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cucuxumusu · 6 months
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Okay, but Bruce suddenly getting cursed or something, and suddenly is able to read people's minds.
And among the drama, he turns to Clark and suddenly is hit with "Oh dear, he looks so hot today, I wanna kiss him so bad. Love his tight ass in those fitting pants❤️". And Bruce is like "WTF?!!!" But now he can't confess he is cursed and can read minds, cos Clark will find out he knows, he will be embarrassed, and their relationship will go to shit.
So Bruce tries to find the solution by himself, and of course Clark forces himself into the investigation because "that's what friends do, Bruce" but his mind keeps getting more and more horny and explicit about the things he wants do to him, and Bruce is suddenly hard and he can't fucking keep going like this and keep a straight face as Clark wrecks him in his mind.
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this blog is amazing I've been looking for a just superman poster for a year.
god bless you.
Hell yeah brother- I'm glad to join the fandom. In the most ridiculous way possible. From the beginning.
Storytime, while I've got this soapy box.
Now, I was kind of a casual fan of Big Blue, having seen like the DCEU, Superman Red Son, and Superman vs. the Elite, My Adventures with Superman and a few episodes of Justice League unlimited. But...
...I always liked how strangely relatable/inspiring Clark Kent was.
The man who could do anything, who chose to be goodi
In defiance of cynical stories like The Boys who posit that power inherently corrupts, and that evil will always triumph, Superman stands strong. Despite being an alien, he was raised on earth by two kind humans, who taught him to be kind, to be humble, to help his fellow man.
Before he's the Superman, or Kal, son of Jor and Lara El, the Last Son of Krypton- he's Clark, son of Jon and Martha Kent, the boy from Kansas.
Despite being an alien, Clark Kent is just as human as anyone else. He has unfathomable power, but also a house, a girlfriend, a job, two parents, a best friend, co-workers, a dog...the fact that half of those can toss mountains is irrelevant to the fact that he loves each and every single one of them.
And that love isn't restricted to them.
He can hear and see everything. Despite being on top of the mountain, he's always looking down in compassion. He'll run around stopping robberies or punching aliens, but will take time out of his day to be a comfort to a scared child or a depressed teen. He'll fight the bad guys and turn to get a cat out of the tree.
He represents the good that we can all do.
He's the World's Finest, the Man of Steel, the Superman. He stands tall before all of the evil and proclaims that he stands for Truth, Justice and A Better Tomorrow! A greater world for all of us, just around the corner. And he will never stop fighting for that.
Anyway, a bit of the cheesy ness aside...
This all started way back in December. I had heard that David Corenswet (the next actor to play Superman) was intending to read all of the Superman comics before they filmed (honestly, ridiculous looking back on it) and I decided to do the same, starting on January 1st as my new year's resolution.
As time as gone on, I have realized that it's a damn tall order to read all of these all in one year, so I've just decided the resolution is to post on this blog every morning, every day for a year at minimum while reading along the way until I'm finished. In probably two or three years, because...
...I also decided to expand into content outside the comics- I've read the earliest novel, listend to the radio show (a few highlighted episodes, not the whole thing), the Fleischer Cartoons, the Kirk Alyn movie serial and the George Reeves show. I dread Superman 64.
It's been good for my mental health, to have a consistent hobby instead of reading and consuming the same things over and over. I constantly have new things to talk about with my friends. Big recommend to pick a thing and keep doing that. Get passionate about stuff. Lol.
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ironicsopsychotic · 2 years
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First Line Tag Game! Rules: List the first lines of the last ten stories you published (or works in progress if you’re feeling brave lol). Look to see any patterns you notice yourself, and see if anyone else notices any!
okay imma thank you first (i love this game omg) and say that i WANTED to be ambitious and do both published fics and wips, but i started on wips first and this is long af. so here we are. over half are hoa fics but i threw in some random oneshots for other fandoms.
[10 WORKS IN PROGRESS]
#1 the hard part (hoa; 03. in neddie au series)
Two days. Two days after Amber gave the breakup news, two days of incredibly uncomfortable Sibuna meetings, two days of Eddie blatantly lying to himself that ending their whole tryst wasn't a big deal. Two days of all of that, and then Nina sent him to the clearing in the woods for a solo mission but showed up five minutes after he did.
Two days, and she told him that waiting for things to cool down wasn't cutting it for her. He took in her words slowly, but he took them in, and he took in the meeting place, and then he took her in.
#2 golden opportunity (hoa; jeroy college au)
It's the day after sophomore finals week ends and Joy honestly has to wonder how the fuck Mick convinced everyone to go out drinking in celebration. Drinking itself is fine; drinking with Mick at the helm is a lot like trying to swim upstream without a paddle. No good could possibly come from it.
#3 i summoned you (hoa; nina&eddie time loop s2 finale au)
Nina doesn't remember events normally when Senkhara's using her.
The mask is like a film over her eyes, everything distorted just enough that she doesn't feel like herself. She knows what she's doing when she pushes the mask into her skin, but the moments after shift into slow motion, a nightmare she can't stop.
#4 the hookup (hoa; jamber college au)
Try as he might, Jerome Clarke could not, with whatever remnants of a conscience he had left, claim he didn't know who she was.
#5 definition of an extended play (btr; kucy college soulmate au)
The first time he met Lucy Stone, he figured some part of his soul just knew, even without the mark.
His head's the one that has some catching up to do.
#6 exile (good witch; nace post-s5 finale)
Smiling up at her onstage giving her graduation speech is the very least he can do. He can smile, and clap, and even cheer like all the cheesy coming-of-age movies she'd made him watch over the years.
What he can't do is gather her up in his arms afterward. He can't press a kiss to her temple, congratulating her with words but also with every single love language there is. He can't hold her hand as they all go out to eat before heading back to Grey House for their joint grad party. He can't look her in the eyes and revel in the fact that she knows everything he's feeling, and that she feels it too.
He can't do any of that, so he smiles and hopes it's enough to tide him over.
It isn't.
#7 new place, same feeling (supah ninajs; amanda/flint post-s2)
Spending the summer away from Empire City and the dojo was kind of fucking with her.
#8 road trip to your heart (spooksville; adally +watch road trip)
It starts like this:
road trip. u me and watch.
be seen in public w you? oh hell nah
i'm serious
so am i ;)
adam.
senior year.
senior prom.
you need an opportunity to step up your game before you ask me to it, and i'm more than happy to give you that chance.
#9 it's a wedding, not the end of the world (hoa; after anubis series, jeroy wedding)
kindly join us for
the wedding of
JEROME CLARKE & JOY MERCER
5:00pm | July 31st | Calderstone Park: Ornamental Garden
~lil skip ahead of a joy, patricia, willow, & kt group chat~
[willow] you don't have to worry about a thing, joy!
this'll be the best wedding ever!
[kt] agreed! :)
[patricia] sit back and relax, we've got this
five months later...
"Holy shit, we don't got this."
Alfie kept his face smushed on the outside of the leaning cake box and breathed out harshly. "A little HELP??"
#10 in more ways than one (hoa; neddie s2 soulmate au)
Nina spent the morning after Senkhara marked Amber feeling braindead and searching for long socks.
She felt helpless. She couldn't help getting marked herself; she barely cared about that anymore. Besides Victor seeing it and the occasional burn, it wasn't too bad. Sometimes she could even pretend this was just another fun mystery like the beginning of the previous year. But then Fabian lied to her, he got a mark himself, and she realized that, yet again, she couldn't protect anyone. She couldn't even protect herself against Rufus in their final showdown--Jerome had thrown the flies.
so the trend i'm seeing here is i like starting w a (hopefully) intriguing hook, usually just one line. i try to make it at least a little ominous yet simultaneously all-encompassing of what the fic's about. but i already kinda knew that, so lemme know if you see any other trends? and if you wanna do this game, i tag you! :)
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ramonahblog · 2 years
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Cute Superman and Lois (CW) Headcanon. Spoilers for Season Two because I have given up trying to understand what number episode I’m referring to. They all just blend and this season does not deserve the effort of me looking it up.  
I need you all to have background for this headcanon, hence the spoiler warning. 
Background: 
So the first time we heard Jordan say The Fraternals is when he thought Jon had powers, right? But I think the fandom (including myself) have been sleeping on the second time he said it. Which is after he find out Candice is Jon’s drug dealer and who is he protecting.
So Jordan knows Jon doesn’t have powers at this point but he stills says their superhero team name. Which I’m going to go ahead and say that Jon would appreciate hell out of that. And Clark is still physically on prime world in the episode that Jordan says The Fraternals the second time. And Jon starts opening up a little bit more to Jordan after that. Opening up by saying what he feels about how his parents feel about him, ya know? 
Listen, I’m just saying, I think Jon would have appreciated cheesy Superteam name a lot when it looks like everyone hates him. And Jon could also see it as someone understanding that he’s refusing to reveal the X-K dealer for a good reason and not simply because he doesn’t want to or whatever? 
(Jon thinks it’s a good reason, shh). 
Actual Headcanon: 
Fast forward to the twins’ eighteenth year and Jon gets a tattoo either on his inner wrist (dominant hand) or on his chest (like over his heart). The tattoo is literally just text (The Fraternals). He is not drunk when he gets it. He actually put a lot of effort into getting it. But he tells no one and not cause he’s ashamed or anything. He just doesn’t think anyone needs to know.
Okay, maybe a little embarrassed because he’s eighteen and doing a rather sentimental thing. 
I can’t choose placement though. Inner wrist is easier for Jon to see and it could also be something that other people see but Jon can also hide it in a way. Besides more plausible for strangers to see, think Jon was drunk and are like the-fuck when they discover he wasn’t.  
But chest tattoos hardly get love and I just find that really adorable. Inner wrist is also adorable because you will see it like all the time and that’s just really sweet. 
Also do we know if Jon is left-handed or right-handed? Because if I go with wrist, tattoo needs to be on his dominant hand. 
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vigil-antes · 1 year
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The reason supermans name is that dumb is because its not his actual hero name.
His real name is called very, very rarely, only by those who truly need him to hear them. Can you imagine trying to help people in a city where your name is called by thousands of people every second, and you can hear every singlenone of them? Children playfigting, reporters discussing the latest appearance, hell, even normal people going about their day will mention him fairly often.
Metropolis learns not to call his name if not in danger, and quickly the name 'Superman' is born, a cheesy stand in that just as easily represents him.
But the people of Metropolis teach their children another name, not to be called if not in the worst cases. In the dark, afraid and holding for a last silver of hope, the lost and scared call for Sentinel, and know that he will be there to save them.
Its an open secret in the city, but because there is no recorded mention of Sentinel of anything other than Superman, barely nobody knows about his real name outside of it.
When Clark joins the league, they all call him Superman, until Batman stops him one day and casually calls him Sentinel. For some reason, Clark doesn't think its an intimidation tactic, instead more of an attempt from Batman to aknowledge him with his real name. its also probably a subtle reminder that he Knows everything, but Clark will let it slide.
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heartbeatkitty · 2 years
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This is one of those songs for which the cover is vastly more. More successful, more skillfully arranged, and just better. 
Full disclosure, I listened to this version first and got used to the melodies and rhythms, then took a look at the original just for comparison. And wow. The original comes off deeply dated, and not great. It’s so very 1983 that it flattens the song, with those creepy robot vocals, thick 80s production, and a vocal performance that’s turned to 11 the whole way through. The lyrics, filtered through the prism of the music, fail to stand out, and the singing is cheesy as hell and not fun to listen to. If I strain, I can hear the strength of the melody and see the potential in it, but that’s only if I give it my most charitable ears. Hearing it in passing, I’d probably shut it off. And there’s no way I’d be able to see what Moyet and her production team turned it into.
Ever since listening to it, I’ve become obsessed with this song. It’s so much better than the original, it’s staggering. First of all, there’s the novelty in Moyet keeping the initial pronouns, turning it from a bog-standard het love song to something much more thorny and queer. What a love triangle! We know she’s singing it about a woman, hence all the she’s and her’s, but we don’t know the gender of the you. I kind of like to think that you is a man again, same as the original, which would make it super bi - a fact I always appreciate. (I’m working on a playlist of genderfucky 90′s love songs with bi overtones, and this is one of the essential tracks - right up there with White Town’s “Your Woman” and Belle and Sebastian’s “Seeing Other People”.) With this interpretation, lyrics like “Oh what else can I do/But try to give her more than she got from you” take on a new quality - a woman haunted by the spectre of her lover’s previous M/F relationship, beset by jealousy, and trying her best to make this relationship worthwhile, compared to what she had before. That is far more interesting than the original, in my opinion.
Then there’s the music, which everyone says is very Pet Shop Boys - and I’m not about to argue. It’s got all the hallmarks of their music, but because PSB’s sound is so timeless, this song has that same gorgeous quality, with a real sense of dignity. I like it way better, and I find it conveys the drama of the lyrics in a subtler and more effective way. On that note, there’s also the arrangement. Many parts of the original tune are kept, but not all, and the most prominent melodic change is an improvement. Rather brilliantly, in the chorus, instead of the weird monotonous robot vocals repeating “she keeps whispering your name”, Moyet just sings “but she keeps whispering your name”, lets the violin do its PSBish thing, and sings “she keeps on whispering your name”. It’s tasteful, and much easier on the ears.
And then there’s Moyet’s own performance. I said in my last post that I loved all the shades of her voice, and I meant it. Alternately throaty, girlish, brassy and big, it’s all over the place here, and each choice suits the song marvelously. I especially love how as the song progresses, she sings more and more parts in a pushed chest voice, as though she’s getting more desperate by the second. It’s just fantastic. As much as the music and arrangement are improved, it would still fall flat if it didn’t have a great vocalist at the helm. And Moyet is more than great. She’s stellar. This whole track is stellar, and I’m probably going to listen to it another dozen times tomorrow because I like it just that much. (Btw, there’s also a Vince Clarke remix of Moyet’s version. It is...exceedingly Vince Clarke. Worth listening to once for novelty, but don’t go in expecting the grandeur of the best Yazoo tracks. It’s more like Clarke took one of his Erasure instrumentals, in all of its simple, low-key, bubbly synth glory, and stuck it underneath. And by this time, Moyet and Clarke’s artistic styles had diverged so dramatically that it’s no longer a pleasure to hear them together; it’s odd and a little disconcerting. He favours a very clean sound, and that’s not what this song requires.)
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whitetrashjj · 3 years
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crying my eyes out at your MLA format essays cuz not every queer storyline in media has to be rooted in angst of coming out. i get some of the points you’re trying to make. i also don’t think the show is queerbaiting but jjpope had just as much “evidence” as jiara had. like please explain why jj was so keen on kiara liking john b just cuz she kissed him on the cheek and then went and kissed pope’s cheek?…. like in jj’s mind a cheek kiss means liking someone and he did that to pope. also there ARE shots of jj’s lingering gaze towards pope lets us not lie here lmao. i get that you’re sick of people calling u homophobic i dont think u are for not shipping jjpope i also dont think the show is queerbaiting at all but you go on about “storytelling povs” and “lack of critical thinking” when YOUR critical thinking is literally biased as hell 😭 u can ship jiara all u want but jj and kiara, ESPECIALLY KIARA, are both very much queer coded and if u gonna say they’re not bc of some cheesy sTorYtELLiNg bullshit that u probably learned from a youtube video then you’re just biased to your ship.
You know why I have to write those 'essays'? Cause I get asks like this that brush over a bunch of different topics and I want to make sure I not only address every part of it but also make sure I'm making my pov very clear so I don't have people misinterpreting what I say - even though they still do - or accuse me about random bitching without and reasons or justification. Anyway get ready to do some crying cause you are getting another essay.
I know not every queer storyline has to be rooted in the angst of coming out. I wish there were more that weren't. It's the reason I loved booksmart so much. It's one of the reasons I love Dare Me, because that show had sapphic leads and while their relationship was at the core of the show. It wasn't the fact that they were queer that was focused on. Oh god I could rant about Dare Me forever.
Now my point with JJ and Pope is that we don't get the impression that the boys are currently out as queer. JJ from the start was set up as a bit of a womaniser, a bit girl mad - it would have been very easy to make that gender neutral if he was bi, as I headcanon. With Pope it's the same, I personally view him as gay, but if he was bi/pan it would have been easy to show him like that as we see him attempting to flirt on two occasions. Now this isn't to say that in future seasons they can switch it up as if it was always canon, like they did with Clarke in the 100. My point however, isn't to say that JJ and Pope releasing their sexualities and feelings has to be filled with angst, the example I gave can very easily be played a bit cutely - even if they do address the internalised homophobia that I'm just sure would effect a character like JJ - but just that based on my experiences as a queer person and what I know to be experiences of others that it would realistically play out differently to how it would with a m/f couple. Even then when to comes to friends to lovers in general the removal of physical intimacy when that tension starts to build out of awkwardness is common, it doesn’t play out the same way that ships like JB and Sarah do in which they increase in physical intimacy. 
I didn't bring jiara into this. I didn't go out comparing jjpope and their interactions to jiara, I was simply speaking to how jjpope's relationship was portrayed. In terms of 'evidence' I am more than aware the jiara wasn't written to be a developing romance, anything there was created by what the fans saw and choices made by the editors. But it is also a canon fact that at the very least JJ is attracted to Kie, that all the pogues 'kinda have a thing for her' and that he has 'tried' something with her. Even if the intention of those things wasn't to build to a relationship - they did happen and that's not up for interpretation. I'm not gonna bring up the 'did you tell JJ?' thing cause it still confuses the hell out of me.
The thing with the cheek kisses is that it's not the action in itself that made it a romantic thing. A handshake can build romantic tension when framed that way but that doesn't make every hand shake in that piece of media suddenly romantic, make sense? If you compare the two scenes we have the build up of Kie walking up to John B, a close up of a lingering cheek kiss, the pull back with lingering looks and then the reactions of others who have observed it and picked up on something. It frames it as a significant moment with slow beats. That's how you build romantic tension. With the JJPope one it just flows past it, JJ pulls back from the hug, a quick peck on the check and a 'love you too man' with a smirk and pat on the check. We don't even have a second of Pope's reaction to it. Do you see what I mean?
You can love that moment as a shipper. I mean it's a great moment that really highlights their dynamic. To you it's a dynamic that you see and think oh this would play out so well romanticly, it's a dynamic I see and think oh I love their friendship. Each of those are valid reactions. But it isn't a moment that has been intentionally framed to build romantic tension and suggest a budding relationship.
Darl, I swear to god if I was coming to you with my shipping bias' this would be a very different conversation. I know I will always have them and I will lean into them when I'm on vc with shes, theys and gays and we are getting lost in headcanons but I do my best take a step back when I talk about these things here because I've been in fandoms when you have two extremes and no one relents and it's awful, I don't want to create that space. And once again, I did not bring jiara into this. My original post was not a comparison to jiara.
I am very curious about your perspective on queer coding here. Because yes, JJ has chaotic bi energy and I will die on this hill. But I do not see how he has been queer coded. Other than people seeing a man being physically affectionate with another men and insist that can't be platonic. As with Kie I can see it more, not for a second do I believe that what went on with Kie and Sarah was straight. And I desperately want to see Maddie play Kie as pan to rep her own very underrepresented sexuality! And in terms of how she's written, stuff like being an astrology bitch and environmentalist scream queer to us, I do think it is important to note that the writers of the show being who they are would necessarily have the same impression of what a queer womans traits would be. In regards to that scene in ep 1 where they have the hot touron girl and then JJ, JB and Kie all perking up and doing the nod thing? I don't think anyone has a straight explanation for that.
The 'sTorYtELLiNg bullshit that u probably learned from a youtube video' comment made me laugh cause it reminds me of this guy I had a fight with on the weekend over Remus and Sirius being queer and he decided to undermine my argument by saying 'just because you read it on reddit doesn't make it true' which... yike. Any way, maybe you do but I don't have the tolerance to sit down and watch a youtube video on someone analysing a show. All my interpretations come from years of writing actual essays analysing elements and themes in media. As well as having a keen interest in direction and editing, so I pay a lot of attention to those things and you start to notice patterns. In terms of credentials I don't have any but I do think these 'essays' do an alright job of me not only explaining my interpretation but why. Because I'm not someone to just say things and expect that to just be accepted or think that is makes it true.
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zorua-adorable · 3 years
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So, I was just doing some random thinking (probably staring off into the void), and I realized that I don’t think I’ve ever seen a Marinette x Clark Kent headcanon, fic, etc.
I mean, I’ve seen bio dad!Clark, sibling!Clark, (this list feels like it should’ve been longer), but no romantic relationship
I mean, we’ve had Mominette all over the MLBxDC fandom, mainly the batbois; hell, she even been momma to Kon in the AU where her DNA was also used in the cloning process
Let her love on Jon as Momma
Like, I want to see some cheesy meet-cute between Marinette and Clark, clumsiness galore, they get married and have Jon
Lois would probably still know identities since I don’t see that getting past her; she could/would be their civilian aide (maybe throw her in for poly?)
Or she could be Jon’s mom still, it don’t work out between her and Clark, joint custody because they still friendly, and Marinette comes along and she gets together with Clark (Jon would have a (another?) half sibling)
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lihikainanea · 2 years
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okay okay no hate for real but ummmm do you not also think bill's accent he's putting on for clark (cause that's hell not how he sounds like usually when he speaks swedish) is SO OFFPUTTING!! he sounds so cheesy I cannot. :-( I hope it's better in the show but my first reaction was wait is this some other voice actor dude doing the trailer narration where's bill but nope it's bill. thoughts??
it literally took me until the end of the trailer to realize it was him speaking and not a narrator. It is a little cheesy, and I had the same reaction to it as I did when I heard Henry Cavill as Gerald or Tom Hiddleston as Loki. Just like....why are you doing this to your voice.
But as with those other two, his hotness will indeed help me get over it :-P
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whenwordsmakesense · 3 years
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Day 5: Asexual
@pridewrite2021
Here you can find my masterlist for this beautiful event <3
You’re Not Broken
Fandom: Supernatural
Ships: Dean Winchester × Castiel | Sam Winchester × Eileen Leeahy
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Summary: Dean Winchester has done many things in his life that normal people would find either absurd or completely unbelievable. Which isn't something bad, ‘Ignorance is bliss’ is literally the hunter's motto, and he doesn't mind not being normal most of the time.
‘Most of the time’ also happens to be either hunting mythical creatures or cuddling and snuggling with his partner who is a literal Angel of The Lord with all the capital letters, and not his three-year-old son wearing the face and body of a definitely-older-than-sixteen's of his own asking him as to how he knows if he wants to have sex with someone.
You can read it on AO3 or here. 
Warnings: Swearing, (mild) talk of sex. 
>> Starts from here onwards.
Dean Winchester has done many things in his life that normal people would find either absurd or completely unbelievable. Which isn't something bad, ‘Ignorance is bliss’ is literally the hunter's motto, and he doesn't mind not being normal most of the time.
‘Most of the time’ also happens to be either hunting mythical creatures or cuddling and snuggling with his partner who is a literal Angel of The Lord with all the capital letters, and not his three-year-old son wearing the face and body of a definitely-older-than-sixteen's of his own asking him as to how he knows if he wants to have sex with someone.
Dean chokes on his beer. Sam, the bastard that he is, laughs and then tries to hide it with a cough, which offends him because come on, Sam can do better than that.
Dean glares at him until Sam walks out of the kitchen with his shaggy hair trailing behind him—he loves Eileen, he does, but proclaiming that she loves his little brother with longer hair doesn't put her in his good graces—and his hands up in a placating gesture as Jack looks between the two brothers with his trademark confused look. Being God with the capital G has done nothing to educate the poor kid.
He knows he told Cas to bring back the supplies to make apple pies, but he fervently wishes that they were here so that Dean could chuck their kid at them for this bit. Cas was an Angel and their kid is God, surely Jack can see the prevalent logic?
“Dean?” As it turns out, Jack doesn't, and Dean sighs. He checks how much beer he has left in the bottle—it's half-full—and settles down properly on his seat as he thinks on how to explain that.
“Do you know about the... Uh, details?” He gestures vaguely below the table, and shit, he's so glad he got his own bird and the bees talk from the porn magazines and the amazing thing that is the internet and not from his own dad.
Jack nods. “Yes.” Dean waits for more, but there's no more words. Ever since Jack took up the mantle after his psycho grandpa, the kid's been all ‘mysterious ways’ with his words and actions. It would be annoying if not for Cas' apparent excitement over how well Jack's doing at the job.
Dean is a total simp for his partner and he knows it, but he would never admit it. At least his kid knows the meaning of personal boundaries and doesn't mind fuck with any of them.
“Okay, okay.” He tries to think of an answer besides the cheesy, “You'll know when you are in love,” because frankly, he doesn't believe in that. He might believe, hell, knows that sex with someone you love is far, far better than a random one-night-stand, but he's also fucked around in his younger years and it's not half-bad.
Examples. Those help. Right.
“Alright kid. Anyone you find attractive?”
Jack looks at him with an honestly-to-Jack blush, and Dean cracks a smile.
“Nice. So, imagine your crush, and think of how beautiful they are. Do you feel the need to be closer to them?”
Jack thinks for a moment, and then nods. “I want to hear about Clark's day and stuff,” he says nervously. A lightbulb lights up in the back of Dean's mind, he's heard the name before, but he can't remember. “And I want to share my nougat with him.”
It sounds like his kid is already falling in love. And, Jesus, he's been all omnipresent for what, three, four weeks? And sharing nougat—that's basically sharing rings.
“Uh huh. Did your late night ‘I'm answering a prayer’ calls were false?” Jack blushes and looks down. Dean isn't angry. He isn't. “Cas will be disappointed...” he says. And it's the truth. They were really excited about Jack being a good God.
“Not all of them!” Jack tells him with a panicked look. “I did answer prayers. One of it was his and I... kind of go there every night now?” He says it as if he doesn't want to, and Dean takes pity on him. Doing some work, if not all, is at least progress.
“It's alright kid.” He reassures Jack and the kid literally melts off all his tension. “Sounds like someone might be in love,” he teases. “Do you just creepily watch him as he sleeps or do you talk to him?”
Jack gives him an unamused bitch face which he's clearly learned from Sam. “We talk. I'm not Cas, and I'm sure there's never going to be a slow-burn as long as your relationship.”
Dean makes the executive decision of ignoring the words he doesn't understand. Ignorance is indeed bliss.
He gives Jack the patented Winchester look of ‘talk now or forever hold your peace because I'm going to kill you to death’ except only the first two words apply here.
“I know,” the kid mumbles, and Dean cocks an eyebrow at him. “I don't feel like... Claire showed me a website before all of this.” He tells Dean, gesturing at himself to completely drive home the point of ‘before I became God’. Dean sighs, because of course. Claire would do that. She's an annoying kid like that.
“Most of the time you shouldn't try to imitate porn.” He tells Jack wryly. The kid visibly turns green and red at the same time. It's impressive.
There's an awkward silence. Dean shuffles in his seat and drinks the entirety of his remaining beer in one go. It burns, but at least it's a distraction.
“I don't feel like that,” Jack finally says. Dean figures the sooner this is over, the better for the both of them.
“Like what?”
Perhaps Jack feels the same, because he doesn't pause, just babbles. Maybe it's more out of nervousness, but it's progress from perpetual embarassment and no way out, so Dean takes it.
“I want to get closer to him, but I don't want to do other things, you know? I don't want his genitals in me or mine in his, I don't even want his tongue in mine and it's confusing because I feel like I love him and he's beautiful and he's so nice but I don't want to have sex with him and I just—I don't know. I don't know,” Jack finishes with a hiccup, and soon he's crying. Dean feels uncomfortable for only a second before he's flying out of his seat and hugging Jack close.
“Aw, hell, kid.” He mumbles into Jack's hair and rocks them both.
They stay like that until Jack's crying has mostly subsided, and when Dean looks up it's to see Cas looking at them with worry from the entrance of the kitchen.
Jack spots him too and hurries to compose himself. He tries to, at least. Dean shakes his head at his partner and mouths, “I'll tell you later.” Then he guides the kid towards the main room where he's kept his laptop, leaving Cas in the kitchen with a chaste kiss and a reassuring smile.
When he'd lost Cas to the Empty, it'd been worse than hell. Worse than purgatory. His heart had felt had empty and he really didn't want to move from the wall, the world be damned. He hadn't known he'd been not straight up until then—that he loved Cas like that. Sure, he'd experimented with Lee once or twice in their youth, but it was experiment. Right?
Wrong.
Turns out there are a lot of people who think like that—who don't know how they feel and why they feel and if they're valid. And as scary as the internet is, it's sometimes useful, too.
The moment Cas had been back he'd hugged the bastard tight, told him he's stupid for having done that, and proceeded to search the shit out of the internet for what he felt.
He's bisexual. He enjoys sex with both men and women. And he's demiromantic—he only loves those he's known and trusted emotionally first. And Cas, he loves them to pieces, from every pore of his own soul, his cells.
There's tons more terms, and if Dean is correct, then Jack is asexual.
The internet helped Dean, so he's hoping it will help Jack, too. He's God, but that doesn't mean he doesn't need a guiding hand—doesn't need support.
And Dean will be that for him. He loves the kid to pieces, too.
It takes Jack just ten-minutes of research to realise he's indeed asexual and another twenty to figure out he's panromantic—he loves the soul, not the body it comes in—but it takes days to accept he's not broken. It's heartbreaking, but when the norm is heterosexual couples and tons and tons of sex, it's not really that surprising.
Cas and Sam both promise to break Clark's kneecaps if he tries anything or forces Jack, and Dean just hugs his kid tighter to himself as Jack nods and laughs for the first time in days.
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fickle-tiction · 2 years
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Is that not a thing in Kansas?
 Bruce was laying on his back between Clark and Diana, left arm resting on the pillow above his head and right hand lazily stroking his own stomach just above where the sheet was pooled. “That was...” He wasn’t sure how to finish that sentence without coming across as cheesy. 
Diana gasped softly, a teasing smile on her lips as she propped herself up on one elbow on Bruce’s left. “Have we rendered the great Bruce Wayne speechless?”
“So much for that playboy persona.” Clark teased, rolling onto his side so he could see his two partners.
Bruce absolutely refused to let a smile onto his face at their gentle teasing. “That was adequate.” 
“Oh, well if it was just adequate-” Diana gently pushed Bruce’s roaming hand away so she could trail her own fingers over the skin. “-then maybe we should try again.”
Bruce wasn’t sure he could move, let alone go another round, but he was up for the challenge. His eyes drifted closed as Clark began rubbing circles into his chest, head tilted back against the pillow. He sucked in a breath through his teeth when Diana’s nails dragged across the skin between his hipbones, muscles jumping beneath the skin.
“What was that?” Clark asked, his stilling on Bruce’s chest.
“Hmm?” Bruce asked, eyes still closed. He twitched sideways a bit when Diana dragged her nails over the same spot. “Knock it off.” He huffed, his signature frown invading his face.
“Are you hurt?” Diana asked, concern lacing her voice as she also stilled her hand.
“What?” Bruce asked, confused when he opened his eyes to see both of their concerned looks. “No.” He sounded genuinely puzzled. “I’m just ticklish.”
“I’m sorry,” Clark’s strangled voice was making Bruce even more befuddled. “You’re...ticklish?”
“Yes...” Bruce wasn’t as relaxed now that he realized he was under both of their scrutiny. “Is that...not a thing in Kansas?”
“It is a thing in Themyscira.” Diana sounded almost gleeful, and Bruce did not understand the reason for her predatory smirk. He almost missed Clark’s indignant “Of course it’s a thing in Kansas.”
“Why are you looking at me like that?” It wasn’t often that Bruce was confused, and he didn’t enjoy the feeling.
“Uhm, because you just told your-” The slightest of pauses before Clark chose a word and carried on. “-partners that you, Batman, quite possibly the grumpiest man on the planet, are ticklish.” And now he looked gleeful. 
“Am I missing something here?” Bruce was so lost that he didn’t even roll his eyes or smack Clark for calling him grumpy.
“Bruce,” Diana was speaking slowly, in the voice she normally reserved for children. “We are going to tickle you now.”
“But....you just did?” Bruce sounded lost.
“Wait.” Clark paused in the act of pinning Bruce’s arms above his head. “Have you never been properly tickled before?”
“What the hell does it mean to be properly tickled?” Bruce asked, reflexively testing Clark’s grip and finding that he couldn’t move his arms.
“Really?” Diana asked, head cocked to the side. She had changed to a kneeling position next to Bruce’s prone form. “That’s so sad.” She didn’t even sound like she was joking, which caused Bruce to resume his frowning. 
“Oh, you are in for it.” Clark laughed, holding Bruce’s wrists with one hand. The other was trailing down the delicate skin on Bruce’s inner arm, headed towards his armpit.
“In for whaaa---hngh.” Bruce clamped his mouth shut, instinctively trying to yank his arm down as Clark’s fingers slithered their way down his bicep and stationed themselves in his armpit, where they started wiggling.
“My touch earlier may have tickled,” Diana said, resuming her gentle caress between Bruce’s hipbones. “But this is tickling.” And then her fingers were on his hips and mimicking Clark’s, but she had two hands free and it instantly caused surprised laughter to burst out of Bruce.
“Wow, he cracks easy.” Clark laughed, his fingers venturing down to tease at the muscle between Bruce’s armpit and upper ribcage. 
Bruce threw his head from side to side, desperately trying to pull his arms down. Clark’s grip was unrelenting, but Diana wasn’t pinning his lower half down and he had no problem twisting away from her devious fingers. The only issue there was that every time he dislodged her fingers they merely attacked somewhere new.
“Ohohohohoh my god!” Bruce cackled, his entire face scrunching with the force of his laughter. “Not there!” He gasped, eyes popping open when Clark’s fingers migrated all the way down to the bottom of his ribcage and attacked the muscle there.
“Yes there.” Diana insisted, taking it upon herself to attack the same spot on his other side.
Bruce threw his head back, raspy laughter pouring out of him as he squirmed from side to side. The fact that there was two of them and thus nowhere to go made him laugh more, and wasn’t that a weird reaction. 
They only tickled Bruce for another minute, backing off after deeming his entire torso to be ticklish. Bruce’s arms came flying down as soon as Clark released his wrists, pressing tight to his sides as his residual laughter wore off. 
“What the hell was that?” Bruce asked, pink-cheeked and smiling tiredly.
“What, this?” Clark asked, sneaking in another tickle at Bruce’s stomach. Clark threw his head back and laughed when Bruce yelped and tried to scramble away from him. It was so out-of-character for the normally stoic man. 
Diana wrestled Bruce back down onto the bed before he could get very far, a smile playing around her mouth as Bruce’s ears flushed a dark red. “Kal, don’t tease.” She admonished, throwing her arm over Bruce’s middle so he didn’t get any ideas and try to get away. “Have you really never been tickled?” She was now running the flat of her palm over Bruce’s tense stomach in soothing circles.
“Not like that.” Bruce’s eyes had yet to leave Clark. Clark, the little shit, was wiggling his fingers just out of reach of Bruce’s bare side.
“Not even when you were a boy?” Diana reached out lightening quick and smacked Clark’s hand away. She didn’t dignify Clark’s wounded puppy eyes with a reaction.
Bruce thought about it, but came up blank. “Maybe?” He asked, body relaxing when Clark put his hand to good use by burying it in Bruce’s hair. “But I’m sure they didn’t hold me down.” He added, glaring at the unrepentant smile on Clark’s face.
Diana’s laugh was like music...is something Bruce would think if he were a sappier man. “Well, now you now what it feels like. I hope you took your mental notes you’re so fond of.” Bruce raised his eyebrows in a silent question. “So you’ll know how to get revenge.” 
It was a testament to how comfortable Bruce was with them that he didn’t yelped when Diana launched herself at Clark, wrestling him down into the spot Bruce had just vacated. It was clear neither of them were using their full powers, not while this close to a naked Bruce, and Clark went more-or-less willingly. 
“Why are you ganging up on me!?” Diana had pinned Clark’s arms the same way he had just pinned Bruce’s. Bruce was wiggling his fingers just out of reach of Clark’s exposed armpits, and Clark suddenly regretted teasing the vengeful man. “Diana started it!”
“Don’t worry.” The smirk Bruce threw Diana’s way was alarming, even to a Goddess. “We’ll get her next.” He promised, wiggling fingers descending into Clark’s armpits.
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wendimydarling · 4 years
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Hogwarts Houses
So I’m going to start this by saying that the Houses and their character traits will be listed below Henry and his characters, so that you can see whether or not you agree with me. I pulled my house information from The Odyssey Online and Wiki Fandom. For everyone that gets assigned to Gryffindor, I will also sort them into what house they would be in if they hadn’t chosen Gryffindor. 
HERE WE GOOOOOO!!!
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Henry - Hufflepuff
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Henry is a Hufflepuff. This was established here, and I stand by what I said in that post. He is kind, and loyal, and good, and he’s VERY good at puzzles (aka finding things).
Stephen Colley - Hufflepuff
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Stephen is also a Hufflepuff. He values hard work, fair play, and he is loyal to a fault, even if it means sacrificing his happiness.
Mikey - Slytherin
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Oof, Mikey is hardcore Slytherin. A lot of people might see him as lazy and while I think he can be, I think inherently he’s ambitious and determined. He goes after what he wants (the girl), he’s cocky and arrogant, and he takes charge of the situation most of the time.
Melot - Gryffindor/Slytherin
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Melot is all about bravery. He would ask to be in Gryffindor at once because that is the house that is represented by bravery. He is also daring; in the beginning he volunteers to be one of the runners when they rescue the women. He is loyal to Mark up until he feels betrayed, at which point he does what he feels is necessary for his people. This is why I would place him in Slytherin if I wasn’t so sure he’d ask to be in Gryffindor. 
Evan Marshall - Ravenclaw
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My gut leans towards Ravenclaw for Evan. He is an EMT so he’s smart, and he’s creative as well as clever. He gets them out of a very tough situation with minimal casualties, and he’s the one who comes up with the idea of how to beat the baddie.
Charles Brandon - Gryffindor
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Another Gryffindor. I have a feeling that when sorted Charles would have asked to be in Gryffindor only to save face in front of others like the King, but the Sorting Hat has done this before, like with Ron Weasley. Ron would have been a wonderful Hufflepuff, but his older brothers would have teased him forever if he’d been sorted there so he asked to be in Gryffindor, and the sorting hat accepted. Same rule applies for Charles. Charles would have made an excellent Ravenclaw if he hadn’t asked to be in Gryffindor.
Theseus - Hufflepuff
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Theseus is a hufflepuff because he is kind-hearted. Even though he’s a hothead which would put him into Slytherin or Gryffindor, he wouldn’t ask to be in Gryffindor, and he’s too thoughtful of others feelings to be in Slytherin. He also works very hard and is dedicated to his cause when he is thrown into a position of leadership.
Will Shaw - Ravenclaw
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Will is a Ravenclaw because of his intelligence, and his wit. He didn’t know much about what his dad was up to, but in a refreshing change of pace he knew what NOT to do so that he wouldn’t get caught. That is, until he got caught. 
But up until that point, he had smarts! 
Clark Kent - Hufflepuff 
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Clark is a Hufflepuff for every reason one would be a Hufflepuff. He is smart and courageous yes, but he is also kind, loyal, hard working, determined, and patient. The ONLY reason that Clark would not be in Gryffindor is because he wouldn’t ask.
Napoleon Solo - Slytherin
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*said in a cheesy french accent* Ah, Napoleon. 
Napoleon is a Slytherin, through and through. He is cunning, crafty, resourceful, proud, and intelligent. He craves being in charge, and He does NOT like having to share the spotlight with Illya. Illya being a Gryffindor by the way, in case you’re wondering. Ironic, no?.
Captain Syverson - Gryffindor
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Oh, this man would ask to be in Gryffindor before the Sorting Hat was even fully placed on his head. He is the epitome of a Gryffindor: brave-hearted, chivalrous, courageous, and loyal. He’d take a bullet for any one of his men, and often puts himself into unknown situations first.
August Walker - Slytherin
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Without a doubt, August Walker is the embodiment of the Slytherin motto “Do what is necessary”. He will do whatever it takes to accomplish his mission, even if it means clearing a room of fifty people just to kill one. And his manifesto screams of arrogance and pride. He is loyal yes, but only to himself, and he’ll get rid of anyone who stands in his way.
Walter Marshall - Hufflepuff
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This one was hard. I saw him as either a Ravenclaw or a Hufflepuff, but Huffelpuff won out because of his courage. I don’t think he’d ask to be in Gryffindor which is why I didn’t place him there for his courage, but Hufflepuffs have also been noted for their bravery as well, aka Cedric Diggory. Walter is also very kind and compassionate towards others; he wouldn’t be able to do his job well without it. 
Geralt of Rivia - Ravenclaw
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Lastly, we have Geralt, who I see as a Ravenclaw. This is mostly because of his wit and his sense of humor, though he is rather intelligent as well. He has the book smarts about the things that were taught to him by the Witchers, but he does lack smarts in other areas. However, he is a quick study, and will pick up must topics quickly. He also has an innate sense of wanting to fit in, which I feel as “nerds” or “outsiders”, most Ravenclaws feel this way. 
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This was SO fun, and long overdue! Feel free to argue your own stance, this sorting is entirely my opinion! All House Character Traits will be listed below if you’d like to keep reading.
Gryffindor: The house of the brave, loyal, courageous, adventurous, daring, and chivalrous. Corresponds to the element of Fire. Those who stand up for others are typically Gryffindors. Brave-hearted is the most well-known Gryffindor characteristic, and Gryffindors are also known for having a lot of nerve.
Gryffindors are people who hold a multitude of qualities alongside the ones listed, making them a very well-rounded house. People who are Gryffindors are often people who could fit nicely into another house but choose to tell the sorting hat they want Gryffindor (there's that bravery). "Do what is right" is the motto Gryffindors go by.
Hufflepuff: This house values hard work, dedication, fair play, patience, and loyalty. Corresponds to the element of earth. Hufflepuff's are known for being just and true. "Do what is nice" is their motto.
Hufflepuff is known as the “nice house" and believes strongly in sparing people's feelings and being kind. This is not to say that Hufflepuffs aren't smart or courageous. Hufflepuffs just enjoy making others happy and tend to be more patient toward people.
Ravenclaw: The house is known for their wisdom, intelligence, creativity, cleverness, wit, and knowledge. Corresponds to the element of air. Those who value brains over brawn can be found here. Ravenclaws often tend to be quite quirky as well. "Do what is wise" is the motto they strive to follow.
Though Ravenclaws can be know-it-alls sometimes, they most likely do know what the wisest decision is.
Slytherin: This is the house of the cunning, prideful, resourceful, ambitious, intelligent, and determined. Corresponds roughly to the element of water. Slytherin's love to be in charge and crave leadership. "Do what is necessary" is the motto of this house.Slytherins do, however, have a tendency to be arrogant or prideful. This is most likely due to the fact that everyone in Slytherin is exceedingly proud to be there.
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gideongrace · 4 years
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The Pandemic Survival Guide
The world feels like it's going to hell, so here is a list of cute, dumb, happy, fun things to cheer people up so we can try and survive this disaster.
Youtube:
-Jenna Marbles - Cute craft projects, weirdness and dogs.
-Julian Solomita - Jenna's boyfriend Julien has a cooking show and it's adorable.
-Wood Hawker/beat em ups - Wood is the cutest goober of all time, he has two channels, one is beat em ups, where he talks about nintendo switch and one is Wood Hawker where he just does goofy, fun stuff.
-Monster Factory - So these guys, the mcelroy brothers, make monsters in games like Fallout and WWE Wrestling and name them stuff like Snack Braff. It's hilarious.
-MEF (Movies Explained For) - This guy named Jeb does comedy reviews of movies with titles like "Back to the Future part 2 explained for realists!" and "Overboard explained for rich folks!"
-the try guys - Four guys try out all different sorts of stuff, from lie detectors to wearing corsets to baking cakes without recipes.
- unraveled - One of the greatest dorks ever BDG (Brian David Gilbert) does videos like "every sonic game is blasphemous" and "which dark souls boss is the best manager?"
-Satisfying slime video
-Hot knife cuts through stuff
-The lockpicking lawyer - This guy teaches you how to break any lock. It's oddly calming.
-kinda funny's internet explorerz - Basically the best of the dumb stuff on the internet packed into an hour long show every week.
-Markiplier doing a clickhole quiz about fucking rl stine.
-That time on murder she wrote - A comedy review show of the show murder she wrote.
my favorite asmr channels:
-raphytaffy - Lots of noises and whispering.
-shadowywhispers - Soooo many rps from overwatch to batman to captain america sam falcon to stuff like werewolf boyfriend, demon knight boyfriend and the android chronicles: syndicate.
-gibiasmr - Lots of sounds and whispering and clicking noises.
-jojoasmr - Really visual asmr.
-heatherfeather asmr - She does lots of roleplays and has a very soft voice.
-asmrdarling - Lots of different sounds and roleplays.
-dr. t asmr - This one is weird in the best way. He does like sci-fi asmr and calls viewers "the tingledroid army".
TV Shows:
-Lois and Clark - A cheesy 90s version of Superman that focuses more on the relationship between Lois Lane and Clark Kent as reporters while also having goofy villains every week.
-Golden Girls - Do people exist who don't know what Golden Girls is? Sophia Petrillo is the best, fiestiest little old lady ever.
-Brooklyn Nine-Nine - This show is the funniest, nicest, best, most diverse show on tv.
-Schitt's Creek - This show is just so gay.
-Yuri on Ice! - Gay ice skating boys fall in love! That's it. That's the show! Really, though.
-Jane the Virgin - A virgin gets accidentally inceminated, the girl (who is engaged to somebody else) falls in love with the guy whose kid it is, the kid gets kidnapped... this is an english language telenovella.(With voiceovers!)
Movies:
-Evolution - David Duchovny, Sean William Scott and Orlando Jones fight aliens with head & shoulders shampoo. No, really.
-Clueless - 90s LA retelling of Jane Austen's Emma.
-Blockers - Three girls try to get laid on prom night. (And one of them is queer!)
-Street Fighter - Um, this movie has this scene in it.
-Knives Out - The best modern whodunit about rich people getting what they deserve ever.
-In & Out - 90s gay film that's about an adorable gay english teacher coming out.
-Tucker & Dale Vs. Evil - Two backwoods dorks rent a cabin in the woods and a bunch of teens mistake them for serial killers.
To All The Boys I've Loved Before - This movie is one of the cutest rom-coms I've ever seen. A teenage girl's sister sends out all her sister's unsent love letters.
-French Kiss - So a french thief (Kevin Kline with an accent) hides a necklace he's stolen in the bag of this American girl (Meg Ryan) and has to follow after her as she tries to get her boyfriend back and of course the thief and the girl fall in love.
-You Should Meet My Son! - A super cute movie about a mom realizing her son is gay and trying to find him a boyfriend.
Short, Sweet (Harringrove) Fic:
-rockisdead by flippyspoon
Billy is an instathot and Steve is into it.
-boldly go by tracy7307
Star trek but harringrove and Billy is a betazoid.
-homemade by lazybaker
So basically this one is like a Miyazaki movie, but Harringrove.
-starry night, portrait hung by lucdarling
Billy is a painter and he wants to paint Steve.
-I'm Falling Again (But This Time It's In Love With You) by greyspilot
The boys are just really sweet in this canon fic.
Stand-up comedians:
-John Mulaney
-Jim Gaffigan
-Trevor Noah
-Gabriel Iglesias
Music:
-chilledcow lo-fi - youtube
-chilledcow lo-fi spotify
-notice my lo-fi, senpai playlist by be_honest on spotify
-night runner - magnum bullets music video
-dance music - playlist by bree_cheese
-exciteable music - playlist by bree_cheese
-pretty - pretty songs playlist by bree_cheese
podfics/audiobooks
-audiobooks for the damned - A whole bunch of people did audiobook recordings of movie novelizations.
-the art of running by pprfaith, read by reena jenkins - The fast and the furious if Brian was a girl and gets together with Dom.
-dilf by twentysomething - teenwolf podfic read by rhea314 - Scott and Jackson are Derek's sons and Stiles is Scott's kindergarten teacher.
-drop dead gorgeous written by maya, read by heatherifics - The harry potter fanfic where Harry and Draco are Aurors and Harry is part Veela.
other stuff:
-The original script to the movie The Room.
-i write like - A website that allows you to put in bits of your writing to see what famous author you write like.
-squishables - Giant, spherical plushes.
-Not without you: a big, massive, hardcover stucky anthology.
I'll also be making other lists and tagging them #thepandemicsurvivalguide.
If you have anything to add to this list (fics, art, comics, shows, books, whatever) please reblog this and add it!
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omnislavethemovie · 3 years
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kop killer / ex kop by warren Hammond - cheesy sci-fi romance thriller terminal café by Ian McDonald - resurrection based world/ murder mystery romance, Hispanic ideology  nexus -  spirit connection achieved threw technology and drugs. resurrection inc  Kevin j Anderson - resurrection based world / blade runner 2049   odyssey 2010/2061 by Arthur c. Clarke - actually haven’t read these lmfao Dante's equation  by jane Jensen - researcher finds equation to hell Scryer by Linda grey - spectral murder mystery  Polystom by Adam Roberts  - highly advance and extensive planetary romance mystery/adventure the girl who kicked the hornets nest by stieg Larsson - i personally feel like the movies and books of the inital series are well documented, by steig does an amazing job at long narrative these are the books I'm reading that will be the foundation of my movie’s overall direction and storyline and art direction, along with cyber dystopian movies and tv series , also some of my favorite books, terminal café is absolutely a must read.
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Lol ur not fucked in the head for liking Lover, I wish ppl weren’t so mean about it
Honestly I think cause it was the first album she was going to own she tried to do everything and that kinda backfired on her so it’s not cohesive and it’s definitely not my fave album like I get why there’s hate (also idk I hate her attempts at political anthems lol... I will tolerate YNTCD bc I am queer and it’s kinda fun ngl but The Man is unforgivable in my book and a complete mess lmao)
But idk I love ME! even tho it’s cheesy af like that’s the point. Lover also gave us The Archer??? MAATHP (which is arguably a much better political take like ok Taylor I’ll take that one... she works much better in metaphors but wbk). Soon You’ll Get Better is so good too but v sad obvi but it’s one of my favorite songs from her just bc it’s so raw and sometimes u just need to cry. ITHK is sexy as hell tbh and Paper Rings is fun. I expected more out of it at the time bc reputation was fucking amazing but Lover isn’t a terrible album by any stretch it’s just a mess lol but like I said I think she really wanted it to encapsulate her bc it’s the first time she owned her own music. So of course it was gonna be a mess lol plus it was chaotic coming after the rep era and going into that in general. In hindsight it’s better than I gave it credit for.
OH also Cruel Summer??? Like fuck Annie Clark, Jack Antonoff and Taylor need to write a whole album together like stat please
Yes to all of this except I’m the other way with The Man and YNTCD. The latter is fun for me if she is queer - which I do think she probs is - but like SO PROFOUNDLY DUMB if she is straight that I just... cannot.
Like if she’s straight it’s every white girl in a predominantly boys’ gay club ever and I just... don’t like that vibe I’m sorry.
I do think she’s queer because of other stuff and I do think this was her getting overexcited about maybe coming out because I think when I came out I got VERY EXCITED about shouting about it too but she didn’t end up coming out and so for me the song and MV are a bit 😬
Meanwhile The Man - while silly - is extremely fun to sing along to in the car. “If I was out raking my dollars and getting bitches and models” is never not a fun thing to yell out lmao. To me it’s also linked thematically to mad woman which is one of my favorite folklore songs.
Like I get that it’s not a profoundly feminist take but it rubs me the wrong way less than YNTCD does.
I do agree with you overall tho and thank you for validating what is apparently my bad taste lol 🙃
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