#I'M SHAKING RN

[kevinsteen]

hey. what if sami and kevin don’t actually team up in the end. what the fuck are we gonna do if it never happens. what the fuck.

#i'm shaking rn

[lxhxsxhxs]

this song is breaking me over and over again but i keep it on repeat

#monsta x #joohoney #i.m changkyun #minhyuk #kihyun #shownu #hyungwon #the dreaming #sad songs #i'm shaking rn #Spotify

[hyaesia]

BEEP THE MEEP

#dw #cat's musings #a homebaked post #i'm shaking rn

[rayllurn]

25 DAYS!!!

#the dragon prince #tdp s4 #i'm shaking rn

[aqricus]

big titty women make me froth at the mouth on a toe-curling, atrocious, depraved, appalling, downright vile level.

#need smth to balance out my b cups #also they just #they. #i should stop before i say something that i literally cannot come back from LMAOOOO #i'm shaking rn #i'm so deprived #my hands are so empty #i just wanna #i just wanna s #nO i cANNOT #the internal battle i'm having rn is awful #bc the scenarios in my head at the moment are SINFUL and i'm trying so hard to keep it together FLDNSKLSNLD

[houseofpunk]

that was the best ppv I've ever seen in my life

#i'm shaking rn

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

oh right, technically i sell t-shirts

i forgot about that

#holidays are coming up and it would make a terrible gift #that's the main selling point #anyways these exist and can be exchanged for legal tender #the cost is the listed price + the emotional expense of knowing that i am judging u #bc i am. i am judging u #why would u want this. why would u exchange currency for this #there are so many other things you could exchnage currency for instead #a grocery store shrimp platter for instance #with the nauseatingly red cocktail sauce that is SO much better than a t shirt any time #hmm chicken picatta at a local Italian Eatery perchance? i am. a big fan of anything picatta #oh oh i know! 3.6 POUNDS OF FRESH OKRA #FOR THE COST OF THIS FRIVOLOUS T SHIRT U COULD INSTEAD PURCHASE 3.6 POUNDS OF FRESH DELICIOUS OKRA #and then --hold on i have a recipe--and then what u do is #so it is basically sacrilege to suggest this but what u do is u skip the cornmeal entirely #my southern ancestors are shaking a wooden spoon at me right now but LISTEN. u skip. the gotdang. cornmeal #instead: wash chop and soak (for 10 min) the okra in a mixture of 1 egg to tblsp water #then coat in flour #THATS IT JUST FLOUR #No cornmeal. i am betraying my heritage rn but I'm RIGHT #coat in flour sprinkle liberally in S&P and FRY that suck in veg oil high heat #until crispy & brown & u hear your arteries clenching in apprehension #so. so yeah #that's what u should do instead of buying this shirt go fry the shit out of some okra #(but buy local and young & tender if u can bc the grocery store is full of old-and-therefore-super-stiff specimens #pro tip (aka grandma tip): if u can't chop okra smoothly with your normal cutting knife then it's too old and tough. #...i mean u probably CAN still fry the shit out of it I've certainly done that before it's just much less delicious #ANYWAY. anyway ANYWAY. shirt. okra. farmers market. that reminds me of a post i made back when we first started selling these dang shorts #shirts. shorts shorts. oh shit i should make a crop top option. #i. i don't Know How to make a crop top option #HUH . . . i need to lie down now and contemplate the constant and irreconcilable limitations of the human experience good night

[pupberriez]

I didn't know they were remaking AWL for the Switch?!

#harvest moon #puptalks #I'm shaking rn #that was literally THE comfort game growing up #story of seasons

[the-butch-of-blaviken]

I'd forgotten how exceptional the first episode of Black Sails and the introduction of Captain Flint are. In one (1) episode they point to this soggy, angry little man and go: this is the most dangerous pirate of the seven seas. he wouldn't even win a swordfight. he beat someone to death with his bare fists and is ready to do it again. he probably cries himself to sleep at night. he's the most collected, composed man you've ever seen. he throws furniture around in a fit when he's angry. he talks about the importance of trust and honesty. he doesn't believe any of it. he can completely change someone's mind when he talks to them. the people closest to him know not to trust a single word that comes out of his mouth. he's in control of the narrative. he's trapped in a web of lies of his own making. he's made himself into a legend. everything he's built is just one second away from falling apart. he inspired a whole nation. he's the number one public enemy. he's a hero. he's a monster. he's just one man. he's starting a war against the whole world.

#I'M SHAKING AND RUNNING AROUND MY HOUSE AND SCREAMING AND BITING THROUGH PLASTER #black sails is so narratively satisfying and juicy i'm in awe #not witcher #i'm literally shaking rn #black sails #captain flint #my post

[cowboyhorsegirl]

READING THE FIC WASN'T ENOUGH I WANT TO EAT IT I WANT TO TATTOO IT ONTO MY BODY I WANT TO IMPRINT IT ON MY BRAIN I WANT TO STEP ON THE WORDS LIKE CRUNCHY LEAVES AND THEN ROLL AROUND IN THE PARAGRAPHS I WANT TO CONSUME IT I WANT TO LIVE IT I WANT TO BURN IT LIKE A WOOD-WICKED CANDLE AND LET THE FLAMES LIGHT THE CORNER OF MY ROOM I WANT TO GIFT MY SOUL TO IT I WANT TO WEAR IT LIKE HEIRLOOM JEWELRY

#my employer's opinions #THIS IS ABOUT SAFFRON BY FESTIVEFERRET OH MY FUCKING LORD #I'M SHAKING RN #also before anyone says anything YES i commented okay it was incoherent but i DID comment and kudos i DID that already but #i want to do MORE

[lxhxsxhxs]

can someone teach me how to look relaxed and cool in front of new people pls ??

#mental illness #social anxiety #sobbing #i'm shaking rn #pls help

[sillyahhchana]

i got too silly and merged my favorite bands together

#im literally shaking rn i'm going insane #mcr fanart #fnaf #hor hor horhor hor #my chemical romance #fnaf fanart #mcr #freddy fazbear #five nights at freddy's #gerard way #freddy fazballs #foxy the pirate #chica the chicken #bonnie the bunny #mikey way #ray toro #frank iero #follow me if you're down bad for fnaf characters like me

[magicbats]

im playing ts4 again! 🌻

#simblr #ts4 #the sims 4 #still playing ts2 as well! just shaking things up for myself #i'm overwhelmed by a build project and some crashing issues in ts2 rn #and i'm inspired to work on my new ts4 save

[samstatsupremacy]

May 12 2024

i'm just putting this date here, with these specific tags, for no reason.

i hope those of you reading this, the fans of Interview with the Vampire (2022-), can put the pieces together and figure out what this date could mean without me having to say the words

time will tell ;)

#iwtv #amc iwtv #interview with the vampire #literally shaking rn #i'm assuming they’ll drop the trailer next month #and if this post gets too big ill delete it bc I've got someone's job to protect while also trying to feed you guys what i know 😅 #cant wait for yall to see the trailer!!!

[royalarchivist]

Trying not to queue too many back to back Pac-related clips, but he's on my mind right now because I saw someone say they met him at TC Vegas today while he was with the rest of the QSMP group, and he stood aside so they could talk to the other members, and when they instead went up to him specifically and said how much they loved his character, Pac was really surprised. So my heart is a bit like a soda can in a trash compactor right now.

#mod talk #HOW DOES HE NOT KNOW HOW LOVED HE IS!!!!!!! #I know to a certain extent he probably doesn't think American fans know / like him as much as Brazilian fans #but I always feel like Pac always winds up in the background and I'm just like #*shakes him by the shoulders* I LOVE YOU!!! (non-parasocially) FANS LOVE YOU!!! (hopefully non-parasocially) HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW THIS!! #Like my dude I'm literally frankensteining a Nendoroid of your character rn because he's such a special little guy to me #o(-( #Anyways

[yenvengerberg]

how you gonna title the episode 'we take a zebra to vegas' and then not include a zebra like come on bro

#percy jackon and the olympians #pjo spoilers #i can process most book changes because they are actually doing a decent job but COME ON NOT THIS #even if you didn't want to include percy being able to communicate with equines (which they should have done and i'm shaking my fist rn) #could have AT LEAST put a zebra in the animal sequence like??? madness