#Cryptid x Himbo

[masters-menagerie]

My god you absolute dumb himbo, we're asking for your opinion you dumbass. YOU HAVE BIG TIDDIES. BIGGER THAN CRYPTID, BIGGER THAN X, TIG OL BIDDIES

"Haven't you ever heard that size doesn't matter, it's what you do with it that counts...?"

#answered ask #the red knight (zero) #sdcjsgfkyhcbgwekhd )) #(( the duality of dumbass ))

[i-overanalyze-musicals]

Cryptid/Himbo Tuggoffelees Whump Prompt

@the-rum-tum-hatter I made this specifically with your characterizations in mind lol

Tugger gets badly hurt, which scares Mistoffelees and makes his cryptid-ness go wild. He turns into what is essentially a floating shadowy slightly translucent eldritch beast. After a few seconds, he hears Tugger groan, and snaps out of it. (I kind of imagine it like one of those things where the person is floating with shadowy things all around them and their eyes are one solid color, like black, red, or white.) Anyway, he snaps out of it and immediately goes to help Tugger.

He's still panicky, but uses his magic to help. A cocoon of shadows surrounds them as Misto tries to heal Tugger. He succeeds, but passes out from the effort. Munkustrap or someone else finds them like this and rushes them to Jenny.

Tugger wakes up first, and quickly figures out what happened. Enter some angst and insecurity.

Why did Misto do this? Why did Misto overwork himself for him? How much magic did it take? Did it hurt him? What if he doesn't wake up? What if he doesn't wake up?

Meanwhile, Misto is recuperating, but the overuse of magic seems to have given him a bad fever. This comes with all the fun fever whump things- nightmares, cold sweats, deliriousness, all that jazz.

Tugger has to take care of Mistoffelees while he heals, all while dealing with the guilt and self-deprecation and anxiety.

When Misto wakes up/is lucid enough to know what's up, he immediately reassures Tugger that everything is okay, that he chose to save him, and everything is going to be alright.

The remainder of the healing after this is more fluffy.

Now that that's out of my brain, I'm gonna write some fluffy whump prompts

#tuggoffelees #cryptid misto #rum tum tugger #cryptid x himbo #whump #cats the musical #cats prompts

[zobstazoon]

i had this thought in the shower so if it's inaccurate ummmm 🙌 but basically what ur fave pokemon swsh character says about you (to me)

milo: you probably like cottagecore or smth and/or youre just really nice and understanding. you want him to pick you up and launch you into the sun like the dynamax pokeball (and then hug you)

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nessa: youre very chill but competitive and know a Hot Lady when you see one. possibly wlw?? also you will brutally murder whoever even attempts to whitewash her and any other poc characters (myself included)

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kabu: HELLO DILF_LOVER69. Fr though you're cool and probably give good advice (when its genuine not encouraging your friends to rob the local gas station) you probably think hes hotter now then he was when he was younger but theyre both hot to you

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allister: he is your cute little onglydoople and you will protect him with your life. you probably have anxiety and either rarely cry or cry over the one scene in cast away (looking at you @/zoochi)

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bea: spicy chip lover. idk why you just have the vibe and you probably dress more edgy then you actually are (still kinda intimidating but you're very nice)

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opal: this is a tough one umm. i get 'will listen to someone go off about something you didn't even know about and respond with "oh dear" vibes. also uses emojis like "🤣" unironically frequently (either that or you just enjoy pastels/fairy types idk LOL)

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melony: MILF_LOVER69. as a wise friend said: world cold and hard, titty soft and warm. you're very sweet but will go fucking apeshit (affectionate) and probably really like cats idk (especially fluffy ones)

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gordie: gonna be honest i have no idea bc ive only played shield but youre probably a little bit of a cryptid as in you'll disappear for like a week online only to reemerge by just sending shit like "calling among us imposter iphone at 3am (he answered!)" at 8 pm. no one really questions it though bc you're cool

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piers: either very horny or very ace no in-between. you also really like tired twinks (@zoochi you again x) and/or punks. fr though i think you're very cool and passionate. even if your fav is considered "basic" hes popular for a reason babey

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raihan: (definitely not describing me for this one LOL /s) you enjoy himbo jocks with no brain cells and are definitely gay. you would like him to kick and/or kiss you because he is 6'8" (and soooo hot ok sorry)

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leon: another dumbass enjoyer just a different breed and perhaps slightly less bonkers. you also are an admirer of his massive grade a chest

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hop: golden retriever boy!! fr but are you ok champ things will be ok i promise

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bede: how's the mommy/daddy issues bestie 😿 you also probably did not like him at first but he grew on you like a tumor #characterdevelopment

#pokemon sword and shield #pkmn swsh #pokemon swsh #pkmn sword and shield #soo many tags of the same title #im tagging every character IDC ‼️‼️ #milo pokemon #nessa pokemon #kabu pokemon #allister pokemon #bea pokemon #opal pokemon #melony pokemon #gordie pokemon #piers pokemon #raihan pokemon #champion leon #hop pokemon #bede pokemon #ya mum #SO MANY TAGS FOR WHAT #now 4 my personal tags #pokemon #shitpost kinda #that is all #shits pants #long post

[hapalopus]

Things that actually happened in Ben 10:

Ben’s cousins are called Gwen and Ken. The only one to ever comment on this is Kevin, son of Devin, father of Devlin, who has no right to make fun of other people’s names.

Other than Ben 10, there’s Gwen 10 and Kevin 11, as well as at least 10 alternate versions of Ben himself, including Ben 23, Bad Ben, Mad Ben, RAT Ben, Nega Ben, two different versions of Ben 10000, and, unfortunately for him, No Watch Ben.

The writers love to play around with time travel, but to avoid paradoxes they have a character called Professor Paradox who just wipes everyone’s memories after every time travel

Ben once gave birth to roughly 10 moths

The entire universe and everything in it was destroyed, except for Ben who had to rebuild it from scratch to the best of his ability. No one remembers this except Ben and it was just a filler episode.

The universe destruction-and-rebuilding basically happened to explain any inconsistencies and design changes in the following seasons

There’s an alien called ‘The Worst’ whose only ability in combat is that he’s indestructible. He still feels all the pain, he just can’t die

When Kevin was 16 he wanted a special motor for his car, but to get it he had to best an alien princess in combat and marry her, so the mad lad just.... did it.... to get a motor...

Kevin, my beautiful, beautiful himbo, can assemble an alien gun in less than 10 seconds, but doesn’t know what TNT is.

There’s an order of medieval knights who captured an alien dragon cartographer and tried for 1000 years to kill him until he finally escaped

The Omnitrix fucked up, so Rath (the tiger alien) is naked for 13 seasons, before they finally fix it

I could honestly write a post like this just about Rath... His species are called Appoplexians (which is supposed to mean ‘overcome with rage’ but happens to also mean ‘internal bleeding’). Instead of shaking hands when they meet, they engage in a wrestling match until one has established dominance. They believe any problem can be solved by hitting it or "hitting it a lot". They’re beautifully dumb.

There’s a planet called Anur Transyl where vampire, werewolf, ghost, zombie, frankenstein’s monster, and mummy aliens all live together

“The world’s largest rubber-band ball” is actually a prison for electric aliens

One of the recurring villains is a rogue veterinarian who uses his education to create mutant hamsters, frogs, and parakeets.

There are at least three in-universe tv shows about Ben and his aliens

Ben’s grandpa has fucked at least two aliens, one of which is a lizard

X-Men like mutant humans exist. It’s just a thing. One of them is a giant crocodile.

Pluto was destroyed as a throwaway joke in season 5, so it just doesn’t exist in their universe anymore

Ben is addicted to smoothies and he once drank a meat smoothie.

A lot of cryptids and mysteries are real, including Krakken, Mole People, Chupacabra, the Loch Ness Monster, the Jersey Devil, the Bermuda Triangle, and Yeti. Sasquatch also exists, somewhat, but he’s an electric alien. Most of these are never addressed.

Ben’s canon wife only fell in love with him because one of his aliens is a werewolf and she’s a furry

#ben 10 #might expand this when i've finished omniverse because hoo boy a lot of stuff happens here #1k #10k

[yandere-caesar]

Ocean Man

Pairings: yandere!Jotaro x Kakyoin x ???? x ????

Description: Jotaro meets someone that he finally hits it off with, but he finds out something horrible.

Warnings: VERY NSFW THINGS, tentacles, murder, blood, yandere themes, extremely brief reference to an IRL tragedy in the background at the end

Patric was at the underwater K mart getting some kornflakes so that he could be a good boy and not masturbate. But they were kelp flakes actually. Not because it was underwater, but because it was a K mart.

Suddenly he saw a man that he had never seen in town before. The guy was giant, but space kind of bends at the bottom of the ocean so he could fit in the store. He looked like he was extremely pissed off at something, but Patric is a himbo so he did not even know how to tell that. Which turned out to be a good thing because he wasn’t actually pissed off but a bad thing because he didn’t like being bothered by a stranger in a K mart.

He walked over to the weird new fish to try to annoy him. He didn’t know what kind of fish he was though. Maybe he was a dolphin.

“Hi. I think your eyes are pretty.”

Patric leaned right in near his face, which would have been terrifying for almost any sane person since that’s how starfishes kill things slowly and horribly. But it didn’t phase Jotaro because when you beat up an ancient vampire that can stop time, starfish don’t bother you in general. They also don’t when you come from Florida. Nothing does if you have the omnipotent power of being a Floridaman. It pretty much makes you a cryptid.

“Thanks. Now don’t bother me anymore, yare yare.” Normally having fans following him around and smiling would be a bad thing for the marine biologist, but this was a starfish so it was ok.

Suddenly a box got knocked over next to them and they were in a magical cave because it was a Kport teleportation box that they had stolen from a Walmart.

“Omg!!!” Said Patrick “Is that the golden rock that grants the isles?????”

Jotaro was about to tell him how stupid that was, when he saw something on a shelf that was spray painted gold and had a sign on it that said “magical golden rock that grants wishes.”

Jotaro took the rock and just kind of…stared at it.

Patrick started running around in circles screaming. He knew that this was the only way to activate the rock of power.

Sudddenly they were in Squidward’s house because Patrick had wished to see Squidward so that he could ask for some gum and NFTs. Patric is a smart starfish and knows the secret hidden values of NFTs that only libertarians and influencers can know. Patric was a starfish though and he was just that awesome.

The toon had a lot of stacks and stuff on the walls with all kinds of fucked yo things like whips. Jotaro just lit a thing that wasn’t actually a cigarette and shook his head slowly.

“Yare yare, this is a fucking sex dungeon.”

Patric was a Chad so he did not ask how Jotaro knew what a sec dubgeon looks like. He respected another homies privacy because starfishes just be like this.

There was moaning. O I got from the next room, so they ran over and busted down the door. Inside the room, there were so many tentacles that no one could tell what was going on. It was like Cthulhu threw up or something. It was really fucking weird.

Suddenly though, Notaro noticed an earring on the ground that looked like a cherry. It was his fri bf Kakyoin’s and he was reroing the octobussy!!!

Jotaro suddenly got mad and Star platinum came out. But he didn’t stop time because he didn’t really need to and that’s kind of overkill for this situation.

“How dare you sleep with my boyfriend! You’re dead you prick! I’m the only one that gets to wrap something around his neck and choke him!”

He grabbed a packet of forbidden sechan sauce and started to beat Squidward over the head with it. Because of its sheer blunt force of being something only smart people can understand, it was able to crush squid arc’s skull like capitalism crushes my dreams.

There was blue blood everywhere because all octopi have blue blood. They are little mini Vriskas that are just waiting for the opurtunity to stab you or throw you off a cliff after they steal yo girl.

Suddenly Kakyoin was freed from the tentacles because his yandere bf had saved his gamer boo twink ass.

“Thank you Jotaro! But can I do that again with th starfish? You can join in this time.” So they did. Patric was ok with it and everything was good.

…and that is the story of what caused 911 and how I met your mother.

Thank you for reading this far and happy April 1st! Don’t worry, I finished a much more SERIOUS fanfic that I did not just write as a joke and it is ready to go for tomorrow. I just thought it would be fun to post this as an April Fools Day prank.

#yandere jjba #jotakak #Jotaro Kujo #noriaki kakyoin #kakyoin #jotaro #april 1st #crossover #polyamory

[the-officially-kat]

Scooby doo pwease??

Bless you for actually asking xD

(some of the info below is already canon in at least one already existing version of scooby doo, which I got from both memory and their character wiki pages)

Fred, Daphne and Shaggy are all 16-years-old

Velma is 15 but she skipped a grade

Shaggy has had Scooby since he was 6

It takes place in the og spot: Coolsville

Norville “Shaggy” Rogers: pan, actually pretty decent in gym class and is the star of the track team, collects decorator belt buckles and hangs them on his bedroom wall

Daphne Blake: bi, is never one to turn down a dare and/or challenge, has been into the supernatural since she was little

Velma Dinkley: lesbian, cryptids are her favourite, “be gay, do crimes”

Frederick “Fred” Jones: bi, himbo, must be watched at all times so he doesn’t create an insane trap for no reason

Daphne and Velma are the only ones who can watch horror movies (Fred might be able to but he'll have nightmares for weeks, and Shaggy and Scooby are obviously terrified) so if a new horror movie is playing at the cinema they'll make it a girl's night

Shaggy and Daphne have known each other since they were babies because their parents have been friends since high school

Shaggy and Daphne's families are both wealthy so they also run in the same social crowds (though it's definitely forced by their parents)

The whole gang are not friendly with the Coolsville police force and vice versa

Velma's mom is dating Fred's dad

Velma has a younger brother

Daphne has four older sisters

The Hex Girls are a popular goth band that Daphne and Velma adore

Daphne and Fred are strictly friends (I have very specific shipping tastes when it comes to scooby doo and frankly I think that Daphne x Fred is boring)

Velma and Shaggy talk about aliens a lot

For the actual story, which is a really vague idea:

I really love what the animated movies (Zombie Island, Witch’s Ghost, Alien Invaders, and Cyber Chase) did by bringing in a supernatural element and I really want to try that

I’m thinking it might start on Halloween????? I’m not sure yet

#kat's asks #anon #kat's scooby doo kids

[idobelieveiamonfire-net]

Tentaspy is an epic concept but instead of shipping spy x scout (gross, ew) if you want a himbo to go swimming to meet tentespy consider this epic and sexy option

Demo man!!!!!

Pros:

Both smart and stupid

Beautiful

Chubby, great for cuddles

Criminally underused

Could be a sailor

LOVES CRYPTIDS!????!!?!?!?

Could make spy be nicer by his epical good vibes radiating from him

Cons

None

Thanks for ur time

#medic.txt #tentaspy #tf2

[dolphin-enthusiast]

Congrats on 1k dude !! The cryptid army continues to grow... So; if you're not too swamped with requests, I was hoping to make a request for headcanons of mista and narancia with a science nerd for an s/o? I love that kind of stuff, and I think the dynamic would be interesting; their s/o is just going off about all this complicated shit and they're off to the side like 'i have no idea what you're talking about but I love you anyway. Feel free to skip this though, if you're not too inspired by it

Good concept anon🤠

Mista:

- The second you start rambling about your science stuff he’s instantly perplexed. Like for real me mans has no fucking idea about any kind of science and whatever it is that you’re saying sounds like a whole ass foreign language to him.

- Does that mean that he’ll refuse to listen to you? Absolutely not. Quite the contrary, he would be all eyes and ears as you would start explaining some intricate science facts as he would lean his head on his palm, wondering how the fuck do you know so many. Because it’s amazing honestly.

- Catch him flexing with you at people like “DiD yoU kNoW thAt My PaRtNeR KnOws sO mAnY AboUt x???” all while eyeing the growing blush on your face. Each time you’d explain some new thing to him he’s going to compliment your brains and praise you thoroughly because he’s goddamn proud of you. In fact, he’d keep complimenting you so many times (even if he doesn’t get jack shit from your science lessons) that you’d have to refrain from turning beetroot red every damn second. All in all he really is proud of you and thinks that your brains are a really attractive quality (compensation for his himbo-ness.)

Narancia:

- If you thought Mista was clueless then wait until Nara comes in. Mista may or may not at some point remember some small details about biology or chemistry, but Narancia? No fucking chance. He is left dazed and confused as you start explaining science stuff and only gets more perplexed once you go into detail.

- And honestly?? He is fascinated by how much you know. Like he thinks that he could N E V E R. Watching you go on and on about such vast and interesting science subjects never fails to amaze him and he will at some point ask you to teach him about it, insisting that he must “be as cool as you are”.

- This is how it came to you “tutoring” Nara each weekend. It’s honestly amazing how easy and fast he learns when instead of Fugo YOU are the one teaching him. Like Fugo would truly be impressed at how effortlessly you would be making the boi understand so many at a time. Even if he doesn’t particularly fancy science, Narancia would be very motivated to memorize stuff for you and he’ll actually grow to like it quite alot. Fugo could n e v e r.

#jojo's bizarre adventure #jojo no kimyou na bouken #vento aureo #guido mista #narancia ghirga #jojo headcanons #headcanons #anon

[lancelotlikeslewds]

Followed for the interest in the round table folks, love for purple dad is always nice to see! Also not gonna lie your url made me laugh x) Stayed because your takes in tags or posts are really interesting

Lancelot might be a total slut and a himbo but he’s also a screaming regretful tragic dad knight who has his own jet. I definitely get and understand why people hate and clown on him which the latter I even sometimes do but hey! I can’t get enough of just how much of an absolute hot mess he is and at least in Fate’s he’s making something of an attempt to be a dad and I like that if nothing else.

Plus Bersalot is a cryptid with guns so there’s that.

#tricketa #this was blog was probably going to be mordred based if bersalot wasn't already a thing #all the round table knights are my boys but mordred and lancelot both in myth and in fate are my favs #also thank you!