#S U P E R I O R

[pintsofguinnesmakeyoustrong]

NPMD best line deliveries

oh shit! oh fuck!! i didnt think thered be a skele'uhn here ?!? im so fucking scared of skele'uhnz!!!

dont frighten him pokey you nasssssty boy

were going to jail...and with my luck no one will even B O T H E R making me their bitch...

🐦 heyus the thing about a bãrbĕqüe...it brings folks together...from awl wawlks of laife...theyres a storhé behand everyh burrghurr...everyh kehbahhb...

but I...called God a sonofa B word...who am iaieEUGHAHuhuuuh...

#honourable mention FUCK YOU CLIVESDALE GO GET FUCKED YOU'RE FUCKING LOSERS AND WE'LL KILL YOU #and ofc W E D O N T G I V E A S H I T A B O U T Y O U R P H O N E #nerdy prudes must die #npmd #starkid #starkid npmd #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #hatchetfield trilogy #tgwdlm #black friday #lords in black #max jagerman #peter spankoffski #grace chasity #richie lipschitz #ruth fleming #steph lauter #nick lang #matt lang #jeff blim #will branner #lauren lopez #jon matteson #mariah rose faith casillas #joey ritcher #kim whalen #angela giarratana #corey dorris #curt mega

[shatteredfears-arch]

ppl: oh k/athryn n/ewton! that girl from b/ig little l/ies and is gonna be cassie lang in q/uantomania!!

me, who originally learned who she was from ga/ry unmarried and det/ective p/ikachu: … yes. those films and shows i most definitely know and care about. sure. yeah.

#i think i saw bll #bc n/icole k/idman owns my ass and alexander was in it #i t h i n k i saw it #the only am movie i saw was tbe second one bc i love the van d/ynea #but the movie versions were… idk how to put it nicely #im still mad they chose to villify tony via u/ltron when the person who made ult/ron #wAS H/ANK P/Ym pYM ALWAYS MADE U.LTRON U WEIRDOS #tbf tho the only pym ive ever supported was the one from a/vengers a/cademy #where rather than an ordinary shitty teacher he just was massively adhd #‘villainous’ as in a bit of an asshole mot #like actual villain bc hes not hes kust a buttface #in avac its more like he just is an idiot who doesnt pay attention #and thinsk stupid experimentstion is okay #so not great still but entertaining at least #esp when the students get mad and kick his ass #also i meab aveaca the g a m e i think they made a 100% different frm it comic series lately #aaaaand no #the game was superior and would continue to be superiro if d*sney didnt get offended at being made funnofnand shut it doqn #WE HAD T/HOR OPENLY ADMIT HE CRUSHED ON MEN AND WOMEN #S U P E R I O R #also lok/i’s crush thing w cap brit/ain #the r e a l cap bri not the cheap ass hayat one #anyways aveacad superiority screw you d*s #we had a game were l/oki actually had friends bc o/din won the bet against fu/ry and lo was prioritised bc of it lmao #multipla chars after being hit n by women just saying ‘yea no im gay’ #SUPERIOR

[k-i-l-l-e-r-b-e-e-6-9]

#text #quotes #magic #p e r v e r s i o n #s e x u a l i t y #h o r n y

[blinkpen]

"oh... wow, that's... "...beautiful?" "...probably bad...?" "...yeah, probably"

#mog art #artists on tumblr #demersa #grimstone #monster girl #demon #[leans waaaaayyy back in my chair] yeah that looks Real nice #y u r i s m o r e p o w e r fu l t h a n y o u c a n i m a g i n e #Fantasy

[csyakult]

✻ ⌣ 🦦 ˚ 𖤛

#࿐ ･✻ ◌ #a p h r o d i t e #w e l l k n o w f o r h e l o v e a n d b e a u t y #y o u t o o k m e a n d y o u b a t h e m e i n #y o u r w a t e r s #seulgi #seulgi moodboard #seulgi red velvet #seulgi icons #red velvet #red velvet moodboard #red velvet icons #red velvet layouts #grunge moodboard #edgy moodboard #messy moodboard #random moodboard #moodboard #kpop icons #kpop messy packs #kpop packs #gg icons #ulzzang icons

[deus-ex-mona]

real talk: lxl should continue to explore romance fantasy concepts in their songs. it’s clearly working for them~

#typical prince aesthetics in romeo/julieta and nonfan… and now historical rofan in meoto… #(and there’s also whatever’s going on in tsuki no hime but that has no mv :( sadge) #sorry guys i still have meoto on the brain pls suffer with me~~~~~~~~~ #but mannnnn. i was struck by sudden inspiration for a meoto au a n d #well. ig now i understand why they skipped over the falling in love phase. romance is hardddd #i want to subscribe to the meoto expansion pack p l s i need to know what their deal is~~~~ #bc man. how in the world did they go from complete indifference to promising to stay together forever hello #what happened???????? excuse??????????? #man. m a n. ok i think im done for the night. i hope #LXL MEOTO CRISIS 2K24 #(but if anyone here wants to get into the otome isekai genre in general… i recommend starting off with ✨s u r v i v i n g r o m a n c e✨ #(it’s a great story and it’s still modernised enough to ease into the genre. and after that…) #(you can just go for the series with the most interesting premise/prettiest art/both tbh) #(though i personally recommend ✨the perks of being an s class heroine✨ ✨the villainess’s stationery shop✨ for milder content) #(and there’s also some series with both isekai and regression.) #(like they isekai after their 1st life in 20xx-> live out their 2nd life in the fantasy world -> regress to a point in their 2nd life) #(for that type i kinda like ✨i shall master this family✨ though ngl i’m mostly reading it bc i think the aunt is very pretty) #(a nd there’s the occasional modern regression story but that’s pretty soap drama-esque and the one i read got ridiculous at times lmao) #(but ofc the ones with less romance focus are fun too~~~~ like stories with multiple isekai-ed people for one) #(b u t i digress i think i’ll stop here before i lose the plot any longer ahaha~~~~)

[rainymoodlet]

Or, how an otherwise incredibly private man came out to the world because when I play-tested his first challenge he physically refused to flirt with women.

Kiss Me in Komorebi 🌹 New Save+

Below you'll find an explanation of why I'm starting this Challenge from the ground up, an apology for my former applicants, and the form to follow for your submissions! Thank you for indulging me for so long in my obsession with this blorbo of mine.

Why the plus? Because otomes will smack lil' plus signs on updated versions of their dating games, and I'm a dork.

Deadline for applications is April 1st! 🌸

Let's be real - I bit off a little more than I could chew the first time around! This new version of KMIK will feature gameplay-heavy storytelling with posed scenes in-between!

I want to make it up to the applicants who waited so long to see this Bachelor Challenge come to fruition, and I genuinely want Daniel to have a fair shot at meeting someone truly meant for him - so I'm opening twenty one slots: seven for my former Contestants (two of which are taken by Daithi Calloway and Josiah Bolton), seven for my former Outsiders, and seven slots for new sims! Of course, the final number will be decided by the number of slots filled!

These three houses will rotate group dates and challenges with Daniel as he whittles down the numbers. In-universe, Dan hates the spotlight of fame, and was an incredibly private man (bar his new cult following on SimTok) before being influenced to be the star of his own Bachelor Challenge by his (well-meaning) agent and siblings. He went into this in the hopes that the contracted work would mean he'd not have to worry about his mother's health bills or his nieces and nephews' college funds for a little while.

However, when he got actual applications in, pictures of real sims who had applied just for the chance to meet him, to fall in love with him... well, it gave him a cold shock of reality. After a period of radio silence, the studio released a statement that said Daniel was deeply sorry, but that he wanted to give this a fair shot, and that meant he'd have to be more open and honest about himself than he was ever comfortable being.

🌸 THE APPLICATION 🌸

Name: Age: (lifestage and number, please) Traits: Aspiration: - please feel free to include any fun facts about your sim that you'd like to list! - i'm a dork and i love writing prompts based on the autonomous actions sims choose in-game. developing your sims' skills and likes will help them act more like themselves! - i will be using height sliders when i can, so feel free to include your sim's height! (for posing/gameplay purposes)

Please tag your application with #kmikapp! 🌸

Though I am excited for this clean start, I do want to apologize to all of my former applicants - both for the time it took for me to go through the acceptance process, and the time it took you waiting for me to get back to my desktop... only to learn that the sims you made weren't even going to be used. Believe me, I am no stranger to the loss of a Challenge sim: and I hope that by offering you all an automatic spot in this new save, I can make it up to you a little!

The two existing male contestants (Daithi Calloway by @buglaur and Josiah Bolton by @retro-plasma) will remain in the competition, seeing as they were already written to participate as contestants. But given that I'm forgoing the Outsiders concept for the ease of the Bachelor Challenge format, I thought I would offer all of my Outsider applicants the chance to make contestants! As some of my former participants are inactive, I thought this was the best way to reach out - I am really going to be better about talking one-on-one, though.

ANYWAY, I'm so excited to go on this journey with Daniel, and I can only hope you guys are as eager to see what awaits us as I am! Thank you for reading this far - let's try this again, shall we? 🌹

@hauntedtrait @kawaiishitty @wastelandwhisperer @occultpuppy @gothoffspring @foxsimthings @king-tower @morrigan-sims @akitasimblr @wormsimblr @10000and1dreams

#ts4 #ts4 edit #ts4 bachelor challenge #ts4 screenshots #simblr #ts4 challenge #sim: daniel #;kmik #oh my god okay so when i tell you i am terrified to post this dfhf why does it look like ~ g r a p h i c d e s i g n i s m y p a s s i o n #i am terrified of confrontation so here!!! learn ur sims were for nothin with this fun goofy ahh post #but seriously i am so excited to show you all more of dan #and more of what i can do #and i think following neluun's model of weeding out a crop of sims from a good variety #so that dan can meet who will really compliment him #is just the best plan moving forward #NO it doesnt make SENSE bc technically its seven more SIMS #but lbr i wont get twenty one submissions hddjkdf its just so that #all of my former applicants will have a guaranteed space ;u; #bc i feel HORRENDOUSLY GUILTY :)))) #but also... still made a fancy graphic so #dkfklsd okay i will shut up #BLEASE LOVE MY DUMB HIMBO COWBOY #HIM SAD

[jennaflare]

i'm soooo normal right now

#elementary #lockbell #p r e c i o u s #rolls around yelling

[tagerrkix]

god(?) said i shall have a badly drawn hastur as my profile picture

#seriously tho #ive been having the same thought upon waking up for the past 4 days #i wake up and my brain immidiately goes “you should have a poorly drawn hastur as your pfp” #then i forget about it for the rest of the day #then next morning it happens again #l i t e r a l l y h a p p e n e d f o u r t i m e s #if this isnt some sort of divine entity speaking to me then idk what it is #will it finally stop #now that i have completed the task #morning update: it did stop i am free now

[alicent-targaryen]

JAMES FLINT ▸ Black Sails, 1.5

#me? completely losing my morals every time I see a man covered in blood? p r e p o s t e r o u s #tv #black sails #flint #toby stephens #captain flint #captain james flint #james flint #gif by ria #tw blood

[lesbian-in-leather]

THE PLOT BOOPENS

#boopageddon #the lesbian herself #AHAHHA #S U P E R B O O P #somebody needs to stop me i think #but nOBODY CAN

[duplicitcus]

"i bet you like to read a lot, too."

She'll get a flicker of violet optics, and a faint smile across heavily scarred lip-plates. His data-cables are currently logged into his console- allowing him remote access without being right in front of it. His mask lies in front of him, Ravage already going over it with the micro-tools attached to her nimble claws. She has a bipedal mode, but tends to prefer the quadruped for speed and agility.

And, of course, underestimation- since mechanisms and humans alike are content to think her nothing more than a simple mechanimal.

Soundwave, meanwhile, holds up the book of pre-Golden Age history files he'd managed to scrounge up from his formidable library.

"Soundwave," his actual vocalizer clicks on with a harsh rasp. "Reading texts. History: fascinating. Arcee: agree?"

#s o u n d w a v e — Γ s p y m a s t e r ┘ → [ s u p e r i o r ] #a r c e e → ┘we're alone on this planet where ever we go. ┌ ::team prime::

[6loodlvstt]

˖°🦇ִ ࣪𖤐 call me whatever | chrono 18

˖°🦇ִ ࣪𖤐 he/it | vampkin | demiomnirom cupiosex

˖°🦇ִ ࣪𖤐 ext info: i have npd, autism, ocd, osdd and bpd as a warning before you interact with me; im kinda tone deaf so please use tone tags; i also have very low empathy

˖°🦇ִ ࣪𖤐 its fine to send me asks of any kind

˖°🦇ִ ࣪𖤐 this blog may contain: yandere themes, nsfw, gore, talks about blood, and violent thoughts

˖°🦇ִ ࣪𖤐 this is more so a yandere account, i dont have anyone, just post out of having too much love

˖°🦇ִ ࣪𖤐 i dont have a dni, ill block you if you make me uncomfortable

˖°🦇ִ ࣪𖤐 that being said; i support proshippers, rqs, transids, and paras

˖°🦇ִ ࣪𖤐 i would appreciate if minors (or anyone who wants/needs to) blocked my love lust tag, its just my nsfw posts

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˚₊‧꒰ა ₍ᐢ. ̫.ᐢ₎ ໒꒱ ‧₊˚ taken anons: 🦴, 🩹

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[kanditvofficial]

ASJHFJLKSDGHSDGKL????????? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

#I M SO FU CKIGN D R U NK S RN :DDDDDDDD #I LRRLY LO VE H O DYD M ARBELE HON RETS I WNA TH I M RT DO UNSP RE AK ABELK NHT ING S TO M E #AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA #S ORRR Y HT HISS I S K INDA L E W D I MS OF UCKE DU P R N!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #marble hornets #slenderverse #hoody marble hornets #brian thomas #mmd #mikumikudance

[completeandrandomshit]

#retrowave #outrun #chillwave #darksynth #vaporwave #vapourwave #v a p o r w a v e #v a p o u r w a v e #a e s t h e t i c s #aesthetics #michael j. fox #sylvester stallone #sly stallone #andy garcia #don johnson #ryan gossling #blade runner #back to the future #scarface #miami vice #arnold schwarzenegger #blade runner 2049

[biitchcakes]

TEAM SAD !!! 😭

#omfg peter how dare you #roast them while they're out in the cold and for what #(he's right) #it is the nature of Me that every few months #I return to avengers 2012 #( c o m i c s . ) #( b r u c e b a n n e r . ) #( p e t e r p a r k e r . ) #( c h . s t u d y . )