miles booking it through the spiderverse HQ with approximately a million spidermen after his ass like my guy. you can turn invisible
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Danny gets punted into the DC universe for some reason and proceeds to haunt Gotham because it’s gothic and there’s this hero cave with a bunch of cool tech (he misses Sam and Tucker) and this big family (he misses his mom and his dad and his big sis). He helps the vigilantes there with their battles and writes info he learns from spying on rogues on sticky notes (he misses clockwork) to leave by the files in the batcave. He thinks he’s being slick and stealthy but all the batfam realizes he’s there and basically pspspspspsps him into the family and somehow Danny never catches on
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If you're the kind of person who will film strangers lining up for the escalators, post it online and then joke that we're all lazy bastards who refuse to take the stairs, fuck you. Genuinely fuck you, coming from someone who looks fit, young and is healthy and yet always takes the escalators because I am absolutely fucking exhausted after walking more than 10km for my job. "When I went to the Eiffel Tower, I just took the stairs, it's not that hard, idg why people don't do it" oh word?? For real, big guy?? Will you carry every person in those big strong arms of yours too, since you're such a badass? Come to Lisbon, motherfucker, and lets go have a walk to the castle with no elevators, do carry every elderly person that would like to enjoy the view but has limited mobility, since you're the strongest boy in the village
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