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#Fuck I'm 26 and don't know if something was 2 or 5 years ago
blue-b-bro · 8 months
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After feeling under appreciated (look what that glitter portrait did to him):
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I love this guy. Like, we tend to think s01 Guillermo was pathetic but he was his petty, dangerous self from the beginning. He didn't even thought about quitting, just went straight up to murder adsfdgdgfhh
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hostilemuppet · 3 months
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So, backstory. I (39M) married my husband (29M) a few years ago (I was 36, he was 26). We got together after a passionate night of lovemaking in a motel room after meeting in a gay bar. I realised the next day that the handsome stranger was actually the guy who had made multiple attempts on one of my brothers (28M, then 24) life (dont ask why hes not in prison, money can accomplish anything) and figured out pretty quickly that he was using me to make my brother miserable. Now since he was playing with my heart, I thought that at least I should have my own fun, yknow? So I started messing with him a little, encouraging PDA that he wasn't really that interested in (were both pretty high profile so public image was important to him, and also im not sure if he even liked boys?), "influencing" him to buy me things I didnt need. I'm not a monster, I was just fucking with him a little for funsies.
Anyway eventually I asked if he actually loved me etc etc so he bought us cruise tickets and the proposal was beautiful and the ceremony even more so. He moved in and I let him bring very few of his belongings (hes a hippie). Soon we had twins (0F, 0M) (he stayed home while I worked (my job is not important)) and life was great. Soon the cat got let out the bag and he found out that I knew that he was trying to use me for my brother (who was also in on the situation). He said something about divorce so I threatened to tell everyone every little detail, even that /thing/ he likes. What followed was 8 more months of constant psychological warfare and the best sex I've ever had, until the unthinkable happened.
We actually started to fall for each other. Now I'm not proud, what with the twins and all, but I instantly filed for divorce (i am also a child of divorce, okay, I've got commitment issues and it made it too real, weve all got flaws). He got full custody and I got to return to my bachelor lifestyle. And it. was. MISERABLE. I missed him so much. I missed pissing him off. I missed when he'd get mad and put dairy milk in my coffee to make me sick. I missed the way every time we woke up hed say "morning, my bitch husband who I hate" and id call him sweetie and kiss him on the cheek as he stewed in rage. I even missed the kids!
A couple years (and several rehab admissions, mostly mine) later we ran into each other at some charity event that I don't even remember what was for. I asked him how the twins were doing. He said they were good. He said I was looking well. I returned the compliment. We both had some wine. Next thing I knew, it was morning and we were married again. Now, I know what you're thinking, but he said he missed me too, and yeah he's the only partner I've ever had that's lasted longer than 2 months so maybe I don't have the best history but I really think we can make it work this time!
Tl;dr: AITA for turning my little brothers mortal enemy gay?
Edit: stop asking who I am, none of you know who I am, I am anonymous, that is the point duh
Edit 2: i am not Floyd [lastname]-[lastname2]
Edit 3: I mean it, I am not Floyd. I dont care if the ages and timelines match up
Edit 4: just bc my husband is a hippie doesn't mean he's the only hippie you guys know of
Edit 5: a lot of celebrities have fraternal twins
Edit 6: fuck you guys
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accio-sriracha · 4 months
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Wips tags!!!
Thank you for the tagg @ivomoon (I messed it up the first time oops)
Rules: In a new post, post the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. Let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them and then post a little snippet of it or tell them something about it and then tag as many people as you have WIPs
Oh.... oh god. Okay um... I'm gonna put the ships and estimated word count, and I'm only gonna put the ones with like... some semblance of being organized?? Cause there's so many😭😭
Feel free to ask about as many as you want!!
~~~♤~~~
1. The Scars Kept Hidden - Drarry (12k words so far)
2. The Roadtrip - Wolfstar, Jegulily (500)
3. Understood - Wolfstar (450)
4. Silence - Wolfstar (430)
5. Empty Promises - Drarry (2,300)
6. Marauder Ever After - Wolfstar, Jegulus (4,200)
7. Wherefore Art Thou? - Wolfstar (600)
8. Panic - Drarry (900)
10. Revenge - Wolfstar (10k)
11. If It Were You, It Would Be Us - Jegulus (3k)
12. My Brother's Best Friend - Jegulus (1k)
13. Waking Up Beside You - Wolfstar (2,200)
14. If We Should Fall - Wolfstar (2k)
15. Puppy Love - Wolfstar (6,200)
16. Catching Feelings - Wolfstar (6,400)
17. The Play - Jegulus (2k)
18. Wolfstar Smut - Collective oneshots (I don't even know and don't really want to)
19. The Last I Love You: The First Goodbye- Wolfstar (1k)
20. Chasing Stars - Jegulus (3k)
21. Jegulily?? Title TBD - Jegulily (400)
22. How To Pranks Sirius Black - Wolfstar (5k)
23. Fiendfyre - Drarry (1k)
24. The Marauders and Lily Evans (600)
25. Finally - Jily (7k)
26. The Summer We Fell - Wolfstar (4k)
27. Everything I'm Not (Everything She Is) - Drarry (3k)
28. The Boy Who Lived - Drarry (1k)
29. Through Dangers of War - Drarry (3k)
30. XOXO - Wolfstar (2k)
31. The Slytherin Bet - Drarry (500)
32. Life After Death - Drarry (150)
33. Part of The Family - Drarry (50)
34. Fatal Attraction - Drarry (200)
35. In Your Shoes- Wolfstar (100)
36. Returned to Sender - The Black Brothers (300)
37. The Monster - The Marauders (400)
38. Fated Misunderstandings - Wolfstar, Jegulus (40)
39. A Tale From the Beast Himself - Wolfstar (100)
40. In Those 12 Years - Wolfstar (200)
41. Pretend to Love Me - Jegulus, Wolfstar (300)
42. May Our Love Outlast Us - Wolfstar (100)
43. Fuck Up and Kiss Me - Jegulus (100)
44. Healing Doesn't Mean Forgetting - Wolfstar (200)
45. The Petrification of Beauty - Wolfstar, Jegulily (100)
46. In This Moment, I Am Nothing But Human - Wolfstar (100)
47. Not Without Him - The Black Brothers, Minor Jegulus (1k)
48. If Not You Than Nothing - Drarry (2k)
49. Tell Me To Stop - Jily (300)
50. Friends to Lovers, but They Were Never Really Just Friends - Wolfstar (60)
51. Fuck You - Jegulus Microfic - (200)
52. Schedule - Wolfstar Microfic - (50)
53. The Next Morning - Drarry (200)
54. My Marauders - Poly Marauders x Reader Microfic for an ask like ages ago that I still haven't finished 😭 (200)
55. Hearing You - Wolfstar - (2k)
56. Dreaming Of You - Wolfstar (700)
57. Who Wouldn't Love You - Jegulily (100)
58. Untitled Blairon for another ask I haven't finished- (100)
59. James Walks In - Wolfstar Microfic (70)
60. Come and Get Me - Drarry Microfic (40)
61. Everything to Lose - Jegulus (400)
62. Wish Me Good Luck - Drarry (2k)
63. Taking Off Your Clothes - Wolfstar (1k)
64. The World Around Us - Drarry (500)
65. A Day in The Life of James Potter - James Potter (300)
66. The One Where They Take a Break - Wolfstar, Jegulus, Jily (200)
67. The Time Remus Lupin got Drunk - Wolfstar (600)
The rest are either too short or don't have enough details figured out to really come up with anything haha
Feel free to ask me about as many as you want!! Some are obviously a lot closer to being finished than others.
Tags... so I don't really want to tag 67 people?? I'm just gonna say open tags here guys and just reblog with all of you wips!! I wanna ask you about them too <33
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quackitysdrugdealer · 2 years
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As some people may know i'm going to start writing one shots so i made a list of promts feel free to use these i can do other promts and things this is just ideas but there are some things i won't do like smut i will let you know if i'm uncomfortable with your request and explain that i'm uncomfortable with that and if you send in a request i'm a small account so i can pretty much guarantee that i'll get your request done within 27 hours lol but for now enjoy my promts!
1 "Aw, look at you!"
"Stop touching me."
"I'm sorry, I wasn't trying to annoy you; you're just so cute."
2 "Do you even realize how cute you are?"
"Oh yes, I'm adorable. I'm a fucking delight."
3 "I just can't get over the fact that you said yes."
(while gazing at their ring) "Believe it, baby. I said yes over a year ago."
"I know... but still."
4"I've never met anyone that makes me feel the way you do."
"Crazy?"
"Yes but in the best possible way."
5"Stop touching me."
"But I wanna cuddle!"
"Oh, well then why didn't you just say so. C'mere."
6"Do you know who's the best person in the world?"
"Me?"
"No, me but only because you make me the best person."
7"I want to be better for you."
8 "I want to deserve you and I never will unless I become a better person."
9 "I still can't believe you love me."
"Better believe it, baby."
10 "I'm crazy about you."
"Yeah, you're crazy alright."
11"Kiss me!"
"Never."
(pouting)
"Oh, I was kidding! Stop pouting like that."
12 "You're my favorite!"
"You married me, so I really hope I'm your favorite."
13 "Have you ever thought about leaving me?"
"I'd be a fool to ever want to leave you."
14 "You are the best."
"Not nearly as best as you!"
"That made no sense."
"Only because you don't understand how incredible you are."
"No, that just grammatically didn't make sense."
15 "Quit being a grammar junkie!"
"Why don't you come over here and make me?" (😘😉)
16 #11 “I’m tired” “I can see that babe” “Sleep with me?” “mhm”
17 “Kiss me?”
18 “You are my home, you have been since we met”
19 “Hi sweetheart” “Hi babe” “Is that my shirt?” “No”
20“Die” “Bet” “wait- babe no stop”
21“Hello lovely” “Hi <character name>”
22 “I've to go” “Noooo please” “Sorry love”
23“God I love you”
24 “Happy Birthday”
25: "i'm pregnant"
26: " you know i only let you touch me"
27: " there's no other person for me i swear"
28: dancing in the rain
29 "dance with me?"
30: person a shares persons Bs secrets with the there friends and they break up
31 They're drunk and you're carrying them to their room, when they unexpectedly say how much they love you, causing you to drop them on the floor
32 They end the phone call with an accidental ''love you'', leaving you flustered
33 Confessing before being separated for an uncertain period of time
34 Asking them how your name + their surname would sound like (or/and vice versa)
35 Accidentally confessing while laughing over something
36 Saying "I love you" while they're sleeping/unconscious/in coma. You know well that they can't hear you, but a small part of you hopes they did
37 Always giving each other yellow roses for valentine's day, when one day you see that you've got red roses instead
38 Tears drench your cheeks as you confess. The last thing you hear before dying is them screaming your name
39 Confessing at the same place where they first met
40 Scolding them for doing something stupid, wondering "why did I have to fall for you" and not realising that you just said that out loud
41:“You saved me, let me save you”
42: “You can’t save me and then walk out”
43: “ Focus on me please”
44: “You deserve better” “And you need more”
45: “Babe it’s not what it looks like” “Yeah? then what is it?”
46: “How are you in the wrong if you’re the only one putting in the effort to make it work?”
47: “Sometimes giving up is easier my love”
48: “How many times do we have to hurt each other before realising we’re no good at this”
49: “So what that’s it?” “Yeah it is, this relationship is one sided and I’m tired okay”
50: “Can you hold me while I go?”
51:hot chocolate and cuddles
52: person b gets hypothermia
53: breakfast in bed
54: holding there child for the first time
55: walking in on person a cuddling there baby
56: person a and b break up and 3 year's later person a finds person b with a child there child
57: Braiding eachothers hair
58: dieing before you can admit there feelings
59:dancing in the light of the fridge
60: dyeing eachothers hair
61: person a has autism
62: doing face masks together
63: one of them getting shot and almost dieing
64: person b has adhd and person a notices that there fidgety so the grab there hand
65: person a being a Assassin and is supposed to kill person b but they can't and make it there lifes mission to protect person b
66: movie night!!
67: (requester chose's a song for the oneshot to be based off of)
68: person a thinks there house is haunted but it's just person b being annoying
69: meeting the parents for the first time
70: person a finding out they need glasses and realizing how long there visions been so blurry and they thought it was normal and freaking out beacuse they can finally see person b clearly and thinking there beautiful
71: photographer meets artists
72: " we've GOT to stop meeting like this"
"You kidnapped me idiot"
" but your not a kid?"
" oh my gosh you are a idiot"
73 " murder wasn't on today's agenda"
"It's not on anyones"
" no it's on mine, just not untill next Thursday"
74: " did you have to hit me with a corpses leg? Was that really necessary?"
"Necessary. No. Hilarious, yes"
Royalty!au
Bodyguard!au
Brother's best friend!au
enemies to lovers!au
Friends to lovers!au
Love letters!au
Famous!au
Streamer!au
Assassin!au
Famous brother!au
Time travel!au
Ghost and human!au
Suicidal x therapist!au(not romancing being Suicidal please if you feel this way talk to someone even if it's just a little or about your day it will help and dms always open)
Student x teacher!au(both of age)
Demigod x mortal!au
Beast friends brother!au
Transfer student!au
Dark academy!au
Different sides in a war!au
Polor opposites!au
I hate everyone in the world but you!au
Fake dating!au
Grumpy x sunshine!au
Cowarker romance!au
And again these are just ideas you can thinknof your own if you want to
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notfinancialadvice · 10 months
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Quick ramble about loan payments (I'm so pissed)
If you have a loan, it is critical to understand how your cash is applied when you pay. Study your statements and agreements.
A few months ago, I took out a business loan. The payment is due monthly on the 1st.
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I set up an auto-payment every other week, because that's the schedule I have various client invoices on.
This keeps cash coming in throughout the year so if someone is late, I can handle it a bit more fluidly -- I'm never at the intersection of "no incoming cash" and "cash is needed."
As much as possible, I avoid using credit. I hate paying interest on short term cash needs.
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BACK TO THE LOAN.
Auto-payments biweekly result in 26-27 payments a year because of how calendars align. You are actually paying a bit more than 12 monthly payments, but the amount is broken up over a longer period, so it is far less difficult to handle.
Also, you pay more towards principle slightly faster since there is slightly less interest to generate daily. It's a minor benefit in comparison to an extra payment (26 biweekly = an accumulated 13 monthly)
AND YET. THESE FUCKS.
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I had the payment auto-drafted from a high-yield savings account with the same bank of the loan, using their loan-repayment system.
SIDE NOTE: All your savings accounts should be "high yield FDIC insured" savings accounts.
Unless you live outside the USA, then something similar. Nothing on this blog is financial advice, doubly so if you live outside the US, because I don't know how your systems will work.
The point: Any cash not needed quickly needs to be making you money in a risk-free environment.
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THE CRUNCH
The auto-draft of the payment was held "unapplied" for 2 weeks. So 1/26th of a payment was sitting in an unapplied status -- EARNING THE BANK INTEREST, NOT ME -- until the next one clicked over.
"This in case the calendar lines up in such a way you could otherwise be late."
Um. Okay. Well. Fuck you?!
Your monthly payment system handles this calendar discrepancy fairly handily. Because it's not a difficult problem to solve.
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I ended the auto-biweekly payment with extra principle payment
Set up a traditional monthly auto-payment to cover myself and ensure there is never a penalty based on odd calendar lineups
Set up a NEW BI-WEEKLY EXTRA PAYMENT (ensuring it applies specifically, and exclusively, to the principle of the loan) FROM A DIFFERENT BANK TO ENSURE IT APPLIES IMMEDIATELY UPON RECEIPT.
This is going to save me a fucking fortune because there isn't a 2-week delay in the extra payment.
The cash immediately hits the principle and chips away at it, so there is less principle in the coming month to generate new interest.
This is pocket change at the beginning of the loan, but adds up after the first few years, but once it hits critical mass -- your principle payments begin to outweigh your interest payments -- your start shaving YEARS off.
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It does require me to, monthly, schedule an extra payment via the website because of how their auto-payment system set up.
Which is frustrating.
But I can future-date a payment.
Which fixes that.
So 5 minutes of digital labor once a month or so will save me a lot of cash.
I set up a monthly calendar reminder -- "Current payments will ping on DAY and DAY. Double check BANK SITE for next month is set up. If not, set it up."
It'll take me about 30 minutes a year total and will pay more in perspective than any other activity I have ever done for anyone ever anywhere.
Study your loan documents.
Study your interest.
Always ask yourself who is making money on your cash. You? Someone you owe?
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iriswestallenn · 1 year
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I posted 1,911 times in 2022
That's 287 more posts than 2021!
22 posts created (1%)
1,889 posts reblogged (99%)
Blogs I reblogged the most:
@justpatches
@bothsidesnow2000
@tinydramatist
@bigcheezey
@fleetingly-artistic
I tagged 669 of my posts in 2022
#film - 72 posts
#tv - 63 posts
#kenobi - 37 posts
#sw - 34 posts
#hotd - 32 posts
#mcu - 31 posts
#hotd spoilers - 23 posts
#euphoria - 17 posts
#bridgerton - 16 posts
#euphoria spoilers - 15 posts
Longest Tag: 117 characters
#this is why i dont really care that a24 is becoming 'overhyped' or has a certain style that ppl dont care for anymore
My Top Posts in 2022:
#5
katie's character is the biggest question mark for me because wtf is this show gonna do with her?
does she continue whispering to other people that barry is abusive, it gets back to barry and then barry kills A CHILD??
or does she blab in public, someone hears her and then tweets that the new star of the hit show Joplin is a "hypocrite" because she's back in an abusive relationship?? and then barry kills her lmao when he finds out she's the one that said that like wtf is gonna happen to this girl
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#4
I'm confused as to why book readers are so upset? Definitely enlighten me, I'm not trying to shut y'all down haha but from what I'm reading it seems people think Aemond not killing Luke intentionally makes the Greens more sympathetic? I think it adds layers and a necessary back and forth for the viewer. I like rooting for someone but understanding where the other side is coming from. That's just a better story. NOW! I don't think this paints the greens as so sympathetic that I no longer dislike them lmao
I stand by Alicent knowing damn well Viserys didn't mean her shit ass son Aegon. Alicent knows deep down it doesn't make sense. But she went ahead and crowned her rapist kid as king.
The reason Aemond was in storms end in the first place was because of his mothers stupid decision. The reason he chased Luke was because he can't let go of something that happened years ago. He already challenged Luke and Luke said no. Why would you chase him with a big ass dragon? It wasn't his intent but wtf did he think was gonna happen?
The only thing that's changed is he didn't mean to kill his fucking nephew and that the dragons caused the dance of the dragons. But at the root is still the fucking greens. That's just me ig lol
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Holy jesus when anthony SMELLED KATE I nearly passed out. WHY IS HE SO HOT WHY ARE THEY HOT? How did people binge this? I keep fucking pausing. These two are ridiculous. I have tears in my eyes their chemistry is insane.
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My #1 post of 2022
yo... why is mckay college ass STILL AT THESE HS PARTIES. It's nasty.
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temporalreverie · 5 months
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Im bored & i saw an ask game so I just answered them all for fun~
1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged?
No
2. You talked to an ex today, correct?
I don't have an ex
3. Have you taken someones virginity?
No
4. Is trust a big issue for you?
Eh, it's complicated
5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently?
Yes :3
6. What are you excited for?
Just having fun
7. What happened tonight?
???? It's morning. Hi.
8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted?
I support women <3 be safe with alcohol though
9. Is confidence cute?
Yes!
10. What is the last beverage you had?
Coffeee
11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?
Im paranoid but like mostly my dad & brother. But Aidan for sure.
12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans?
Yes but my jeans phase died when my thighs came in
13. What are you gonna do Saturday night?
Idk hopefully play katamari and talk to friends
14. What are you going to spend money on next?
IDK.
15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed?
I kiss my parents goodnight so no.
16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months?
Im always changjng
17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?
Either my marefriend or Aidan depending on the subject
18. The last time you felt broken?
Hmm sometime in the past few days I think i had a tiny moment but not seriously for at least a month.
19. Have you had sex today?
Im still drinking my coffee calm down..
20. Are you starting to realize anything?
Just spam out job applications low care style and make it their problem. Waste the companies time not ur own
21. Are you in a good mood?
Kind of but I'm soooo sleepy
22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks?
My parent have swam with whale sharks once that would be nice
23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s?
Yes! Mine are maybe a little more colorful but we both have gray with a ring of hazel orange
24. What do you want right this second?
To hug my girlfriend & fall asleep
25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy?
Im in a unique situation for this question where my GF is poly and already is with a few other ppl before we started dating and I'm the most comfortable talking through being BPD triggered with her so like we could talk through it if I got bothered
26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color?
I haven't dyed my hair for a few years. going pink could be fun
27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh?
I laugh at a lot of things rlly easily so probably no. All sorts of jokes even bad puns, and just like cute or charming behavior
28. What was the last thing that made you laugh?
I don't remember laugh out loud. Probably something my girlfriend said last night
29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now?
Long distance is hard but I don't feel like that's exactly the same as missing someone. I was thinking about my late childhood dog the other day and how I can still image the feel of petting her in various places, the shape of her body and the texture of her hair on like her back and in front of her ears and her neck.
30. Does everyone deserve a second chance?
Ya
31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to?
My dad is nice
32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do?
We are marefriends!!
33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda?
Yes. I had a pespi for the first time in ages a couple days ago and it knocked me the fuck out
34. Listening to?
Just noises rn but I've been playing We <3 Katamari so various variations of the main theme keep playing in my head.
35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore?
I go through phases of using a little note book for organization but not recently.
36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is?
I kiss my parents goodnight so yeah
37. Do you believe in love at first sight?
Not rlly, it's like infatuation & good first impressions. Love of everything is like built up over time.
38. Who did you last call?
My marefriend <3
39. Who was the last person you danced with?
I don't remember, but Im always dancing alone with myself
40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed?
Saying goodnight to my parents
41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake?
My mom bought cupcakes and a scone a month ago and we all agreed the cupcakes were pretty bland #sconesweep
42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today?
Not this morning no
43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush?
Maybe years in the past? Not rlly recently.
44. Do you tan in the nude?
I don't want skin cancer </3 or a tan
45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss?
No
46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night?
Close to. Very sleepy
47. Who was the last person to call you?
My dad
48. Do you sing in the shower?
Always!!
49. Do you dance in the car?
Yea
50. Ever used a bow and arrow?
Probably in some boy scouts thing years ago
51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
Maybe graduation?
52. Do you think musicals are cheesy?
I love music
53. Is Christmas stressful?
A little but mostly fun
54. Ever eat a pierogi?
Yes they r my best friend
55. Favorite type of fruit pie?
Cherry
56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
Engineer, artist
57. Do you believe in ghosts?
Nop
58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
Too much
59. Take a vitamin daily?
Probably should
60. Wear slippers?
In this season
61. Wear a bath robe?
No
62. What do you wear to bed?
Soft pants + white t shirt
63. First concert?
Green Day probably
64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
Target
65. Nike or Adidas?
Esos son Reebok o son Nike?
66. Cheetos Or Fritos?
Cheeto
67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
Im ageric to peanuts & i love sunflower.
68. Favorite Taylor Swift song?
My fortnite parody of Romeo & Juliet I wrote this January.
69. Ever take dance lessons?
Hmmmm probably not
70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
No
71. Can you curl your tongue?
Ya
72. Ever won a spelling bee?
Never been in one but i probably could've done well
73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
Yes, i cry easily
74. What is your favorite book?
Idk reading is for losers. Sorry that's a lie
75. Do you study better with or without music?
With
76. Regularly burn incense?
No, I'm a good cook so i don't burn stuff <3
77. Ever been in love?
💞
78. Who would you like to see in concert?
Vylet Pony i guess
79. What was the last concert you saw?
Ummmm idk. I feel like it was something eh with my parents we just passed by. Like third eye blind
80. Hot tea or cold tea?
Not rlly a tea person. Cold?
81. Tea or coffee?
Coffeeee
82. Favorite type of cookie?
Smirking dog
83. Can you swim well?
Decent. I love water
84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
Yes
85. Are you patient?
Very
86. DJ or band, at a wedding?
Idk. I guess DJ has more powers so DJ
87. Ever won a contest?
A few. I won a jellybean guessing one like 15+ years ago
88. Ever have plastic surgery?
Noooo
89. Which are better black or green olives?
Green but all 'lives are beautiful
90. Opinions on sex before marriage?
Im gay..
91. Best room for a fireplace?
Under chimnie
92. Do you want to get married
Down the line
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thank for the ask!! This kind of stuff is very fun to talk about
2. Is it easier to draw someone facing left or right (or forward even)
I will nearly always draw someone facing left if I have a choice! idk its just easier. often if i have to draw someone facing right i just... flip the canvas so i can draw them facing left instead skdjhfs
5. Estimate of how much of your art you post online vs. the art you keep for yourself
oh the VAST majority i don't post, it's mostly doodles and things that i don't think are finished enough to publish. the stuff you see on tumblr and instagram is like, 10% of what i make probably.
9. What are your file name conventions
uhhhhhhhhhh. bad. on my new laptop it doesn't automatically show what the file visually looks like which makes it WAY easier to find what i'm looking for. let me see the pictures, windows
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these are just the files ive actually named. the stuff that stays on procreate just stays as "untitled artwork 256"
like once a year i'll go through all my files and name them with reasonable things like the one on the bottom, since thats what my digital design teacher taught me when i was in high school, but otherwise its just. random words.
16. Something you are good at but don’t really have fun doing
I don't know if I'm especially good at it more than other stuff i do, but i just don't see the point in doing clean, crisp lineart. i CAN do it, I just hate it. it takes so long and id rather spend fifteen hours painting than doing crisp lines and cel shading.
22. What physical exercises do you do before drawing, if any
😬
sometimes i remember to do stretches afterwards?
26. What’s a piece that got a wildly different interpretation from what you intended
uhhhhh i'm not actually sure. I can remember a drawing i did ages ago back in highschool of two characters about to get into a fight, one of my friends looked over as i was flipping through and shrieked because she thought i was drawing them about to fuck, if that counts? I couldn't find it to show you though, I have no idea where my sketchbooks from high school went.
29. Media you love, but doesn’t inspire you artistically
god, i don't really know? Even if something doesn't directly *visually* inspire me, I don't think anything I love doesn't affect my art in some way, even if I'm not consciously doing it. Permeability of the soul and all that.
30. What piece of yours do you think is underrated
hmmm. I can't think of anything recent since my art like, consistently gets more than 2 notes now, which is still wild to me. i could tell which one is definitely OVERrated (tumblr radar found my post just as the wwdits hyperfixation faded for good) but maybe this one from two years ago? I still really like it, but it only got like ten notes.
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1. First thing you wash in the shower? - My face.
2. Are you more of a coffee or alcohol drinker? -
Neither, I'm a diet soda addict.
3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? - Yes over and over if he'd let me.
4. Do you plan outfits? - When I go to yoga class.
5. How are you feeling RIGHT now? - I feel bored and stir-crazy. I have been worrying about my future and I think the incense has a tendency to aggravate my eye allergies.
6. Whats the closest thing to you thats red? - My left eye or the back of my phone.
7. What would you do if you opened your door and saw a dead body? - Throw up because I'd smell it before I saw it.
8. Tell me about the last dream you remember having? - I was being sensitized to a dude and well it was a strange incubus dream.
9. Three of your current feelings? - Bored, irritated and worried.
10. What are you craving right now? - To have my car back.
11. Turn ons? - Skinny guys with big dicks.
12. Turn offs? - Slobs, cheaters and polygamists.
13. What comes to mind when I say cabbage? - Uncle Charlie farting.
14. When was the last time you cried? Why? - 2 weeks ago when I called my mom because I haven't seen her in 2 years and she thinks it would be breaking the bank when if her sister really loved her she'd help out with the animals in my mother's absence.
15. If you could be a superhero, who would you want to be? - Mystique from X-Men because then I'd have invisibility powers and I could change my appearance or I could emulate Angel and fly.
16. Did the one person who hurt you most in your life apologize? - Somewhat, but he didn't realize the damage he did.
17. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it? - Both. It depends on the flavor.
18. Favorite movie ever? - I always liked Beetlejuice.
19. Do you like yourself? - No. I'm mad at myself for overeating today.
20. Have you ever met a celebrity? - Politicians.
21. Could you handle being in the military? - At one point fresh out of high school I could have.
22. What are you listening to right now? - Super Freaky Girl by Nicki Minaj
23. How many countries have you visited? - Just the States and Puerto Rico.
24. Are your parents strict? - In my youth hell yes! I still don't know how my mom isn't freaking out on me.
25. Would you go sky diving? - At Disney with a simulator.
26. Would you go out to eat with a stranger? - If somebody else they knew well said it was safe.
27. Whats on your mind right now? - What my gameplan for college will be.
28. Is there anything you want to say to someone? - I'd ask a certain somebody for closure and to explain what the hell went on.
29. Have you ever been in a castle? - A Disney one and a seaside one in Puerto Rico. I don't think a Playschool one counts either.
30. Do you rent movies often? - Nope I stream them for free to save money.
31. Whats your zodiac sign? - Aries.
32. When was the last time you had sex? - None ya' business.
33. Name five facts about yourself. - 1) I love the art of dance 2) I love karaoke 3) I love animals 4) I want to get a new used Mustang 5) I'm in the process of comitting to an old fitness routine and therefore starting a new fitness challenge
34. Ever had a near death experience? If so, what happened? - I thought I had a heart attack and the dude behind me prevented a major accident that would have crushed my car
35. Do you believe in karma or predestiny? - Not whatsoever. I think shitty things happen to good people regardless of how kind they are.
36. Brown or white eggs? - Blue layers or brown
37. Do you own something from Hot Topic? - I no longer have any of those band tees.
38. Ever been on a train? - Yes. The last time I took one was in 2012 between Charlotte and Raleigh.
39. Ever been in love? - Yes, but I don't know how the person felt about me.
40. If you were paid 1 million dollars to spend the night in a supposed haunted house, would you do it? - I'd have them chain me to the floor are you fucking kidding me!?
41. If you could trade places with any person living or dead, who would you trade places with? - Probably a singer/dancer/performer.
42. If you could shorten your life expectancy by 10 years to become more attractive, would you do it? - I might consider it. Who the fuck wants to live to 80?
43. Whom do you admire and why? - My mother because she said she's proud to have me as her daughter and I wouldn't want anybody else as a mom either.
44. What was your favorite bedtime story as a child? - Jack and the beanstalk.
45. You’re walking down the street, you come across a burning building. A woman says her baby is trapped inside, what would you do? - Contact the firestation while trying to help.
46. If you could choose the future profession of your son or daughter, would you? - I don't think I'll have children.
47. What was your best experience on drugs or alcohol? - I spent time with the love of my life on alcohol and I didn't need it to feel high.
48. What was your worst experience on drugs or alcohol? - I drank 8 shots of aged gin and puked in a toilet. Never again.
50. As your walking down the street you find a suitcase full of money sitting next to a parked car, would you take it? - I'd see if anybody were missing it and if not I'd go help the kids at the Carousel Center.
51. If you found that a close friend has AIDS, would you still hang out with them? - Yes. It's treatable and supposedly somebody in Germany figured out a cure.
52. In front of you are 10 pistols, 5 of which are loaded. If you survive you’d receive 100 million dollars. Would you be willing to place 1 to your head and pull the trigger? - Nah. With my luck the first five I'd consider pulling would all be loaded.
53. How old were you when you lost your virginity? - None ya' business.
54. Do you believe in ghosts, werewolves or vampires? - Not at all, just emotional vampires.
55. If you could live forever, would you want to? - Yes if I had eternal youth.
56. Which fictional movie character most resembles who you are? - I have no idea. I look like a Navi but I can't relate to any Stephen King or Harry Potter universe characters.
57. If you could go back in time, which time period would you visit? - Prehistoric, but I'd want a water purifier, advanced weaponry and my own secure bio-dome to live in.
58. If they were to televise a live execution, would you watch it? - Yes.
59. If you could be the president of the USA, would you be willing to do it? - Nope. I don't care for politics.
60. If you could choose the sex of your unborn child, would you want to? - I don't think I'll have any.
61. Would you rather live longer or be wealthy? - I think I'd choose to be wealthy and live to age 60 because think about it, wealthy people don't work and then I wouldn't have to wait until my golden years to finally afford a drop-top sports car.
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7 posts created (6%)
111 posts reblogged (94%)
Blogs I reblogged the most:
@animatedtext
@rotanawrites
@funnytwittertweets
@miss-holleyshiftwell
@elliot-morey
I tagged 113 of my posts in 2022
Only 4% of my posts had no tags
#insp - 52 posts
#r: tulip - 9 posts
#holley - 7 posts
#elli - 6 posts
#jun - 4 posts
#seb - 4 posts
#cats - 4 posts
#tigg content - 4 posts
#olaf - 3 posts
#swynopen - 2 posts
Longest Tag: 138 characters
#up to you if tigg: 1. landed on ur character / 2. landed on the ground / 3. miraculously was caught by your character / 4. any combination
My Top Posts in 2022:
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TIEGAN “Tigg” MARLENE KHAN
If you're loved by someone, you're never rejected Decide what to be and go be it
There was a dream and one day I could see it Like a bird in a cage I broke in And demanded that somebody free it And there was a kid with a head full of doubt So I'll scream 'til I die And the last of those bad thoughts are finally out
There's a darkness upon you that's flooded in light And in the fine print They tell you what's wrong and what's right And it flies by day and it flies by night And I'm frightened by those who don't see it
~*~*~*~*
Nicknames: Tigg, call her Tiegan and you die Magic status: Vaagh (tiger shapeshifter) Nationality: British Ethnicity: Indian Accent: Manchester/Sheffield, grew up in foster system between those two cities Height: 5′10 Job: Server at Remy’s Lived in Swynlake since: 2016
Tattoos/piercings/daily jewelry: Multiple ear-piercings, septum piercing, an eyebrow piercing, a thistle tattoo What would you find if you Googled them? Social media, an article about her getting stabbed a couple years ago What natives would know about them: Her father is magizoology professor at Pride U, she’s got a band that’s always looking for a drummer, Twitter troll Other: Mother of all stray cats, /*slaps roof of Tigg*/ this bad boy can fit so much trauma in her!
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Personal Stylist || Tiger Cub
Monday, November 28 – Extreme Makeover: SwynRP Edition: Plot a thread where two characters are giving something — or someone! — a makeover.
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Shere Khan -- aka Tigg’s Da -- was getting out there in the dating scene! What did that mean? That Tigg had to make sure her Da was lookin’ like a snack! Or whatever the kids said these days. She was in her mid-twenties now, hell if she knew.
Anyway!
“Okay Da, you ready to get Queer Eye’d?”
@professor-lungri​
3 notes - Posted November 6, 2022
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Yeah, What? || open
“Quick question. What the fuck, mate?” Tigg wasn’t surprised by much, but oh boy, was she at a loss for words today.
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vocab words || winter tiger
@olaf-likeswarmhugs
Tigg wasn’t looking for an existential crisis when she logged into Twitter yesterday, but yet! There one was!
She’d never heard the terms aromantic or greyromantic before, and while aromantic didn’t seem to pertain to her at first...learning about the word greyromantic, reading that line about it including romantic attraction that’s weak, or that only comes under certain conditions, a part of Tigg that she didn’t know existed felt seen. 
Like, capital ‘S’ Seen.
At the same time, she didn’t know what to make of it.
She’d DM’d Olaf to see if he’d want to get a milkshake with her, and the chipper Twitter guy agreed so like?? yay!
“What’s your shake of choice?” Tigg asked, sliding into the booth across from him, asking the question to break the ice.
7 notes - Posted February 22, 2022
My #1 post of 2022
Hit Every Branch Falling Out The Dumbass Tree || OPEN
Tigg was trying to snatch a stray cat with a half chewed off ear to take it to the vet. Thing was, it, like many strays, sensed the tiger beneath her skin, the predator, and was like “fuck that shit!” and scurried up a tree.
She was disheartened, but not dissuaded. Ha! She could climb trees too, silly cat! She got a running start and leapt up to catch onto the lowest hanging branch. As she pulled the rest of her body up to swing her legs up onto where three branches jutted from the trunk, it crossed her mind that her days spent on a stripper pole were being put to good use. Tigg’s upper body strength was really nothing to sneeze at.
Nor was her determination.
The latter, however? Probably worth reigning in. For it wasn’t long before she made a crucial error in her hot pursuit. Overestimating the reliability of a branch and underestimating her own weight, Tigg began to crawl out away from the trunk at between four and five meters up. Her confidence in the branch as she shimmied across it was pretty sure, until she made to reach for the cat.
Sss….na-!
“Fuckin’ ‘ell!” Tigg cried out, realizing she was, put simply, fucked.
-ap!
Tigg squealed as the branch gave out, prepared to be a Tigg pancake, but when she cartoonishly landed haphazardly cradled between twin boughs a little under two and a half meters off the ground, she let out an interrupted victory cry of-
“Not dead, ye- oh, oh-!!!!” Because while her fall was delayed, the jolt off the snapped branch landing on the branch supporting her lower half caused her legs to slip. And the upper half was only barely supported by her mid-back having slammed onto that branch’s twin.
And her descent continued until - impact!
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“Uuuugh. Well. Still not dead.”
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I posted 5,937 times in 2022
That's 4,178 more posts than 2021!
160 posts created (3%)
5,777 posts reblogged (97%)
Blogs I reblogged the most:
@apinklion01
@dbphantom
@auroraphantasma
@suspiciousbluejay
I tagged 1,011 of my posts in 2022
#danny phantom - 49 posts
#dpxdc - 40 posts
#dcxdp - 36 posts
#yes - 26 posts
#billy batson - 18 posts
#omg - 17 posts
#goncharov - 16 posts
#unreality - 16 posts
#dc - 13 posts
#captain marvel - 11 posts
Longest Tag: 139 characters
#im so sorry for my friends that have to deal with me talking about daredevil and doctor who all the time in the past 6-months i am so sorry
My Top Posts in 2022:
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Billy learned how to embroider because he needed a way to fix his clothes that also didn't make them look just like he had mashed random fabric together.
He got taught by an old lady who lives near the diner he goes to most days (she has no grandchildren and Billy has been great company).
He got into the habit so now he does it everytime there's something to repair. Little flowers, birds, tigers and (most prominently) lightning bolts start appearing on all his clothes.
When he joins the Justice League he starts trying to figure out how to do little designs of everyone's logo and when the time comes he uses his skill and the hero's respective logo to help fix their clothes and uniforms.
He once stitched back Batman's cape, even though the next day he was saddened by seeing that Bruce was using a new one (the fixed cape was secured inside a glass display).
Flash starts bringing him all the stuff he tears because he loves the little additions. He even buys the thread and needles for the Captain since he's making him use so much of it. Cap's fine with it, it's a good way to spend monitor duty.
Diana once payed him (she insisted because no labor should go unrewarded) to decorate a dress for an upcoming event she was planning to go to.
677 notes - Posted June 9, 2022
#4
Characters who are overpowered children and the only thing that's stopping them from obliterating anything and anyone is their overwhelming sense of duty and responsibility >>>>>>>>> literally anything else
864 notes - Posted May 11, 2022
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Bare w me because I'm a newbie DC fan
But
What if Danny's connection to the JL was Flash? Iirc Bart is a forensic scientist. So...
Danny being the victim of a homicide and taking too long to regenerate because he's too far from Amity and the portal's constant stream of ecto. So Bart gets put in charge of figuring out who he is and what happened to him. and he realizes "oh fuck the kids a meta" because... Danny's blood.
And then Danny wakes up, freaks out because he's never woken up in a morgue before and runs before the police notices and contacts the GIW
Now Bart has a meta runaway victim of homicide in Central city and he has to decide whether contacting the JL Dark is worth it.
1,215 notes - Posted July 26, 2022
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Imagine if Danny ends up in Gotham and starts vigilante-ing. The bats let him, so they must know him, must approve of him in some way.
And, well, Danny is not shy to say he's a ghost or make death jokes. Kid seems to particularly dislike the Joker...
Rumors start going around. People connect dots (are they right though?) And well... A dead kid, who the bats help out, seems to really hate the Joker most of all, seems to be fixated on helping people...
They assume this new vigilante is just the ghost of Robin, who died not too long ago (iirc Jason stays dead for like a year. But like sliding timeline. It's confusing)
Now, the question is: do the bats also think this? If so, they probably don't mention Jason's name or call him Robin. Kids going around calling himself Phantom, least they can do is respect his wish. He doesn't seem to remember his life (because he wasn't the one who lives it but what do they know) so they try to not mention that either.
Jason comes back and is very confused when he hears about this new meta who people seem to be certain is the second Robin.
1,262 notes - Posted September 27, 2022
My #1 post of 2022
Still thinking about the fact that in the movie this is basically how Billy gets chosen
Shazam: i need someone pure of heart to inherit the power of the champion of magic and protect the world
Billy, a little confused, slightly excited at the idea of superpowers: really???
Shazam: yes! But we're running out of time so you'll have to do
strucks Billy with a lightning
Dies
Billy, now 6'2: what the fuck
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I posted 2,187 times in 2022
That's 790 more posts than 2021!
266 posts created (12%)
1,921 posts reblogged (88%)
Blogs I reblogged the most:
@thatoneguy56fanfic
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@buffyslaysalot
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I tagged 241 of my posts in 2022
#wwe - 159 posts
#wwe royal rumble - 57 posts
#royal rumble - 57 posts
#rrparty - 56 posts
#wwe wrestlemania - 43 posts
#wrestlemania - 43 posts
#korrasami - 33 posts
#elemental fever challenge - 27 posts
#wwe wrestlemania backlash - 26 posts
#wwe backlash - 26 posts
Longest Tag: 124 characters
#if i wake tomorrow and see that the vas for korra and/or asami hate korrasami or say some derogatory comments about the ship
My Top Posts in 2022:
#5
i accidentally thought of a SMALL story of a red lotus korra and an equalist asami.
god damnit. I don't really enjoy the trope but......i found out lyrics of a certain song...and damnit...now i can't stop thinking about it
15 notes - Posted March 26, 2022
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LISTEN
Sanguinet...
I'll give you a squeezer any time, bud
16 notes - Posted May 29, 2022
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Where the Snow Takes Us...thoughts??
I caught up/finished this....AMAZING fic...
I have NOTHING but high praises for this story. Thank you so much author for providing us your fantastic story.
99% of the time I had the BIGGEST smile on my face while reading this. The Love and Care of their characters just...breaks through your screen and immediately takes root in your mind.
(more under the cut) (mostly just me rambling)
I'm gonna try to be vague JUST IN CASE.
The 1% was me fucking CRYING. FUCK. I mentioned it before but the entirety of the scene where they go to the airport together KILLED ME. It legit brought up the time where I had to go through something similar to that and ugh. I forgot those....powerful feelings and those memories and feelings (and story) CLUNG to my damn head all day.
The pining was expected honestly. lol. makes sense. I just didn't really expect the length of it. it is (currently) 35 chapters long and I expected some length before something lol. What i didn't know is that this story, essentially, has seasons.
i THINK I can boil it down to 3 or 4, depending on how you view story beats.
Season 1 was probably my favorite. It sets up everything. Everything you WANT in a slow burn and honestly met all expectations in those regards. The author also *did the thing* where they put the title in the story.
I hated season 2. NOT because it was bad or poorly written or whathaveyou. It was the entirety of the situation. The pain it caused me lol.
[SMALL SPOILER: The connection it had with the real series kinda hit me in the face once I kinda realized. The 3 years. the letters. it was honestly really well done]
Season 3 just fucking melts your heart and kicks ass. And I HAVE to spoil this because of the immense feelings I had. BUT KORRA WINNING THE OLYMPICS. I HONESTLY CHEERED I HONESLTY CRIED. THE BIGGEST SMILE ON MY DUMB FACE. I WAS SO PROUD OF IT ALL. One of my favorite scenes had one of my absolute favorite lines in it. I left a comment that was just me screaming lol. (the author was probably confused when they read it lol)
"A few clouds traveled lazily across the blue, blissfully ignorant of the life changing events that had just transpired below. Just as they’d done eight years ago,..."
FUCK. THAT'S GOOD.
And while I said season 1 was my favorite, season 3 is probably the most fulfilling portion of the story to me.
Season 4 (maybe? depending on how you look at it lol) is where we are left off. We are dealing with reality checks. We're dealing with the, in my opinion, the must surreal amount of realism, in the non fiction sense. It slaps you in the face. lol.
And we're left on a different kind of cliff hanger. No real life or death scenarios or a "will she say yes" like deal. But one that. pricks your brain on what the possibilities be. While it's more than likely resolved, i kinda see how it can be turned (even though there's 2 chapters left lol) but all that's left after all of this is what's next for our favorite couple.
honestly, after my dumb ramblings all that's really really left to say is that I am GLAD I've read this. I know that I can't do Roll with the Punches, the fucking hurt I experienced from Where the Snow Takes Us, I would imagine, would utterly be eclipsed with RWTP. In this story, the trip to the airport, took me about a day to get over it. lol.
The author has a real talent with their writing. The moods they can capture, the characters, their individual stories, the scenes come to life I tell you.
If you're reading this still. I'm sorry for my dumb ramblings and thank you so much for doing so. Read it if you haven't already. Give it props, leave comments, share it.
My only complaint....there's no more snow. put it back. there's no more snow to take them.
17 notes - Posted August 1, 2022
#2
WHY AM I CRYING WHILE WATCHING SHORESY??????
I HATED HIM. NO LOL
25 notes - Posted May 29, 2022
My #1 post of 2022
I just wanted to say
I loved the Bob's Burgers movie. Animation was beautiful and I couldn't stop from tapping my foot. And i'm REALLY glad that i'm not in the minority. It has a 86% on rotten tomatoes (95% audience score). And like. the biggest part of it for me is that I ACTUALLY want to rewatch it. I don't really do that for movies until much later.
I guess it's mostly because it's like just a (VERY LONG) episode of the show, it has that rewatchability. But there's like...5 or 8 scenes I just want to rewatch right now lol
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The Ledge #536: Covers
As I have stated quite often during these cover tune broadcasts, I have a special folder where I place remakes as I come across them. Once that folder is full, it's time to do a show.
This time around, that folder grew at a pretty rapid pace. Of course I'm going to air Ultrabomb's version of "Sonic Reducer". I don't think anybody is surprised by the inclusion of "Borstal Breakdown" from that new live Replacements album. But many may be shocked by the inclusion of two tracks from the 1968 collaboration between Nancy Sinatra and Lee Hazelwood. Honestly, I had never heard these bonkers tunes until one day I hung out in my friend's record store. Seriously, that version of "You've Lost That Loving Feeling" is something everybody should check out.
But what made it essential that I do this theme this very week are two special records that arrived a few days ago. The first is All The Covers (And More) by The Streetwalkin' Cheetahs. Released on September 30 on Rum Bar Records, this 38 track compilation gathers together all of the remakes the band has recorded in their 25 year history.
The other is the latest project by Geoff Palmer. Standing In The Spotlight is a track by track recreation of Dee Dee Ramone's infamous 1989 "rap" album. Palmer, along with friends such as Kurt Baker and Brad Marino clearly show their love and respect for the man on this album, which was released today (September 18), Dee Dee's birthday.
I would love it if every listener bought at least one record I played on either of these shows. These great artists deserve to be compensated for their hard work, and every purchase surely helps not only pay their bills but fund their next set of wonderful songs. And if you buy these records directly from the artist or label, please let them know you heard these tunes on The Ledge! Let them know who is giving them promotion! You can find this show at almost any podcast site, including iTunes and Stitcher...or
CLICK HERE TO DOWNLOAD THE SHOW!
1. Nancy Sinatra & Lee Hazlewood, You've Lost That Lovin' Feelin'
2. Nancy Sinatra & Lee Hazlewood, Tired of Waiting for You 
3. Tony Valentino, Sometimes Good Guys Don't Wear White
4. The Right Here, Molly
5. Ty Segall, Don't Lie
6. Johnathan Pushkar, The Kids Are Alright
7. The Gold Needles, So Sad About Us
8. Nick Piunti, The Seeker
9. The Anderson Council, Glow Girl
10. The Cribs, Will You Still Love Me Tomorrow?
11. The Cribs, Bastards Of Young
12. The Replacements, Borstal Breakout
13. Martha, Dreaming Out Loud 
14. The Streetwalkin' Cheetahs, Know Your Product
15. The Streetwalkin' Cheetahs, Slow Death
16. The Streetwalkin' Cheetahs, Los Angeles
17. The Streetwalkin' Cheetahs, Stiff Competition
18. The Streetwalkin' Cheetahs, Sonic Reducer
19. Kurt Baker, So It Goes 
20. Jesse Malin, Oh Oh I Love Her So
21. The New Brutarians, I'm Your Man 
22. Kurt Baker, High Fidelity
23. Geoff Palmer, Mash Potato Time
24. Geoff Palmer, Baby Doll
25. Geoff Palmer, The Crusher
26. Geoff Palmer, Poor Little Rich Girl
27. The Trouble Seekers, Borderline
28. The Trouble Seekers, He's A Whore
29. The Cheats, Surrender
30. The Cheats, Rock and Roll Love Letter
31. Eater, Waiting for the Man
32. Eater, Queen Bitch
33. Gentlemen Rogues, Last of the Famous International Playboys 
34. Gentlemen Rogues, Fuck and Run
35. Killer Hearts, Doctor, Doctor
36. Scumbag Millionaire, So Long
37. UltraBomb, Sonic Reducer
38. Eddie and the Subtitles, We Gotta Get Out of This Place
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PROMPT LIST
I just recently noticed that the 12 followers I had here when I started actually using this blog, turned into 200 over the last ... month or so and I don't know why or how. Thank you, it feels really like insanity 🥂🎉. Maybe because it gives me some joy and it's literally just writing and not much either on this blog, nothing else.
I'm gonna write some small blurbs between 500-800 (more like between 1k-1.5k, because that's apparently the length I can write) words each, can be shorter, longer.
Rules (there aren't many, don't worry): 1. You can pick up to 4 numbers from the prompt sentences, scenarios, mood / dynamics and the touches / kinks lists for one request (there are examples under the cut). The prompts are categorized but just because it says angst, doesn't mean it can't be requested as fluff. 2. Write SFW or NSFW or don't care into the request. 3. Let me know for who of the 4 (or 2? The scenarios are for 2 people, but can be written for more) (there's just one thing I cannot write which is nsfw Damiano, sorry). 4. That's it. Because there are endless possibilities with this, you can request more than one. I might close them at one point though. Feel free to reblog this. I'm gonna reblog this myself at one point, I know myself.
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Examples & Lists
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1. Prompt Sentences:
Nonsense / General Stupidness / Idiots to Lovers / Drunk
1. "Am I an accomplice to a crime?"
2. "Please go away." - "We're handcuffed together, how am I supposed to-"
3. "Friends with benefits... isn't that like, for friends?" - "Don't think it's a requirement."
4. "I told you that you’d fall in love with me."
5. "I’m bored. Let’s bake something" - "It’s two in the fucking morning–" "So?"
6. "I know I should care about the reason why you’re naked in my bed, but I will just enjoy it for a moment."
7. "I'm sorry, I'm such an idiot." - "No, that's okay. Go on."
8. "Now if you excuse me, i'm gonna go set myself on fire."
9. "I love you." - "Hold up — what did you just say?" - "When?" - "Two seconds ago." - "I said you."
10. "You do know that’s a plastic plant, right?"
11. "You're an idiot." - "Takes one to know one."
12. "I wish I could say that this is the first time, I’ve been stabbed with a plastic spoon."
13. "Are you flirting with me?" - "I have been for the past year or so, but I appreciate you noticing."
14. "For the most part, I am, in fact, an idiot. But I fully admit to it, which should count for something."
15. "What are you doing here?" - "I got locked out of my house." - "Again?"
16. "What happened to your hand?" - "I hit my hand on something." - "On what?" - "Your ex's face."
17. "Why did you break up with them?" - "My dog didn't like them, and that is never a good sign."
18. "How about we save that kiss for some other time? Maybe, let's say, when you don't look like you're going to throw up on me?"
19. "Can you punch my face?"
20. "You’re a mess." - "Thank you for the lovely compliment."
21. "I fell in love with you." - "No, you fell down the stairs. You should really learn to hold your alcohol."
22. "I love you, but sometimes I want to throw you off a cliff."
23. "Alright— where’s the idiot?" - "Uh... I’m here." - "Surprisingly enough, I’m not talking about you this time."
24. "If you do that again I will throw you out the window you- what are you doing?" - "Checking how high the drop is to see if it's worth it."
25. "I’m not drunk. Can a drunk person do this?" - "You’re not doing anything." - "But… I sent you my love. Did you… did you not get it?"
26. "Here’s a spare key so you don’t have to keep coming in through the window."
27. "....Did you just sniff me?"
28. "If there’s nothing going on between the two of you, you don’t mind if I ask her out, do you?"
29. "I need you, you idiot." - "I am yours. No refunds."
30. "You've been here all night?" - "Of course. Why, was i supposed to sneak out?"
Fake Dating
31. "Yeah, well, I'm not paying you to like me. I'm paying you to laugh at my jokes and cling to me like a magnet so my ex doesn't think I miss them."
32. "They'll be in here in a second. Get naked." - "What? You didn't say anything about getting naked!" - "Just take off some of your clothes, I want them to think we're doing it!"
33. "This was all fake, this was just supposed to be fake you weren't supposed to tell me you love me!" - "And you weren't supposed to say it back!"
34. "It’s just going to be for one night and there will be so much food and drinks, you just need to say yes and maybe take my hand a few times that night."
35. "Are you doubting my acting skills?"
36. "I can’t believe you told them you were my fiancé."
37. "You want to practice kissing to make it believable? How about we practice having an argument and you sleeping on the couch?"
Comfort
38. "If it makes you feel better, I’ll let you brag about winning game night."
39. "You can lay your head in my lap if you want to."
40. "You okay? You look like you could use a hug."
41. "Alright, who am I beating up?"
42. "I heard you were feeling sick, so I made you some soup."
43. "You can lean on me if it makes you more comfortable."
44. "You make a good pillow."
45. "You can squeeze my hand if you need to."
46. "I'll sit here, with my arms wrapped around you, all night."
47. "Here, you can borrow my jacket."
Angst
48. "Look, i'm really sorry. You didn't deserve that."
49. "So we're breaking up over the phone? Touché."
50. "And you're here to do what, exactly? To apologize, or to feel better about yourself?"
51. "I know you've already moved on, but I'm still where we left off."
52. "All my friends told me you’d break my heart."
53. "Why did you wait until I moved on?"
54. "Come on, you're not okay." - "That obvious, huh?"
55. "It’s like you never really see me. I’m standing right in front of you and you don’t see me!"
56. "All you do is hurt people."
57. "I never would’ve thought (Person) would end up with someone else."
58. "I think I messed things up, I’m not in love with her, I’m in love with ..."
"Enemies" to Lovers / Hating eachother
59. "God, you really are the most annoying person on earth."
60. "Why are you so annoying?" - "Why are you so mad about it?"
61. "I don’t think I’ve ever heard you laugh at one of my jokes before."
62. "Go to hell." - "I'm sure the devil will greet us both with open arms."
63. "Are they fighting again?" - "Worse, they’re kissing."
64. "I am this close away from strangling you."
65. "Look, I know we're not... friends, but... i don't know where to go."
66. "You know, you could at least tell me to go to hell."
NSWF / Flirting
67. "We should probably leave, before we start a scandal."
68. "Maybe you could use that mouth for more than just talking nonsense."
69. "If you called just to get off on my voice, i’m hanging up."
70. "I saw that. You just checked out my ass."
71. "We should just get naked."
72. "If you keep fucking me this good, I'll marry you."
73. "This isn’t what I had in mind when I yelled fuck you."
74. "So... are you going to let me in, or would you rather I chat up the bartender?"
75. "The way your eyes get darker when you get aroused, is making me lose my mind."
General / Anything else
76. "Who needs them, we can have fun on our own."
77. "Do you think we’re friends / lovers in every universe?"
78. "How many times are we going to keep meeting like this?"
79. "Will they like me, or should I buy a copy of 'How to Make Friends and Influence People'?"
80. "Wait a minute, did you just choke on your (drink) because they're dating that asshole?"
81. "Pretty boy is with me!" - (...) - "Oh, I’m pretty boy?"
82. "Wasn't really under the impression you thought of me that way."
83. "You're anything but a saint."
84. "I'm sorry for bringing it up." - "Actually, I would love to kiss you."
85. "Dance with me." - "Right here?"
86. "I wonder, how many people are dead in that graveyard?" - "Hopefully all of them…"
2. Scenarios:
1. One day, Person A and Person B are both trapped in an elevator together.
2. Person A and Person B both get a little too tipsy at their weekly movie night and Person B always wants to cuddle when you’re both drunk.
3. Person A and Person B went thrift shopping together and found old love notes so now they're sitting on the couch reading them to each other in silly voices and suddenly Person A is nervous and wait a minute did Person B just use Person A's name .
4. Person A leaves baked goods for Person B anonymously, but Person B already knows that it's Person A.
5. Person A keeps making mixtapes and Spotify playlists for Person B that are full of an oddly high number of love songs, but Person B still hasn't figured out that they're confessions.
6. Person A has a hard time reaching something in the cabinet, Person B insists on helping them but Person A refuses, and Person B now has to watch as Person A climbs up the kitchen counter to reach the cabinet, terrified out of their mind that Person A will fall and hurt themselves.
7. Person B's favorite restaurant's giving out free food for Valentine's Day, but it's couples only so Person B is dragging Person A along with them.
8. Person B just ate all the caramel tartlets, so Person A pushes them on the couch to jokingly kiss them, and god their lips are sweet.
9. Person A is trying to have a conversation with Person B but Person randomly decides to splash their glass of water in Person A's face, having had enough of being serious.
10. Person A get's utterly drunk at a party. Person A is being grumpy picking fights with people for just looking at them but extra nice to Person B only. Including removing their clothes because they feel so hot and their shoes and completely forgetting about them. Only Person B can put the clothes back on them because they're the only ones allowed to touch but because Person A is drunk they also fall asleep everywhere because of that.
11. Person A and Person B almost burning down the house when making dinner because they're too busy making out.
12. Visit a christmas market and treat yourself with all the delicious sweets that are out there
13. Person A shows up at Person B's house drunk after they broke up Sorry. No break up anymore! People loved going for this one. Why?
14. Trying to bake cookies together and failing. It's one big mess and in the end, they are lying on the floor, covered in flour and not able to stop smiling.
15. Person A and Person B grocery shopping together. Person A stays strictly to the list while Person B tries to sneak a few extra items into the cart.
16. Person A got takeout from their favorite restaurant as a surprise and Person B decided to make a fancy meal to surprise Person A and now Person A is standing at the door with takeout bags while Person B is waiting for something in the oven, and they're laughing but also Person A is looking at Person B like maybe it's love?
17. One picking the other up to take them out on a date after they were stood up.
18. Person A and Person B wake up hugging each other and their noses are so close, and they stare into each other's eyes, not knowing what to do, afraid to break up the moment.
19. Person A shyly working up courage to hold Person B’s hand by continuing to brush against it, before Person B takes charge and grabs hold of it. Person A is getting all flustered.
20. Playing hide and seek at IKEA and being kicked out of the store.
3. Mood / Dynamics / Fanfic Tropes:
1. Fluff (Happy / Romantic)
2. Lazy / Sleepy
3. Angst
4. Sharing a first kiss
5. Confessing feelings
6. Friends with Benefits
7. Hurt / Comfort
8. Idiots to Lovers
9. Only one bed
10. Fake Dating
11. Having an argument / fight
12. "Enemies" to Lovers
4. Touches / Kinks:
1. Lifting someone up out of excitement
2. Nose kisses
3. Holding hands in a museum to pull them to the next exhibition
4. Cuddling for warmth
5. Shielding the other one with their body
6. Doing a pinky swear
7. Pushing a strand of hair behind their ear
8. Falling asleep on the other’s shoulder
9. Holding hands while one is balancing on a small wall
10. One doodling on the other’s hand.
11. Comparing hand-sizes to hold their hand against the other's and then just holding hands
12. Looking at their naked back, connecting the small moles with your fingers as if they were constellations.
13. One wiping a crumb from the other’s lips.
14. Touching foreheads.
15. Hickeys.
16. Semi Public
17. Sweat
18. Car Sex
19. Body Hair
20. Praise
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Sannin headcanons and thoughts
The last thing I would like to post for the sannin week. It is still 24.04 here! :D @sannin-central
This is long. Spoiler alert. Mostly Orochimaru, some Tsunade, a little of Jiraiya (because his story is pretty clear and spoken and idk what I can add). Also I recommend to read this meta about Orochimaru, it has influenced me a lot and has some good points. Sorry for any posible grammar mistakes. Also I really should put here a lot of references to the manga or anime but it was something that was piling up for a year and I'm soooooooo lazy. After all, those are just headcanons. Also: Im not excusing Oro's bad stuff here, Im trying to understand the reasons.
Ive already posted some hcs, here, here and here.
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1. First if all, the chronology pic of sannin lifetime based on the info i found on naruto wiki and also some statements about wars from this post. It was tough considering what a mess naruto’s chronology is.
2. Sannin story shows what it cost to be a legend. They're like Team 7 but more realistic. Tsunade literally carried the war but left with nothing and developed a ptsd and have problems to just live on. Also anger control issues. I think she can be pretty bossy and stubborn which is not always nice. Jiraiya is the hero of the day but also very idealistic and can ignore some important details in the real word whether its the fight (he always injured during flashbacks maybe because each time he took too much to handle and on the one hand it's heroistic but on the other is a mistake that can lead your team to situations like in that Iwa cave) or your friends issues (I bet he saw what's going on but thought it's fine until Oro actually got red handed and left). He lives in his world and may have problems to get out to see it through someone else's shoes. As for Orochimaru, it seems like he was a normal guy for 20+ years (I mean, he didn't do crazy criminal shit and had something good in him and it was stated somewhere that it was his teammates influence. It is obvious they considered him as a friend, I don't thinks it was for nothing) but we mostly know his darkest side. Despite being a moster he is a human that have empathy and some ordinary human traits (man just decorates every bit of an environment he is in lol).
3. Tsunade was the leader of team Hiruzen.
4. Tsunade sometimes hit Jiraiya for some stupid things he did or said but never touches Orochimaru even if he did something same. Jiraiya complained about it once and almost got another hit.
5. Jiraiya had problematic parents that didn't care about him much and a lot of time he was wandering in the streets.
6. Judging by the look of Oro bangs and hair, he sometimes cut it off. A stress relief huh? And the fact that he doesn't do it now in Boruto..
7. It was shown that Tsunade and Orochimaru was acknowledged before they become a team. Maybe they did just before, or maybe some longer time before. I prefer the second option and hc that they met because both had no real friends - Orochimaru seemed weird and scary for everyone and Tsunade was Senju so everyone wanted to hang out with her but didn't really care. They weren't seen as what they were - people put the labels on them. But they didn't care about each other's labels and actually saw each other in true lights.
8. Tsunade knew it was an accident and it's not right but still she blamed Orochimaru for Nawaki's death for some time. It was something that seriously damaged their friendship and the team. Orochimaru was mad but also guilty, after all, he was responsible at least as a shinobi since Nawaki was under his watch. So he started to act cold and emotionless and was trying to distance himself from his teammates.
9. Jiraiya was in Ame while Dan died.
10. The whole his orphans mission was a bit irresponsible tbh. They already fought Hanzo and as he stated the conflict between Konoha and Ame is going to an end with Konoha's win. It's weird to stay here for three years in the middle of the war while there were other lands to fight. He left his teammates for some idea. Maybe that caused another crack in their team friendship.
11. If Tsunade would have find a way to live on with her trauma and follow the will of fire and stuff it would affect Orochimaru as well just as her grief affected him. It's like he would get an example that you can live on with this pain. So death isn't above human capability and we are not just the slaves of mortality (sounds stupid but i dont know how else to describe sorry). But as we know what he actually saw is that it broke her crucially to the point she couldnt be herself again. And so the death is above everything.
12. Oro wasn’t just acting as a cold pragmatic bitch in that cave but also tried to save Tsunade. Jiraiya knew it and that’s why he showed this sign to him like "I see what youre doing here" and that stunned Oro because he would prefer to look rather like a cold pragmatic bitch hehe
13. Just a thought. People in the village probably treated Oro as a foreigner or just wouldnt accept him because he looked so differently and had a weird attitude. That's why he sometimes didn't feel that Konoha is his home. After the wars where people were treated as means and tools, even the children, he himself developed this view on people - he dehumanized them and used as the means to his goals, just as his village did. Funny thing some people were straightly dehumanizing him too like Ibiki thought that he was a demon (tho he was a child). And he probably weren't the only one. Anyways the point is that it's logical that Orochimaru don't care about anybody but some few people, he's the product of his era. He's like Naruto that would chose the hatred way. But naruto had some good and understanding people around him and.. Orochimaru had them too, but match how Iruka treated Naruto and this Hiruzen's "I sAw tHe mAliCe in This cHiLd fRoM tHe BegGinNinG". And oro didn't even have a big ass evil fox in him. sry i hate hiruzen
ANYWAYS the moral of the story is not "go criminal if they hurt you" but always treat people like people. Waving my hand to Kant.
14. The reason why Orochimaru didn't pick some good morals to stick with through the hard times no matter what (like, idk, Jiraiya or Naruto) is because 1) I think he is/was pretty depending on people around him 2) the war fucked him and his friends up too much (Nawaki incident + Tsunade) 3) twisted addictions (though I don't think he's that sadistic, we never saw him torturing randoms just for fun, it was always some science experimental shit. He tends to get fun out of cruelty only when it's personal) that maybe developed as a way to sublimate anger and sadness caused by his parents loss (that's what they share with sasuke - unlicke naruto, they knew their parents and it's other kind of pain. Sasuke developed a revenge issue and Orochimaru - cruelty pleasure which... is kinda the same but less epic and more occasional lol).
15. Speaking of that, Orochimaru cared for Sasuke because he saw himself in him.
16. Oro hold grudges against Hiruzen for not choosing him to be Hokage not only because he was ambitious and/or egoistic, but also because Hiruzen was some kind of a father figure for him and his approval was important tho i doubt he was aware of that. He also probably could tell that Hiruzen was suspicios about him when he was a child and that led to many conflicts and was hurting as well.
17. Tsunade knew things weren't pretty with Orochimaru after the wars but she never expected them to be this bad. During the week that she was given in her arc she thought not only about how much she wants to see Nawaki and Dan again despite how wrong would it be but also was trying to bury all the good memories she had left of Orochimaru so it would be easier to kill him.
18. She poisoned Jiraiya exactly because she knew he would not let her do it. Jiraiya was always hesitant to kill and inclined to forgiveness, while Tsunade, as mentioned by Orochimaru, could be merciless (so much so that he was not surprised when Kabuto suggested that she wanted to use Jira for Edo Tensei).
19. That was one of her traits that scared Jiraiya and fascinated Orochimaru.
20. Remember how Oro grabbed Jiraiya's neck when the latter was trying to cover with hair jutsu? On the snake, in Tsnade's arc. Orochimaru could have easily kill Jiraiya by pulling the sword out of the mouth (arteries are right there) but he didn't. As well as he could kill Tsunade when she was still shaking - just aim for the neck or the heart. Instead, he just injured her lung and kicked her which is not a big deal for the kind of shinoby like her at all.. Also he helped Anko not accidentally kill herself but it would be way much profitable to let her do it. "Orochimaru has no feelings".
21. The reason he suddenly wanted to kill Tsunade instead of forcing her to heal his arms as it was planned (which is weird since it will not going to get him heals and he kinda said that he wouldn't want to kill her just minutes ago) is that not only she refused to help him (he thought he could work it out) but she also prefered the village over him (from his point of view). Out if everyone she was the closest to being able to understand him since the village caused her painful losses too but nevertheless she agreed to be on it's side.
22. He wasn't fighting her back in the end partly because he thought he deserved that. Somewhere deep inside hahah.
23. Tsunade got a fear to develop deep bonds so they probably weren't very close with Shizune (also the way she knocked her down in this hotel.. oh).
24. Orochimaru will be here when she'll die.
25. Orochimaru's eng dub to Tsunade: "I often wondered what it would be like to ring that pretty neck yours". No comments.
26. Orochimaru is either bi/pan or ace. Anything or nothing lmao
27. Hiruzen knew about at least some of the Oro’s illegal experiments and was okay just as he was okay with the Foundation all the time. Because it’s useful. Then he has discovered he went too far OR he knew everything and oro just became too inconvenient because of his methods. The way Orochimaru tells Sasuke about reasons they are well treated as the criminals is based on in his experience with Hiruzen.
28. As you may know the lyrics in Orochimaru’s music theme goes “don’t talk with the silence of the heart”. It was taken from one Indian song that also had lines like “don’t question life too much”, ”pain arose somewhere in the chest”, “don’t speak to the wounds of the heart”. Though I’m not sure 100% because I was translating it with some hindi dictionary with like zero knowledge of hindi
29. I like to think that this “silence of the heart” theme and the fact that he called his village a hidden sound village are somehow connected. The hidden sound is the possible explanation of all things waiting to be listened to but the truth is silent and you know it deep in your heart and it bothers you. The world is silent just like the life is meaningless but people can only hear. *Sigh* anyways
30. Orochimaru’s journey is the one about accepting death. When he saw Karin released her chains while was trying to get to Sasuke he understood that the death is a part of human’s strength.
Can’t wait to feel that everything I wrote is wrong or not enough or stupid and obvious lol. Anyways, it’s something that I wanted to share until I move to some other fandom.
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