#BUT it's too late

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

potato is love, potato is life- local hell woman gives potato to her angelic future wife

Charlie: “I don’t think I should be allowed to interact with women ever again.”

Husk: “Is this about Vaggie giggling over a fucking potato earlier-”

Charlie: “OH IT’S ABOUT THE POTATO ALL RIGHT! WHY THE FUCK DOES THE PHRASE ‘apple of my eye’ EVEN EXIST IN THE SAME UNIVERSE WHERE ‘earth apple’ IS ANOTHER WORD FOR POTATO??? WHY DO PEOPLE CALL THE STUPID SPROUTY THINGS ON POTATOES ‘eyes’????? CREATION IS STUPID! IT DOESN’T MAKE SENSE!!”

Husk: “Did you fucking give her the potato.”

Charlie: (slumping) “I was trying to be romantic-!”

Husk: “Did you call HER your potato.”

Charlie: “THE POTATO OF MY HEART! The tuber of my root sprout!”

Husk: “Oh fuck. Shit, that’s. That’s terrible. You really shouldn’t fucking talk to women anymore.”

Charlie: (sobbing) “I WAS TRYING!!! TO BE SWEET!!!!!”

Angel Dust: “-hey gays m’kay, real fucked up question for ya both but- anyone know why Vag G-string is makin’ soppy doe eyes at an uncooked tater tot?”

Husk: “It’s because she’s almost as much of fucking fail loser as her girlfriend, is why.”

Charlie: (sniffs) “She. You think she likes it…?”

Angel Dust: “Charlie chip, she’s starin’ at the damn thing like it’s her first born child.”

Charlie: “Oh…”

Charlie: “…”

Charlie: “Unholy shit…. I am so GOOD with women-”

Husk: “No. No you’re fucking not. It’s just her.”

Charlie: “Well she’s the only one who counts so that’s perfect!”

Angel Dust: “Oh please don’ tell me you gave her the potato-”

Charlie: “BE RIGHT BACK IM GONNA GO GET HER ANOTHER ONE!!!”

Husk: “NO-!”

#hazbin hotel #charlie morningstar #chaggie #vaggie #husk hazbin hotel #angel dust hazbin hotel #incorrect quotes #vaggie planting the potato in large vase and becoming Very Protective of it #its corner of the hotel is blocked off by caution tape #and death threats #she does a diving roll to save it the next time someone wrecks the hotel #for a week afterwards the potted potato plant lives in her and charlie's bed room in BED with them #and at that point charlie isn't so sure about this anymore #but it's too late #vaggie takes a thousand pics of the first sprout #she starts a photo album for it #the damn potato plant is now the apple of vaggie's eye #and charlie cant even be annoyed bc it's literally a symbol of her love for vaggie #so she also has to be paranoid over it and check it three times a day #a family can be a demon princess #her fallen angel gf #and their first ever houseplant <3

[bibereangelum]

on Scott and Xavier.

I think three things when I think abt Charles and Scott's relationship and it's the "But Lucier was an angel too" line from AVX and the panels where Charles realizes just how badly he's failed Scott in Prelude to Schism. And also the line from Xmen 1991 #53. What intrigues me abt their relationship is that Charles has both saved Scott and also royally fucked him over and he acknowledges that in prelude to schism. Granted- not out loud to anyone but himself. Prelude to schism also! Highlights the fact that their bond is that of father and son. (Or at the very least, Charles views Scott as a son and I could debate Scott never viewing himself as anyone's child but that's for a different day.) Which is interesting 2 me again because there is that like... several month long period before Bobby where it's just Scott and Charles and I think about what that must have been like regularly. But it's important that Charles directly saves Scott from an abusive situation. I think in general Charles does surround himself with other people he can identify with because he is such a private and reserved person if that makes... any sense at all? I guess. In that regard though. He is constantly pushing Scott to be better, not just better towards humans but better than his peers. Scott has to be in control, he can't let his guard down, he is the leader, that's what he has to be. That's what Charles teaches him. It isn't even really (imo) empowerment through his mutation, it's empowerment through control. Because like... imagine being 15, with powers you can't control when everyone else can control theirs, and you're told: "No, you will not fight the weaker person even if they call you freak because you need to be in control at all times." and we see how this impacts Scott via.... every comic with Scott in it ever. And what gets me in PS1 is that we see 15 year old Scott talking back a little, we see and hear his frustrations. He's even! a little rebellious, staring up at the sky with his beams going when he knows he's not supposed to. Scott shifts from 15 year old kid to The man for the job. His role is to be strong via his control in himself and his control around others.

This kind of stands in juxtaposition imo with like... referencing X-Men movies here, the way that Erik often tells Charles that he could literally change the whole world's minds about mutants if he so wishes, he is powerful enough to do so. But Charles doesn't because morals and doing what's right SLASH exercising the control necessary to be perceived as 'not threat' by humanity. His control is needed, otherwise the idea of coexisting with humans is threatened.This leads me to the line in X-Men 91 #53 in regards to Scott "He hasn’t had an independent thought since he was fifteen. He has no will of his own." Which like in regards to Scott's backround b4 Charles even gets him. Scott is a perpetual victim of circumstance up until he starts being an X-Men.

I can talk a lot about Scott's lack of mental boundaries for ages but tbh. Scott doesn't have boundaries in general because he's never been told he should have them but that IS a subject for another time bc it also interests me the level of shit Scott takes (especially from Alex but again, subject for another time.) But Scott takes in, performs, and enacts Charles will via becoming an X-Men. He is the poster boy, the stick in the mud leader, the guy who doesn't know how to have fun. Because he has to be the man for the job. He has to be in control (like Xavier) at ALL times.

Also smthn to note about Scott as well is that Scott is like nigh incapable of doing any kind of introspection on himself. He acts a certain way, gets embarrassed and berates himself for being the way he is, and listen. Scott does not like himself! He doesn't understand why he acts the way he acts and he doesn't understand why other people don't like him when he's doing what he's told. He wants to be normal, he wants what other people have so badly. but he can't. Because he, like Xavier, has to be the man for the job.

And I think Scott's: "But Lucifer was an angel too." line in AvX is so.. raw, that entire monologue is so raw because it's Scott at his worst. It's Scott losing control but it's also Scott basically saying. "No, fuck you. This time I'm going to punch the people calling me freak, I'm tired of being the one in control" And it's explosive obviously bc he got the Phoenix in his brain or whatever. But it's also the height of Scott during what I'd call a severe mental breakdown. Not to mention he does in fact kill Charles during this. But the line effectively says: "You have created me, told me what to do, and I have done what you asked. And now you are going to damn what you have created." But it's also like. Digging into angel bullshit Lucifer is the light-bringer/truth bringer, So Scott is effectively saying: I am literally ushering the world into a new era (WHICH HE IS TECHNICALLY SUCCESFUL AT AS THIS EVENT DOES BRING ABOUT NEW MUTANTS LMAO) , like you told me to, and you want me to stop????? You want me to stop doing the thing you created me for???? I could think and talk about Scott identifying with Lucifer for wAY too fucking long. So I'll cut it short with this: Scott killing Charles, albeit not on his own volition, is a way of saying "You don't get to control what I do anymore. I'm taking the power you promised me and using it to show you what went wrong."

#mike speaks #scott summers meta #cyclops meta #scott summers #cyclops #charles xavier #again i could talk abt scott not seeing himself #as anyones son ever again but that's no the point #the point is scott canonically associates himself with lucifer #and i think that's interesting #also like oh #the woes of realizing ur poor parenting was poor parenting #but it's too late #'this is when you should have cried #of course scott wouldn't cry #that's not what leaders do. #i think often abt how scott mightve been if he was #allowed to have an identity outside of being a hero #but he isn't #because he's charles xavier's son

[cloudydayjoy]

Concept: The hero keeps vaguely remembering personal events without being able to identify any of the people or places involved.

They do, however, remember jumping off a cliff and breaking both of their legs when they tried to fly as a kid. And getting in a brawl with an adult over a gummi. And... other stories that raise more questions than answers.

Why isn't anyone laughing with them?

#pokemon #pmd #pmd Explorers #pmd2 #pmd2 hero #piplup #the guild members are glad they're getting their memories back #and encourage them to talk about it in hopes of it helping them regain their memories #but secretly aren't sure wanna hear disturbing stories about their past #especially when the hero's dark sense of humor (developed to cope with the future) #means that they don't realize that the memories they're recovering first are more often than not traumatic #eventually the guild stops prodding them for their stories #because MAYBE it's better that they don't remember #but it's too late #the hero thinks they love hearing about it #I love exploring how coming from a bad future while retaining ''common sense'' and ''common knowledge'' from it affects them #btw they have short term memory issues too due to brain injury #pip the piplup #team birds #pmd team birds

[addison-was-here]

Something tells me there's gonna be a lot with them two...

#the owl house #toh fanart #toh season 3 #hunter toh #hunter noceda #huntlow #toh willow #willow park #the owl house hunter #the owl house willow #toh winter #toh huntlow #the owl house season 3 #fanart #the owl house fanart #otp things #fandom ships #my art #kinda wish i gave her a slightly darker skintone #but it's too late #but i also wanted to make it with accurate coloring but still

[silenthillbunni]

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#i have to finish my english course in march. i have one assignment (nd a few tests) but that assignment is so annoying... a project paper. #it's just too much for my brain lol.. esp when im in pain. #but anyway i hope i find a way to finish the paper nd the course bc i've already gotten an extention nd if i fail i'll just fail #nd idk what that will mean for my other courses nd financial aid. #ughh why do pain have to be so awful sksk #but i know that this is life #i do have such big regrets. like i should've just done all this the weeks my pain wasnt bad at all. then i could actually focus!! #but it's too late #now all i can do is find a way to write it even if im in pain #like maybe i'll just have to use the very few moments where the pain is a bit less to work on it #idk how i'll do it.. but i have to ig :c

[duchess-of-oldtown]

#Plays this every time the depression comes #Daemon Targaryen #viserys targaryen #Daemon loved his big brother he just wanted to be useful #I think this is where Viserys finally realised this #But it's too late #house targaryen #House of the dragon #house of the dragon spoilers #HotD #King Viserys i #team black #team green

[innerchorus]

Not me convincing myself whilst doing the washing up that the fact that Hilmes is associated with the moon rather than the sun means not just that he isn't destined to become the king of Pars, but that Arakawa is setting up for him to rule Maryam instead (sure, there's only one sun in the sky and only one person can be Shah of Pars, but Maryam is a whole different country... the sun presides over the day, and the moon over the night... Arslan can have Pars, and Hilmes can find a way to be happy in Maryam)

Honestly the main thing is that he gets to be happy and if that means he ends up living quietly with Irina I am okay with that, but honestly this is my preference for him, and if he's planning on taking Maryam then he will need Zandeh with him for support etc, right?

#arslan senki #the heroic legend of arslan #hilmes #irina #i have been trying not to get too invested in this idea #BUT IT'S TOO LATE

[sandinthemachine]

https://twitter.com/umikochannart/status/1616544080518840320?t=hXisW2LC-YbYhsrToysJhA&s=19

i can't find a single gif that encapsulates the way i choked on nothing and screamed into my shirt

the veins the veins the veins i wanna frame that entire lower stomach and hang it on my wall like I'm a Catholic putting up pictures of the Pope

#sir sir please I'm BEGGING you #button up your goddamn pants #I have an exam due in three hours I can't be hyperventilating over this #but it's too late #könig art #anon replies #iconic anons

[belanova]

THANK YOU THES FOR TEACHING ME HOW TO DO VOTER FRAUD, WOULD'VE BEEN NICER TO KNOW A FEW HOURS AGO

#i wouldn't have killed my ego then #but it's too late #i got my decade long friends into this

[webawee]

Today was the first time I read the words "Tongues battling for dominance" in a fanfic.

I'd only ever heard of it before.

I witnessed it today.

#reading fanfiction #fanfic #shitpost #ao3 #archive of our own #ffnet #wattpad #tongues battling for dominance #the legendary line #the one i had only ever heard about in stories #the line i had only ever seen in pictures #has been found in an actual fanfic by me #and ykw #the fic isn't even that bad #or at least #it wasn't that bad until i read that line #it was just barely tolerable #and now it's intolerable #but it's too late #now i'm invested in the plotline and need to finish the fic #wish me luck

[dickotomia]

Changed my mind I want to be perceived and loved

#But it's too late

[with-vorpal-sword]

hey, how's work been lately? (with intentions to make your partner fall in love with me and my rustic country ways and inevitably leave you because of my natural love of christmas)

#we are in a hallmark movie #I'm stealing your girl #to teach her to make hot chocolate the way my grandmother taught me #with a packet of swiss miss and mini marshmallows #she's already leaned in to kiss me once #it'll happen at least one more time before you call her begging for her to realize that money is important #but it's too late #after you hang up we're going ice-skating

[jeansyvesmoreau]

Having thoughts again....something about her sparkly dress for the 1975 concert and mirrorball and "trying everything to keep you laughing at me" and the glittery blood in the anti hero mv and the interview with directors on directors about the reason for the glittery blood....

#I don't like where my thoughts are taking me #they should be thinking about studying #not this #but it's too late #help #taylor swift

[eatifa]

just logging back in a second because i can't write something without turning it into a plot, this oneshot is becoming long 😭

my feelings at writing this oneshot

#i want to throw it out in the window #honestly would #but it's too late #ppl wanna read it and i want to finish it #but why #i cannot write anything without a plot #why #this is long #but i like the au #it's barely going to get any notes too because of no smut #but i'm not writing that

[dolcesuono]

she regretted it the moment she handed the small parcel to him. hetty, you absolute fool! this was not the sort of relationship they had - one that involved thoughtful gifts, earnestly exchanged before christmas. their relationship was the sort that involved urgent touches and heady kisses and leaving beds before the harsh light of daybreak. and yet, here she was. sitting before the fire in his bachelor's lodgings, wrapped in his dressing gown, passing him a gift so sentimental it was beyond excuse. beneath the brown paper wrapping was a small bound book - the libretto for cimarosa's il matrimonio segreto. it was, she remembered, the first performance of hers he'd attended, and pressed between its pages was a flower from the first bouquet he'd brought her. she felt sheepish giving it to him now, like a stupid, giddy schoolgirl. it was a silent admission that that night had mattered to her - that she assumed it mattered to him as well. but the package was in his hands now and she was pulling his robe more tightly about her, the only layer of protection she had left. " you mustn't get too excited, " she said, with what she hoped was a careless shrug. " i promise it isn't much - i only had the idea the other morning... "

@himbovillains --> 𝚂𝚃𝙰𝚁𝚃𝙴𝚁 𝙲𝙰𝙻𝙻

#is this cheesy? YES #but it's TOO LATE #himbovillains #himbovillains: anthony bridgerton #⚜ ｢ verse • regency. ｣

[browniefox]

i finally bought a tamagotchi and now like two hours later I'm second guessing my purchase glkjdsags

#browniefox speaks #i think i should've gone for the v4 not the v3 #but it's too late