#I’d like to say it won’t happen again

[iam-stargirl]

I have manifested many things by deciding and affirming. If I assumed and believed that I could manifest something immediately then it would manifest in the 3D immediately.

But there have been stuff I’ve wanted to manifest for a long time, but haven’t been “successful” with because it has been hard for me to believe and assume that I could manifest it into my reality. Some examples are me wanting to manifest appearance changes, revising a lot of stuff that I wish didn’t happen and waking up in the void.. and currently I want to manifest waking up with everything I want aka my dream life. From desired appearance to waking up in a complete different place (my dream house), getting the job I want and signing with them, fame, shifting realities, money and more.

With other stuff like manifesting angel numbers and such have been easy most of the time but when it comes to manifesting my dream life I’m like …

Bc of this I have been affirming “I’m worthy of everything I want”, “I can manifest everything I want” and “my life is fucking perfect”. When I do them I feel good, but then when I get those doubts and start to identify with them (🙄) it gets hard to come out of that. And then when I start affirming again it feels like it won’t work so I just don’t do it because I’m scared that it’s not possible and that I will just continue being in this cycle.

Has anyone experienced this? If you have, what did you do to get out of that so you could get back in track and then finally manifest what you wanted? I’ve been stuck in this loop regarding my dream life for quite some time and I don’t know what to do. So if anyone has any advice at all I’d really appreciate it. 🫶🏻

I’m ngl, I feel lowkey embarrassed to post this bc I feel like I should already know everything and what to do 🫠 but I love this community and I feel safe to ask for help even though I feel like this 💀 so I’m just saying fuck it and gonna post this

But I really appreciate and love you all!! Thank you for your support it means a lot. 🩷

Stargirl

#law of assumption #loassumption #affirmations #loa #loa blog #loa success #loassblog #persist #dream life #reality shifting #4d

[wittlesissyb4by]

Normalcy

"I'm so sorry! This…this never happens!!”

She drew her lips in a line and nodded, like she’d heard it a thousand times before, then went back to smacking her gum as she balled up the soggy diaper with practiced precision.

“No! I’m serious! I’m a grown man!! It’s not like I walk around pissing myself all the time!”

She scoffed, then shrugged. “Well you weren’t doing much walking—first of all—more like waddling. But you mean to tell me you never wet yourself? You’ve never wet a diaper before?”

“No…i…”

She inclined her head to the corner of the room, where a big sack of loaded diapers sat in a blue see-through bag.

“Okay…fine, I do. But only after a very long time period!! You don’t understand! My wife will leave me in them for the whole day!”

“I’ve only been here for an hour…”

“Yes but…” i wanted to tell her that was because my wife had made me drink three entire baby bottles of nasty fluids before she left. I tried to hold it. I really did. I didn’t want her little ‘babysitter’ to see me in a soggy diaper. In hindsight, i should have just let it all out with my wife and begged her to change me before she went off with that other dude. “It’s not a regular thing!”

“She told me you wet the bed.” The girl said, hardly even blinking as she taped my plump padding into a ball.

It was hard to explain that one away. Sure, there were several drunken nights where I’d blacked out and woken up with wet sheets in our marital bed. My wife was none too happy, but somehow those incidents kept happening even when I was sober, until she finally grew sick of it.

“So how long have you been in diapers?” The girl asked, setting my old one to the side and grabbing a fresh pamper. She asked it so casually, like it was a common point of conversation.

“3 months…” I said, unable to deny it anymore. “For the last two weeks it’s been 24/7. She…threw out all my underwear.”

The girl nodded as if nothing were out of the ordinary, tapping my thighs, apparently signaling for me to lift. I did so without incident, allowing her to slide the new diaper underneath.

“Do you make poo poo’s in them too?”

“No!” I said instinctively, but again she looked at me like a rugrat attempting an obvious lie.

“So if I go put your head in that bag, you won’t suffocate under a cloud of your own shit?”

Her words were cold, I had a feeling she’d do it too.

“Okay…fine. I do…”

“Do what?”

“P-poop…”

“Poop where?” She grinned, still smacking her gum, “I want you to tell me.”

I scrunched up my nose, feeling my cheeks flush with embarrassment. “I poop in the diapers.”

But she wasn’t satisfied, “now tell me wike a baybee!”

She couldn’t be serious, but when her face turned stern with impatience, it told me that she probably wasn’t someone I should cross.

“Uh…i…” I felt my voice growing smaller, higher, “I make poo poo’s in my pampies!!”

She smiled wide at that. “How do you poop?”

“I…what?” I asked, voice returning to normal.

“How do you do it? Do you crouch? Get down on hour haunches and make a pushy? Or have you learned to go in any position already? All the men I babysit have a different method. It’s adorable. One of them even has to sit on the potty in order to go!“

“I just…do it…I guess. I dunno?” Usually squatting, it came out surprisingly easy that way, but I didn’t want to tell her that, and she didn’t press further, just seemed intent on making me blush.

“Well…I don’t feel like changing a poopy diaper today. So you’re going to get the plug, okay?”

P-plug?

She reached into her diaper bag that she brought herself, and pulled out a rather large silicon buttplug.

“Oh…i dunno…” I said, squirming on top of the diaper splayed out beneath me. “My wife and I don’t really do butt stuff…”

But she just smiled and squirted some lube on it, painting the glob over it with her fingers. “It’s cute that you think you have a say in the matter.” She giggled, “legs up!”

Before I knew it, my ankles were in the air. It was like she had some sort of power over me that I couldn’t resist.

I winced as she pressed the plug to my hole, gently working it in and out, in and out. I had to bite my lip to keep the squeals (and moans?) in. It felt…surprisingly good.

By the time she’d worked it all the way in, there was a little puddle leaking out of my chastity cage. It had spread onto my belly button while my legs were in the air.

“Sorry…” I said as she grabbed a baby wipe to clean up the sticky mess I’d made.

"Don't worry about it.” She smiled, amused. “It's...normal..."

“Is it?” I asked, feeling a sense of relief.

“Sure.” She shrugged, but it came off sarcastic. “Well…not normal to be a grown man in diapers. To poop said diapers. Not normal to have your wife go off and hire a babysitter to change your diapers. And definitely not normal to have another man fuck your wife. But leaking a little cum through your chastity cage while getting a plug shoved up your ass?” She tossed the sticky wipe down into my open diaper, lifting the front so she could tape it on, “yea, I guess that’s pretty ‘normal’…”

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[tarot-archives]

Can I get a uhhhhhh laios with a guy/gn reader who has an equally autistic special interest in general biology and ecosystems that would 100% encompass monsters as well? Asking for a friend that just happens to be me (stg idk if I wanna smooch laios or be him tbh lmao)

an: though i haven’t written for an autistic yn, i’ll try to make it realistic. if i’d done something wrong, please tell me. i focused more on general dungeon ecology for y/n.

if marcille is studying about dungeon ecosystems while laios is more interested in monsters you would be the best of both worlds.

there’s just something thrilling about dungeon ecology, how it all interacts, every thing that fall under it and so on and so forth.

you’re a tall-man researcher, using every bit of your time to find out more about dungeons, and not just the ones in melini. it would have been good to join the magic academy, but since you don’t posses any talent for magic, you can’t enter.

it made you sad since they had a dungeon making class.

nevertheless, it won’t stomp your dreams of researching! you’ve read and copied countless of books you can get your hands on. eventually you settled in meleni where a newly discovered dungeon was found.

your room was filled with countless of journals, trinkets from dungeons and volumes of books you read many time before.

and on your first dungeon party, you were very ecstatic. too bad you had to leave because they’d only go to the easier upper floors. you wanted to head to the lowest level after all!

and that’s where you meet up with the touden party!

you will love marcille’s vast dungeon knowledge. she would love to teach you new things. much to chilchuck’s dismay, you have boosted her ego. endless praises for marcille and simply doting around her because she’s filled with knowledge.

“ah, long lifespans are so great. i’d spend all my life dedicating to dungeon ecology if i could” -y/n after every lecture apparently.

then monster facts with laios will be endless. he lent you his dungeon food guide and you surprisingly have a copy too! you took notes from the things he had written in the margin. much to chilchuck’s demise (again) both you and laios keep on talking and he can’t sleep :((

“eating monsters? can’t say i have thought about it, but do you ever think about their nutritional values? the high level of mana concentration must vary from non-dungeon born same species! This needed to be compared and studied!” -y/n when laios introduced his monster eating thoughts.

toshiro will have another person to ask about his life in the east. but he likes how you keep more time to yourself writing in the journals. he finds your drawing to be artistic. after seeing your difficulties with papers, toshiro will teach you about yotsume toji—a book binding process from his country. he’s happy to see you using it after he taught you.

though you won’t talk with namari much, you admire he strength as a dwarf. she keeps her past to herself, which you at least respect. but you’d talk about the different weapons used and other things she did as a blacksmith. her knowledge on materials is very handy. you write about the different dungeon materials on your journal along with the best weapons against monsters.

chilchuck, our lock expert, and the most unknown member of your party… you admire his knowledge on traps and have written about his experiences with various dungeon traps and ways of disarming them.

falin, she joins you as you ask questions to marcille or laios. she listens to you talk about your dungeon experiences and she tells you about her’s. you let her read the journals you made along the way.

On the day falin was eaten by the dragon, your journal wasn’t transported with you. So now, you join laios to rescue his sister and to save you journals!!

Request? Open!

#laios touden x reader #dungeon meshi x reader #laios x reader #torta talks

[hemeruni]

Well. Here’s what I’ve been planning on doing… I’d like to introduce you all to-

The FIRST ANNUAL tumblr User hemeruni direct, a special event where I get to actually go into more detail about the projects I’m currently more so focused on, while giving important news to what’s next on our menus.

Now let’s go ahead and get this show rolling shall we?

NURSE PHILLY UPDATES

As you know, Nurse Philly has been placed on the back burner for a while as I took the time to work on my other projects. But, starting today, I’m working full speed ahead to officially get the Askblog up and rolling! The scripting process has been tough, but a rough outline has been finished and a overall timeline of arcs and events are all laid out, so it shouldn’t be long for you all to see the nurse in person!

I’m not the type to give out dates, but expect this hush puppy to start around mid-late 2024.

Alright we’re getting the hang of things! What’s next?

GLIMMERLOVE NEWS

This project started as a one off post that quickly spiraled into one of my favorite projects thus far under the hemeruni brand. While there isn’t plans to get a Askblog rolling anytime soon, the askbox will always be open for asking questions to these mysterious folk.

This project doesn’t have much besides that, but if things change revolving my work ethic, I’ll surely consider it.

No date on this one, as it’s currently in a fine state from where I’m seeing it.

HAPPY HATCHDAY HEMMY!!!

By the time I’m writing this, Hemera’s birthday is still ongoing and it might honestly been the most exciting days I’ve had in a long time, considering the fact that I’ve just… haven’t been active as much.

This fox means so much to me and I have Sparklecare and only Sparklecare to thank for creating such a wonderful creature that deserves everything wonderful on this blue marble of a planet.

I love you Hemmy, don’t stop being you.

Me and Uni are making a coffee shop au

Yeah idk what else to say

It’s news to me but I’m just posting this since I thought the idea was funny.

Personal au?? I think?? Only WE get to make one not YOU /J

Now. I mentioned something at the beginning of the whole thing about a change that is going to happen. Before we end this, I might as well say what I want to say.

The Future.

I’m breaking away from this community, for my own mental sake. I’m saying this with a heavy heart, knowing that this whole 'fame' thing isn’t something I enjoy. Besides fame, I’ve been so caught up in comments and reblogs that it mentally drains me to see one post that I spent less time on doing better then one I actually put my effort into.

This culminated in a unfollow from the official Sparklecare account that I’m still assuming is over the criticblog situation. Nevertheless, it left me bed ridden for weeks, realizing that what I worked so hard for was taken from my own dumb mistake.

That taught me a valuable lesson though, which is why I’m finally deciding to just cut contact with the community entirely, besides friend groups and servers I’m in you won’t really see me active on my main, mostly just au updates.

That also means I’m no longer reblogging stuff to my main account, but I’ve already came up with a solution revolving a account called hemerunireblogs (which will be linked later down the line)

That’s the most you’ll see me interacting with this community, I hope you can understand.

Now.

We’ve reached an absolute.

The End.

I wish things could’ve been different, but it’s either I continue down this path and further ruin myself for others sakes, or I finally start to work on myself again. In the end, I decided to choose myself. Call me selfish, I could care less.

For some, I’d like to wish the best, even though we may have not talked much, I’d love to see you again sometime soon.

You all have been a wonderful audience, I hope you all had a wonderful Hemmy Hatchday. Good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight my friends.

-Mx. Hemmy

#my art #sparklecare #hemera philly #hemeruni #uni cornelius #nurse philly #Glimmerlove au #text post #ramblings #long post

[bisexualseraphim]

People who see entire demographics of humanity as “the enemy” are so baffling to me, whether they’re incels/misogynists or racists or radfems or whomever I just look at them and wonder why you’d choose a life of such misery. People of a certain gender, sexuality, race or whatever demographic are not inherently your enemy just because they are part of said demographic. Gender and race essentialism is incredibly dangerous and untrue and it especially confuses me when people who claim to be trans allies abide by the former because that mindset is especially dangerous to trans people.

People are individuals, not a hive mind. Society as a whole has massive issues, and some groups may benefit from them more than others (like how the patriarchy hurts men but they still benefit from it far more than women ever will because it has men in mind, albeit only a certain type of man), but individuals are individuals. And what a depressing life it must be to instead navigate the world believing that millions of people are beneath you before they’ve even spoken a word.

#Like I get women being wary of men. I get that and even I am tbh #I’m very visibly queer and rather short most men could kill me and I’d be powerless #But that’s not what I’m talking about I’m talking about the ‘fuck men they can die’ shit #Or people like my uncle who’s antisemitic because a Jewish person he knew happened to be quite nasty #I’ve been abused by cis women many times but they were dicks because they were dicks. Not because they were women #And don’t even get me started on incels. ‘Women suck because they won’t fuck me’ go to therapy #All misogynists need mandatory therapy before they’re allowed to talk to women again please #I would say I’m CAUTIOUS of women now but I still love them very much and I’m working through my wariness in therapy myself #Me being cautious is my own problem to deal with its not women’s fault as a whole #But yeah. I understand caution due to trauma. I do not understand hatred #And JKR for example very much needs to work through her hatred… #equality #feminism #intersectional feminism #actual feminism #misogyny #racism #transphobia #gender essentialism #race essentialism #antisemitism #anti terf #anti radfem #terfs fuck off #radfems fuck off

[quietwingsinthesky]

what if Dean killed Charlie himself for helping Sam with the book of the damned instead of immediately telling Dean what was happening. what if he still told Sam it was his fault for putting Charlie in harm’s way (in this scenario, anywhere near Dean with the mark on him, despite her and Sam trying to remove said mark?) what if Dean had actually killed someone important to him who trusted him and loved him?

#he should literally also have just killed Cas as well and god should have brought Cas back. again. #that’s his favorite doll right there he can’t stay dead <3 Dean Winchester would be too sad about it #anyway. Sam mopping up the blood in the library scene but it’s not the Stynes #it’s Charlie’s blood and Charlie’s body and he’s cleaning up the mess and Dean tells him at her funeral that it should be Sam burning #and Sam gets to blame himself for it <3 #come on fellas if we have to fridge Charlie let’s at least give it some stakes #Dean already broke her shadow self’s arm and nearly killed her despite knowing he’d be killing the good Charlie too. what if he lost #control again. she went behind his back. Dean doesn’t react well to betrayal. and she’s Charlie! she’s supposed to be Good and Perfect! #she’s supposed to be like a little sister to him! and if dean were in his right mind he might deal with this okay #(like say. how he forgives Benny in that deleted scene for breaking and drinking from someone. when he sees Benny as a man and not the ideal #of a person who won’t ever mess up or betray him.) #but Dean is not in his right mind. and Charlie is the key to cracking the book. and he can’t let the book be cracked. #and she only came to him because she felt guilty. maybe something Rowena said dug too deep under her skin. and he’s dean! he’s still dean! #and she forgave him. (she couldn’t stay in that bunker another minute around him.) but she forgave him! he has to understand how important #it is to save him! just like he saved Sam! and Dean stands up. and you know. if this was really the show I’d still say we don’t get to see #what happens. we just get Sam mopping up the blood afterwards. that’s all. #I’m just saying. if she had to die. make it count. #spn #charlie bradbury #dean winchester

[donnatroyyyy]

Batman has/had some kind of miscommunication going on with every single one of his kids. The bat family is just one big miscommunication trope after the other.

#him and Dick have miscommunication about how they see each other. Bruce sees Dick as a son and Dick sees Bruce as a father #but they didn’t think the other saw them that way so they never told each other. that’s what led to their fights in Dick’s later teenage #years and dick quitting and becoming nightwing. he thought Bruce only saw him as a ward/robin so he thought that as long as he couldn’t be #robin Bruce wouldn’t want him #and if didn’t help when Bruce stopped talking to him when he left. though to Bruce it was because he thought Dick didn’t want to talk to him #and also Dick really needs to tell Bruce like ‘hey you put me on a higher pedestal then you put even yourself which is saying something and #and I don’t like that cuz that’s too much pressure for me. and also since you did it everyone else does it and has done it since I was Robin #and it’s literally just a matter of time before I break from the pressure cuz I’m not fucking Superman and I can’t take it’ #and Jason with the whole UTRH thing. you know all Bruce had to say was that he had tried killing the joker over Jason multiple times and #maybe just explain to Jason WHY he doesn’t kill. a simple ‘you’re better than me because if I killed one person I’d kill everyone’ #or it could even just be a simple ‘I do love you Jason youre the kid that I felt most comfortable loving’ #and also maybe a ‘I don’t think anything changed after my death and that makes my death meaningless which I think goes against your no kill #rule because I hat is the rule of not a reminder taht death means something. and by that logic my death already went against the rule so why #can’t you do it again for the man that murdered me.’ and Bruce needs to make a presentation: ‘all the ways Jason’s death meant something’ #and Tim just needs a simple ‘I don’t see you as work I see you as family.’ maybe even a ‘you don’t have to be the grown up in this relati #anymore I’m sorry you were one to begin with. you should’ve always been the child’ #now his miscommunication with Damian goes much deeper but I’m one hundred percent sure if they sit down and air out all of their feelings it #would help a lot but I have a feeling that won’t happen #a ‘I have trouble understanding you because both your trauma and compassion run deeper than mine and I also never had to grow up to be a #weapon’ from Bruce and a ‘I don’t understand your optimism and moral stubbornness and easness why is it so easy to be good for u?’ #his miscommunication with Cass stems from two things a simple ‘why are you so afraid to show how deeply you love?’ from Cass maybe a #‘I’m jealous of you because you’re better than me not only in fighting but morally and emotionally’ from Bruce should fix it #and Steph— look I’m not even going to TRY to get into that that goes SO much deeer and wider than any one else’s miscommunication #but maybe a ‘you reminded me of Jason at a time where that wasn’t a good thing’ from Bruce should start things up #for Duke a ‘I can never truly understand what you’re going/have gone through and for that I’m sorry’ from Bruce should suffice #maybe also Bruce telling him that just because he sees Duke as a son doesn’t mean he’s trying any less to get Duke his parents back #oh and babs just needs to go up to him and say ‘I don’t like that what happened to me happened for your story and not mine and I don’t like #that you don’t let me make it into my story’ and then Bruce can follow up and say ‘I see so much of myself in you and it makes me worry and #also I can never look at you without feeling guilty cuz you’re right what happened to you happened for MY story so I’m at fault’ #then the two can go back to being too much like each other and sitting at their respective computers

[dearweirdme]

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#post separately anon #i’d again say clout #but also #with accounts like that #it often happens that there’s a name change somewhere along the lines #so it could have been a neutral account when they hot the follow #only to afterwards change their name to that #people around them and who actually know and care won’t be blatant about it in public

[iinmysights]

i need to take my cat to the vet but i have so much anxiety about being in one and they open on mondayyy maybe i can make my mom take her in instead 😭

#Ravage.txt #dl #ally’s throwing up a lot :( and i think she’s lost a bit of weight i’m really concerned #she is OLD man like almost 20yo kind of old but i really felt like she had another good two years in her hhh i really hope they say it’s #something minor that a diet change or or short round of meds will fix and it’s not like. something i’d have to put her down for #she’s mostly just puking up liquid with a hairball once in a while but mostly liquid or the food she just ate so idk what’s up #it’s highkey scaring me though i have just over a month before classes start again and i can’t sit for over 2hr in one room if i have to put #her down now man i won’t be nearly recovered enough by then. i mean if it does happen i’ll absolutely tell my prof and say that i might need #to step away into the hallway or the cafe across the building and try to calm down before entering class again but i really really don’t #want it to come to that #anyway . gotta go feed everyone now the tomcat just came in to say it’s past dinner time

[harmonizewithechoes]

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#sometimes I think that if the worst happened and I had to do so that I’d be fine living with just my kids and me #but then another fucking bat gets in the house and I’m humbled REAL QUICK #just having an immediate shaking nauseous panic attack as soon as I hear the first squeak #I’m not gonna be able to sleep well after that #thank goodness he was home and knew what was happening and what to do right away because I was gone #I jumped up and shut the door and proceeded to cry #this is embarrassing but I’m so grateful he understands and doesn’t make me feel worse about it #my son likes to say that daddy is mommy’s true love #and while sometimes I feel embarrassed when he phrases it like that #tonight I’m definitely feeling it 💕 #my true love is the person that doesn’t judge me when faced with my irrational fear of bats in the house #I feel so paranoid now though #I won’t be able to sleep for a while and I had to turn off the fan downstairs because every squeak is now a bat in my mind #it’ll be like this for a few days before my brain decides to be normal about things again #what is it like to not be crazy?

[lilgynt]

#personal #my mom told me yesterday my brothers paying to have my door replaced today or tomorrow bc he misses me and thinks is affecting our #relationship badly #and she wasn’t supposed to tell me but i’m glad she did cause like #she tried saying she’s getting it replaced immediately grilled her on where the fuck she got that money since i know we have more important #issues and she IMMEDIATELY snitched #anyway i feel complicated. thank you for the door. that you already said you would do. what was the point of all of this #and i’m re reading the messsges maybe i was too mean but also 8 months no door and everyone being mean to me about it #he told my mom he misses me and she said how sweet it was to hear that and i should consider just. letting this go #and she doesn’t want to minimize the door or what it represents beyond just the door #but didn’t really get it when i was like it matters if he’s doing this bc he misses me or bc he thinks he did anything wrong #like he can do both but. i just want to know he’s not thinking i’m some brat for asking for something? normal? or that this won’t happen #again cause this always happens. #she was like isn’t it more romantic that he misses you so much he doesn’t care if he’s right or wrong? girl what the fuck are you on #anyway i feel weird bc like. it’s nice but i didn’t need him to shell this out #and i feel oddly like a brat to get this expressed done from when i said im upset with him #like 20 days later but feels fast. and i wish he could have reached out and talked to me #but also i’ve been so angry and resentful i don’t know if i’d want to talk especially if it’s just the same convo over and over #i don’t need grand gestures i just wish this stuff wouldn’t happen in the first place #and i’m worried that after the door my mom will get upset if i’m still upset with my brother after #and i’m not sure how he thinks we’re gonna get back to talking if i can’t acknowledge he got the door. #like can’t be like hey thanks! also we need to talk about how you use money instead of ur words. #like in this case i genuinely really needed the door but also it’s just hard to be like hey you did this thing that was unacceptable #also thanks for the full tank of gas dinner and 100 bucks. unprompted. anyway it’s unacceptable- #like it sounds stupid right? anyway i don’t know if he’ll tell me or just try to slide back into talking without ever talking about it #i don’t know and i feel like an asshole no matter what route i go #but will say funny i hid that he broke it from him and he’s hiding that he’s fixing it for me something something #i just feel weird about it. i miss him but also don’t miss getting shit from him or the other one lately i’m just #honestly doing my own thing and just getting through the day or enjoying it too much to think about him sometimes #but i do miss him and i don’t want to be constantly fighting or arguing with my family. it’s not a nice feeling.

[kitnita]

i got sick last night/early this morning and slept til one pm because my sleep was broken. due to the whole ‘being sick’ thing. and in the dream i just woke up from i was a female hockey player on the stars and i had SO much beef with my one other female teammate because she was a vet and didn’t look out for me at all when i was new to the league/team and felt like i was on my own. and we were ARGUING while the GUYS were around on the walk back from a sad little COUNTY FAIR for SOME REASON and i could tell the vibes were sooo uncomfortable for all our male teammates who were also at the fair. also for some indiscernible reason. but. you know what. i am still irrationally pissed at star defensemen felina [lastname because my name didn’t give her one because dream me was pissed enough to use real first names over nicknames] that it’s almost overriding the fact that i’m def still sick.

#zoe.txt #i have never played hockey in my fucking life btw #why wasn’t dream-me an nba or mlb player. i’ve actually played basketball and softball #whatever it was bonkers. like i think the dream was set nebulously in The Past based on our clothes #& the fact that we were walking back to the hotel instead of. idk. calling an uber #alsooooo sorry stanks but my dream subconscious rule 63’d you #and also used you in the argument w felina like. ‘look how I’M not leaving the rookie/prospect to fend for herself!!!!’ #i’d say it won’t happen again but tbh it shouldn’t have even happened this time

[maybeimamuppet]

1) Cadnis

12)Mac and Veronica 💕

1- building a new piece of furniture from a flat pack together (idk what a flat pack is but i’m assuming it’s just like ikea stuff idk just go with it)

“We need a better bed,” Cady groans, twisting out some cricks in her back caused by a rough night’s sleep.

“What happened to Kenya?” Janis yawns, rubbing tired eyes and leaning in for her morning kiss. Cady refuses to give it to her, earning herself a disgruntled, sleepy whine.

“No kisses for rude people.”

“I’m not rude!” Janis humphs.

“For the record, even dirt is softer than this mattress,” Cady says. “And you so are.”

“Am not!”

“Can we pleeeease go buy a new bed?” Cady pleads, rolling on top of her girlfriend and finally giving her a sweet kiss.

“I suppose I could be persuaded,” Janis hums, wrapping her arms around Cady’s back to hold her against herself. Cady nuzzles into her neck and hums contently.

“You’re much comfier than the bed.”

“Thanks?” Janis says in confusion. “Don’t know if that’s saying much.”

“Shh,” Cady hushes. “Beds don’t speak.”

“Oh, now who’s the rude one?”

-

“Felt like we had a lot less boxes at the store,” Janis groans as she helps her girlfriend carry the many packages containing their new bed up to their apartment.

“This is the last one,” Cady says, adjusting her grip on the other end.

“Thank god,” Janis sighs.

They manage to get the last box into their living room with the others with a good deal of effort, and look around at what they’ve gotten themselves into.

“I need a nap,” Janis says immediately.

“We haven’t even started yet,” Cady giggles. “Come on, think of how much nicer it’ll be to nap on this nice new bed. And we even got a new mattress.”

“Mmh.” Janis whines. “Fine.”

-

It was not fine.

Rapidly, things deteriorate.

“Janis, we have to read the instructions!” Cady huffs. “You can’t just force the pieces together.”

“It’s working,” Janis grunts as she forces a screw where it probably doesn’t belong, poking her tongue out in concentration.

“Yeah, we’ll see how well it’s working when we’re in the middle of something and the bed collapses beneath us,” Cady sighs. “Come here, stop that.”

“We don’t need the instructions!”

“Yes we do!”

“No we- hey!” Janis yelps as Cady pins her to the ground, lying on her stomach, as her tiny girlfriend sits firmly on top of her so she can’t get up.

“We’re reading the instructions,” Cady insists, her tone sweet even though she’s tackled her girlfriend to the ground.

“Hmph.”

-

Reading the instructions doesn’t turn out much better, since Janis is impulsive as ever and continues putting screws and nails where screws and nails do not belong.

Somehow, miraculously, they end up with a bed frame. With a few extra holes, but neither of them can really be bothered to care.

“Now we just need the mattress!” Cady chirps happily. Janis yawns and lies down on the bare slats that hold their mattress off the ground.

“This’s nice.”

“It’ll be better when you’re not lying on planks of wood,” Cady offers.

“Mmm,” Janis grumbles. Cady shrugs and drags the box containing their new mattress over herself, lugging it onto the bed frame with a good deal of effort and slicing it open. Janis shrieks as it suddenly unfurls to a much larger size and starts to inflate.

“I did warn you,” Cady giggles.

“Caddy!” Janis yells, reaching a hand for help out of the sea of bed she’s been caught beneath. Cady grabs it and pulls as hard as she can, until Janis springs free and lands in her lap. “Hi.”

“Hi,” Cady grins.

“Would you care to test this fantastic bed we’ve put together?”

“Oh, yeah, a nap sounds great right now.”

—————

12- saying goodbye over and over because they keep forgetting things and coming back

“Bye honey,” Mac says, kissing Veronica goodbye before rushing out the door to work. “I love you.”

“Bye,” Veronica echoes. “I love you too. Have a good day.”

“You too,” Heather calls as she shuts the door.

Veronica continues sipping at her coffee as she reads her newspaper, monocle in place like every single morning.

Unlike every single morning, Heather comes crashing back in no less than thirty seconds later. “Forgot my keys.”

“Hi,” Veronica chuckles. Heather huffs out a laugh and blows her a kiss before she’s off again. “Bye.”

“Bye. Love you!”

Veronica looks after her girlfriend for a moment, and realizes she took the wrong keys. Oh, she can have fun with this.

“Honeybee,” Veronica chuckles to herself when she sees Heather also left behind her phone, wallet, reading glasses, and her water bottle.

She knows Heather always budgets in some extra time to go to her favorite coffee shop on her way to work, so she doesn’t have to feel too bad about having some fun with her.

So, Veronica hides the items around. Wallet in the potted plant, glasses on top of the fridge, water bottle tucked between the couch cushion, and Heather’s phone gets securely placed in Veronica’s pocket.

As soon as her hand leaves said pocket, Heather comes in again. “I left my wallet.”

“Forgetful today,” Veronica chuckles.

“Where is it? It should be here,” Heather says, looking around in confusion. She whirls around to see it poking out between the leaves of their plant. “Man, what is going on? How did my wallet get into the plant?”

“Stranger things have happened,” Veronica shrugs into her coffee. Heather takes the time to come give her an extra kiss goodbye, since she’s already there. “Bye, honey.”

“Bye,” Heather sighs, heading out the door again. Veronica checks her watch, timing how long it takes her this time. Forty five seconds later, Heather is back with only a, “Glasses.”

“What happened to you this morning?” Veronica laughs, knowing damn well she’s what happened. This time, anyway.

“I don’t know,” Heather sighs. “They’re not here either.”

“Didn’t you have them on when you cooked dinner last night?” Veronica asks.

“Oh, yeah,” Heather says, walking past her into the kitchen. Veronica muffles a snort into her coffee as Mac exclaims in confusion at finding her glasses on top of the fridge.

“Find ‘em?” Veronica asks, turning in her chair to see her.

“Yeah,” Heather shrugs. “Bye again.”

“Bye. Love you.”

Yet again, Heather returns. “Water.”

Veronica just laughs, putting her now empty coffee mug in the sink.

“Love, have you seen my water bottle?”

“Not recently,” Veronica lies outright. “I think the last I saw was when we watched that movie on the couch a couple days ago.”

“I definitely had it after that,” Heather mumbles to herself, heading over to the couch to check anyway. “This is spooky, now.”

“Only now?” Veronica chuckles. “Maybe Heather’s messing with you.”

“You’re not funny,” Heather hums, kissing her girlfriend one more time before she’s out the door. “Bye for real, this time.”

Veronica can still very much feel the phone in her pocket, and knows this is not, in fact, ‘bye for real’. “Bye, honeybee.”

Surprisingly, a whole five minutes pass before Heather comes back this time. “I don’t have my phone!”

Veronica comes to give her a hug, since Heather is clearly distressed by her sudden memory problems. “Maybe this is a sign you should stay home today.”

“You’re real smooth, Sawyer,” Mac teases into her hair. She frowns when she feels something in Veronica’s pocket, reaching a hand in to grab it before her girlfriend can stop her. “Ronnie.”

“Mm?”

“Is this my phone or are you just happy to see me?”

“Both?”

“Ronnie.”

“Hm?”

“Run.”

#wooo #sorry this took like a week #uh #i’d say it won’t happen again but we all know it will #entropy with ezzy #heathers #mean girls #cadnis #macaronnie #mcnamawyer

[ulforcev-dramon]

Now we just have to wait for the Primal video game to fix this bullshit like we did with Samurai Jack.

i actually had no idea they retconned the samjack ending with the game, so I just watched it and have pretty mixed feelings about it

don’t get me wrong, it’s nice the samjack end was fixed regarding Ashi! absolutely better than what we got at the end of s5

buuuuut wrt Primal specifically, I think I’d rather he just leave it alone, personally. he had the chance for a satisfying ending and he blew it. i don’t think a retcon can undo the special form of bizarre disappointment S2 Ep10 gave, there’s no element of surprise or shock left even for the story elements that could have been done well. i’ll be going into it with bitterness, basically, so a retcon will only have everything going against it from the getgo.

#idk might be an unpopular response but the game looks. Bad. so having the better end walled off behind it just feels like #somehow even worse/more bitter on some level #u know? #like primal’s ending was bungled bad enough—unless the game looks and plays monumentally better than samjack’s then i think i’d rather #he just Not #neologisms #(THAT SAID if the game looked felt and played well? hell yea! but if we are talking samjack game quality for a fixed ending I’m Out) #(i do feel like he’d have to also completely change the ending… make it something New (if even possible by now) in order to surprise again) #primal #primal spoilers #who knows tho maybe in 6 months or a year i’ll feel different #what i really wish had happened was ep 5 was nixed and all the current eps were brought forward by 1 #break the final ep into 2 parts: first part spear’s flashback and his integration into Mira’s home #part 2 great big episode-long fight that’s more climactic than the Mad Sauropod ep #i won’t say one way or another what spear’s fate should or shouldn’t be because i feel that alone wasn’t the damning part of ep10 #just… (gestures vaguely to the whole episode) everything else #actually what i had totally expected was at least 3 seasons ill be totally real with you #the fact i didnt expect a series finale also threw me off and compounded all the bizarre pacing issues and story choices #im just baffled that every single other fight in the series felt higher-stakes and more cinematic than the Series’ Final Fight.

[gayrudeboys]

my coworkers have all been talking about how women have lost their bodily autonomy and all i could think was “i’ve been trying to tell you for months that this was going to happen. i’ve been telling you for months that it’s started with trans people and this was going to be the next step. y’all didn’t care about my rights being taken away, you laughed it off, i told you if they can take away my autonomy they could take yours. and they did.”

#i know my followers specifically won’t take this the wrong way #but i’d like to make it very clear that i’m not saying this to be like ‘fuck y’all for being upset’ #but truly cis people will never understand the frustration #of warning people over and over again that it was never going to stop at trans people #they’re never going to stop #the point is #if you’re voting for people #supporting people #who are ‘pro abortion’ #and anti trans #don’t be shocked when they turn out to support what’s happening #because it doesn’t stop at transitioning. and it never will. #when bodily autonomy is in question #it’s never just about trans people

[dexter-apologist-5000]

Okay I know no one really cares but like I has this idea for a ratcandy animation and I need to talk about it, y’all know The Blake Robinson Synthetic Orchestra’s cover of ““Oh bubblegum” from 2012. Yeah that 

I don’t think much explaining needs to be done if you have listened to it prior tbh 

#bremlin says the most stupid shit idk #idk sorry if this don’t make sense #it’s probably nit going to happen due to lack of motivation but ya never know #also I’m very tempted to challenge myself via “animate one scene from X everyday” thing #but with SM #if I did do it I’d probably do Unwanted guest #or deadly smiles but more likely the priorly mentioned #but that’s a lot so again probably won’t happen #sm ratcandy