#I'm going to regret this

[pastafossa]

Me, scavenging and throwing together some basic cheese sauce made with leftover velveeta, before combinining it with scavenged pasta noodles along with black beans and diced tomatoes and green chilis and spices: I am a GENIUS

Me a half hour later staring in horror at the solid pot of Abomination that has congealed so thickly the spoon is stuck and I can touch the sauce without it sticking to my fingers: what have I just eaten

#*nervous chuckle* i'm in danger #i just wanted to get rid of some close to expired stuff while also clearing space for future holiday leftovers #i'm going to regret this

[friendly-neighborhood-square]

Take emo Bill Cipher.

#bill cipher #gravity falls #gravity falls fanart #i'm going to regret this #this is a mistake #let's drive into oncoming traffic #i almost burnt the house down #instructions unclear

[somerandomdudelmao]

Okay, that thought just randomly hit me

When 2012 Donnie wants to show his brothers a new invention they didn't ask him to, they roll their eyes and let half the information pass their ears.

While Rise Donnie says "I made the thing" and his brothers start trying to guess which one because they remember his unfinished ideas and projects. They actually remember and hold in their heads the things he constructs

#okay I might be wrong here #but really #that 2012 episode when #Do you want to know why this cockroach is special? #I'm going to regret this #but...why is he special #dude your brother trying to impress you all with cool stuff #which made FOR you #can you at least pretend to be interested?? #wow that's a lot of tags #rottmnt #riseofthetmnt #rise of the tmnt #donatello #tmnt 2012 #english isn't my first language but I'm trying lol

[weathermanpolls]

Distribution of Jaune's Children by Teams - jNPr

So, 5-8 was the winner, but 1025-2048 is a close second, and is both a lot more:

useful

hilarious

Unfortunately, for RWBY that was up to over 700 kids, which is a bit too silly. Instead I'll lop 3 off the exponent, to make it more manageable. We'll go with 2^8 instead of 2+11, which is 256, which times 22.9 = 57.

#rwby #jaune arc #nora's arc #arkos #martial arcs #shovel knight #nora valkyrie #pyrrha nikos #lie ren #lian ren #paper pleasers #olivia pine #I'm going to regret this #aren't I? #I'm not going to let two women have nearly 60 kids

[shadowwolfmemes]

Greetings! You smell like an old sock./ref

My name is Liana Randolph and I never thought about committing a second degree murder.

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Get jumpscared by my face reveal!

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I look like I eat walls, bruh.

#Face reveal #Not gonna lie I'm ugly AF #Roast me #I'm going to regret this

[y0rk-ie]

So, I recently got this lovely fella and I'm entrusting you all to pick a name for him. Choose anything from the options suggested by my demented beloved friends, and I'll proceed to christen him the most popular choice.

(Or, if you feel that you have a more fitting name for this creature, submit it through the ask box thing and I'll run another poll if I get enough submissions. Good luck!)

#poll #I'm going to regret this

[uebermacht]

I don't like fanservice and ecchi harem romcom anime in general

#anime #poll #to love ru #baka to test #oreimo #highschool dxd #date a live #trinity seven #the testament of sister new devil #monster musume #eromanga sensei #I'm going to regret this #anime chosen by my vague knowledge of them and ordered by release date #I most likely won't enjoy any of them but maaayybeee some of them are not as awful as I think?

[takearisk-xo]

Who was shaking the bed when Hinny was soaking in HBP?

dobby

#i'm going to regret this #anon #answered

[detectivekirby]

I haven't actually seen many bots lately...

#don't jinx it #love all you real humans #could things be looking up? #it's quiet... too quiet #tumblr #spam bots #am I going to summon them by accident? #I'm going to regret this

[hmerus]

Y'know what? fuck it, I've seen @sidra-29 and @elychee ask for being matched with characters, so i though "lmao what if i asked to be matched up" so here we are!! 😋

INFO BELOW !!

MY LOVE LANGUAGE —

My love languages have to be physical touch and acts of service. I'm someone who's not that vocal about things, so I very much like to do things for my s/o instead, such as making them food, cleaning, and taking care of any plants if we had them. I'm pretty touch-starved, so I really like hugging and holding hands, but i will refrain from doing so if my s/o doesn't want to.

MY S/O'S LOVE LANGUAGE —

Although I don't mind any love language for my s/o to have, I'd really like for them to have either words of affirmation or physical touch as one of their love languages, as I, of course, am a touch-starved person. But I want them to know when to refrain from doing so, such as whenever i'm angry.

MY PERSONALITY OVERVIEW —

I'm someone who's naturally negative and anxious, but hopeful. I'm pretty stubborn when it comes to my beliefs, but I try to be open minded. I easily get attached to people I'm close to. I'm unfortunately easy to anger and sensitive, so I tend to be angry and fuss over little things, but I feel horrible if I snap at people after calming down,so I usually distance myself from said person. Unfortunately, I'm a people pleaser at heart, I want validation and praise from anyone and everyone.

MY S/O'S PERSONALITY OVERVIEW —

I don't really look for much in my partner's personality, but I want them to he patient and stubborn, I want them to still stay when i try to distance myself from them whenever I get angry/snap at them. I want them to be supportive of my hobbies and dreams, too. I want someone who's willing to listen but also can keep up with my rambling.

MY HOBBIES —

I love reading, listening to music, cooking, writing, and sleeping. yeah, basic stuff, but I really don't have a lot of energy to do things that would exhaust me. Although I'd love to try out gardening and baking, I'm afraid of screwing up and destroying my plants or ruining my food.

STYLE —

I don't mind or care about whatever my partner wears, they wear suits? Cool! They wear dresses? Pop off! my partner can wear whatever they want to, and the same goes for me. But the way I currently dress is pretty much like a dark cottagecore-esque kind of aesthetic? But I really want to wear lolita and ouji clothing once I have enough money to buy those clothes.

#{thoughts}୧. #I'm going to regret this

[crankyrabbit]

I don't know what's going on in my head. I know I have a cluggy nose, and it's lung oyster season, so I've been battling for sleep against lumps of phlegm deciding that night is the right time to get me coughing. At one point the cough was so violent I threw up.

So I've taken today off work. And the ukelele arrived, so I've been fiddling with it.

Yes, ukelele: I'm shifting my musical ideas to something more in line with my inspirations: Wendyhouse, early Tall Dwarfs, and the like. It'll take some doing, but I have a rough draft (which listen) and I've been singing (badly) into my phone today. For some reason I seem inspired.

I also purchased some printer paper, and did a few tests regarding printing zines. I've decided: I'm going to get me a stall at Wellington Zinefest this year!

So ideally, I'll have copies of all the 2017 Bemusement Parks, all the Efsitz issues to date, an all-new Efsitz, and two zines about my CDs. That's… what? Ten items in inventory? Gosh, I hope I sell some. I just need to rearrange the Efsitz files for printing, compose one more Efsitz, and of course sort out what's going to go in to the CD zines. (I manage to find my copy of the "Garage Strand" zine, and study it for ideas.)

Urgh… it's nearly 11pm at night. Maybe I'm just feeling a little manic from being sick for nearly three weeks. Being unable to sleep for coughing up oysters is no joke. We'll see how this goes.

#cranky rabbit #lo fi #i'm going to regret this

[lives-in-a-harpsichord]

Should be packing to go visit me mum but here I am watching a performance of Tchaikovsky's Pathétique

#sonja's life #I'm going to regret this

[thatlittledandere]

Everyone should read their own fanfics recreationally tbh this shit fucking rules. It's like the author knows exactly what I like.

#venlapost #fanfiction #I'm reading regrets of last night and going wahoo!! hell yeah!! yipiii!!

[takearisk-xo]

Do you think Miss. Ginny would tell Dobby “nice hands,” or is she still over the moon with Harry

-Dobnny anon

maybe she caresses his burn scars from ironing

#i'm going to regret this #anon #answered #dobnny

[retquits]

local hylian literally too shy to revisit zora's domain

#my art #tears of the kingdom #totk #link #legend of zelda #listen. i am not a shy person. AND YET #I AM PHYSICALLY INCAPABLE OF GOING TO ZORA'S DOMAIN #I CAN'T DO IT! #save hyrule? yeah sure give me a stick and a new arm and i'm off to the races #TALK TO A HANDSOME SHARK? #WHOM I'VE BEEN IN LOVE WITH FOR YEARS? #WOULD RATHER DIE #(y'all have been so great about not posting spoilers in the tags!!! please don't make me regret this 😣💕)

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

finally at that age where i'm thinking i should get a tattoo. not bc i feel strongly about it, just seems like a waste not to. i've got so much skin i'm not using

#feels so selfish like. all this skin what am i saving it for? #open to design suggestions! (please make me regret this offer) #maybe some deep sea horrors. a pretty watercolor of a gulper eel #once saw a person on the subway with various Skeleton Tattoos on all their limbs #i respected their commitment to the theme #but more than that i respected how all the skeletons were engaged in Activities #dancing in a ballgown. juggling its own (and two other???) skulls. swordfighting. being a mermaid skeleton #ANYWAY. the only reason i haven't already gotten tattoos is i just couldn't be bothered #i'm old enough to know i don't have any strong-but-potentially-temporary feelings driving me towards it #aesthetically i prefer decorated to non-decorated surfaces. but i'm not artistic or thrilled with commitment #honestly it feels like sheer laziness. indecisiveness--nay. immaturity!--that i HAVEN'T gotten a tattoo yet #letting all this blank canvas go to waste. tut tut i need to grow up and be an adult and get a tattoo sleeve already. #really i've put off my responsibilities long enough #(in fairness i DID at one time have 18 different piercings) #(but i took most of them out bc they interfere with wearing headphones and/or shoving my face in my pillow during Sleep Time) #(i only kept the nape piercing bc oddly enough it ended up being the most convenient. and the least painful to get now i think about it.) #(neck piercing? no problem. normal pair of earrings? Tribulations And Suffering. i don't make the rules i just poke them with a stick.)