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atariforce · 9 months
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Atari Pong by Baz Pringle
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russnightlife · 9 months
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For those who need it: a full list of every name in Toast of London. Credit here:
Full list of character names from the Toast of London Universe:
Steven Toast
Jane Plough
Ray Purchase
Kenton Schweppes
Ed Hauser Black
Goodhouse
Cliff Promise
Clem Fandango
Kikini Bamalam
Beezuz Fafoon
Susan Random
Jemima Gina
Kika Brite
Acker Herron
Greta Cargo
Royce Coolidge
Mr Fasili
Ellen Toast
Mick Carriage
Howard Bugawitz
Martin Aynuss
Senna Poddington
Ricky Seasack
Derek Sibling
Danny Bear
Portia De Coogan
Thomas Ledger
Strawberry Wrathbone
Lord Fotheringham
Toby Hopkinson-Finch
Blair Toast
Commander Scott Gorham
Russel House
Chris Bread
Roy Highnock
Sookie Houseboat
Brooke Hooberman
Yvonne Wryly
Kate Kahn
Hamilton Meathouse
Poshdong Mingemuncher
Nick Swivney
Wendy Nook
Linda Praise
Warren Organ
Thumper
Lola
Paige
Ruby
Norris Flipjack
Duncan Clench
Bob Fennison
Mr. Cockatip
Ken Suggestion
Penny Traitor
Dennis Thwaits
Betty Pimples
Axel Jacklin
Basil Jet
Parker Pipe
Kerry Hammersnag
Sterling Porridge
Max Gland
Lindy Makehouse
Colin Skittles
Jackie Paper
Honeysuckle
Francis Bacon
Lorna Wynde
Una Length
Rob Continental
Sue Pressure
Peggy Plywood
Scott Chesnut
Penvelope
Rupert Howser Black
Col. Gonville Toast
Clancy Moped
Vic Titball
Pookie Hook
Bob Monkhouse
Larry Muggins
Dennis Fog
Derek Bildings
Shane Fulorgy
Frank Zammer
Ormand Sacker
Varity Map
Bill Purchase
Tony Excalibur
Champion House
Cocker Boo
Michael Prance
Church Weaver
Heathcote Pursuit
Kay Tightneck
Iqbal Achieve
Basil Watchfair
Nan Slack
Peanut Whistle
Dick Weerdly
Sal Commotion
Giuseppe Race
Howard Blackcap
Daz Klondike
Kai
Sola Mirrornek
Sue Pepkins
Neil Doobla-Decca
Des Wigwam
Dr Harold Shitman
Les Tipi
Chris Marquee
Rob Scouthut
Russ Nightlife
Kenny Ethnic
Hercule Razamataz
Ray Sober
Romley Compton
Dwight Difference
Billy Tarzana
Nina Armenian
Edward Fox
Shepherd Jerbîl
Professor Map
Sonny Sam Disco
Weech Beacon
Liberty Jerbil
Ben Egyptian
Jennifyer Madraass
Snorky
Will Willis
Phyllis Willis
Carmen
Richard Chickentoss
Hoop Kaaak
Ms Wisehunt
Mrs Greenflash
Bellender Bojangles
Barney
Hayley
Blondie
Gypsy
Old Timer Bill
Wildcat Lil
Doc Brown
Rusty Halloween
Agent Saucepan
Sorry Johnson
Wallace
Kelsey Perfume
Frank Succession
Tycoon Lancaster
Jesus Bond
August Burdock
Clint Legal
Tony Fabrizio
Hawk Fahrenheit
Mews Frumpty
Frank Forfolk
Chelsea Bladdersby
Oswald Mosley
Kate Lethargy
Fancy Alexander
Dinky Critenbers
Pig Shovely
Billy Stylish
Sir Norman Brocktight
Basil Stillborn
Kimberly Banana
DI Leonard Chaffich
Una Stubbs
Surely Residue
Warren Organ
Hissy Oversight
Ms. Crawshaft
Merrody Ferrybank
Allan Chance
Doug Birka
Martin Shore
Lolly Badcock
Jill Quear
Vigo Typhoon
Danny Laroux
Cool Black
S’en hammerstad
Gerald Selfish
Peter Nose
David Geurring
Haneth khorishi
Baz Ravish
Enty Strepsils
Comma Dora Green
Vaginta Staples
Aalan Aadams
Harvey Motel
Peter Thatchelwaite
Ryslip Tyres Dot Com
Donald Suckling
Stuart Pringle
Susan Bench
Cliff Stalways
Billy Sprayman
Trevor McGuelish
Earnest Gangly
Sydney Shipton
Barry Bouffant
Drayton Curfew
Septum Crowbar
Dick Circus
Liz Pulp
Rob Darby
Vanessa Fence
Vince Kendal
Mac Darby
Sally Joint
Welk Ashby
Maggie Gail
David Hammod
Leo Seer
Kit Blackcheek
Jackie Kak
Howard Tissue
Albert Eichborn
Peter Swaff
Rob Bonnet
Perry Bluehouse
Lee Bacon
Connie Sheik
Cliff Bonanza
Rula Bingo
Oliver Whasson
Watkins Winchester
Warwick Kineer
Ruth Lingum
Adam Haalal
Lionel Harshmaker
Gary the Plumber
Royce
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spectogram · 2 years
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Do I care about simon and baz going to therapy? No!!!! Yawn boring!!! Do I care about sticking simon and baz in a pringles can and shaking it? Yes give me 80k of simon and baz fighting for their lives while I shake them around like a couple bugs for my sick amusement
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georgiabread · 4 years
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dust off your wings
summary: simon snow used to slay dragons. who would have thought he’d be afraid of moths?
rating: T
word count: 2425
ao3 link: dust off your wings
SIMON
I’m not saying I don’t care about the environment, but if all species of moths died out, I wouldn’t be upset about it.
I certainly don’t need them around. Especially when I’m half-asleep on the sofa watching Lord of the Rings. I might’ve had a nap. I know Penny’s studying in her bedroom and Baz – well, he left to get a drink (of blood) earlier, but I think he wanted to go home. I don’t expect him to come back. But now I can’t have that nap.
Because there’s a ginormous moth – probably the size of my face – chilling on the wall below the window. I know it’s the size of my face because one time, a moth flew right into me while I was searching for Baz in the Catacombs. I had just swung my torch round a corner, and one of those manky sods hurled itself out of the dark and nearly went in my mouth. Screamed blue murder, I did, before I legged it to the exit.
Right now, I’m seriously considering doing the same thing. Realistically, I should just leave it alone. Or scoop it up and put it outside. Or kill it. If I still had magic, I could kill it. I was absolutely rubbish at casting spells, though – I’d probably create more moths.
I try to let Lord of the Rings distract me, but the moth hovers in my peripheral vision like it’s a threat and I can’t loosen my shoulders. I can’t just leave it there. Merlin and fucking Morgana…
Frustration flares up in my chest, and suddenly I’m standing, the TV on pause. I pick an empty bowl from the floor (I ate all the salt and vinegar crisps) and scowl at this dastardly thing in my house. My feet won’t move me any closer, though. I feel awfully exposed without a shirt or shoes. Bugs are easier to fight when you’re wearing shoes, I reckon.
I creep forward anyway, holding the bowl to my chest like a shield instead of the trap it’s supposed to be. The moth just sits there. All I need to do is get the dish on top of it, right? I can figure out the rest later. I sort of jerk towards it, but I don’t actually go all the way. Fuck, I’m not getting anywhere. I’m fucking useless. Why can’t I just –?
I let out a sharp growl and launch the dish at the moth. And I miss it completely. The bowl clatters on the floor, and the moth jumps off the wall and right into my face again. I shriek, scrambling away, trying to strike it and then – well, I fucking vault over the sofa, don’t I? Wings flaring and everything.
I look up after regaining my balance, and the moth is gone.
That’s when I hear the squeal of the door hinge, and I swivel around. Baz is standing on the threshold, gaping. He looks like he just witnessed an attack from the Humdrum. There’s colour in his cheeks again.
‘What the fuck just happened?’ he asks.
BAZ
Usually, I wouldn’t put it past Simon Snow to treat his furniture like hurdles. He’s boisterous. He’s a child with a sugar rush. And without his magic, he always needs an avenue to channel all that stifled energy. Just...not recently.
Recently, that energy has festered away in his bones, trapped and sweaty for as long as he’s spent lying on the sofa. It’s like he doesn’t want it to go anywhere. Like if he lets it escape, he’s losing his magic all over again.
So, yes, it baffles me when I walk into the room to find him bouncing off the cushions and lifting empty snack packets in the thrust of his wings.
It’s nice to see colour in his cheeks, though.
Snow crosses his arms over his bare chest and slouches awkwardly against the back of the sofa. He doesn’t look as nonchalant as he’s trying to be.
‘Baz,’ he says, messing with his already-dishevelled hair. ‘I thought you were going back to your apartment?’
I frown. ‘I told you I was getting a drink.’
‘Well, yeah. But I thought –’
I’m not having this conversation right now. ‘Can you answer my question? What did I just walk into?’
‘Oh – nothing. I just, um, I needed to stretch my wings.’ He sprawls them out across the air as if to drive his point home.
‘And you found it necessary to leap over the furniture?’
He nods a little too fast. Crowley, he’s thick.
‘Are you sure you weren’t rushed by a magickal creature or something?’ It’s likely – to some dark creatures, Simon’s sacrifice made him no less of an enemy.
‘Yes, I’m sure. I’m fine if that’s what you’re worried about,’ he scoffs.
I catch the way his gaze sprints around the room. He’s clearly not fine. He’s on his guard, but for what, I’ve no idea.
(It’s stupid, yet) I wonder if it’s me.
My jaw tightens, and I shrug off my coat to give my hands something to hold. ‘Well, I’m not worried, so I think I’ll –’
As I turn, something black quivers to my right. Before I can react, I realise it’s just a moth. Snow, however, hisses a bunch of curse words and flings himself to the far end of the sofa.
‘Snow, what on earth?’ I follow his gaze, and the moth settles on a lampshade. ‘Oh.’ My eyebrow quirks. ‘So that was the magickal creature threatening your safety.’
‘The – what?’ Snow splutters. ‘The moth? Come on, that’s tosh. It wasn’t threatening me – I’m not – I don’t even –’
I’m smirking now. ‘You know they’re harmless, right? All they do is bump into walls.’
‘Of course I know. You’re acting like I’m bloody terrified of ‘em.’
‘Aren’t you?’
Snow juts his chin out, fists like dumbbells at his hips. ‘No,’ he spits.
‘No?’ I peer at him, sifting through all that heat and flinty resolve. He’s trying to make this a challenge. He’ll only admit defeat if I don’t take him up on it, so I shrug. ‘Alright. I’ll take your word for it,’ I say, slinging my coat over the sofa, meandering towards the armchair.
Snow’s tail thumps against his trackie bottoms as I collapse into the seat. I slide my phone out of my pocket and pretend to look distracted. The moth sits on the lamp.
‘Baz,’ he says.
I settle deep into the grey cushions.
‘Baz.’ Again, but louder.
‘Hmm?’
‘Baz, I’m not –’ He huffs.
I glance up, and his eyes touch on the moth for half a second.
‘They just bother me,’ he finally pushes out. ‘They’re always flying around like they’re having a fucking fit, especially with those huge, noisy wings. Absolutely bonkers, they are. And they leave dust everywhere. I’m sick of it.’
I don’t smile, but the urge is fierce. ‘That’s an awfully strong vendetta against moths. Can’t you leave them to absorb their light in peace?’
‘If they’re so obsessed with light, why don’t they just fly into the fucking sun?’
‘They’re nocturnal, Snow,’ I deadpan. ‘Ever seen a moth during the day?’
He frowns like we’re back in Magic Words and I’ve just told him it’s I couldn’t care less, not I could care less. Then he looks at the moth again. ‘They probably wouldn’t be as scary if they came out at daytime,’ he mutters.
‘So you are afraid of moths,’ I announce, springing forward on an armrest.
‘No, I just –’ Snow bristles. I can almost hear the words crashing together in his mouth before they burst out. ‘Okay. Yeah. I am fucking afraid, alright? I’m scared of moths. Isn’t that a bloody laugh? Simon fucking Snow is afraid of bugs. You happy now?’
Cold guilt plunges down my spine. I dig my nails into the upholstery, and Snow’s heavy breathing loiters after his words. He’s watching the moth again. Crowley, I had no idea he would – I didn’t think it would be about this.
I stand up, aiming for the kitchen, and Snow meets my eyes. ‘I can get rid of it, if you want,’ I say casually.
He hesitates, and then shrugs.
Somewhere under the breakfast bar, there’s a cupboard stacked with plastics. I snatch a wide container. If I wanted to, I could easily send the moth outside with a teleportation spell and be done with it. But using magic in this apartment is like walking through a minefield – one misstep and Simon detonates. (Not like he used to, but that doesn’t mean there’s no collateral damage).
‘I can understand where the fear comes from,’ I say, moving back towards the lamp. ‘They are a bit erratic.’
Snow shrugs again. ‘Yeah.’
‘Too bad humans invented electricity and ruined their flight paths.’
‘I thought light was good for them.’
‘Not artificial light – they need the moon to guide them. They’re quite similar to magickal moths, except those are about three times bigger.’
‘Oh, fuck.’
I can’t help giggling. ‘Relax, Snow. They feed on the dark instead of light, so you’ll only find them in caves and such.’
‘Oh. Right.’ He tugs on a thatch of hair, grinning sheepishly.
I roll my eyes. Simon Snow is an impossible wonder. He used to slay dragons. ‘Come here, you numpty,’ I say, shaking my head.
‘What?’
‘I said, come here.’
I’m standing by the lamp, open container at the ready. Simon’s wings, not quite tucked away, waver in the space around his arms as he inches towards me.
‘Here, look. You have to be gentle.’ I sink the container around the moth and slide the lid underneath. Snow’s got his shoulders all bunched up, and he’s hissing, but the wings of the moth barely flutter as it clambers neatly into the box.
I twist around, and my heart hits my ribcage. Snow’s closer than I realised. He smells like Pringles and dirty laundry, but I can feel his warmth, and I’ve missed it. I’ve missed him. I swallow, holding up the container. ‘Want to see?’ I murmur.
Snow grumbles in his throat before taking the plastic in his fingers. He’s giving the moth one of his move-once-and-I’ll-break-your-neck looks (not that moths have necks). But his wings ease around his shoulders.
‘Why is the body so thick, though?’ he blurts.
‘Crowley, enough with the harassment. The moth has done nothing to deserve this.’
‘It launched itself into my bloody face!’
‘That was your fault, I gather.’
‘It was threatening me.’
‘Well, we’ve trapped it now. If you release it outside, you won’t be intimidated by its thick body ever again.’
‘Fuck off, Baz.’ There’s laughter in his voice as he turns away. He manages to reach the balcony before he hesitates. ‘So I just – what, I just chuck it over the railing?’
I stand at the door and watch him. Dusky wind catches in his curls, and they bounce across his forehead. His eyes are unsure, but his wings cradle his figure. He looks lovely. ‘You’re exactly right,’ I say.
‘But what if it flies back in?’
‘Trust me, it won’t.’
Snow nods, almost trying to convince himself. Then it happens in a rush: he tears off the lid, hurls the moth into the night, scampers off the balcony and shoves the door closed.
I raise an eyebrow.
‘What?’ he wheezes. ‘That was well easy.’
I can hear his blood churning. ‘I didn’t say it wasn’t.’
Snow perches himself on the arm of the sofa, and all the excess tension drains from his shoulders. His eyes fall shut.
When they open, we’re left with something different. An old tension. The kind that sloshes around your ankles and ferments between your toes. I scrape my hair off my face, searching the room for my next words.
Snow beats me to it. ‘Well, the moth’s gone. You should probably go home soon,’ he says. ‘It’s getting kinda late.’
His words dig right between my lungs. I try to meet his eyes, but he won’t look at me. ‘Do you want me to?’ I ask.
He swallows.
And because she has a penchant for interrupting serious moments, Bunce gusts into the room like a hurricane and says, ‘Basil, you’re back! Are you staying for dinner? You might as well, I was going to make cheese toasties.’
(Snow suddenly looks interested.)
‘Although I need to finish studying first,’ Bunce goes on. ‘I just wanted to check in, ‘cause I heard some commotion earlier, but I don’t think it registered in my brain until just now.’
‘We’re okay, Bunce.’
‘We got attacked by goblins again.’
Bunce snorts, pushes her fingers up under her glasses and rubs her eyes. ‘Okay. I’m going back under. Don’t hurt yourselves.’
She closes the door when she leaves.
I look at Snow. ‘Does she know about –?’
‘No. Shut up.’
‘Hold on – I’m the first person you’ve told. This is new for you.’
Snow groans sharply and drops back into the sofa. ‘D’you ever get tired of being such a sod?’ he mutters.
‘Of course not. That’s my only desirable trait.’
He scoffs and I sink into the cushions beside him. He’s frowning at the ceiling.
I want to sweep my fingers through his curls. I think he’d let me. ‘Hey. You’re allowed to be frightened of things, you know,’ I murmur, brushing his fringe out of his eyes. ‘Even things that don’t seem frightening. I think it would be somewhat unfair if you weren’t.’
There’s a trail of silence before Simon pushes himself upright. He gnaws on his bottom lip. And then he asks, ‘What are you scared of?’
I turn and gaze at him, all of him. There’s so much of Simon Snow left behind, and yet there’s almost nothing. I know exactly what I’m scared of. I’m drowning in it.
‘Wasps,’ I say.
He huffs out a laugh. ‘That’s fair.’
Our shoulders are touching. I want to touch more of him – his hands, his face, his lips. I’m not sure he’d let me.
Instead, I turn my eyes to the TV. ‘What are you watching?’ I ask.
‘The Fellowship of the Ring,’ he says.
‘Oh, Merlin. What part are you up to?’
‘Gandalf’s trapped in the tower. I think he’s trying to make the eagles come save him – by talking to a fucking moth.’
I snicker. ‘Would you talk to a moth to save me?’ I ask.
‘Nah. Already got wings, haven’t I?’ Simon gives me a half-smile, and he’s always been right here. His ankle knocks gently against mine. ‘I’ll save you myself.’
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carryonbazpitch · 5 years
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Another tag game
I was tagged by @kitherondaleswife thank you so much!! Tag games are a lot of fun and its a great way to start getting back into using my tumblr <3  (a lot of the people tagged will know me from my sideblog: @allforthe-foxes ) Rules: Tag 9 people that you want to know better and answer the questions.  Relationship: Single as a pringle.  Favourite colour/s: Blue and peachy pink. Top 3 ships: See, I’ve really fallen out of shipping and being an avid lover BUT, there are some relationships that I think are hella cute/important.  1.) Snowbaz (Simon x Baz) from Carry On by Rainbow Rowell (obviously)  2.) Narlie (Nick x Charlie) from Heartstopper and Solitaire by Alice Oseman (you can read the web comic on her tumblr @heartstoppercomic and its incredible. Volume 1 of the graphic novel is out at the moment in physical copies).  3.) Patrochilles (Patroclus x Achilles) from The Song of Achilles by Madeline Miller (but originally from Homer’s Iliad).  Last song: I genuinely have no idea but it was probably Monster by Dodie. I’m listening to an audio book right now if that counts? (its called Daisy Jones & The Six and I’m in love with it). Last movie: Oh gods I think the last movie I saw in the cinemas was Escape Room (called the plot twist because DAMN if it didn’t happen I would’ve been upset). But the last movie I watched in general was Everything, Everything for a monologue audition I’m doing.  I tag: @simonsnoe  @queen-of-ink-and-paper @minyard-03 @evilvannsthings @carry-on-playing-exy @simxnbxz @quilleth <- I feel like I’ve tagged you in everything since the dawn of my blog so I can’t not.  (Most of you will probably know me from my side blog: @allforthe-foxes ) I DIDN’T TAG 9 PEOPLE I’M SO SORRY BUT IF YOU SEE THIS AND WOULD LIKE TO DO THIS THEN PLEASE FEEL FREE TO!! YOU CAN SAY THAT I TAGGED YOU (WOULD LOVE TO SEE YOUR ANSWERS!!). THERE ARE SOOO MANY PEOPLE THAT I’D LOVE TO TAG AND I SEE IN MY NOTIFICATIONS ALL THE TIME BUT I’M EITHER TOO SHY/SCARED OR CANT REMEMBER THE URLS <3 
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basiltonn · 7 years
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I just ate an entire tube of pringles salt and vinegar chips. Baz who?
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midnight-penguins · 7 years
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Tag Game
Thank you @itana-007 for tagging me!
Rules: Tag 9 peeps
RELATIONSHIP STATUS: Single pringle.
FAVOURITE COLOR: Black and blue.
LIPSTICK OR CHAPSTICK: Chapstick.
LAST SONG I LISTENED TO: Kagayaku sora no shijima ni wa by Kalafina 
LAST MOVIE I WATCHED: I saw Wonder Woman last Saturday. It was really good, I highly recommend to go see it.
TOP 3 FICTIONAL CHARACTERS: Only 3??? Aelin Ashryver Galathynius(ToG), Kit Herondale(TDA), and Tyrannus “Baz” Basilton Grimm-Pitch(Carry On)
TOP 3 SHIPS: 3...ok,so Kurotsuki(Haikyuu), Kit x Ty(TDA), and Rowaelin(ToG
BOOKS I’M CURRENTLY READING: Holding Up the Universe by Jennifer Niven. I need to reread the last chapter of Lord of Shadows again just to process what happens😭
I tag @secretcherryblossomcat, @flowers-and-tsukki, @readenheim, @dafangirl10, @official-booknerd, @americandemon, @genderfluid-fierro, @porkcutletfemmefatale, @monsoon-blue
HUGE SPOILER FOR LOS
HUGE SPOILER FOR LOS
RIP Livvy Blackthorn
RIP Robert Lightwood
RIP Arthur Blackthorn
RIP Jon Cartwright
😭😭😭😭
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tangleofgold · 7 years
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Rules: Tag peeps you want to get to know better
tagged by @of-flowers-and-sunshine :) thanks for tagging me!
relationship status: single pringle lol
lipstick or chapstick: i wear entirely too much chapstick…
last song I listened to: How Far I’ll Go from Moana, since I’m currently obsessed with the soundtrack
Top 3 characters: how do i only pick three? like…how? ok but probably Cath from Fangirl because I identify with her a lot, Baz from Carry On because i just love him so much, and… i think i’ll go with Hermione Granger, probably my first ever favorite character? wow that was hard
Top 3 ships: again, how do i choose? agh this is hard ok currently? probably elizabeth bennet and darcy (all versions don’t make me choose i love them all), simon and baz from carry on, and madeleine tully and elliot baranski from the colors of madeleine (it’s a trilogy that i read a few months ago that no one else i know has read but everyone should because it’s super good!)
tagging @aelliots @this-amaranthine-heart @julyice and anyone else who wants to do it also if you don’t want to do it that’s fine too of course
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barefootmarley · 8 years
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atariforce · 10 months
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Atari 2600 - 3D Cover Art Recreations: Space Invaders by Baz Pringle
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herochan · 9 years
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Wonder Woman
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titosasquatch · 10 years
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gloryfic · 10 years
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