#hark says i

[thebirdmanhewatches]

I personally think this is flirting

#link x yigi clan member that sells you arrows new otp #the ship name ycmwsyalink #hark says i #totk #totk ​yiga #no id #why r u guys so enamoured with this post ):< i post some absolute bangers and this one is the most popular #I’m kidding mostly

[firstofficerkittycat]

reducing jack to just bad queer rep is so wild to me like were u guys alive in the 2000s. here is a time travelling faggot he is hypermasculine and shamelessly effeminite and has one of the most bitterly brave death scenes u have ever witnessed in ur young life oh wait he can never die. they invented a poof who could never die

#''but what about those gross lines he had'' your honor i am a trekkie #there is a thing called hearing a character say something and going he did not say that #its allowed. theyre not real #captain jack harkness #doctor who #dw spoilers

[dang-dood]

nothing like a coffee made by a bisexual barista

#sorry i got to that scene where ianto is having owen make the coffee for the team #torchwood #ianto jones #owen harper #mine #on season 2 now #man i’m not ready to rewatch the third season nor this season final #jack harkness #toshiko sato #gwen cooper #man i wish i had that screencap of ianto staring in horror as owen fucks up the coffee #that’s what the teams says every morning when ianto brings them a cup #captain jack harkness #doctor who

[ihavenosoul12]

me again with the stupid fuckass memes

#torchwood #jack harkness #john hart #tenth doctor #ianto jones #gwen cooper #owen harper #toshiko sato #pretend gwen is in the group shot i just got super fucking lazy #i'm allowed to be #also we can say ten is the ethereal mutual #he would be wouldn't he

[echoes-lighthouse]

I’ve been seeing an increase in DNIs that list ‘freaks dni’ and it fills me with a visceral rage every single time. This is the freaks website!!!! It’s where I learned to be myself!! Fandoms and fandom conventions were made by freaks for freaks! 

I don’t CARE if you mean weird kinks or weird ships or weird clothes or weird obsessions, that’s all what tumblr is FOR!!! This is the one place where I learned to find community as an autistic, obsessive, queer teenager and I will be GODDAMNED if you shame other people like me into thinking they’re dangerous or broken. 

-last photo pose source- 

#i know i keep saying this in different forms #but DAMN #i see 'freaks dni' like multiple times a day now #what is happening in people's heads??? #proship #tw vent #kink mention #sebaciel #(mostly for blacklists if people care) #my art #hark i say nothing #tw caps

[angelic37]

1x10. The Doctor Dances

#doctor who #dwedit #doctorwhoedit #ninerosedit #ninth doctor #nineedit #rose tyler #rosetyleredit #captain jack harkness #timepetals #rose x doctor #otp: i'm burning up a sun just to say goodbye #by angelic37 #1x10 #this colouring is so painful #but i needed this way bigger on my tumblr #this being obviously the come hither eyes then sassy jack #also love love love jealous!nine :d #if i have to watch only one episode of dw for ever i think it would be this one #♥_♥ #1k

[manhattansangels]

I love Ninerose and Tenrose as much as the next person but I wish we saw more of Jack and Rose

#do they have a ship name #every time I say jack and rose i thknk of the titanic #doctor who #dw #david tennant #tenth doctor #10th doctor #rose tyler #doctor who hbo #ninth doctor #christopher eccleston #billie piper #jack harkness #captain jack harkness

[clumio]

I just watched the season one finale of Torchwood and i find it Deeply Funny that Utopia happens IMMEDIATELY after Jack wakes up. Imagine your coworkers unionize and kill you. And you have to fight a gigantic cosmic creature and you get killed Again. You wake up a week later and within like twelve hours of being alive again you hear your bestie roll up outside. Matters progress and you then proceed to spend the entire next year Getting Fucking Killed Every Single Day. You got better but at what cost

#Jack Harkness’ Terrible Horrible No-Good Very Bad Week And A Year #dw #ives.txt #torchwood #<-will I start a torchwood tag for real or will it get absorbed into the dr who tag? Who’s To Say……

[rystiel]

he wanted to grow old with jack 😐😐😐😐 even if jack couldn’t grow old with him 😐😐😐😐😐😐

#you’ll see me die of old age SHUT UPPPPPPP #bro doomed himself with this line btw #torchwood #ianto jones #captain jack harkness #janto #i hate stupid gayass shows why do they do this shit to me #then he says they better make the most of it ?!!!!??!! #he’s not even saying like Oh You’ll Still Be Alive By The Time I’m Old And Dying #he’s literally saying I Want To Make The Most Of My Time With You Until I Die Of Old Age #SHUT UPPPPPPPPPPP #i haven’t even finished s3 i’m still in the middle of this episode i just. had to post about it #update: finished season 3 #i am going to end everything. goodbye #❤️ #ianto you did not deserve that

[khruschevshoe]

Listen. Listen. RTD. My dude. You are back. You have the power. You are running the show. *pulls him in close and whispers through gritted teeth* Who needs UNIT when you can have the world's messiest bisexual polycule back from the dead?

#listen torchwood three always vibed better with doctor who than unit did #that sort of put together from spare parts vibe #I'm not saying he necessarily should bring them all back from the dead #but if we're unnecessarily undoing tragic plot points here for fix-it vibes (doctordonna) #then why not bring back torchwood? just recast jack you bring back gwen if you want give me more disasters to carry about #torchwood was raw and messy and REAL #i want disasters on my screen that could never make it past Disney's respectability/only-queer-if-you're-polite-about-it banner #torchwood #jack harkness #ianto jones #gwen cooper #toshiko sato #owen harper #tosh sato #rtd #rtd2 #doctor who

[its-a-hare-pom-pom]

The Captain’s death leaked: Jack Harkness said hello to him

#this was funnier in my head #bbc ghosts #bbc ghosts captain #doctor who #captain jack harkness #jack harkness #also before any of you say anything I know jack isnt from world war ii #he just was there

[thebirdmanhewatches]

Alvin was so real for this

#hark says i #100%birdmade #httyd books #httyd #alvin the treacherous #despite all the ablism surrounding all of him and his themes and his symbolism I love Alvin #I even love him despite the fact he gets buff #Cressida had a good thing going with Alvin being a villain that doesn’t look villainous and then covered it in ableism #no id

[msue0027]

plot armor is one of the worst things that could happen to a character in the whoniverse

#doctor who #dw #torchwood #those are only ones i've been watcjing so far #so maybe i should not be talking after all #but yeah #the doctor #jack harkness #someone save them #i'm tempted to say the master with their modified armour that left them dead after every story #and yet always bring them back #somehow #but nah #let's leave their trauma for fanfic writers to dissect them like a rat; to observe them like an insect

[cissa-calls]

Countdown to Agatha: Darkhold Diaries: Day 716

Wanda: “Did you see the little fancy soaps I put in the bathroom!”

Y/N: “They’re so cute! I love that they’re all shaped like pastries!”

Agatha: “The what.”

Wanda: “Oh, I forgot to tell you! I got some decorative pretty soaps for the bathroom, they’re mostly macaron shaped-“

Agatha: “No wonder they tasted so bad, I just thought they were out of date”

Wanda: “YOU ATE THEM?!”

Agatha: “I thought you put snacks in there!”

Wanda: “WHY WOULD I- WHY WOULD YOU-? Y/N, call poison control”

Y/N: “Again?”

#inspired by that one episode of I like to watch where Katya eats a macron tells truxie it tastes like soap #and she’s says: some of these are fake sis #and Katya just looks on in HORROR #wandavision #agatha harkness #house of harkness #agatha all along #hahndavision #house of harkness counter #marvel #wanda maximoff #agatha harkness x reader #wanda maximoff x reader #coven of chaos counter #coven of chaos #incorrect marvel quotes #darkhold diaries #Darkhold diaries counter #agatha: darkhold diaries

[like-butterflies-and-glitter]

which doctor do you think the tardis interface hologram would appear to jack as? i have been thinking about it and i have a few options in mind so i am making this a poll

#doctor who #i am not specifically saying thirteen ten and nine #because in lives of captain jack he meets a few others he even sees twelve from a distance in r&j so i am not counting any of them out #doctorjack #captain jack harkness #jack harkness

[writeitinsharpie]

janto is secretive bitch/secretive bastard and that's why they work

#torchwood #sharpie says shit #shitpost #jack harkness #ianto jones #janto #any other relationship would be like “are you keeping secrets from me?” #in this one neither of them have hands clean lmao #“how old are you jack?” “remember that time you kept a cyberman in the basement?” #also ianto is the mean girl bitch and jack is the asshole bastard no i will not take arguments #toxic relationship Of All Time