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Favourite sex position headcanons III

Pairings: Inazuma edition. Thoma, Kazuha, Gorou, Itto (separately) x f!reader

Warning: dom/sub, biting, hickeys, unprotected sex, cumming inside, stomach bulge, overstimulation, voyeurism

W/c: Bulletpoint headcanons and a short drabble.

a/n: idk what happened to gorou’s it was going to be cute and then i thought; “what if i just made him annoyed and horny?” that being said itto still wins my personal favourite for this batch because i’m a big simp ;)

NSFW, 18+ content below cut, MDI.

Thoma:

Prone Bone

(For those of you that don’t know this position, it’s basically missionary but the person underneath faces the bed and not their partner.) Thoma loves to feel your body against his whilst your having sex, he won’t admit it but having you restrained under his weight is a huge turn on.

He’ll cage your head between his arms, his lips pressed against your neck as he marks you as his own because even though everyone knows you’re a couple no one will dare to try and steal you away if you walk around with his love bites decorating your neck. He gets jealous quite easily, so your neck will never be bare.

He just loves how the position gives him easy access to your slick cunt, he can just thrust his hips down against yours and bury himself deep inside you. I’ve got a massive HC that Thoma is a breeder and this is a good position for that hehe.

“O-oh!” you gasped as Thoma pulled out of you suddenly and flipped you over with ease, your naked chest pushed down against the futon. Your cheek rest on the soft pillow as you tried to watch him from the corner of your hazy, half-lidded eyes.

“Th-thoma..” you whine his name as he lines the tip of his cock back up with your sloppy cunt. You had both been at it for hours already and you’d lost count of the amount of times he’d made you come undone. Your neck stung pleasantly from the multiple hickeys and bite marks he’d decorated you with.

You weren’t even sure how many times he’d cum inside you this evening, you’d long since lost count of that too. Your body ached from all the different positions he’d pushed, bent and held you in. All while telling you how much he wanted to breed you, that he wouldn’t be satisfied until you’d both cum in each new position.

“Haa..” you whined weakly as he sunk back into you. Each time he pulled back his seed leaks passed your messy cunt’s lips, your stomach felt bloated from how much he’d filled you up already. “Thoma..” you couldn’t even string a sentence together, your mind was numb with pleasure.

“This morning..” He groaned hotly and pressed his body down against your back, pinning you to the sheets. His arms were braced either side of the pillow as he made sure he wasn’t crushing you under his weight. “I didn’t want to leave the bed, I wanted to abandon all my duties..” He smack his hips down against yours, immediately setting a deepb, slow pace, the sound of skin slapping against skin filling the room.

“I’ve been thinking about this all day.. thinking about all the different ways I would breed you..” he moaned unashamedly, his lips pressed up against your ear and he spilled his dirty thoughts to you.

“Ah-!” You cried out as he gave one harsh, deep thrust that buried the tip of his cock against your cervix. “Thoma..” you gasped, pressing your forehead against the pillow as he stopped thrusting and remained buried inside you.

“Mmn.. more.. ” You whimpered while wriggling your hips against his to try encourage him to move again.

“Fuck.. (y/n)..” he groaned hotly, your begging and moaning of his name had his cock pulsing for you. His hands fisted the futon, his weight felt lighter on your back as he started fucking into you quicker.

“Thoma..” you panted heavily, your bulging stomach was being pressed against the futon. “Haa..” you moaned softly and chewed your bottom lip, you wondered if it would just come gushing out when he was done.

Kazuha:

Spooning

Shout out to 💜anon for suggesting this position~ I will always write Kazuha as tease and this is just the position just for him.

He’s got easy access to your neck, so get ready for plenty of kisses and love bites. Plus those tantalising lips can whisper sweet nothings into your ear as he slowly fucks between your thighs.

I’m rolling with the Alcor idea, get ready to try and be quiet as he teases you relentlessly in a room full of sleeping crew mates~ you’ll have to bite your lip quite hard to hold back the moans he’ll tempt from your lips.

“K-kazu’..” you whisper softly, your bottom lip drawn between your teeth, your eyes screwed shut. “We-.. we can’t..” your voice was barely audible as you try and keep your delicate moans from escaping passed your lips. You quiver in his gentle hold as he embraces you from behind, spooning you in your shared bunk on the Alcor.

“We never get any time alone on this ship..” he sighed softly, his warm breath tickling the back of your neck. His hands were tucked under your top, his smooth palms cupping your breasts as he rolled your perked nipples between his fingers. “And I can’t wait until we reach land..” his silvery voice sent heat flooding to your core, a crimson blush coating your entire face.

“B-but..” you shudder as he trails one hand down your stomach, slipping into your trousers and into your panties. “Mmn-!” You chomp down on your lip to muffle your gasps as his fingers circle your opening.

“Shh, (y/n)..” he whispers into your ear, his teeth grazing the tender cartilage. He chuckled quietly as you whine, his fingers parting your folds and sinking into your dripping wet cunt. You continue to bite your lip, holding in your moans as he pumps and scissors his fingers in you, your hips following his lead.

You’d been craving him too and you really did have no private time on the ship. Your drenched cunt gave away just how much you desired him. You bit your lip and decided the risk was more than worth it, all you wanted right now was your lovers cock stuffed inside you.

“Y-you..” you stammer quietly, his other hand still playing with your breast. He grins against your ear, biting it and causing you to jolt as it sends sparks down your body. “A-ah..” a weak moan escapes you as he continues to tease you all over.

“You’ll wake them up..” he warns you as he trails his lips down the side of your face, ignoring your lips and resting in your neck. He sucks your sensitive skin, drawing back only to return to the same spot and nip the area.

“Mmn!” You cry out, then freeze in place. A sleepy murmur from someone else in the room sets your heart racing. Your body shakes in Kazuha’s hold, yet he continues his advances as pulls his soaked fingers out of your cunt and pushes your trousers and panties down to your knees.

“K-kazu’..” you whine his name, you couldn’t stand his teasing anymore. “M-more..” you whisper, shaking your hips back against his bulge. He inhales sharply, then releases a gentle laugh. While he tugs down his own trousers and boxers, freeing himself and lining his cock up with your seeping cunt from behind, he finally releases your breast and holds his hand in front of your mouth.

“Suck.” He whispered hotly and you do just that, taking his first two fingers into your mouth as he holds your face still. He sinks into you little by little then drags his hips back, only to thrusts back into you slowly again, drawing out each and every thrust into your aching cunt.

“Mmph..” you moan around his fingers. His free hand tucks around your body and returns to your cunt, easily finding your clit. Your orgasm was building too quickly, the coil in your stomach almost ready to burst. You knew he wouldn’t want to end this so quickly, so you were most certainly in for an incredibly long and torturous night at the hands of your teasing lover.

Gorou:

Doggy style

I’m trying not be like; ‘haha doggy style because he’s a dog :))’ but.. this is exactly that lmao.

It’s a very simple and very pleasurable position, just the right one for him. Having you on all fours, or maybe with your face buried in the sheets below you and your ass raised up for him, just awakens his primal urges.

He loves to grip your hips, pulling you back to meet his thrusts. Your ass cheeks ripple as they smack against his pelvis, and the lewd sound just arouses him more.

Your pleasured moans filled the general’s private tent and you dared not think about the chances of anyone hearing. Which, of course, we’re quite high through the flimsy material. But when your sweet, attentive lover was like this he simply did not care. Not when you had been purposefully teasing him all day.

You had made sure to exaggerate every movement when he was watching; bending over and sticking your ass out when you accidentally dropped something, stretching up onto your tip toes and making rather explicit noises while you tried to reach items on top shelves.

It was fair to say Gorou was struggling to withhold himself the longer the day went on. His gaze lingering on your ass, his ears perked and turn towards you. He gripped his pen harshly whilst he tried to write his reports. His canine’s sunk into his lip as his desire for you became relentless.

He knew your game, knew exactly what you were doing. You’d been assigned to another camp for awhile and you’d both been apart for almost two weeks. When you arrived back in Gorou’s camp you wasted no time seeking him out, wanting to lead him to your tent. But the general stood firm, he had important things to do at the time.

So you pouted and said you understood, only to then set about teasing and winding him up all day. You wanted to bring out the rougher, more dominant side of him, instead of the usual cute and serious Gorou.

When you both finally met up at the end of the day your plan had worked, he was quick to drag you too his tent, his patience worn thin. He huffed in annoyance as you grinned cheekily at him and let him lead you towards the futon.

“(y/n)..” he growled your name hotly, his hands gripping your hips almost painful as he takes you roughly from behind. You knelt willingly on your shared futon, your hands fisting the sheets as you tried to keep yourself up. But each quick, deep thrust threatened to push you forward and down against the soft material. Your arms ached as you kept yourself up for him.

“G-gorou!” You gasped, your eyes blown wide as he pulled you back against him again. His cock buried to the hilt inside your slick, aching cunt. “Haa.. you’re being-!” You spluttered the rest of your sentence as he pulled away, only to thrust back into you suddenly.

“-so mean?” He guessed the rest of your sentence. He knocked deeply inside you, the tip of his cock kissing your cervix. His long, fluffy tail wagged from side to side as he pressed his chest against your back.

“You had this coming..” His lips hovering over your ear as he spoke. “Teasing me all day.. especially when you know I’ve been desperate for you the entire time we’ve been apart.” His bit down on your ear, his little fangs digging in and causing you to cry out at the sharp pain.

“Haa..” you whined and bit your lip, your legs shook as your core burned delightfully at his roughness. “Don’t.. don’t stop.” You gasped, he pulled his body off your back and placed his hand between your shoulders.

“Don’t worry, I won’t.” He groaned and pushed your front down so only your behind remained raised up for him. “I’m going breed you all night to make up for the last two weeks.” He squeezed your hips and resumed his harsh sudden thrusts, he planned on making sure you were utterly satisfied and bulging with his seed by the time sunrise came around.

Itto:

Standing full nelson

(I can’t explain this position without writing a paragraph, it’s explained in the drabble.) Itto is willing to try any position with you. Don’t underestimate the length he’ll go to for you, and with a build like his a position like this is no sweat at all.

It definitely awakens his deep lustful urges when he realises he can press, bend or hold you in almost every kind of position. Bless that oni strength for the absolutely wild ride he’ll take you on.

And obviously the oni stamina. You’ve got no chance keeping up with him, so you better be prepared to be an exhausted, panting mess every time you do have sex because he forgets you can’t keep up with him every single time.

“Wait- Itto-!” all you could do was gasp suddenly, pleasure shocking through your body as he tucked his arms under your knees and hefted you up. He stood up from the futon you’d been fooling around on and pulled your knees back against your shoulder, his hands linking behind your head, bending you in half oh so easily.

“O-oh-!” You gasped again, your head pushing against his hands as you tried to throw your head back at the feeling. You were completely unable to speak from the sensational feeling the position provided. His thick, lengthy cock was still stuffed inside your aching cunt when he changed the position. He pushed deeply against your cervix as he held you up, penetrating you upright.

“Hahaha, see!” He laughed brightly into your ear, seemingly unaware of the extreme pleasure the new position provided for you. “I CAN hold you up whilst we’re having sex, no sweat!” He grinned, pleased with self-achievement. Did you regret egging him on? Absolutely not.

“I-Itto-“ you shuddered at the deep ache in your core. A shaky, breathlessly sigh slipping passed your lips, which twitched up into a trembling smile as you realised your oaf of a lover had no idea of the effect this position had on you.

You couldn’t move at all, your arms were trapped as your knees kept your shoulders still. All you could do was tremble in pleasure and just let him hold you up, your stomach aching pleasantly as it bulged from where his cock buried itself deep inside you.

“(y/n)?” He groaned deeply as your cunt twitched and hugged his cock. He look down at your expression, a crimson blush suddenly coating his cheeks at what he saw. Your eyes were lidded lustfully and your lips were parted as you moaned and gasped his name shakily. Your breasts were pushed together by your thighs, and even he could see the bulge in your stomach from the angle.

“Mmh-“ he muffled his own shameless groan as he bit his lip, your reaction catching him off guard. His cock twitched inside you in response as it snugly pressed as far as it could go. He hadn’t thought this far ahead, just accepted your challenging words.

“(y/n)-“ he stuttered your name. “Is.. is this position really that good-“ he spluttered in his flustered state, his grip tightening. You had no idea how turned on he was right now, having you in a position that gave him complete control made him just want to fuck into you like a beast.

“A-ah!“ you cried out as he readjusted his grip slightly, inadvertently thrusting into you. “Yes!” You practically yelled at him desperately. “Ohh, Archons, Itto.. Please, j-just fuck me like this already-“ you moaned the words shamelessly.

“I mean, of.. of course it’s that good! Hahaha-“ he laughed loudly, though you heard him audibly gulp afterwards. Your wanton begging and hot moans almost broke his self restraint.

“Ittooo..” you whined. He muttered something sheepishly, then began he rocked his hips, silencing your whines as found a good pace thrusting up into you, using your restrained body just like you wanted him too.

“Don’t stop, Itto-“ you moaned for him. The feeling of his rock hard muscles against your back, his cock pounding into your dripping cunt and his arms holding you tightly forced the burning ache in your core to build up quickly.

“I won’t- (y/n).. fuck this is hot.” He release a heavy, shaky breath as he continued to trust into you. His deep, unabashed moans mixed with your own and you knew you wouldn’t last long like this. He quickly found a good rhythm, fucking into you at a quickening pace.

You chewed your bottom lip and wondered what it’d be like to be overwhelmed and overstimulated in this position, just absolutely used by him, he certainly had enough stamina for it.

a/n: i’m just now realising none of the positions I chose has darling reader facing their lover LMAO—

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sideblog-666-thousand · 3 years

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A long bitch of an interview with Euronymous, from Orcustus zine in early ‘92.

What is Orcustus? Orcustus was an early 90’s black metal ‘zine run by none other than Bård “Faust*” Eithun— murderous pretty-boy, and o.g Euronymous simp. I think he might have also played drums in a band called Emperor... but I’m not sure! Its full name is actually “Orcustus— The Shadow of The Golden Fire”, and no, I’m not making this up.

This particular issue here opens up with a quote from a short story called ‘The Doom That Came To Thomas Parkes*’.

Assuming the reader hasn’t read the story, Faust explains that the quote is in reference to what happened to the titular ‘Thomas Parkes’ when he tried to raise spirits. Faust then admits that he’s unsure of his own ability to ‘raise spirits’, but says he hopes that he’ll raise some fists in agreement that there’s something wrong with the underground scene. Ironically (you’ll see why this is ironic very soon), he doesn’t like that certain bands, namely Entombed, are selling so many copies of their LPs.

After a brief diatribe on just that, he goes on to explain that he was in a rush to get this mag out because of problems with the printer. Then, he tells anyone who doesn’t like the fact that this ‘zine only features black metal that they can fuck off, with three exclamation points.

Finally, we get to the end of the opening page, where Faust pulls what can only be called an early form of the Twitter exposed thread. It reads as follows, with absolutely no changes to the text:

“I would suggest you to not do any business with that sucker Evil Ludo from France. He have riped me and several others off, by not return what we ordered. I suppose he’s a medical sensation, as I didn’t know it was physical or psychical possible to live without a brain”

Why am I telling you all of this, when this is only meant to be a transcript of an interview with Euronymous, you may be asking? Because I find it funny, that’s why.

Anyhow, the Euronymous here acts and feels very differently from the Euronymous of the last interview I posted. However, I hope you’ll still enjoy it, and I hope you’re able to appreciate the tiny glimpses of humanity talking to a close friend allowed him, even though they both behave like complete asses. Even though it’s hard to sympathize with him at points.

Like last time, any (sparse) commentary will be between (parenthesis) and in bold. Without further ado, let’s get into it.

F: Well, how in hell shall one be able to come up with an intro worthy enough for this band? The words I wanna describe Mayhem’s music with, is not yet created, and it won’t be created either, because no one has really experienced the real darkness and pure brutality with lays behind Mayhem’s hellish sound, but I suppose you all are familiar with this band anyway. Well, in the first place, I hadn’t really thought to enclose this band in this issue, because if we look away from rereleases of old demos (“Pure Fucking Armageddon”) and live tapes, it’s a pretty long time since their last release (in ‘87 that was). I thought I rather should interview them when they released their forthcoming album “Dee Mysteriis Dom Sathanas”, but due to the circumstances, I realised the time was right for an interview now. I won’t bother you with any history shit, but I could tell a bit about what has happened last year. You all know that their vocalist Dead comited suicude in April ‘91, that was a bigg loss for the underground, and I suppose I don’t need to say that this mag is dedicated to the memory of that infernal man. Anyway, Dead was replaced by Cultòcùlus (back then called Occultus), but due to different problems within the band, he left the band in January ‘92, but let’s not say more about that, as Euronymous didn’t want me to say anything about it at all (but Euronymous, you must admit that it has sounded pretty artificial if I hadn’t mentioned it at all). So now, the band consists of Hellhammer (drums) and Euronymous (guitar (and probably bass too)). I know the singer of Tormentor (rip) from Hungary (Esihar Attila) is interested in singing on the album, and also even moving to Norway, so it seems like Mayhem got some sort of predilection to foreign vocalists, but this Hungarian guy happend to be a good one as well, so never mind that. But I don’t think this is official, so don’t tell anyone you read it here, ok? Well then, it’s an honour for me to dedicate the next following pages to one of today’s most legendary and infamous bands......... THE TRUE MAYHEM!!!!!!!

F: First of all Euronymous, I know you and Dead live/lived totally for the old black metal attitude. Is your hate now total to young and trendy bands after Dead’s suicide?

Euro: YES, we have declared WAR. Dead died because the trend people have destroyed everything from the old black metal/death metal scene, today “death” metal is something normal, accepted and FUNNY (argh) and we HATE it. It used to be spikes, nites, chains, leather and black clothes, and this was the only thing Dead lived for as he hated this world and everything which lives on it. If we had the economic possibility to do it, we should meet up at concerts and beat up ALL trend people ALL the time untill they would be too scared to go to concerts at all, now we need to suck their money instead. It’s impossible to stop the trend no matter how much we want, we have to do the best out of it and sell lots of trend shit to them. (I don’t need to tell you that that’s totally not why Dead killed himself, right?)

F: In the spring of ‘91 you started up a shop in Oslo which sells all sorts of music within metal. Is there anything you can tell us about the shop (ideas? plans?)?

Euro: Well, the original idea was to make a specialist shop for metal in general, but that’s a long time ago. Normal metal isn’t very popular anymore, all the children are listening to “death” metal now, I’d rather be selling Judas Priest than Napalm Death, but at least now we can be specialized within “death” metal and make a shop where all the trend people know that they will find all the trend music, this will help us earning money so that we can order more EVIL records to the evil people. But no matter how shitty music we have to sell, we’ll make a BLACK METAL look on the shop, we’ve had a couple of “actions” in churches lately, and the shop is going to look like a black church in the future. We’ve also thought about having total darkness inside, so that would would have to carry torches to be able to see the records.

F: Well, how is the situation all in all in the Mayhem camp right now?

Euro: Difficult as usual, but we’re closer than ever to record the Mayhem lp. Almost all the material is completed, then I and Hellhammer will record the whole thing with 3 guitars, 2 basses and so on. It will be very massive. Who’s to sing on the lp is not yet decided, we’ll wait and see what happens. We have several people who can do the job very well.

F: As Metalion of Slayer mag* said: “it seems like you at certain times lives on the edge of starvation”. Have you ever been on the thought to just give up the whole band and become a normal 9 to 5 person, or is this a completely stupid question to ask?

Euro: It has been very hard at times, but I am not a normal person anyway so it would just not be possible to do that. I’ve been thinking a lot lately about why things are as they are (this answer will be long) (that’s okay for me/Ed). The reason why we don’t have any money, is because of hardcore. We have for too long been following the “underground” rules, which say that you must hate money, you must not think you are anything, you must be open-minded, you might have a lot of attitudes and so on. Extremely stupid. But the situation has been that if you don’t follow these rules which are made by hardcore pigs, you are not accepted as a death metal or black metal band! Then you MUST be signed by some big label to be able to make some money, and we’ve never wanted to do that. Then you would anyway be labelled as “commercial” by the HC pigs. This has caused that after 8 years, we are still as broke as ever, while the HC pigs themselves are controlling all labels, and they sign only the bands which fit into their own idiotic world, that means “death” metal bands with society lyrics and jogging suits, and this is what the people see when they grow up. They don’t see any EVIL bands with spikes, as we did. Well, I’m tired about being broke, just to be “underground”. I’m tired of not having money to eat for just because tons of people will call you a “rip-off” if you don’t write 20 letters each day. It’s time to say fuck off to the whole system, which is built to strangle the evil bands in the birth. We must start taking inspirations from the ancient ones, from Venom and their likes. They did their thing BIG, and they never had to think about any idiotic underground rules. They did it big and so must we, but it must never become a trend, it must become a CULT. This is why we have started on a brand new policy with the band and the record label. It’s about time that someone makes a label for black metal and other grim music, and STRIKE BACK. There is NO reason why DSP shouldn’t be as big as Peaceville or Nuclear Blast, if we can just get the business on its feet again and get good distribution. That’s the only way to compete with the HC labels. It’s about time we start taking control over our own scene. We must spread the EVIL bands and pervert people’s souls.

F: What about the Norwegian scene then? Don’t you think that something is terribly wrong when it have gone so far that we have a christian “death metal” band here (Crush Evil)? Advices on how we should kill them?

Euro: First of all— the Norwegian scene is the BEST. There are a lot of GREAT bands (yet with no album out) and of course some shitty trend bands, but nothing as in Sweden. There you have 2-3 good bands out of 100, while here we have a few shit bands who hardly have made even a demo, while all the great bands will make records in the near future. Such as Darkthrone, Burzum, Immortal, Thorns (I’m flattered/ED*), Arcturus, Enslaved and newer bands like Malfeitor and others which I have not yet heard. BUT— when it comes to bands like Crush Evil, we must take serious action. It’s bad enough to have a couple of society bands, but a CHRISTIAN band is too much. But don’t worry, we have plans. They will not continue for a very long time.

F: And now over to something more humouristic....yes.... snuff movies. Who had been the perfect actor for a snuff movie, and why the hell aren’t they legalized? Don’t you think that every video-store should have its own section with snuff-movies?

Euro: Actually I think it’s great that movies like that are forbidden. If they were legal and easily accessible, all the small trend children would be watching them, and then it would not be something extreme anymore (I’m not sure if I agree with you here Euronymous. Snuff movies are usually too raw and brutal for the people with their “peace and life” infected minds. Remember the HC rules/ED) (shut the fuck up, Faust*) It’s just the same what happened to death metal— it became something everyone could buy in every store, something normal and accessible for everyone. All the mystic and evil atmosphere is GONE. I do not think snuff-movies are funny, I think they are DARK. I’ve seen people laugh at them, but that’s probably because they will not be mentally able to take the PAIN and EVIL on over themselves. That is the best way to watch such a movie, to try to FEEL the actual pain of the victims. It becomes much more gruesome then, and that’s great. One must be alone in the darkness and suffer with the victims, if you watch it with other people, they will often talk, laugh and so on, and then you get more distanced from it, it’s not supposed to be funny (death to fun), it’s much better when it’s depressive.

F: Through the years you have been talking about releasing bands like Samael, Rotting Christ, Master’s Hammer, Tormentor, Matricide, Imperator, Massacre etc. on Deathlike Silence Prod., but now some of these bands have released lp’s on labels which only have money in their eyes and know that black metal sells. Doesn’t that frustrate you, and don’t you feel it like the time is running out for you?

Euro: It’s a bit frustrating, but it is also a result of trying to be “underground” which is a suicide policy. Anyway, the main thing is that these evil records get released at all, and not who’s releasing them. We will probably release a record with Tormentor, they’re split up, but they still want to make their Anno Domini demo on vinyl, and we’ll try to fix it within the summer. The time is not running out, because there are a lot of really evil bands around. — most of the Norwegian bands which other labels haven’t heard about. Burzum is ten times better than all the bands on Earache together, and so are Thorns and Arcturus. So there is no problem, really. As for bands like Rotting Christ and Master’s Hammer, we might do something in the future instead. I’ve never been talking with Samael about any deal, but I wish I had as their album is FUCKING GREAT.

F: Almost all bands in the underground today says that they think they got their own style and originality, but the fact is that 95% of the bands sounds totally the same. What is an original death metal band today?

Euro: There exists no death metal bands today. There are only a handful of (mostly great) bands (in case someone hadn’t got it right— black metal has nothing to do with the music itself, both Blasphemy and Mercyful Fate are black metal. It’s the LYRICS, and they must be SATANIC. If not, it is NOT black metal) and what we choose to call LIFE METAL bands. Take a band like Therion. Their music is quite ok, it’s actually one of the best Swedish bands (even though that doesn’t say much) but their lyrics STINK. They are about society and pollution, what the fuck has that got to do with DEATH? If a band cultivates and worships death, then it’s death metal, no matter what KIND of metal it is. If a band cultivates and worships Satan, it’s black metal. And by saying “cultivates death”, I don’t think about thinking it’s funny, or being into gore, I’m thinking about being able to KILL just because they HATE LIFE. it’s people who enjoy to see wars because a lot of people get killed. How many bands think that way? Not many. I can’t think of one.

F: You’re maybe not the most active band when it comes to gigs, but at least you’ve managed to tour Germany and Turkey. What can you tell us from the tour, and is there any new gigs planed?

Euro: That tour was a big mess, we’ll NEVER take the train again! We lost quite some money, but still it was great to get to East-Germany and Turkey. The memories of the tour consist mostly of the starvation and idiotic custom officers, but still I wouldn’t like to have missed the opportunity. We don’t have any concrete plans, we’ll see happens in the future. We don’t like to play for a lot of trendies in jogging suits, so we prefer to leave it be.

F: What do you think of the fact that death metal has been on MTV?

Euro: It sucks. But it isn’t death metal anyway, so....

F: I know that you will soon release the debut album of Abruptum on DSP, so, what can you tell us about it?

Euro: It’s EVIL. It’s PURE EVIL, they were torturing each other in studio DURING the recording and you can HEAR on the music how they SUFFER. It will be the most demented record EVER, and it’s NOT for normal people. This is music which NEVER can become trendy, because normal people won’t be able to understand it. And that’s great. The price for the album it’ll be the same as for the BURZUM lp, which should be somewhere else in this ‘zine*. It’s called “Obscuriratem Advoco Amplèctere Me”, and stay away from it if you don’t like pure DARKNESS.

F: Don’t you think that people in the underground should respect others ideas and views more? I mean, it’s not accepted to spread unpopular thoughts. It seems like there is some sort of guardians of morality and most people keep in mind not to say or do anything which is not accepted by the public.

Euro: I don’t think people should respect each other. I don’t want to see trend people respecting me, I want them to HATE and FEAR. If people don’t accept our ideas as their own, they can fuck off because then they belong to a musical scene which has NOTHING to do with ours. They could just as well be Madonna fans. There is an ABYSS between us and the rest. Remember— one of the HC rules is that you must be open-minded (except for themselves), so we must be careful and avoid being open-minded ourselves. The HC pigs have correctly made themselves guardians of morality, but we must kick them in the face and become guardians of anti-morality.

F: You say you want your riffs to have a dark mood and really sound evil, but what if you came up with a riff which just sounded good, but not evil. Would you use it then?

Euro: Well, if a riff sounds good to me, it mostly means that it sounds evil too. At least when I make the music myself. Haven’t really thought about this about this before.

F: Do you think you’ve been playing this sort of music today if it weren’t for those old bands like Mercyful Fate, Venom and Hellhammer?

Euro: It’s impossible to say. Venom and the other ancient ones have been fundamental influences on Mayhem, and also the direct reason of the band’s existence. We like to think that if they hadn’t started up this, we would have, but who knows? Doesn’t really matter anyway, we hail ancient Venom as the CREATORS.

F: Ok, no more questions at the moment. End the interview in what way you want......

Euro: Perhaps it should be mentioned that well re-release the MAYHEM mini-lp “Deathcrush” VERY soon. We also have t-shirts available now. People should write for prices on things. Be EVIL, not open-minded.

Ok, I suppose some of you already know that Euronymous started up a shop in Oslo in the spring of ‘91. The shop is called “HELVETE” (which is Norwegian and means “HELL”) and are specialized within underground stuff and death metal in general (though he also have some other styles of music there). As he said in the MAYHEM interview, the shop really have a black metal look, so if you ever visit Oslo, I really recommend you to visit “HELVETE” as well. I think it’s good that people take the initiative to start up with such things, because if everyone were just passive, we would all get ruined by poser-shops like Hot Records where they take 140 NKR for the Earache albums (which you in “HELVETE” can get a CD for the same price). Euronymous also sells though mail, so write and ask for a list or something: HELVETE, Schweigaardsgt. 56, 0656 Oslo. NORWAY.”

That’s all! :)

And now for the things I put in asterisks, in order of their appearances.

*If for some reason you actually don’t know who Faust is, he was the drummer on the Emperor LP and “In The Nightside Eclipse” but you might also know him from other great hits such as “threatening to kill Mortiis from prison whilst simultaneously attempting to plead murder of the secondth degree”, “I’m glad the people Euronymous ripped off won’t get their money back because he’s dead hA hA!”, “I got fourteen years for murder because I’m a socially inept virgin— oops” and “bad... bad lyrics who’s quality somehow don’t improve with the passing of time”. All jokes are done in good humour— if it seems like I dislike him, it’s not that at all. I just find him easy to make fun of.

Here is another short bio, this one less sarcastic: he was born in Trondheim, lived around Kvikne, and Lillehammer, worked at Helvete, was a close friend of Euro’s, and has his sun in Taurus.

He also beefed with Glen Benton for dissing the Party City cape (Note: of course I’m being extremely reductive) he and Euronymous seemed to share. Here are a few pictures of Faust:

Here is the infamous Party City cape:

*This was surprisingly hard to find. I think he read it in a mag or something. Here’s a link to where you can find it: https://issuu.com/davidgamble/docs/paranormal37/3 page 64-65.

*Slayer mag was another zine, this one by a bloke named Metalion, who was Euro’s best friend.

*Faust (who felt the strange need to make a distinction between himself, the editor, and himself, the interviewer) also played in Thorns (well, Stigma Diabolicum), under the hilarious moniker: Fetophagia✨

*He’s being a fucking idiot, what was I supposed to say? It should be noted that Faust actually went down for the snuff films too.....

*In case you’re interested, for whatever reason, the prices for the Burzum LP were as follows:

Norge— 130 NKR

Norden— 100 K

Finland— 60 FN

Island— 1000 IK

Europe— 15$

Outside Europe,

Overseas— 15 $

Air— 22$

East Europe— 10$

By ‘norden’ he presumably meant ‘northern Norway’, and “Island” is the Norwegian word for Iceland. Notice the way he doesn’t include Sweden! (Edit: Originally I thought he didn’t include Finland because there was a black metal war with them as well, but it seems as though that feud came a bit later or had already passed)

That’s all, for real this time!

Legal disclaimer: I am absolutely, in no way shape or form, claiming that the stupid cape you see them wearing is literally from Party City. From my limited research, I’ve gathered that the Party City chain hasn’t yet opened its doors in the beautiful and glorious country we know as Norway— Norge. However, I am saying that the cheap, dinky piece of cloth covering their backs and shoulders are of the same kind of shitty quality you’d expect from a Party City Count Dracula costume and that maybe Glen had a point about how stupid Euronymous (and Faust) must’ve looked.......

#black metal #euronymous #mayhem #emperor #euronymous interview #interview #Faust #Orcustus zine #true norwegian black metal #my transcript #Bard Faust #look at these fucking dorks

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wagner-fell · 3 years

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“Hey whore. Can I ask you a question?”

“Excuse me?” the shocked voice of Tessa Gray asked. “That is no way to anyone, let alone your mother.”

Kit’s eyes widened in horror. “I, er, um. Haha, wrong number. Bye. Love you.”

“Christopher Jonathan Herondale, don’t you dare hang up on-” He hung up.

Kit placed his phone onto the cold, stone bench, case facing up. He took a quick look at the two photos wedged between the thick plastic of his Otterbox and the hard copper of his literal lifeline.

The first one was of himself, Jem, Tessa and Mina in front of a Christmas tree. It had been taken last year by a begrudging Mari. She grumbled away the entire time about ‘why in the world was she willingly being the angel bitches servant’ but in the end she was the one who had printed it for him in the first place.

Mina was clutching Church for dear life, a euphoric smile spread across her tiny face. It never ceased to amaze Kit how quickly she was growing up.

The second photo was of all the Merry Hoes in Blessica’s basement just a few weeks ago. They all sported their matching jackets. It was slightly off center as Blessica’s brother was blind and therefore had no way of seeing what he shot on the old Polaroid. But it was perfect.

Blessica’s brother is the only person in her family who knows she is a werewolf. Her parents and two sisters just think she sleeps over at Maria’s a lot.

Kit drug his hands down his face and sighed deeply . He was definitely going to pay for that later. He would have been surprised Tessa was still awake at three am if he weren’t too mortified to feel any other emotion.

With another sigh, he picked up the phone and scrolled through his contacts once more. He took extra care to click on the right name.

“Hey whore. Can I ask you a question?”

“Of course, daddy,” answered his intended target immediately. Astrid Yang may have been a lesbian, but she was also a kinky bitch.

“What would you do if your ex-crush who you're still sorta kinda not over liked a post with you and your girlfriend.”

The line went dead for several minutes before she responded. “In this hypothetical scenario, who has the bigger mommy milkers?”

Kit scratched his head and held the photo closer to his ear. “Well the first one doesn’t even have tits so..”

“So what was I doing simping over her? I obviously stay with my current girlfriend. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.”

He could have told Astrid about a million things, ranging from asking her if she was really that shallow to reminding her that she has literally almost passed out because a hot girl winked at her (she’s not as picky with her crushes as she thinks she is) but instead he sputtered out, “this isn’t about leaving Mari or not.”

Several things crashed on the other side of the phone. “You're leaving Mari?!”

“No! I just said-“ Kit took a long breath and sighed for the third time. “You know how when I’m bored I keep updating Insta?”

“Yeah, we all know that you’re a massive narcissist, go on.”

“Well I was doing that because I couldn’t sleep and Ty liked one of my posts with Mari. You know, the one where we’re doing that Tik Tok dance.”

“No I don’t know. You guys do like a million Tik Tok dances.” There was a rustling noise on Astrid’s end. It sounded like she was picking up the stuff that clattered to the floor.

“The one where she calls me an ‘uncultured slut’. Which I blame you for.”

“Oh, yeah. I did say that. Haha.” A small grin made its way into Kit’s face, despite the dire situation.

“But when I refreshed it again, it was gone. So now I’m wondering if he deleted it or I imagined it.”

“Hmmm. If Mitski’s ex-girlfriend, with equally big boobies, liked her post with the girl she was seeing now, what would she do?”

“Ast, what does Mitski have anything to do with my struggles?” Kit could practically hear his friend rolling her eyes.

“My parents always used to say,” she cleared her throat and imitated her dad’s gruff voice. “’If in trouble, ask yourself, what would our lord and savior Jesus Christ do?’ But Mitski is my lord and saviour. Besides, Mitski is always relevant in some way.”

“First of all, agreed. Second of all, I told you, Ty isn’t my ex-boyfriend. He’s my ex-crush.”

Astrid was the only one out of the Merry Hoes who knew about Ty. It wasn’t that he was purposely trying to exclude everyone else. Astrid had just happened to be the one who was nearest the day of the anniversary he left Los Angeles.

“Wait, for real? Why not? You’re a total babe!”

“Thanks. But we didn’t really get the chance to go on a date as I may have confused my love for him than ran away to a different country. Lol!”

“Kit, my dude. This is way too juicy, I mean serious, a topic to discuss over the phone. Wanna come over? I have crisps and a Stranger Things binge calling your name.”

Kit was fully aware that he went to her house, they weren’t going to talk more about the insistent. They were going to laugh so hard water would come out of their noses. And see how many candies could fit on their tongues. And Kit appreciated that.

“That would be great. I- hold on. My dad’s calling me. See ya soon.” Kit switched lines. “Hey, I’m really sorry for-”

“Greeting whore,” Jem said in the most monotone voice possible. There was silence for moments before Kit’s parents started laughing.

Kit has never been more confused in his life. Okay, that is a total lie. But this is definitely up there.

“We looked it up on this website called Urban Dictionary,” Tessa reported gleefully. “It’s a compliment now!”

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@the-wckd-powers This fic is like an aftermath to your fic ‘Your Doing Great Out There Without Me, Baby’. I love your writing and it made my cry :) (I know there is a eight hour time difference from LA to England but shhhhh)

@adoravel-fenomeno @im-not-ruined-im-ruination @thechangeling @thomas-gaypanic-lightwood @sofiatheskeleton @cncnbr @its-taff @ithurielkeepsgettingkidnapped @noah-herondale-lightwood @maxboythedog @arangiajoan @shelvesofgold @jo-herondale

Tèłł mè if you want to bè addèd or rèmovèd from thè tag łist!

#Mari thè werewolf #Maria Santana-Rèèvès #Astrid Yang #kevin chu #Blessica Rèyès #Kit Rook #Kit Herondale #Tessa gray #tessa grey #Jem carastairs #Mina Carstairs #the secrets of blackthorn hall #the wicked powers

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xiaosmoon · 2 years

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Ehe, hello there! I’d like to request for the xmas event you and your friend were hosting! so uh..a letter from thoma please? (I’m a massive simp for him he’s just so sweet and pretty). and about the letter,, maybe make him miss me because we haven’t hanged out in a long while and an invitation to a Christmas Party he’s hosting >:D the rest is also up to you , you can choose if you wanna add more stuff into it!

to my favorite person in all of teyvat,

how are you my love? i feel like it's been almost ages since i've sent you my last letter! sorry about that, it's mostly my fault really. i've been oh so busy with housework lately due to the upcoming christmas party. which speaking of, that's what this letter is mostly about! would you like to be my date to the annual thoma-famous christmas party? i know i know, silly name, but i promise it lives up to its reputation!

i know you've been busy with your own things but i really miss you. i want to be selfish just this once and keep you to myself for the holidays. out of character for me, huh? it's not my fault that you're half way across the world right now!

anyway, write to me soon, okay? and maybe slip in a little charm of yours i can keep ;)

come home soon, thoma

#(3/10)#thoma x reader

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kisafavi-17 · 3 years

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Jack:

- football star

- quarterback

- friends with newsies in middle school

- HELLA TALL

- openly bisexual

- he/him

- seems scary but is really nice

- had a small fling with sarah

- RED BULLLL

- average student

- creator of blog

- junior in high school

- just turned 17 in february

- teachers love him

- massive flirt

- loves horror movies and will put them on to have background noise

- HIS REAL NAME IS JACKSON BUT CALL HIM THAT AND HE WILL END YOU

- lives with medda

David:

- straight A+

- honor roll gate kid

- taking 5 AP classes

- gay and on the ace spectrum

- major social anxiety

- new kid

- met jack first

- closeted/didn’t know

- tutor to most newsies

- has a older sister sarah (by 1 year) and younger brother les (10 years old)

- he/they?

- editor of the blog (once joined)

- mentally ill

- scared of spot

- sophomore taking junior classes

- 15 years

- reads romantic novels to understand women

- has feminine products on him at all times

- FEMINIST

- has sensory issues

Race:

- pothead

- always has nic of some kind

- TRAUMAAAAAA

- always horny

- flirts with all

- attracted to few

- very openly gay

- gets bullied a lot

- on-scene reporter for the school news blog

- barely passing

- he/they/she (doesn’t care really)

- swears A LOT

- met spot in 4th grade

- sophomore (got held back a year) 16 years old

- is down for anything

- lives with jack at medda’s

- is the meme lord

- does. not. sleep. (or sleeps all the time no in between)

- has dyslexia and reads wattpad or redit

Spot:

- either really rich or really poor

* Rich:

- daddy’s money

- old family friends with jack

- arranges interviews with people for the blog

- on baseball team

- picks on boys

- REFUSES TO MAKE FUN OF GIRLS

- lowkey feminist

- internalized homophobia

- drives a porsche… a BRIGHT RED porsche

- he/him (says nor/mal like a douche tho)

- HELLA DEPRESSED

- takes “performance enhancing” pills

- secretly hangs out with the newsies

- junior but really young

- david is his tutor

- lowkey really dumb

- refuses to read anything. ever

- IS NOT FUCKING SHORT!!!

- he’s like 5’10 (says hes 6’0 tho)

- real name is thomas

* Poor:

- TRAUMATIZED AFFFFF

- wears zip-up hoodies with black skinny jeans

- beat up black vans

- emo

- also a really young junior

- hot topic is his ✨home✨

- everyone is scared of him

- the “quiet kid”

- he/him

- closeted bi pref men

- race is his only friend

- occasionally smokes weed

- oldest sibling of 3 (twins one of each. 5th grade)

- has a job no one knows about

- works as a waiter at a dinner an hour from school

- IS. NOT. SHORT.

- HE. IS. LIKE. 5’11.

- gets into fights and never looses

- secretly simping for race

- protects the newsies

- writes anonymous articles for blog

- ✨black eyeliner✨

- always has painted fingernails

- B+ average

- real name is sean

Sarah:

- book worm

- LESBIAN

- she/they

- loves the book worms

- reads anything and everything

- does photography for school blog

- definitely does theater/choir

- owns wattpad

- writes on wattpad

- definitely simping for fictional characters

- has tried a vape once

- lightweight

- tall

- like 5’8.5

- mamma mia fangirl

- loves DC movies

- has every girl/boy crushing over her

- therapist friend

- always has everything you need somehow

- met jack at a party

- doesn’t allow ANYONE to pick on david along with jack

- cottage gore ascetic

- loves disney

- drives a blue subaru

- is on the high school dance team

- hates the term “UwU”

- is a 16 year old junior

Blink:

- on football team

- still has eyepatch but no one cares

- gayyyy

- dating mush

- PDA

- funny af

- is a really old sophomore

- 16 years old (a january baby)

- camera man for race for blog

- besties are bumlets, mush, and jack

- only one without family trauma

- has twin sister

- has the funniest laugh ever

- volunteers at homeless shelters

- cinnamon roll🥺

- real name is dylan

- hornyyyyy

- has smexy pics on snap

- harry potter fan

- griffindor

- TWITTER WARS

- starts beef for no reason

- watches horror to freak mush out

- it works

Mush:

- hates horror movies

- is dating blink

- is on the wrestling and dance team

- people tease him for being on the dance team

- 15 year olds sophomore

- wants to be a veterinarian

- owns a chicken for some reason

- no one knows how he got a chicken

- chickens name is Kentucky (hehe)

- is a cinnamon roll 🥺

- body dysmorphia

- has eating disorder

- nicknamed sunshine (brought to you by blink)

- has braces

- has mainly girl friends and everyone thinks he’s dating them

- he/him

- pansexual

- civil rights activist

- hates when blink gets hurt

- is a crackhead some times

- is a vegetarian

- works lighting for blog interviews and reports

- PDA is not his thing but he doesn’t mind it

- BOTTOM WHO LOOKS LIKE A TOP

- people think he’s a crybaby when in reality, he rarely cries

- loves disneyland and disney in general

- friends with everyone

- is the matchmaker

- cuddle bug with blink

- mostly C’s and B’s on his report card

- real name is aaron (hehe)

- is a romantic so… mush

Bumlets:

- emo vibes

- on dance team

- is secretly good at soccer

- gamer boi

- has only been in one long term relationship

- is broken hearted

- keeps to himself

- they/he

- pansexual

- had a crush on blink for a bit

- has crushed on every newsie at least once

- is pretty chill

- 15 year old sophomore

- currently single

- taking AP classes with david

- is like really smart

- reads AO3

- doesn’t like wattpad

- plays CoD and halo

- rages when he games

- LOVES GRILLED CHEESE

- scary dog privilege (owns a pit bull)

- pit bulls name is kiara

- knows how to ballroom dance

- romantic boi

- doesn’t open up easily

- knows how mush got his chicken

- friends with poor spot

- is a writer for blog because he can actually spell

- real name is lucas

- has depression hence “bumlets”

- surprisingly really strong

- ✨flexible✨

Skittery:

- one of the oldest newsies (terms of joining)

- only talks to bumlets and jack

- doesn’t like david to much

- has a RBF

- is 16 (turns 17 in august)

- is a junior

- smokes cigarettes

- doesn’t have social media

- is on the varsity water polo team

- ✨rings galore✨

- tries to be cool

- has 2 cats

- cats are cheesy and monica

- has an older brother in college

- works at 7 11

- is not looking for a relationship

- he/him

- straight ally

- tried being gay but didn’t work out

- drinks white wine

- always stressed

- decent student

- A- average

- friends with all the coaches

- headphones are his lifesaver

- is a very numb human

- always has cold skin for some reason

- even in like 100 degree weather he is still cold to the touch

- had facebook then deleted it because hack found his account and spammed it

- historical fiction type of dude

- is the one who finds all of the info to give to writers/reporters for blog

- loves bumlets dog

- drives a toyota prius

- real name is jefferson

- no one but jack knows how he got the name skittery

Crutchie:

- was in a car accident

- real name is charles

- has social anxiety and dyslexia

- should get picked on but jack doesn’t let that happen

- soft boi

- technically isn’t a newsie but shows up to the meetings

- is a emotional support teddy bear

- is the assistant director for the school plays

- best friends are jack, sarah, and mush

- only has instagram

- terrified of heights

- occasionally sleeps over at meddas

- adults love this child

- they/them

- gay

- loves disney

- knows the entire hunchback of notre dame movie by heart

- is 14 years old

- freshman. the only freshman newsie

- child of the group

- goes to all of his friends game or competitions to cheer them on

- is really short

- like REALLY SHORT

- says “rawr” a lot

Medda:

- jack and races mother

- (A SINGLE MOM WHO WORKS TWO JOBS WHO LOVES HER KIDS AND NEVER STOPS WITH GENTLE HANDS AND THE HEART OF A FIGHTERRRR IMMA SURVIVOR)

- is a voice actress

- has been in disney films

- “if you’re going to drink id rather you do it in the house” mentality

- hates the idea of nicotine

- on the PTA

- has annual passes to disneyland

- loves all the newsies

- wants to adopt poor spot

- is in her late 30s to early 40s

- she/her

- straight… kind of

- she says she’s straight but by definition she’s pan

- civil rights activist

- has an ACAB sticker on her car

- PRIDE FLAGS EVERYWHERE

- if the sexuality/gender exists in the lgbtq+ community, she has their flag

- likes gardening

- will never use the wrong pronouns

- doesn’t really eat at chain restaurants

- not afraid to kill someone who hurts one of the newsies

- i’m serious

- she’s tried

- ….

Les:

- in 5th grade; 10

- friends with poor spots siblings

- is friends with the newsies

- loves medda

- is like another crutchie without the trauma/depression/anxiety/etc.

- asks david if him and jack are dating

- he knew david was 💅 before david did

- loves it when one or all of the newsies picks him up from school

- everyone loves him

- got picked on for having a “looser brother”

- spot (both poor and rich) picked him up one time with david. said “if you have a problem with les, you got a problem with me!”

- les was never bothered again

- gets lifted onto the guy’s shoulders all the fricking time

- loves feeling tall

- wants to play football like jack

- is very smart

- is ridiculously fast

- he has the fastest mile time in the whole grade

- teachers pet

- doesn’t have many friends his age

- brags about the newsies to his classmates

#livesies #newsies live #racetrack higgins #davey jacobs #david jacobs #jack kelly #incorrect newsies quotes #sprace #newsies 1992 #1992sies #spot. is. tall. PERIOD

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gophergal · 3 years

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Who’s your favorite slasher? Honestly, I like original Freddy Krueger but they personally did him dirty in the remake and went completely off the storyline and I was really disappointed🙁

So, this ask is a little funny to me because it means that you've not been here very long lol. My number one favorite is Michael Myers! Legit almost every version of him, I just love him so much. Can't get enough of him. My preferred Michael is from the original movie though.

Aside from Mikey, I like most slashers. I have a soft spot for Harry Warden from My Bloody Valentine (1981), Friday the 13th Part 2 Jason specifically, Candyman (the original), Billy/The Moaner from Black Christmas (1974), Vincent and Lester Sinclair from House Of Wax (2205), and Leatherface (Thomas and Bubba both!)

So, what I'm saying is that I hoard murder men. Funnily enough, Freddy is actually one of the few that I'm not a massive fan of, but it's only because he freaks me out a lot. However, I think Freddy Simps are some of the coolest folks in our community! (especially my buddy Bex/@bisexual-horror-fan . Legit every freddy fucker needs to follow her) They really DID do him dirty in the remake! And it sucks that some asses in the community treat it as Ultra Canon and, thus, a reason to be mean to Freddy Fans!

Bonus: I'm very very gay, so if you genderbend legit any slasher into a woman I become a huge simp. Freddy included! Also, I have a lot of love for the final girls! Laurie is my absolute favorite <3

#gopher rambles #Sorry for getting long winded Anon #Oh- also I very much treat Halloween 2 as canon so that means that I just have too much love for the Myers Siblings lmao #thank you for the ask!#(btw that 'you've not been here long' thing wasnt meant rude. It was just a note because I think it's funny. Like #just look at how many posts I have tagged as michael vs how many I have tagged for other slashers)

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neroushalvaus · 3 years

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Hei ✨ downton abbeystä Thomas, O'Brien, Mary, Edith, Anna ja Branson? 👀

Nyyh, heiii🥺❤🌺

Let's answer these bad boys in english (i'm sorry for being die hard team downstairs dndjjd)

Push off a cliff: Mary.

Kiss: Sarah O'Brien meet me in the yard and blow cigarette smoke on me 😔👉👈

Marry: I think being married to Anna would be pretty lovely, so I pick her. Bates you lucky man you.

Set on Fire: I was going to say Edith and then I remembered the time she almost did set herself on fire.. Maybe Thomas will save her this time too :')

Wrap a Blanket around: Thomas Barrow. I just want him to be safe and warm so bad... You get it 😔❤ My deepest Downton wish.

Be Roommates with: Okay but can you imagine being roommates with Branson... Perfect. We could be good old leftie bffs and massive simps together.

Send me six characters

#kiitos ❤❤❤#ask memes #/#//#///#downton abbey

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whereisstevethestove · 3 years

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so I heard we were telling ya’ll about our WIPs?

So I have quite a few running, both published and not, so I’ll just go into the list.

1.Healing = Chaos series

So it’s my pride and joy series, I’m actually on book three and it should be completely done and out by the one year anniversary of said series, which is great! It’s a college au where you can meet your ‘other selves’ but it usually throws the universe out of alignment. It’s got analogical, Rosleep and Mociet, with a few OCs running around and occasionally Thomas. Disaster condo and wacky adventures with angst as the characters manage past and future lives.

2. Four Horseman AU

For the TSS Big Bang. Currently about halfway written and unbeta’d but the plot centers around the four sides being the four horsemen of the Apocalypse. But there’s a catch- Logan’s Jewish and doesn’t believe the new testament, where the four horsemen are mentioned; Virgil’s died before he can ever really age into his power and now, in his current life, he’s atheist and a cynic; Patton’s so full of Catholic guilt it’s a miracle he’s even agreeing with the others; and poor Roman’s been around since the Roman empire trying to figure out how to keep his other horsemen from triggering the end of the world. Princxiety planned, with a spicy hint of Logicality.

3. The Hero? Au (Marvel inspired)

Virgil hates superpowers, and they’re common enough that he’s been saddled with them. Unfortunately, his high school bullies want to use him for it, seeing he’s pretty powerful. Also unfortunately for him, his high school bullies are superheroes, so him saying he’s being held against his will doesn’t exactly work. Oh, and comic nerd/Hulkling equivalent Remus is there too, and he’s really fucking lonely.

4. Sylphs and Streets Au

Urban Fantasy, set in Chicago with Storm Sylph Virgil, Illusionist Remus, normal human Roman, Seer Emile and Remy, who happens to illegally sell his potions on the side. It’s an unbeta’d project exploring the idea of injustice and discrimination. It’s AO3 exclusive and on it’s second installment of three.

5. The Mishaps of Ladybug and Kuro Neko.

Self indulgent miraculous ladybug au, where Logan and Virgil are half Japanese, Roman’s a massive fucking idiot in a himbo way, Janus is related to the previous ladybug, Marinette, and Patton’s nearly getting himself killed in hero fights every other weekend. Ladybug!Roman and Black Cat!Virgil, with other’s coming later. I post about it on my main blog.

6. Band Au (AO3 exclusive)

Virgil’s a singer/songwriter that got BES (Billie Eilish Syndrome) and once he turned eighteen, he snuck off to college with the help of Remy his manager and a bodyguard with as much social skills as him. Love triangles and crushes all around as he runs into small town friends Logan and Roman, all while trying to figure out where he’s seen Patton from before... oh! and Janus is there with the firm belief that everyone is just stuck in a story controlled by an unforgiving Author.

7. ‘Dating’ a Demon

Remus is getting married and Roman’s still single, much to his mortification, as how the hell did his twin get married before him?!?! He summons a demon out of desperation so he can have a plus one for the wedding and spare the humiliation that is his love life. Unfortunately for him, Virgil is really fucking hot and now he kinda doesn’t want to get rid of him. Chaos ensues as Virgil learns about humans and Roman tries to not die from simping over a demon that’s ten times older than him, and did he mention that they were hot? About one fifth written.

8. Accidental Adoption Au

Logan died in a horrific car accident, which also landed his son Virgil into the hospital with a collapsed lung, and the ER nurse that ended up taking care of his son adopts him. Roman, along with his husbands Remy and Emile, grow to care for Virgil as the teen goes through high school. Thomas is also there, as Virgil’s crush and he’s very confused that you can in fact, be gay. Angst and fluff, Ao3 exclusive and about halfway published.

9. The Fae Au I made to cope with the end of Mahogany and Teakwood.

Logan didn’t want a human, and now he’s stuck with one who keeps passing out. On second thought, maybe he shouldn’t have stabbed them with a massive icicle, that’s probably why. Oh, and his neighboring Unseelie friend also has partial ownership of said human. You lose some, you lose some. Patton’s also slightly unsympathetic, but he’s fae, that’s how they are. Virgil just wants to be awake for more than a half hour.

And that’s the bulk of my multi chapter Wips! Of course, I’ve got over 74 one shots that haven’t been published or worked on, but that’s a problem for another time. *sweeps abandoned one shot folder under the rug in my google drive*

#sanders sides #dating a demon au #fae au #accidental adoption au #sanders sides wips #the stove talks #band au #the mishaps of ladybug and kuro neko #healing = chaos #sanders sides fics #wips #four horsemen au

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