#N.E.E.T.

[aiqingdemeimiao]

so do you still do some babysitting? that's great, that's what we're all about here.

K&J [2020] dir. bradley banton

#ben whishaw #k&j #n.e.e.t #why does this film have two different names? i'll never know #this scene is basically ben vs. his piece of chewing gum lol #i'm so bored i'm giffing random old ben shit and throwing it in my queue as a nice surprise for future me

[redd956]

Military OC Art Posing Ref Hack

Search up N.E.E.T. swat on pinterest, tiktok, or Instagram and you got what you need.

#military ocs #military oc #N.E.E.T #art ref #art hack

[consumedshadow-mysticmc]

I need to go outside and touch grass; but that won't help me get a job.. ('v_v)

#running away #n.e.e.t #mild depression #lonely #sigh #it will pass #coffee first #job applications #escape #otaku life #rewatching Good Night World probably isn't helpful

[grand-theft-carbohydrates]

obsessed with how sima yi's go-to strategy is to just fucking...pretend to be sick. first time at age 23 cao cao summoned him to court and he had the balls to turn himm down and pretended to have ARTHRITIS. AT AGE 23. this N.E.E.T deadass stayed in bed for months to trick the spies cao cao sent and was so obscenely lucky it actually worked because Cao Cao was suffering from Liu-Bei-itis. tried that again at age 30 and cao cao was like "i'll fucking tie you up and bring you here by force idgaf". and then his last, most famous example where he "retired" at age 60, pretended to be senile, and then launched a surprise coup against cao shuang, usurped the throne, and finally united the three kingdoms. incredible.

#sima yi #romance of the three kingdoms #its so funny how cao cao was so desperate to have sima yi on his staff and then immediately regretted it and wanted to have him #killed when he realised he was too ambitious and capable to stay an underling #my brother in christ YOU dragged him here by force #also the incredible irony of sima yi being all “i will NEVER serve that sly morally bankrupt usurper ” >:((((( the turntables.

[hazyaltcare]

An aesthetic for someone who was an ex-soldier who originally specialized in demolitions, but then later fit into the "neet army" aesthetic and did airsoft. With themes of airsoft, the military, the N.E.E.T. Army aesthetic and Umaru (Himouto! Umaru-Chan).

Mod Haze (🧨Tate)

#quoikin #neet soldier kin #neetcore #orange #aesthetic #🧨 #mod haze #tw sharps #tw military #tw guns #tw army #tw cigarettes

[tjbanni]

A free sketch for @someblackwolf !! The special N.E.E.T. officer takes his job very seriously.

Free sketches are still open!!

#artists on tumblr #character art #artwork #original character #pencil sketch #taking requests #nyah

[rubbcrhosemoved]

BARBIE WIRE

Name: Barbie Wire, Barb, Barbie, Barbie Doll Occupation: N.E.E.T. (currently), Drug lord (formerly), St. An's Hospital pharmacist (incognito), Circus performer (formerly) Location: Hell, Sloth Ring Age: Unknown (Appears to be early 30’s in Imp years) Species: Imp Gender: Female Height: 6'9” Family: Cash Buckzo (father), Unnamed mother, Blitzo (twin; brother), Loona (adoptive niece), Fizzarolli (friend) Voice Claim: Jinhee Joung

   PERSONALITY

Small Disclaimer: The following is entirely canon divergent until I learn more about Fizzarolli and the show he’s from and or lore. Depending on what happens, this information may be subject to change but unlikely.

Barbie Wire is an egotistical, narcissistic, and manipulative woman. These are aspects that she’s learned over the years thanks to the upbringing of Cash, her father. Of course she wasn’t always like this. When she was younger she was a rather energic child, tending to lean more on the tomboy side of things considering she would play with both Blitzo, her brother, and Fizzarolli. Just like Blitzo she was forced to steal and take advantage of others for personal gain. At first she didn’t want to but over time she became more accepting of these things and even seem to enjoy it. It’s not much of a surprise that she started to do drugs and more self-destructive things when she grew to be a teenager. She went overboard one day and almost overdosed, but managed to survive. It was then she decided to go to rehab especially after everything that had happen between herself, Blitz and Fizzarolli. Once she got out, she decided to try and make a namesake for herself and cut Blitz out of her life for good.

She’s very quick to anger and tends to take her frustrations out in a violent manner, usually on things or others. She can have a bit of a temper and is rude, moreso just to keep others from getting too close and comfortable with her. Very much like her brother, she has very arrogant, selfish, dependent and demanding traits, and is easily triggered when things don't go her way. It annoys her sometimes especially when others compare her to Blitz. She doesn’t want to be like him or have anything to do with him anymore.

She is also cunning and seems to have a low opinion of humans, considering them to be easy to manipulate, as she can easily use her seductive feminine charms to woo her victims into doing her bidding. She seemingly seems content with how things are for her but deep down she knows that the destructive things she does isn’t good for her. Once it becomes a habit though, it is hard to stop.

#HEADCANON ➡ #BARBIE WIRE ➡ Get my pretty name out of your mouth #I'll write her about and such later #I'm tired but also not tired

[hazbinbossbrainrot]

Barbie “Wire” Buckzo

VO: Jinhee Joung

Fave quotes:

“You fuckin' WHAAAAAAAT?!”

— Barbie to Counsellor Jimmy after finding him about killing Blitz’s client

*laughs mockingly* “You don't fucking get it! Just cuz I'm outta rehab doesn't mean I wanna see you. I never wanna see you EVER!"

— Barbie to Blitz after he tries to reconnect with her

Basics:

Zodiac sign: Aries

(Since Barb and Blitz are twins they would have landed on the same birthday, common knowledge really 😂)

Nationality: American (Appalachian) 🇺🇸

Sexuality: Lesbian (not confirmed yet)

Sex: Female

Occupations:

• St An’s pharmacist (incognito)

• Circus performer (formerly)

• Drug lord (formerly)

• N.E.E.T (currently)

AU:

Employee of I.M.P

Dislikes:

• Being jobless

* Circumstance threatening her to become jobless

• Her twin brother

* Blitz trying to reconnect with her

• Humans

Likes:

• Manipulating humans

• Drugs

_____________________________________

Nicknames:

• Barb (by Councillor Jimmy & Blitz)

AU:

• The Traditional Twins (by T.J. >>> when referring to or about Blitz & Barbie 🤣)

* B&B

_____________________________________

Romantic interests (AU):

• Marchioness Stella (post divorce)

• Verosika Mayday

• Calitzzo (OC)

• Sallie May

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Family:

Mother: Tilla Buckzo

Father: Cash Buckzo

(twin) Brother: Blitz Buckzo

(adoptive) Niece: Loona Buckzo

RP (Tixel):

Axel x T.J. = Tixel

Status: Ongoing 🥰

Brother-in-law: Stolas of the Ars Goetia (inevitable)

(step) Niece: Octavia of the Ars Goetia (inevitable)

Niece: T.J. of the Ars Goetia

Nephew-in-law: Axel of the Ars Goetia

Great-niece: Abria of the Ars Goetia

Vampiric name: Ria

Pronounced: Aria

(Like father like daughter 😂)

Great-nephew-in-law Samuel Beaufoy

Great-great-nephew: Claudius Beaufoy of the Ars Goetia

Great-nephew: Axel "A.J.” Junior of the Ars Goetia

Great-niece-in-law: Snow Dust of the Ars Goetia

(illegitimate) Nephew: Nikolas Buckzo-Mayday

Sister-in-law: Royce Sinclair

Niece: Marianne “Mare” Buckzo

Nephew: Sylas Sinclair Buckzo

RP (Blitzika):

Blitz x Verosika = Blitzika (prior breakup)

Status: Discontinued

Mother-in-law: Veruska Mayday (OC)

Father-in-law: King Asmodeus

Sister-in-law: Verosika Mayday

Nephew: Astaroth Mayday

Niece: Tilla Mayday (Jr)

Niece: Evika Mayday

Aunt-in-law: Carmen Lovelace

Cousin-in-law: Mirabel Lovelace

Cousin-in-law: Chloe Lovelace

Other:

(illegitimate) Nephew: Avani of the Goetia-Buckzo

Niece-in-law: Odessa of the Ars Goetia (AU)

Niece-in-law: Enid Zayl of the Ars Goetia

Brother-in-law: Lunar of the Ars Goetia

(adoptive) Nephew: Nero Elderitch

Sister-in-law: Calitzzo of the Ars Goetia

Brother-in-law: Deko of the Ars Goetia

Nephew-in-law: Jack of the Ars Goetia

Great-nephew: James of the Ars Goetia

Great-niece: Rose of the Ars Goetia

_____________________________________

Enemies:

• Employees of I.M.P

* Blitz Buckzo (one sided; former coworker)

* Moxxie Knolastname

Others:

• Counsellor Jimmy (drug supplier; deceased)

• Verosika Mayday (acquainted)

• Fizzarolli (former coworker)

_____________________________________

Abilities:

Natural:

• Human disguise

* Disguise - In "Unhappy Campers" she uses a special wrist watch containing an Asmodean Crystal to take on a convincing human appearance to disguise herself in the living world.

• Prehensile tail

* She is able to use her tail to grab and throw things, as shown when she did this while fighting Moxxie to try prevent him from killing Jimmy in "Unhappy Campers".

• Endurance (TBA)

• Charisma (TBA)

Skillset:

• Combat prowess

* She is very handy in hand-to-hand combat, as she was able to throw Moxxie with her tail easily. She takes on aggressive actions more as she was able to fend off Moxxie and Blitz by herself.

• Acrobatics (TBA)

• Improv (TBA)

• Stealth (TBA)

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Appearance & personality:

Being Blitz's twin sister, she has a striking resemblance to him. Barbie is a slim, red Imp with large curled horns, red eyes with yellow sclera, sharp teeth and black, claw-like fingers. Like the rest of her family, she has a heart-shaped skull marking on her forehead.

Across her black skin are white stripes, some forming crosses on her forearms as well as one crossing out the marking on her forehead. She wears a white and dark red, short striped dress with black, knee-high boots.

As of "Unhappy Campers", she also wears a sleeveless jacket and a wrist watch, which contains a Asmodean Crystal inside the orb allowing her to shapeshift into a human disguise.

Young:

As a child, she lacked the white markings on her arms and forehead she has as an adult. At the time, she also lacked the black markings on the tips of her fingers.

Human form:

When using the power of the Asmodean Crystal, Barbie takes the form of a tan-skinned human woman with dark brown hair in two pig-tails. While she retains her white markings and clothing, her eyes irises change to purple and her sclera to white.

How would you describe Barbie Wire’s personality?

• Manipulative (towards humans)

• Hostile >>> towards Blitz

• Easily triggered

• Demanding

• Narcissistic

• Arrogant

• Cunning

• Selfish

• Rude

#barbie wire #jinhee joung #lesbian

[charliefics]

~ dose moderada de fanservice de sollux

~ os meus posts normais não pegam nada, tive que me mudar pro porão do meu amigo e escrever pra ele. (disclaimers: o trabalho a seguir não segue fielmente a obra original, e não deve ser tratado como tal. não vem me encher o saco. a trama é: reader humano/sollux, platônico ou romântico dependendo do seu humor, reader usa pronomes masculinos)

Virou costumeiro você ficar de bobeira, pensando em nada e relaxando profissionalmente. Essa vida de N.E.E.T. seria torturadora, se não fosse pelo seu melhor amigo. De alguma forma milagrosa, esse filho da puta desinteressante á primeira vista consegue encher os seus dias de entretenimento. De certa forma, ele mudou a sua definição de amizade. Você perdeu a conta das horas que você passou com ele fazendo porra nenhuma, passando o dedo na tela do seu celular pra ver o conteúdo rápido que fudeu com a sua habilidade de ver um filme sem pegar o celular, mesmo que seja só pra encarar a tela. E pelo visto, ele também compartilha desse sentimento. Vocês passam manhãs acordados, na presença um do outro enquanto vocês fazem o que sabem de melhor: praticar o hobby questionável que é ser gamer. As conversas que vocês costumam ter são relativamente curtas, a não ser que vocês estejam jogando juntos (É essencial se comunicar nessas situações). Fora disso, as suas conversas não fogem muito de um padrão.

Sollux: você não vaii lavar a louça? tá fiicando tarde.

Reader: Hoje é o seu dia, não é?

Sollux: meu diia foii ontem.

Reader: Não fode, eu lavei a louça ontem, é a sua vez hoje!

Sollux: vaii 2e fuder, hoje é o 2eu diia.

As vezes ele pode ser um pouco cabeça dura, mas você pode dizer com convicção ele é a melhor pessoa que você conheceu na sua vida. Você vive se perguntando como que um garoto desses foi se tornar uma pessoa que você vê todo o santo dia sem se enjoar. Mas se tem algo que você sempre espera ansiosamente, é o X1 semanal que vocês tem, toda semana em um novo jogo. Essa semana vocês vão jogar um MMORPG aleatório que vocês acharam. Ele escolheu um druida, e você escolheu uma cópia do Jackie Chan da deep web.

Reader: Agora você vai ver o verdadeiro poder das artes marciais, sedentário fudido!

Sollux: até parece, iidiiota, você vai comer a2 2ua2 palavra2, pivete.

Reader: Vem tranquilo, vem tranquilo,

A sua batalha começa. Você está umas dezenas de derrotas atrás dele. Ele tem 124 brilhantes vitórias, e você tem 102 um pouco menos brilhantes vitórias. Jogar contra ele te dá um ecstasy do caralho. Você poderia passar o resto da sua vida jogando com ele, mas infelizmente ele precisa trabalhar (pelo menos ele trabalha de home office). As vezes você se pergunta se ele gosta da sua companhia como você gosta da dele. Vocês não são do tipo que comunica os seus sentimentos, então ler as emoções um do outro sempre dá uma margem de erro, e as vezes você tem medo de achar que ele gosta de você de uma forma que não é verdade. As vezes você se pergunta se ele poderia te substituir com qualquer outra pessoa. Ele sempre foi uma pessoa distante, sem muitas emoções. Mas você já se apegou a essa realidade. Será que-

Sollux: eii, você tá bem? tá parado no meiio da arena.

Puta que pariu, você vai perder! Com muita dificuldade, você tenta recuperar a perda que os seus pensamentos repentinos causaram, sem sucesso. Outra vitória para o gamer de óculos 3d. Você sempre se perguntou se ele poderia ver dentro das telas com esses óculos.

Sollux: cara, eu 2eii que eu 2ou bom pra caralho, ma2 você parece que tá com a cabeça em outro lugar.

Reader: Não é nada, é que eu me distrai com o tanquinho do Jackie Chan da deep web.

Sollux: mano, e22e modelo 3d é feiio pra dedéu. para de viiajar.

Ah, é verdade. As vezes você se esquece que foi ele quem perguntou se você queria morar com ele. Você sabe reconhecer um sorriso genuíno. Insegurança é uma fadinha pequena do capeta que não vale nada. Você promete ao Sollux que vai ganhar da próxima vez, enquanto você sorri igual um bobão.

#sollux x reader #homestuck #sollux #homestuck br #drabble

[tainteddoorknob]

one day i will become you oh n.e.e.t. squad

[d3b1l47]

давненько так мангой не зачитывался.

4 часа подряд в одном положении пролежал 0_0

еще и о своих очень важных делах забыл, я хотел поиграть в kenshi.

интересная у меня жизнь

сегодня иду в центр занятости, перестану быть n.e.e.t. ((((

[whore-grimoire]

girls who are perverts not in a hot nympho way but in a creepy degenerate n.e.e.t. femcel loner way <3

#hello fellow adult virgins #i see you and i love you #lol #vent #yanderecore #i'm a creep i'm a weirdo #weirdcore

[autumnalwalker]

A Dream About A Board Game

I am playing a board game with one of my brothers and a friend of his. He tells me that it’s a modern adaptation of a very old game I’ve never heard of with some additional rules and a sci-fi aesthetic. The fiction of the game is that each player is a participant in a race of some sort.

The first step of play is for each player to pick a character card for their racer and two additional cards representing the racer’s job or talent. The art on the racer card my brother chooses depicts a hovering boat captain’s hat with a pair of robotic hands beneath it and no further body. My chosen card depicts a pink shark holding a plushie with its fins. The rest of the racer options are similarly whimsical. Each of the racer cards has a colored border. Half of the job/talent cards have colored borders and half do not. Players can only choose a job/talent card with a colored border if it matches the border on their racer card. As this is my first time playing, I go with the job card whose art seems to indicate that it’s the default recommended option for my character. It depicts the pink shark lounging in a bubble bath and is titled “N.E.E.T.”

There are additional decks for action cards that are drawn from during play. Normally which deck you are allowed to draw actions from is also limited by the border color on your racer, but the ability of my racer allows me to draw from any deck. The tradeoff is that I can only draw five cards instead of seven.

#my writing #writeblr #my dreams #dreams #dreamposting #writers on tumblr

[yaoi-ifier]

u stinky

Well, I am a N.E.E.T, it's part of the brand.

[thecanadianweeb]

why do we have to do our fucking exams in the middle of a wildfire??

like we’re gonna die of smoke inhalation or even just life in general.

maybe i should just drop out of high school next year and become a N.E.E.T.

really wanted to become a sexologist and an actress. :(

#:( sigh #wildfire season #smoke inhalation #i want to diiiiie #i hate exams #whyyyy #exam season #just set the school on fire already #i’m also incredibly burnt out #autistic burnout #so much has happened this week #not so good pride month folks #tw fire

[law-of-cycles-friends]

Hanzo is the lonely seclusive dark- humored and Anti-social N.E.E.T. While Sayaka is his social friendly nice approachable and light humored girlfriend

#pmmm #puella magi madoka magica #pmmm Sayaka #Sayaka Miki #pmmm oc #pmmm Hanzo #Hanzo Akiyama #Hanzo x Sayaka #hanyaka #oc x canon #yumejoshi