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Okay, lesson learned, DONT watch a documentary for one of your favorite games on your period because it WILL make you cry, oh my God
I need a minute.... son of a bitch man...
#Hhhhnnngghhhh ohhhhh#Oooh the yearning#The YEARNING#Idk what this feeling I get whenever I watch this is but it fills me with so much emotions I just-#Start bawling my eyes out 😭#“Look guys we managed to get the Raz model working”#*me through violent tears*#“Hell yes you guys did!! Good job!! Good fucking job...”#Ughgjhhhhsgaahagah#I want to be part of something like that....#Ffffuck mannnnn#Oooooohhhh I crave the cyclenuts#I need the goobers...#Come back...#GHK- COME BAAAAAACKKKKKKK#PLEAAAASEEEE#Oh same goes for the trailers too btw#Ugh I need something to look forward to in my life-#I want to feel hype for somethinggggg#doodles rants#psychonauts#psychonauts 2
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hellooo! i hope all is well! May i please request Headcannons with Rindou, shinichiro, and izana where their darling gifts them something they made but once they accept the gift the darling immediately changes their mind and think the gift isn’t good enough for them? please and thank you! (Feel free to ignore this request if you don’t want to write it!)
OOOOOOHHHH MEEEEE
TW: YANDERE BEHAVIOR, MINORS DNI,
Yandere!Rindou Haitani
Oh how he loves his cute handsy girlfriend. When you told him you like to sew and embroider things he immediately made a request for something.
It was weeks before you actually handed him the handkerchief with his birth month flowers and yours so wonderfully and delicately intertwined, leaves and vines wrapping around his initials.
He thought you had forgotten with how long had passed since he made his request but seeing you now nervously twiddling your hands while he held the tiny cloth in hand made his heart swell.
"A-actually I don't think my stitches are tight enough! Give that back!" "Wha-No! Fuck off, its mine forever!"
Cold day in hell before he ever lets you or anyone else try to take this from him. He always has it in his pocket wherever he goes~
Yandere!Shinichiro Sano
The moment you handed him the scarf it became his favorite thing in the world. His favorite colors, and the stitch was so intricate and pretty he couldn't stop his fingers from tracing over the lines.
You paid such attention to detail, you had waited for the perfect moment when the weather had just started to get colder, he loved that thoughtfulness about you.
"O-on second thought, lemme take a look at it my edges look horrible!" "Wait-No! Don't take away my scarf baby!"
Will wear it every day even when it's not cold, only time he takes it off is when he thinks he's going to get into a fight. He won't risk your beautiful work getting ruined.
Everyone makes fun of him, but he wears it with pride. "It's like Y/n is here with me now! Wrapping me up in all her love. You guys are just jealous!"
Yandere!Izana Kurokawa
He was caught off guard whenever he caught you playing with his hand. He noticed despite you trying to be casual about it, but he never said anything.
When you hand him the bracelet you made for him is when he realizes you were trying to take his measurements, and honestly the thought that you were thinking and planning so far ahead for him made him blush.
But then you start reaching for the piece of jewelry back. "Y-you don't have to wear it. Actually, just give it back-!" He snatches it away from you and slips it on his forearm quickly.
"I mean... I'm not usually a big accessories guy. But seeing as how you went through the trouble..."
Tells you to make yourself a matching one.
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"Law accidentally Shumbles him and Luffy (how did that even happened?)"
Law(Luffy): Wow! I'm so tall! And cool! "Touches the beard" Wow! So that's how the beard really feels??? So itchy!.. "Looks at hands" Oooooohhhh! The real tattoos! I thought you feel the ink inside all the time, but no! That's cool! "Touching himself everywhere" I'm so hairy, hehe!
Luffy(Law): "Stands completely still to comprehend the situation he's in, but it's just looks like he's so fucking horrified" .....
Luffy(Law): "Carefully looks at his fingers and moves them a little" (Okay.... Be calm, Law.... Everything is going to be ok... No need to panic.... You can fix it... Deep breaths.... No need for panic attacks or stressing the fuck out)
Luffy(Law): Luffy-ya.
Law(Luffy): "Looks at him with the most dumbest smile you could imagine" Yes?
Luffy(Law): ... Don't. Fucking look at me like that, when you're in my body.
Law(Luffy): Oh. Yes! Of course! Hold up! Let me prepare my best Traffy expression!
Luffy(Law): Luffy-ya. No. Don't you fucking dare.
Law(Luffy): Ghm-ghm! "With the voice much deeper than Law's voice" Straw Hat-ya, let's make un alliance. I'm Traffy. I have a big sword. I hate bread and I love my crewmate Bepo and Straw Hat-ya!
Luffy(Law): "Disgusted" STOP.
Law(Luffy): "Continues to make a Law expression" Don't worry! I'm a doctor! Room! "Accidentally activated the Room" Wow!
Luffy(Law): BE CAREFUL, IDIOT! Don't cause any mayhem with my body! And DO NOT hurt it! Change us back! Quick!
Law(Luffy): .... "Smiles mischievously"
Luffy(Law): Luffy-ya. Don't you fucking dare.
Law(Luffy): Alright, how did you do that?... Oh yeah! Room! "Teleports"
Luffy(Law): "Stands here completely shocked"
Their crew's stands completely shocked:
Nami: Ok..... We have... Widely smiling Law. And annoyed as hell Luffy.
Sanji: And real Luffy just stole... Kidnapped Trafalgar's body with its whole Ope-Ope arsenal.
Robin: And won't stop probably for a while.
Zoro: Wow, Luffy in Law's body. This is a world scale catastrophe
Penguin: Dammit! Why are you standing here!? We need to find Law's body and make Straw-Hat change them back! Oi, Bepo! You're the first mate, do something!
Bepo: .... "Blushed" Captain loves me
Penguin and Shachi: YOU'RE AN IDIOT!!
Meanwhile Luffy(Law): AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
"Continue to be?..."
#one piece#monkey d. luffy#trafalgar law#lawlu#vinsmoke sanji#niko robin#roronoa zoro#nami#penguin one piece#shachi#bepo one piece
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Curse Of A Leather Jacket
Jensen Ackles is on the cusp of something so iconic that he has no idea what is about to happen to him and just am the creator of a brand new clothing brand.I sent him a giant package free of charge to Jensen Ackles landing on his door step and pound the front door as he opens it up arm looks around.
He shrugs his shoulders picking it up as he is leading it back in to his home and places it on the wooden table cutting it open to see this item.The box broken in to reveal an attractive blue and shiny moto leather jacket with a lengthy long letter explaining the situation to him with a caption.
He picks it up slit to the letter to see a letter with golden and bold written letters for him to read and invisible ink to keep it private from any prying eyes.Apparently! He is choosing Jensen to wear his newly exclusive leather jacket for free in an exchange for a promotion and Jensen is all smiles.
He swings the leather jacket to the side shift of air hits the box sending in to the ground it makes impact with Jensen but he kicks it away.He stops in front of the mirror checking his new clothing item, he smirks so brightly slow action and the sleeves ride up till he reaches to his shoulders.
Same to the other side as it settles on to his shoulders carefully wrapping on to his mass muscle body and he has no idea that I can see him through his mirror.The back of the jacket touches his skin soft in its touch, unexpectedly a thin needle pops from within in to his skin and sending a spin tingling jolt.
A current of energy phases from the device into him transferring his item in to him it is amazing and though Jensens mind attempt to fight it.His eyes go dull and like a blank empty full he switches off completely and his mind fell to the back of his brain and something new took over.
“Oooooohhhh! Finally!”
“Fuck yeah! You are hot Jensen”
“Thanks for the purchase”
“Where am I?”
“In the mirror man”
“Don’t get smart”
“Give me my body back”
“Fuck that! You can have my body “
“You work remember anyway “
“You don’t comprehend this well”
“You took the deal “
“Signed the paper work “
“You see this is an exchange “
“I get to sponsor them “
“My reward is a new body “
“Bastard”
“Who are you anyway? I am Jensen Ackles”
“No! I am Jensen Ackles! I am Je…Oh My God You Are Jensen Ackles”
“Mwahahahahaha! I am! “
“It is very nice to meet you “
“Get the fuck out”
“Mwahahahahaha “
“I love this life “
“Time start over “
“I hate this outfit”
“Let me remove this shit”
“What do you have?”
“You have a nice collection “
“This shirt and jeans will do”
“Look so much better “
“GOD!”
“Damn”
“I am HOT”
“Hell yyyeeesss!”
“This ass is tight”
“I am going to party tonight
The end
#jensen ackles#male body possession#hypnosis#mind control#hypno slave#hypno submission#reprogramming#mind control slaves#haunted#possessed jacket#cursed
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boo seungkwa marriage of convenience
oooooohhhh interesting!!! this isn't an au i think about a lot so i think it'll be hard for me to narrow down what i'd most likely write haha
....i actually sat here for a solid 10 minutes thinking about what i would write for this KSDJFLKSJ (putting it under a readmore bc i ended up writing down 3 different ideas lol)
because a part of me wants to do something along the lines of a classic regency au, marrying for political reasons and learning how to navigate their relationship while essentially being total strangers that were shoved into being business partners who are also married now i guess. they have their individual kingdoms to think about so there would be a lot of emotional angst&hurt/comfort around the concept of "are you showing me the real you right now, or is this the you that you think I need to see in order to keep this marriage together" kind of thing (would have a happy ending where they do actually get to know each other and blah blah blah happily ever after)
and another part of me wants to do something Angsty like having reader agree to marry Seungkwan bc he needs a visa and you guys have been friends for forever, so of course you'd do this for him, except you forget to mention the fact that you've been in love with him for years now and the wedding and honeymoon is a whole new level of torture for you bc you know he doesn't actually love you like that, he really does see you as his best friend and nothing more (and for the ANGSTY angst, you also get to watch as seungkwan falls in love with someone else) ((maybe this would end there, maybe this would actually end up being polyfic with a happy ending who knows??? certainly not me))
and then there's also a part of me that wants fucking Nonsense. like, the group is in Vegas for their annual get-together (since they've spread all over by this point) and Shenanigans ensue and for some reason or another (maybe to win a bet?? to try and win some kind of scavenger hunt??? idk) reader and Seungkwan decide the best way to solve their problems would be to just. Get Married. so they do, and they rub their winnings in everyone's faces ('did you guys literally get married just so you could win a game' 'sorry, i don't talk to losers' *reader and sk high five*) and afterwards they just... stay married. at first just because they think it's funny and then because getting a divorce would be too much effort and also the tax benefits??? hell yeah they're staying married. and then after that it would turn into a f2l where they both actually fall in love and then want to get married For Real ("YOU GUYS HAVE BEEN MARRIED FOR THE PAST TWO YEARS WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN" "that was to win a game, this is to win seungkwan's HEART" "babe..." "i literally can't stand you two holy shit") and they end up just doing a little ceremony in someone's backyard, you know. for convenience :)
[send me a person and a trope/au and i'll tell you what kind of plot i'd write for them]
#savv answers#ask game#savv writes#this kind of went all over the place oops sldjfksdlj#hope u still enjoy tho!!!
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V9E10 THOUGHTS
SPOILERS AHEAD
NO SERIOUSLY TURN AWAY NOW IF YOU HAVENT WATCHED THE EPISODE YET
1. ooooooohhh I like that art!
2. I better see many a cosplays of summer. like her design is SO GOOD
3. “I love you, just the way you are. Always” wait…. is this the night she left?
4. TAI!! HI BURNIE!!!
5. “I’ll be back soon” “I know” yup. yup it is here come to f e e l s
6. RAVEN? WHAT ARE YOU TWO PLANNING? WHERE ARE THEY GOING?
7. OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG HE’S SWITCHING BETWEEN THE TWO JAUNES
8. Alyx……
9. Ooooooo nice transition!
10. “It’s not. But that’s not the case for neo. “ OOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAA
11. OOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAA SUPERCAT
12. “What if I choose me?” “Then maybe that girl is enough”
13. THE RED LIKE ROSES MOTIF!!!!
14. ANOTHER RED LIKE ROSES?? OMG THE RETURN OF A CLASSIC ICONIC RWBY SONG
15. YESSSSS RUBY THIS IS SUCH A MOMEEEENTTT
16. OMG THIS SONG IS FUCKING FIRE!!! SOUNDTRACK WHEN????
17. OMG OUR GIRLS ARE BACK!! RETURN OF THE BROAD SQUAD LETS GOOOOOOOO
18. “No. You’re wrong.” “She’s never been any of those things.” “That’s why we follow her.” EUSHDBFUWA IM GOOD IM GOOD
19. Bye cat!!!
20. THE HUGGGGG!!! The VERY NEEDED HUG OMG
21. NEO. NEO. What are you doing
22. “She’ll find herself. One way or another.” ooooooOOOOO SHES GOING TO THE TREE
23 Tree Neo? Tree Neo. OMG THE LEAVES MAKE UP HER PARASOL
24. “When I was in the tree, I never saw little.” THIS CANT BE WHAT I THINK IT MEANS
25. OMG SOMEWHAT!!!! ADDING A SECOND CHARACTER THE BLAKE EAR ANIMATION SEROTONIN COMPILATION
26. “You do feel familiar, like a happy dream I can’t remember” “I’m so glad we got to meet you” AWWWWWWOMGGGGGGGGGGG
27. “It will be alright, huntress” ok IM SCREAMING OMGG
28. Somewhat and Juniper = THE MOST WHOLESOME DUO
29. Alright, I think they’re going home
30. OOOOOOHHHH Tree backstory! Those brothers, man.
31. “One small kindness, one small moment let to such a marvelous transformation. “ The whole scene is so good Omg
32. YOUNGER JAUNE’S BACK!!!!!!!!! I like the steaks of white ish gray left over!
33. THEYRE IN VACUO!!!! OMG THE SCORE BEHIND THIS SCENE OMGG!!
34. Oooh an end credits song!
Alright, that’s it. I can’t believe that’s it. Volume 9 is over. It’s been a hell of a ride. From meeting unforgettable characters to the bees finally buzzing, this volume has been a delight. From all kinds of moments, the good, the bad, the cathartic, the tear jerking, the relief, the comedic, and lots and lots of feels, we endured through it all. We grew along with these characters in what’d that are personal to each and all of us.
Thank you Volume 9.
Volume 10, we’re coming for you
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Batting A Thousand
Part 1
The Governor of the state inauguration is at the very eve of conception when he invites me over.
The limo came from me leaving me at the end of the drive way he greets me by the gate.
We sneak in his lips kissing me so sweetly it is funny enough he use to be an arrogant blow hard.
You see two weeks ago after years of cruel words, assumptions and attacks I was at my boiling point.
It’s not my fault he pretended to like me and was recording me the whole time
He plans to blackmail with it in order to keep me with him as long as he wants.
My skin is boiling in a rage I hit him on the head with a candle stick.
He goes tumbling down the staircase I race scared out of my life.
I check him out with my finger to no neck in heat, I drag him to the bed happily subject him to my programming.
“Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead”
“Wwwwhhhhhaaattttt uuuuuugggghhhhh”
“Sorry you phony excuse of a hero”
“Do you understand what I have done?”
“Broken, fix and freed me forever”
“Why did I do that?”
“I was without question horrible to you”
“I need to learn a lesson”
“This is punishment”
Part 2
I click my fingers waking him up as I pick up a candle light and place it on the table near him.
“What the fuck dad?”
“Punch him and knock him out”
“My son”
I ponder a bit father governor and the son is the mayor of the city.
I giggle with anticipation placing his son on the couch and lite the candle again.
“Inhale the scent as it dives in to his nose and fill his lungs.”
“No….aaaaahhhhh”
“Good boi”
“God!”
“My god”
“You tried to”
“I know “
“Blackmail you”
“I was a arse”
He falls to his knees wrapping his arms on to my waist and he leans.
“Your lips are sweet”
“Taste like cherry”
Part 3
“My other son Tyler is upstairs”
“Bring him down nice and easy”
“He is a senator”
“Yes Master”
“As you wish Master”
“Who the hell is? Why did you call me?”
“What’s that smell? It’s so awful”
“I am about to faint”
“Ffffuuuucccckkkk”
“Deeply embrace it all”
“I love you”
“You love me”
“Be at my will”
“Be better then most”
“Love me completely”
“You own me forever “
“I am your life”
“Be all and end all”
Part 4 - 5
“Do you have any more kids?”
“Two collage aged ones”
“They are hot”
“All yours “
“When will they be back”
“They arrive tomorrow”
“I love all three of you”
“It took a long way around to get here”
“It it is worth everything “
“My sons are here”
“Go upstairs”
“Yes sir”
“Who the fuck”
“Sssssshhhhhh”
“Inhale”
“Oooooohhhh”
“You belong to me”
“Yyyyyyyeeeeessss”
The end
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ITS THURSDAY MOTHERFUCKERS!!!! The Hellions are about to either succeed wildly or perish beyond belief and I. Cannot. Wait. To see what happens tonight. The Ashton and Laudna conversation was so interesting the two characters that seem the most broken wanting only the best for their closest person really fucked me up. Not to mention the Kiki reappearance via Matt, I love her so much literally what the fuck why is she just such a fantastic character, only the best for her she deserves to thrive. I can just taste the Orym breakdown soon, like his constant asking the group the plan on a wide scale and getting the first six steps is like oooooohhhh he’s going to break eventually >:).
Anyway here is the tags if you want to come join in on my shenanigans ;p
#critical role #cr c3 #cr spoilers #campaign three #bell’s hells #cr3 spoilers #cr3 e33
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Does Heathers count for the series meme 🥺? (I was also going to ask about Mean Girls but I see someone already did lol)
Sure Heathers counts! Although I have not & will not see the TV show
Favorite character
JD :)
Second favorite character
Veronica!
Least favorite character
...None tbh because every single character is necessary & important to the movie/musical
The character I’m most like
Uhhh....I hope none of them xD But like. Flemming?
Favorite pairing
Shocking to no one who follows me it's JD/Veronica <3 My absolute beloved chaotic murder icons <3 Their love is GOD <3 They WORSHIP each other. They KILL for each other. Hello?? they aren't just the best pairing in the movie/musical, they are possibly the best pairing ever of all time. okay I'm calm. moving on.
Least favorite pairing
I really don't have one, every pairing I can think of in Heathers is good. endless messed up sapphic ships & JD/Veronica. Oh wait - I just remembered some people ship Kurt & Ram with each other & or other characters. Any pairing involving them is the worst lol sorry
Favorite moment
OOOOOOHHHH this is HARDDD....Okay okay ugh so many. "fuck me gently with a chainsaw" is up there. But also "our love is God, let's go get a slushie." & also "dear diary, my teenage angst bullshit now has a body count" & "if you were happy every day of your life, you wouldn't be human, you'd be a game show host" & "are we going to prom, or to hell?" & SO MANY others. ugh there are SO many. I gotta go with the moment referenced in my header. Veronica trying to convince JD not to blow up the school is one of my favorite scenes in any piece of media ever both in the movie & the musical, but especially in the musical
Rating out of 10
1000000000000000000000000. Pretend the zeroes go on forever. I love Heathers so much <3
Thank you for the ask 💖💖💖
#heathers#jdronica#asks#anon#answered#ask memes#heathers anon#that u buddy?? if it's not sorry for the tag hehe
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Hi!
How about a overstuffed nauseous bakugo unable to burp until someone gives him a deep belly massage but ends up puking (if emeto is okay)!
Warning: contains bloating burps emeto indigestion tummy play vomiting
"Unnnngh...ffffuuuuck..." Katsuki growled groggily. He was on the couch huffing and panting while his hands aggressively ran across the sides of his bulging belly. The hotheaded blond teenager had just eaten enough to feed half a dozen people leaving his tummy so bloated and round it lifted his black shirt up. His glutted stomach was fully exposed and squeezing down heavily against his pants. It churned so noisily that Katsuki's stomach sounded like it was full of dangerous chemicals all boiling aggressively.
Himari had just entered their dorm and immediately saw her boyfriend slumped on the couch in such strain. She felt a mix of concern and deep arousal at the sight of his belly. "Jeez what did you eat??" Himari asked when she sat down next to him.
"Mrruuugh...too fuckin' much that's what," Katsuki groaned. His fingers really wrapped themselves tightly around his lower tummy trying to squeeze into it as best as he could. He had mouth open expectingly and sounded like he was gagging slightly. "Ungh fuck..." he sneered and patted the side of his belly firmly a few times. "Fuckin' fuck! God I got this huge fuckin' burp in me but it won't fuckin' come out..."
Himari wished she could've attributed the excessive profanity to Katsuki's tummyache but she'd just be fooling herself.
"Here let me help," she insisted and put his hands aside then placed them with her own. Himari's far more delicate hands were planted against the sides of Katsuki's swollen belly. His skin was so warm and hard to the touch. She couldn't even sway his stomach one way or the other. So she leaned into Katsuki and pushed her hands firmly into his belly.
She dug both her palms and her fingertips as firmly into that tight skin as she could get. His stomach bubbled ominously and really forcefully. But she pushed and prodded Katsuki's belly with a deep massage. Eventually Himari's efforts were rewarded in the form of Katsuki throwing his head back and burping so hard that she could feel every inch of her body vibrate from the power of the gas Katsuki just let out.
Katsuki was left groaning heavily. "OOoooohhh fuck...aaahhh..."
"Good boy," Himari teased patting his belly playfully. She loved the way his bulging stomach felt and the sounds it made almost as much as she loved those raucous burps Katsuki could let rip.
"I ain't a fuckin' doOooOoOOOOOooOg!!!" Katsuki interrupted himself with a rumbling burp that gave way almost immediately to another sharper burp.
He huffed again while Himari kept firmly kneading Katsuki's belly. She was massaging deeply into his belly as firmly as she could to get the gas rushing out. Her hands pushed and ground into his sides until she squeezed a very tense part of his belly. This made Katsuki's throat gurgle wetly. He lurched forward and gave a wet slimy burp but it was one that ended in his throat lurching violently. Midway into his burp Katsuki gagged wetly and grossly.
Instantly he covered his mouth and went green. "Oh fuck~" Katsuki barely managed to speak up. He rushed up from the couch and sprinted as fast as he could to the bathroom. Himari looked on with surprise and concern which was only made worse when she heard Katsuki spew violently into the toilet bowl. She cringed when she heard a stream of bile spewing out from Katsuki's mouth and splashing into the water followed by a groan and a flush.
"Unnnngh...oooooohhhh god..." Katsuki groaned breathlessly drooling heavily as his mouth hung open.
"Sorry I didn't realize I was squeezing that hard," Himari said when she headed into the bathroom and rubbed Katsuki's back. He apparently thought ahead and sprayed the hell out of the bathroom with air freshener after that. She continued rubbing his back while he panted in an exhausted way.
"Fuck off..." he groaned. "I ate too fuckin' much...that was on me..."
Katsuki looked miserable because he knew it wasn't finished.
He gagged into the toilet then gave another really harsh and painful sounding burp. It left Katsuki huffing until he ended up burping again so hard that a stream of vomit spewed out of his gaping mouth and rushed into the toilet bowl. Himari cringed and clenched her eyes but could hear the sickly sounds.
Katsuki must have really overdone it this time...
"That's okay. Get it all out," she said gently and patted his back a few times.
"Gruh...p-push..." Katsuki croaked.
"...Wha-"
"-On my stomach, push..."
Himari frowned in an uncertain grossed out kind of way but she did as Katsuki pleaded. She wrapped her arms around his waist and felt up his bare belly. It was warmer than usual and churning harder than she'd ever felt it churn before. In fact she could even feel it jostling a little from how aggressively it was gurgling. It was a complete mess in there.
She did a countdown to herself and then squeezed Katsuki's belly.
A huge echoing burp blasted out of Katsuki and with it a flood of vomit into the toilet. Katsuki was literally burping his puke up. If Himari were into emeto as much as she were into burping she'd be in heaven right now. Instead she couldn't help but cringe at the grossness.
Eventually it stopped and Katsuki spat out the last of his slimy bile into the toilet before flushing his sick down. He laid down on the floor of the bathroom panting heavily and his tummy stuck out over him looking much smaller than it was given how much of his meal he just puked up.
Himari sprayed more air freshener into the bathroom and tried to help Katsuki but he quickly stopped her and said "Just...lemme lay here fer a sec...ohhh fuck..."
The young lady frowned sympathetically at her boyfriend then crawled onto the floor with him. In a much more gentle fashion she rubbed his still pooched out tummy and tried to settle it down. "Next time you overeat for me try not to make yourself sick please..."
Despite how groggy and miserable Katsuki was he managed a weak but undeniably cocky grin. "Ungh...g-get over yerself...I did that shit...ohhh...'cuz I could..."
Himari stared down at Katsuki and gave his belly a teasing pat. "...Well evidently you couldn't..."
A long burp exited Katsuki's mouth and left him simply groaning in response. He didn't know which was worse; his aching belly or the fact that he couldn't do something for once.
#kink fic#katsuki#himari#oc#bakugo#sick fic#burping#belly kink#tummyache#emeto#nausea#tummy rubs#burp kink#vomiting#stuffing
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Good morning.
Can we get a J- for Obi Wan
M- with Wrecker
And a R- with Rex
Please. I've been a very good girl 😉
Smut Alphabet HCs
*rubs my gremlin hands together*
J: Jealous (“Claiming” a partner)
For Fun, I'm going to do both regular Obi-wan and Sith!Obi-wan for this.
First of all, Obi-wan tries to act like he doesn't have a jealous bone in his body. That is a lie! He absolutely does! Usually he responds with subtle little things to say you're his like calling you over to help him or coming over to see if he can help. He thinks he's slick, but he isn't. Honestly he can get kind of pouty when he's jealous.
He's not going to fuck you roughly, but he's going to be thorough. He's going to do his best so all you can think about is him. He's going to try and make you squirt tbh. And he might leave a hickey in an obvious place but will deny knowing anything about it
Sith!Obi-wan, though. Oh. He knows he's got jealous bones. He'll make sure they know you're his. That includes lots of hickies, staying by your side, pulling you into his lap in public, hell fucking you in front of that person if that's what it takes
M: Morning (Describe morning sex)
Very gentle and slow. I don't think Wrecker's a morning person, so he's going to be uncharacteristically subdued. He makes a point of being gentle since he knows he can hurt you, but he's even more gentle first thing
R: Ruttish (Signs that they’re horny)
Oooooohhhh, I had to think about this
He stares at your lips a lot and gets almost nervous when he gets caught
Lots of lingering touches and excuses to touch you. Also just stands right by you as much as he can
Tbh I feel like he gets either one of two looks on his face. Sometimes he looks at you like you've hung the moon and stars, and it's just... tender adoration. The other is a really intense look that's very much a "I'm fucking you when we get home" look
Sometimes he takes little risks, mostly physically affectionate ones like holding your hand for a second
When he's drunk and horny he's a lot less subtle. Thankfully the others are almost always drunk too so they don't really notice. Like he'll straight up drag you to sit beside him
Also. It's super easy to fluster him with innuendos. Normally it's really hard to but if he's in that mindset already? You can tell he's worried you suddenly became Force sensitive
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The stars at night mature
An : a panama fic
Signs:
"For thoughts"
"Normal talking"
(Author's added thoughts)
Hope you enjoy!
The stars at night
Chopping noise comes from the kitchen. She cuts the fruits one by one in her bath robe with her damp body in it. Water drips from her golden locks onto her robe. Taking a bath after the journey was indeed a good idea.
Her phone rings. The caller id reads joe and her face lights up. She picks it up.
“Hey?!” she says with extra enthusiasm
“Hey hon,” he responds, “good news, maybe today we’re getting off early”
“That’s great! When?!”
“Well.. like at 9?”
“THAT’S YOUR EARLY?!”
“Oh hon, please don’t get angry. It’s tight here.”
“But.. I thought-”
“That we could spend some quality time together? If you’d believe me , I want that too hon. I miss you like hell and now that you’re here it’s harder for my temptation”
“Temptation ha?”
he could hear her smiling “ yes.”
“Tell me more about it..”
“Uh uh not now,” he smirked. “ but also, I was thinking if maggi could join us in dinner?”
“Maggi huh? Are you getting off early or jerking off uh?”
Joe turns completely red like a beetroot (not even a tomato) incase of her remark. Any one would think something was wrong if they saw him like that as if he had a fever and was smiling like crazy.
“You are one bad girl” he replied.
“Oooooohhhh “ she nearly moaned. “Now you’re the one who’s tempting me.”
“Ok so Margaret is coming tonight for dinner, bye. I love you “ he says before hanging up.
“He better be in a hurry, “ she thinks “or he is getting a bad girl for being rude” she smiles and starts cooking again.
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“Hey Taylor, “ he yells .” we’re here”
“Shit!” she whispers. She fell asleep in her robe reading a magazine sitting on the couch.
“Coming. “ she yelled back, going to the room and putting a sundress on.
“This shit is short” she smiles thinking. “ do I look like a slut yet? Wait.. a sundress at night might be weird, the robe was better” she laughs to herself.
Entering the hall she could see margaret qually and joe washing their hands and face. She could not help but look at marget for a while. The girl deffinitely looked stunning with her short skirts and buttoned up white shirt. Joe looked at her with squinted eyes.”yup girl’s defs getting punished tonight.” he thought.
“Uhm” he coughed
“Hey honey” she finally smiled and kissed joe and he returned it , slightly pulling away , refusing to give it all.
“The hell..”
“Honey, covid” he sticks his toungue.making maggi laugh.
“You guys are cute” maggie says, “ well, maybe I’ve said this before” she smiles.
They both blush and joe asks her to come inside the house. Well, mansion.
They sta down in the dinner table and tay went to the kitchen to get the meals.
“I’ll come with ya” joe said. And tay nodded
“So…”
“hmm? “ joe was holding a plate as she put the chickens in it.
“Why did you hang the phone up like that?” he looked at him as if confronting him
“Oh babe, it was a hurry.. “ he said caressing her cheek with one hand. “Did that trigger you?”
“No.. it was kinda rude.. Also.. I wanted to be alone with you today.. I did not get the day, but I thought I’d get the night.”
“Wait, is it cause I got maggi here?”
“No.. but yeah.. Kind of!” she giggled not getting what to say.
“Well it doesn’t seem like you were disturbed though”
“Why?” she raised an eyebrow
“The way you were looking at her blouse was deffinately platonic and respectful” he smirked.
She blushed hard. “Shit , I’m sorry”
“It’s ok.. I also agree she is pretty”
She smiled and took his hand to kiss it. “ you two would be a match not gonna lie.”
“ not better than us” he smiled a toothy one.
“So…” she started. “When am I getting my punishment?”
“patience , bitch “ he whispered in her ears and kissed her cheek.
Most times she would be triggered by him callng her bitch, but his tone did not help. It was like the time he asked her to shut the fuck up in her ears and she could not move. He has that fucking control over her.
“Sorry for the delay madam” he said ironically, putting the dishes on the table.
“It’s ok,” Margaret said. “ wow! It all smells amazing!”
“Thank the cook!” he said proudly.
“Oh it’s nothing” she waved her hand over her face, trying to convince her it was no big deal.
“Oh no seriously! It’s amazing! And it’s soo delicious! Joe was right about this to be honest.”
Taylor blushed. It was nice to have compliments but better to have them from her partner's colleges.
"Thank you"
"Oh no thank you! Like joe is soo right about you being a legend and a great person at the same time!"
"What the hell is wrong with joe!? "She thought.
"I am no legend.."she blushed even harder as if it was possible to do so.
"Oh yeah sure…" Maggie said ironically getting her mouth full.
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"Tonight was good."Joe says after showing Maggie the way out.
"Why did you say I was a legend?!"
Joe looks at Tay for a while like he could not understand the question. Oh, well he actually did not.
"Well.. you are a legend." he said cupping her cheeks and kissing her deeply.
The craving she had since coming to Panama, to see him, to tempt him, to love him ; finally calmed down for a bit as their kiss deepened. She roamed his arms freely just to pull him by his neck as if she wanted him to melt inside her to finally pulling away to breathe.
"But still.. you should not call me a legend."she smiled saying that.
He could not help but laugh. "But you should know, I'm proud of you. Not like I'm some one to be. But I am. And just like what the numbers show you, you should know about me too."
"Fuck, stop being so poetic"
"Well you are the one who is poetic in this room, what the hell is this dress?!" he said kissing her again. "Also, I atually forgot 'bout your punishment." He smirked. And picked her up by her ass.
"Where are you taking me?"she whispered slowly, just to feel herself burning.
"Where does a jailer take a prisoner?" He asked in his deepest and huskiest voice which made her cling to his abs.
He lies her down in their rented house's bed. She reaches for his neck just to find his hair and pulls him into a kiss.
He rejects her plea and lets her go.
"Desperate aren't you?" He smirks.
"You do not fucking know how sexually frustrated I am!" She half screamed.
"Patience bunny." He kissed her.
She started to undo her clothes.
"Uh uh no no" He stopped her . "You've been a bad girl honey.. you do not get to do anything"
"Anything?!" She whimpers
"Umm maybe save nothing for some other day huh?" He put his hand on her back as if he owned her yet it felt comforting. He kissed his cheek and her neck and started to open her straps. Then her chain in the back. Slowly he went behind her and did it with his mouth. She felt a shiver running down her back.
"Is Ita making you learn new moves now?"
"What would you do if she was?" He whispered in her ear and sucked on her ear lobe.
God she felt getting more wet every second.
"The hell" he cursed
"What?"
"Who got you the permission to not wear a bra? And behind my back?!"
"Shit" she realized she did forget that when she was in a hurry"
"Wait, I thought you noticed," she smirked.
He blushed and felt embarrassed. "Well I mostly do…"
"Well only if Maggie wasn't here huh? You like her better?" She said leaning on him.
"I'm sorry" he said clearly feeling quiet guilty.
"Wait, hey! I was not serious."
"Yeah but you should be"
"Why?"
"I mean I'm always doin these shows and well I get you if you get suspicious. Tbh I should not give you space to do so but I did"
"What did you do? Not notice that I'? Not wearing a bra?!"
"Well no.. but… yeah?"
She giggled and smacked him slightly.
"C'mon I'm still getting my punishment right?"
"Nah…" He smiled at her.
She turned herself towards him. He looked pretty. Likewise. But also tired. "What the hell are they making him do?" She thinks. "He looks so burned out."
"You look tired" she kissed his cheek and it was cold.
"I love you" he kissed her.
And her hand kept trying to take him in. She wanted to help it but he looked soo pretty it was more than tempting. It was intoxicating.
She kept roaming his body , trying to get his shirt to open.
But he took a hold of her hands and put them on his face and kissed them.
"Not yet" he says as he got up.
"Wait.." she trued to stop himn before he left .
"Patience" he said. "I am not going to lie when I say I like you like this"
And he left , leaving her only in her underpants.
She whimpered when she sawhim next. He was in his battle suit. Well basically nothing.
He hopped into hte bed
"You could have done that here."
"Nah, I liked the way you saw me and went fully flushed, I wanted that. I needed that" he said in his sweetest but deepest voice.
"Fuck"
"Oh the game has only started" he winked and went on top of her making her lie on her back completely
She could feel the cold as he touched her. Every inch of her was burning and every touch of his hand made her realize it.
He touched her whole body, her neck to the lining of her breasts.
To her waist to her hips. And there were her thighs and he touched the insides of it. She shivered in the thought of what might come next.
He reached her neck and sucked it hard. Prompt to leave a mark. He kept sucking till it went sore.she whimpered but now in pain.
"Honey," he demanded," don't expect me to be soft tonight"
Then he reached for her breasts and kept sucking her neck. After being satisfied with the mark made he got a hold of one of her breasts hard and sucked the other till it made her whimper again. It felt so good that even though she was in a lack of air, she still felt like she was getting closer to coming each second. She whimpered harder, her heaving breasts trying to catch air and for some reason her nipples felt raw. She knew she might come anytime even though it was nearly impossible but nearly was not completely. she raised her hips for friction. Instead she got turned by him.
He intertwined his thigh with hers. Reaching for her neck again.
She raised her hips again, still turned just to meet a pair of hands and sharp pain and shiver through and down her whole body.
"That'swaht a bad girl gets" he smacked her again.
Her panties on her knees got removed by him now.
He kissed cheek ." Did that hurt?" He whispered. She kissed his lips."I need you"" was all she said in response.
He finally put his fingers inside her. As he felt how wet she was, he put two more inside her movingthem hard.
Her moans filled the room once again. He could not help butgo harder due to her condition. She wanted him togo faster and he went. He put his muscular arm around her throat slowly choking her
Her whole body shivered in cold and anticipation. He took a second to bite one of her butt cheeks. He could feel himself not being able to control the desires to shove himself inside her asshole and keep fucking her with his dick and fingers simultaneously. But that was something he needed to keep for later
She tried to hold on to the pillows and scratched them hard untill he stopped moving his fingers in her just to release her from his grasp. Her clit walls felt the coldness of which his lips and tongue bore.
She almost fell asleep with the rythmic and slow way he was eating her outwith his nise slowly thrusting on her skin and his sharp teeth and beard made it feel raw.
She never knew pain could feel this good that she might not want it to sstop. And then she felt her wholes body shake. He put a hand on her back and wrapped the other aroud her to feel her breasts. His teethed gazed on her varginal skin slightly , he could not help but pull her hair just to stop her screams. Her scalp felt sensitive as he pulled or maybe almost massaged them. He could never be rough enough to hurt her. And she knew that and let go of her slowly.
"You are not allowed to come" He demanded his hot breath making her weeker than she was. He came up and turned her around.
He was breathing heavy. Inhaling and exhaling sharp.
His exposed chest certainly were a show. The worts was his throbbing penise and the vains of it. Her body shook at the sight .
"Put yourself on me" she asked.
"What?"
"Put your body all over me. I need you, all of you"
"That's what you need huh?"
She nodded, more like whimpered slightly and shivered hard as his hands reached her breasts and inner thigh.
"You want me?"
She moaned in response.
He put both of his hands on her inner thigh and felt her wetness. Then he spread them wide open eniugh to prepare them for him to enter. He slowly entered himself inside her and inhaled sharp.
He knew he needed her but this much. His cold hard dick felt the warmth of her walls. He could already feel the marvel it will be when her wetness meet his.
"Are you ready?" He said huskly.
She nodded again.
That's all that he needed to go hard inside her, humping her harder and faster in each thrust.
She held onto his back clutching and scratching it in a minute. As if he would give her one to breathe.
He went harder and harder and intertwined his fingers with hers as it started to hurt him.
" this is not for your pleasure but punishment,Be a good girl now ok," he ordered and put her down forcefully,controling every inch of her body. His hips moved faster. He put her hands together and pulled them over her with one hand and another pushed one of her thighs for him to enter her deeper.
She cried out and screamed harder.
"Good girl" he smiled and kissed her neck and kept thrusting her.
"C'mon babe come on!" He whispered. "Good girl, go louder , bunny" and she did. She went louder than ever , she knew someone definitely heard her screaming his name.
"Joe, I-"
"Yes babe, tell me, I'm here" he said , quiet out of breath.
"I want to.. Joe"
" no honey, you can't come." He demande again and again.
"But- ah"
"Please honey be a good girl"
He thrusted hard and hard. Holding her hands again and pushing her tothe bed. Their chest melted together.
His hips moved in a rhythm, hard. "Good girl" he said again.
"Joe , ah please" she kept pleading and moaning.
His penise felt hard and she could feel herself slightly swollen inside. He was sharp inside her , going places she did not even know existed. He was hitting her cervix harder and harder an dshe was afraid of bleeding. But what she needed was to come.
"Joe…"
"I'm right here baby" he said biting her neck and thenhe reached forher nipples again. He bit her chest andthen her breast and at last her nipple hard and she could jot help but release.
She was breathing hard and he kept fucking her through her orgasm.
"Joe please.. I beg you, please come." She squirmed and stretched her neck and he finally came inside her , hot and warm.
He raised himself above her and his head faced the cellinga s he jerked off.
She really wanted to kiss his Adam's apple for some reason. So she tried to reach his neck and held her hand on the way and put it on his neck himself.
"You behaved soo well" he sat next to her and kissed her deeply.
She fell into his chest after releasing herself from the kiss.
"I'm sorry," he apologized," I was harsh"
"It was the best type of harsh I could ever feel"
She kissed him on the cheek. "God you were also as desperate as me"
He blushed " Well I'm human" he smiled. Besides I am fake fucking soo many women these days, you should give me credit for not actually fucking them" he winkes and gets out of the bed.
"I'd kill you" she says. " And I know you'd kill yourself too"
He turned towards her and smiled
"You know me, I love you" he says kissing her. But she refuses.
"Uhhuh, covid exists" she sticked her tongue "also shower first" she says pinching her nose.
He laughs and goes for the clock.
"At midnight?"
She widens her eyes in wonder. "Did we just.. do it.. for an HOUR?!"
He laughed shaking his head. "Also without toys or shit"
"I need to shower anyways."
"Well and I need to too."
"Aren't you tired?"
"Aren't you?" She smirked.
"Seriously, sleep and also keep stuff up for later" he says before entering the shower.
She lays her back on the bed and closes her eyes listening to the sound of water running.
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Thoughts on Rhythm of War:
(Will contain spoilers as these are my thoughts that I wish I could share with people as I'm reading)
Part 1
Navani's POV reminds me of my mom and I love her
Gavilar is a dick holy shit man
Imma need someone to draw that scene from the end of chapter one of it hasn't already been done. You know the one, where Lirin first sees Kaladin in Hearthstone. Yeaaahh
The DID thing with Shallan is gonna be really interesting to read but I'm liking it so far
Chapter 7 header: you can riot and soothe spren inside a gemstone with zinc and brass. Interesting....
Ialai's notebook has names of other planets in the Cosmere. I wonder where that is gonna go 🤔🤔
Pewter and Tin affect spren too, but tin "diminishes nearby attributes", which is interesting 🧐 Pewter increases abilities in allomancy, ergo tin SHOULD increase the senses, so its interesting that it makes them lesser for spren. Hmm...UNLESS it's pulling the feruchemical ability and is storing the attributes? So it has to drain them for a time? Maybe that has something to do with the fabrial that took away Kaladin's powers in chapter 7?? What the fuck is going on Brandon
Hesina and Syl's banter is super cute
Part 2:
I have a working theory that Adolin will become a Stoneward (because I don't remember there being any stonewards mentioned yet) but we shall see
Someone draw Pattern hugging Adolin and Shallan. That was cute lol
Therapist Kaladin is not something I expected to see, but its nice
"Ha ha. Yes, [humans] bite. And break your oaths and murder your spren. Ha ha." Pattern is hilarious
These chapter headings are mentioning the different shards (? I'm assuming) and they mentioned Threnody and Scadrial. Hmm... The mystery deepens 🧐🤔
I have a feeling that the second half of this series is going to be some type of massive crossover, which would be awesome
Also, sinking feeling that the Fused and the singers are going to attack Urithiru while Kaladin & Teft are pretty much the only ones there to protect it. Which is bad because that one Fused is set on fighting and killing only Kaladin 😬
Well, they mentioned a stoneward finally, so maybe that's not Adolin's calling. I still feel like he might become some type of radiant tho, but it would be cool if he just stayed himself
Yo, ashspren look cool as fuck
I really, really, really want Adolin to help Maya return fully
No, you know what? I am CONVINCED that Adolin will become a stoneward (that badass fight scene? Amazing. And stonewards are the most dependable of the orders...hello?!!! Adolin to a T)
AND the only reason he's not yet is because he has bonded with Maya, but she's a deadeye and can't help him advance yet! (I'M CALLING IT NOW! MAKE MY BOY A STONEWARD I'M FUCKIN HYPED)
A summary of my feelings on the invasion at the tower: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!
And Mraize? Capturing Lift?!!! Wtf!!
Part 3:
Finally, a Jasnah POV 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
Wit saying that Sadeas is related to a cow lmaoooo 😂🤣 (I'm trying really hard to not laugh out loud at work)
Wit roasting that asshole highprince and then Jasnah stabbing the highprince in the neck?! Amazing, it will live in my brain rent free with her roasting of Amaram
Kal trapping the Pursuer in that room? Very smart, so proud of my boy
Mraize trying to make a deal with Raboniel...das not good
And giving her Lift, that's super not good
But Venli finally deciding to make progress! That's really good!
Tell me why I'm nervous for the Sibling and the tower when I still have 500 pages left haha
Jasnah changing the air to oil and then lighting it on fire?!!! OooHhOoOOO!! Very cool
The Ghostbloods are not a Rosharan organization?? What the hell is that supposed to mean Wit?!
Oohh Venli making progress with her powers! That was really cool I'm excited for her
OK SO...Kaladin almost died. Brandon. That's my emotional support Windrunner, you cannot kill him 😢😭
But Dalinar knows know that the tower is under seige! So that's good. That's good, right? Oh god I'm so nervous
Oh no Raboniel knew about the Sibling the whole time :(
Part 4
OooOOOHH! WHAT!!! THE RHYTHM OF WAR!!! Mixing the different Lights?! That's so cool This is fun! Let's go, you funky little scientists!!!
yO WHAT THE FUCK /VENLI/ HIRED SZETH TO KILL GAVILAR!!!!!? BECAUSE /NALE/ TOLD HER TOO??!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I literally have to stop reading to fully process that holy shit man I'm fuckin floored
A Herald as the high judge, how nice
Wit and his Cryptic 😂
Yay, Venli finally helped rescue Lift! Things are finally looking up (maybe?)
Can I just say that I love Dabbid with all my heart? ❤❤❤❤
And woohoo! Teft is awake! Hooray for Lift and Dabbid! They did a heroism 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼
Voice of Lights, Navani Kholin!! 🙌🏼
I KNEW they were going to pull Maya as the final witness but OH MY GOD!!!! Adolin×Maya4ever
Oh no oh no oh no Raboniel is planning to use the Radiants as TESTING SUBJECTS???? This is so so so so bad
Part 5
Oh god I feel like Kaladin is going to die :(
Oooooohhhh nooooooo Teft's spren is going to die 😭
Oohh Teft 💔😭
Oh shit oh shit oh shit Kaladin is going to lose himself and become Odium's champion and Syl is going to die I don't like this story I'm scared
Except he CAN'T because Brandon said people wouldn't regret naming their kids after him so he has to swear the fourth ideal and kill Moash right? RIGHT? OH GOD SOMEONE TELL ME IM RIGHT
Also imma be fucking PISSED if Navani dies why are you putting me through this agony Brandon
AAAHHHHH!!!!! THE FOURTH IDEAL YES MUTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!
NAVANI!!!!!!!!!! A BONDSMITH!!!!!!! IM LIVING Y'ALL!!!!!!!!!!
KALADIN GOT HIS PLATE!!! AND HIS BRANDS ARE GOOOONNNNNEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thats a, uh, pretty heavy duel you've locked yourself into there Mr. Blackthorn
Truthwatcher Rlain! 😀😀😀
Fucking great, Cultivation PLANNED this??
Of course Wit has a seon 🙄 but how the hell did Mraize get one?
Is Thaidakar Lord of Scars....is that Kelsier???? Maybe...??
Do the Listeners?? Have a pet chasmfiend????
And Venli got her mom back!! Hooray!!!
And Eshonai got her freedom and explored the whole world 😭❤❤
Ah Shit, Wit. That did NOT go as you planned. That threw a wrench into everything that I expected to happen and I don't even know what Wit was doing 😬
#rhythm of war#rhythm of war spoilers#row#row spoilers#stormlight archive#stormlight archive spoilers#ive never done a read more break so i hope this works haha
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Heather Watches Stargate SG1: Upgrades
I have some rare time off and deicded I would like to spend it writing another post because its been a long time and I love this show and it’ll help me be less stressed about life and work!
We all love Upgrades so I thought this could be a fun one to do today! I also just love how much you guys enjoy these posts so thank you for being wonderful
As always, I’ll almost defienitly swear so consider yourself warned.
Nice shot of the gate
SAM’S HAIR
SHE’S SO CUTE
Tok’ra are starting to annoy Jack and honestly same
“Don’t get me wrong Carter, your dads great, love him like a brother”
What about a father in law???
just a thought
Boys stop gagging over a pretty girl
Ew Daniel thats so gross
“Looks like trouble to me” ew
Sam’s fucking face
She’s so C U T E
Daniel stop flirting with every woman you meet
Anise annoys me tbh
Sorry not sorry
No shit Daniel
Jack is judging SO HARD
I’m actually a fan of the caterpillar on Teal’c’s face.
I genuienly don’t hate it
Of course it doesn’t work on the Tok’ra.
Why would anything
Wow Anise you seem awfully suspicious with how desparate you are to get those bands on our space babies...
Sorry Sam is so beautiful
like SO BEAUTIFUL
CREDITS
They’re so boring this season no offence
END CREDITS
JANET
she looks so fucking good omg
her HAIR
Anise go HOME you’re so ANNOYING
Jack’s neck I-
Jack and Teal’c fighting is cute
I love their friendship
aw poor Teal’c
he’s out cold
Jacks hair is messy and cute
Janet is not impressed at all
“I’m sorry”
“no you are not”
“You’re right about that!
fucking Jack making a comment about his strength and Janet’s face I love them
Jack reading super fast and Daniel not being able too is hilarioius to me
Mostly because I dislike Daniel
Lol “want me to read it to you?”
Sam sitting in the dark
Janet visiting her with her messy hair and looking so cute and wonderful
I love her
lemme protect her
she’ll need it
Sam, I don’t trust Anise
Jack chil you’re gonna break the machine
that fucking beanie
i hate it
Jack broke the ball
I’m quiet during this scene because I Do Not Care TM about Daniel and Anise
Janet looks so annoyed
and I don’t blame her
I agree with Janet
take them off
ah but they can’t
janet and hammond are ready to slap anise and I’m HERE FOR IT
Jack might not be concerned Teal’c, but I am
jack what did that punching bag ever do to you, you dork
SAm is WRITING a BOOK with her new found power I hate her
Sam and Janet are beautiful
and their friendship could have been beautiful
if TPTB knew how to write decent women
“its just so damn exciting sir” I love him
poor Siler omg
why is it always him
can’t he catch a break
aw they’re all locked up
Steak.
THEY’RE BREAKING OUT
FUCK SHE LOOKS GOOD
LIKE SO GOOD
AND THEY’RE BOTH WEARING LEATHER JACKETS
THEY LOOK SO GOOOD
FRENCH FRIES INSTEAD OF POTATOES
I LIKE THE TASTE BETTER
SAM STOP
YOU’RE TOO MUCH
MY TINY COLD HEART CANNOT TAKE IT
defying a direct order but who cares
Jack there is a large, huge MASSIVE difference between steak and earth
the story about that shot with the pool is always funny to me
JACK LOOKS GOOD
SO GOOD
WITH HIS HANDS IN HIS POCKETS AND THE LEATHER AND THE GREY AND I-
he is a geek
Daniel don’t do it
oh he did it
Sam’s even telling him not to do it
bloody hell
can we have a chat about how hot Jack and Sam are?
Not make them stupid lol
they were already stupid, Hammond
they’re space babies
they’re looking so sory for themselves
no you can’t Daniel
VERY HUNGRY SIR
more of a scuffle sir
ACTUALLY IT WAS YOUR IDEA... SIR
the fucking sass
the FUCKING S A S S
ugh
UGH
I AM SO SICK OF ANISE
bitch you brought those arm bands there so they could do stuff for you
the Tok’ra are always out for themselves and no one else
they barely do anything to help the taur’i and it pisses me off
Sam looks so cute
Hammond, every mission is a suicide mission
sam is SO CUTE
HER HAND-
SORRY
SHE’S REALLY HOT
AND ADORABLE
I WANNA PROTECT HER
Thta was a lot of science talk
aww the little hat
so CUTE
look at em go
kicking jaffa butt
speeding around the place
HER HAIR
I CANNOT STAND HER
SHE’S SO CUTE
wow thats a big ship
arm band is no longer working
surprise surprise it happens in the middle of an important mission
oh Hammond is MAD MAD
Anise and you can bugger off
Janet’s face is like “did this bitch really just say what I think she just said”
NO SAM
JACK NO
OH BOY
OOOOOOHHHH BOOOOOYYYYY
FAM I HATE THEM AND I LOVE THEM
THIS IS HONESTLY HEART BREAKING
BECAUSE THEY OLY NOW REALISE HOW IN LOVE THEY ARE
FUCK OFF
I LOVE THEM AND I HATE THEM
BUT I LOVE THEM MORE
i got a new computer today and the SOUND QUALITY IS SO MUCH BETTER
Aw Sam woke up first
lol he wakes up funny
he’s gonna do anything he can to help her
“you gotta get out of here sir”
“so do you”
STOP IT YOU LOVE STRUCK NERDS
RUN BABIES RUN
GET YO ASES OUT OF THERE
Look at that little jump over the rock
they’re in soooo much trouble
the fact these space babies didn’t get court marshalled a mllion times still shocks me
ouch
that had to hurt
nice camera work
I AM VERY WELL GENERAL HAMMOND
lol
i fuking love Teal’c
what a sweetheart
i love him
could be a little less sarcastic to the Tok’ra Jack
I hate them as much as you do but no need to make things worse for yoruself
this is why they never help you
cause you are sassy to them
Final Thoughts:
I love this episode
I love the silly space babies
I love Sam and Jack’s outfits when they go for steak
I love Sam’s hair
A lot
I love Sam in red
its a good colour for her
I genuienly hate the Tok’ra
they’re useless
Jacob is ok
Martouf is mostly ok
the rest kinda suck tbh
Janet Deserved Better
all in all its a fun episode and I love it and it gives me the giggles which is what we all need right now
So tell me, beautiful people, what is our favourite moment from Upgrades? Lemme know and thanks for reading!
#Stargate SG1#SG1#SG1: Upgrades#Samantha Carter#Jack O'Neill#Teal'c#Daniel Jackson#Janet Fraiser#George Hammond#Amanda Tapping#ATapps#Richard Dean Anderson#RDA#Christopher Judge#Teryl Rotherly#Michael Shanks#Heather Watches#Mudblood and proud watches
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Brother Boyfriend Redux Part 2
The Cowboy and the wind
The next day Eric Mark and Sebastian take me on a car ride to the country for some odd reason.
The car parks Sebastian lets me out of the car and then Eric takes the picnic basket for us setting up for lunch.
Sebastian is behind me tackling me to a tree in the meantime as we make our heavily and intensity.
His hands pin me to the tree spreading on to my body covering me in a super spreading of his body.
Eric Mark fakes a cough distracting us from each other and the grabs me to the side in a kiss.
He caresses my body sweetly making Seb so very jealous of what is about to become a new standard.
“You guys are trespassing this is my land.” I hear strange voice yell.
“Get off my land now.” He rides on his horse.
“Yes before you ask I am a Cowboy.” He states.
“We don’t give a fuck” I say waving him off as I sit down.
“Why you little piece of shit.” The man shout to the sky.
“Woah! Back OFF! NOW!” My slaves block him from approaching me.
“You best move now” he is raging mad.
“Why should we? Free country “
“Your attitude should shift in a few minutes “
The man throws a punch my way managing to escape their grasp, I evade it then jet off running.
Somewhere in the forest I hide in the dark
of shadows taunting him a bit with my foot steps.
The boys catch up with him taking a hand each both guys pin him to the tree from behind him.
“What the fuck let me go?” He screams to no one in particular.
“This was never going to go well for you” Chris replies.
“Fuck you!” He spats.
“You zip it you little shit.” Sebastian adds.
“Master it’s time kiss him” Chris states
“Kiss him…kiss him”
“NO! Get away from him”
“NO! STOP!”
“PLEASE”
“Mwahahahahaha “
“Hahahahahaha”
“FUCK!”
“Why am I hard?”
“So turned on”
“Because I cast my spell”
“You are mine”
“I own you “
“Oh God! Yes”
“Hell Yeah!”
“FUCK YES!”
“Yyyyeeessss….yyyyeeesssss”
“Oooooohhhh”
“Ggggooooodddd”
“Yyyyeeeesssss…..yyyyyeeeeesssss”
The end
Staycation
We jump into the car with Cowboy Richard Brenton sitting next to me he hugs me tight in love.
He lays on mg lap allowing my hands to rub his stomach feeling all of his body up I feel complete.
The drive home is quiet for all us as I begin to instruct them to play my personal private streaming station.
The music comes on blasting loud through the cars bouncing back and forth hitting their ears.
Their minds are messing it sinks deep in to their consciousness, subconscious and their inner identity.
It’s a long four hour drive mix tape I made in the late hours of the last night settling in to their mind.
Heading back home we park the three of my bois back up everything and head up to my apartment.
Inside the keys click, I am greeted by two wide eyes open and hopping on me Grant and Stephen.
They began to hop on me pushing me to the floor proceeding to lick my face, hand and my tug me.
“Master! We love you “ Grant howls in utter happiness.
“Master! We missed you “ Stephen bounces that begin body on mine.
“Can we have a friend over?” Grant asked me.
“Sure! Why not? Let’s have a party”
“Thank you Master!”
“We will call him now”
“Are you sure Master?”
“Play some music”
“Someone dance with me”
“Hello! I am Colton”
“Nice to meet you “
“Babe!”
“Everyone show me what you got”
“Boom”
“What the fuck dude?”
“Check this out”
“Mind control smoke bomb”
“Colton catch”
“Why would you ?”
“Cccccoooouuuugggghhh”
“Inhale the smoke “
“Inhale all of it”
“Jerk”
“Breathe in”
“Why?”
“Surrender to the smoke”
“Give in to my power “
“Put on my stream”
“Yes Master”
“We are at your will”
“Convince me”
“We are on our knees “
“Worship me”
“With pleasure “
“You are all that matters “
“I want to ravish “
The end
#brenton thwaites#colton haynes#hypnosis#mind control#hypno slave#hypno submission#reprogramming#Boyfriend steals#brother boyfriends
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A Queens Gambit Christmas P15
TV SHOW: THE QUEENS GAMBIT
COUPLE: VARIOUS
RATING: FLIRTY + FUNNY
I was last to change of course as I was sorting everyone else out for bed changing into the little nightie I had preped for this evening and going out to everyone sat on various things.
Beth and Jolene having claimed the sofa and the black and white cushions as pillows. Harry had bundled himself up in the chair with a blanket and his pillow from home like an old man. Matt and Mike top and tailed on the airbed with there cosy blankets, Towen's having made a bed of blankets and pillows on the floor beside the chair, and the matress on the floor in the middle of everyone our covers and pillows sat perfectly as benny sat cross legged on the matress fixing his hair for bed.
"Woooo!! You look amazing y/n" beth smiled to me
"Aww thank you" I blushed
"Compliment your woman watts" Jolene said gently kicking benny's arm
"You look beautiful honey" Benny smiled to me offering his hand so I jumped over the various things almost playing the floor is made of lava with the covers sitting on our mattress getting cosy "ohh fuck"
"What?" Matt asked
"Someone has to turn the light off"
"Not it!" Both beth and Jolene said quickly as they where already cosy and cuddled up
"Not me" harry agrued
"We're too far" Mike argued
"I don't know where the lights are in your house" Towen's lied making me giggle looking at Benny and he sighed getting up fixing his pj pants even if he usually doesn't wear anything but given we where sleeping with everyone he put them on even if he was still shirtless wondering over checking the door was locked and turning the light off, I smiled getting into the covers resting my head on the pillow "oww that's me Benny!"
"Sorry Towen's" he whispered as he clearly stepped on him "now somewhere... Around here is my beautiful y/n" he laughs "ha got you!" Benny smiled but I didn't feel his hands on me
"Benny watts get your hands off my boobs!" Beth complained
"Ohh sorry Beth!" He laughs and I quickly elt his hands on my butt "aww there you are" he smirked cuddling close with me and kissing my shoulder as for a moment we all sat in the dark and the quiet
"Whoever's hand that is. Stop it" I heard Jolene warn
"Sorry, I thought you where beth" harry answered
"Okay, new rule. No fooling around in our sleep over hamster pile" Benny warned
"Who are you telling specifically?" Towen's laughed
"I'm not saying to anyone specifically I'm telling all of you" he warned
"So I'm not going to look over there and see you and y/n getting it on under the covers" harry asks
"No you will no" I laughed
"Oww" Benny sighed "maybe if I move really slowly and we do it on the side knowones gonna noticed honey" he whispered to me tugging on my nightie
"We all heard that Benny" Jolene laughed
"Please don't have sex with our sister. I mean in general but also because we are like two feet away" Matt warned
"Your so close I can poke you if you try" Mike laughed as I heard covers moving
"Oww! Your feet are so cold!" Benny whined moving closer to me as Mike no doubt kicked him
"What the hell, share the duvet guys it's so warm under here" harry smiled
"Will everyone get hands and feet out of our duvet" I laughed "goodnight all"
"Goodnight everyone" beth yawned
"Night" Jolene says
"See you all in the morning" Matt yawned
"No funny business watts" Mike warned
"Sleep tight everyone" Towen's smiled
"Night, night, have festive dreams everyone" harry yawned
"Goodnight everybody. Whoever's up first better make some dam coffee" Benny said pulling me closer
"Goodnight Benny" I smiled nuzzling close to him to keep warm
"Goodnight y/n, love you" he smiled giving me a kiss
"Oooooohhhh!" Erupted from everyone else as they all heard him and within seconds it became a school yard giggle fest full of oohs and kissy noises towards Benny even if it made me giggle too
"Alright everyone enough let's all get some sleep" I laughed "love you too benny darling" I giggled hugging him tighter
"Why when she doesn't knowone takes the piss?" He asked
"Because when she does it it's adorable" harry laughed
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