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fics-lovebot · 9 months

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stray kids recs

main masterlist

pls remember to reblog if you like any of my recs❤️

e.r means established relationship

ot8

giving them head while they are live - reaction

skz as hard subs - it´s a LOT sjsjjs

boyfriend things skz does - so fluffy

worm tales - crack, “would you love me if i was a worm?” KDAKJSD the hyunjin one lmao, felix is #stressed

sleeping on the couch after an argument - angst and then fluff, they messed up, it´s so sad :(

sitting on their lap while they’re gaming - fluff

chan

he forgets he is the dom - blurb, smut, sub!chan, puthy whipped, braind dead by that puthy

counting thrusts - blurb, smut, fluff, they´re in luvv, chan is cute fr, sex after sex, a lil teasing here and there

jealousy is adorable - yandere, idol!chan, best friend´s little sister reader, posessive and manipulative af, gets a taste of his own medicine

pretend - yandere! chan, he a murdererrrrr but he´s so soft for his baby

lee know

jealousy is a bitch - yandere, idol lino, daycare teacher reader, stalking, manipulation, he wants you to quit ur job, he´s mean, he threatens to harm you, lotttsss of yelling, throwing and kicking things aroung, punching walls, bloody hand and everything

boyfriend texts - slice of life, crack if you squint

han

jealousy is beautiful - yandere, idol!han, he is obsessed, kidnapping, cheating, you´re his new fixation, they´re both CRAZY

felix

suffocating - yandere!felix, noona!reader, toxic af, he thinks you´re trying to leave him so he chokes you,,,

game over - you´re on his lap doing the most, distracting him, so he loses the game and yk what that means, degrading dirty talk

jealousy is sin - yandere, idol!felix, fangirl reader, toxic affff

am i cute now? - smut, the way I gasped when i read the fIRST line I-, he´s sick of you looking at him like your cute lil friend

changbin

jealousy is heartbreaking - yandere, idol!binnie, doctor reader, he´s manipulative af, mentions of suicide, he´s unstable

hyunjin

under his spell - yandere!hyunjin, smut, clingy, obsessive, controlling, jealous, he swears at you, cray-cray, degrading talk, doesn´t let you go out by yourself, manipulation, he´s a witch fr

jealousy is sickening - yandere, idol!hyunjin, dog sitter reader, his love life depends on kkami lmao, he only lets you out of you go with him, he´s got a temper, slamming walls, yelling and all that, he´s terrified of losing you

glossy - smut, spoiled reader, he says so stufff ok?, it gets heated

morning text - so fluffy, pouty jinnie, he´s so dramatic lmao, #sulking

pretty - smut, ex bf! hyunjin, OOFF, he´s obsessed and is trying to get you back with good dicc

no nut november (loser #3) - smut, slice of life, domestic, he´s still dramatic sksksks, funny texts

dreamy - yandere, wAIT this is,,,, I was confused for a hot min, loved it

baby fever - fluff, non idol au, hubby! hyunjin, dad! hyunjin, so cute

taste so sweet - smut, he loves eating u out

when hyunjin forgets your birthday, but so do you - fluff, angst, e.r, he´s was so worried omg :( poor baby

seungmin

jealousy is precious - yandere, idol!seungmin, staff member reader, he want to shape you into his perfect girl, doesn´t let you get a job, he doesn´t let you go out, like literally doesn´t let you see the outside world, cray-cray, he needs you to be dependent on him so you won´t leave him, he likes it when you act as crazy as him

jeongin

jealousy is annoying - yandere, idol I.N, innie is crazy obsessed, kidnapping

love n´ devotion - smut, dark romance, yandere innie, yandere reader, toxic relationship, they´re both crazy asfffff

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live-laugh-lenney · 3 days

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BABE WAKE UP NEW ARTHUR HILL VIDEO JUST DROPPED!!! and atv looks fine asfffff😚

OH, TELL ME ABOUT IT.

there’s something about drunk arthur television during those videos that does something to my insides, aha. he looks so good!

obsessed with arthur hill’s drinking videos, they’re just so incredibly chaotic and crazy, hahaha. xx

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judeswhore · 1 year

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Riding Jude and he’s vocal asfffff omlll😍

he’s got his head tipped back and he’s being soooo whiney and breathy little moans in ur ear and he’s praising u so much and babbling abt how good u feel and how good u are to him and then he’s brushing his thumb over ur clit and watching himself disappear inside of u and he’s just whimpering out that ur a his good girl and ur just swallowing his cock and he’s so proud of u

#hey jude :)

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leovenuslatina · 2 months

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Hiiii I ship with you asap rocky and I think it's because your account reminds me a lot of Rihanna. I also feel like you seem to be really into fashion/models which I feel like he would be into. You both also have Leo Venus so theres compatibility. Overall I really do just get Rihanna vibes from you which I loveeee

My question is: what is my next sexual encounter gonna be like??

Thank you!!

ahhh that’s so so sweet 🥹🫶🏾Rihanna is my biggest inspo clearly lmao and everything you said is so spot on w me but honestly barely like asap rocky he’s like a 5/10

your next sexual encounter 🐬

channeled song - up and down by: t - pain

your next sexual is fun asfffff it’s really a good ass time. you’re gonna be w a person who is hellla dominate and strong. your next sexual encounter will be w a assertive person who is a mature leader. it’ll be energetic and hot your person will be on there knees for you being at your beck and call.

for paid private readings dm me 💘

3 questions - $20

6 questions - $30

long channeled message - $90

plzzz no questions about health or death ☠️

#black tarot readers #leovenuslatina #tarot asks #asks open #ask ask ask #18+ mdni #18+ content

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pxrxcxa · 2 years

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i cant wait for pt 5 omg i need to see how he reacts to the love confession😭

Part 5 is long asfffff 😭😭😭 I hope you guys are in for a good read! 🥺😤 but yes there is definitely a reaction and quite of lot of confessions and making up for a lot of mean things he’s done 😭😂🔞

#p.answers #you’re being mean #why are you so mean #I know why you’re mean #mean to the bone #mean to everyone but me #eddie munson #eddie munson fan fiction #eddie munson imagine #eddie munson x reader #eddie smut #eddie x reader #eddie stranger things #eddie fanfic #eddie munson headcanon #stranger things 4

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elliespeach · 1 year

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it didn’t last for too long i don’t think lmao i can’t rlly remember. i could barely breath for like 5-7 minutes maybe? and then i was fine

usually when i get baked i do feel a pressure on my chest periodically that makes it hard to breath but that’s like a good pressure (idk i’m just a freak like that) BUT this time it was a bit too much so i was freakin out for a sec😟 tell me why after i got over the fear of suffocating i kinda liked the pressure again (i wanna do it again🧍) ANYWAYS

-🐞

that’s happened to me a few times too!! and i mean u do u baby if u like it 🤷🏼‍♀️ but 5-7 mins is lowkey long asfffff when ur stoned ur a goddamn solider

#ellie’speachasks

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strawberryandtypos · 2 years

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Getting into universities is one of the most scariest feelings. I somehow know that I've got this but my brain can't and won't stop thinking of ways I can mess up and not get in whichever uni I want. I'm 17 and I need to start applying soon and one of the places I want to apply to is singapore. AND. ITS. TOUGH. (Since its mostly academic) I'm not the most appealing student since the education system is mostly based around mugging up but trust me as far as I know myself, AND I KNOW MYSELF VERY WELL I am smart and not just in a narcissistic self obsessed way (T-T) but actually in the sense that i know what im doing and i am good at topics im actually interested in. So only if the unis I was applying to could see me as I am could they see my worth.

All of this seems so stupid to me sometimes because it's just a rat race to get into universities but I cant help but be a part of that rat race myself. As hard as I try to come off as "different" or "unique", I am actually just running in straight into that rat race and I can't stop myself.

This seems like a very mindless rant, I have completely forgotten what my main point was here, but thank you for being my audience :")

(I will keep updating stuff about my life on here, Maybe Noone sees it but it's something I would like to look back upon after a few years

WHEN IM SUCCESSFUL ASFFFFF HAHHAHAHAHAHA)

xoxo

Yourburntoutacademicrival

#cry for help #universities idek #all the best #singapore im coming for your ass #study #studyinspo #lol quirky ahh

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karlheisenberganyone · 3 years

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This is my first post so I’m sorry if it’s bad lmao but yeaaa, this is kinda my first smut post ya knowww- but yea if it’s bad I’m sorry. Also I’m only doing this cause I’m bored asfffff 😫😫 also I might only post smut cause that’s what I’m best at cause I’m one hörny bish lmfao. So yea no one under 18 read I guess.

SMUT UNDER THIS PLEASE READ AT YOUR OWN RISK

Karl Heisenberg x female reader smut 18+

“Only for a bit”

Warning: cursing , kinkyyy, getting tied up, choking, pet calling (sweetheart, kitten) you also using names like sir. Just sexy stuff 😩

Enjoy <3

You were one of the 4 daughters of Lady Dimitrescu. You, Bela, Daniela, and Cassandra were treated very well, with rich delicious wine and goods. You were different from them though. All 4 of them were vampires, but you, you are an ordinary human being. Instead of eating human meat and drinking human blood, you ate normal animal meat and drank fine wine or water. It wasn’t difficult living with this family, you actually really enjoyed it. You had a wonderful mother and wonderful sisters. You felt loved and accepted in their family. You have lived with the Dimitrescu’s since a very younge age. You were brought into the family by Mother Miranda, who apparently found you in the abounded village a few miles away.

Today there was also a very important meeting being held up, and mother insisted you came over to accompany her, which you happily accepted. You were now In your bedroom, getting ready, but stopped when you heard a knock. “Sister, mother told me to bring you this dress she got made especially for you” you heard Bella say behind the door. “Oh ok, thank you very much and tell mother I’m very grateful” you said opening the door and taking the box with the dress in it. “I will, also mother wants you ready in 20 minutes” Bella said disappearing into a swarm of flies. “Ok!” You said loudly but not too loud.

You opened the box to see a gorgeous emerald green dress, with a bunch of gold swirls on the front with green gems. You slowly and carefully put the dress on and then go style your hair. You weren’t really used to these long dresses, and looking very elegant. After 20 minutes, you walked down the stairs in your heels, slowly to not fall over and make a scene of yourself. “You look absolutely stunning, as always dear” you heard your mother call out to you. “Thank you mother, and I’m very grateful for this dress. Bella told me it was specifically made for me” you tell your mother with a soft smile. “Only the best for my sweet beautiful daughter’s” your mother replied back with a soft smile. “So are you ready dear?” Your mother asked turning to look at you. “Yes mother” you said, taking your coat off the hanger and same with mother.

It was early autumn, and it was getting a tiny bit chilly. You walked down the paths, walking past many trees turning all different colours to show it was autumn. It truly was a gorgeous sight to see. After a few minutes of walking, you get to your destination. Mother opens the front door to find Donna sitting peacefully, greeting you and mother, while her doll running around laughing maniacally. Moreau was quietly lighting the candles to bring a bit of light inside. And Heisenberg no where to be seen yet. After all you were 30 minutes early. Mother sat down in her regular spot, talking to Donna about how she has been and catching up. You, you went to talk to Moreau about how well he has been. After 10 minutes of sitting down and talking to Moreau about video games he has, the door was harshly opened by a heavy boot, belonging to no other than Heisenberg. Everyone brings their attention towards the man himself, looking at his toothy white smile, greeting everyone by tilting his hat a bit and walking towards his seat. “So the dog decided to come over” mother started. “Oh shut up you bitch, I always come here for meetings, usually a bit late, but today is different!” Heisenberg said glaring at her through his glasses, and then looking at you, you looking back at him with an angry expression. “What are you frowning at kitten?” He asked you. “I do not like it when someone calls my mother in appropriate names” you said with a harsh and calm tone. “But your “dear mother” has called me a dog so I have full right to call her a bitch” he said putting his hands over he chair, and crossing his legs. “Not like she isn’t right” you mumbled, loud enough for everyone to hear you, and your mother laughing quietly.

“You wanna fight or something kitten?” He asked you leaning forward now. “No, I just don’t like my mother being called harsh words that aren’t true” you said glaring at him. But when he was about to argue, Mother Miranda has arrived, leaving Heisenberg to close his mouth and groan loud enough for you to look at him.

After about an hour or so, the meeting ended. “Y/n, dear, please do me a favour and walk home. I must talk to Mother Miranda about something very important, and I won’t be coming home any time soon” mother said. You give her a reassuring smile and a nod, putting on your coat. You weren’t scared of walking home, because you knew how to fight. You could kill and fight with no problem, after all you do live with vampires. You walked out the door, and first thing you smell is the strong smell of cigar and whiskey, telling you Heisenberg was right there, and you were right. You turned your head towards him watching him smoking his cigar with a “really, here?” look. You shake your head a bit and start walking home, but before you could go you heard him talk. “I didn’t let you go anywhere kitten did I?” He asked you, you turning around to look at him. You took a deep breath and said “no.1 I ain’t no kitten so stop with that kitten shit, and 2nd of all you ain’t my parent so I can do what I want” you said with a little smile and started walking off home.

But Heisenberg didn’t give up easily. He started following you. You turn around rapidly. “What do you want?” You asked. Heisenberg just watched you. You could feel him eye you up and down even with those glasses on. You sighed out loud and started walking again, not caring that he was right behind you anymore. “You know what kitten, come with me to my factory, I wanna show u something” he said suddenly. You turned around once again and looked at him. “Why would I go to your factory?” He sighed “Come on pet, do ya have anything betta to do? No, so come over to mine. At least I’ll have some company”. The thought of you and Heisenberg being together alone made you kind of excited. You liked this man for a bit and loved teasing and annoying him, and he loved doing the same thing.

“Fine, but only for a bit” you said, letting him go in front and lead the way. It was a small walk and you got there real quick. “So here we are, my dear factory” he said showing off his mechanical creation’s. After giving you a walk through the factory, you asked why he invited you over. “Well I had a few questions” he answered, and now ur curiosity wanted to know what he had to ask. “You look curious kitten, would ya like to know?” He asked which you responded with a nod. “Well kitten, why did you chose to listen to me and come over?” Was his question first. “I dunno, I was bored so yea” you responded. “2nd question, what’s your type?” You looked at him with a suspicious look. “Why do you want to know that?” You asked. “You really wanna know kitten?” He asked lowering his voice a bit, which makes you shiver in pleasure. “I would like to know, but is it worth it?” You asked. “Well you will have to wait and see” he said. “Come over here” he said taking his glasses off and hat, and you obeying him and come near him. You could see the lust and need in his eyes making you feel warm and tingly.

“I would like to know why you want to know my type, Heisenberg” you said getting closer to him. “You really wanna know dear?” Seeing the lust in his eyes. “Yes I do” you said, a teasing look on your face. “Cause I wanna see if I’m of any of your standards dear. I wanna see if I can claim you as mine” he said coming closer to your ear, whispering in a deep raspy voice, which made you feel wetness come over. “And what would you do to me if you were of my standards and could claim me as yours?” You asked, teasingly wanting to know his answer. “Oh I’d do a lot to you kitten~” he purred into your ear. “Could you tell me what exactly?” You asked. “Right now, I’d like to rail you right here right now, make you scream my name until you can’t speak no more, listen to your moans like some music, fuck you so hard you start shaking, tie you up and make sure you can’t fuckin escape and make you endure the pleasure” he said making him squirm under him, making you feel like a hot mess, with only words. “Can I touch you?” He asked. You nod, immediately, begging for some friction. He slowly put his hands on your waist, pulling you closer to him, and then taking your chin in one of his hands, and giving you a fast kiss, which soon turned into a heated make out session, his hands travelling around your body, while yours on his shoulders. Picking you up, he places you on the table behind him, throwing everything on the table onto the ground, placing you on top of it not stopping the kiss.

He soon started taking your dress off, unzipping it from the back, slowly to not make no damage. The kiss getting hotter and more heated, tasting the mix between cigar and whiskey, making your knees weak. After taking off the dress, he starts trailing kisses and bites down your jaw and kneck down to your exposed chest. He looked at you with a questionable look, and you gave him a quick nod to show him it was ok. After pleasuring you with your tits, and not getting a lot of moans out of you, it didn’t satisfy Heisenberg.

He laid you down onto your back and took of your panties. He gave you another look, and you nod. He slowly looks at you panties. “I haven’t even touched you that much, but look how fuckin wet you are kitten! And because of me and only for me” he said spreading your lips. He lowered himself biting at your thighs earning a few needy moans. It took him ages to finally give you a bit of pleasure by spreading your lips, and him finally using his mouth and tounge finally licking your clit, making your back arch and moan his name. That made Heisenberg go faster and add more pressure, which made you a moaning hot mess, for him and only him. “You taste fuckin delicious kitten” he said in pants. He then brought his 2 fingers, and slipped them inside you, curling them, making you feel more pleasure. When you felt your orgasm coming, Heisenberg stop what he was doing making you whine . “Come on, Heisenberg, I wanna cum so badly, please lemme cum” you moaned. “But kitten, I’m not done with you yet.” He said taking his shirt off, boots and then undoing his belt.

When he undid his belt, and unzipped his pants, you could see his hard erection, making you wetter. “Enjoying the view princess?” He asked while taking his dick out. You just gave him a needy look and that gave him the hint to put it in. But before that you saw metal scraps flying past him taking your hands and pinning them at the top of your head on the table, making you unable to move your hands. This distracted you, so you didn’t notice Karl moving forward getting in place to rail you. He pushed in, which made you wince in pain letting him enter you bit by bit. You didn’t notice how big he was, feeling him fill you to the brim. “Is that all you can take kitten? Well fuck you still have a bit to go. You are so tight for me baby” he said moaning breathily.

“I cant take anymore Heisenberg, it’s too much” you moaned your legs trembling. “I’ll make you take all of it” he said pushing the rest of his length deep inside, making you arch your back in pleasure, making you gasp hard. He let you adjust to his size for a few minutes until he started moving his hips. At first he went with a slow passionate pace, but seeing you arch your back moaning for more, he picked up speed and strength, taking his dick nearly out, and slamming back in, making you gasp and moan. “Kitten, I want to hear you loud, don’t hide any of your sweet noises” he said breathlessly. You gave him a light nod before him slamming himself into you again, making you nearly scream his name out, him hitting every perfect spot.

He took one of your legs, onto his shoulder, making him go deeper into you, making you a moaning mess. He then took his glove off, by teeth and started rubbing your clit, building another orgasm inside you. “Already another orgasm pet? You have to beg for this one a lot harder sweetheart” he said rubbing your clit harder and slamming harder into you. “P-please sir please let me c-cum, I’ll do anything, please let me cum, please” you begged in between moans. “Tell me how good I make you feel” Heisenberg same slamming into you faster, watching your face curl into pleasure. “You make me feel so good sir, please haah your dick makes me feel so good sir, you are so good sir” you said with tears in the corner of your eyes.

“Good girl, so fuckin good for me and only me” slamming hard into you, your legs trembling nearing your orgasm. “Karl I’m about to-“ you slightly screamed, but Heisenberg stopped you by wrapping his hand around your neck, his other hand still rubbing your clit, making you cum hard on his dick, squeezing him, making him go harder, chasing his own orgasm moaning fuck and your so fuckin tight. And then he slammed one more time, spilling his seed deep inside you, filling you up. After that intense orgasm, Karl fell on top of you trying to support his weight with his hands on each side of your head. He let you go off the metal scraps, and you put one hand in his hair and the other on his shoulder. “Fuck, I should’ve done this sooner, don’t ya think?” He asked slightly laughing. “You should have, but better now than never” you said and with that he lowered down to give you a soft passionate kiss, making you melt right under him.

“You should go home kitten.. you can maybe stay a bit longer next time” he mumbled softly, not wanting to let you go, but also not wanting you to get in trouble and hurt. “I should” you said getting up, cleaning up and dressing up. He just put on his trousers and belt and watched you while lighting a cigar in his mouth. You were about to head out until Karl took your wrist and kissed you a goodbye kiss. “I’ll see you again kitten” he said with a grin letting you go and opening the door for you. “Next time then. Bye bye” you said and he just waved. What a crazy day you told yourself walking home aching but happy.

#karl heisenberg #heisenberg x reader #smut #heisenberg smut #first post

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destinyc1020 · 3 years

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hey destiny i’ve seen so many people like comment on timothee abs zendaya and i love there interviews so fun but can we take a second the man offered to help her up stairs she was w denis and she was like yeah i’m good like to me it’s clear asfffff that she feels secure w tom and tom is secure w her he liking all the pics commenting like they just give me friend vibes major friend vibes we still have no pic of them w arm around each other and also not to mention that she got the bro handshake and said how good of a friend he was to have in industry okay sorry for rant and no punctuation

Yea of course she and Timmy are just friends lol. Why anyone would think anything different when she has an obvious confirmed BOYFRIEND is beyond me. Kind of disrespectful to me actually. But oh well. 🤷 People are gonna ship who they wanna ship regardless, and Z and Timmy know it lol. It doesn't make any difference at all to them because celebrities don't date who their fans want them to date anyway. They date who they have an obvious connection with and are attracted to. Point blank period. They couldn't care less who the fans want to see them with. Would you if you were in their position lol? 😂 Think about it lol. You date who YOU want to date right??? Exactly. Of course you do.

Z and Tom are secure in their relationship these days, and they know that fans shipping them with other people def comes w/the territory sometimes. 🤷 They've even said so themselves.

But it's like, whatever.

TZ know who they sleep with at night lol. 😂😂

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ninetyonepointsixthecum · 2 years

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Unpopular opinion: peas are good asfffff

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ticketstomydaydreams · 3 years

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BITCH YOUR SMUT IS SO GOOD I BE READING IT FOR FUN BUT SHIT WAS HOT ASFFFFF

Haha! 😈 This feedback! Not gonna lie - LOVE TO HEAR IT 🥺😘 Thanks so much for taking the time to say this 💜

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binniedeactivated · 3 years

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I am not good at describing such stuff. But here it goes. Don't judge.

I once came up with this thing where Y, B and I were in a poly. And B teases Y about how I am a better dom than Y. Y and I end up fighting for dominance and then it's like totally rough making out and he ends up pinning me down. And then fucks me while asking Gyu if this is his dom. Gyu who is left there to help himself is lowkey thinking of how he just wanted to get railed. 😂😂

-🦚

That’s hot asfffff thooooo🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣holy shiiiiit!

#cutie moots💕

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dull-bun · 3 years

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YES I DID LOVE 😩

I just had some longhorn and it was good asfffff

did you eat and drink water 😐😐😐😐😐

GOOD >:(

longhorn? whats that >>

ABSDBJRBHBFJ I JUST ATE A SANDWICH AND YES I DID DRINK WATER THANK U :D