#IM GONNA SMOOCH U MY ROSE
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CONGRATULATIONS ON THE 1K MY LOVE<3! I'm so happy and excited and I love u a lot, lemme kiss ur forehead smooch<3. U know im gonna send like a thousand asks so I hope u don't mind < 3.
Grim reaper 💀; Angst with Sirius, he uses reader to get over a past relationship–, perhaps some cheating with his ex, I wanna suffer<3
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When you first started dating, you knew he still loved her, you weren’t blind.
You saw the way he looked at her, the smile on his face whenever she talked to him- a smile he never gave you. You had heard all the stories about the dates he took her on while they were together, great, big romantic gestures with roses, candles and probably a suit. But when it came to you, he never planned the dates, and when you did it would be a 50/50 chance of him showing.
The truth was, you didn’t know exactly what you were to him. A tactic to get her jealous? A distraction? You didn’t know, but you knew one thing for sure; you weren’t someone he cared about.
And you were the idiot in love with him.
Your friends hated him, they truly did. It became a daily occurrence of “I don’t know what you see in him,” or, “he treats you like shit, dump his ass.” But you never listened, you thought that one day, maybe, he’ll get over her, one day he’ll love you back. And that was enough for you.
It took months, but finally, he seemed to notice you. He started taking you on dates, asking you about your day and listening to what he said, the light in his eyes evident when he sees you. You were right, the wait was worth it. He was the perfect boyfriend.
He wasn’t feeling well today, didn’t show up to any of his classes. So you decided to get him some soup from the kitchen, as well as some ‘muggle remedies’ for colds, knowing how he can’t stand Madame Pomfrey’s techniques with the common cold.
You knock on his door, quite lightly, just in case he is asleep. You don’t hear his voice, so you assume he is, deciding to leave your little ‘gift basket’ by his bed, so he can enjoy the stuff as soon as he wakes up.
But just before you open the door, a hand wraps around your arm, James’ hand. “I- I wouldn’t do that if I were you.” He said, brows furrowed as he lightly chews on his lip. You look behind him and see Remus, he looks furious, why was he so mad?
“What’s going on?” You ask, letting go of the doorknob, “Is he okay?”
Remus scoffs, “yeah, he’s more than okay…” he says, rolling his eyes.
“Moons…” James warns.
But Remus ignores his warning, “No, fuck this. I can’t stand by this shit anymore. Look at her Prongs, she doesn’t deserve this shit.” He says, putting his hands behind his head as he paces the short hallway.
What was he talking about?
“It’s not our business…” James whispers, so quiet you can barely hear him, but Remus does.
Remus pushes him out of the way and swinging the door open. Muttering an “I’m so fucking sorry,” before walking back to the common room, James’ following behind.
You look in the room, eyes locked onto the sight on Sirius’ bed. He’s lying down, looking happier than you’ve ever seen him, with her on top of him, doing things that you thought he’d only do to you.
You’re dumbfounded, unsure of what to do. Should you make your presence known? Or should you leave? Either way… you couldn’t look at them. You couldn’t see what they were-
“Oh- shit.”
The voice leads you to look up at the… couple… and through the blurry vision that your tears have provided you, you see him staring right at you. His eyes are wide, hers are bigger. She covers herself with the blanket, sheepishly avoiding eye contact with you.
You want to leave.
So you do, walking out the door and rushing back to the common room, it doesn’t take long for you to hear the footsteps of your boyfriend behind you. “Wait, please” He says, finally catching up with you. But you walk past him, heading back to your own dorm, “Just let me explain.” He says, gripping your arm to stop you from moving.
You shake your head, “I think I understand perfectly, thank you.” You say, ripping your arm from his grip as the tears fall down your cheek, “I thought… I thought I was finally good enough for you.” You say, “That you were happy with me.”
He’s crying now, whether its out of embarrassment, guilt or actual regret you’ll never find out.
“But it was always her, wasn’t it? It’s always gonna be her?” You say, the grit in your voice nearly breaking as you hold back your sobs.
Sirius is speechless, and for the first time, he sees what he’s done to you. “I’m so sorr-“
You walk off, ignoring his apology. He doesn’t deserve to feel better because he ‘apologised’. He deserves the guilt. Because you knew now, you really knew.
He wasn’t happy because he noticed you, because he realised he wanted to be with you.
He was happy because he got her back.
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Chapter 7
are we about to see his art collection or his "art collection" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
sneaking around is fun keke no wonder she is all excited and giddy haha cutie pie
Stop laughing”, Taehyung warns quietly, looking over his shoulder. He carries fondness in his eyes and a mischievous grin on his lips. stop IM GONE IM SIMPING IM A PUDDLE
NO UR A MENACE FUCKER DECIDES TO TICKLE ME TO STOP MAKINGME LAUGH NOPE watch my ass fall down the stairs and wake the whole house up
“You’re beyond adorable."
I told my familiar to light the candles your WHAT????
Taehyung is thinking into the future. THATS I WHAT THOUGHT TOO YIPPEEE
other than the rest of the house - which reminds you more of a museum than a home - his wing looks like a home. Bear in mind it was still a very impressive - and royal - home, but it gave you a homely feeling with its burgundy red walls and hardworking radiators. ooh red walls, they feel cozy/warm and very royal vibes
He is already wearing fur slippers HOW DID HE DO THAT
dudes faster than flash
Why ruin your home with the dirt of outside? FR 💯
HE TOOK OFF OUR SHOES AAAH and TOUCHED OUR ANKLES THEY BOTH ARE FOR THE COBBLESTONES
They are matching with his UWU, im imagining cat slippers its too funny
You have the prettiest of ankles, my sweetest me to hobi and kook
ALSO HOW MANY ANKLES DID U SEE MY MAN (ik he saw a lot considering he is ancient lol)
Tall windows let in the moonlight from the left, illuminating the paintings on his walls that sounds extra cozy, i want to put a fluffy blanket on my shoulders
“Doesn’t he? It’s the reason why I purchased it”, he says excitedly. 👀 u sure about that?? 👀 did he get kneller to paint it for him 👀👀you sure that this isn’t like your great great great grandfather BABY CONNECT THE DOTS
come now I want to show you something else. HE CHANGED THE SUBJECT
Oh no”, you chuckle, “he just likes to show off.” still cool cousin kudos to him
“Three years? Holy cow and I can’t even work on an essay for twenty minutes without feeling the need to procrastinate.” WOW TAEHYUNG DAMN THATS SICK also u didnt need to call me out like that i-
Delicate roses climb up a marble pillar thats amazing i love murals
"A very long time." edward cullen who
Shall I show you something else too?” he asks quietly. aww my cute lil pookie go ahead why so nervous, smooches the fuck out of nervousness😭
the description of him playing violin gave me goosebumps and its 33C here. why am i slightly teared up
THERES A SECRET DOOR OMG IM GONNA PLAY BARBIE AND THE SECRET DOOR THERE FUCK THIS IS SOO CUTE AAAH
Gosh you own so many cool things.” ik he is soo cool, he can totally murder me on the stairs
Do you have your secret stack of drugs up there?” you joke, dont what if he is a mafia boss???? also he is about to throw you off the top 😭 yeet
Okay yep, holy cow. This is better than drugs FR OCTAGON SHAPED ROOM ARE THE BEST, my uncle's living room is like that and its amazing to play "find the object with hints" type games
if I could marry one room it would be this one TAE MOVE SHE IS MINE WE ARE MEANT TO BE MARRIED wait tae dont move, we can be a throuple
people were right, namjoon copied love yourself album
FROM SIR KIM TAE-ITH HYUNGWILL THE THIRD, love thyself
His skin is glowing silver again, like water when it reflects the moon at night or snow when the sunlight hits it just right. singularity performances *shudders
You are the only person who knows this room exists.” SAY WHAT *faints
Why did you paint the stars?” THAT TOO FOR 3 YEARS AND HE THOUGHT OF IT AS HELL, his therapist will need a therapist
NAUR THE ICE CREAM NO SHE JUST TOLD U NOT TO
hes such a cute lil shit i cant
oh the trying to be invisible, i do that too, i keep doing that for half of an academic year, and all that time i just vibecheck everyone and the other half, i slowly come out of the shell (not much tho lol) that way i dont miss anyone or does anyone miss me and they cant hurt me too
this chapter was so cute, fluffy and cozy and they both speaking more about themselves aah its sooo good. and i loved his home/wing. the description of the place was just great i could feel the bed and the stars
byee 💜💜❤️❤️
This ask was a ghost ask on my computer 😶 like I saw that you sent me an ask in my notifs and I could open it on mobile, but it was non existant on my laptop HFHADHSF help
sneaking around is fun keke no wonder she is all excited and giddy haha cutie pie
no but they're so cute no joke 🥺
I told my familiar to light the candles your WHAT????
he's just a rich lil spoiled vampire
Taehyung is thinking into the future. THATS I WHAT THOUGHT TOO YIPPEEE
EHEHEH <3
other than the rest of the house - which reminds you more of a museum than a home - his wing looks like a home. Bear in mind it was still a very impressive - and royal - home, but it gave you a homely feeling with its burgundy red walls and hardworking radiators. ooh red walls, they feel cozy/warm and very royal vibes
I agree YES 🥺
HE TOOK OFF OUR SHOES AAAH and TOUCHED OUR ANKLES THEY BOTH ARE FOR THE COBBLESTONES
he is so fucking HOT
You have the prettiest of ankles, my sweetest me to hobi and kook
I'm obsessed with their ankles 😶 it's the Dom in me 😶
ALSO HOW MANY ANKLES DID U SEE MY MAN (ik he saw a lot considering he is ancient lol)
imagine all the ankles he had resting on his shoulders 😶
Delicate roses climb up a marble pillar thats amazing i love murals
NO BUT ME TOO 😭 I wanna paint a forest mural on my bedroom wall, but I'm too scared to mess up
Shall I show you something else too?” he asks quietly. aww my cute lil pookie go ahead why so nervous, smooches the fuck out of nervousness😭
he's just a lil pookie <3
Okay yep, holy cow. This is better than drugs FR OCTAGON SHAPED ROOM ARE THE BEST, my uncle's living room is like that and its amazing to play "find the object with hints" type games
ooh nice I love this vibe <3
Why did you paint the stars?” THAT TOO FOR 3 YEARS AND HE THOUGHT OF IT AS HELL, his therapist will need a therapist
he does not a Therapist I can tell you that much HAHAHHAAH
oh the trying to be invisible, i do that too, i keep doing that for half of an academic year, and all that time i just vibecheck everyone and the other half, i slowly come out of the shell (not much tho lol) that way i dont miss anyone or does anyone miss me and they cant hurt me too
That was me too when I was younger, but we're allowed to take up space on this earth. That's our right too, remember that my love 💜
this chapter was so cute, fluffy and cozy and they both speaking more about themselves aah its sooo good. and i loved his home/wing. the description of the place was just great i could feel the bed and the stars
I'm so happy that you loved it so much seriously heheh 💜💜
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like literally WHO does it like him 😭😭😭 captivated everyone w his falsetto 😭😭😭 we came a long way 😭😭😭😭😭😭 im sooo happy not only hes recognize as main dancer but now also part of the main vocals 🥺🥺🥺 hes so talented 😭😭😭😭💖💖💖💖
#HES SO BEAUTIFULLL MWJWKJSSJSHSKS#HE LOOKS LIKE THAT AND THEN HE DOES ALL THIS *EXCESSIVE HAND GESTURE* SHIT LIKE BRO.#IM GONNA SMOOCH U MY ROSE
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Violet and Ray Wedding Questions (Movie verse)
yeah so ray and i are getting married and all the details including pictures is under the cut!
i got these questions from some tumblr post forever ago abt marrying ur f/o idk
Imagine what music you'd have? What food? Would it be outside? What kind of theme, if any, would you have?
Ray made a whole playlist months before he even proposed cuz he’s a babe. The food options would be pretty traditional - steak, chicken, or seafood (Ray wants the steak, I want the seafood, we thought it was weird only having two options). It’ll be inside a hotel (that just happens to be haunted but like that’s not why we chose it, what are you talking about) but it’ll have a great view of the autumn foliage in the town square of Salem, Massachusetts.
Who would they invite? Who would you invite?
Winston is best man Janine is maid of honor peter can come too I guess
What season is it? Day or night? What colors do you wear?
Autumn! Evening into night time (the ceremony will begin at sunset). The colors are burgundy and champagne.
Is it traditional or do you do something wild?
Does the fact that it’s a hotel that’s notoriously haunted in a town that’s famous for its macabre history count as “wild”? Cuz besides that it’s pretty traditional.
Did you write your own vows? Who is the priest/priestess/minister marrying you? Or is it a family member or other platonic F/O?
My baby would write his own vows. My sweet, romantic boy. I think someone from a coven he knows could marry us! Neither of us is religious, but we both have a strong connection to the Occult community (him more so than me because I'm just starting out with my witchcraft when we get married).
Are you wearing suits? Dresses? Something else entirely?
I’m wearing this super cute cap sleeve ball gown with lace top and tulle skirt with a ribbon around the waist. Ray is wearing a white shirt, burgundy tie, black suit with vest.
What is your cake like if you have one?
Okay look I INSISTED on chocolate and Ray was like “alright I’ll let you have this one thing”. It has white frosting and deep red flowers to match the burgundy and champagne color scheme (this without the cake topper).
Do you throw the bouquet for someone to catch or do you pass out one flower to everyone so you let everyone know they are worthy of love?
Yeah imma yeet that bouquet are you kidding shut the fuck up… the bouquet is cascading with red peonies, dark red carnations, and off-white roses.
Do you have a party afterwards? What music? (You should totally make a playlist btw and daydream about stealing your new husband for a dance with every song)
Hey fuck the comics theres one good dancer in the ghostbusters and its the one im marrying also hes a good singer and hes gonna surprise me at our wedding by serenading me at the reception.
Is it the wedding of your dreams or does something go awry?
Yeah i shouldnt have let peter come… jk even he wasn’t that bad
Also! How is the kiss!? Do they smooch you softly? Sweetly? Passionately? Do you dip them into a deep smooch? Is it a soft sweet peck? Or perhaps a smooch that makes you excited for later when you are alone?
Bro… ray would dip kiss me. Like, he would!!! Dont tell me that cutie wouldnt
What is your honeymoon like? OwÚ
If u need to, need to reach us, you can call us, you know where we’ll be, TRANSYLVANNIA 6 5000
Is it a stay at home one? Do you go somewhere exciting? How long is your trip?
LITERALLY A HAUNTED CASTLE IN TRANSYLVANIA
Do you go to a zoo? Or stay at a hotel? Or maybe a cute little cottage somewhere?
We would probably spend the whole time exploring the castle and the woods around it. That is, the time we don’t spend exploring our bedroom.
If you stay at home do you just lie around in your pajamas?
Pajamas?
Do you do intimate things or if you’re ace soft and fluffy things to get closer?
A little of both, my baby is so sweet and romantic but i wouldn’t be able to keep my hands off it u know???
Do you gently treat them to what their body craves or do you do something like a puzzle to fuse your souls together over soft moments?
Or perhaps both!
Let’s just say our witchy baby girls were conceived right in Vampire Country.
Do you take their last name or they yours? Do you keep or hyphenate your names? Or maybe you both take on a whole new last name together!
We are Dr. and Mrs. Ray and Violet Stantz, forever.
How many kids do you have? What are their names?
We have two girls, twins, Sabina Stantz and Silvia Stantz. Sabina was born first. Her left eye is brown and her right eye is green. Silvia was second born and her left eye is green and her right eye is brown. Besides that, they are completely identical - long dark hair, round faces, strikingly similar to their father. Stunningly beautiful. Sabina got married first, her first baby was born in February 2021. Silvia went on to get her PHD in Parapsychology before getting married. They are both pagans, study the occult, and perform magic (along with their mother). The original Ray’s Occult Books, in Greenwich Village, is eventually run by them. The second location, right next to the Ghostbusters HQ, is run by our adoptive son, Podcast.
(Sabina)
Where do you live?
Violet buys back Ray’s parents’ house, the one he was born in, using the last of her money from her book sales and movie deals. It is relatively close to the book store they run together. This is the house she and Ray raise their children in.
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DIABOLIK LOVERS BLOODY BOUQUET Vol.5 Mukami Kou [Track 2]
Original title: 黒薔薇の歪み
Source: Diabolik Lovers Bloody Bouquet Vol. 5 Mukami Kou [CD not owned by me]
Audio: Here (13:22 ~ 24:22 )
Seiyuu: Kimura Ryouhei
Translator’s note: That final monologue by Kou honestly hit really hard. Poor boy is absolutely terrified of losing the only light in his life. > < The Bloody Bouquet CDs have a lot of angst and feels in general but I can already tell this is gonna be one of the more emotional ones. All you Kou stans better brace yourself for the next two tracks because he’s probably gonna suffer a lot.
This track was requested by @keithvalentinex. If you would like to request a translation, please contact me through IMs or drop an ask!
Track 1 ll Track 2 ll Track 3 ll Track 4 ll Track 5
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Track 2: The Black Roses’ Distortion
You arrive at the door.
“...Hm? What’s this? A bouquet of black roses...?”
*Rustle*
“Why is this laying around by our doorstep?”
You ponder out loud.
“Eh? From a fan? You think so? But I have a hard time believing they’d leave it right outside our house...Also, there’s no mention of a sender. This is kind of creepy. Let’s just leave it be and get inside.
You stare at the flowers.
“Hm? M-neko-chan...? Fufu...If you like them that much, shall we put them in our room?”
You ask if it is okay.
“I don’t mind. That’s what you want to do, right? I’m sure we have an unused vase laying around somewhere, so go get it.”
*Rustle*
“Well then, let’s go. It’s cold outside.”
Kou unlocks the door before you step inside.
*TIMESKIP*
“...Hmm...I guess this place will work to put some flowers. Say, try placing them here.”
*Rustle*
You accidentally drop the vase.
*SHATTER*
“...Ah! Are you okay...!?”
You explain.
“Eh? Just a slip of the hand...? Ah, I’ll clean up, so just leave those be. ...By the way, you haven’t hurt yourself, right? Show me your hands just in case.”
You insist that you’re fine.
“Hm...? Really? Okay then. ...Well, I guess you should go rest up for the timebeing then, okay? I sucked quite a bit of your blood earlier and had you accompany me to the recording as well. I’m sure you’re tired?”
You thank him.
“No need to thank me. ...Oh? This card...It came with the bouquet, right? Hm...”
*Flip*
“There’s nothing written on it so we don’t know who sent them. I wonder why they even bothered including it then? Here, go throw this out on your way to the bedroom. There’s no reason to hold onto it after all.”
*Flip*
You grab the card.
“...Ah. What’s wrong? Something caught your attention?”
You shake your head, hiding the card.
“Really? Glad it’s nothing. Go ahead and get some rest before me. I’ll join you once I’m doing with the clean uーー”
You suddenly collapse.
*Rustle*
*Thud*
“...M-neko-chan...!? Waitー What’s wrong...!?”
*Rustle*
“Anemia...? You seem to be in a lot of pain though...Eh? What’s wrong? Why are you suddenly...!?”
You try and act tough.
“Liar! You don’t look fine to me at all! No need to act tough in front of me, right? If you’re in pain, just tell me so!”
*Rustle rustle*
“Your body’s shaking like crazy...You have to go lie down as quickly as possible. Come on, I’ll take you to the bedroom so give me your hand.”
*Rustle*
“...Huh? Your finger’s bleeding...Look, over here. There’s a small cut. ...Did one of the thorns prick you earlier by any chance? Judging by that face, I’m spot on. Why wouldn’t you tell me!? ...Well, it doesn’t look like anything serious so I’ll let it slide. Although, it’d be a shame to let this blood go to waste so I willーー”
You quickly pull your hand away.
“...!! What’s wrong? You’re scared? Don’t worry, I won’t hurt you.”
*Rustle rustle*
“Like this...Mmh...”
*Smooch*
“...I pray it heals quickly...~ Mmh...”
*Sluuuurp*
“Haah...Mmph...!? Haah..!! Cough, cough...! Argh...Haah, haah...What’s this...? M-neko-chan...? Why do you look at me like this...? Don’t tell me...You have an idea what might be causing this...?”
You seem hesitant about telling him.
“Come on, no secrets between us...”
You hand him the card.
*Flip*
“Huh? This card...The one that came with the bouquet...It got stained by your blood and words have started appearing? ...No way...!”
He grabs the card.
*Flip*
“You’re right! Even though it was blank earlier! ...’The throns of the black roses have put a permanent curse on you. Your blood will gradually begin to rot, becoming a poison which torments the immortal. This process can no longer be stopped. There is only one way to survive, to continue having only the person you love feast upon your blood. If not, the curse will surely become the end of you.’
...What is this!? What does it mean!?”
You frown.
“In short, your blood has become poison after you were pricked by the rose’s thorn, and you’ll eventually die because of it!? That just can’t be...! I don’t want you to die...! Who put this curse on you...!?”
You shake your head.
“Say...Why didn’t you tell me right away?”
You explain.
“I mean, it’s true that this sort of thing doesn’t seem very believable, but I still wished you would have told me. ...After all, at this rate...Due to the curse, your life will...Fuck!!”
*THUD*
“Sorry...I know that at these times in particular I should remain calm, but I lost my cool...First we have to get a grasp on the situation.”
*Flip*
“On the card it says: ‘There is only one way to survive, to continue having only the person you love feast upon your blood.’ ...If these words speak the truth, all I have to do is continue sucking your blood.”
You tell Kou the poison will affect him as well.
“I don’t care about the poison. I can’t simply sit around and wait for your death. So don’t stop me...No matter what happens from here on out. Promise me?”
“I can’t lose to some curse, right? Which is why...”
Kou bites you.
*Sluuuurp*
“Mm...”
*Sluuuurp*
“Mmphーー!?”
*Gulp gulp*
“Haah, haah...I’m okay...This is nothing...”
*Gulp*
“Mmh...Mmph...Haah...If this will make the poison disappear...I’ll....”
*Gulp gulp*
*Sluuurp*
“Haah...”
*Gulp*
“Cough, cough...!! Haah, haah...”
You try and move away.
“...Ugh!! Don’t run...! If I do this...You can’t get away, can you?”
*Rustle*
“Mmph...Haah...I’m fine...I’m alright, okay?”
*Sluuurp*
“Haah...”
*Gulp*
“Ugh...Haah, haah...Sorry...I need a little break...”
You tell him he’s pushing himself.
“Yeah...But I’m fine...I can still drink more...”
You try and escape again.
“Did you not hear me when I said don’t run!? ...Ugh!”
*Rustle*
“It’s fine...When I take a glance at your face, I forget all about the pain and such...”
You tell him he shouldn’t do this.
“Shut up...Do you not understand the words ‘I’m fine’?”
*Rustle*
“I’ll have you stay by my side until the curse is lifted, understood? Don’t you dare leave.”
Kou embraces you.
“I’ll continue sucking your blood like this...For sure...Mmph...”
*Sluuurp*
“Mm...”
*Gulp*
“Fuck...”
You beg him to stop.
“I won’t stop...After all...I can’t let you die...”
*Sluuurp*
“Haah, haah...Until you lose consciousness...No...Even if you do...I’ll still keep on going...”
*Sluuurp*
“Haah...”
...
Ever since that day, I continued to suck her blood, despite her repeated protests. Time after time after time...While nearly losing consciousness with every attempt. Through the repeated act of blood-sucking, her complexion eventually grew somewhat better. That alone put my heart at peace. I am used to suffering, however, the panic of possibly losing her is something which haunted my mind day and night. That is the only thing which would truly feel like Hell to me. I was horribly distressed by the desperation from possibly losing the single blue sky that was given to me in my life filled with misery.
ーー TO BE CONTINUED ーー
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OK WAIT VAMPIRE AU AND IM LIVING FOR IT i have a shit ton of headcanons so,,,
here’s a quick summary
Humans hunt vampires and they’re often outcased/killed, although there’s been more recently since they’re learning from a young age to disguise themselves and can now hide their teeth.
also there's a couple types of vampires: some who melt in sun but have wings and can eat normal diets and those who don’t melt in sun, don’t have wings and need a little bit of blood in their diets (but it can be from like,, animals. It doesn’t have to be humans)
the vampires who melt in the sun (ILL CALL EM MELTY BOYS) are super rare so unless stated otherwise, whenever i say “X is a vampire” i'm referring to the not melty ones with no wings
setting/time/almost everything is the same. They are just. Vampires. (THEY LOOK DIFFERENTS TOO SFBDJHG)
also ships include: adrinette/ladynoir, djwifi, julerose, kimax, myvan, nathaniel/marc (I FORGOT THEIR SHIP NAME) and chlolix (chloe/alix)
You can send me ask if you want more details on certain things but yeah
if that interest you there’s more stuff under the cut
here’s what everyone is because its easier
Marinette: vampire *MELTY BOY
Adrien: vampire *MELTY BOY
Nino: human
Alya: half vampire thing?? Idk it just feels right *the sun hurts her skin a little, and she has little wings*
Chloe: vampire
Sabrina: human
Alix: vampire
Kim: human
Max: human
Rose: human
Juleka: vampire *MELTY BOY
Nathaniel: human
Lila: human
Mylene: human
Ivan: vampire
Everyone else is a human except for marc, nathalie and adrien’s mom *MELTY BOY
- marinette feels rlly bad about being a vampire (ALSO she a melty one)
- “TIKKI IM A VAMPIRE BRO I CANT BE LADYBUG”
- can go in the sun for about a minutes before it begins to really hurt so being ladybug isn’t awful cause she can hide in the shade most of the time
- ALWAYS HAS A SUN CAP ON (when she’s marinette) she just wants to be in the sun bro
- some guys start a theory that ladybug’s a vampire and she’s SCREAMING LIKE BRO HOW DO THEY KNOW but it was a joke
- alya is like,, super weird about vampires cause she was taught her whole life to hate vampires by nora because she thinks they’re super dangerous
- at first alya’s like “yeah suck it vampires” and then she learns she’s actually half vampire and she’s kinda like
- “fuck”
- almost rejects the miraculous lb gave her cause she was like “no im kinda vampire”
- but lb just goes “yeah me too so what”
- ALYA FREAKS SHE’S LIKE FUCK YEAH VAMP GANG
- nino’s super chill with her being a vampire!! he finds it rlly cool lol
i feel like i could go into more detail about their relationship but That’s Another Story For Another Day
- adrien kinda hates being a vampire (esp a melty one) and hides it from everyone but plagg
- his dad would kill him for being a vampire because then his son wouldn’t be perfect and that’s not good enough
- felix figures out he’s a vampire but doesn’t tell anyone
- felix isn’t a fan of vampires but respects his cousin and keeps his secret
- hiding his wings is so annoying like??? He wraps them around his body and wears a cap all the time is the WORST
- also same thing as lb he can go in the sun for about a minute as chat noir before he begins to melt
- again i can go into more detail about chat noir/ladybug and marinette/adrien but im trying to keep this kinda short
- CHLOE OH GOD chloe is so scared
- don’t get me wrong she still is mean and petty but she’s really scared someone will find out shes a vampire
- and someone does
- BUT ITS ALIX AND SHES ALSO A VAMPIRE LMAO
- alix is super chill with chloe and is like “hey man i know ur a vampire but i am too”
- after this they both end up getting feeling for each other lol
- THEY BE DATING but that’s a secret
- chloe’s mom knows she’s a vampire because she saw her fangs when she was born which is part of the reason she doesn’t like chloe
- in this au audrey never warms up to chloe instead chloe learns to not give a shit about what her mom thinks (with the help of marinette and ladybug) and tells her off before her mom leaves for new york
- her mom still keeps the fact that chloe’s a vampire a secret from everyone tho
- cause outing someone as a vampire is actually so low that even thought like yeah,, not everyone likes vampires but like no one’s gonna like u either bc you outed them on something so personal and something they trusted you with
- sabrina doesn’t care if chloe’s a vampire she still really cares about her
- but sabrina wouldn’t like it if anyone else was a vampire
- also another thing about chloe she tends to act like she hates vampires to avoid detecting from the Vamp Police
- ig the vamp police is like sabrina’s dad who really hates vampires and actively looks for them (which is part of the reason sabrina isn’t a big fan of vampires either.)
- they’re not called the vamp police it’s just the police but i like saying that
- like i said before alix is Vampire and basically learns who’s a vampire in the class super quickly
- she knows what to look for when someone’s hiding their identity and knows she’s not the only vampire in the class
- she also figures out everyone’s super hero identities (which is why she gets the rabbit miraculous)
- max knows from stats that it’s likely that there's a couple people in the class who are vampires
- KIM DIDN’T ACTUALLY KNOW WHAT A VAMPIRE WAS BECAUSE HIS FAMILY THOUGHT IT WOULD SCARE HIM SO THEY NEVER TOLD HIM LMAO
- max had to teach him (with the help of alix) what a vampire was but it took like an hour
- the only reason kim actually learned something is because his boyfriend told him that if he paid super close attention (after running through the whole presentation like 3 times) he would give him a smooch
- after that kim grew a big brain and learned everything
- both of their parents and ondine would be super accepting if they were vampires tho
- but they’re both human
- also a little more lore its not biological if you’re a vampire or not it’s purely chance
- Its kinda like being born lgbt ig
- ALSO EVERYONE IS SOME FORM OF LGBT but i have my own hc for that
- lgbt vampires are incredibly oppressed like they can’t go out into the street *pensive*
- ANYWAYS juleka is a melty vampire and rose is a human
- rose’s family is super into hunting vampires
- rose invited her gf over for a family dinner and the whole time they talked about killing vampires
- juleka doesn’t hate being a vampire and thinks it’s really cool
- SO SHE DRESSES LIKE A VAMPIRE???
- rose had marinette design juleka a sun hat similar to hers because juleka kept forgetting she melts in the sun and went out in it more times then she should’ve
- juleka’s a little bit more outgoing in this au and drops hints that she’s a vampire because she thinks it’s Epic
- rose has to remind her that not everyone thinks it’s epic
- nathaniel is really passionate about vampires and wants to learn more about them
- HE POPPED OFF HARD WHEN HE LEARNED HIS BOYFRIEND’S A VAMPIRE
- nathaniel is so supportive of marc it’s rlly cute
- he has to stop himself from mentioning his bf’s a vampire bc he remembers not everyone thinks it’s as cool as he does
- marc loves that nathaniel is so supportive
- when he first saw nathaniel drawing the class of vampires he just went “fuck he’s the one”
- 100% nathaniel draws marc looking super vampire during class
- i’m just now thinking of akuma’s but like here’s kinda how it would work
- They’re basically the same as they were before (being all evil and shit,, basically the same powers) but i think there would be some story changes??
- lady wifi would be less concerned with lb’s identity and more with if she’s a vampire or not because the cause of her akuma would be her theorizing if lb’s a vamp or not
- causing chloe to make fun of her and say stuff like “cool people can’t be vampires they’re stupid and serve no purpose in life”
- lady wifi doesn’t manage to rip of either lb’s mask for her fake teeth because the costume change also adds fake human teeth to replace the real ones (and you can’t take them off like the mask)
- but lady wifi doesn’t know this so she assumes lb’s not a vampire which she’s disappointed with but alya doesn’t remember this
- BUT the media and chat noir think that she’s not a vampire
- reflekta’s design is a little different but that’s about it
- The change with lady wifi is the only akuma i can think about rn but if i do more headcanons about this i might go more into detail on stuff like that
- CHAT BLANC IS ALSO DIFFERENT
- the build up to the akumatisation is basically the same but adrien realises that lb is marinette and also a melty vampire cause he she’s her melt a little when she leaves the room
- after marinette breaks up with adrien he runs in and transforms
- after the reveal of adrien’s mom and stuff adrien reveals his wings and tries to kill is dad
- gabriel is disgusted by his son and tells him how disappointed his mother would be
- then chat gets akumatized and stuff
- instead of hitting the moon he’d hit the sun so that he didn’t need to struggle with being a vampire anymore
- he sucks the life out of hawkmoth and claims that he and lb can be together now that there’s no daylight but she says she can live like this which is when he kills her and goes on a murder spree
- then he just sits atop the eiffel tower in complete darkness until past lb shows up with bunnyx and she fixes everything
- his motives are more about disappointing his mother this time and being ashamed about being a vampire
- and also that his wish would be to make it so nobody is a vampire so people wouldn't have to feel ashamed about their identity and hide it all the time
- lb teaches him to love himself and his identity as a vampire and how proud his mother would’ve been of him
- ok enough about chat blanc
- lila is a human and she acts like she loves vampires
- but she actually hates them
- she’s super touchy with adrien and he’s even more uncomfortable now cause he knows she’s lying and would hate him when she found his wings
- all the vampires have seen this act before and tell their s/o’s so basically everyone’s against lila except for like maybe sabrina
- no one thinks she’s cool because i hate her
- she still lies about going on rides with prince ali and other stuff
- WOULD TOTALLY OUT SOMEONE AS A VAMPIRE
- absolute jerk
- her family is known for hunting vampires but she claims she’s different
- ok but ivan is just a sweet vampire trying to keep his identity a secret and mylene is just his support human gf who loves him just the way he is
- ivan doesn’t hate being a vampire but also doesn’t like it cause he’s worried that everyone will say stuff like “i bet you’re a vampire” “you’re a villain and you’re cruel, just like vampires” and other stupid stuff
- he is just a soft man
- MYLENE DEFENDS HIM WITH HER LIFE
- mylene thinks him being a vampire is super cool!!
- they kiss a lot and ivan is worried he’ll bite her but she’s ok with it
- sometimes ivan wishes he was a melty vampire so he could wrap his wings around mylene to cuddle her and stuff
- they are v cute valid couple
- gabriel knows nathalie is a vampire and she knows he knows but neither of them make comments on it
- nathalie does really like vampires and doesnt mind being one herself
- she knows adrien’s a vampire and helps him hide it
- his father likes to know everything about adrien so he tried leaving cups with blood in them in his room to see if he would drink them
- and if he did cause he didn’t know his father was testing him nathalie would just refill them
- she starts keeping blood around the house and gabriel assumes it’s just for her cause he isn’t educated and doesn’t know the difference between rare vamps and the common vamps
- but it’s for adrien
- ALSO LIKE LAST ONE BUT one time lb and chat went out at night to hunt for blood cause they were thirsty but they ran into each other and it was rlly awkward
- but they’re both rlly oblivious and convince each other that they were out for a nightly stroll cause they couldnt sleep
#miraculous ladybug#marinette cheng#marinette dupain cheng#adrien agreste#ladybug#chatnoir#miraculous ladybug au#i just really love them all#adrinette
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Live blog of Steven Universe: The Movie
This is a long (ish) post
16 years old and still wearing sandals with jeans go off steven
The diamonds are needy asf man JEEZ
STEVEN GOT A KISSY KISS OOOH
Lapis n Peridot n Bismuth are the best trio idc
Where my Lapidot content tho, HUH?
Okay so Ruby and Sapphire are still insanely cute
I LOVE SADIE KILLER AND THE SUSPECTS BEST ROCK BAND
Amethyst LITERALLY CALLED ROSE THE LOVE OF PEARLS LIFE WE STAN AHAHA
SHE TURNED INTO ROSE OMG I CANNOT AHH IM SCREAMINGGGGG
AND IT DIDN'T WORK
OMGGG HE FUSED W GREG WHAT WHAT WHAT
SING IT PEARL FUCK BEING OBEDIENT
OPALLL YASSSS
THEY ALL FLYING N SHIT
Spinny is gettin sad now HahahaHAHA
Okay wowowow Steven looks a BIT bad nono
Spinel u better not hurt ma boy or i will fight u
Why is everyone in love with pink smh stg
Spinny's getting another song oof and it's a sad one ouch
Okay so ARE U SAYING SHE STOOD THERE FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS OMGG THAT'S ACTUALLY PEAK
PINK THAT'S NOT VERY NICEE
Wowoh my poor heart ahhHH
Steven being like "well actually I can believe that" is just LMAOO he knows his mum was a bit of a dickwad
YEAH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD MAKE NEW FRIENDS SPINEL YOU LONELY FUCKER
Garnet playing with a spork is a mood man LOLLL
Connie is so unchill lmaooo
MY GUY GREG DIDN'T WASH HIS HANDS HAHAHA
LAPISSSSSSSSSSS WE STAN EVERYTHING THAT COMES OUT OF HER MOUTH
Oh fuck is Spinel gonna go crazy again, oh my lord she has abandonment issues
Literally Steven had no plan at all he's sixteen jesus he's constantly overestimated
Garnet is so dumb now wowoW
My bitch has some problems man
YES GARNET'S SONG AHHHHHHHHHHHH
THE RINGS ARE SO CUTE
Pearl just waking over like "I'm tired pls give me affection"
Spinny is literally a slinky man wtf
Also WOW OKAY JUST END THE WORLD THEN
Steven always tryna solve shit w the power of love smhh
They SAVED THE KITTEN AWWW
Greg's gonna lose his arm ISN'T HE smh
Connie is so badass wow
She's just like, "my bf is on a big injector help"
Also how is he climbing that it looks like glass man
She's lost it man she went batshit woah
wow Steven with the outrage jeez man poor guy what's he missing
The POWER TO CHANGE LETS GO BABYYY
No u just showing off
STVEN SONG OOH
Omg she's a Beyblade LMAO
Um rude ofc he can make things better with a song man
Damn this whole movie is just Spinelle having a mental breakdown tbh
"I'll always have more work to do" DAMN STRAIGHT
Omg these two are so cute blushing all the time wow stan
GREG DIDN'T LOSE HIS ARM YAY
amethyst's jokes are too much
Garnet saying, "we should probably get him some water, staying hydrated is very important when it comes to smooching" LITERALLY MADE ME PAUSE IT A LAUGH SO HARD AHHHH
omg the Diamonds... couldn't they have come EARLIER LMAOOO
White is so impatient hahaha
They are actually children oml
Yellow's sense of humour has me absolutely baffled haahhaahHA
White being like "since the earth is so disgusting" HAHAHAHA
Pearl looks horrified at the diamonds song and Garnet is literally the embodiment of smh
Iconic trio oml
Lion is SO CUTE
my fav married couple (after Ruby and Sapphire) doing tricks for the kiddos ah yeS
THEIR SUITS OMG I'M IN LOVE
ITS OVER NO S6 PLEASE!!
Those where my batshit reactions to the SU movie, I hope at least one person got enjoyment out if it.
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how cnco react when its your birthday
CHRISTOPHER
Wants to stay up till midnight to call you right when it happens
“HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMOOORRRR”
“Christopher its THREE IN THE MORNING”
“Ok well to be fair I was gonna do it at midnight but I fell asleep on accident then woke up so”
“…goodnight Christopher I’ll call you in the morning”
The next day you do call him
“Happy birthday mi vida how does it feel to be old”
“I’m 21 chris I’m still younger than you”
He’s on tour so you didn’t have anything planned, just dinner with friends
Later night u come back home and there are rose petals on your floor???
you walk into your kitchen and surprise !! he’s there with balloons and flowers
“What are you doing here???? Don’t you have a concert?????”
turns out he lied so he could surprise you
Your birthday present turns out to be a week trip with him to Ecuador <33
Ya’ll def celebrate later that night if you know what I mean
ZABDIEL
brings you breakfast in bed
smooches you awake
“Happy birthday cariño, I made you breakfast”
You two spend the first hours of your birthday cuddling and watching Netflix while eating breakfast
Later on he says he has to go into the studio for a bit so you just chill at your house
Suddenly the doorbell rings and a guy hands you an envelope?
in it has directions of some sort
“happy birthday my love, I’ve put together a scavenger hunt for you to lead you to me tonight”
Starts off with him treating you to a spa day
Then a shopping with with your friends
And finally leads you to a romantic dinner with him
After dinner he def takes you dancing
your bday present on top of all the others is a locket with a Z engraved in it
RICHARD
Wakes you up with lots of smooches all over your face
“Richard what are you doing”
*smiling as he kisses ur nose* “happy birthday baby”
“Oh shit I’m as old as you now damn”
“hEY I’M NOT THAT OLD”
You guys spend a good portion of your morning in bed ;)))
Takes you out for breakfast brunch and then you guys spend the day on the beach
Later that night he gives you (part 1) of your present which is a beautiful red dress
Planned a yacht party for u!!!
Everyone is there obvi
U guys get lit
Later when everyone leaves he tells you that you guys have the yacht for 2 days (part 2 of your bday present)
*cue birthday sex by jerimiah*
JOEL
Ok so bc he’s a little shit
Plans a prank with the rest of the boys and your friends
“gUYS lets pretend we forgot her birthday and then surprise her!!!”
So you wake up happy and excited bc hello its ur special day
All u find is a note from him
“Had to rush to a meeting, see you later”
Sad but oh well you are dating a celebrity so
You hit up your friends to go get a celebratory lunch
They’re??? All???? Busy????
ok NOW you’re sad like did they all forget???
kinda butthurt and mad
joel has a surprise party planned for u at your favorite restaurant and texts u to meet him there later
Bc ur mad and petty u decide to come late
…like really late
Everyone at the party is like uhhh????
So he has to go and get you from home and is like “HELLO”
Obviously ur like “OH SO NOW U REMEMBER MY BIRTHDAY???”
Poor boy face palms “it was a sURPISE WE HAVE A PARTY PLANNED THAT UR *LATE* FOR”
you: “…oh”
YOU GUYS FINALLY ARRIVE and everything *perfect* all ur favorite people are there and ur fave food yum???
*later when ur slow dancing*
“Did you really think I’d forget?”
“…no?”
he just rolls his eyes and kisses you
(Your birthday present is a puppy to keep you company when he’s away… you name him yol)
ERICK
…actually forgets your birthday
IT WAS AN ACCIDENT
He’s a busy boy
And you know this so you understand
You call him like usual
“Hola bebe, whats up?”
“…nothing, just getting ready for today!!”
“Oh really?? What do you have planned?”
at this point you’re like …ah … he forgot
You play it cool and end the call
Kinda just spend the day shopping by yourself and meeting your friends for lunch
He figures it out bc of the boys
“Yo Erick what’d you get your girl?”
“??? what do u mean”
“… for her birthday?’
“Oh fuck”
LUNGES for his phone to call you
“Hello?”
“HIIMSORRYIFORGOTYOURBIRTHDAYILOVEYOUSOMUCH”
“…breath baby its fine I know you’re busy”
He’s a sappy boy
Keeps apologizing
Eventually you just hang up and text him that you aren’t mad
He posts bday posts for u everywhere
He eventually flys you out for the day as your bday present and celebration
(im sorry that ericks and joels are a little longer!! i kinda got more inspo for them pls dont hate me)
#cnco#cncowners#cncowner#cnco imagines#cnco fanfic#joel pimentel#cnco headcannon#christopher velez#richard camacho#erick brian colon#zabdiel de jesus
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⭐️ if u want!
HOW LIKELY AM I TO:
name my firstborn after your url: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 (ngl I had to google what your url meant when we first became moots and it came back as some sort of pumpkin strudel? that looks fucking delicious? but the reason its not a 100 is for fear of not googling enough and being culturally insensitive and also bc I don’t want to be give my kid some name that some evil middle schooler is gonna make fun of. like in chinese if you have a baby called 汤圆 (a type of rice dumpling), its really cute, but once the kid is past toddler age, ur basically calling them fat and thats not cool. anyways im rambling your url is v cute. just like u. )
decorate my room with your tumblr theme: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 (I need a full sized light board of your header above my bed thanks)
save all your content on my phone: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 (absolutely. have you seen ur content??)
make out with your icon: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 (i have been waiting 93 years to smooch a rose ok. too bad I’m a bit allergic so I might be sneezing for the next millennia after but it’ll be so worth it)
tattoo your tags on my forehead: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 (I have been told I have a wide forehead so....all this free real estate for the taking tbh)
⭐overall: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 (hello i luv u 🥺🥺)
⭐following: no, but pls accept my love regardless | following now! | yes!! (im not blind and u have a Whole Ass Aesthetic Blog)
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“wowsers someone tagged me in a tagging game
Rules: Answer 21 questions and then tag 21 people who you want to get to know better.
Tagged by… @k-liight , thanks dearie!!
Nickname: i changed my name a few times, so even tho my name is arryn my nickname is ronsta (the monsta) for ‘ronnie’ its awful i know pls let me live my friends wont stop calling me it
Zodiac: insert jenna marbles screaming: iM A VIRGO!!
Height: 5′2′’, but im second tallest out of my friends and thats what matters
Last Movie I saw: Bumblebee, it fuckin rocked
Last Thing I googled: ”what does alcoholic fermentation do”
Favorite Musician: oh fuk, uhhhhhh thats hard fam, Gorillaz for the lore alone, but sound wise i dont have a fav, i really like synth-y, vaporwave 80s tunes
Song Stuck in my Head: Alone by G-Idle
Other Blogs: this is my sideblog for @ask-gangreen-snake, im the mun, nice to meet yalls
Do I get Asks: very rarely over here, quite often on the main
Following: 361
Followers: 31 on this lil ol mini blog, i love u guys! (379 on the main, i also love u guys!!)
Amount of Sleep: I sleep sporadically, im chronically ill (2 hours here, 12 there, u know the drill)
Lucky Number: 7 and 3
What I’m Wearing: joggers and a hoodie, im hashtag a basic bitch
Dream Job: Im training to be a mortician
Dream Trip: any kind of cruise. i love being on the water
Favorite Food: my same food!!! ramen noodles babey!!!!
Play Any Instruments?: violin, electric bass guitar, ukulele
Languages: i grew up speaking spanish until i was enrolled in school, where they only accepted english, so i uhhhh faked it till i made it? im still a little illiterate in both languages but i speak and understand them fluently.
Favorite Songs: right now its Exit Music (For a Film) by Radiohead but my favorite changes every couple of hours
Random Fact: idk fam its 12:19 in the morning idk what u want from me. i have a tattoo and 7 piercings? thats interesting i think. 6 of those piercing are on my ears tho and im getting three more tats very soon.
Describe Yourself as Aesthetic Things: hyper neon smoky dance clubs, glow-in-the-dark vinyl accessories, having a cigarette outside a rollerink while the music thuds against the wall you’ve got your back to, messy hair dye, ripped tights, denim miniskirts, mismatched earrings, nightlife
Tag Your 21 People!
21 is a fuckload of people and i’ve never felt comfy tagging people in things, so im just gonna tag my frequent fliers, buds, and anyone i recognize by url and icon, mmk?
@ephemeralprince @animatedcalico @the-kryomancer @gottiredofwaiting4staff2deleteme @limetago @walkercarion @pocket-sized-pete @chucklestheenchilada @chasing-after-nothing-great @maconeggmcbuffin @thedark-roses @frecklefacedfucker @impiissh
i only managed 13 big sigh
theres no pressure to do this is i tagged u and theres no pressure to tag anyone else if u aint comfy with it love u guys big smooch energy
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all the valentines asks. I wanna know how you love
what an ominous way to phrase that but i’ll take it. im only gonna answer the rest of the ones that havent been sent to me yet !
first date: describe your ideal first date. i don’t think i really have an ideal first date! I’m people pleaser so whatever the person i’m taking out wants, I imagine? i do like fun stuff where we can chat and do Things, so maybe not like a dinner or a movie or anything like that. hrm. dunno
first kiss: what’s the best way to be kissed?i don’t have a lot of experience in Being Kissed but i imagine real soft kisses late at night are the best
preference: sexuality? what’s your ‘type’?i’ve always liked redheads w freckles, and brown eyes, but as far as appearance or gender other than that, i cant say i have a preference
hand holding: do you like pda? uhhhh pda is kind of weird for me because i dont do well when other people are like, having a steamy makeout session near me, but hand holding and smooches and dumb cutesy stuff doesnt bother me (seeing it or doin it!)family: how important is your family’s approval of your s.o.?i think regardless of who i fall in love with my parents will always have disapproval towards them, so i... try not to care as much
doves: what’s the most romantic thing someone’s done for you?made me a handmade scrapbook of all our memories!love hearts: where were you when you met your crush?i cant remember zoinks
candy: favourite thing to eat on a date?spaghetti. u dont know a person truly until u see them eat spaghetti. and also spaghetti hits
roses: do you like picnic dates?YAAAA THOSE SOUND SO CUTE! giggle: what’s more important in an s.o.: intelligence or humour?anyone who can make me laugh has my heartlace: who looks best in your favourite colour?this question confuses me so i dont know
cupid: have you ever been set up? have you ever set anyone else up? how did it go?mmmm i dont think i have, nolovebirds: at what point in a relationship would you make it ‘public’?it’s hard to say.... i’m pretty bad with even knowing if someone likes me or not. my previous partner and i (knowingly) had mutual feelings for each other, but we didnt make it public until they were ready. i guess im just good to go whenever
love knots: would you like to forget the person you shared your first kiss with?mmmm my first “kiss” was with this dude in 5th grade so it doesnt count. my first kiss on a guy i really liked was in 9th grade, but we’re still friends to this day, so i’d never want to forget him!promise ring: who do you see yourself being with in two years?this is a hard question bc theres a lot of like “i hope” and “i know this is the reality”ballad: best love song?theres too many! vanilla twilight by owl city, dumb stuff by lany, just the way you are by billy joel.... aphrodite: how important are looks?not important at all. i can find love in just about anyone ahah. but with my feelings i see the beauty in ppl too, so i think just about anyone i care for as cute!harp: have you ever written a poem for a crush?YEAH i’m a terrible, terrible poet but ive written poems for every single person ive liked. they dont always see/know about them though. theyre like. secretred: where will you be spending february 14th?me houselove notes: who was your last valentine? where are they now?i’ve never had an official valentine before but the person i liked last year for valentines is probably currently wishing a girl was kissing her and collecting lost things like the funky little goblin she isflowers: what’s the best romantic gift to give someone?i think something handwritten just will always be... truly like.... the highest and most honest form of romance
st. valentine: what are your hopes for love this year?i already am so full of love and ive found people to give it to! im trying to make 2019 a good year and wearin my heart on my sleeve has been workin thus far
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favorite swmrs instagram vids
whatever this is
watertown usa
free cole
livin on a prayer
we have a situation
da ya think im sexy
north of the wall
hey goiz: walmart edition
ugh max. god damn it.
officer mueller
slorp
i... i... d-dont know
beach attire
hey stephen
ooh. gettin that open mouth
no im not
juices like wine
bonjour
cole sleeping no. 1
joey bonding with chickens
pee NUHT bUhtteR
joeys most iconic look to date
seb eating maxs fist
i only care abt this bc sebs hair
basketball
4 men 1 saloon
$2 for the show
elmer fudd
working on the highway
movez
beckers fight seb
cole sleeping no. 2
max get back in the minivan
vintage palm trees
.... bad....
every rose has its thorn
“fire” “OW”
speak now
cole sleeping no. 3
joey looks like jar jar binks
he was concerned man
i just wanna be uncool
stopit. stopit. STOP
grumpy max slurping noodles
i just want my hoagie
im gonna need u to pull in 6 choppers
cherry glazer
darlin whyd you go and cut your hair
welcome to the jungle
thwick thwick thwick
you just grabbed my butt
tell jabba i have his money
good cop bad cop
i dreamed a dream
smooch
yah
kiss
hey seb what are u looking at
dancing on my own
come on dude its tour dude
JOEY OFF
cole vs absinthe
fluffing pillows
$200 order of margarita pizzas
there is a nymph among us
max being TORTURED
buddha i need soap
burrito joey
that girl is a real crowd pleaser
makeup removal
this is bad
tampon play
cole making fun of maxs blog
joey smoking pot
who i am insiiiddee
double rainbow dude
my first kiss was my cousin
marry me joey
romantic
oh shit
cole defensively eating a pickled egg
PREDATOR
COLE CANT EAT HIS BEANS
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hcs about wedding nights with the Sincerely Three?
hell yeah. im going to base this one off of the “waiting for marriage” headcanon that i did a while back!!
JARED:• he would be the cheekiest out of them all • like through out the wedding reception he would be grinding into you and grabbing your but because y'all were married now 👀👀• you guys probs picked some place super exotic like the Bahamas for your honeymoon • and like of course he was impatient to do the do, but he is really more excited about spending a week in paradise with you!!!• when you guys first get there, it’s the evening. so y'all go to sleep.• but the next day is spent at the beach!! • when you come back to your hotel room mid afternoon, you both have dopey smiles on your faces • because you both know what’s gonna happen next 👀• it’s you who probably initiates it • like you run to the bathroom, pulling on some lingerie and come back out• jared loses his breath and his eyes are practically hanging out of his head at this point • you go over and straddle him, giving him a large smooch• he probably would say something along the lines of “bow chicka wow wow”• what a dork • tbh it would start off very slow• very slow and passionate kisses and just exploring each other’s bodies • figuring out what you both like and don’t like • in a nutshell i feel like there would be:- grinding - dry humping- a lot of “i love you”’S- the starting phases of a hand job - a slow strip - “look at my beautiful wife”- missionary position - and then lots of kisses
CONNOR:• while waiting for the wedding, Connor did a lot of research • he wanted your first time to be amazing • so he looked up some stuff (porn mostly) to try and figure out what would be best for you • he would ask you questions here and here - “babe?”- “yeah?”- “how would you feel about me going down on you?”- “Connor what the hell” • you organized your honeymoon to be in Paris • the moment you waltzed into your hotel room, an aroma of roses wafted into your nose • on the bed was a heart shaped out on rose petals • Connor wrapped his arms around you, whispering hotly into your ear, “For you, Y/N Murphy”• the sound of his last name after yours still brought butterflies to your stomach• you both kisses very passionately and Connor laid you on the bed • his research went to good use because 👏🏻👏🏻BOY👏🏻👏🏻 he was good af• def would eat you out primarily • but before that he would suck on your breasts and strip you slowly • you couldn’t handle it • tbh he would base all of his pleasure around yours • it was honestly like something out of a movie • it would be so romantic • here’s how it would play out:- stripping- sucking on your breasts - eating you out / fingering you- butterfly kisses on your eyelids - missionary sex- cuddles
• not to mention that you bought a silk black robe while you were there• Connor went bananas every time u wore it
EVAN: • you and Evan opened up your own bakery when graduating high school• you guys had enough money to get by, but not enough to afford a lot of luxuries • the two of you decided to spend your money on the wedding, rather than a honeymoon • but Evan’s uncle owns a cottage near the river, and he was going to lend it to you guys for the week after your wedding!!! it was only an hour away from home but it was nice • the wedding was cute n small n full of plants • through out the reception, kleinman kept making sex jokes but Evan just brushed it off of his shoulders • the wedding was on a Saturday, and you guys were only going to leave for the cottage on Monday • so after your wedding, you guys headed home• the two of you were so hopelessly in love • he helped zip you out of your wedding gown, pressing a soft kiss to your shoulder when doing so• you turned around, stepping out of your gown and admiring the pools of blue in Evan’s eyes • underneath your dress, you wore a pair of Lacey blue under wear and a matching bralette• the set didn’t ooze with sex, but that’s what you wanted • you didn’t want to be sex on legs, you wanted to present your body to your husband in the most comfortable way • Evan ran his hands over your body, his eyes wide • “wow”• “what?”• “you’re just- you’re absolutely gorgeous” • everything would be so gentle • your bedroom would be lit with candles and every movement would be so slow and delicate • you and Evan explore each other’s bodies - you would run your hand down to his groin, your fingertips touching him as light as a feather - he would suck in a breath, continuing to trail his hands across your lower abdomen • but then you would give each other little notes as to what felt good and what didn’t• you would probably be on top, but it would be very slow and passionate • the week at the cottage afterwards would be packed full of “I love you” sex tbh
#headcanon#connor murphy headcanon#dear evan hansen headcanon#evan hansen headcanon#jared kleinman headcanon#evan hansen imagine#evan hansen x reader#evan hansen#evan hansen smut#connor murphy smut#connor murphy imagine#connor murphy x reader#jared kleinman imagine#jared kleinman smut#jared kleinman x reader#dear evan hansen imagine#dear evan hansen x reader#dear evan hansen#dearevanhansen#dear evan hansen smut#deh headcanons#deh#deh x reader#deh imagine
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All odd o:
iM GONNA PUT THIS UNDER A READMORE BC ITS LONG…
1. What is you middle//full name?
i’m not gonna say my full name for privacy purposes, but my first + middle names are Tristen Mackenzie
3. What is your birthday?
May 23rd!
5. What is your favorite color?
aw man like… light pink? dark purple? cerulean blue??? all good.
7. Do you have any pets?
yes!!!! i have a cat and her name is rose and i love her
9. How tall are you?
5′3″-ish? i’m not exactly sure
11. How many pairs of shoes do you own?
uh… 3 i think? 5 counting both pairs of character shoes though!
13. What talents do you have?
as a lot of ppl who follow this blog, i’m pretty good at writing! other than that, i like to think i’m pretty decent at singing and acting, and i draw a lot. other than that??? idk
15. Favorite song?
i answered this but i’ll just add more: A Soft Place to Land from Waitress
also Teen Idle and Primadonna by Marina and the Diamonds!!
17. Who would be your ideal partner?
alright so like my ideal partner is definitely someone who just loves me for who i am and doesn’t force me to change, y’know? someone supportive who’s kinda ready to take me as i am with all the baggage i have and still loves me in the end but doesn’t take any bullshit? like, they accept i have problems but won’t let said problems excuse my actions. someone who can help me improve on who i am, i guess?
also someone sweet and gentle and just understands, y’know??
idk i haven’t put much thought into a person past that, since i guess all i want is someone who actually gives a shit?
19. Do you want a church wedding?
uh personally i don’t really care even tho it’d probably piss off my family i guess??? like, it could be or it couldn’t be and it probably wouldn’t make too much of a difference for me because imo it’s a wedding either way???? idk man
21. Have you ever been to the hospital?
like, me being in the hospital? no. visiting people? yeah
23. Have you ever met any celebrities?
uhhh i met a guy off of broadway once he was cool i think his name was andrew or matthew or something and he was in pippin and actually was charlemange the night we saw the show!! i wish i could remember his name because he gave me really good advice about basically sharpening what i wasn’t good at when it came to theatre
25. What color socks are you wearing?
none
27. Would you like to be a big celebrity?
like… i mean, i wouldn’t be against it? as long as it’s for something i’m proud of, i guess???
29. Have you ever been skinny dipping?
nnnope
31. What position do you usually sleep in?
i usually lie on my stomach when i sleep!!! idk why it’s been kind of a recent thing??? like i use to sleep on my left side for years and over the last year or two i’ve started sleeping on my stomach for whatever reason
33. What do you typically have for breakfast?
i usually don’t wake up early enough to actually eat breakfast but i like to make scrambled eggs and toast!! because effort
35. Have you ever tried archery?
no but i want to :’O
37. Favorite swear word?
eh, probably just ‘fuck’ because i’m not creative
39. Do you have any scars?
i have a reaaaaaaally faint scar going up my leg from when i did something stupid and was scratched by a wire!!!
41. Are you a good liar?
depends on the lie and who i’m telling said lie to, honestly.
43. Can you do any other accents other than your own?
uh i can kinda do a russian accent like Stereotypical Russian and i can do a southern accent (which works because i’m from the south but i have no accent i swear), and i can do a kinda posh accent??? idk man i should sit around and just attempt accents one day.
i’m good at mimicking mercy from overwatch sometimes tho but only when i’m playing her because it’s more of me just sitting there echoing whatever she says i guess
45. What is your favorite accent?
idk my russian accent is at least fun to sit around and say shit in
also just??? idk what you would call it other than Stuck Up White Girl but that’s also kinda fun because i literally will sit around and say stupid shit
47. What is your most expensive piece of clothing?
that’s honestly a good question and i couldn’t tell you because i barely remember anything like lemme check amazon because i have this dress??? that was probably expensive
it actually wasn’t too expensive it was only 35-ish dollars??? idk then i tend to not buy expensive clothes
49. Are you an innie or an outie?
innie
51. Are you scared of spiders?
hhholy fck yeah i nearly panicked yesterday when there was a spider in my car like i was almost gone but my brother got it
53. Favorite foreign food?
honestly that’s hard but i??? fukn???? love??? chicken enchiladas????
also does fondue count bc it’s from switzerland and i love fondue like cheese??? good. chocolate??? heaven.
55. Most used phrased?
probably like “idk man” because i just Don’t Know
57. How long does it take for you to get ready?
depends!!! sometimes it can be around 30-40, sometimes an hour, sometimes i’ll be ready in 10 minutes i don’t do makeup and throw on something decent
59. Do you suck or bite lollipops?
i tend to mostly suck???? that doesn’t sound sexual i swear why does everything have to sound sexual jfc
61. Do you sing to yourself?
i think we all know the answer to this one. it’s a definite yes and anyone who thinks otherwise doesn’t know me tbh
63. Biggest Fear?
dying young, i guess? it’s something that kinda haunts me still and idk of anything that’d be a bigger fear than that for me rn
65. Best dramatic movie you’ve seen?
idk i rarely watch movies????
67. Can you name all 50 states of America?
i mean i’d probably leave a few out but i can
i took a thing and i got like, 35-36 out of the 50 so that’s good i guess
69. Extrovert or Introvert?
def an introvert
71. What makes you nervous?
what doesn’t make me nervous tho
uh i guess just??? driving in silence makes me nervous
honestly any silence makes me nervous because i need at least some sort of constant noise??? tests are hell, man.
73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes?
depends on the mistake??? i tend to but if it’s just something really minor i won’t bother the person.
75. Have you ever started a rumor?
nah i dont think so. if i have then??? whoops. i know a guy who started (or at least tried to?) rumors about himself tho it was weird
77. Have you ever drank underage?
not rly??? i’ve had sips of stuff but that was usually with my parents and it wasn’t enough to make me feel anything. altho next time my friend and i hang out without her parents there i might drink a little, just to be able to say ‘i did the thing’ since i kinda wanna do teenage shit while i still can i guess?????
79. Who was your first real crush?
guy i knew/know (we’re kinda friends??? like we talk but we don’t make extra effort to do so imo???) named jacob!!! he let me down gently because he was also the first person i confessed to, and altho i kinda regret it, i still had that rejection so at least i don’t have to deal with that shit with someone else being “that first rejection” or w/e
81. Can you roll your Rs?
aaaa sadly no i wish i could tho!!!
83. How fast can you run?
i don’t think i’m fast but i think i’m fast enough
85. What color is your eyes?
blue!
87. Do you keep a journal?
i kinda used to??? i stopped writing in it for a while… 89. Do you like your age?
ehh kinda??? like…? i’m still technically a “““teenager”““ (even tho i technically count until i’m 20 but legally i’m an adult at 18) but it kinda sucks because being 17 is lowkey kinda stressful because woah ur a senior in high school time for u to be forced into thinking you need to choose a good college that will get u a degree for a job you’ll always be in for the rest of ur life and just the fact i’m kinda inexperienced in shit??? i just wanna be smooched before i turn 18 man
91. Do you like your own name?
i mean??? i don’t like ‘tristen’ but i do like ‘tris’! which is why i go by it online and i try to get ppl to call me it. there was someone i know who was like “no one even calls you that” when i said something about being called “tris” to someone and i’m like… that’s because i never said anything about it before…??? no one calls me tris because i never really went by it before….???
but anyway “tristen” is fine but i will always prefer to be called “tris”
93. Do you want a boy a girl for a child?
i’m gonna say i’d love to have a girl but honestly? i don’t really care? if i have a child or if i have children, i just want them to be happy and healthy and feel they can trust me with anything - or at least almost anything, since i never really had that person growing up.
95. What are your weaknesses?
uh i’m not the strongest person when it comes to physical activities but that’s also because i’m a dumb egg who sucks when it comes to shit like dancing because i kinda throw myself down a hole when other ppl get things and i don’t and i get really self deprecating over shit
also self deprecation by itself is a pretty big weakness.
other than that, i’m kinda messy?? like my room itself is a mess and there’s clothes on the floor and i really just need to take a day and clean up
97. Were your ancestors royalty?
not that i know of
99. Color of your bedspread?
uh its too hot for one rn but i have a white one that my grandma bought for me and i use it when its cold af outside
i want this galaxy one that i found tho….
(I SPENT AN HOUR ANSWERING THIS BUT IT WAS FUN OMG…)
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you know aim? or aol?
well, below i have a few funny chats from when i was like 10
x W0lf G0ddess x: I just took two tests today! Aarg!
Dark Warrior San: haha sucks to be u
x W0lf G0ddess x: Yeah...
Gildi af Svartur: BORED!!!!!
Dark Warrior San: yay! Boredom!
Gildi af Svartur: NO
Gildi af Svartur: NOT YAY
Gildi af Svartur: NO
Gildi af Svartur: *smacks with newspaper*
Dark Warrior San: think man, think! think w/ all ur power!
LiLSmEiTh013: i dont have much power though
Dark Warrior San: see two idiots do not make a guiness
KnightBloodLover: yep and thats why we are friends
Dark Warrior San: it that Mario?!
Dark Warrior San: for ur icon
l a l a b a k a: yeah
l a l a b a k a: hahahahaha
Dark Warrior San: cool
l a l a b a k a: yeah hes a pretty cool guy
l a l a b a k a: my idol.
Dark Warrior San: that a good idol
l a l a b a k a: yeah man
Dark Warrior San: i mean who would not love smouching turtles and little mushrooms?
Dark Warrior San: smooch*(sp?)
l a l a b a k a: hahahaah
Dark Warrior San: and going into castles w/ no floor. it takes a real man to do that.
l a l a b a k a: i know right
l a l a b a k a: and hes also very good at fixing toilets, which is a plus.
KnightBloodLover: ---------/------------@
Dark Warrior San: wtf?
KnightBloodLover: -------/------@
KnightBloodLover: rose
Dark Warrior San: ohhh
Dark Warrior San: it doesnt look like a rose
KnightBloodLover: i think it does <3
Dark Warrior San: less then 3?
KnightBloodLover: heart <3
Dark Warrior San: sure ur less then 3
KnightBloodLover: i am not!
Dark Warrior San: i less then 3 u to
KnightBloodLover: it's a heart, i love making them <3
Dark Warrior San: if u look to the side it looks like a face and thats the way ive been seeing it for a long time. the 3 really loooks like a cats mouth
Dark Warrior San: ive been listening to la bamba none stop for the past hour
Dark Warrior San: gibberish!
KnightBloodLover: .........
Dark Warrior San: it took u that long to come up w/ a few dotts
Dark Warrior San: dots/*
Dark Warrior San: do*ts
Dark Warrior San: dots****
Dark Warrior San: sorry
KnightBloodLover: lol some can't spell
we were talking about Sephiroth
LiLSmEiTh013: i think ur thinking of sumthin else
LiLSmEiTh013: **sumone
Dark Warrior San: nope
Dark Warrior San: because he had flying pants
LiLSmEiTh013: his pants dont fly in the second one
LiLSmEiTh013: but what do i know? i lost in five seconds
LiLSmEiTh013: lol
Dark Warrior San: u can never forget some one w/ flying pants
LiLSmEiTh013: true
Dark Warrior San: lol
LiLSmEiTh013: lol
LiLSmEiTh013: well im gonna go and try to beat this guy who keeps turning me into dice..
Dark Warrior San: really
LiLSmEiTh013: really really
Dark Warrior San: someone that actly turns people into dice!
LiLSmEiTh013: yea!
LiLSmEiTh013: and cards!
Dark Warrior San: wow
Dark Warrior San: ive never meat anyone that can do that
LiLSmEiTh013: yea..the things japanese ppl think of
Dark Warrior San: and in schools girl bathroom
Dark Warrior San: i saw f*c*
l a l a b a k a: :O
l a l a b a k a: OH NO
Dark Warrior San: and i was like oh oh i know what that is
Dark Warrior San: its face!
l a l a b a k a: hahahaha
l a l a b a k a: good one
Dark Warrior San: and in the same stall i saw
Dark Warrior San: suck my d*ck
l a l a b a k a: :O
Dark Warrior San: i would be really be suppirzed if she grow one
l a l a b a k a: hahahahahhaa..
Dark Warrior San: and these r true stories
Dark Warrior San: look into my milk cartton
Ox miZ mAnDa: pardon
Ox miZ mAnDa: aahh
Dark Warrior San: what is that
Dark Warrior San: is it like somekind of fungi
Ox miZ mAnDa: haha
Dark Warrior San: and some green hair
Dark Warrior San: or what
Ox miZ mAnDa: lol
Dark Warrior San: i mean look at this milk to its like chunky
Ox miZ mAnDa: eeeeewwwwwwwwwww
Dark Warrior San: the cartton is just like sogy too man
Ox miZ mAnDa: you smell like pea soup
Dark Warrior San: i mean how long ago was the experation date
Ox miZ mAnDa: sometime in b.c.
Dark Warrior San: (reads date)2/07/1992
Ox miZ mAnDa: eeeeewwww
Ox miZ mAnDa: before i was born
Dark Warrior San: me too
Ox miZ mAnDa: a month and 10 days
Ox miZ mAnDa: before me
Dark Warrior San: 7 months
Ox miZ mAnDa: yukk
Dark Warrior San: or 6 months and 24 days
LiLSmEiTh013: i do
Dark Warrior San: i now prenose(sp) u husband and wife. u my kiss the bride
Dark Warrior San: may*
LiLSmEiTh013: um
LiLSmEiTh013: ok
LiLSmEiTh013: lol
Dark Warrior San: so who is ur new bride?
LiLSmEiTh013: um
LiLSmEiTh013: my pencil?
Dark Warrior San: lol
LiLSmEiTh013: lol
Dark Warrior San: so wheres ur honeymoon ganna be?
LiLSmEiTh013: eraserland
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