Teen Katai and teen Chuuya meeting as they go bail their respective idiot out of jail.
And over time start becoming friends, because this shit happens pretty regularly.
Chuuya: Glasses, damn you're early. What's he in for this time?
Katai: Nakahara, hey. Oh you know, the usual. There was a protest , a cop was harassing a kid and Kunikida decked him in the face.
Chuuya: whistles Impressive, how bad did Kunikida rough him up?
Katai: Cops nose was completely busted.
Chuuya: See at least your idiot gets thrown in here for cool shit. My dumbass decided go go violate a restraining order and go flirt with this poor woman.
Katai: wince Yikes, well if it's any consolation I have to go fill in the butt ton of paperwork from the incident.
Chuuya: Seriously?! That's fucked up, come here I'll help you with it.
Katai: Really? Thanks.
Chuuya: Don't mention it. Hmm why don't we go get some food once we're done and than come get em. Let em rot in there for a bit.
Katai: I dunno... That seems kinda mean.
Chuuya: This is 30 pages long and you're filling it out instead of him. Be a little mean once in a while.
Katai: You have a point, alright.
76 notes
·
View notes
so many fun prompts!! hope you dont mind im just throwing a bunch at you skdjdj
- "I hate you." "Aw, that's sweet. You can't even lie to my face." + chuuran
- "Are you really that pissed off? It's just a little love bite." "I have stitches." + dazai and any other person
- Put a flower in the other’s hair. + siglai
- "You're my priority." + kunikida and any other person
up to you what you wanna do! no pressure 🫶
i love these all of these!!! and here we go, part 2093485 of me not having patience to wait to have all to post and splitting instead (and i chose kunichuuzai for the 2nd bcs: it seemed funny lkajsdlfkj)
chuuran + “i hate you” “aw, that’s sweet. you can’t even lie to my face.”
“I hate you.”
“Aw, that’s sweet. You can’t even lie to my face.”
“You--” Chûya, instead of trying to come up with something else, simply sighed in defeat. Trying to deflect or convince someone as smart and shameless as Edogawa Ranpo was a lost cause. “Is it lyin’ when you’re already aware it’s not true? And I don’t really count on you bein’ fooled anyway?”
“Mhm. What would you call that, then?” Was Ranpo’s amused answer.
“An exaggeration? ‘Cause I’m indeed a lil pissed, y’know.”
“As if you could stay mad at me anyway.” No, Ranpo wasn’t stopping. “You or a ton of people, by that matter. This face does wonders, you can’t deny that.” Exactly, Chûya couldn’t, and so he resorted to simply sighing again.
“Man, you’ve already won. Are you also gonna still kick me while I’m in the metaphorical ground? C’mon.”
kunichuuzai + “are you really that pissed off? it’s just a little love bite.” “i have stitches.”
“Are you really that pissed off? It’s just a little love bite.” Dazai said, smug as one could be.
“... I have stitches.” Kunikida instantly answered, arms crossed and frowning deeply, then let out a deep sigh. “And if Chûya hadn’t been able to sew the wound, I’d have needed to go see Yosano-sensei and–” He turned to Chûya for a second. “Thanks, by the way.”
“No problem, babe.”
“See? You could enjoy both the bite and having Chûya’s hands all over your thigh when patching you up, I’d call that a double win.”
“It’s not a full win ‘cause Yosano-sensei is gonna find out when you tell her, then you two are gonna laugh our asses off at my expense.” Kunikida sighed again. “And that’s the best case scenario, the worst is her insisting on treating me anyway.”
“Y’know, Kunikida-kun… you didn’t deny having enjoyed… not at all…” Right after saying, or rather sing-songing that, a gigantic smile appeared on Dazai’s face. Or it would be more accurate to say his initial smug expression had only gotten worse. To Chûya’s credit, at least he was trying to hide his own amusement in order to not encourage Dazai further, but still.
“Alright, it wasn’t that bad. Happy now?”
“Very.” And yes, it was quite endearing, seeing him so satisfied. Even if Kunikida wasn’t going to admit it in that particular case.
(Also on ao3.)
21 notes
·
View notes
Beating the Kunikida is the responsible one allegations with a stick. It was his idea for Kenji to throw out the Black Lizards out of window.
Nevermind the whole helicopter stunt.
96 notes
·
View notes