#BLURSED MOMENT???

[matrixbearer2024]

Okay SO- I've literally been sitting on the generator website for a little over 10 minutes now just feeding it random songs- and LIKE- I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING SOME OF THIS IS KINDA DUMB- LIKE FR- WHAT AM I DOING HAHAHAH-

Song List:

Accidentally In Love (Counting Crows) [Tumblr was fucked so this one's a video-]

It's Gonna Be Me (NSYNC*) [Vox kinda dies in this one but it's hilarious anyway HAHAHA]

Jet Lag (Simple Plan) [I might try and edit this into a duet eventually, especially the higher pitched parts into a voice for (Y/N) in the series- SEND ME VOICE HEADCANONS GUYS THANK YOU]

Heaven By Your Side (A1) [WOAAAAAAAAAAAAH VOX PLEAAAAASE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-]

Like A Rose (A1) [EXCUSE ME SIRRRRRRRR EXCUSEEEEEEE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I AM VERY OKAY I PROMISE-]

#VOX WHY #OH GOD #HE SOUNDS GOOD IN SOME #LIKE FR #BUT #HAHAHAHA #BLURSED MOMENT??? #PLEASE- IT'S FUNNY #This is a power I am not responsible enough to WIELD #BRUHHHHHH #I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING IT'S DUMB #ADNOWABDIUWABDIWA #Also fucking NSYNC #PLS #I AM SHOVING SO MANY OLD TUNES INTO THIS BADBOY #IT'S KINDA DUMB #BUT IF IT AIN'T BROKE DON'T FIX IT #HEHEHEHEHEHE #Youtube #hazbin hotel #vox x reader #vox #hazbin hotel vox #get off my screen series #hazbin vox #hazbin hotel x reader #vox x you #hazbin vox x reader #hazbin hotel vox x reader

[mission--control]

Will be continuing Missing Moments with Durge soon as my current playthrough hits the underdark, so possibly this weekend. Due to freecam, it may or may not get weird. As such, here's some bonus blursed POV shots. First missing moments from Durge perspective

Being an injured mindflayer

Waking up and seeing that, no wonder you're about to throw hands

The next day actually throwing hands

Gandrel's Other Eye

#bg3 memes #bg3 astarion #astarion #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #blursed #missing moments with durge

[eltystuffs]

Here are my acrylic paintings of my wonderful Furby, Funfetti!

#that moment when your special interest is an oc that you literally created #furby #furby 1998 #safe furby #furblr #furby baby #furbycore #furby oc #90s #all furby #acryliquepainting #painting #paintblr #art #furby art #blursed #funfetti

[wooziechan]

pov uhhhhhh

idk something about mayo

(also furry roblox avatar?????? 😱😱😱)

#furry #furry art #furry artist #sfw #kemono #furry oc #roblox #roblox avatar #anthro #oc #original character #cute art #blursed roblox moment number 172528 #goth girl #goth furry #hi welcome to hot topic

[hopewrought]

#blessed moments

#`☆▐▒░ | ᴛʜʀᴇᴇ sʜɪᴛᴘᴏsᴛs ɪɴ ᴀ ᴛʀᴇɴᴄʜ ᴄᴏᴀᴛ |「ooc」 #( jaheira agreeing with those 2 on anything is just incredible ) #( mayhaps it should count as a blursed moment idk ) #( either way it was a v funny time when we rolled up to pay our disrespects to gortash )

[green-planets]

Day two of Freight Appreciation Week! Dustin!!

@freightappreciationweek

Dustin is such a good character! 10/10 friend right there. I love the part in the OLC soundtrack when he stands up for Rusty during The Rap and their little moment together after the Starlight Sequence. Also his blursed rap verse intro from the 2nd US Tour. "I'm Dustin! I'm bustin' to travel with gravel!"

#starlight express #freightappreciationweek #freightweek2023 #dustin the big hopper

[pixelpysanky]

Was looking through my phone when I found this blursed lil creature.

LOOK AT THOSE SHAKY LINES. I learned how to use the stabilizer moments after I finished this I think

#pysankart #neopets #mutant usul #usul

[lonelysa1lor]

FREE SPACE ASK TO TALK ABOUT OCS!!!! GO ON!!!!! WE'RE LISTENING!!!!! [holds up microphone to you] WHO ARE THEY!!!! WHAT DO THEY DO!!!!! GJVE THEM A LITTLE KISS OR A LITTLE SMACK ON YHE BACK OF THE HEAD, WHICHEVER IS APPROPRIATE!!!!!!

OH UH

WHICH ONE UH- ILL JUST DO ALL OF THEM ROUGHLY I GUESS???

So the whole gang is made up of OCs between me and my friend. I'd describe the group as found family full of nightmares and they've made it everyone elses problem :D

The OG gang, lovingly nicknamed the Blursed,is made up of four people. Elias Bennett, Gerry Fitzcuboid,Thomas Quasi and Sio Idemir (lastname varies). They are all time travellers and terrible people :D

There are more but I'd refer to them as Side Quests even though they do have their own lore n stuff (Henri Ampier for reference).

For now I will give small descriptions because I can't choose who to go into more detail about.

Elias Angelou Bennett, a self insert who's nothing like me anymore, is a 30 year old Necromancer from another dimension called The Realghms (pronounced realms). He's the one whos committed the most crimes in the Blursed and that surprises no one. He's apart of a generational curse made by the fae that doom him in ways he desperately tries to avoid. I can't go to into it without explaining a bunch of other stuff so I'll do that later! He's Sio's childhood best friend, co-owner of a perfume company,missing a finger due to a very bad april fools prank, and currently in a Queer Platonic relationship to an Immortal on Earth named Henri Ampier. He's also the ambassador to the country that cursed him.

Gerry Fitzcuboid is the newest and youngest in the Blursed timeline, He's an english 27 year old and actually from 1900s Earth! In 1927 he moved (basically kidnapped) from France to The Realghms and stayed there for the rest of his life. He was originally written to be the sweetness to the Blurseds chaos but that's changed alot over time (both in story and while expanding the lore). He had a momentary fling with Thomas Q in France but broke up with him on the same day he wound up in the Realghms (it was a wild day and needs alot more context that I wont explain right now because its funny). His current relationship is with the God of Hunger, who we call Wheetabix. He's committed the least crimes of all the Blursed and uses his goody two shoes-ness against people. Gerry is shared-custody between me and my friend.

Thomas Quasi, The oldest of the group at 42, Sio's husband. He was in a band, and in an abusive marriage. He's my friends OC so there's only so much detail I can to into but I'll try. He didn't know his wife's name until her wedding, he'd been assuming a nickname was her actual name the whole time. He also didn't know she was royalty. Thomas was unable to fight a war due to the laws of his country, which exempt citizens from fighting. He's a witch with a wyvern familiar named Tim Bentley. He's adopted but doesn't talk to his parents much since he had a teen pregnancy moment with his at the time GF which resulted in them both being kicked out of their homes. His ex-GFs son is Sio's no.1 fan. He's the guy who removed Elias' finger and was the victim of a shit april fools prank.

Sio Idemir, My friend self insert gone too far, is a 32 year old ex-knight and necromancer. She and Thomas are couples goals. She's co-owner of a perfume company with Elias. Sio is a princess who really doesnt want the throne of this Greek-Roman-ish kingdom. She hold's a in-universe Guinness World Record for getting the most soldiers killed in a single battle [it wasn't her fault] She has an odd obsession with 70's earth and Robert Plant. Despite the fact that she has a business and is royalty, she rarely actually has money on her. During the trip in 1927 France, she became the irl phantom of the opera while chilling in the Palais Garnier Opera House and then stole clothes from Coco Chanel. She has a dog named Antionette :D

That's the main 4, there are more and there's a lot more context but It'd take 3 hours worth of explanation and then another 6 of actual lore analysis.

Henri Ampier- Immortal Ferryman of the river styx, was also the pied piper. Elias' frenemy across time and space. [My OC]

Kolin Darcy- Sio's cousin, a terrible playwright. He's the Colin Robinson of the group. His wife is cheating on him with a guy who's my friend has said looks like Antonio Banderas. Good for her [Friends OC] Edonne- Thomas' son, raised by a Thomas' ex girlfriend after they broke up. Sio's No.1 fan and thematic parallel [Friends OC]

Wheetabix- God of Hunger, like if a greek god became a surfer boy and wasnt actually a god nor greek. Gerry's fling. [Shared Custody]

OKAY I THINK THAT'S THE MOST OF IT. WOOP WOOP

#THIS TOOK SO LONG OMFG #I also wrote an unfinished analysis about elias before scapping it #Mostly because there's so much more context needed #I'm free for more questions I can keep goinggg #Original character #original characters #friends ocs #OC: Elias Bennett #OC: Thomas Quasi #OC: Sio Idemir #OC: Gerry Fitzcuboid #friends oc #oc asks #original character ask

[brightgnosis]

what is your favorite blursed tumblr trend or moment

I have to fully admit that I don't have one- largely because I tend to miss out on the vast majority of trends to begin with.

Half of that is because of intentionality (I could literally care less about the vast majority of pop culture and don't find much of it interesting- not because of some obnoxious, holier-than-thou hipster nonsense, but because I'm legitimately more at home in non-fiction and academia than anywhere else and tend not to understand fiction. #AutisticProblems) and half completely on accident (because of my interests being on the non-fiction and educational side I tend to naturally isolate myself to strange corners of the internet that pop culture seems to barely- or rarely- ever reach in the first place and so I tend to outright miss out on it until months later) 🤣

Somehow that includes here on Tumblr 99% of the time as well.

#lavendervillage #Answered Asks #2023 Asks #2023 #Misc Asks

[onedayimgonnasnap]

So because I let all my maladaptive daydreaming uncontrolled in the shower and I either good, bad or crack ideas.

Also I wanted to do something different for once 💀

And this falls between a blursed category.

BI Panic

Court of Darkness X Female reader

Warning: Crack, Cursing, bullying, Sadistic MC

TW: Guy and Fenn

(I don’t usually do female reader because I like to include everyone but today is different so sorry 😓)

As MC grew closer and closer to the princes, their fan girls grew more and more envious.

They would spread gossip all around the halls, they grew to blind to see that MC all around avoided the princes after pure pettiness from the first night they met.

But the girls were to blind in jealousy, wrath and greed towards the attractive males.

MC was described as a harlot, an evil witch, evil itself and up to no good.

In truth MC grew more and more amused at these rumors, ‘How cliche could they even get.’

Every-time MC would overhear them speaking about her behind her back she couldn’t help but laugh. She wasn’t even interested in the princes. She wasn’t interested in anyone overall.

The Rio, Thomas and Sherry would try to shut them out. But MC seemed to giggle and have fun over these claims.

One particular day though was different, while MC was listening to the conversation outside of the seemingly empty classroom full of the girls.

.

.

.

“MC is such a harlot, she’s totally playing dumb to get their attention.”

“I agree, however why would a bunch of princes be interested in her?!”

“Agreed she’s totally average, nothing special-“

The conversation seemed to quiet down, as MC walked in the classroom closing the door with a smile.

“Aww are you guys ok? I’m sorry I walked in to see you dolls in your conversation. However I can’t help but be a little sad..” MC faked frowned as she walked towards the seemingly leader. MC held a devious look in her eyes.

“You guys seem totally speechless, come on speak up. I wanna hear those words from your pretty mouths, now that I’m here shouldn’t you pretty dolls be happy?”

MC smirked as she stepped closer to the leader,

The leader of the girls seemed freaked out as she didn’t know MC’s total intentions were at the moment.

She started backing up quickly as she hit a wall behind her the rest of her friends were about to speak but…

MC soon pinned her to the wall with a smirk on her face and a dark look and held her chin to meet her eyes…

“Come on let me hear it. Don’t play frightened deer now” MC said as she felt her face getting closer to the girl.

The girls heart started beating fast, she didn’t know what was going on as her face grew red as Mc started getting closer and closer…

Then

“Hahaha, I can’t believe you actually thought I was gonna do something. How pathetic.” MC laughed as she walked away.

.

.

.

All the girls in the room soon started getting a new obsession.

#court of darkness #court of darkness x reader

[pb-dot]

Hello my dear moot, happy Blorbo Blursday!

What is the most embarrassing thing a blorbo or OC of yours has ever done?

Thank you and a blursed blorbo blursday to you too!

My dear mechanical murder mistress of as-of-yet undetermined moral alignment, One, is quite the cool calculating person. It wasn't always like that, though, and she was a flustered newbie at one point. For one example, her first assassination mission turned into quite the comedy of errors, and One does not like talking about it.

After her acclimatization period to her clockwork body was complete, One was dispatched to murder an Enforcer lieutenant who was suspected of selling production secrets from Spire-affiliated factories. As her would-be victim was a known carouser, One determined the best window to get to the target was stalking him while he was out drinking.

As soon as One had put her plan into motion, she realized she had made a mistake. Slipping through the crowd of drunk factory workers mostly unnoticed was no problem, but finding a moment when the intoxicated lieutenant was not engaged in some conversation, boast, argument or other turned out to be quite impossible. When her target closed out his night by dropping the coin for a private room at the tavern they had wound up in, One assumed her luck finally had changed for the better.

Picking the lock for the room was trivial. Doing so while projecting her field of anti-sound to make sure she remained undetected was a bit more taxing, to the degree where One forgot to transform her hand into a blade before storming into the room. The moment of hesitation where she figured this out and tried to remedy this was enough for her target to turn to face her and, with the foolish wisdom of the drunkard, inform her that while he was very flattered, he did not go for the company of gentlemen.

By this point, One was well and truly flustered and tried to shut the lieutenant up by telling him that she was there to kill him, which failed to impress the man, who was still stuck on the idea that One was in fact an androgynous young man who was trying to seduce him. At this point a local sex worker arrived at the scene, aiming to proposition the lieutenant and, circumstances permitting, pick his pockets.

Frustrated at her by now thoroughly thrwarted plan, not to mention profoundly mortified by the awkward situation she was trapped in, One triggered her disorienting sound blast to cover her immediate escape, leaving one drunk, and now partially deaf lieutenant and one very confused young woman behind. Some weeks later, the lieutenant was found dead from a plethora of stab wounds, 7 of which was to the face or head area. One denies any knowledge of this killing, but notes that she'd do that regardless if she'd done it or not.

So, not the cleanest job that one, and it is little wonder One is profoundly grateful that none of her fellow clockmen had been converted at that point.

tag list @ettawritesnstudies @mrbexwrites @teacupsandstarlight @anonymousfoz @wrenofthewords

If you want to be put on the Tag List for this project, please interact with my Tag List Post

#writing #blorbo blursday #writeblr #hearts in clockwork #the clockwork boy

[dadbodsandbots]

Blursing you with all the ship questions but half for Sam and half for Logan.

reese this is going to take FOREVER thank you!!! Sam first then Logan :3

PRE-RELATIONSHIP (Sam)

How did they first meet? I think I answered a similar ask a few months ago, but we met in the UNSC! I served the Office of Naval Intelligence as a civilian xenoarchaeologist and was assigned to a project development committee to coordinate a mobile museum that would later form the institutional basis of Outpost Discovery and the Museum of Humanity in the years following the Human-Covenant War. Part of my assignment is to interview new UNSC recruits as part of a sustained program designed to preserve soldiers' oral narratives for future generations (ofc with the UNSC, there's always a shadier aspect like weeding dissent and such). I'd like to think this is where I first interact with you, Isaac, and Sam! I talk to each of you about your impressions of the various objects on exhibit, what motivated you to enlist, your perspectives on human-alien interactions, etc, etc. It's supposed to be a very cut-and-dry process with an approved list of questions by the UNSC, but those go out the door the second I actually sit down to interview Sam. As time passed, Sam and I met outside of the scope of the project where he very gradually opened up about his past, his doubts and frustrations, and what he hoped to accomplish so long as I promised to keep it off the record. At that point, I dropped that I stopped bothering to record our conversations a few weeks back which stunned Sam so much that I heard him laugh for the first time and cursed myself for not having my recorder for that specific moment so I could listen to him forever.

What was their first impression of each other? me: LARGE GORGEOUS MAN oh god his hands are nice wow he's listening to me? no I talk too much even though that's what I'm paid to do. please don't fuck this up- Sam: wow she is really qualified to lead this exhibit and makes the Sangheili language sound nice

Did any of their friends or family want them to get together? mf I don't tell my irl family about people I talk to 🧍they don't find out about him until I show up on earth fresh off the MIA list with a toddler and husband in tow you and Isaac are genuinely surprised that Sam seemed to open up to someone outside of your Small Group Dynamic, but y'all also rib him about why he didn't give the nice stripper at the run-down titty bar next to the base a taste of that sweet, sweet 28% APR because OF COURSE the Slow Burn Vegas Wedding choir has to preach to him

Who felt romantic feelings first? my romantic ass staring into the dirty bathroom mirror at 4 AM: DO NOT get attached I'm professionally looking him in his beautiful grey eyes for professional reasons he's probably going to get KIA'd and you'll be another dumb idiot who didn't know when to stop Sam:

6. Did either of them try to resist their feelings? BOY HOWDY DID WE LMAO See the "first kiss" question below :^)

7. If you had told one of them that the other would be their soulmate, what would they think? us: 🧍🧍 ( we don't believe in god but please please please)

8. What would their lives be like if they had never met? I'd settle on Chorus after barely surviving the genocide and would help Kimball's administration manage the archeological recovery of Forerunner artifacts/weaponry that Charon Industries illegally trafficked to fund the attempted takeover. I also testify in court against Hargrove, Charon stakeholders, and certain UNSC officers since I blew a whistle years prior on Charon's' shady dealings with ONI and got a one-way trip to Chorus on a fake "expedition" trip as a form of corporate retaliation. Chorus is socially and technologically isolated from UNSC-controlled space and will be genocided anyway so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯  Sam's story would be mostly the same: betray Felix, be a vigilante, contact Grif, etc. He'd see me on the news during an interview with Dylan Andrews for the Interstellar Daily and never contacted me out of sheer visceral shame that he came that fucking close to murdering me alongside thousands of other Chorusians without a second thought. Beneath all that, he's proud of me for bucking against the corruption he refused to acknowledge for so long.

GENERAL (Sam)

Who initiated the relationship, and how did it go? I probably took the plunge because if Sam said no, I'd have an excuse to cut bait and disappear back into the UNSC archives lmao Imagine my surprise when Sam reciprocated and I promptly threw up due to nerves. Sam once again proved his resolve by immediately holding my hair and not bouncing due to secondhand embarrassment. Marriage material from day one tbh

Did they have an official first date? If so, what was it like? It was definitely something boring and low risk like dinner and a movie lmao sorry we're vanilla as shit We'd become as comfortable in each other's presence as we could in public without breaching UNSC anti-fraternization protocol (lol lmao) and were probably walking in the evening from another date interview when he commented about the movie with his rare dry sarcasm that made me burst into a fit of snort-laughs. I recovered enough to catch him smiling and we both knew all professionalism was over from that point forward.

What was their first kiss like? After a few months of dates interviews, Sam received his first active duty deployment to somewhere off-world (but before Reach) with you and Isaac. We were sipping on beer on my apartment balcony, trying to keep it together by talking about anything else but the classified and the inevitable. Sam wouldn't look at me and kept nursing his empty beer before saying that he appreciated getting multiple opportunities to tell his story and that any future interviewees would be lucky to have me. He'd barely finished the sentence when I choked out that I didn't want anyone else. I'm near tears and thought I fumbled the entire thing so I about ran before Sam grabbed my wrist. We were paralyzed by the desperate silence that dominated the moment before we kissed for the first time on that shitty, cramped balcony. The beer was your typical bottom-shelf American piss lager, but it's something of a nostalgia item for us, especially years later when we're separated on occasion due to Sam's private security jobs. Isaac never stocks that brand for bar customers, but keeps a six-pack in the breakroom fridge because he bitches that he's sick of "that mopey look."

Were they each other’s first anything (kiss, relationship, etc.)? We probably both dated later in life than average so we were written off as either "probably gay" or "That Guy" by peers or had one-and-done "dates" that fizzled out due to lack of chemistry. Sam was the first person that I felt like I didn't have to chase after for approval or security, and he appreciated that I was infinitely curious about the world and cared about what he had to say even if it wasn't what others wanted to hear.

What’s their height difference? Age difference? I hc Sam as being 6'2" or 6'3", while I'm just under 5'3" so :3 size kink go brrrrr We're probably close enough in age tbh? Maybe with Sam being two or three years older.

What’s their relationship with each other’s families? Sam: lol lmao (no contact and [REDACTED]) me: lol lmao (they're nice esp when Mason's born, but are probably weird about Sam because he's brown cagey about his military service history and not used to boisterous/healthy family dynamics)

Who takes the lead in social situations? me!! I'm Sam's new government-assigned People Person™  :3

Who gets jealous easier? me, but through no fault of Sam's because other people perceive his gorgeous self :/ Sam lowkey thinks it's amusing because I absolutely do not clock when someone flirts with me, but hyper-analyze if the cashier was trying to smash by handing him the receipt .02 seconds too long.

Who whispers inappropriate things in the other’s ear? meee :3c Sam's ears are really sensitive so he loves/hates it when I lean over to whisper something lewd, especially if he can't pull away because I've trapped him in a hug The few times Sam does retaliate in private I turn BEET RED and just fumble the entire sexy plan I had cooking for like a month /)///(\ it's okay though, he thinks I'm extra cute when flustered because it reminds him of when we first started dating. The consistency of my reactions is a major source of comfort and intimacy for him.

LOVE (Logan)

Who said “I love you” first? I did and I'm 99% sure we've been drinking when it slips out because he made me feel safe "just like my (Catverse) Logan used to," and hearing those first three words curdles Logan's buzz enough to make him walk out of the bar out of a pure flight response because people who love him don't tend to end up anywhere but an early grave. He's halfway down the street when he stops in his tracks, curses, and backtracks to peel me off the bar and bring me back to wherever he's crashing to sober up. He makes it clear that he is not "my Logan," whatever that used to entail, and that he's too damn old and too damn sore to be anyone's rebound.

What are their primary love languages? Logan's love language includes basic resources like food, clothing, and personal space. Tending to each other's most basic needs is understood as a sustained act of preservation and self-sacrifice, which helps him ease into emotional intimacy. Physical intimacy certainly includes sex, but also vulnerable acts like allowing himself to nap on my lap, brushing each other's hair, and parallel play. My love language includes words of affirmation, physical touch, and gift-giving. Logan is prone to giving simple, handmade gifts to test a partner's interest, which I also reciprocate as I'm similarly craft-oriented.

Who uses cheesy pick-up lines? meee :3 but all Logan has to do is hit me with a "darlin'" and I fold like a lawn chair

How often do they cuddle/engage in PDA? Logan and I are most physically intimate at "home" or anywhere relatively private where we can actually unwind. When we're bar hopping, he gets an ego boost when I cling to his arm or when I slip my hand into the back pocket of his jeans.

Who initiates kisses? At first, it's Logan. He's used to taking the lead and doesn't mind it, but there's something about his partners kissing him when he least expects it that just hits different. Definitely gets off on teasing kisses and "the chase."

Who’s the big and little spoon? Logan is used to being the big spoon, especially early in the relationship. The longer we know each other, the more he craves being the little spoon since that's a place of vulnerability he very rarely gets to indulge.

What are their favorite things to do together? Watch samurai/wuxia movies, read books, drink beer, go camping, ride motorcycles, fight, and fuck!!!!!!!

Who’s better at comforting the other? Logan would say I'm better at soothing, but I'd counter that my comforting style is rooted in placating before navigating deeper, messier emotions together. I might not know how he feels and might not even understand, but I'd want to try if he'd let me. His "comforting" style can be a lot like ripping off a bandaid. Still, he can demonstrate an incredible amount of emotional intelligence when talking to someone he cares about one-on-one. He catches a lot of flak for his "cowboy speeches," but he'll tell me what I need to hear because odds are he's learned the exact same lesson the hard way so he wants to give me the chance to listen now or learn later.

Who’s more protective? Logan. There is no argument here. (Source: his entire publication history.) He appreciates that I don't fuss over him, but wishes I wouldn't tank hits that would make Hulk think twice. All that does is piss him off even more. Beserker power couple? Beserker power couple.

Do they prefer verbal or physical affection? Physical affection, but he has to feel ready to initiate it because getting clingy too soon makes him feel itchy. He loves physical affection from loved ones, platonic or otherwise. Logan values action over words, but even he needs affirmation that he isn't an animal, a product, or a blight. He's a man before anything and anyone else and that's what he'll be until he stops breathing, so he better believe that I'll fight anyone who says otherwise until I do the same.

What are some songs that apply to their relationship, in-universe or otherwise? "It Ain't Me, Babe" by Johnny Cash is the ship name for a reason. "Black Widow" by The Ugly Kings "I Don't Know Why" by Kate Wolf

What kind of nicknames do they call each other? "Darlin'" and that's about it. "Honey, Love, Sweetheart, Hot Claws"

Who remembers the little things? Logan, ironically lmfao. He's better at remembering events or preferences, while I'm better at remembering things he said years ago. He swears I bring up old shit to be contrarian, but only because he's sexy when riled up :3c

DOMESTIC LIFE (Logan)

If they get married, who proposes? fyi this discord message has lived rent-free in my head for four entire years

After this conversation with Daken and another with Laura and Gabby (they're both enthusiastic and delighted for their Dad, but Logan knows he has to act soon because Gabby can only be sworn to secrecy for so long lmao), Logan invites me on an extended camping trip up the Appalachian Trail and into Canada where we walk, hitchhike, and scrap our way back to his favorite place in the woods near some lake that shines clear in the day and is full of stars at night. We stay there for a few nights before I notice he's already on the last can of the six-pack he bought at the last gas station and ask if he's okay, which prompts him to nut up and pop the question. 2. What’s the wedding like? Who attends? hooo boy lmao who doesn't attend? Naturally, his family (EVERY SINGLE X-MAN EVER), the Avengers (East and West Coast), Alpha Flight, the Fantastic Four, Spider-Man, and every other group he's a part of gets an invite. Kurt officiates and Ororo is his Best Lady :) you and Norman are invited (mostly you, we know who your plus one will be but Logan's not gonna pal around lmao), but only if Norman promises to behave :))) Logan's bachelor party involves him and a few friends (and some on-off enemies) preemptively jumping Sabretooth because you know he's scheming to ruin our big day. They beat his rancid ass so fucking bad he doesn't bother showing up for the wedding OR honeymoon because he got crumpled like aluminum foil and dumped somewhere in New Jersey. Then they go hit as many NYC bars as they can before morning and see who can get banned from the most establishments.

3. How many kids do they have, if any? What are they like? 🗣️ LOGAN GOT TOO MANY KIDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! do healing factors affect birth control?? lmfao there's probably a scare or two but I don't see us having kids. This is a comic book relationship there will be au kids at some point lol lmao. Unstoppable Force (mutual breeding kink) vs Immovable Object (everything else)

4. Do they have any pets? Jonathan the Wolverine by way of Gabby. Reese and I have joint custody of Gob and Dog-Sized Man-Thing, but Logan makes them stay at Oscorp because they're "too damn weird, even for me."

5. Who’s the stricter parent? Logan acts like he is (and he is when it's a Serious Life Lesson). I don't even bother acting like a parent to Laura, Gabby, or Daken because it would feel patronizing and they can handle themselves just fine. Gabby and I get along like a house on fire, though.

6. Who worries the most? I worry about mundane things like dinner plans, packing spare uniforms, etc. while Logan worries about team obligations, his past, etc. we both got emotional baggage and existential dread in spades lmao

7. Who kills the bugs in the house? Logan can but usually just carries them out. He never lets me live down the fact that I'm the ONLY spider-person who has arachnophobia.

8. How do they celebrate holidays? This but unironically Logan and I getting into actual shouting matches over which is a real holiday: Boxing Day or Groundhog Day but fr, we celebrate Christmas with the X-Men because that's basically one big family get-together. He and Kitty usually spend some of Hannukah together since that's always been their thing, but she invites me along once she gets used to having me around since I make Logan happy, too. :')

9. Who’s more likely to convince the other to come back to sleep in the morning? Meee. I'm so sleeby tired and need my short king back to keep me warm! 😭

10. Who’s the better cook? We're both decent at homestyle or campfire cooking since quick, cheap food is what we're used to. Logan is a GOD on the grill tho. Grilling in denim cutoffs at the X-Men swim party 😩💦 I usually let Logan cook because he picked up some recipes from Madripoor, Japan, etc. that are to die for.

11. Who likes to dance? We both do, but it depends on the setting! I do casual, silly dances around the house because I cannot stand still for anything and usually have to cajole Logan into joining me. We both love slow dancing together when it's just us, though. Candles, vinyl, the whole shebang before we fuck nasty on the floor as God intended.

#ship: in a world of lost and found #ship: it ain't me babe #FINALLY DONE THANK GOD #but fr this was fun and helped me explore some things and some retcons so ty ty

[plasterbrain]

Today i am sending you this image of Arimnaes and Crocker at a Bar reading books because i though It was funny. Still can't Believe in my game files these two are best friends and, most importantly, that Arim didn't kill his best friend (yet).

HE'S DRESSED AS A LITTLE SAILOR 🥺

thank you for this blessed (blursed? photo taken moments before disaster?) image

#pizza game #cute #ask

[historia-vitae-magistras]

SCARLET = You have influenced my decision/thoughts on something.

Honestly, your version of everything is the canon for me. I appreciate other interpretations, but my go-to is yours.

MAROON = You taught me something new.

Your dedication to research is unparalleled and I have learned a lot about Canadian history especially!

CINNAMON = You’re a really cool person and admire you from afar.

Not necessarily "from afar" (since I keep sending you asks) but I very much admire/look up to you. You've done a ton of really cool stuff and you're really smart and skilled.

PERIWINKLE = You make me laugh.

Sort of self-explanatory - you have a serious knack for humor! The jokes and the timing are always on point and can make me laugh even if you had me on the verge of tears before.

MAUVE = You are really talented

You've also clearly worked ridiculously hard to develop that talent, but seriously, your level of skill does not come without a natural aptitude. You're amazing.

BLUSH = Seeing you on my dash makes my day a little better.

Change that to "a lot". There have been multiple bad days that became good days because you posted. Your work has given me moments of happiness even on some of the worst days of my life. You're definitely on the shortlist of my favorite authors of all time.

INDIGO = I’ve been following you for a long time

I remember you being draw-a-circle-thats-the-foxhole!

FUCHSIA = Your blog content is gold

Both actual gold and blursed-Tumblr-gold. I have seen extremely cursed (and amusing) takes next to stuff that should seriously be in the canon of great literature.

VERMILION = You make me feel passionate

If you published this stuff I would switch to English literature and spend my life evangelizing about your writing. (Well... not literally. My brain doesn't do good with literary analysis. But I'd want to!)

RAZZMATAZZ = I would share my favorite food with you

Self-explanatory. And also, the way you describe food and culture makes me nostalgic for things I've never experienced, and I would like to be able to do that as well. But I don't have your skill with words so I'd have to stick to actually cooking.

SAFFRON = I love your ideas

See Scarlet XD

TIMBERWOLF = I trust you

I struggle with reading sad/angsty stuff - I can and have gotten really bad stomachaches from it (and crying makes me feel sick.) As a result, there are very few writers I trust enough to read it, and you are at the top of that list. Both because I trust that if you're doing it to me it's important, and because something about the way you specifically do it hits my brain just right so I get catharsis instead of pain.

PLUM = I’d like to chat with you

You intimidate the hell out of me, but I would love to sit down with you and talk about literally anything.

SAGE = You make me cry

See Timberwolf - I hate crying, but it's worth it for your work and it's generally not as bad as other cases.

BURGUNDY = I get excited when I see posts from you

See Blush - I have alerts set because "Maggie posted" is a highlight even on good days, and anywhere from a pick-me-up to a complete reversal of fortune on bad days.

You're great and I'm super glad I follow you <3

Putting my head down and tearing up because I can't. I don't deserve it but I'm so glad it hits this good. Honoured and overjoyed doesn't cut it 😭

#the ask box || probis pateo #why i write #naxos

[mspaint-turtles]

i love love love love LOVE your art sm sm. you have a unique style and it’s so fluid too ? Like one moment adorable art, next it’s super realistic mouths and blursed expressions I LOVE IT SM (also i think that colorful lil guy is your sona ? love it)

MY GOSH!!!! THANK YOU SO MUCH MATE?!?! I simply have no words !! <3333333333333 You are so very sweet!!! (and indeed it is! ^-^ so happy you love him!! )

#asks

[learning-to-fly-on-my-own]

Blursed HTTYD fandom facts:

Hicctooth: platonic ship, cute bff moments

Toothcup: [REDACTED]

#i will never forget the first cursed ship of my life #httyd #httyd fandom #fandom #hiccup haddock #toothless #hicctooth #don't think too hard about the second one