#I'M STRAIGHT LOOK AT ME I'M SORRY

[skynapple]

I'm drawn to Sebastian cause he has full time job, smart, loves games, Emo on Purpose ™️ and with a healthy dose of care doesn't think life is pointless, wears black skinny jeans constantly

However,

I'm drawn to Alex cause has the most drastic change overall going from narcissistic jock to open-minded, hard working warm and friendly with reorganized priorities and goals not for the lime light but with realistic focuses and like becoming a family man, keeps up his hobbies, isn't self-centered, and wants to be a family man despite having a traumatic childhood like. Sorry that gets me. Also. He's pretty I'm sorry I'm not immune to the hot himbo energy.

#I'M STRAIGHT LOOK AT ME I'M SORRY #stardew valley #sdv alex #sdv sebastian #sdv #madi talks

[willowser]

getting to a point with nerd bakugou where you're not even playing games online together anymore, you're just — chatting, all day 🥺

and you've gotten close enough that you'll send him a mirror selfie and even if your phone is mostly covering your face, he's ZOOMING IN ON THAT BABY and over-analyzing the hell out of it 🥺 trying to figure out what you look like 🥺 and every single photo he sends in return is assessed for a minimum of 20 minutes, because he wants to make sure his reflection isn't showing anything or his body doesn't look weird, that his posture is right 🥺

and the first time you send something back like, "you look nice today 😊🩷", even though he's just showing off his shirt from a movie you both like — he's having to put his phone down on his desk and put his hands over his face because he feels so airbruqoabdka about you !!!!!

#WAAAHHH HE MAKES ME NUTS I SAY #sorry yeah no i'm gonna keep talking about this yeah definitely #just !!!! liking someone and wanting them and you !!! just know them online !!!! 🥺 #pls he's spending FOREVER in the mirror making sure there's nothing on his face and that his hair looks alright and that his glasses — #— are straight #just to hids majority of it with where he's holding his phone LMAOOO #a dork i'm wrangling him i'm chomping him #and kaminari gets all 'who's your friend ?? 😏😏😏' #and bakugou is like 'WE JUST PLAY STUFF TOGETHER SOMETIMES GET OUT OF IT' #and you two actually havent played anything in weeks bc you've both been busy but you're still messaging all day every day LOL #WAAAHHHHH #blast from the past: q #* just to hide #✿ willow writes #✿ thoughts: bakugou #✿ theme: nerd bakugou

[redbootsindoriath]

Apparently in my absence this post had its 1000-notes-iversary.

This time we get to see the culprit responsible for ruining our heroes' lives as well.

I've really missed you guys, by the way. I know I've said that already, but I'm serious. Once or twice this year I've been right on the brink of coming back but schedule stuff always keeps me from letting myself commit to that again, and that in turn has kept me from posting anything at all. But I've been in an unexpected drawing mood lately and so if I can get enough stuff to set up a queue we might pretend I'm back for a month or so sometime this year. Maybe. Hopefully. We'll see. No promises though. That's why I'm hiding this paragraph under the cut.

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[Beren:] "Uhhh...barkeep...I think he's had enough now..." [Tolkien:] "No, I don't think he has...!"

#beren #bilbo #frodo #tolkien #túrin #the man the myth the legends #beowulf except everybody is short #one shiny #three shinies #everyone deserved better except mîm #what's this a happy ending #my trash #is this actually funny or am i just tired #i'm sorry professor tolkien #/end classification tags #túrin keeps becoming a bigger and bigger guy in my drawings and at this rate he's going to be way taller and broader than he should be #canonically he was really tall and broad but i don't think the professor meant like THIS #at least it makes him really distinct i guess #gonna be sufficiently intimidating for the dagor dagorath #but in the meantime he's just making beren look like a schoolkid in this doodle #(and as i'm sitting here writing these tags i suddenly realize i forgot túrin's white hair streaks again) #(tsk tsk shame on me) #(and didn't it say somewhere that beren's hair also turned grey...? i can't remember where it said that though) #(0 for 2 i have failed all of us) #ANYWAY in my absence tumblr apparently changed formatting again which is not cool but whatever #it's nice to draw again #i've had art block for like 9 months straight #and suddenly this month i suddenly was able to write AND draw again as if i never stopped #i've had writer's block since maybe 2021 so that was the most surprising part #weirdest thing ever but i'm not mad about it

[nonokoko13]

I know what he is

I recognise a tsundere when I see one

#bucchigiri?! #kakeru zabu #zabu kakeru #*reading romance* lame 🙄😒 *keeps reading* #I was already thinking he could be one of my faves and now he is. Sorry I'm basic af I see tsundere I gotta like the character #If you read the title and thought “🏳️‍🌈?” Yes but I already knew that it's Bucchigiri nobody here is straight no reveal there #I like his friendship with Komao. Don't ship because they are a BROTP to me but mad respect for their shippers out there #bet my ass he is a hopeless romantic but hide it because it doesn't help him look cool and tough #Bet he imagines shoujo scenarios where his hand brushes his crush's and then they look into each other eyes and all that and he collapses - #- when he realises he's making that in his head once again then thinks it's embarrassing and lame and swears he will stop but fails. Again. #god I love these characters sm #♡ — shut up noko

[makorragal-312]

Season 2 Buck: "At least when I date someone, I date them."

Season 7 Buck: "I'm keeping my options fluid."

#911 #911 abc #911 on abc #911 s7 #911 season 7 #911 spoilers #911 7x04 #evan buckley #911 buck #buddie #911 buddie #bi buck #bisexual #he's bi mom #I'm sorry #but you cannot have this man say such gender neutral lines and expect me to believe he's anything but straight #this is literally the way I talk when im on the topic of dating and love #the bi coding to bi confirmation pipeline is so fucking strong #please don't let this be bait #and even if im tripping #game recognize game #and this man is looking oh so familiar #excuse my manic posting #im just posting out my anxiety #but where's the lie

[zishuge]

Xie Ju'an, from Jinling. Five years ago, he won three consecutive awards at the imperial examinations. When he entered the palace, he took the position of the Crown Prince's Junior Preceptor. He has been in court for four years and has made friends with the Ministry of Justice. The recent case of the rebels took a turn for the worse last night. Afterwards, you asked Mr. Chen to meet me. How this all connects... there's no need to say more. Story of Kunning Palace (2023) | Ep. 12

#story of kunning palace #宁安如梦 #xie wei #zhang zhe #zhang linghe #wang xingyue #cdrama #cdramaedit #cdramasource #asiandramasource #sokpedit #*gifs:mine #“very capable at solving cases” and the look on xie wei's face is straight up giving me maiden holmes flashbacks #the way he has to school his face before starting to talk #this is exactly how prince qi looked at su ci even before he knew she was a woman #i'm not saying a polycule is the answer but .... a polycule may be the answer #inb4 i read this all wrong and they hate each other's guts in 10 episodes sorry i'm so behind #anyway it's always interesting when love rivals meet

[thenegoteator]

#they keep sending me to that stupid new client #at this point i've left the same feedback in various tones like. more times than i can count on two hands #if your email client puts a fucking ad at the top of my inbox that looks like an unread email. and i can't mark it as unread #and clicking on it even in accident sends me straight to the advertiser's site #and i have no idea what kind of tracking there is. and it's linked TO MY EMAIL ACCOUNT HELLO #that's hateful i'm sorry #i will say it seems like they're listening to me lol #initially the ad looked exactly like an email and i left feedback that said 'this feels illegal' and now there's a little box that says 'ad #but like #in what universe would i ever switch from something where i see no ads to something where i see ads #like at that point i'd rather use my browser where i can at least block em??? #anyway. this has been my private little war for the past few months. and i will continue on this hill until i inevitably die here #she speaks

[lilac-rose-writes]

tried doodling penny in a more cartoony style and using more of her canon colour pallet & design- here's hoping it turned out alright :D

#i'm sorry guys #the pupils would not obey me #i tried for 20 minutes straight to make them look okay #it didn't work #tempted to draw the rest of the sillies like this #kindergarden game #kindergarten 2 #kindergarten #kindergarden 2 #kindergarten game #kindergarten fanart #kindergarten penny #penny kindergarten

[moongothic]

On the train of your last ask, what are your thoughts on dragons sexuality?

Personally I think he’s Demi something (more attracted to personality than looks or gender)

Honestly because we don't know that much about the guy it's kind of hard for me to form an opinion, and if Crocodad Real then we're going to find out his orientation eventually (since we gotta find out if that was a contributing factor to the Dragodile Divorce (assuming they're divorced)) so I'm kind of okay with not forming any headcanons, since the headcanon could get thrown out the window

If anything, what interests me is how Dragon's orientation could impact the story-- like when I've discussed the Dragodile Divorce I have mainly focused on speculating how Crocodile would've felt about it, but how Dragon felt about that is interesting too

Because if he's straight then yeah that probably contributed to The Divorce, but how did Dragon feel about it? Learning that the love of his life is now happier than ever before after transitioning and being happy for him, while also losing the version of Crocodile that he fallen in love to begin with? No longer feeling thet draw to him because of the thing that has brought him so much joy and comfort? Knowing that even if they did take down the WG the family Dragon had hoped to have would never come to be, because their relationship would now end? And that it would be on some level his fault, because he's not attracted to Crocodile anymore?

Like even if Dragon took things well and the divorce happened "on good terms", it would've been sad for Dragon too.

But then there's a slightly juicier option, because what if Dragon was bi, but the Divorce happened under unpleasant circumstances (be it Dragon lashing out or things getting violent because he couldn't recognize Crocodile) and he didn't figure it out until it was too late?

Because you'd still have Dragon going through some if not all of those previously mentioned feelings, of having to come to terms with the version of his significant other whom he had fallen in love with no longer existed, the family had pictured in his mind would never become a thing, that those things were be kind of his fault and that he had hurt Crocodile deeply in the process. But then he'd be looking at some news article of Crocodile's most recent heroic stunt, seeing his handsome face with that usual, unbothered expression, and realizing he still loved him? That he still wanted to be with him, wished they were together, even now that Crocodile was a far more handsome man than he was? And then the realization that he's bi hitting him like a fucking truck But it's too late. The divorce already happened. He already hurt Crocodile too deeply. Knowing Croc, he had probably already moved on. There was no fixing it, the relationship was over. At least for now, trying to go see Croc could be dangerous due to the WG and not wanting to risk the WG finding out about them and The Kid and Croc would probably be furious if Dragon even risked that at this point, after what he had done. Oh, and then Crocodile killed thousands of innocent people attempting to usurp a country by manufacturing a civil war. Something Dragon can't forgive. (Not to mention, hearing he had been taken down by their own son... Oof)

But what if despite all that, and not knowing the full circumstances behind what had happened (like the fact that Crocodile didn't know who the hell Luffy was), Dragon still loved Crocodile? What then?

#Moon posting #Asks #Dragodile #OP Meta #Answering an unusual amount of asks today because 1) Compensating for being AFK for a while and #2) The Tumblr News are deeply fucking upsetting and I need something to lighten my mood desperately ngl #So clearing my ask box it is wheeeee #Sorry this is a little incoherent lmao #Something about Dragon looking at Crocodile and being like ''why the fuck are you more handsome than me'' cracks me up okay #When your transgender husband gives you gender envy #I just love the story telling potential bi Dragon would give us because like. Yeah if they're straight then the relationship is joever #But if he was bi then there's that theoretical possibility they could maybe reconcile and get back together #And the fucking drama? The possibilities? I'm so here for that man give it to me #Luffy and/or Ivankov telling Dragon to get over himself and admit that he still loves Crocodile and wants to be with him? Gimme #Dragon taking a deadly blow to protect Crocodile because he doesn't want to lose him again? It's a trope for a reason #OR Dragon craddling a dying Crocodile begging him not to die because he still loves him? Oh yes #Crocodile trying to sneak away while everyone celebrates the destruction of the World Government #And Dragon showing up like ''I don't wanna lose you again pls don't go ;_;'' #And Croc telling him to either piss off OR to hurry up and get on the ship so they can leave before Luffy finds out #I am. Obsessed. Dragodile Retirement Romance let's fucking go #THE POSSIBILITIES MAN. Like I don't wanna get my hopes up because I doubt we'll get Canon Gay Dragodile BUT IT COULD BE SO GOOD

[femmeroi]

My stinky guys

#judai yuki #jaden yuki #jun manjoume #chazz princeton #yubel yugioh #ygo #lacunashipping #<- that's what I'm calling Yubel/Jun thank you for coming to my brain #Yubel/Jun “have” a ship name already but literally no one used it ever and it was shit ass so I'm making my own #fermentshipping #<- And that's what I'm calling Yubel/Jun/Judai IDK if they have a ship name already or not but if they do it sucks and mine is better #I think the three should hold hands and kiss and yell and go to therapy #I hope these don't look like shit ass I am straight up delirious right now because of the medicine but I trust my love to be good enough <3 #my art #<- I always forget that fucking tag #Sorry Judai but between your soulmate and your rival you ended up being the third wheel because I thought it was funny #Any time I make Yubel or Judai ship art just assume the other one is in on the relationship unless explicitly stated otherwise #They're a combo deal to me. They were super polyd ! They're a pair ! Do not separate- can not separate #I have So Many thoughts about them approaching relationships post cannon I love to think about how shitass they both are with that stuff #I can tell these tags are a mess but I don't have enough brain power to fix them right now

[tigergendermoved]

Remembering the toxic hellscape that was 2015-2019ish SU fandom and just how much hate the show got is really insane when you rewatch the show after it's been a while. Like the show is good what the hell were any of these people talking about

#do NOT quote me on those numbers i pulled them straight out of my ass #like the ending was rushed and the diamonds didnt get to be fully developed but liek #the whole reason that was the case is there was an entire 6th season planned #and then the show got axed early because rebecca sugar and crew refused the back down on the rupphire wedding. #and even rushedness aside like the point of the show was never that you should hug fascists and forgive people no matter what #the diamond were rose's (and his) dysfunctional family whose personal suffering became the basis for the cruelty of gem society #bismuth in The Real World would have been right to want to kill the diamonds as a force of revolution #but the point of the show is that even the most complicated people are still people who can change. even if you dont forgive them #even steven quartz universe the most loving boy in the world very obviously does not like being around the diamonds. but that is how it is #it was a children's show that emphasized compassion and communication and family as themes. of course steven didnt kill the diamonds lol #i really fully believe the stevenbomb format (which was not the crew's choice or fault) cooked peoples' brains #you had months between major arcs so every wrongdoing by a character had months to be warped and misinterpreted and so no resolution could #ever satisfy fans who were festering with their own opinions for way too long #like these arcs looking back are not that long and they resolve in fairly reasonable manners but they took fuckin forever in real time to #wrap up #and ppl on the internet with no other hobbies than arguing made the fandom suck to be in and gave su a bad name #even if you dont like steven universe i think the amount of vitriol thrown at the show is/was fucking INSANE for what it is lmaooo #people were so so jolly to accuse rebecca sugar (a jewish lady) of being a fascist/fash sympathizer and paint every writing shortcoming or #morally dubious character action as a sign of pure fuckin evil #ok that was a long ass fuckin rant in the tags i am so sorry i'm just kind of opinionated on this matter as i am all matters #i've been rewatching su with my dad lately and this very normal and well paced and fun watchthrough experience has been illuminating #just how insane and uncalled for the hellish discourse sphere around su was/is #i say was/is i have no idea what su discourse is like nowadays. i'm too scareds to look in the su crit tag

[coockie8]

y did u say roys "spouse" not "wife"???

Unironically this is not a heterosexual man

#Fullmetal Alchemist #Roy Mustang #you know the way straight men totally look at their best friend like he puts all the stars in the sky? #the inherent eroticism of lighting your subordinates cigarette with your fire magic lol #I'm sorry he wants Havoc carnally in that fucking picture #literally everything about that fucking picture of him and Ed #look I ship royed and that pictures makes me like blood red mad #there is *no* reason for Ed to be fucking *blushing* like that! #btw feel free to add more pics of Roy being unnecessarily gay for a character that's supposed to be a ladies' man lol

[hadesknockedupintheunderworld]

Hhhhh brainrotting over Ianfinite <- man who should not be this obsessed over the psyche of someone's Sonic oc

Anyways, I think it's a common misconception that Infinite simps for Ian Jr, but Ian Jr would never reciprocate feelings

What if the feelings are mutual but each of them thinks the other does not feel the same

Like Infinite thinks Ian Jr is cool, and that he can see right through his attempts to be cool and edgy (even if he also simultaneously thinks he is how he tries to be). He wants to please Ian Jr so he can win him over, or at the very least so Ian Jr will keep him around. Pathetic Jackal trying to impress his crush and make his crush see him as super cool and great, but also afraid that his crush can see through him and will notice every slip up or mistake. Doesn't think Ian jr feels the same but wants to make it happen by just being so appealing

And what's funny is that Ian Jr *does* see right through him. He can see that Infinite is pathetic and cringe. He *does* notice when Infinite slips up and fails. Except that's what Ian Jr likes about him. Does this make sense? Someone would be like "Infinite is cringe!" and Ian Jr would counter with "I know! It's what makes him appealing!" Or at the very least he knows and doesn't care. But even though that Ian Jr can see Infinite's attempts to look cool in front of him and what would be Infinite's attempts to woo him, it does not occur to Ian Jr that Infinite likes him romantically.

Ian Jr looked for Infinite after he "went missing" (I have not played forces. I heard Infinite got trapped in the phantom ruby or something? Idk I'm thinking from a specific comic I'm pretty sure Ian made), but Infinite doesn't know this. Infinite isn't just acting the way he does because he wants to prove himself better than Shadow, but also because he frankly wants to make Ian Jr swoon (and be considered cool by the mobian he thinks is just so incredibly cool), and Ian Jr doesn't know this.

This could be solved if they just talked about it, but they won't!😂

Because Infinite is dedicated to his plan of winning over Ian Jr without having to reveal himself (basically getting Ian Jr to confess and choose him)

And Ian Jr believes Infinite doesn't feel that way and is just glad Infinite is around and alive at least, so he doesn’t see any reason to talk about anything

Idiots idiots someone should force them to kiss

It wouldn't fix this, but it would be funny

#I refrained from saying this straight up in the post but my original response to why Ian Jr calls out Infinite by calling him cringe when he #is and doesn't hold back his opinions but also could be in love and never feel as if it's pertinent to talk about it is because #Sorry Ian but I'm diagnosing your son with the tism <- girl without a medical license but he is getting the vibes nevertheless #But anyways this is why Ianfinite is so funny to me #Pathetic jackal who is cringe and tries so hard to be cool and whose idea of winning over his crush is like if you crossed a child's idea o #doing it with tv advice of acting aloof and mysterious so your crush comes to you. He also puts his crush on a pedestal and thinks he will #never reciprocate just as much as he thinks he can definitely win his crush over one day #And then guy who is completely aware that his crush is cringe (affectionate). Even if he's uncool #he misses his crush and looks for him when he's gone‚ but he thinks this is onesided. but that's okay (he thinks) because at least he gets #to hang around the crush in question #sonic the hedgehog #ianfinite #infinite the jackal #ian jr sonic #ian jr #sonic forces #i just be ramblin

[that-was-anticlimactic]

do you think that zuko and sokka would do that like. typical heterosexual couple pose when taking photos? like the hand awkwardly on the chest? would. would they do it as a joke for for real. would katara and aang do it for real... i kind of feel like they would...

#this is all i've been able to think about today #they were talking about homecoming king and queen stuff during practicum today and that made me think of all the hand on chest pictures #that straight high school couples do... #okay maybe it's not just a straight person thing #but like. i only really see straight people do it oiuytfdfyu9iugfghui or at least people that i think are straight #i'm sorry those photos just always look so horrifically awkward

[bibiana112]

Saw 5 is actually my favorite because I'm faceblind enough that I cannot for the life of me tell Strahm and Hoffman apart so the whole ending of that movie was extremely entertaining for all the wrong reasons and the reasons were every time the shot changed I changed my mind about who I thought I was looking at and completely mixed up who I was rooting for with the other and only put together what happened when the next scene said which one died and I was still unsure going into the next movie but they state it pretty early so lol

#it was so fucking funny to me I had so so much fun my brain was like a guy describing a soccer match on the radio #just narrating it trying to keep up it was like now Hoffman's got the upper hand no wait I think that is the detective coming in clutch but #oh what is that what a twist? now it's Hoffman who's getting ahead sorry my mistake I think that was the detective and now the detective (? #is in the coffin (???) oh and look at the wall I think that's the end of the match #this is why I don't fucking watch live action I can't take it seriously when it does this to my brain #horror movies usually don't expect you to keep track of too many characters that look alike so it's usually serviceable but not saw #not my favorite death game soap opera telenovela movie series #saw franchise #saw movies #hello saw fandom I guess #I'm bad with names too so probably had it backwards from the get go #but still not managing to get it straight by the end of the movie is impressive #peter strahm #mark hoffman