paris jackson literally going to hell like i wish michael was here to slap the shit out of her
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You aren't married to Arin Hansen right?
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i just saw someone compare making kidney stones cute and quirky to autistics identifying with tbh creature 😭😭😭 this is not an actual issue get off twitter and take a walk
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i don’t know why i have to say this but no proship includes noncon enjoyers. please get off my blog, it’s double uncomfortable when the fanfics you write are about bubba sawyer and claim it as “realistic”. respect my boundaries and go away.
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HAVE A GOOD PRIDE❤🧡💛💚💙💜🏳️🌈
smashing his daughter rn actually. thanks for the support
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people are fr saying harry styles is queer-baiting after the rolling stone article because he basically said his sexuality is private for him like GUYS!!!! real people in their real life CANNOT QUEERBAIT!!!! that’s not a thing!!!!
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‘ imagine following a man who can’t lead and calls AAA to fix his tire. please, be serious. ’
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thinking about how senshi, chilchuck, and mithrun would all be around the same age if they were all the same race is so funny
just 3 middle aged men going through a midlife crisis who play divorced dad rock while senshi teaches mithrun how to make lasagna
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Percy “I am impertinent” Jackson really looked Zeus dead in the eye and said “Your family is a mess”
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learning that self deprecation isnt cool and just makes the people around you uncomfortable unironically improved my mental health a lot. like if you just stop saying negative shit about yourself you will genuinely like yourself more and other people wont be repulsed by your attitude and you will have more friends. it's true.
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bless this iteration of Percy Jackson for genuinely believing, for at least three seconds, that he is the second coming of Christ
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