucky #you can receive a handcrafted cold and mouldy muffin in the mail #8-10 business days #Please no one hit me up. #I’m eating the rest tonight anyways #DirkJake

[sashimiyas]

osamu has a soft spot for single mothers because they remind him of his own

#reinas.inretrograde #he’ll never say anything but when you go through your wallet and only order what your child requested and not your meal #he just hands you enough for the whole week. tells you to come back soon but never admits to the kindness #he incorporates children eat free days #there’s this whole romantic scene in my head where you say ‘i don’t need you’ #and he goes ‘i know.’ and it’s not placating at all. he knows you don’t need him. #knows and understands that you’ve done more in your life than he’ll ever achieve #then he says ‘but i want you. i want to need you. and if you say the word and let me. i’ll do it. i’ll need to wake up to you in the morning #need you to tell me to have a good day and whoop my ass into shape. and i know you won’t need me. but you can want me to.’

[sexynetra]

Guess who wrote a fic loosely based on this video 🤭

Thank you @thecollectionsof for encouraging me <333

“You trust me, don’t you?” Dawn smiled hopefully — a dazzling grin that had Amanda’s brain shorting out.

She did trust Dawn. More than she trusted anyone in the world.

#I’ll make another post with the big ao3 banner thing soon but I needed you all to see the video that inspired this #drag race #rpdr #RuPaul’s drag race #drag race 16 #rpdr 16 #RuPaul’s drag race 16 #Amanda Tori meating #Dawn #up until dawn #amandawn #pls read this guys 🥺 #yes I double linked it what about it #eat my ass if ur mad about it #Jk jk I love you all and I am such a nice and sweet person actually #but I wrote this entire fic at like 3 am on my phone so. #do with that information what you will #botfe

[kaidanalenkosprmanager]

THE BEST OF GRISSOM ACADEMY

Featuring: Cmdr. Sophie Shepard, EDI, and Jack With: Flight Lt. Jeff "Joker" Moreau, Lt. James Vega, Ens. Jason Prangley, Ens. Rodriguez, David Archer, and Kahlee Sanders I never had a family- and these guys... Anyone screws with my students and I will tear them apart. Mass Effect 3: Legendary Edition (2021)

#mira makes gifs ✨ #james vega #sophie shepard #jeff joker moreau #EDI #jack #subject zero #david archer #kahlee sanders #mass effect #mass effect 3 #me3 #mass effect legendary edition #dailygaming #grissom is literally my favorite side mission in ME3 so i was so excited to make this omg #it just has it all- good plot + solid witty one liners + an awesome bunch of characters + a nice emotional moment like #and it stars jack who’s like one of my favorite ME2 squaddies so ??? it’s just an all around iconic mission #EDI has so much good grissom dialogue too and she looks mighty cute in her lil hunter hood! 🥹 #james has a few really good lines too but none of the ones i liked were in the cutscenes so it was sooo hard to get more of him in the set #i will say i forgot how much good jack dialogue there is in grissom like i just love and stan my girl so much #and now when i see her i think of saoirse and seamus every time like that’s THEIR GIRL KICKING ASS!! ✨✨ #her lines with prangley and rodriguez are top notch too honestly #but honestly my favorite moment is still shep and EDI’s conversations with david #like EDI’s soft little ‘no apology is necessary’? #when david says ‘the number of days you lengthened my life’? #i tear up a little bit playing grissom every time bc overlord is the best ME2 dlc and you cannot change my mind #also soph once again eating in cleric’s fabulous guardian armors for shepard (which will always be famous✨) #like the shoulders?? the omni mark?? the set is just talented. brilliant. incredible. show-stopping. spectacular. beautiful. iconic. #and soph's usually rep'ing the purples/deep reddish pinks but did i make the omni mark blue so we could rep spectre alenko colors? #i’ll let you be the judge ✨

[chrollohearttags]

merry Christmas everybody! I hope y’all have a wonderful day and know that whether you’re with family, your fur babies or just by yourself that you are loved. I hope you have an amazing day and spending it doing it whatever you love. 🫶🏾🤍🤍

#cherry chats 🍒 #my fat ass is about to eat and I’ll be back with a lil sum later #btw did y’all get any gifts? #cause my parents + brother tricked me 😭 #had me wrapping gifts I thought was for my mom but they were for me #I kinda went overboard with their stuff but oh well skdjdjd #at least everybody loved theirs that’s all that matters to me 😭 #and what y’all eating on today?

[lemxnsaur]

i literally only kin gojo because i’m so desperately in love with geto.

#jjk #jujutsu kaisen #geto suguru #sugusato #good god i’d learn to eat ass for him #never stopping i promise #i’ll milk that mf dry i promise

[pinkmirth]

not gettin’ over olrox anytime soon . . .

#he’s evil whatever blah blah but he’s fucking hot! #his hairrrr his eyes his nose his ears his jawline!!! #i love every little thing about him oh my god #want him to feed on meeeee >< i want those fangs in my NECK! #i know he’s gay but PLEASE OLROX GIVE ME ONE CHANCE I’LL EAT YOUR ASS IF YOU WANT #୨୧ — mira yaps! #❥ — olrox! #— (castlevania!) #— (castlevania: nocturne!) #❥ — rambles!

[afterartist]

If FlipaClip doesn’t give me more then two layers I might actually bite someone

Also I hate perspective (,:

But here’s a frame from a WIP animation (animatic??) I’m doing

It’s gonna be sans angst ofc

Who would I be if I didn’t give character development to my beloved

#art #my art #sans #sans au #undertale #undertale au #sans aus #animation wip #animatic wip #FlipaClip I swear to my energy drink tab collection i will uncapitalise your name if you don’t hand over more layers #lowercase ur ass #angst #sans angst #perspective is the worst and I want to cry #i spent an hour on this frame and it’s less then a second long #no one is gonna notice I put the reflection of the string in the mirror #but I did anyway #dont steal #I’ll eat ur bones #if the nonsensical tags haven’t given it away I’m running on 37 minutes of sleep exactly #also I again need to reiterate that only having two layers while animating sucks #my normal art? yes #two layers is juicey #animating?? no #it killed my tomodachi

[ranwithscissors]

Ngl as a bisexual person, the way Steve’s fanon bisexuality is treated by the Stranger Things fandom is starting to annoy me

#this is a generalization #but Jesus Christ the 80s weren’t the dark ages #bisexuality was well known back then #enough to demonize bi men for spreading aids to ‘poor unsuspecting’ straight women anyway #Freddie Mercury didn’t shake his ass at Live Aid for Steve Harrington to be written as a blushing virgin when it comes to dudes #if I have to read one more fic where Robin needs to give Steve the you can like both talk I’ll eat my goddamn tablet #Steve had his bisexual awakening when Jonathan kicked his ass in that alleyway at the LATEST #the real bi panic is whether to hide half of yourself forever and be unhappy but live a safe comfortable life #or be true to yourself and pursue that happiness at the cost of becoming a pariah #rant over #stanger things #bisexual steve harrington #steddie #harringrove #tagging the ships because you know you’ve seen it in those fics #stonathan

[kingkatsuki]

It literally blows my mind when people say shit like this. Like you never thought to reblog fanfic, but you’ll reblog any shitpost going like?😭

#no offence intended by calling those posts shitposts #but like surely reading a fic you like or seeing art you like brings you more joy than a random post like that??? #fics make you feel better when you’re sad lonely tired going through shit #the same with art #and yet people will reblog shitposts from authors/artists but not fics/art? #ITS SO CONFUSING #I’ll genuinely never understand #cause there’s no shame surely when you’re literally reblogging posts about eating ass or sucking dick anyway? #and when your likes are visible? #imagine following writers/artists and reblogging evrrything but the reason why you followed them

[honnelander]

wahhh i love your sanji fics !! i need more of go fish it’s so cute 🥺🥺 i’m excited to read what else you create too

this ask is so sweet, thank you!! 😭🥹🩵

the go fish series has been my favorite too. i really think i might just call it the go fish! universe atp lmaoo (i’ll be tagging everything related as go fish! au)

i’m excited to share what else i have planned, so thank you for your support 🥹🫶🏼

#asks #the comments and replies and asks I’ve been getting for all this is incredible #I’ll never get over it tbh #I’m just so happy ppl are connecting and loving what i write bc tbh i mainly just write for me! #thinking why would anyone else care #but i have been proven wrong #🥹 #and it makes me so happy but you guys are EATING UP the slow ass burn these idiots have going on #it’s all about the ✨tension✨🤌🏼 #and I’ve found sanji just so easy to write for tbh I’m shocked

[starbuck]

guess who fought god and won againnnnnnnnn…..?

#somehow my truly unhinged plan of finishing a lab and two essays after work three days in a row fucking worked????? #so tomorrow i get to go birding and just enjoy it???????? #WILD. #i MAY have to make some revisions on my chemistry essay but that will be a MINOR event #the bulk of everything is done #and tbh my professor has been ignoring my pleas for help all week - so most likely i’ll just end up turning it in as is #(and taking her ass to Dispute Court if she tries to give me a low score after not helping when i asked for it) #but i’m just glad it’s all DONE #i even worked ahead a little for next week which i have not had time to do in a WHILE #and now i’m just lying in bed :)) eating grapes :)) #had a successful program today… STILL might be getting promoted… it’s an entire HOUR before midnight #life is GOOD man… #i mean. there are still Issues to be sure #but i’m pushing through it - i’m making it work #i’m eagerly awaiting the time where things Stop Happening for a bit #but for now - i can take it #i can take it all

[shima-draws]

Oh no I’m sorry you’re not feeling well!! Hoping you recover quickly ❤️

AAAAA TY 🥺

Doing a bit better today, I’m still super exhausted tho and I know I probably need to eat more but I have like. No appetite. But me not eating is probably the reason why I still feel like hot garbage lol

I’ve already taken two days off of work so I’ll have to go back tomorrow;; not sure if I will survive the whole day tbh. All I’ve done the past two days is scroll through social media and sleep. That’s literally it gjdnfn

#I actually really want a Subway sandwich rn but I definitely don’t feel well enough to leave the house and get one #Besides I’m p sure dairy is not good for me rn anyway;; #But I’m also soooo tired of just eating toast and applesauce #We don’t really have anything else that’s easy on the stomach here hfjdnjd #I do need to get up and look for something to eat tho. Sigh #Shima answers questions #Anyway ty 😭 These past two days have sucked ass I haven’t been this sick in a long time #Hopefully with more sleep I’ll feel like more of a human being tomorrow lmao

[m1ckeyb3rry]

just realized that present time h / h y/n went to school at the same time as and was in fact in the SAME YEAR as NAOYA ZENIN 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢 haibara died in their second year too so like imagine one of your best friends dies, one of the people you most respect becomes an outlaw, you lowkey stop talking to your other best friend, and THEN you’re somehow roped into doing an exchange event with your sister campus and NAOYA ZENIN is there.

#he probably thought he was going to eat so hard but she’d beat his ass i’m ngl #not even because i hate naoya like yeah i’ll acknowledge he’s a strong sorcerer #but y/n is just better #she ran from nyc to tokyo in like an hour #so she could def keep up with naoya especially in their second year LMAOAOA #he would actually just not accept that she beat him though #tw naoya #m’s thoughts #hurricanes / hummingbirds