#FUCK REBOOTS

[dreadintrusion]

If they make a Halo reboot I will actually go nuclear

EDIT: just rumours! So we can breathe easy

#hearing talk around and all I can say is NO :) #why would you throw away an entire universe and story like that not to mention spit in the face of literally everyone #if this ever happens I will literally walk out of this series and never look at it again #don’t you fuckin destroy everything that’s been built for your goddam profits we are already struggling w bullshit management #don’t you throw out all that goddam lore and worldbuilding don’t you disney Star Wars me I swear to god #also lol this would enrage everyone I’m pretty sure like MAN #dread talks #this is maybe overreacting to a possibility that may never happen BUT STILL I GOTTA SAY IT #FUCK REBOOTS #remasters/overhauls of games are not the same tahts just making an old game prettier/updated

[tuttle-did-it]

Lads. LADS.

They did a funny or die video about a reboot for Dr Quinn, Medicine Morphine Woman and I cannot. I CANNOT.

How the fuck am I just finding out about this now?!

#dr quinn medicine woman #jane seymour #henry g sanders #jonelle allen #orson bean #joe lando #geoffrey lower #brandon douglas #frank collinson #reboot culture #fucking reboots #mocking reboots #fuck reboots #dr quinn morphine woman #lads #lads i cannot #breaking bad #spoof reboot #spoof #funny or die #what the fuck #she's fucking wearing navigator glasses i cannot #Youtube

[prideprejudce]

the fact that reboots used to be like thirty or forty years apart and are now instead like 3-10 years apart is absolutely ridiculous. like are we so trapped in a capitalist hellscape that instead of us naturally cherishing a beloved piece of media like it deserves and looking forward to NEW stories with NEW universes we have to watch the same thing over and over and over again with reboot after reboot after reboot until that media has been so sucked dry that us as an audience are literally sick at the mere mention of it

#harry potter #harry potter tw #avatar the last airbender #disney #disney movies #it’s the same thing with disney and atla and now harry potter #like deathly hallows came out in 2010!!!!!!! why do we need an entire fuckin series reboot??? #besides being able to generate more cash from an already billion dollar franchise????? #I don’t want a retelling of harry fucking potter!!!!!!!! think of something new!!!!!!

[virusmeds]

i hc that topher would def introduce gandhi to insane ear bleeding music as a joke but then he would actually enjoy it n his music taste gets fucked up for life🔥🔥🔥

theyre THE worsties ever but at times they can tolerate one another. if not for their own sake then for others(abe)💯💯💯

also they do the stupidest shit ever together and bond over silly common interests..

okayy thats it bye bye‼👋👋👋

#clone high #clone high reboot #clone high fanart #clone high season 2 #clone high topher #ch topher #ch gandhi #clone high gandhi #topher bus #i am cringe but i am free #idk man i just had this in a vison at fucking 3am and i could never get the image of them being 100 gecs fans out of my mind... #clone high abe #meds art

[lucky-clover-gazette]

obsessed with how tumblr seems to have just collectively decided to ignore the live action avatar remake. not even hate watching or spreading screencaps to be mean. i’ve seen people dunking on it with unrelated memes and stuff from the original but nothing actually from this new show. there is no war in ba sing se, there is no depressingly predictable and bleak current state of the entertainment industry

#atla #avatar the last airbender #i hope ppl rewatch the original on netflix (i am) just to be like hey fuck your reboot the best version of the thing already exists #it won’t matter but it feels nice

[not-eli]

still not over my boy's elimination

#mkulia #total drama #td bowie #total drama reboot #he had to WIN #IM NOT OVER IT #would have gone the same way if mk was eliminated instead tbh #fuck julia #bc she's an icon #total drama 2023 #td spoilers

[thwackk]

exposing identities pt 1

#idk when i’ll get to the other ones but eventually #school is beating me up im sorry #teen titans #teen titans 2003 #teen titans reboot #my art lol #robin #raven #cyborg #starfire #dick grayson #im not tagginh all the names #also the reason it’s so shitty and horrible quality is because i drew it on fucking ibis paint with my finger on my phone REALLY small #and at like 3 in the morning #so

[junibgoode]

Bowie and Noah are both gay stereotypes, just of different times

Ok hear me out. I very much agree that Noah was written as "the gay kid" archetype bc that was the gimmick for gen 1. this is ESPECIALLY apperant in s1. like 90% of his line delivery had some amount of sass to it, as apposed to a straight up a deadpan(obviously that's present but rewatch it and tell me there's not an amount of flare to the delivery). some rapid fire queercoding. 1. the way he runs and his high pitched scream 2. his aversion to physical activity to a degree that distinguishes him from the rest of the cast 3. the ear kiss/cuddle. obviously a gay joke. that only scrapes the surface too(not even getting into s2/3 where the queercoding was him just having chemistry with various male characters). so obvious stereotype that was covered up by fresh TV with emma(JUSTICE FOR EMMA TOO I LOVE HER). personally I think he's gay but I can see him as bi too. just compare him to other 2000s gay characters. very clear similarity.

bowie IS canonically gay. and while I don't think he's the "this is my only personality trait" level of gay stereotype, I think it's clear there's aspects of his writing that are that. I'd complain more but Raj kind of displays existing as a gay character without stereotypes and most TD info we talk about is fanon anyway bc ultimately this is us giving way to much depth to a fake reality TV show(/pos). anyway he is but in a very different way. the way he dresses is the modern stereotype just like how noahs(button ups and sweater vests) is for his time. his attitude has a lighter air. more fun. he's built less skinny and more lean with sports abilities.

they're both very clearly gay characters but it's so interesting how they're very clear examples of the era. which ngl all of TD is. it's like watching the passage of time at certain points.

#noah total drama #noah td #bowie total drama #td bowie #bowie td #bowraj #total drama #total drama reboot #total drama island #this is so fascinating u dont get it #fuck it im tagging noco #noco #nowen #alenoah #yeah thats right #also im a lesbian emma truther #and i love her #GET HER A GF #PLS

[marrfixated]

Just look at Julia making THIS FACE when MK tells her she’s over her [minor] betrayal (which made Julia avoid her in concern of her reaction) and tell me they aren’t in love.

#god they’re so fucking real I can’t. #‘you like me!’ ‘heyyy girlfriend’ her LITERALLY stuttering??? #I can’t. I can’t. I love them #original post #total drama #total drama 2023 #total drama island #td spoilers #total drama reboot #Mkulia #td mk #td Julia

[moxielynx]

insert spiderverse joke here

#in the replies someone said that classic tetrax would absolutely body uaf vilgax #and they're 100% right classic tetrax would fuck him UP #ben 10 #ben 10 fanart #ben 10 classic #ben 10 alien force #ben 10 ultimate alien #ben 10 uaf #ben 10 omniverse #ben 10 reboot #tetrax shard #ben 10 tetrax #lynx posting

[dilfdyke]

i honestly do have pretty high hopes for the next season of dr who but the fact that theyre trying to market it as a rebrand while simultaneously leaning as heavily on nostalgia as possible is both funny and aggravating

#season 1 my ASS you brought back the same fucking director and composer and god knows how many other ppl #and then made THREE WHOLE FUCKING SPECIALS with dt. like that man hasnt had enough god damn specials in this show #this isnt a reboot ur just trying to remake s1-4. and i for one want to see something new

[liorlen]

started watching the reboot and got nostalgic :)

#cardfight vanguard #cfv #aichi sendou #the reboot better have the fucking psyqualia arc #there’s no way it doesn’t right #I haven’t read the manga idk wtf is gonna happen

[jorrated]

always wondered what STC would've been like if instead of just making Eggman evil on a single event, it kinda jumbled his brain a lot and make him have brief moments of lucidity as Kintobor. give him the ice king treatment ya know

#jo.art #sonic the hedgehog #which would give a reason as to why sonic doesnt just straight up kill eggman #not that he would i think #hes like 15 #and would give some sort of drive to keep fighting eggman #in the hopes of maybe 'this time we'll de-jumble' his brain' #plus i dont like the concept of AI holo-kintobor #kintobor should be a sort of dead figure #holo ovi over there takes away from ovi becoming eggy #anyway. #i have so many notes on how id reboot the stc comics #SPECIALLY with SA2 in mind #just as a note #in the last few pannels ovi is looking at his reflection #but like. has no fucking clue whats going on #he doesnt know he turned into eggman and sonic is asking if hes himself? absolutely bananas #but also hes the kinda of dude to try to hold his shit to not scare the kid (sonic) so hes playing like things are kinda under control #what im trying to say is that kintobor is kinda of a dad and is trying to not freak out his son #doesnt work out tho this situation is fucked #and ive given up drawing properly in the last few pannels im sure you can tell #fleetway #sonic the comic

[avadaniels]

#fuck reboots make this instead!!! #ben schwartz #joe keery #andrew garfield

[simbasomba]

Screeches loudly GET THESE TWO MARRIED

#total drama #total drama 2023 #total drama reboot #if they don’t make mkulia canon i will actually freak the fuck out #mkulia #td mk #td julia #td mkulia #i love these damn lesbians #toxic yuri #mamacita #TOXIC YURI HEIGHT DIFFERENCE

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

IDK if you've ever said anything about it, but in the Lights Out AU, what was Wally's first reaction on realizing that Frank was alive and he wasn't alone anymore? I imagine it was...quite emotional

i Haven't talked about their Initial Reunion yet, no! but yes, it was very emotional! there were certainly many emotions!

namely: fear, confusion, shock, and nearly killing your friend with an oversized baseball bat <3

#im trying to work on a mini comic to expand on this but my art Isnt Arting Correctly #so this will have to do for now #but to put it Short and Simply #frank: WHAT THE FUCK ITS JUST ME!!! ITS ME!!! #wally: oh oops heyyyyy totally thought you were one of the Things <3 my bad <3 #wally: .... #wally: HOLY SHIT? FRANK?! #aaaaaand scene #wh lights out au #scribble salad #rambles from the bog #obviously its more complicated and less... jokey than that #i have the scene laid out nicely in my head #but putting it to 'paper' is a challenge! #there are factors to include #like how frank thinks everyone in the storage room is dead & how wally hasnt spoken more than a few mumbled words in a Long time #wally at this point has essentially lost his sense of self and basically just goes through his 'routine' like a robot #so it takes a second for his mind to kinda... reboot in a sense #and in that second frank nearly dies for realsies #haha thats... thats funny actually. Nearly. ha. the irony. #but uhhhh yeah frank really goes Through It for a bit #especially the immediate waking up through running into wally #or more like wally runs into him! purposefully! with the bat!