#I’m kidding ( mostly )

[thebirdmanhewatches]

I personally think this is flirting

#link x yigi clan member that sells you arrows new otp #the ship name ycmwsyalink #hark says i #totk #totk ​yiga #no id #why r u guys so enamoured with this post ):< i post some absolute bangers and this one is the most popular #I’m kidding mostly

[anonymolly]

size training is haaaaaaard I wanna be able to take a huge toy immediately I’m not patient >:(

#I’m kidding mostly #I’m being patient and safe and not pushing myself etc etc #but hmph #I sure am tough on myself #new record for riding my biggest dildo: 15 minutes #previous record: zero minutes #my stuff

[the-antiapocalyptic-man]

LRB I don’t think modern comics readers are ready to get hit with the full force of Jim Balent

People would die

#catwoman #I’m kidding mostly

[housewifebuck]

When you see a good post but OP was mean to your mutual, so you don't wanna reblog it as a form of saying to your mutual "I got your back!" even though they would never know you did that

I wish my mutuals did this for me I hate seeing my opps on my dash

#I’m kidding mostly #none of them ever make good posts 💀 #but also yes I do this a lot mostly bc Anyone who has wronged any of my friends gets blocked automatically #asks #anonymous #office hours

[batmanshole]

in order to keep jason todd from being shipped with random characters who deserve better i have made the brave decision to date him myself and keep his evil contained. it’s a burden someone has to bear but i’m willing to do it for the sake of everyone else

#i’m kidding mostly

[cjmonsterwolf]

Guys guys guys look what I did

I’ll have a close up of the ground beetle when I finish my moms ryker box More

#entomology #bug pinning #bugs #I’m on my asa Emory arc #I’m kidding mostly

[plinkcat-gif]

how do i report an ad inappropriate because i hate it in my space while also supporting nsfw posting

#i’m kidding mostly #i just hate the people in underwear on my dash without my permission

[theballadofdrjekyll]

I hate Cream Unicorn so much THEY TOOK CINNAS PLACE IN AN EVENT AND EVER SINCE THEN IVE BEEN UNLEASHED WITH RAGE

#I’m kidding mostly #i only hate like #idk

[dramaphan]

I wanted to message you when Dan posted that 38° selfie but you weren't online and then I forgot - but the dannies?? are not okay? Like, there were like 5 people on my dash all like "ohhh Dan don't you wanna post a slutty picture of you having a hot boy summer hmmm?" Like bitch. The poor guy a) is MELTING the weather is HORRIBLE and b) had COVID he is SICK he is not feeling sexy! Read the room!!

Okay but if you’re gonna complain about the heat at least take your shirt off

#I’m kidding mostly #I have to objectify men once a day or I die #ask

[the-nation-of-today]

Guess who got vip again >:3

#black veil brides #bvb #maeve.txt #this band will not fucking escape me #I’m kidding mostly

[angsty-art-ist]

certified coolkid moment: finding the rotting corpse of your classmate in the woods

#i know the players were mostly focusing on the mystery in this scene. but for the characters that must have been terrifying #i’m so emo about lucy frostblade #i hope she knows that she’s being avenged. i hope she knows her body was found. i hope she knows the rats stood vigil around her grave #arcades art #illustration #procreate #fantasy high #fantasy high d20 #fantasy high junior year #fhjy #fhjy spoilers #fantasy high fanart #dimension twenty fanart #dimension 20 fanart #fantasy high dimension 20 #dimension twenty #dimension 20 #kristen applebees #kristen chilis applebees #fabian aramais seacaster #fabian seacaster #fig faeth #figueroth faeth #gorgug thistlespring #adaine o'shaughnessey #adaine abernant #riz gukgak #the bad kids fantasy high #the bad kids #lucy frostblade

[saybiwithme]

Now to shake my brain until it gives me the outline for chapter two

#I’m kidding mostly #I have some of it down I just need the rest #Renee writes

[steddielations]

Eddie uses petnames so much that they start to have more meaning to Steve than Steve.

When Eddie calls him baby, it means he’s soft, or he’s worried about Steve, “You okay, baby?” But babe is always casual. When Eddie’s handing him something, “Here, babe,” or with a peck on his lips, “Thanks, babe.” He calls him sweetheart when he’s teasing, “Oh you wish, sweetheart,” or when he’s being extra loving, extra sweet.

It’s not like Eddie never calls him Steve, but usually it’s something serious, or when there’s lots of strangers around, but most of the time he’s sweetheart and Stevie and big boy. He gets so used to the petnames that it throws him completely off when Eddie calls him Steve for no reason.

Eddie: Hey Steve can you—

Steve: What :(

Eddie: I said Steve can you—

Steve: Did I do something wrong :(

Eddie: No? I just need you to—

Steve: Then why did you call me that :(

Eddie: It’s your name?

Steve: No :( I’m baby

#i’m mostly kidding but yeah #he baby #steve harrington #steddie #mp #eddie munson #stranger things #steddie headcanons #steve harrington headcanons #eddie x steve #incorrect steddie #incorrect stranger things #incorrect quotes

[offkilterkeys]

The world isn’t ready for my alpha kid readings.

#jane crocker #jake english #roxy lalonde #dirk strider #homestuck #alpha kids #Jane is the struggler don’t you EVER contest that #many might argue it’s Jake but he doesn’t struggle inherently #usually he just vibes until he’s forced into situations wherein he struggles #Jane struggles from the beginning #her entire arc is a struggle #also had to change it from “the fujoshi” mostly cause I don’t like that and also cause it’s not as versatile as the other labels #I don’t actually think Dirk is boring btw i just think that when put up against his friends he has a lot less complexity going on #like his arc is fairly simple as opposed to Jane and Jake’s #and even Roxy’s #His problems seem inherently a lot more straight forward to me simply because he’s articulate enough to realize he has problems #Jane and Jake are almost there #problems are like on the tip of their tongues #and Roxy is kinda like the John of the team where she isn’t even gonna acknowledge the possibility of problems #girl is like “problems? haha not me #I’m the put together one in this group :)” #and just ignores all her internalized misogyny and heteronormativity #she is a mirror to Vriska in that they both put a lot of emphasis on preforming romanticism as a means of affirming their gender #anyway my alpha kid readings are way too boring so I feel like nobody would really be interested in them Sighhhh

[slagfortress]

#tf2 #I’m mostly kidding I played a lot of ow in the beginning but I do love to see team fortress outlive blizzards spawn #it was the sorta game I played the shit out of to begin with but then soured on it over time #I do think the diversity tool was the funniest possible thing to come out of that tho #OH ana and Moira call me

[wiser-girl]

Currently torn between wanting to listen to The Smiths and not wanting to be the kind of person who listens to The Smiths

#I’m kidding mostly #I’d ask where to start but seriously I don’t trust y’all if you know the answer to that question #my post