#I'm a sorry sap

[zevlors-tail]

I've had such a bad day, all I would like to do is cuddle up with Zevlor in bed and be held with his tail wrapped around me like a security blanket :')

#oh to have him whisper sweet nothings while he comforts me #I'm a sorry sap #bg3 zevlor #also i had a really shit week tbh so excuse my not posting as frequently

[2aceofspades]

TW: Blood/Injury, Implied Death

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With you

Lil one-shot I guess...??

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After the dust cleared, it was dead silent. The air was thick with moisture from the dark clouds looming above them all. Someone, probably Raphael, yelled out something Two didn't quite process, his ears still ringing as his vision slowly cleared.

A faint blue glow flickered in the near distance, not too far from where Two was slumped on the ground. More muffled shouts rang out as Two attempted to collect himself, staggering to his feet and trudging over to the source of-

No.

Just the image alone was enough to bring Two collapsing back to his knees. Stupid, he thought.

"H-hey..." One's weak voice just barely got through to Two, snapping him right out of his thoughts.

He stared down at the dimming blue glow, watching it flicker and fade in and out. How the hell are you still here, breathing?

His thoughts became flooded in his head, even more so as he felt his arms cradle his brother's near-lifeless body.

"Did we win?"

Two felt his jaw clench at One's question, feeling frighteningly close to grinding his teeth until they were flat.

Did we win?

The question echoed in Two’s head, as if that would better help him process this moment. In any other instance, he would have deflected and scoffed at such an empty, meaningless question. Did it matter? he thought as he titled his head up, looking around briefly at the wasteland that surrounded them. It was over, that much was apparent.

"Yes,” he huffed, looking down at his brother in his arms as he continued, “Now, shut it and save your strength. Your heart-"

"I know," One croaked out in between a few sputtering breaths, interrupting Two in more ways than one. Two tried to ignore the cast-off of blood coming from his brother's mouth, despising the sickening feeling settling in his stomach as it hit his chin. One smiled weakly up at his brother, his eyes dull and unfocused.

How dare you, Two thought to himself.

His eyes flickered from One's exposed heart, bleeding out and hardly beating, and back to his brother’s face. His brother looked beaten, bloody...broken. It wasn't a look he saw from him often, if at all. It was that damn smile that he watched waver as One's heart beat softer and softer. What cruel irony, Two couldn't help but think, a metaphorical expression brought to life by his stupid, thoughtless, idiotic brother.

Two could still fix this. Even as he held his brother tighter against his own plastron and felt his shirt get soaked by the horrid mix of blood and empyrean; he thought to himself how he'd be the one to fix this.

There was no other choice left.

“Good…” One let out the softest of chuckles, “…we…we can s-start over.”

Something in Two’s own chest faltered, even just briefly. It was enough to shut out the feeling of One’s pathetic coughs and wheezes against him. He watched how One's eyes dulled further, his gaze wandering away from Two's face.

Starting over? That wasn’t ever an option, not one that Two had ever weighed in his mind. He wasn’t sure if that was even an option now. After everything he had done, everything he sacrificed, worked for…his brother still wanted to burn it, bury everything down and out of Two’s reach. One wanted this win, he wanted the impossible.

“Impossible…” Two muttered under his breath.

He heard yet another faint chuckle. And then the dense silence that followed.

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~bonus doodles~

(':

#emd fanart #acey doodles #i was in a mood #still in that mood #i'm just a goon with my angsty ideas.. #letting that angst just simmer for now #oof #also i am not a writer so i'm cringing right along with y'all 🫣 #i just wanted to draw and write something for this amazing au that inspires me endlessly ♥️ #i'm at a loss for words at just how greatly this au inspires me seriously the story and the lore and the art just move me so much #i am a sad sap but i am free 🥲 #also #i'm sorry for hurting your boy somni 😳 even if it's just a one-shot *bu-dum tsk* #*skitters away* #Spotify #:)

[sapsolace]

yang from @kaelidascope 's bumbleby au, midnight menagerie!!!

read it here :] now 🔫

#bumbleby #rwby #yang xiao long #rwby v9 #rwby art #sap scribbles #hiii teehee i'm alive sorry i was like moving and transferring work locations and shit

[sarcasticassian]

rockstar Eddie posts his Spotify Wrapped and his top five songs are all Corroded Coffin songs obviously, he is their number two fan (Steve won the argument of being their number one fan years ago) and his number one artist is Corroded Coffin too but then the other four top artists? there’s Metallica sure and Dio but the number three spot goes to ABBA and number 5 is Taylor Swift?

fans are in uproar because what is happening??? Eddie also posted it with no context to his instagram stories other than saying something like ‘another year of keeping up CC’s streaming numbers, my back hurts’, the Party don’t even bother to roast him anymore because this has been happening for way longer than Spotify Wrapped has been around

Eddie makes Steve do a live reveal of his own Wrapped on Eddie’s insta stories later that day after being completely silent since posting his own and he outright cackles when Steve’s most played song is one of Corroded Coffin’s only ballads and it’s been played over 700 times, Steve just glares at him because Eddie knows that Steve plays it on repeat to help him fall asleep when Eddie isn’t there

Steve’s top songs are all the Corroded Coffin power ballads because he’s a big sap and also still finds it flattering that they’re all about him so they make him feel good after a hard day but his top artists apart from CC? ABBA makes another appearance, Madonna, Doja Cat and Taylor Swift reign supreme for him as well and you can almost hear Eddie’s eye roll from behind the camera, ‘what do they have that I don’t, Stevie?’ ‘they don’t give me a headache if I listen to them all day’ ‘divorce, DIVORCE, you see how he speaks to me’ but you can hear the fondness and love they both have for each other

all Eddie says about his own when asked later is that ABBA actually has some great lyrics and the music is technically very intricate etc etc and Taylor Swift? well Steve likes her so of course he plays her music for him when they’re together 

(and if Eddie puts the song Lover on and thinks about Steve to the point of sometimes crying when he’s on tour or something despite having 40 years to get used to it, well that’s something for just him and Steve to know)

#steddie #steve harrington #eddie munson #steveddie #stranger things #stranger things 4 #middle aged steve and eddie are saps sorry #steve has sat eddie down and explained the t swift drama multiple times #eddie supports her rerecording and owning her music #because why wouldn't he #I'm not even a massive swiftie but I had a lover phase earlier this year #and I liked midnights #maybe måneskin makes an appearance as well actually

[muzzleroars]

[ultrakill]

give me some space i’m still not over this

bonus:

gabe thought he could blow a kiss and have it go unnoticed. wrong.

#the way these lines are delivered....man #sorry i got into a fps and this is how i post about it #i'm a sap!!!! #ultrakill #v1 #gabriel #doodle tag #blood cw

[nursemimosa]

I feel like this has been posted before but this is what Larry says if you chose him as your favorite gym leader. (he was who I chose when Geeta asks you questions about the gym leaders post-game. Clever move telling them Geeta!) The detail about going to the park is cute. I wonder what specific park he likes to go to de-stress.

#i am here to collect Larry Lore (c) #sorry if this has been posted by others i have been avoiding every single tag i track for a week LOL #me consulting my sleep paralysis demon in my pink swag room if i should quit my job teehee #it makes me sad he thinks it's a lapse in judgement. no u have a lot of ppl who love u! #(though still real tho. i'm ur fav? sounds fake but ok. been there) #not to be a complete sentimental SAP but the overworked thing struck a chord w/ me.. i am not but i am going thru workplace drama #hence why i still relate to him. why is he me........ i hate this. thanks #pokemon larry #pokemon scarlet violet #pokemon scarlet and violet #larry pokemon #pkmn sv #mine #indigo disk spoilers #indigo disc spoilers

[galedekarios]

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#baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #gale dekarios #gale of waterdeep #gale x tav #tav x gale #otp: a soul that steels my own #ch: gale dekarios #ch: altonaufein #vg: baldur's gate 3 #series: baldur's gate #edit: mybg3 #sorry but i'm such a sap and #the forehead touch makes me feral

[visions--of--collisions]

for @jennsterjay who went with 5 (PG)

EXCERPT: remember when we didn't know who to be? (Spiderverse, Hobie/Miles, G, Post-Canon)

A welcome sight greets him at the kitchen table. Billie’s in her high chair with Miles’ tablet - judging by the stickers - propped on the table in front of her, waving a tiny fist in the vague direction of her mouth as her eyes follow something on the screen. She does a startled little flail when she notices him. ‘Ibby!’ she says, and drops what she was holding to reach for him; it’s mangled beyond recognition, but there’s cubes of mango scattered across the tray in front of her, and one or two in the bottom of her moulded bib, so he knows those little hands are a sticky, pulpy nightmare.

Hobie couldn’t give less of a shit, frankly. ‘Young Bill!’

Billie squeals in response, and he reaches out to let her grip his fingers in a pincer hold he swears gets tighter every time he sees her. She promptly uses them to start trying to leverage herself out of her chair, huffing determinedly. Hobie laughs, delightedly. A girl after his own heart. 'Alright, easy, I ain’t going nowhere,' he soothes, and works his hands free to lift her out. Billie kicks her feet excitedly, even getting a few decent hits in on him while Hobie settles her on his hip, whereupon she gets straight to work on widening the holes in his jumper.

The water stops running at the kitchen sink. Hobie glances over just as Miles’ Dad turns to meet him, wiping his hands dry on a tea towel.

Hobie has to give it to him; the man’s got an eloquent way of raising his eyebrows. ‘Ay, and here’s the Old Bill!’ He clicks and makes a finger gun with his free hand. Billie turns in his hold and reaches for it. Hobie resists the urge to comment on her being her Father’s daughter, even though he knows Miles would laugh (despite himself). ‘Afternoon, Mr. Morales.’

‘Hobart,’ Jefferson drawls. He side-eyes Miles, who’s cramming the last few plates into the dishwasher beside him. ‘You going ahead with your little plan, then?’

'Yep.' Miles straightens and accepts the towel Jefferson passes to him. 'See, it'll be fine! I can't be Spiderman if I'm dragging my baby sister around, but there'll still be one here - you know, if something comes up while we're out there.'

'Wiya,' Billie agrees. Hobie rearranges his fingers into web-slinging formation and grins when she reaches for them with both hands, this time.

Miles points at her. 'Exactly.'

Jefferson scoffs and tugs the towel out of his hands. 'Dragging her around,' he mutters. 'You better not be dragging my baby girl around out there.'

‘Dad. Come on.’ Miles flashes Hobie a disbelieving look even as he’s trying to maintain his patented Good Mama’s Boy smile. Hobie helps himself to a piece of Billie’s mango without comment. ‘I’ve done this a dozen times already. It’s literally just for the afternoon. We’re gonna take a cab there and back, so we’ll be out on the street for a fraction of that …’

Hobie pops some fruit into Billie’s mouth, which she chews on with the renewed enthusiasm of someone seeing another person enjoying the same food. ‘Whereabouts we headed, then? A bit nippy for the park, ain’t it?’

This is, apparently, the wrong question to ask. Miles’ nose wrinkles in a wince as Jeff cranes his head around the fridge door he’s just opened. The man looks at Hobie with round eyes before he turns them on his son. ‘And you’re telling me this boy doesn’t even know what the plan is?’

‘Well - the broad strokes!’ Miles insists. He’s doing his best not to get sharp or defensive about it, Hobie can tell. Billie makes a querulous noise, and Miles lowers his arms as his attention diverts her way. Hobie turns the hip she’s perched on towards him, and he exhales loudly, crossing the kitchen to take her.

Hobie’s a bit too conscious of Jeff’s eyes on them as they pass her between them. He tucks his hands into his back pockets, pushing out his chest like someone who’s confident and unworried and not excruciatingly aware of the pocket fluff migrating towards his mango-sticky fingers. ‘The plan was to give your Mum some time to rest, weren’t it?’ he asks, trying not to sound too pointed about it. Miles nods like it wasn’t his idea in the first place; like he even needs the reminder. Hobie curbs the instinct to put his shoulder in between them - to give Miles shelter he doesn’t need. ‘While we’re running the Mayday Contingency, obviously,’ he adds, like it’s an afterthought and not the first thing Miles texted him about this morning. ‘Bills not being a Spiderbaby makes that twice as easy, I expect.’

He glances over at Jeff and is a bit surprised to see him watching Miles with his brows drawn. He meets Hobie’s eye for a stilted moment and then leans back, his chest expanding with a sigh. ‘Mayday … as in, Parker’s kid, Mayday? Or is this one of those situations where the name’s pulling double duty?’

Hobie grimaces slightly and tilts a hand from side to side. ‘Bit of both, yeah.’

‘You already asked me this question, Dad, the last time we talked about this.’ Hobie blinks, and turns to find Miles seated at the table, arranging Billie in his lap so she can sit back against him, her little arms looped overtop his. He gives her some fingers to clutch at; bends down and sideways so she can see his face. Hobie knows his expression is doing something truly stupid when Billie looks at her brother and smiles, automatic, like a little lightbulb going on, so he keeps his back to Jeff as he squats down and catches one of her kicking feet. Miles grins at her visible distraction and leans in to kiss her cheek. He very determinedly keeps his eyes on his sister when he says: 'You really think I'd let anything happen to her?'

The kitchen is quiet for a bit, even with the noise of Miles’ tablet and Billie telling Hobie exactly how she feels about having her toes tugged on (the reviews are in and they agree: he should get kicked in the chin.) Jefferson mutters to himself before the fridge door thunks shut. ‘It’s not about anything you’d let happen, Miles. You know that.’

Hobie tries to control his expression when he looks up at his friend, because Miles already knows how he feels about so-called authority figures having opinions on personal autonomy and influence. Jeff himself knows, at this point. Besides that, Miles should always know Hobie’s on his side, but he doesn’t want to give him any reason to doubt it.

Miles’ eyes are still flicking across his face when Hobie feels Jeff’s presence behind him, and he sees him glance up like he can’t help himself before refocusing on Billie. Jeff reaches past Hobie’s shoulder to gather up the condiments left out on the table; he bites down on the urge to offer a hand that spending any amount of time in the Morales’ kitchen quickly makes second nature - even and especially when it means Miles’ Mom gets to tease her son about his friends “showing him up” until he’s flustered and whiny. Oblivious to the mood, Billie coos up at her Dad as Miles grabs his tablet and turns it to face her, and Hobie spends a good minute or so wondering whether they’re actually going to be leaving the flat today before Jeff bends down to kiss his daughter’s head and elbow his son as he straightens up again. ‘Cool it with that,’ he scolds him quietly. ‘Your Mom already said you could go, didn’t she?’

[TBC]

#fanfic #spiderverse #punkflower #asks and things #yes i had to make an old bill joke and no i'm not sorry about it #the depths of sap i'm plumbing in this fic have not yet been charted by man fyi #🎸🌻

[napsaps-archive]

george copying dream's movements :(

#this isn't all of them but yk. i got tired 😭 #and it was going to be wayyy too many gifs so well this is what i got #sorry for cutting sap out it hurt my soul. i'm getting the part where he starts mirroring dream too rn 💗💗 #dnf #georgenotfound #dreamwastaken #dreamnotfound #dreamwastakenedit #georgenotfoundedit #dreamnotfoundedit #dnfedit #*gifs

[tikattu]

thinking about my current stardew valley farmer/lumberjack… her name is kielo (she/he). a big lesbian who accidentally eats tree sap at least once a day.

#i'm very clumsy with the ui and keep feeding her sap im so sorry kielo #stardew valley #stardew valley farmer #sdv farmer #oc: kielo

[psy-ay-ay]

I was reading a one piece review on anime-planet which talked about how 'the recently concluded alabasta arc is phenomenal' (scrolled up to find that the review was from 2005). Now, before this the dude was talking about how gaara's 'sniveling flashbacks dragged naruto the show down' (umm okay flashbacks are notoriously overused in naruto but gaara's backstory and naruto connecting to it is literally one of the first tasters of the essence of naruto the show so i am already questioning this person's analysis). Then they go on to say that 'many, many people (including myself) would find it hard to like usopp' like boy byee!! USOPP??? you don't like usopp?? literally nothing you have to say is worth listening for me lmao

#this is the first review that shows up too for some reason #maybe not interacting with anyone while watching one piece was not a bad idea if this is what was waiting for me #usopp??? #i only respect one engineer and that's usopp #oh okay two now that franky is also here maybe also iceberg but i consider him more of a mayor (sorry ice no ossan) #sorry for the excessive one piece posting i'm gonna take a break now it's really sapping i have cried for at least 4 episode straight today #one piece #usopp #naruto #gaara #give me a mic

[madegeeky]

It has been days of days, months of days.

#geeky talks #sorry to be such a sad sap lately #(dunno if sad sap is technically the correct term but close enough) #but considering i fell down some stairs on friday #and re-fucked my foot (though not as bad the first time) #and then spent 6 hours in the er yesterday #for unrelated issues but that ended with the doctor shrugging and saying #i dunno pretty weird but i think you're fine #i kind of feel like i'm allowed to be a sad sap before bouncing back #which i absolutely will but man do i just want to scream

[jtl-fics]

The memes on each FF chapter are the quality content I need in my life, also this entire series is absolutely 10/10 amazing astounding wonderful

Thanks!

Sometimes when I run out of steam writing I go and make memes until I find one that makes me laugh and keep the fic going in that direction.

#Or I start chipping away at writing the next chapter for Beware #I'm sorry to everyone who reads that fic #I am distracted by this silly freshman #Oh JTL you usually update Beware at least once a week where have you gone. #My bad I've been joking about some poor saps social anxiety the spicy Andreil content is gonna have to wait #Fluent Freshman #Ask #FF - Part 15 #In the Masterpost

[pls-just-let-me-marry-yeung]

Agshskak he's such a sap STOP FLIRTING WITH ME OR I WILL FALL FOR YOUR SORRY ASS TOO AGDGSHSH 😭🖐🏻

#wth Andy I have a boyfriend 😭😭😭 #harvest town andy reed #andy reed #harvest town #is not even the first time he says something sap or super sweet but is the first he straight up says he's falling in love with me and I'm #i'm losing my shit #also sorry for the shitty ss I didn't knew it came up like that or I would have done another one ups #I'm finally in spring aka now I have a shit ton to do in the game rip

[enjomo-arch]

There's that one particular thing with ace that no matter in what verse he always does wear the red beads necklace. I feel like the necklace itself is the most emotional thing he has on himself. Ace is sappy, he really is in his own ways lemme tell ya.

I like to think that every bead in his necklace is for a person close to his heart and worst part is that during the war it broke. You can't imagine the emotional meltdown he went through about it, about his boat, crew, ship everyone.

As he felt more in tact with himself, he made it again and he'd redo it again and again and fix it over and over if something happened to it. He never takes the necklace off he never even wants to take it off.

#「002」 𝗢𝗨𝗧 𝗢𝗙 𝗖𝗛𝗔𝗥𝗔𝗖𝗧𝗘𝗥 #Ace is genuinely a gigantic sap within his heart #He clings to memorial items so much because he's so loyal #Not only to people #But to items to his feelings to places he's just so fucking loyal it hurts #I don't think he'd let anyone wear his necklace though he wouldn't take it off for anyone #It's just that thing you don't mess with yknow #You can ask him about it and stuff but that's about it #God I'm gnawing on him sorry for the ooc clog but ace

[badmoodbatflowers]

I am absolutely IN my queer feels tonight but oh my gosh I love being bi???? I love the radical platonic love within this community and I love queer music and I love getting to feel safe and held in this identity

#feeling terribly verbose soz #It's just like-- #I watched bottoms and it was batshit crazy but just deeply queer the campy shenanigans were so good and ayo edebri was so funny #and then I watched the hozier salt in the wound performance #and boygenius being so affectionate on stage never fails to fill me with queer joy #and I'm a giant sap bc I could cry rn #also lucy dacus and julien baker and ayo edebri I'm in love with you #anywho off to rb a million bottoms gifs 🫡 #as is my queer right #sorry not sorry I'm about to get (more) annoying