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zyrafowe-sny · 2 years

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World's Best Turkey Carver

aka the silly, stand-alone Thanksgiving crackfic that nobody asked for in my Owl House fanfic series

Camila was so pleased that she could have all three of her children home for Thanksgiving week (Principal Bump had grumbled a little bit, but had quickly given in). She had much to be grateful for. Just over a year ago, the Boiling Isles were still in danger and Camila had walked hand-in-hand with Luz through the portal Belos had opened after possessing Hunter. They were still mourning their losses, but now the biggest threats were taken care of and they had a stable connection between realms. Her children were thriving – Vee was finding a place for herself in Gravesfield, Luz and Hunter were studying magic at Hexside, and Hunter was learning about Palisman carving from Eda's dad. Best of all, the Boiling Isles paperwork officially naming Camila the mother of Vee and Hunter had finally gone through (the human paperwork was unsurprisingly more complicated given that they didn't legally exist).

"I'll need all of you to help out on Thanksgiving – I haven't hosted this many people in years! Vee, could you bake the pies and cornbread? You're so precise with the measurements and I think you're a better baker than I am now. Luz, I hope you still remember how to make some of our usual side dishes."

"What about me? What should I make?"

Her son was always so eager to help, but Camila still had nightmares about the monstrosity that he and his friends had made when they were stranded in the Human Realm. "Hunter – there's a human expression that too many cooks spoil the broth. Maybe you could help clean the house, set the table, and carve the turkey? The turkey is the most important part of Thanksgiving."

"Whatever you need, Mama Camila. You know I've been practicing my carving skills."

Camila laughed. It was good to see her son making jokes. "That you have. I love my little wooden elephant so much. I'm sure you will do an excellent job carving the turkey on Thanksgiving day too."

"I can't carve it in advance?"

"No, I'm afraid not." Someday, she really needed to teach this boy how to cook from scratch instead of just heating up leftovers or eating premade food. Fresh, home-cooked meals were still a novelty for him – apparently he'd spent much of his childhood subsisting largely on snacks and ration bars. "It will be a long day of preparations. We can do some of the baking early, but you absolutely cannot carve the turkey before Thanksgiving."

"Are you sure I can do it?" Hunter looked uncertain.

"Of course, mijo. You are the best carver in this family." Well, certainly the best woodcarver. And Camila would trust Hunter over Luz with sharp knives any day.

*****

Hunter had questions. He was aware of two kinds of turkey – a faraway country and the local bird he had sometimes encountered on walks in the woods around Gravesfield. He sincerely hoped Mama Camila wanted him to carve a bird – that was a far better match for his skills and he wasn't sure how to go about carving a country (would it need to be a three-dimensional topographic map?). The bird also seemed more likely since Thanksgiving was an American holiday (at least he was fairly sure), but he couldn't afford to mess up something so important to the human woman who had opened her heart and home to him.

Normally, Hunter's discreet source of information about the Human Realm would be his tablet, but he had accidentally shattered the screen and repairs were taking a while (the replacement glass had to be special-ordered). He decided to go to the next best thing person – his human sister Luz (this ran the risk of her teasing him about his ignorance, but Mama Camila was worth it). It didn't take long before he found her on the bottom bunk in the room she shared with Vee, rereading the latest book in the Good Witch Azura series. "Hey, Luz."

"Hey, hermano. What do you need?" She stuck a scrap of paper in her book and closed it.

"I just wanted to double check something. What kind of turkey do humans carve on Thanksgiving – the bird or the country?"

"That's a good one, Hunter! I see you're working on your sense of humor!" She laughed and went back to reading, clearly dismissing him.

Hunter left the room feeling extremely flustered and frustrated. Given how unhelpful Luz had been, he decided to ask their mom, hoping she wouldn't perceive his lack of knowledge of human customs as a sign of disrespect (Titan, he should have researched human holidays long ago – maybe then he wouldn't be in this awkward situation). "Mama Camila, the turkey you want me to carve should have wings, right?"

"Hah, of course, mijo. Are those your favorite parts?"

Hunter had never really considered which part of a bird was his favorite. He missed Flapjack's beak stroking his hair and his warm brown eye, but he did also miss seeing his bright red wings as the Palisman flew. "I'm not sure? Maybe?"

"That's ok. You should try all the parts of the turkey, and then you can let us know what you like best."

"I was planning on it, thanks." This was proving to be an odd and baffling conversation, but he knew relatively little about human woodworking traditions (and nothing about them as they related to Thanksgiving). Did some human turkey carvers just make the head or just the tail instead of the entire bird? Maybe they collaborated sometimes, with one carver doing the turkey head and body and another doing the wings and tail? That seemed terribly inefficient and complicated (how would that even work? were there multiple pieces slotted together?), but what little he knew about Thanksgiving suggested it was about coming together with loved ones. Perhaps it was supposed to be symbolic. This was the worst possible time for his tablet to be broken.

Another thought occurred to him. "About how big is the turkey, usually?"

Mama Camila frowned as she considered the question. "When it was just me and Luz, we would just order a small one. Since so many people are coming this year, we'll probably need something about this big?" She gestured with her hands, indicating something roughly twice as round as most of the turkeys he'd seen.

That would…that would take a rather large branch or log. Probably larger than what he could get from his usual supplier, especially with Thanksgiving just days away. He'd need to find something himself in the woods. At least now he had a better idea of what was expected of him.

*****

Camila was a little disappointed that Hunter had chosen not to accompany the rest of the family on their grocery run, but he had said that he needed to go to the woods to find a good-sized log. While she absolutely supported his calling to carve Palismen and understood his need to practice woodworking, she would have liked the extra time together. Some extra help carrying groceries (this year's turkey weighed over 20 pounds!) would have been nice too.

*****

Hunter didn't trust that he'd have time to get the house ready for guests and carve the turkey all on the same day, so he spent a few hours the night before Thanksgiving cleaning common areas and setting the table. Even with that out of the way, he needed to get an early start to have any shot at finishing carving the turkey in time. He would never understand human traditions – Thanksgiving seemed like it would be so much less stressful if the turkey carving could be done beforehand or if the turkeys could be reused year after year.

*****

Luz frowned as she stirred the chopped Brussels sprouts (sauteed or roasted Brussels were so much better than boiled, and anise added some nice flavor). She knew that their mom had gently redirected Hunter away from Thanksgiving cooking, but it seemed odd that he hadn't even visited the kitchen to say hello or grab a snack. "Has anyone actually seen our favorite Grimwalker today?"

Vee took the cornbread out of the toaster oven and shook her head. "I think I heard him leave the house early this morning, but I haven't seen him since. The dining room looks ready, though."

"So is the turkey." The doorbell chimed as Camila got up from checking the oven. "And there are our guests. Vee, could you please get Hunter while I see who's here?"

*****

Vee found her missing brother in his makeshift workshop in the old garden shed. "There you are, Hunter. We've been worried about you. Guests are here – it's time to carve the turkey."

"I've been carving the turkey!" Hunter answered indignantly. "I had to wake up before sunrise to carve the turkey!"

And then she saw what was on his workbench.

Oh. OH. This was…this was amazing. "Are you almost done?"

"Yes, I just need to clean up a little bit. Mama didn't say anything about painting and there wouldn't have been time for paint or lacquer to dry anyway, so I hope it's ok if it's unfinished." He brushed off his apron and gloves before removing them and put on his favorite yellow sweater.

"Oh, I'm sure she will be thrilled with this." And she would. She absolutely would (wood?). "Let's show her in the kitchen, ok? Before we take it to our guests."

*****

Mama Camila clapped a hand over her mouth and snorted. "Oh, mijo. This is the best carved turkey that I have ever seen in my life. But I think something got lost in translation."

Luz opened the oven door to reveal the fully cooked turkey inside. "This is the turkey we wanted you to carve."

"People eat turkeys?" He could feel his face turning bright red and briefly wished he had a staff handy to get as far away as possible.

His mom sensed his discomfort and lightly touched his arm. "Está bien. It was my mistake – I should have explained better. And now we have a wonderful Thanksgiving decoration to go with our meal."

Naturally, that's when Willow peeked into the kitchen. The plant witch had a remarkable talent for catching Hunter during his most embarrassing moments. "Is everything ok? Can I help?"

Mama Camila was the one to answer – Luz and Vee were still trying very hard to maintain their composure. "We're just fine, but would you mind carrying in the turkey? It's a bit heavy."

"Sure, which one?"

And then his sisters dissolved into puddles of laughter.

*****

"Whoa, excellent turkey carving!" Gus said appreciatively, looking at the wooden bird that Hunter set down on the table. "Did you make that yourself?"

"Yes, but actually I was supposed to carve that turkey." He gestured sheepishly at the roast that Willow had brought in.

"¿Por qué no los dos? " Luz asked with a grin. Amity gave her girlfriend a perplexed look. "Old Internet joke," she explained. "Extremely old. Practically ancient."

Mama Camila shot a warning glance at her daughter. "Be kind to your brother. Remember, he's the one who uses sharp tools every day." She handed Hunter a set of knives, and this time, he carved the correct bird (although not as neatly as he had carved the first – apparently woodworking skills did not translate well to serving meat).

*****

On Christmas morning, Hunter was completely unsurprised when Vee gave him an apron that proudly proclaimed its wearer to be the "World's Best Turkey Carver." He knew he would be (gently, lovingly) roasted for his misunderstanding for years to come. But that was just part of being a Noceda, and he wouldn't trade that for anything.

*****

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whumptober · 7 months

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Completionists of 2023 - 2/4

SylvanFreckles | @sylvanfreckles | SylvanFreckles on AO3

Lili Monarch | @lilimonarch | Lili_Monarch on AO3 | Lili Monarch on Quotev

Kira | @kira-angel24 | Kira_the_angel on Twitter

Arlothia | @viva-la-whump | Masterlist

@multifandom-mess12 | Multifandom-mess on AO3

Andromeda | @anxiously-going | AnxiouslyGoingIntoTheVoid on AO3

OldGodLover | @oldgodlover | OldGodLover on AO3

Fable | @fabled-whump | fabled_whump on AO3

ivvic | @betrayedbycinnamon | ivvic on AO3

@zyrafowe-sny | Jagodzianka on AO3

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Jaygue | @jaygue | Jaygue on AO3

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widzekosci · 1 year

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My fear and safe foods <3

fear

chipsy

masło, olej, oliwa

ser

pieczywo (oprócz chleba tostowego)

lasagne

spaghetti bolognese

pizza

płynne kcal

słodycze (prawie wszystkie)

fast food

wieprzowina

wołowina

jakieś wypieki (croissant, drożdzówka, jagodzianka etc.)

bagietka czosnkowa

nieznana kaloryczność

mac & cheese

gofry 😭

cukier

płatki

mleko zwykłe

nutella

Safe

wafle ryżowe

pieczywo chrupkie

zielona herbata

cola 0

makaron ( bez żadnego sosu itp.)

kurczak

słodzik 0

chleb tostowy (taki z prostym składem)

owoce <33

kostki lodu

fasolka szparagowa

kukurydza

marchewka

herbatniki

weetabix

lody wodne

pudding chia

owsianka

syrop klonowy

Będę jeszcze dodawać 💖💋

#moje safe food #az do kosci #chce byc lekka #chce widziec swoje kosci #motylki any #motylki #chude wakacje #bede idealna #chudniemy #chudzinki #fear food #safefood #ana trigger

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saiyanqueenreads · 1 year

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Hunter-Centric Fanfic Recommendation List for The Owl House

Because keeping one huge fic list up-to-date wasn’t enough of a challenge for me, I’m back at it. And this time I’m focusing on my most recent fandom obsession, The Owl House. Specifically focusing on Hunter, our fandom’s favorite bad but sad boy.

It should be noted that my personal taste runs toward angst, so angsty fics make up a good portion of this list. That being said...

***Please observe any tags/warnings on each work before reading, as some stories may deal with triggering topics and situations***

The list will be updated periodically as I find great new stuff. Newly added fics are labeled with ++

Like my other list, this one will be listed in alphabetical order, and will be split into fics over 10k words in length and those under 10k words.

Less Than 10k Words:

a bond of creation by rnelody a calming notion by zenscrypt A Comprehensive Guide to Successfully Integrating Your Rescue Child, by Camila Noceda, D.V.M. by stars_and_ink A Hopeful Gesture by egyptcraze A Little Bit Better (OR: tohsiblingsweek Day 1: Healing) by PancakesAndPessimism a monster's here (are you still in there?) by honeyblock A Quiet Mind by orphan_account A Price to Pay Later by Polyhexian A rotten apple spoils the bunch by Polyhexian A Shared Night by JustWanderingSpace A Stone Flower Blooming by Polyhexian A World Where I Can Take Flight by fairytalesandfolklore agony without you by kiixi All The Warning Signs by justsummr All Work No Play by deviantjoy all your ribs are still your own by LogicalBookThief An Impossible Choice by ObabScribbler and make a mercy out of me by Thetiredperson And Sore Must Be the Storm by azhdarchidaen At Least We're Here Together by Crazy_Catholic_Fangirl At the Edge of This Existence by kolapon ++ Baby Bird by Kohpon be still my indelible friend, you are unbreaking by hereforthehurts Birdhouse in Your Soul by Spiderwiz bite my tongue, it’s a bad habit by nightdaydream Blood Brother by Jagodzianka Bloodlines by LitFeathers (SpiceFeathers) Bonding 101: The Witch Hunters of Gravesfield by melodinklings Breaking Point by Im_Basically_Shakespeare burnt out by elliptical Civilian Clothes by MoominQuartz (IceCreAMS), MoominQuartz Clear it all Away by justsummr Competing With Gold by EmiKoizumi Confessional by VillainIHaveDoneThyMother Cries of the Sea by StarWarsaddit1220 Dadrius Week 2022 by angelcloves Day of Rest by TheDisc (TheDisco) Don’t Know What’s Out There (More Fear, I Assume) by That_One_Random_Guy Don't wanna cry (but I break that way) by That_One_Random_Guy Easier by Drabbles_Of_Writing Even so, I'd like to keep on breathing by badgirlcoven_official Everything I shouldn't want by HexAltiora Extant Species by Polyhexian Felled in the Night (By the Ones You Think You Love) by canonicallynonbinary Field Amputation by angelcloves Fly Me To The Moon by fairytalesandfolklore For Just a Moment, So Things Can Align by goldenscars (spice_cabinet) For Our Future by DeathToPonies four walls by dxncingquxxr Grim-Thing by tristenthekitty he might have made it if he lived on a different street by Cataclysmania Heart, fold over me by foughtyen Hedge Trimmers, Or A Bread Knife by laceweight_jasmine Hollow Heart by Omgtheentertainment home in another world by camisfrog how can my heart love again? by tristenthekitty hurt and grieve but don’t suffer alone by nightdaydream ++ I always want you when I'm finally fine by ruchiru383 I Come With Knives by castelia I Failed, Again by Hunter_Kinnie I know by JustAFlyOnTheWall979 I Swear That You Loved Me by HouseholdCleanser i think the stars were listening by carpisuns "I won't tell if you don't." by AnotherAttempt i wish that i knew what makes you think i'm so special by randomramblingsofme I want a nice soft place to land I want to lie down forever by Phantomxlegend I'll Stare Directly At The Sun But Never In The Mirror by fairytalesandfolklore I'm Not Real by Non_Bee_Knees i’m sorry my darling by justsummr If I'm Being Honest by wanderingsoulsearching imperfect by paranoid_parallax Isn't he your family? by prodigalDaughter Impossible, Stupid, Desperate by SolBaby It's Everything I Know And All I Do by redrasberries just a little bit left by prodigalDaughter ++ Just a Shiny Accessory by shortprince_writes Knowing by Alphawulf Late Night in the Noceda Household by timewillfall Learn to Live With It by Polyhexian learning how to drown with someone else’s lungs by bluebellbygones Let Me Be Your Wings (I Defied Death for this?) by legionworldproject Little Princeling by GooeyFanfic Living to Die by LollingCat Look at You Go, I Just Adore You by Zeugma46 Long Story Short, This Is Muh Grave by kireiflora Lonely Tide by seasaltedwolverine Loving is Letting Go by Polyhexian Loving echoes (In loving memory of Emperor Belos) by Thousand_Springs messy by LavenderTrash39 ++ Maybe. by Polyhexian "More Weight" by TheFloof Muscle Memory by theprincessofdenial my family always said i was the bad child by Polyhexian New Scars, Old Wounds by HexAltiora now it's over for me, and it's over for you by rnelody Nowhere Else to Go by Sergeant_Sporks Numb Little Bird by JustWanderingSpace ++ One Step At A Time by ShadySadie29 Out of Sight (Close To Mind) by HollowIsTheWorld Overcast by Semi_ObscureFandomWriter Overworked by kiixi Peace on Earth and Goodwill to All Grimwalkers by ObabScribbler Poppies and Lemon Trees by Polaris649 'Pretty': Day 6, Scars by daydreams_and_honeybees Rabbit Hearted Boy by DeadVandal Repeat Until Death by syzygy_lune return to form by konan_konan Roll Reversal by TorScrawls Santa DNI by Killyhawk Seething Seas and Puppet Strings by TenshiZoe Six Years by dove_dove so carry me from these walls, oh brother of mine (show me the world outside) by vexerii so dry your eyes and count to ten by Thetiredperson somehow thought we knew exactly what we're supposed to do by elliptical Somethings Wrong by Luna03 star-strung ideals by snow_showers Still Here by U_Rome Stray (and Sheltered) by LavenderTrash39 syzygy (spring tides) by notjupiter Tag you're it, Tag Tag you're it. by Lethezee take a moment to think of just flexibility, love, and trust by Love_Lucigoosey Take a Sick Day by KOKICHINOLIE testing the waters by clovariia Thanks To Them (Epilogue) by sleepy_catz The Boiling Rain Slid Right Off by TempusLiberi The Drip of the Faucet by PandoraTheExplorer The Empress by redrasberries ++ The ghosts who call your name by Melonteal The Hard Stuff by Polyhexian The Importance of Cutting Your Losses (Before They Begin to Tangle at the Ends) by home_musicbox the problem of evil by tristenthekitty the sun shines brighter when you’re around by ApricotOatmeal the symbiotic relationship between ravens and wolves by tristenthekitty The Yawning Grave by Polyhexian Three covenheads and a grimwalker by Lindendragon To Ear is Human, To Forgive Divine by ObabScribbler to place trust by peterparkerpanic Too Little, Too Late by TotallyNotASecretAO3Account Truth or Scare by EmiKoizumi Try Harder by Polyhexian Variations and Fugue on a Theme by azhdarchidaen we have a lot more in common than you would be calm with by tristenthekitty we are not the soil we are born from (we are the roots we grow ourselves) by howtotrainyournana we keep this love in a photograph by rnelody we'll get there, one day by hereforthehurts what kind of monster by the_sunshine_dims What Remains by birdinblue What Resembles the Grave But Isn't by azhdarchidaen When I See You Again by tristenthekitty When You Are Young They Assume You Know Nothing by redrasberries Wholly you, and that's Special by JustWanderingSpace will i like wolves again? By sleepy_catz With Crooked Hands by SoliAvi Words like honey turned to mud by skellygay World's Best Turkey Carver by Jagodzianka you broke your wings to help me fly by tristenthekitty you gave me your eyes, now you're the window to my soul by strawberrydog ++ you made the choice to be by Anonymous you thought by now you'd be so much better than you are by Cataclysmania You Want To Smile, You Want To Hurt, You Don't Want To Be by bananadonut you, wonderful you by paperjamBipper “You’re Just The Golden Guard.” by Veela_Petal_of_Ice

Over 10k Words:

a bad taste in my mouth by Dragon_Scales_and_Fairy_Tales A Comparative Study in Redemption Arcs by theprincessofdenial A Fun Fact About Apples by melikebeez A Grim Palisman by syzygy_lune A Potter's Field by theprincessofdenial A Ship in the Harbour Stays Safe by Polyhexian Again and Again by GracefulSouffle agnus dei by rusted_icicles Alternate Apocalypse by ObabScribbler Alternative Powersource by MetaTheTrifox Ashes to Ashes by Sarcastic_Metaphor Being Human by fairytalesandfolklore Blood Moon by callboxkat ++ but then a bigger heart grew back by acaciapines Cats Choose You (As Much As You Choose Them) by FiaNightshade Children Of The Witches You Couldn’t Kill by Icefire149 Corpse-stink by crushpunchh Corpses on Ice by Polyhexian Dead Flowers in the Sand by moth_infernum Dead Man Running by ashtreelane Demon Days by Saturnidaes Distant Hope by Stumble_Into_Madness Do You Want the Knife You Left In My Back, or Can I Keep It? by Sergeant_Sporks Dyscrasia by Anonymous Earning the Title by PseudonymMyself enough to leave scars by Haicrescendo Family Tree by vaguenotion Five Times People Apologized to Hunter and One Time He Apologized to Someone by The_River_Girl Fledgling by AShipOnTheSea for every loved child, a child broken, bagged, sunk in a lake by hujwernoo From Adam Came Eve by Anonymous Grimwalkers of the Boiling Isles by zickzacks Grom Knight by ObabScribbler Golden Kid by meltthepoint hello, my hollow Holofernes by palant1r Heart of Stone by WinterEli How To Be A Liability by grimwalker Hunting Trap by Dragoncurl Huntlow Week - 2022 by Mr_Spinner I Know We Can Make it Better by Pokemaniac5000 i think its time i conclude these tests (and begin the rest of my life) by romanslegs Imminently Intertwined by AkumaMatata Inhale, Hold, Exhale by theprincessofdenial Its A Deal by The_confused_writer It's a Long Way To Dearest Gravesfield by LadyLorena keep him safe by sleepy_catz Lament by Polyhexian Learned Response by The_Escaped Lingering Fears by srjoey020 ++ Midnight Barbershop by bethanyisinjail Missing Pieces by sleepy_catz Of Balanced Stones and its sequel Broken Cage, Binding Chains by EldritchRaven Only Natural to Harden Up by redrasberries ++ Over before it could begin by Melonteal Pages Remain by Lollytea Promisedland by OfMonstersAndMe Request by Sergeant_Sporks Retribution by ObabScribbler Rise, Golden Guard MyExWifeStillMissesMe1 The Saving the World Was Probably Easier series by letters_of_stars Several Witches Are Typing by azhdarchidaen Smile in Dreaming by Beckers522 Stitched on smile by TheSteinsGateFormula Sweet Child O' Mine by ChildlikeGoblinQueen (RiotGrrrlWitch) That's Just the Nature of Pain by try_again_love The Atlas and the Avid Reader by Lollytea The Curse of Mortality by ObabScribbler The Deal by theprincessofdenial The Hunter Files by PeridotKirishima The Lone Mourner by Drabbles_Of_Writing The Measure of a Witch by BlunderStorm & Flustered_Finesse The one where the author deals with their recent and unexpected epilepsy diagnosis by projecting it onto a new blorbo by Polyhexian The Sailor Song by JuiceAstronaut The Silent Language of Grief by WinterSky101 The Titan Laughs in Flowers by LazlosLulls There is no open window, but the floors still creep by theprincessofdenial they say these are the golden years by handsofink villainous thing by Some_Dead_Guy ++ Waffles & Flapjack — Similar Yet Different by redrasberries Wake, Hurt, Sleep, Repeat by randomramblingsofme Whatever It Takes by Sergeant_Sporks Where Cardinals Fly by q_amongstcupids where my skin begins by parsnipit Where The Moon It Shines Like Gold by FiaNightshade Wherabouts Unknown by SoliAvi which witch by Anonymous With Clay and Star Scraps by SiryyGray Wintery Junk by avatarmerida wood carving by pawprint_paxillus You Fill My Lungs With Sweetness by HalcyonHal You Were More Than Just A Short Time by Sokkas_First_Fangirl Your Loyal Dog by Sergeant_Sporks

#hunter fic masterlist #the owl house #owl house #owl house fanfiction #hunter #fanfic #fanfic list #toh

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midnights-dragon · 6 months

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10, 11, 13, 19, and 29 from this ask game

10. What's the largest fandom you've read for? Definitely Good Omens! (Thank you Jagodzianka for convincing me to watch that, by the way!! I hate you very much for it)

11. What's the smallest fandom you've read for? Uhh probably Big Hero 6?? I had a whole phase back in like August I have so many terribly grammar-ed works bookmarked because I couldn't find ANYTHING that wasnt cp

13. What trope do you think you've read the most of? Sickfics. That's literally the first thing I look for after going into a fandom. Sickfics.

19. Did you read any works published before this year? Yes, absolutely.

29. Do you have any works you think are required for reading (fandom)? Only for Good Omens: the Crowley therapy fic.

#thanks for the ask!!!#<3 #ask game #fanfic #fanfiction writer #writers of tumblr

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pinkpilatesgirl · 11 months

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hej wszystko okej? bo dawno nic nie pisałaś ://

tak, potrzebowałam kilka dni reset off bo środa i czwartek mnie przygniotły (objadanie sie) ale pochwalę się że piątek, sobota, niedziela i poniedziałek poszły super w kwestii jedzenia także jeśli dziś pójdzie dobrze to mamy 5. dzień bez binge

jedyne co mnie martwi to że mam bardzo mało siły i wręcz czuje się jakbym znów jadła po 800kcal dziennie a jem po 1800-2000 także nie wiem o co chodzi, zazwyczaj przechodzi po wypiciu energola lub kawy także katuje się teraz tym

wracam też z foodbookami (przestałam już katować codziennie rano omleta)

dziś na śniadanie zjadłam pół bułki, paprykę czerwona i jajecznicę z serem proteinowym, do tego kawa na mleku migdałowym

na deser była mini jagodzianka bo chciałam słodkiego cos zjesc

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sercezgazety · 9 months

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For the ask game, 3, 4, and 20 please :D

3. What is your absolute favorite kind of fic to write?

Angst, angst, angst, angst! Sometimes mixed with dark comedy. The kind of angst in which the blorbos are solely responsible for their own misery.

I do love it when my blorbos are pieces of garbage. *cracks knuckles* I could make them worse

4. Are there any other fic writers you admire? If so, who and why?

Oh boy, okay, that is a super difficult question because there are so, so many. I don’t think I can do justice to all the amazing writers I admire, but here’s a (definitely too short) alphabetical list of people who make the blorbos act perfectly in character, complicate their lives, and do it in magnificently skilful ways:

babel

cleanwhiteroom [the author of the most amazing Pacific Rim fic with worldbuilding so complex they even delved into the impact of kaiju attacks on research grants and the structures of academia; unfortunately, afaik, this person has been chased off ao3 for the most ridiculous reason imaginable, that is: for queerbaiting in a fic that was actually just a slow burn]

elliptical

Hella Jelena

Jagodzianka

Schildkroete

SmolWhiteWolf

spacebrock

Vee_hee_hee

WabiSabi

WalkingIvy

20. 4 sentences from your work that you’re proud of

I’ve answered that one, but it was an ask by a person who’s in The Owl House fandom, and since we’ve encountered each other in the Re-Animator one, I intend to cheat and pick yet another four sentences.

Three years from now, squirming under the prosecutor’s gaze and carefully avoiding Herbert’s, Dan will say he cares about the defendant a lot, but it doesn’t change the fact that all of it was Dr. West’s doing. At least half of his statement will be true.

[Mourning Sickness]

“Of Herbert West, I can only speak with mild annoyance,” Dan tells the police. "He mostly keeps to himself."

[a Re-Animator WIP in which Dan is trying to figure out whether Herbert killed Rufus]

#ask game

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chemblrish · 2 years

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15 July 2022, Friday

Yesterday I found out my first choice uni accepted me for my preferred program (!!!), so today I delivered and signed all the papers and now I'm officially a chemistry student! :) Classes start in October. I have over two months to rest and recharge, but I'm already pretty excited and can't wait to start uni.

Pictured: a heavenly jagodzianka I had at my favorite vegan place today and another Dostoevsky novel I'm falling in love with.

#lowkey cant believe this is happening like omg i made it?? :o #mine #studyblr #chemblr #studyspo #study motivation #op

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see-my-bones · 8 months

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20.09.2023

Zjedzone: 448/450

Jagodzianka mała - 175kcal

Pół bagietka - 257kcal

Cola zero - 1kcal

Zielona herbata - 1kcal

Be power x2 - 15kcal

Spalone: 429

Nawodnienie: 1l

Bilans: 19

Kolejny dzień zaliczony pls no kurwa robie wszystko a waga od 2 dni stoi w miejscu co ja robie źle 😭😭😭 mam nadzieję że jutro spadnie bo sie zesram jak do końca tej diety nie będę ważyć 49kg

Chudej nocy motylki 💙🦋

#bede motylkiem #az do kosci #chude jest piękne #za gruba #blogi motylkowe #bede idealna #bede perfekcyjna #nie bede jesc

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zepsutyanioleks-blog · 10 months

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22.07.23

Idzie mi podjerzanie dobrze. Przespałam śniadanie i zjadłam tylko jagodzianka rano (taka własną więc mało kcal) żeby matura się nie czepiała. Wykupiłam się obiadem u babci bo nie jem mięsa i mleka więc same ziemniaki z ogórkiem zjadłam a później arbuza i pomidora.

Zjedzone: 563 kcal

Spalone: 150 kcal

Wypite: 2l

Chudej nocy!

#lekka jak motyl #motylek any #chcę być lekka #perfekcja #motylki any #będę idealna #chude uda #chudzinka #motyle w brzuchu #myśli samobojcze #za gruba #za gruby motyl #ana moja przyjaciółka

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zyrafowe-sny · 6 months

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Chapters: 1/? Fandom: Nimona (2023), Nimona (Webcomic) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Ballister Blackheart | Ballister Boldheart/Ambrosius Goldenloin, Ballister Blackheart | Ballister Boldheart & Nimona, Ballister Blackheart | Ballister Boldheart & Meredith Blitzmeyer Characters: Ballister Blackheart | Ballister Boldheart, Ambrosius Goldenloin, Original Characters, Ambrosius Goldenloin's Parents, Meredith Blitzmeyer Additional Tags: Author's agenda includes bringing Meredith Blitzmeyer into the Nimona movieverse, the band will get back together but in the meantime, Grief/Mourning, Angst, Politics, Canon Disabled Character, Prosthesis, Arm Prosthetic, Hospitals, Burns, Concussions, Language, Let Ballister Blackheart | Ballister Boldheart Say Fuck, Worldbuilding, Estrangement, Complicated Relationships, Family Drama, Secrets, Other Additional Tags to Be Added Series: Part 1 of phantom limb pain Nimonaverse Summary:

Ballister woke to the incessant beeping of machines and entirely too bright lights. Something was restraining him and he yanked it off instinctually, tripping even more frantic alarms.

Almost before he could finish sitting up — fuck, why did his ribs hurt so much? — there was a light hand on his (flesh and bone) arm and he was greeted by a familiar (but bandaged) face.

He blinked and then it all came back. His betrayal. Nimona's suicide attempt. The cannon. Nimona-the-firebird on a suicide run. A million pink sparkles that turned to ash in his hands.

Something dark and heavy — like dread but not aimed at anything in particular — flooded his chest and churned deep in his stomach.

It's not just Ballister's arm that's missing and hurting him.

#ballister boldheart #ambrosius goldenloin #goldenheart #nimona #nimona fanfic #my fanfic #fic series: phantom limb pain

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drev-the-procrastinator · 1 year

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I followed you here from your hands, grasping fic on AO3 and was hoping you could please point me to the additional context that you mentioned. Thanks so much! - Jagodzianka on AO3

P.S. I also wanted to thank you for commenting on some of my fics a while back. Rereading your comments absolutely helped me get through some writer's block and l am incredibly grateful!

Aaaaaa my goodness! First of all THANK YOU SO MUCH for the lovely comment you left on the fic!! That and this ask were so nice to wake up to!! Especially when they're coming from such a talented and amazing writer as yourself!! I'm really glad my comments were helpful, and let me tell you every word of praise was very much deserved uvu But oh yeah of course! Though it's less "point to" and more "tell you right here" because thus far the context has just been living in my google docs :D So it happens directly before the fic itself, because what happened was I came up with one scene, but then for some unfathomable reason when I wrote it down I only wrote what hands, grasping has?? And not this?? Instead I wrote this later, and by then the fic itself was already in a whole different style, and it was a whole mess. But yeah, here it is! (It's from the google doc so sorry for the lack of proper punctuation!) _

Further context: maybe a couple of days after they go through the portal in thanks to them, the group’s looking for something, someone, anything, and have made their way to the head, or whatever remains of it now. perhaps a part of the place they were exploring collapses and luz and hunter are separated from the rest.

they try to find a way back to the others, but something happens - maybe it’s some sort of beast that tries to attack them, maybe it’s a trap belos had set to keep unwelcome visitors from his portal that’s somehow remained intact, idk, but there’s a moment where, be it a fight or a trap, hunter takes a hit heading for luz and while she neutralizes whatever caused it, he’s kinda. flung over to a fun little cliff that’s the edge of a chasm that had appeared when the collector was remodeling the place, and luz just barely manages to grab his hand as his grip on the edge fails, and thus where we’re at now

"It… it can't hold us both." his breaths are not fast and panicked - he is making a visible effort to keep them even, but the terror is otherwise crystal clear. his voice shakes as he speaks. she sees him observe the strained vines gripping her legs; the cliff she can feel crumbling beneath her. there's an underlying note of something like resignation in his voice. she doesn't get it, until his eyes flicker to her hands gripping his and back to her and then she does.

"N-no", she says, commands almost, like by just saying it she could will it into existence and banish that thought out of his head. she doesn't have the strength to try to pull them up anymore - she can only hold on. her eyes burn. "But- but what about Flapjack? He saved your life for a reason! You can't just… give up!"

"Maybe it was for this reason", he says, his voice somehow so small and his eyes wide and afraid, chest heaving with shallow breaths, and in that moment all she wants is to hug him because he looks so young-

and he has the gall to, for just a split second, smile a trembling smile even through the terror, as though he was fine with it, as though giving his life for someone just like that was a victory, and the words are almost even as he swallows and says: "If it was, I'm… I’m glad."

(but then - the mindscape, the countless cracked masks - maybe to him it was, to one made to be used and to die and to be replaced, maybe it was a victory to die for something he chose himself, something that mattered, for someone important to him—)

(all that the fear in his eyes, the shallow breaths, the tremble in his smile, the way his hands desperately grip hers, white from the pressure, fingers digging into her skin, all of it screams I WANT TO LIVE—)

a horrible crack echoes throughout the cavern and dust rains down. his eyes flit away, to whatever cracks have appeared into the rock, but she can't bring herself to look away from his face. it blurs behind a stinging film of tears. _

And then hands, grasping follows directly from here. There is also a little bit of what happens after, but I won't add it here, it's long enough as is ajdsafas. Please don't hesitate to ask more about it though, I love talking about my fics haha.

Thank you for the comment, the ask, and I hope you enjoyed! :)

#toh #toh spoilers #toh fanfic #drev's fics #sorry i took so long asjfaskjf i had a university assignment and then today was independence day but!! it's here #thank you again!! getting this ask made me so happy!! i also read the longer fic you wrote and i will leave a comment!! i promise!!#i am just a tad bit caught up rn but i will #it was really good though!!!#also i'll put a link to the fic itself in the rb if by chance someone finds this in the tag and gets curious haha

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cinnamongay · 1 year

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pre night shift jagodzianka and coffee time! 🥰

#guy at the gym gave out flowers to all the women it was so sweet #p

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saiyanqueenreads · 1 year

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Hunter-Centric Fanfic Recommendation List for The Owl House: Fics starting with B, C, & D

***Please observe any tags/warnings on each work before reading, as some stories may deal with triggering topics and situations***

The list will be updated periodically as I find great new stuff.

Baby Bird by Kohpon Baby's First Tattoo by angelcloves Back to the beginning. There's one way back to home again. To where I feel forgiven by ChildlikeGoblinQueen Ballad of the Broken by ObabScribbler be still my indelible friend, you are unbreaking by hereforthehurts Been talkin' 'bout the way things change by Reonnex Being Human by fairytalesandfolklore beneath the willow tree by xjokestarr beyond anything your soul can make by rnelody Big Plans by CassiePoppy45 Bird Song by yugi_amane_is_dead Birdhouse in Your Soul by Spiderwiz bite my tongue, it’s a bad habit by nightdaydream Blood Brother by Jagodzianka Blood Moon by callboxkat Bloodlines by LitFeathers (SpiceFeathers) Bonding 101: The Witch Hunters of Gravesfield by melodinklings breaking dishes (he's perfectly safe) by solsticebugg breaking glass by mizee Breaking Point by Im_Basically_Shakespeare Bullying by CassiePoppy45 burnt out by elliptical But Before That, You'll Be a Doormat to Every vicious Narcissist in the World by Destinyllama but if i'm a dead body and you're a dead body then who's flying the plane by elliptical but then a bigger heart grew back by acaciapines

carcassonne by xjokestarr Carving by aparticularbandit Cats Choose You (As Much As You Choose Them) by FiaNightshade Caught in Stitches by TwoGoldenFlowers change was never my forte by tristenthekitty child of war(child of the stars) by ur_local_goldfish Children Of The Witches You Couldn’t Kill by Icefire149 Circadian by moth_infernum Civilian Clothes by MoominQuartz (IceCreAMS) Clear it all Away by justsummr Collected by Spritzy Comforts by skeletun Come Morning Light by Sokkas_First_Fangirl Coming Home by Drabbles_Of_Writing Competing With Gold by EmiKoizumi Concerns by towardthesun Confessional by VillainIHaveDoneThyMother Constellations by redrasberries Corpse-stink by crushpunchh Corpses on Ice by Polyhexian Corroding Gold by theCryptidZenith Cosmic Commotion by TwoGoldenFlowers Cries of the Sea by StarWarsaddit1220

Dadrius Week 2022 by angelcloves Dadrius Week 2023 by angelcloves Day of Rest by TheDisc (TheDisco) Dead Flowers in the Sand by moth_infernum Dead Man Running by ashtreelane Dear Bat Queen by Jagodzianka debris becoming whole again by LesbianLucretia Demon Days by Saturnidaes Different by CassiePoppy45 Disposable Everything by pasta_stuffed_possums Distant Hope by Stumble_Into_Madness Do You Want the Knife You Left In My Back, or Can I Keep It? by Sergeant_Sporks Dog by ExploretheEcccentricities Don’t be so grim, I promise I am your friend. by I_hyperfixtate_cartoons Don’t Know What’s Out There (More Fear, I Assume) by That_One_Random_Guy Don't wanna cry (but I break that way) by That_One_Random_Guy Drapetomania: The overwhelming urge to run away by Birdy_f Dyscrasia by Anonymous

Fics Starting With: A / B, C, D / E, F, G / H, I / J, K, L / M, N, O, P / Q, R, S / T, U, V / W, X, Y, Z

#hunter fic masterlist #owl house fanfiction #the owl house #owl house #fanfic #hunter #toh

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