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Y'all literally who gave this man the right, though 😍
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look at this beautiful boy i got for christmas
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DEAN IS SO FUCKING. CUUTE. HE'S SO CUTE I WANT TO EAT HIM AND SQUISH HIS HEAD IN MY TEETH HE'S SO ADORABLE HE LOVES HORROR MOVIES HE GETS PEOPLE'S GUARD DOWN BY ACTING CUTE.
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my bf and i went out yesterday bc monday was our 7 months anniversary and i felt somewhat underdressed in comparison bc he was wearing like a nice pair of pants, a white buttondown, and a sweatervest, while i was wearing a blouse, a leather jacket, and a denim miniskirt, but he reassured me bc we “look like the ‘me and the bad bitch i pulled by being autistic’ meme”
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darling diary
i will be moving in with darling in a lil more than a week
i get to live with him and hug him and kiss him
it is a dream come true
darling i will be with you soon!!! 🥰
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my partner doesn’t use pet names nearly as much as i do, which is very funny because i will crack my gay little knuckles and say some shit like “good morning my sun and moon, my loveliest boy, my baby my sweetheart my darling dearest” and he will reply “hello adrian”
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minos was such a pussy. if my wife gave birth to an epic minotaur baby i wouldn't have locked him in a labyrinth. i would have taken him to the mcdonalds play place (athens) every day and let him eat as many stray mcnuggets (athenians) off the floor as he wanted. i love you hungry son
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