Vaggie's life is wild. Girl went from a heavenly supersoldier to sleeping in the same bed as her gf before marriage in three years. She VAULTED those trauma hurdles.
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lotr is funnier if you just think about all unwed elves being the biggest virgins in all of middle earth
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The wytch be a tenn owt of tenn but hath blowne up an entyre vilage.
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My 7 y/o Daughter: What does your shirt say?
Me: Can you read it?
7: …Astarion! (Gasps) THE HANDSOME VAMPIRE?!
Me: Yep!
7: You know what this means!!! When I grow up… you have to give me that shirt!!!
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Ahhh Miso i'm so sorry! My tumblr messages went a bit wild so I've just seen this! Please see below for more Pieces fun :D
The pair made their way to the training room, the open space was cast in shadow until the sensors detected their presence and triggered the lights to roll on. In the centre of the hanger was a blue mat, which Issa stepped onto gently. The plastic covering was cool beneath her feet as she stretched her arms above her head, sighing contently as some of the bones in her back popped. Kriff, I’ve been sitting down for too long. Across from her, Wolffe shook his limbs out and rolled back and forth on the balls of his feet.
“What sort of spar did you have in mind?” He questioned as he pulled an arm behind his back, stretching the republic cog in the middle of his shirt even further across his broad chest.
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The BEST thing Live Action ATLA has done is make Zuko keep a diary. Like that is far too in-character. You know it is filled with the most angsty reflections ever, there are tear stains and burn marks on the pages, like "I am losing my sense of humanity" with glitter pen levels. He saw a turtleduck once and it was effervescent. There are flowers pressed in there, terrible awful poetry.
The most important part is he does not call it his diary, it is his super cool war journal that is NOT about feelings it is (supposedly) about the war, the Avatar and his bending progression.
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the older and weirder i get the more i'm beginning to realize that i was actually a very cool kid who had no shame or fear until i was taught that i'd be punished for it and everything since then has been a slow uphill battle to get that part of myself back
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God I loved protective Sklonda this episode
I mean this woman likely watched her son livestream his own death a couple months ago. And at around that same time learned that the reason her husband is dead was because his friend got him murdered
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tfw a creature attaches herself to your dying crewmate
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Marcille must have been an insanely popular teaching assistant at the academy
Like sure she's strict
But she's also not at all hesitant to praise you when you DO get it right. Can you imagine being a gay preteen at the All Girls Magical Academy and getting blasted with this smile???
She probably had half the school crushing on her. If they have an in-universe equivalent to valentine's day, her desk would just be piled high like a fucking mountain
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jamie lee curtis winning best supporting actress over stephanie hsu for a movie that centered an asian american family and explored familiar ties through that specific lens... ohhh oscars committee when I get my hands on you
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@yamujiburo
MrMime: she shouldn't be surprised, team rocket was known for crimes of all times.
Pikachu: such as?
MrMime: well there's the illegal slowpoke snacks, illegal digging with pokemons, selling tropius bananas instead of bananas..
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