#Italian Brothers

[canyourfavesurvivecastledracula]

Could Luigi Mario survive Castle Dracula?

This seems like a really excellent opportunity for Luigi Wins By Doing Nothing

Luigi can do everything Mario can do backwards and in high heels but he is a huge coward. Large spooky buildings haunted by malevolent entities are both the thing he's terrified of and his opportunity to shine.

The crucifix is easy. Not only is he Italian, not only can Luigi not say no to people, but no Mario Brother ever refused a power up.

Does Dracula have indoor plumbing? Does Dracula need indoor plumbing?? Well, maybe he does now. Luigi has his work cut out for him, but the next guy will have significantly more ease making his toilet. All this to say, I think Luigi can easily be gainfully employed for two solid months and thus justify Dracula keeping him around.

Luigi is not going to be picking fights without some desperate need. Luigi is going to be cowering. He might well go exploring, but if he does, he will be cowering all the way. I find the whole May 16th thing something that would very believably happen to Luigi.

Mario gets the faked letters and they just say "your brother is in a different castle." Maybe for extra irony they also contain a p-wing

Luigi is the tall one, which is convenient when Dracula decides to steal his clothes because it makes them much more likely to fit him. I want you to close your eyes and imagine Dracula going to town to post letters and steal babies and such dressed as Luigi. It's so much better than impersonating Jonathan because when you're dressed like that, nobody's gonna pay attention to your face. They even both have mustaches it works!

And then once Dracula leaves Luigi can easily make it out because he is an expert platformer. There's no good reason for him to need to be rescued as often as he does because the vast majority of the time he and Mario are mechanically identical. Except in Mario 2 where his jump is better and his dig speed is worse. Which only makes him better at Castle Dracula.

Anyway, Luigi can survive Castle Dracula by doing nothing. Like, there isn't even any lava it's fine.

#luigi mario #luigi wins by doing nothing #super mario brothers #video game protags #tradesmen #italians

[fluffyartbl0g]

Someone get this man a younger sibling that ISNT like. Twice his height.

#one piece #op fanart #monkey d. luffy #shirahoshi #kozuki momonosuke #IVE FINISHED REREADING THROUGH WANO IM OBSESSED WITH MOMONOSUKE NOW #I LOVE HIM SO MUCH AND I MISS HIM SO MUCH T - T!!!! #literally tears streaming down my face ‘But I think of you like a little brother! #You’ve heard of laser beam that make you read one piece #get ready for laser beam that makes you REREAD one piece #srsly. do it. I didn’t care about characters like bellamy or shirahoshi or even momonosuke all that much on my first read through #IM OBSESSED NOW. I LOVE HARUDJIN THE GIANT TOO AND I CANT WAIT TO SEE MORE OF HIM T - T!!! I ALSO DIDNT CARE ABOUT KATAKURI LIKE AT ALL #NOW I CANT GET ENOUGH #also what the actual heck guys. I know its only been a couple of months since wano ended. #but why aren’t there any fics centred on luffy and momo being brothers… There’s like one on ao3 and it’s in italian… #PEOPLE ARE ACTUALLY SLEEPING SO HARD ON LUFFY BEING THE OLDER BROTHER/MENTOR TO BOTH MOMO AND SHIRAHOSHI #IM SO MAD #SHIRAHOSHI AND MOMO ARE BOTH THE CHOSEN ONES ; - ;!!! AND LUFFY HAS BEEN PROHPESIZED TO HELP GUIDE THEM TO USE THEIR POWERS!!! #eg shirahoshi hearing the voices of the sea kings and momo hearing zunesha #both times luffy hasn’t been able to talk to them… but he’s been able to guide his younger siblings to use their powers properly #No im fr obsessed with luffy and shirahoshi and momo WHERE THE GOD DAMN FANFICTION AAAGFRGEHSHHSHSHS #LUFFY TREATING SHIRAHOSHI AND MOMO THE SAME WAY ACE TREATED HIM WHEN HE WAS YOUNGER T - T #KILL ME AAAAA1!!1!1!1!!1!1!1 #99 percent of all tags on my posts are just me freaking out LMAOOOO

[anglerflsh]

Pianto Antico / Ancient Lament

#[.art] #puts a translated italian poem into my blorbi forcefully. As usual #toh #the owl house #philip wittebane #caleb wittebane #wittebane brothers #emperor belos #i like the italian version of this better honestly but I need you to understand the lyrics. so

[ex-karaviav]

(i moved to @karaviav!!)

the loml alyosha karamazov and uh... *reads smudged note on hand* his brother ivanhoe

#tbk fanart?? in this economy??? #ivan's design is heavily inspired by the tbk 1969 italian miniseries #the brothers karamazov #братья карамазовы #алёша карамазов #иван карамазов #tbk #brothers karamazov #karamabros #dostoyevsky #fyodor dostoevsky #russian literature #literature fanart #digital art

[thisbellrings]

#bowigi #mario #luigi #mini comic #look i dont think mario would drop his brother as easily as some may believe #this would have to be way longer and adjusted to make more sense if this is after the movie #but overall I just really wanted to make this ;0; #also le google for the bits of italian

[goldenamaranthe-blog]

You've written Charlie getting drunk, and then Vaggie getting drunk, but what happens when they're both drunk together?

Hi, Anon!

They'll probably *censored* and *BEEEEP-EP-EP-BEEEEEEEP* while *Good God, Golden, you kiss your wife and son with that mouth?!* But let's check it out!

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Title Match: Drunk Chaggie

Charlie: (staring all puppy faced, heart eyed, and giddy at Vaggie from across the bar) Pssst! PSSSSST!!! Husk! HuUUuuSk!!!

Husker: No. You're cut off. No more Dirty Shirleys.

Charlie: Who's Shirley? I was gonna ask who the cute girl is across the bar. (Blushes and rubs her even rosier cheeks like a hamster)

Husker: Uh.... You're jokin', right?

Charlie: (groans and slams plops her head onto the bar in shame) YOU'RE RIGHT!!!! How could I be looking at another woman when I have Vaggie?!?!?! (All doe eyed and lovestruck as she sighs) My Vaggie~ I'm gonna marry her some day.

Husker: (blinks) You're never drinking again.....

Vaggie: (giving Charlie an absolute smolder from across the bar as she speaks Spanish) I am absolutely going to ruin her tonight~

Angel: (so trashed from drinking tequila either Vaggie he's speaking strictly Italian) Not without hydratin', bitch.

Vaggie: (sends a wink over to Charlie) I've been drinking a glass of water after every Paloma.

Charlie: (full body blushes and curls in on herself while smiling and giggling like a school girl)

Angel: Not you. Her. She's plastered.

Vaggie: (grabs a glass of water and hops off her seat) Then I better give her something to drink~

Angel: Ugh.... (watches as Vaggie struts across the bar to flirt with her girlfriend) You're never drinking again.....

#lightweight #heavyweight #drunk charlie #drunk vaggie #spanish #italian #hazbin hotel #incorrect quotes #husker #big brother angel #theyre so hopeless #puppy charlie #thanks anon

[living-the-dream-yall]

Mario Movie (2023): A fun, mostly light-hearted adventure film for the whole family to enjoy

Mario Movie (2023) Fanworks: ANGST DESPAIR ANGST TRAUMA ANGST PAIN ANGST CRYING ANGST EVEN MORE ANGST

#goddamn y’all don’t pull any punches #don’t take this the wrong way tho #I am by no means making fun of anyone who creates and/or enjoys angst #if you love it that’s great and definitely keep enjoying it! #it’s just a surprise how much angst can be found in the fandom of two Italian plumber brothers #super mario bros #the super mario bros movie

[karaviav]

the brothers karamazov amv wip

(song: se ne va by nayt)

#my passion is using italian songs to explain russian novels #i def have to rethink the transitions and how to write the lyrics bc i pulled this out of my ass in an hour with windows movie maker #my art #the brothers karamazov #russian literature #fyodor dostoevsky #tbk #ruslit #artists on tumblr #ivan karamazov #alexei karamazov #agrafena alexandrovna svetlova #digital art #digital illustration

[unwinthehart]

Mahmood a Sanremo (08.02.2024) 📸: wolf.pandora IG Stories

#mahmood #alessandro mahmoud #italiansedit #italian tag #sanremo #sanremo 2024 #* #*mahmood #50% patato #50% massimiliano caiazzo big brother

[brother-emperors]

THE BROTHERS SFORZA

augh. there sure is a lot going on between them. tfw you know your older brother is wary of you so you have to navigate that fine line of proving you're useful, but not dangerously so. tfw your younger brother has the potential to be a knife in your back, but he's your brother. don't think too hard about what happened with the galeazzo. unfortunately, you're both visconti as well as sforza, and the visconti were prone to conspiracy. fucking RIP.

this definitely won't be upsetting years down the line when ascanio is near death and ludovico will be desperate to figure out how to bring his brother's body back to milan so ascanio can be interred in the same place as ludovico's recently deceased wife, beatrice d'este, and where ludovico himself has been haunting in a perpetual state of grief.

& the background of the first panel are public domain scans of two cards out of the visconti-sforza tarot deck.

Ascanio Maria Sforza: la parabola politica di un cardinale-principe del Rinascimento, Marco Pellegrini

#ABSOLUTELY BANANAS PHRASING abt one of these paragraphs btw #'metafora della sottomissione del figlio al padre' okay!! like going into that dynamic with your older brother is so. sooooooooooooo #like it makes sense. this is a dynast family. the father is dead. the eldest son was assassinated. #so now your older brother who was not the eldest brother WOULD assume the father-head of household role #and in the case of an emergency. you would fall into place as his right hand #which was. which was formerly occupied by your mother. and your older sister to the assassinated brother. so. WELL #that IS how you would prove you were useful to the state-household. it's just that. #NOBILITY IS SO FUCKING INSULAR ALL THE TIME. christ #the claustrophobia of being suspicious of your brother but having to rely on him #better to follow the plan your parents and eldest brother had in mind and marry him off to the church #italian renaissance tag #ascanio sforza #ludovico sforza #komiks tag #drawing tag #anyway eventually i'll figure out an art style i like for the renaissance cast. i think im getting close #but AUGH im still missing that feeling of 'yes. good.' im leaning towards the dead lineweight tho. that feels Right.

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

HAL: So anyway. I’m going to be investing in an "Italian Restaurant" to sell "pizza" with my "pizza recipe" that I "looked up online" and also "went to a pizza place to see what good ideas are floating around".

JAKE: I am assuming your pizza will kill me instantly upon consumption!

HAL: You’re goddamn right.

#submission #italian striders. fuhgeddaboudit #im italian fun fact. like not as in From Italy italian #i mean like Has An Uncle Tony Whose Brother And Dad Own A Father Son Mechanic Shop italian #i fucking mean like Lasagna At Every Gathering italian #fucking italian hyphen american #italian striders are a bad idea. and yet i exist nonetheless #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #incorrect quotes #mod dave #hal strider #lil hal #jake english

[alice-the-demon]

So, about Maurice... I like him.

(Translation in the ALT text )

#fyp #art #pizza tower #peppino spaghetti #pizza tower peppino #pizza tower art #maurice #pizza tower maurice #brothers #italian

[sisididis]

Bianca and Nico di Angelo’s story is equal parts heartbreaking and hilarious, because imagine this. You are two Venetian children (aged 12 and 10 respectively) who don’t speak a lick of English yet you’re dropped off in the middle of 1930s Las Vegas. Although it feels like only 2 months have passed since your arrival, you and your sibling unknowingly spend 70 years in an atemporal limbo known as Lotus Hotel Casino. You learn English by playing tabletop games, bingo, ring toss, slots…even Mythomagic.

When you think about it, Bianca and Nico learned to speak English the same way 2010s kids learned by watching Pewdiepie and Markiplier on Youtube. 

#i was thinking about this today and made the connection with what my brother used to watch years ago #now if the lotus hotel casino is what the catholic limbo looks like then it wouldn’t be so bad to wait #truthfully anything sounds better than waiting years in line for a boat ride in the unfortunate case that you were buried without money #charon isn’t one for acts of charity is he #those italian silk suits don't come cheap #my entries #nico di angelo #bianca di angelo #percy jackson

[viaggidepoca]

#pensieri #frasi #frasi pensieri #frasi tumblr #frase del giorno #frasi italiane #quotes #citazioni #frasi libri #citazioni libri #scrivere #fedor dostoevskij #the brothers karamazov

[bcacstuff]

Esteriore Brothers • 4 brothers embracing their Italian heritage

Today, the Esteriore Brothers stand as a symbol of Italian musical excellence in the digital age. Their story highlights the unifying power of music and the role of social media in bringing it to a global stage. As they continue to share their passion and talent, the Esteriore Brothers remain a beacon of Italian culture, captivating audiences with every note.

www.esteriorebrothers.com

#esteriore brothers #italian heritage

[mdemn]

yes, i love mde. yes, its my favorite of the mafia trilogy. yes, i can say with 100% conviction that objectively… tommy is not an interesting character. for him to be the protagonist, he sure does have no depth to his character written in the game

#like even HE wasn’t free of mde giving everyone hints at a personality #yes he has siblings and a parents and came over from italy.. but then what? where are they? do they speak still? #if he was born in italy and stayed until he was nearly 5… how did he not retain any of it? his family would’ve HAD to have spoken italian #at home… it’s not like they would’ve KNOWN english already… and if then they then WHY? #and if they did then why?** #yes he’s caring and levelheaded and soft spoken #but why? who knows! #yes he’s friendly and naive #he trusts and he has fun and loves so so deeply… and yet ? #tommy mentions time and time again them just being unserious and messing around… why didn’t we get to see some of that? #why did we never get to see tommy on his nights out with paulie and/or sam ? #when it was SUCH a big part of tommy and paulie and sam being brothers…. #it would’ve made TDOA so much more gut wrenching… it would’ve made the story SO much better… #or even like… seeing #him at home with sarah? his daughter he talked so fondly of? #I SHOULD NOT HAVE TO MAKE UP THE WHOLE ENTIRE PERSONALITY OF THE GAME’S PROTAGONIST ❗️ #ugh . hangar 13 when i get my hands on you (threat) #mafia definitive edition #mafia the city of lost heaven #mde #tommy angelo #post: personal