The antagonist of the 2004 action role-playing video game "Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines" is a vampire named Sebastian LaCroix. This is a subtle nod to the brand of sparkling water "LaCroix" suggesting it's ontologically evil and sucks the life out of you when you drink it.
First - I'm a grey ace lesbian so I would literally rather die than fuck any of them. this is purely theoretical. a philosophical thought exercise if you will.
Ok now a brief overview of the characters
Benny Gecko - shoots you in the head at the start of the game. you live. you go on a mission to find this little shit. you can kill him. or if you want you can sleep with him and then he runs off. you can then find him caught by some fascist Roman Empire LARPers.
Sebastian LaCroix - the biggest pussy that vampire society has ever seen. cries and whines all the time about wanting a sarcophagus opened. also he just crumbles on the floor after you kill his bodyguard. he doesn't even put up a fight.
Solas - elven god who won't stay the fuck asleep. super racist to dwarfs and qunari especially. causes the hole in the sky you work to fix (he doesn't tell you he caused it by giving a demon toddler a powerful ball btw), then fucks off at the end without a word, corrupts your organisation 2 years later, and is like 'I'm going to go commit genocide now and I'm really sorry ok byyyye'.
"The folly of leadership is knowing that, no matter what you do, behind your back there are hundreds, certain that their own solution is the sounder one, and that your decision was the by-product of a whimsical dart toss. I pronounce the blast sentence, and I soak the critical fallout."