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#JUST. GO INVISIBLE AND LEAVE???
dimensionzero · 11 months
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miles booking it through the spiderverse HQ with approximately a million spidermen after his ass like my guy. you can turn invisible
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bookishjules · 2 years
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so you mean to tell me that annabeth sings about how her grand plan is to be remembered, and then years later she's actually the only thing that percy remembers?? and i'm supposed to be normal about this??
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dancefloors · 2 months
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trying not to get irked by swiftie media illiteracy. I've retired! I'm out of the game!! but some of you are very stupid
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declamationark · 5 months
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Danny gets punted into the DC universe for some reason and proceeds to haunt Gotham because it’s gothic and there’s this hero cave with a bunch of cool tech (he misses Sam and Tucker) and this big family (he misses his mom and his dad and his big sis). He helps the vigilantes there with their battles and writes info he learns from spying on rogues on sticky notes (he misses clockwork) to leave by the files in the batcave. He thinks he’s being slick and stealthy but all the batfam realizes he’s there and basically pspspspspsps him into the family and somehow Danny never catches on
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tswwwit · 1 year
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One of the staff workers in raised spirits DEF thinks dippers at least fucking one of the ciphers ghosts
I'd go so far as to say more than one of the staff members has certain Suspicions, re: Dipper talking to thin air all the time.
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catboysalmon · 2 months
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The fucking DEMONS
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nolassolace · 6 months
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I'm so sick of fighting with my insurance.
I just want to be able to live my life without being freaked out about being in pain.
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cruelsister-moved2 · 9 months
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"the truth is she did it alone, and remembered it all her life."
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momo-de-avis · 2 years
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If you're the kind of person who will film strangers lining up for the escalators, post it online and then joke that we're all lazy bastards who refuse to take the stairs, fuck you. Genuinely fuck you, coming from someone who looks fit, young and is healthy and yet always takes the escalators because I am absolutely fucking exhausted after walking more than 10km for my job. "When I went to the Eiffel Tower, I just took the stairs, it's not that hard, idg why people don't do it" oh word?? For real, big guy?? Will you carry every person in those big strong arms of yours too, since you're such a badass? Come to Lisbon, motherfucker, and lets go have a walk to the castle with no elevators, do carry every elderly person that would like to enjoy the view but has limited mobility, since you're the strongest boy in the village
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abeluser · 2 months
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SOMEONE JUST KILL MEEEEEEEEEEEE
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mildmayfoxe · 8 months
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also re: that how many tabs do you have open from this morning i just counted my tabs on my desktop & i have 87. but i have two windows minimized that i didn't count
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titansarmy · 11 months
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and if i say canon adjacent, ivy inspired jasonxnico fic. i can’t stop you putting roots in my dreamland.
#I WISH TO KNOW THE FATAL FLAW THAT MAKES LONG TO BE MAGINIFICENTLY CURSED is SOOOOO jason coded tbh#anyways. look away if you're immediately put away by the infidelity trope bc i will brush over it#i'm thinking. jason is dead and nico one day just NEEDS to talk/see jason for whatever reason#and he goes to the underworld looking for him and he finds him#and he doesn't propose taking him out because jason wouldn't want that#but they talk#and then nico leaves and then he comes back and then it becomes like a thing#and they start getting closer and closer and the line between the living and the dead is already so blurred for nico but now with jason in#the mix they're basically invisible#and jason is also in a position where he's like?? nico is NOT spending his days with the LIVING because of ME! but then he doesn't want him#to go. eternally sscrficial jason grace letting himself be selfish for once but being in constant struggle because of this#and nico is also like. i want him back i can take him back but i won't do that i respects choices.#and anyways along all of this they're slowly falling in love/realising there was something there that went unaddressed#and there's this lingering sadness surrounding it because if they had just had time maybe maybe MAYBE they would have realised#OHHH its angsty#and i said it borders the infidelity trope because will is just there. 🕴#and technically nico is happy with will. he's ok. but he can't stop jason putting roots in his dreamland.#and because if i would write this (i won't) i would make jasonico as maybe at least crossing into emotional affair territory :)#idk what the conclusion would be? who you think is more insane? would jason accept going back or would nico need to force himself to let go?#bc by not doing so he's also keeping jason from rebirth and/or moving on. which not fair either.#tbh i think  the main arc should be jason wanting to live. HE goes to hades to APPEAL for his release. nico is just the support. also a bit#of nepotism i guess take hades' son to appeal to hades :)#THERE'S SO MANY TYPOS HERE OMFG and nothing makes sense#let me get my thoughts straight and i'll type it nicely jesus fucking christ
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babocka · 10 months
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... This is such a little detail that no one will go looney over like me, but she drags her scythe across the floor as she rushes in.
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opens-up-4-nobody · 1 year
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#god. ok. so i should really b reading papers rn but my lab mate called me needy today and it just keeps cycling in my head#like ive spent way too much time around him bc of field work and the thing abt me is that i just say whatever tf is in my brain so hes#basically been exposed to a scattershot of anxious thoughts in my head idk wtf he must think of me but today he said#the more i learn abt u the more i realize ur needy in these v specific ways#and i think it bothers me a lot bc needy isnt the right word. im not needy. i dont plead for help. im just a semi non functional person.#i just lay here not dealing with all these problems i have. but i generally try just make it my own problem. im just a bit pathetic like#that. do i need help? maybe but im not like needy. im just semi nonfunctional and rather compulsive and controling over myself. i live in a#world full of invisible walls as dictated by my stupid brain. but its all internal control i can put up with a lot as long as i have ctrl#over myself. its not especially healthy but it makes me pretty easy going i suppose. ugh! needy! he obviously hit a nerve how annoying#whatever im exhausted bc i had to b a scribe all day and i had a phd meeting this morning. the project sounds v cool and apparently im the#most qualified person to approach them so far but idk itll be v competitive and do i really want a uk phd? idk idk#at least this guy conducted it like an actual interview. i was like fuck finally some structure! and he said i talk well lol thanks dude#so he thinks id do ok getting grilled by a pannel. idk i kinda wanna apply just to see how far id get into the process#unrelated#i was also having harrowing nightmares last night abt climbing mt everest. at least i got 8hrs sleep lol fml i leave for sampling again#tomorrow afternoon. this is what i get for trying to have even a tiny bit of a social life rip
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dontflirt · 11 months
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the kpop space is so tiring
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imabitofa · 2 years
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PSA : people need to STOP telling me that smoking weed will get rid of my chronic pain / disability
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