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#I love her SO much
maskenjager · 3 days
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Minthara
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claiireluv · 1 day
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someone told me because I ship byler I must hate eleven and i just wanna speak on behalf of all bylers because wdym thats literally my daughter??
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this is an eleven appreciation post
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ewwww-what · 19 hours
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I fully haven’t stopped thinking about Kipperlilly being pissed off at Fig’s german shepherding.
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jqnehr · 9 hours
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i told my mum about dr ratio and she called him a cad. so i wrote a drabble about it.
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“I told my mother about you,” you say, quietly watching Ratio work away at the papers he was marking. You watch as he circles a big, fat ‘0’ in red in the top right hand corner of the paper, before putting it aside. He looked up at you. “And what did she say?”
You pause, dropping your gaze to the table top, unsure of how to go about this. "...She called you a cad."
Silence. No scribbling pen, not even a sound of an inhale or exhale from the man sitting in front of you. The table top is the most interesting thing you've ever laid eyes on right now. Ratio is so still, you'd think he'd have turned into one of those sculptures he made and taunted enemies with.
"...We...I haven't even...met her." For the first time in all the years you've known the man, he's utterly unable to formulate a single coherent sentence. Looking up, you see him staring at you wide-eyed, slack-jawed, and he looks devastated. "What did you say?"
"I—! Nothing! Nothing incriminating! I just told her that your life's purpose is eradicating idiocy and that you..."
Okay, I did kind of tell her that you're massively self-assured and that you walk around with an alabaster mask on all the time. But you don't want to break his heart too much. And that I hated you so much I love you.
His eyes narrow into slits. "Let me guess. You told her I throw chalk at people."
The ceiling fan's patterned movement is suddenly very fascinating.
"Aeons, woman, are you trying to get your mother to break us up?" Ratio drops his pen and stands, his hands on his hips. "I can't believe it! You probably made me sound like some lunatic that impales his students with sticks of chalk when they get a question wrong!"
"You..." kind of do. But pointing that out probably wouldn't be wise. Fumbling for something to say, you come out with, "I just told her that you need to be humbled! And that I'm...in the process of humbling you! Nothing too bad."
He rubs a hand over his face in exasperation. "Darling, please don't tell me you told her I drop a pillar on my opponent when I'm in a battle."
"I..." Yes, I did. You probably should've kept your mouth shut. And then your mother exclaimed, 'so he murders people!' and you had to scramble to explain that he kills aliens and such, not people. She didn't have a bar of it.
"Wonderful! Now she thinks I go around crushing people with columns for fun!" You had a feeling Ratio's reaction wouldn't be good. But not this bad.
"It's okay, maybe you two can meet and you'll put on your best behaviour and won't call her an idiot." You get to your feet and pat his arm comfortingly. "Treat her with respect, and she'll like you."
He actually looks like he's about to cry. "It's hopeless. Your mother probably hates me now. She called me a cad! A cad! All because you told her I hate idiocy."
"You're not going to...leave me for this, right?" Your voice is small, and you're suddenly very afraid that you really took it too far. "I'm sorry..."
"No! I'm leaving you over this. I just...need to think of a way to convince her that I don't run around stabbing people with chalk." The papers he was marking are now forgotten and he begins pacing. "What does she like? Cookies? Macarons? Apple pie?"
"My mother likes wine and cheesecake," you respond, watching him walk back and forth, back and forth, back and forth in quite the tizz. "White wine. Likes champagne, too. Um...and she loves chocolate. She'll force you to marry me if you give her chocolate."
"Perfect! Well, then, ask your mother if she is alright with meeting me, and I'll come along with gifts of champagne, cheesecake and chocolate. How about it?"
Good thing my father wasn't in the room when I smack-talked Ratio to her. It would've been much, much worse. "Uh, yeah, alright. Just beware, though, you're going to have to woo my father, as well."
Ratio gave a long-suffering sigh. "What does he like?"
And suddenly the Doctor of Idiots was running around collecting all these gifts for your parents. Perhaps it did work out for the better, since now you're sure he's desperate to stay with you.
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"sandra lynn has incomprehensible taste" wrong! there are patterns and logic to her dating history
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futurechancer · 2 days
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THE GIRL IS HERE!!!!!!!!
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shinkaishoujo103 · 3 days
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compilation of desert flannel being a mood
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mankind-bea-vigilant · 23 hours
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I love that her go-to pose whenever I try to take a pic of us together is just giving me a big kiss >w<
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Guys.
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💥💥💥 PUSSY EXPLOSION !!!! 💥💥💥
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Hazel: everyone is like ‘you’re so good at dealing with stressful things’
Hazel: to be completely honest I don’t know how I do it
Hazel: I don’t know who deals with that stuff but it’s not me
Frank: Hazel that’s not… what?
Hazel: :)
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xx-sketchy-xx · 6 months
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LOOOK, LOOK WHAT MY MOTHER MADE FROM CAKE. AAAAAAAAAA-
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daydreamerwonderkid · 2 months
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HUGE fucking kudos to Ryoko Kui for creating a cat girl who is ACTUALLY A CAT GIRL
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shrimplovercat · 8 months
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adaine-party-wizard · 3 months
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oh i LOVE aelwyn. her thoughts on How To Make Money:
kill mom
sell drugs
sell weapons
make elementals for loser hudol kids to have at parties
get a job (via blackmail)
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chthonic-kids · 11 days
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y'all
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littledoepeach · 6 months
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very quickly drew my favorite girl
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