#HE'S SUCH A BLABBERMOUTH

[eluminium]

Impulse is the least smooth mf I’ve ever seen. Man basically went: "Oh I have to goooo earlier then normal...usually i share all i do my life with you guys but not today today is a secret....lets raid Martyn then- OHHHH he's ending?? Same time as me??? how weird...how strange...totally not related...Tango isn't streaming either huh...welp we'll raid joker and call it a day ;)" This man is a blabbermouth who can’t lie for shit and we love him for it. No wonder he comitted so hard to the homewrecker bit. “This is why my wife married me. Because I’m bad at lying” <- idk this is just funny.

#HE'S SUCH A BLABBERMOUTH #HE CANNOT SHUT UP FOR 1 SECOND #AND HES SUCH A BAD ACTIVE LIAR IEGJOEIGESGHSE #WE LOVE HIM SO MUCH #ANYWAYS FREAKING OUT ON THE DASHBOARD I SEE #SAME MAN. SAME #impulsesv #trafficblr #traffic series #3rd life #last life #double life #life series #new life series HYPEE #dose of impulse

[laski-and-sage]

Pip: "Naahh.... I won't tell a single soul."

*back at the mansion*

Pip, running around: "SERAS! ALUCARD! LADY INTEGRA! GUYS! You won't BELIEVE what happened!"

#shitpost #pineapple #hellsing ultimate #hellsing #alucard #seras victoria #pip bernadotte #mansion #he's such a blabbermouth #at least if he doesn't like you! #he wouldn't tell a single soul if he likes you #soul... and pip #hehehe

[dorkszn]

my favorite thing ever in shameless is kevin just casually walking in the gallagher’s house to get he and v’s things back

#kenn being a blabbermouth #dorkszn #shameless #kevin ball #veronica fisher #shameless tv #he’s so fine too

[sloppy-syrup]

Mikey telling his brothers absolutely everything:

DUDE I KEPT FORGETTING TO POST THIS ONE BUT IM FINALLY DOING IT!!

Also omg super proud of the last frame (ᗒヮᗕ)՞

#omg they’re so silly #mikey is absolutely a blabbermouth #he CANNOT keep a secret #especially with his brothers #love their relationship #I Need siblings Like them Fr #save rottmnt #rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #artists on tumblr #rise donnie #rise leo #tmnt #rise mikey #rise raph #michealangelo #teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt fanart #animation #mikey fanart #ok bye ily #Sloppy’s arts

[fangirling-tussisque-noncaelatur]

Phoenix: Never have I ever...been in handcuffs.

Hangman: *drinks*

Everyone: *stares at him*

Fanboy and Payback: What?!

Coyote: Jake?

Hangman: *grins*

Bob: Being arrested?

Hangman: That wasn't the question.

Hangman: *winks at Rooster*

Rooster: *blushes furiously*

#rooster is already regretting banging a blabbermouth #actually he doesn't #hangster #dagger squad #incorrect quotes #source: anna Kendrick #sereshaw #Hangaroo #jake hangman seresin #bradley rooster bradshaw #hangman #rooster #hangman x rooster #natasha phoenix trace #robert bob floyd #javy coyote machado #reuben payback fitch #mickey fanboy garcia #roohang #rooshang #top gun: maverick #tgm #rooster x hangman #bradley bradshaw x jake seresin #jake seresin x bradley bradshaw #jake seresin #bradley bradshaw #top gun #hangman top gun #rooster top gun

[aurevell]

Returning the Favor Sterek | 5k | T

Stiles pays a nighttime visit to his boyfriend in secret, or so he thinks. Unfortunately, the Hale family has keener ears than he realizes.

It’s late when Derek hears the noise at the side of the house. A creak of siding that cuts through the backdrop of cricket song. Just one lone sound, but there’s something cautious about it. Probing.

He lowers the book he’s reading, but no other sounds follow. Derek has been lying sprawled across his bed, drowsy and warm and comfortable, sweatpant-clad legs resting against the wall—but now that he’s conscious of the sound, his focus sharpening, he thinks he’s been hearing quiet noises grow nearer for some time without quite comprehending them. A wild animal outside, maybe, creeping slowly around the foundation of the house. Something large enough that the mulch in the flower bed crunches beneath its weight.

It’s not often that a solitary animal grows bold enough to venture this close to a werewolf pack—the scent always scares them off first. They don’t even get raccoons out here, especially not with the cold this time of year. It could always be their cousin Warren, who’s always thought it funny to startle his relatives with unexpected visits in the dead of night. Or any one of the nasty things in Uncle Peter’s wild stories, supernatural things that creep into the house come dark.

Derek glances at the window, book still resting on his chest, but the house is still.

Maybe it’s gone. That’s just as well: he’s too comfortable to drag himself over to the window to look.

And then another sound comes, an unmistakable creak. Heavy weight settling into place.

Downstairs, his mother sighs. “What was that?” she demands, her voice faint with distance. She and his dad are likely out on the porch swing at this time of evening, even though it’s nearly winter, lunatics that they are. “If Laura and Cora are at it again—”

“I’m sure they aren’t, Tal,” Derek’s father replies, sounding amused. “You put the fear of god in them.”

Mom scoffs. “If we have to repair another door, it’s coming out of their pockets.”

“Not everything is my fault, Mom,” Cora mutters pointedly from down the hall. There’s heavy metal coming from the vicinity of Laura’s bedroom, just low enough to be blasting from her headphones, and she doesn’t pipe up to defend herself.

The thing hasn’t gone away. Metal squeaks a moment later, and then the scrabbling returns, punctuated by a thump and a muffled grunt.

Annoyed, Derek tosses the book aside and clambers to his feet, crossing over to the window. When he hoists up the sash, letting the night chill waft in, he peers down into the dark and finds that the source is worse than anything he could have imagined.

It’s his boyfriend, scaling the side of the house like some deranged cat burglar.

Stiles is hanging onto the drainpipe, having managed to hoist himself several feet off the ground. He’s leaning against the metal awning over the kitchen window, one foot atop the shutter and the other scrabbling for purchase against the siding. At the clatter of Derek’s opening window, he looks up, startled, and nearly loses his balance.

“What are you doing here?” Derek hisses.

“Just returning the favor.” With a moment to catch himself against the awning, Stiles gets his bearing and grins. “What? Don’t make that face. C’mon, you can show up at all hours of the night, but turnabout isn’t fair play?”

With that, he sticks his tongue between his teeth, which he sometimes does unconsciously when something demands his full attention. And the perilous task of climbing should get his full attention, given how often he stumbles when both of his feet are on the ground. God, Derek is about to witness his idiot boyfriend fall to his death or something.

Stiles heaves himself mostly onto the awning, clawing for purchase with a grunt. When he reaches for the window, he loses his grip, nearly sliding backward onto the grass; in a flash of panic, Derek grabs him by his shirt and yanks him forward.

“Are you trying to get yourself killed?” he demands, aware of their volume and even more aware of their audience.

The awning rattles as Stiles draws up his long legs to slip inside the window feet first, ducking under the sash. He’s panting a little as he pulls himself upright, though he bats his eyes sweetly in the face of Derek’s scowl. “Oh, please. I knew you’d catch me. ‘My hero,’ and all that.”

“Should have let you fall and die,” Derek retorts, shutting the window.

“Probably. Oh man, that was so athletic. Sometimes, I amaze myself.”

Derek doesn’t have anything smart to say to that. He’s only half paying attention, too busy bracing for the discussion sure to follow.

He and Stiles may as well have stomped up and down the stairs blowing air horns as far as the rest of the house goes. Everyone will have heard. Derek is absolutely sure because you can hear a pin drop, like no one’s even moving, like everyone’s waiting with bated breath—either gleeful or judgmental or both—to hear what comes next. Even Laura’s deafening headphones have gone silent. Fuck.

Worst of all…Stiles doesn’t know any of this. He doesn’t yet know about the secret the Hale family hides, or how keenly they can hear, or that every word he says will be seized up and cheerfully dissected and gossiped about in real time.

Read the rest on AO3

#sterek #sterek fic #mine #vaguely inspired by a tumblr post i have been unable to find after multiple searches in the month+ it took me to write this #i think it was a pic of two cats falling off a roof?? #and whoever posted it was basically like 'haha this is stiles-coded after he tries to climb derek's window and pulls derek down with him' #i'm pretty sure i even reblogged it and yet where is it?? #if you know what i'm talking about let me know lmao #anyway #this is only a little bit about stiles struggling through the window #mostly it's about how i think werewolf hearing would upgrade the sibling-on-sibling crime possibilities in any given household #and the fact that you could not get away with ANYTHING noisy without every other person in the house knowing about it #so having blabbermouth stiles stilinski pop into said household while being totally ignorant of the existence of werewolves... #let's just say 'poor derek' and leave it at that lmao

[stopthatfool]

I want 17 you dumb bitch (icemav pls❤️)

(disclaimer! my irl friend was sitting next to me as they sent in this request! we were both laughing and in on the joke!) (i would prefer for online anons to not call me a dumb bitch, though!)

This goes out to you, @soggyfruitloopsforever!

17. "Ok, well... Fuck." From this writing prompt game!

Tags: Mature, sexual content, allusions to internalized homophobia, Word count 1100.

I hope you enjoyed it! It was fun to explore more of Ice's perspective and his own relationship with his sexuality! I tried copying and pasting this directly into tumblr but it formatted all weird and I got frustrated fixing it (and it was crazy long), so alas, screenshots.

I would love to receive some more requests if any of you reading would like to send one in! (and I'm currently working on the other requests for those who have already asked!) <3

#if there are any typos... DONT LOOK! #blabbermouth mav coming in saying something without thinking and being dumb #ice battling with his internalized homophobia: is it gay to care about how my material items are handled and interacted with? #it's not gay but Ice is dumb so he thinks it is #now for the tags (don't look at me i'm embarrassed) #top gun #top gun 1986 #icemav #pete maverick mitchell #tom iceman kazansky #maverick #iceman #top gun fanfiction #stopthatfool writes

[rainofthetwilight]

i will forever STAND by the hc that jay throughout the seasons went from short stack to tall as a goddamn pole

#ninjago #ninjago jay #jay walker #pre-season 7 jay in my hc was like. as tall as nya? #who was the 2nd shortest (shortest being lloyd) #to the 3rd tallest #right after cole #nya all of a sudden became the shortest of the team with lloyd hitting a growth spurt too #she has a pole as her husband guys #kai got mad that the literal carrot hair blabbermouth of the team became an actual carrot #hes shorter than him now LMAO #levi's ted talks

[kwillow]

(Amaranthine!Ambroys is referencing Aasimar!Ambroys’ previous insult - because somehow I’ve drawn him bickering with himself more than once)

Yep, Ambroys started as my DnD player character! Just a throwaway PC I specifically made as a joke... but I guess the joke’s on me for getting so attached. He got furrified later on to fit into the world @chocodile made. I actually wasn’t very confident in his design, as at the time I didn’t draw furries very often and wasn’t sure if I was doing it “right.” I do get the impression that people generally prefer his unicorn design to his OG design regardless, haha.

It would absolutely burn Aasimar!Ambroys up inside to think he’s been upstaged by a newer model - and I think he’d also be a bit baffled as to why people seem to think a guy with a horse’s head is so dreamy.

Of course, Amaranthine!Ambroys would counter that Aasimar!Ambroys has a horse’s face too, and it doesn’t look so good on a human.

#doodlepede #it may surprise people to hear that... I actually slightly prefer drawing Ambroys' humanoid design #I'm a filthy humanie but also 1) horses are hard to draw #and 2) there's a dorky silliness to him that I feel doesn't come across as well in the unicorn design despite my best efforts #but people tend to ask after the unicorn one more AND he's the one with an active story right now so I end up drawing him that way more #anyway that's a lot of words for a simple ask - thanks for the ask and sorry for my blabbermouth xD #asks #my draws #ambroys #amaranthine #aasimar #furry #unicorn

[owl-with-a-pen]

since we didn't really get to see them interact outside of group scenes, how do you think Brainy and M'gann would get along with one another? Would they be friends, or could M'gann be wary of him at first? (maybe she's heard some stories about the original Brainiac, so she could be cautious before actually getting to talk with him)

Honestly, I feel like M'gann and Brainy have too much in common for her to ever feel wary of him. As a White Martian, she also experienced a lot of judgement simply for who she was and wasn't immediately trusted by anyone. She even presents as a Green Martian in battle which could serve as a parallel on Brainy's own journey from blue to green.

I especially like the conversation M'gann has with Nia in 5x19 and how she encourages Nia to look deeper into her dream's meaning surrounding Brainy. She wants Nia to hold out hope for Brainy and even uses herself as an example about how J'onn had initially been distrustful of her before her true intentions were revealed to him. In that way, I think she and Brainy would be able to bond over their shared struggles and would probably cultivate a very quirky friendship.

#supergirl #m'gann m'orzz #brainiac 5 #my asks #anon #not writing #i also love the confirmation that j'onn is a big ol blabbermouth and has just dished all the gossip on nia and brainy to m'gann #probably because he was worried about them both too because the super friends are all his adopted kids #but even still it makes me laugh thinking about that #so i think m'gann being both pre-informed of brainy and a telepath would just conclude in her brashly deciding that they're very close #friends now. despite the fact that before that point they had spoken exactly zero words to each other. #you can pry that headcanon from my cold dead hands

[probably-a-plant-thing]

i got bored so i made a lil au type thing.

deadass it's just "what if skulk was in a different genre of horror" so instead of a slasher, he's a rich boy making people kill for his own amusement and superiority/god complex.

aka skulk if he just waited for his parents to die before starting the murdering thing

#slasher oc #oc au #this version of skulk is so much of a chatterbox though since the mask is thinner material #coz he isn't expecting to get his shit rocked #normal skulk is a massive blabbermouth already so it isn't much of a change beside mask material

[crmsndragonwngss]

#news #ozzy osbourne #Black Sabbath #Kanye west #blabbermouth #THE FUCKING BURZUM SHIRT?????? #AND IN 2016 HE FUCKING SAMPLES BURZUM IN A SONG?????? #like holy shit dude #it’s not funny it’s really not but also… #it’s kinda funny

[dorkszn]

having a teacher crush is so emotionally painful 😭

#dorkszn #kenn being a blabbermouth #male tc #teacher crush #tc community #english teacher #tc crush #crying #he’s 49… #crush #older guys >>>

[eldragon-x]

what if the all-knowing mailbox from the gf shorts is connected to the axolotl

#hear me out ax is the only truly all-knowing being that we know of + bill expresses dislike both towards him and whoever is behind the- #-mailbox #iirc he specifically called the mailbox guy a blabbermouth which. yeah he'd probably describe the axolotl as such considering how they- #-exposed him lol #only thing I'd argue against this is that axolotl probably would've appreciated mabels video rather than feel insulted. theyre silly. #this probably doesnt actually mean anything but its fun connecting stuff #gf

[hermithomebase]

the only time george has been this quiet, he's either been sick or editing so hopefully not the first one!

okay this tho like he’s either dying or editing and i hope to god he’s editing

#prompt.input #if he was sick dream probably would have told us actually he’s a blabbermouth

[sapientiiae-a]

Mun Speaks!: On today's episode of the fiancé plays Ocarina of Time for the first time:

Him: How do you turn into Adult Link? Me: You need to collect all the Spirit Stones. Him: Okay so how do I do that? Me: Well you already have the Kokiri's Emerald, so you need the Goron's Ruby from the Gorons and the Zora's Sapphire from the Zoras. Him: But that doesn't make sense! I have to become Adult Link to be able to get the Ruby! Me: What? Him: Yea! You have to be an adult to be able to pick up the bombs to remove the boulders. Me: Ooohhh! No you don't! You get a special bracelet from Darunia! Him: HOW DO YOU KNOW THIS? WHERE IS THIS EXPLAINED ANYWHERE IN THE GAME?! Me: 😅

#c’mon don’t be a blabbermouth ⌈ ooc ⌋ #[ In his defense...he's not exactly wrong #There's a lot of stuff in OoT that you either have to stumble upon or learn from a friend or look up #It's been years since I've played OoT but we're playing it together right now and it's been entertaining ]