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Mikel!
oooh, this is an interesting one
i once told a friend, i forget who, that Mikel is what an AI would spit out if i gave it a bunch of traits i find desirable in a man. and fitting for an AI, mikel isn't actually someone i want in that way, if that makes sense? he's kind of...uncanny valley. off-putting. not quite "inscrutable," but, hmmm. sort of like his life partner granit, he's unlike anyone else out there, but in a very different way than granit is.
favorite thing about them: the passion, the stubbornness, the slight insanity, the toothy-grinned charisma. i think he'd be a great politician, which is a compliment in a sense that i love politicians in an academic sort of way (hate them in practice, with very few exceptions). the behind the scenes machinations re: auba's departure in all or nothing were kind of terrifying and fascinating at once. also, what he did for granit literally brings me to tears. it's the disney love story that disney love stories want to be. oh, also his ass. what the fuck kind of workouts is he doing
also random fun fact: his older sister is a bougie artist who lives in mallorca year-round
least favorite thing about them: a) what he's doing to aaron ramsdale. b) that he's a native speaker of euskera but he's NEVER spoken it anywhere. it is a beautiful language and i'd love to hear him speak it. mikel, your less hot counterpart xabi has spoken it in interviews, get on it
favorite line:
brotp: xabi alonso! i don't really ship them romantically, but i do love that they've known each other for so long and their lives periodically intertwine, like right now with granit.
notp: kloppteta (i don't really ship kloppo with anyone, sry guys!)
otp: runners up: pepteta, & mikel and tim cahill back in everton (they...TRULY were a force of nature in those olde interviews)
The winner...
XHAKARTETA
maybe, in some ways, The Best OTP Of All Time (*aside from rakidri膰). it's everything, everything.
i write about it a lot on here from the perspective of what Xhakarteta did for granit, and will do that again in my granit ask. i think it wasn't as obvious specifically what it did for mikel until granit left and mikel really seems to have lost his marbles a little. i have the feeling that mikel doesn't fully respect that many people, or trust that many people, and i think his utter and complete respect/trust for granit was a relief to him, and having granit around as his true equal did more for his stability than he knew.
plus they're gorgeous together physically. imagine their kids! like. damn. they'd also speak some of the coolest languages on the planet.
xhakarteta is weird because i bash on my own writing a lot, but i'm really satisfied with how i write and interpret them. i give them that little exciting something extra 馃槇
random headcanon: mikel probably has the most basic milquetoast liberal politics on the planet
unpopular opinion: he looked better with the Rangers-era long hair and he needs his earring back! i don't know how unpopular that is on tumblr, but i think it's unpopular with him lol
song i associate with them: i have a couple, but as with most footballers my song associations are kind of on superficial levels (franko and my movren mix being the exceptions)
buler铆a by david bisbal - wrong part of spain, but this song goes harder than any song should be going, and i love the DRAMA, and also that line -- "quiero ser tu calma y tu tempestad" -- i want to be your calm and your storm -- That's Xhakarteta !!!
favorite picture of them: ok, i'm sure at least one person will predict what i'm going to choose:
-2004, glasgow. so many photos i could have picked, but at the same time like...yeah!
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20 Nov 2023
This is another scatter shot of songs by some great artists.
This week鈥檚 playlist:
the kids aren't alright聽by聽Pinkshift
Lay Low聽by聽New Atlas
California Mountain Shake by聽Death Valley Girls
Children's Work聽by聽Dessa
Wild聽by聽Eleventyseven
Poison & Antidote聽by聽Brenda Sue & Mikel
Shattered聽by聽Bad Cop/Bad Cop
The Night Starts Here聽by聽Stars
A Bullet Through the Heart聽by聽People Soup & I Monster
Parsonz Curse聽by聽Royal Thunder
Lunar Rotation Weekly by Winifred Yost
the kids aren't alright is probably my favorite song from 2022. California Mountain Shake would make some trippy intro credits to a southern gothic horror show. Parsonz Curse really has the feel of an old school hard rock song, including it being 7 min long. Which is why it's at the end. 7 min is long. Children's Work is a song of bond and memory and sacrifice. Shattered is a song about living and hope and sticking through the hard shit. Very different than the Trucks song of the same name that was here two weeks ago. my brains a bit fuzzy as I'm writing this, so just check the songs out and form your own opinion, but for different reasons I really like them all.
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Mikel 驴Cu谩les son tus colores favoritos para pintar?
Mikel: (aunque parece que le cost贸 decidirse a hablar) Hmm,... supongo que... hay muchos colores que me gustan en mi paleta... pero... creo que los que m谩s utilizo son el azul, el amarillo y el morado, pueden hacer un cielo muy bonito... 驴Cuales son los tuyos...?
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mikhail x el is the true otp here
so true !!! i鈥檝e actually been considering this one
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solo date with Farah
Aster took Farah to an expensive restaurant with a great view where she could visualize her girlboss empire. they think she's the hottest woman to grace this fine earth, so they very much enjoyed finally getting to sit down and get to know her...but then she spotted the hostess working at the restaurant and developed a mad crush on her, henceforth chasing her around the restaurant for the remainder of the date. c'est la vie.
also Mikel was there looking very very sad the whole time. hi Mikel!
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