#OR WAIT

[sensitiveheartless]

...K this is going to sound completely out of the blue, but this has been haunting me today —

#I have found a few things while googling but my results are inconclusive! <-(this might be because i am operating with very few braincells) #Has he ever consumed a fly on screen in any show or movie? Like #fully??? #sidenote but this burning question has led me to the discovery that there is an entire wiki section titled 'MUPPETS EATING OTHER MUPPETS' #...anyway do not be concerned my brain is just in a weird headspace because I haven't properly left my room since thursday morning lol #and obviously i'm going to stay isolated until i'm better! #in the meantime I will have muppet thoughts apparently #hmmm muppet au #...oh god. has anyone done a 'bsd where everything is the same but Dazai is a muppet'? #because that would be glorious #or wait #going by muppet movie logic I guess it would have to be one human with an entire cast of muppets so — #who would the human be??? #oh no oh NO hold on wait— #what if all ability users are muppets #and Dazai's ability is 'NO LONGER MUPPET' and he can poke people and turn them into full humans #HELP #senhart rambles #polls #i do not know what else to tag this with so i simply shall not

[sillyrandomwriter]

Silly but a spin on your divorced dad AU like Divorced DadS. Or cause both relationships went shit in canon, that AU where Eve left Adam for Lilith who left Lucifer for her own reasons.

Lucifer, constantly bemoaning his divorce to Adam who's just yeah no sympathy cause one I'm in the middle of one too and TWO the woman divorcing you left me FOR you you asshole.

Lucifer not realizing that Adam is also going through a divorce and so, really just bemoaning his own divorce is something i need to see. Adam would try to tell him what u said, but then realized he should just let Luci continue and he does while paying like 0 attention to what he says

#love this idea #this happens for sure #modern au save me #or wait #should it be #divorce dads au save me #oh well #hazbin adam #adam hazbin hotel #hazbin lucifer #hazbin hotel lucifer #hazbin hotel headcanon #headcanon asks #headcanon asks please #hazbin hotel au #hazbin hotel

[macinthecaac]

I know this is my own fault. That is MY post. But God damn it, this is the funniest thing I've ever seen.

#Ryland Grace discovering he WON'T die alone at Tau Ceti #Every time he makes a new discovery/idea i'll imagine him doing this #OR WAIT #THIS IS HIM WHEN HE'S FINALLY DONE MAKING ALL OF THOSE XENONITE CHAINS #project hail mary #ryland grace #andy weir

[metamatronic]

oh thank goodness the d1 polycule is in tact. FALSE ALARM GANG

#mikan was useful for once #also this is small but kazucihi!! didn’t call her ‘miss sonia’ and also gundham’s hair went back to normal #also those three stood together. a lot. #and also kaz couldn’t resist complimenting gundham that one time #whatever this was a good series #dark as hell though #ALSO SAKAKURA WAS??? ACTUALLY GAY??? #i knew there was something i liked about him. he gave me mondo vibes #apparently those vibes were ‘being in love with a high-ranking student council member’ #dr3 spoilers #danganronpa spoilers #dr3 anime liveposting #oh hey also i can’t believe kyoko gets two dads and their both dead now #keeping this tabbed for non-despair aus #hey if they’ve got the tech for brainwashing and robo-hands and all that jazz #do you think they’ve figured out cloning #or at the very least like. the ability to make a human body. #for. i don’t know. a ghost to possess and potentially bring everyone back #just spitballing here #OR WAIT #MAYBE BECAUSE KYOKO DIED SHE CAN SEE GHOSTS NOW #HOLY SHIT WAIT #I CAN WORK WITH THIS

[starry-night-rose]

Do I desire Malleus or his mother? Top ten questions science can’t answer!

#I need to draw some Mallellis for this #OR WAIT #MY BRIAR VALLEY GIRLS #LIKE GWEN! OR STELLA! #OR OR ALICE #OR LILITH-……nevermind #you’ll find out soon #malleus draconia #twst #twisted wonderland

[shostakobitchh]

I’m wrapping up chapter 56 right now (i’m writing a nightmare sequence because of course I am) and had some background music on. this song came on and I am not okay because I this is EXACTLY what I hear in my head when I picture the final battle between Ariel and Voldemort.

At 1:06 they both cast their final spells against one another… at 1:34 that’s when Ariel starts to gain the upper hand and everyone starts losing their minds - Snape standing right behind her 😭

Anyway, I am SOBBING right now and needed to share.

#sam speaks #aim and ignite #ariel vibes #OR WAIT #WHAT IF 1:34 IS WHEN SNAPE GRIPS HER WAND BESIDE HER #AND THEYRE BOTH CASTING THE SPELL #IM NOT SAYING THIS IS MY GAMEPLAN BUT #i am emotional #help #Youtube

[mossywriting]

The collective gasp from my partner and me last night when a Lasat showed up on the Mandalorian, and then the shriek when he began speaking

Assdfasdad. Nice.

NOW I REALLY, REALLY NEED TO KNOW WHERE HIS HUSBAND IS

#mandalorian spoilers #kalluzeb #I love that grammarly kept trying to correct my spelling to “where MY husband is” #or wait #does that make grammarly homophobic? #hE cAnT HAvE a HusBAnD

[rockpapertheodore]

Two lesbian werewolves dating call that wlw wlw

#weres who love weres #women who love women #or #wwlww #or wait #wwwlwww #werewolf women who love werewolf women #this has been sitting in my drafts #i still think its good

[cluster-b-culture-is]

Comorbid BPD, HPD, ASPD, & NPD culture is being an "empath's" worst nightmare

.

#cluster b culture is #every cb pd culture is #cluster b #npd #aspd #bpd #hpd #Mod Reef #anonymous #anon you win the bingo /j #or wait #better one #anon you win the connect four game /j #my [condolences/congratulations/whatever would be the most preferred response otherwise/whatever would be funniest]

[cero-sleep]

I wanna make another mini game as a break from coding (hah) but no ideas;;;;

#or wait #what if IOC mini game... #hm #anyway if someone has suggestions #cero rambles

[starpros-sunshine]

I just think they’re neat <3

#guess who remembered halfway throughout colouring that Hiiro is not that much yoh ger than Rinne #or wait #around five years no that could work #idk who that bird is maybe one of Watarus doves he met during the shuffle project #but yes they <3 #i think this is my forst time drawing any of them #or no I drew Hiiro once I think #didn't post but I think I have a doodle of him lying around somehwere #rinne amagi #hiiro amagi #my art

[trackinglessons]

jesus christ thank you so so much

#10000 likes #tumblr milestone #thank you #should i do a celebration event #or wait #until i hit 500 followers #random rambles

[shadow-usagi]

Physically I am sitting at a desk, but mentally I am slumped over, trying to figure out the best way to present a lot of fanon character development work so it's interesting and not confusing.

...must resist the urge to make the supporting OCs and canon family members into Pokemon cards....

#or wait #is that actually genius

[thranduel]

someone please tell noah to get on tumblr because it would be so fun with him on here

#i know he'd love it #or wait #maybe he's already on here #MAYBE WE'RE MUTUALS AND I DON'T EVEN REALISE #hello noah if ur there go tell the duffer bros to make byler canon pls and thank you #byler #will byers #noah schnapp

[not-rab]

if you were in divergent, in which faction would you be in?

OH EASY

erudite 💫

#plus i’m not brave #or honest #or selfish #or wait #what’s the other #LMFAO #😭 #alicia answers asks

[atlasprefects]

I have adopted you🤭

Wha-

...why tho-

#answer #friends ask #? #m-mother? #or wait #f-father? #lmao #but ehy u want to adopt me-