#SUPER LONG

[phanfictioncatalogue]

Super Long Fics (5) Masterlist

part one, part two, part three, part four

A Rose of Winter (ao3) - Nefertiti1052 (Succubusphan)

Summary: All Daniel wanted to do was escape the stifling life as a Stark of Winterfell and travel the world. Between the looming threat North of The Wall and the den of lions in the capital, he unexpectedly finds love in the midst of a war set to tear Westeros apart. Caught between loyalty to his family and duty, he is torn in a thousand directions that all point to one man: Philip Flowers.

A Stolen Ring (ao3) - orphan_account

Summary: Dan’s not normal. Why?

He's not human, he has a mysterious ring, and he hates Phil Lester. They have a strange past, one filled with bullying and avoidance, but when Dan turns into an incubus, everything changes. He struggles with his identity and cries himself to sleep most nights, yearning to be normal. And somehow the universe makes it worse by bringing him and Phil together - in the most literal sense.

Advent Calendar 2020 (ao3) - Phantje

Summary: Dan is a single father to his son Mes. When Mes does not go to Dan's best friend Meggie's nursery, he tags along to Dan's photography studio. With Mes, the studio, and his film-review-blog, Dan is certainly busy, and yet finds time to be a little lonely - he is skilled like that. Dan's life seems to suddenly start spinning when he rescues a client from a malicious photo booth.

Phil is the co-founder of the IRL store, but wants to start working to meet new people and to fill his days. That has nothing to do whatsoever with him pining after the mysterious blogger, and he isn't even really all that lonely, actually.

Phil starts working at a nursery, makes a new friend, and gets more than he bargained for in falling in love with the photographer.

Advent Calendar 2021 (ao3) - Phantje

Summary: Phil lives and works in a town in the North called Lylchester. Well, 'works'. He does charitable things in the name of being nice and his (adoptive) parents. Things are fine. Yeah. Fine. Meeting Dan who has strong opinions about peculiar things shakes up Phil's life and he is falling before he can help it.

Dan lives and works somewhere, or anywhere really. By fate, or call it the British Railway train running times, he ends up in Lylchester. Before he can help himself, he has made the first real best friend he has ever had - Beatrix. And suddenly, life does not seem so difficult anymore. Dan appreciates the work he can do, even if it has him interact with the rich idiot Phil more often that he would personally choose.

An Angel in a Leather Jacket (ao3) - bakingphaninmymind

Summary: An argument starts it all. Hell comes after for Dan Howell, the school pastel boy. He only wanted to help, but got backstabbed in the end. From a safe position in the school hierarchy, Dan is up to neck in an affair he never had and starts finding threats in his locker. He needs someone on his side if he wants to make it to the end of high school. A mysterious punk boy promises him protection. The condition Dan needs to meet, though, is far from normal.

Aria in the Snow (ao3) - Eavans

Summary: If you asked most people of Daniel J. Howell’s lot in life, they’d tell you it was pretty good. A small career writing for a fashionable magazine, the heir to one of New York’s most prestigious hotels, the convenience of youth and an ailing millionaire father… what more could an 18-year-old ask for?

So when a night at the symphony turns into the start of a whole new double life in the city’s queer underworld, the heir to New York’s most fashionable hotel will have to learn what is what when you're dating a cabaret singer, and who is who when that singer becomes a troubled star.

So it’s nothing but fate to blame when things start to fall apart. The catch? It’s the last half of the 1920s—

And this romance is illegal.

Better Than Me (ao3) - floofdjh

Summary: Dan Howell is a camboy. At only eighteen, he’s already become popular on many websites and has been involved with a magazine. Desiring for someone to trust to create his darkest fantasies with, he downloads Tinder, where he meets the sweetest man alive. But surely this man could find someone better than Dan, couldn’t he?

Broke, Gay and New in Town (ao3) - natigail

Summary: Dan Howell was in dire need for a change - he hated his job and his life and he just felt stuck. His grandfather's letter was a blessing that came with an incredible gift: A farm. Dan had no idea how to run a farm but he was willing to give it a try.

He arrived in Stardew Valley with few expectations but even so, he could never have imagined he would encounter magic, otherworldly creatures, corporate conspiracies, so many queer villagers, a secret destiny and right at the centre of it all the love of his life.

Butterfly (ao3) - A_Million_Regrets

Summary: Phil Lester, a lonely writer, finds a dying boy with beautiful black wings on a cold, rainy night in a dingy alleyway. He recognizes the boy as one of the winged men hated by human society. They are considered to be wild, ferocious beasts, but Phil's sympathy forces him to help the boy.

What happens when the boy, considered to be a wild beast, gets too attached and follows him home with an innocent, dimpled smile?

dancing on the blades (you set my heart on fire) (ao3) - kishere

Summary: Dan Howell is an ice skater in England, a non power player in the world of competitive ice skating. Phil Lester is the greatest ice skater to come out of England in the past decade, part of a family legacy. When Dan is offered a spot at Phil's family gym, he learns what he was missing the most to be the best ice skater he could be.

Or: the yuri on ice inspired au

Desires (ao3) - A_Million_Regrets

Summary: What would you do if you were suddenly hauled from your inauspicious life and dumped into an unforeseen catastrophe with your worst enemy?

Dan Howell and Phil Lester completely and utterly hate each other. They fight every time they meet, and all of their friends are tired of it. But one day, these two hot-headed, reckless men stumble through a secret passage in a mysterious old house and wake up on a strange island uninhabited by other intelligent life forms. They only have each other and no way to escape. Will they fight to death, or will they learn to trust each other in a world where no one else exists? Can they put aside their mutual hatred for each other to survive this misfortune?

finding light in the dark places. (ao3) - commonemergency

Summary: They’re all connected in some way. All have their own stories to tell. If Dan were a better person he’d get to know them more but he always feels like something is holding him back. So they just continue to work in each others spaces, creating things out of dough and making better things with icing. Donna’s slogan is that everything was made with love but he thinks that’s just because she made this thing—they’re just the hands that give it out to other people. One day, Dan thinks, he’ll hope to feel that passionate about something again. Or a story about grief and loss, found family, donuts, and first love.

Hate Me Closer (Phan) (ao3) - MySecretsX

Summary: Two boys, Dan and Phil, are both from reasonably different backgrounds. Dan's an English scholar from a lower-class family, whereas Phil's parents paid his way into the school with no trouble. But, they'd probably find they weren't so different if they gave each other a chance.

Auburn Independent School for Boys has eight houses, totalling 128 students per year. It's not an easy life for Dan or Phil, but sometimes there's fortune even in the worst of events. It just takes some wits to see it, and maybe a love interest or two.

home is where the heart is (ao3) - orphan_account

Summary: 16 year old Daniel Howell had always felt out of place in his dad's fancy apartment or under the Singaporean sun. Life was not bad, but being the son of a British expatriate banker divorcee with commitment issues meant that there was never a home.

Inspired by the only constant in his life, a similar aged British youtuber by the name of Phil Lester, Dan decides to move to his supposed homeland Britain on a whim, in the hopes of escaping his bubble of isolation, and maybe find the place where he truly belonged.

Somehow Dan lands himself in one of the few notorious all boys boarding schools in Britain, one that has bizarre traditions, vicious inter-house competition and way too many attractive boys; and a roommate who had been Dan's best friend all along, even if Phil Lester hadn't known it.

Dan finally found home.

If You Don't Love Me, Pretend (ao3) - phantasticworks

Summary: All his life, Dan has wanted to have the chance to be a parent someday. He would be the best parent that ever existed, he was sure of it. Fostering might not be the most traditional way on the road to parenting, but Dan's dead set on doing it anyway. But, well, it would be easier with a co-parent, right?

the bed-sharing, fake relationship, friends-to-lovers, parent fic i was desperate to read; when i shouted into the void and was met with silence, i decided i'd do it myself

linger on (ao3) - dizzy, waveydnp

Summary: A recent loss has ground Phil's life to a halt. At 33, he's static in his grief and living in the house he grew up in - until his mother kicks him out.

In a fit of indignation and with nothing to lose, he answers the first listing he finds for a room to rent in London... a listing posted by a guy named Dan.

Love Me Further (Phan) (ao3) - MySecretsX

Summary: Sequel to Hate Me Closer.

With achieving dreams comes sacrifice; and working out if those debts were ever worth it. While in Auburn Independent School for Boys, Dan and Phil signed their decision away and believed that was the last. However, sometimes paths cross again and you have to remember to notice them when they do.

meet me at red dragon (ao3) - watergator

Summary: phil lester is a single 31 year old with a wild eight year old, ethan. dan howell is single 27 year old with a quiet five year old, noah.

when they meet at their son's swim lessons, for some reason phil can't get the pretty brown eyed stranger out of his head.

Monochrome (ao3) - intoapuddle

Summary: When you build your life out of fear that your mental illness could worsen, it leaves little room for excitement. Luckily, Dan has found a space online where he feels comfortable.

on the run (ao3) - possessivepml

Summary: 'Innocence swam in those eyes of dark brown-rather ironic, to some people. But to me, it made perfect sense.'

Play Upon Me Like This Piano (ao3) - Elleberquist6

Summary: In many ways, Phil's life is perfect: he loves his life in London, he has a wonderful brother and parents, and he has a great job as a radio DJ for BBC Radio One. There's only one thing missing in his life... A rumor reaches an executive at the BBC about a talented local piano player named Daniel. The executive decides that Daniel would be the perfect guest on Phil's radio show, so she sends Phil to speak with the evasive and mysterious piano player. When they finally meet, Phil starts to think that he has found the person who will make his life complete. Unfortunately, Dan has a secret that will make getting close to him difficult.

Strictly Come Dancing but make it GAY (ao3) - natigail

Summary: @danielhowell: maybe i’d actually consider doing @bbcstrictly if they allowed same-sex couples. who wouldn’t want a sexy man spinning you around? it’s not just a girl’s dream. c'mon people let's see some pretty and fierce girls pair up and handsome and strong boys get it on. i dare you.

Dan Howell calls Strictly out on Twitter for not allowing any same-sex couples and accidentally volunteers himself to be one of the contestants if they were to change that. It was a joke. It had so clearly been a joke. Why did they take him up on it?! He’s sure he’ll trip over his own feet and hate every second, but then he meets his partner, the endearingly clumsy dancer Phil Lester.

strangers (ao3) - waveydnp

Summary: dan is new to london and living in a mostly empty flat, desperate to forget the mistakes of his past. he's all alone -- until one day he gets a piece of mail addressed to someone in the neighbouring flat, one mr. philip lester. he can't exactly not return it, can he?

strike a deal, kiss my lips (ao3) - natigail

Summary: Witches were the only magical beings capable of binding and controlling demons. It required a complicated ritual and crazy amounts of magic.

It happening on accident was practically unheard of until Phil came along and got tangled up with a snarky and dangerous demon named Dan. Suddenly bound together, Phil must grapple with control over a chaotic demon that wants to strip the skin from his bones.

And maybe strip the clothes off of his body as well.

Sugar Daddy, Sugar Baby (ao3) - Spring_Haze

Summary: Dan Howell is a nineteen-year-old student who is going though the motions. He seeks guidance and companionship, finding it unexpectedly in Phil Lester, a millionaire filmmaker who happens to be seeking companionship and partnership. The two men enter into a consentual sugar relationship agreement that, over time, becomes much, much, more than paper.

The Era of the Wingless Angel (ao3) - americanphancakes

Summary: The man, the myth, the legend! Singer-Songwriter Dan Howell is celebrating the 10th anniversary of his debut with a tell-all interview. How did his father’s departure from his life affect his songwriting? Why did his marriage to his background dancer fail? And are he and producer Phil Lester romantically involved? Tune in to find out.

too far to walk alone (ao3) - chickenfree

Summary: “The hazelnut stracciatella,” he says, as always. They might or might not have a bet in the shop about whether he’ll ever vary.

too high (can't come down) (ao3) - danfanciesphil (thejigsawtimess)

Summary: Suspending himself 7,000 feet above the rest of the world seems likely to be a sure-fire way for Dan to escape normality, and isolate himself for the foreseeable future. The Secret of the Alps, a small hotel tucked into the side of the Swiss mountains is too niche for most avid adventurers to have heard of, making it the perfect place for Dan to work as he sorts through his problems. Unfortunately, privacy is a coveted thing, and as Dan soon finds out, the hotel harbours one guest who values it more than most.

(when you gonna realise) it was just that the time was wrong (ao3) - The_Blonde

Summary: "His notebook is divided into five columns, as much as he can remember. I’m with Dan. I’m not with Dan. Dan is far away from me. I love him, but I shouldn’t. I love him, but I can’t. Dan Howell; an impossible boy turning up in all variations of impossible dreams. The whole reason. The loss of something that you never quite found in the first place."

Or: Phil works in a coffee shop. Or at an animal sanctuary. Or at a university. Maybe he's a Youtuber. Maybe he runs an editing firm. Sometimes he's in the 1920s. In all of these places he has dreams. In all of these places he is in love with Dan. It's just trying to work out which time is the right one.

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[ji-sooyaaa]

starter for: @kimnamjooning​

Kim Jisoo was loving the trip, after long months on tour this was just was she needed, time to relax, to get her energy back before heading out into the world again. Plus there was one person that made the whole think even better, Namjoon, the two had chosen to get to the next step into their relationship and had moved together during the days she had been back to South Korea before this lovely trip and since then everything had been just perfect, nothing would ever beat the feeling she got by waking up beside him or how her heart fluttered with how domestic everything was, she was trully in love with him and with this new reality, one that had only extended to their vacations. 

Her smile growing as the sun raised, the female had bugged her boyfriend until he had woken up, attacking his face with kisses and tickles with her hair until he had woken up wanting to walk by his side on the beach to see the sunrise with him. Now the couple was walking on the beach  jisoo leaning on him, resting her head on his as she watched the sunrise, simply enjoying their time together. “Thank you for coming with me Joonie.” The idol said, snuggling closer to her boyfriend before the walk along the beach continued. “It’s such a beautiful place, don’t you think?” Jisoo asked as they walked by the beach, the water soaking gently her feet and long dress making her squeal at the cold feeling before laughing, looking up at him. Nothing but love in her dark orbs until she spoted something familiar, sparkling in her brain the memories of something she had wanted to show him. Something she was sure he would love.

“Oh I rembember...” Come Joonie, I saw some crabs this way yesterday!” She said while turning back to look at him, a wide smile as she guided him to the place she had seen yesterday on her walk by the beach. 

#kimnamjooning #| jisoo & namjoon | our clarity #super long #dont worry about matching! i got carried away!

[personinthepalace]

How would you rank the seasons? With the second half of S3 being S4, I feel there’s a fine line between those two

Oh yeah there is definitely a line between the two half of Mobile Unit. Some people call the second half Season 3.5. I personally call it Season 4 because 1) there is a new main character (Osmeralda) and 2) it has its own separate story arc. So I will distinguish the Mobile Unit episodes as Season 3 and 4

Okay so there are two ways that I rank the seasons: 1) by episodes overall and 2) by season arc. Let me first rank them by episodes

Season 2: what I mean by ranking the episodes overall is that I am considering the quality of episodes as stand alone stories. And on that basis, I think season 2 had the best written episodes overall. By this point, the showrunners had a whole season under their belt and already established Odd Squad as a concept and organization. Thus, they not only knew how to write the episodes but also had the opportunity to explore more lore and try new things. Season 2 had a lot of fun and well written episodes, and I love almost all of them. In addition, this season had a lot of my favorite episodes of the whole show. And this is in part thanks to improved writing and filming styles. In addition, the dynamics between the characters are a lot of fun. The showrunners did a great job of making sure that the new agents are unique and different from the season 1 agents. Going into season 2, I was so sure that I was going to dislike the new agents but I fell in love with Olympia and Otis almost immediately. Honestly, it took me a while to really warm up to Oona (partially bc she was literally following Oscar's footsteps), but eventually I fell in love with her unique brand of craziness that is completely different from Oscar's zaniess. She is one of my favorite characters (though to be fair, I love the main 7 so so much haha)

Season 1: I've watched the show ever since it first aired (and technically before it even officially aired since the PBS Kids player released the first few episodes a few days early). And even though I loved the show from the start, upon rewatch I can definitely see that this was a new show that was still trying to find its bearing. This is especially evident in the early episodes where the episodes seem a bit slow for me. And there is a sharp contrast between the episodes from the beginning of the season vs the end. I think the writing and quality of the episodes definitely improved after Training Day. There are some episodes that I absolutely love from this season but most of the episodes are enjoyable or just okay for me. Don't get me wrong, I love season 1 (wouldn't be obsess with the show otherwise haha) but you can definitely see a learning curve as the season progress but when the show becomes great it really is GREAT

Season 4: I will be the first to admit that I didn't enjoy the Mobile Unit nearly as much as the Season 1 and 2 episodes and characters. While Season 1 and 2 are like a 10 for me, the Mobile Unit is like a 5. Maybe a 6. That being said, between Season 3 and 4, I think that Season 4 has better quality episodes overall. Maybe it's just because the episodes are more "fresh" in my mind but I think it helps a lot that 3 of the main characters already have been working together for a season so they have that established dynamic. In addition, there are more villain ensemble episodes that I can remember, and honestly those villain episodes are more fun than the other case episodes I think haha. In addition, it seems like that by season 4, the writers have gotten better writing this version of the show. Mobile Unit is definitely different from the main show of season 1 and 2. Mobile Unit already got rid of the cold open where the agents help a client who is not usually related to the main plot of the episode. In addition, Mobile Unit got rid of the main dynamic of two partners, one scientist, and Ms. O and exchange it for 4 agents and the Big O. And not really the Big O since she isn't really involved. So really just four agents. But the problem is that they don't really have distinct roles in the team. So while the other seasons can focus on the two main agents and sometimes bring in or focus on the scientist and Ms. O, the Mobile Unit episodes have to focus on all four agents and that is hard to juggle in just 11 minute episodes. So overall, I find the Mobile Unit seasons a lot weaker than season 1 and 2, but I find the season 4 episodes stronger overall than season 3 bc the writers have gotten used to writing for this new dynamic/style

Season 3: this is the season where they changed up the format of the show. As I already mentioned, they got rid of the cold open, have four main agents to focus on, and Oprah has a much smaller role in the show. So similar to season 1, they kinda of have a new start and are trying to figure out how to write for this changed show. But on top of that, they tried to introduce science topics into the show in addition to the math ones. And in my opinion, the science lessons weren't very well written and dragged the episodes. For me, those episodes weren't the best. I think that the showrunners realized that because there are no science episodes that I can think of in season 4. So basically, Mobile Unit is almost a new show and thus they are trying to figure out how to write for this new format, which really shows through the quality of the episodes

Okay that was a lot longer than I thought it would be haha (I ramble too much haha). And now to rank the story/mystery arcs. Which is going to be below the cut bc SPOILERS. Don't read if you haven't seen all 4 seasons. I am looking at you guys who I am trying to get to watch season 2- I don't want to have the mystery arc spoiled for you guys! So spoilers ahead!

Season 1: without a doubt the Odd Todd mystery arc is the best of the whole show. All the hints of him through the 43s and brief mentions all leading up to the grand reveal of Odd Todd in Training Day were perfect!! Training Day is a masterpiece within itself as we get to see the return of Todd and the reveal of Olive's past. And throughout the rest of the season (and honestly the show), Odd Todd proves to be a great character and villain. Seriously, no other main season villain ever lived up to Odd Todd. Joshua Kilimnik's portrayal of Odd Todd made him feel like an actual threat to Odd Squad while also have a very peculiar personality that was so fun to watch. And of course, connected with this mystery arc is Olive's and Otto's character arc though it is mainly Olive's. Olive was traumatized from the events with Todd and at first was closed off from Otto. However, she soon learned to trust him not only as a partner but as a friend. I will forever quote Otto from Disorder in the Court, "Olive, we're not just partners. We're friends. Nothing will ever change that." Also all of Trials and Tubulations cement their friendship but that is an essay for another day haha. And then of course all of this is paid off in O Is Not For Over, which is a great finale where Odd Todd is defeated and turns over a new leaf (haha) and Olive and Otto get to run their own Odd Squad. Now if we are going to get picky, I wish that the finale didn't kinda pull the rug under us and reveal that Otto didn't actually turn over the bad side. It would be interesting to see him tunr evil even for a short while. But that is just a minor thing. Basically all of the plot important episodes were very well written and executed and it all paid off in the finale

Season 2: this season's main question of "Who is agent Otis" was kinda a let down for me bc I basically called it from the beginning that Otis was a former villain associated with ducks. And honestly the actual reveal was a letdown for me bc I personally thought that my theory/idea for the season finale was better: Otis was raised by a family of evil ducks but he never wanted to be a villain. However, in the finale, the ducks come back and take Otis away, forcing him to help them carry out their evil scheme but he is reluctant and eventually with the help of the squad they defeated the ducks. But obviously that didn't happen. What really annoys me about the reveal is that everyone calls Otis a villain even though he never really was?? Like he was never evil, and we never see him doing evil crimes for the ducks. So that whole final trial (a poorer version of Disorder In the Court in my opinion) made no sense. Basically, I don't think that the Otis mystery paid off at all bc the hints were obvious (at least to me), and the reveal was very poorly executed at the end. Also the reveal happened at the end of the season. With Season 1, Odd Todd was revealed in the middle of the season, giving the show time to further explore his character in later episodes. If they did the Otis reveal in the middle of the season, then we could have gotten more time to see how that affects Otis and his dynamic with the rest of the squad and especially with Olympia. Instead by leaving the reveal until the very end, all the reactions and the reunion feel rushed and forced. BUT while thinking about ask this morning, I realized that there was a second connected arc that was better executed: the villain break-ins. We see the villains breaking in thoroughout the season, but I personally didn't think much about them. Then in the end, it is revealed that the villain break-ins is connected to the traitor. So good on the show for dropping these hints without me noticing them the first time around haha. However, what was horribly excecuted is the reveal that Ohlm was the traitor and main villain all along. I still think that Ohlm being the main villain was a last minute rewrite and if it wasn't then the show did a horrible job of building that up. Also Ohlm acting as a villain is pretty weak especially compared to Odd Todd. The X's should have been the main villains but I guess they were just red herrings. Basically, I think that the mystery arc of this season wasn't very written and not executed well but at least it had potential. Unlike Mobile Unit...

Season 3: okay in a sense the mystery arc was better established in this season than season 2. We get introduced to the Shadow at the beginning of the season, and we see her throughout the season. But once again I already figured out that she was Opal's sister, so that mystery arc was ruined for me LOL. Also her villain acting is not great (sorry guys you are nowhere near Odd Todd's level haha). Like all of the other main season villains, she wants to destroy Odd Squad but I found her reasoning for turning evil to be the weakest of all 3 of them. She decided to turn evil just because of her sister?? And on top of that, I found the finale was weak. She changes her tune way too fast in my opinion. At least with Ohlm, he still wanted to destroy Odd Squad despite being saved by the main four. Basically, I personally didn't like the story arc of this season and didn't think it paid off well. The Shadow being almost immediately forgiven does not feel deserved.

Season 4: what season arc was there??? something about the thing that Golden sundial?? It was mentioned in the first episode of the season and like never mentioned again until the end of the season. On top of that they never even established the main villain, Olando (I honestly forgot most of this season's arc and even this guy's name, I had to look it up lol), and he wasn't even really a villain in the first place! They had him go rogue for like an episode (turning for a really weak reason that I can't even remember now- he didn't want to work in a team??) and then try to repent like 15 minutes later. They could at least make him a full on villain like the past seasons' villains, and it would have made this season's story arc so much more interesting. And on top of that, they resolved the final conflict way too fast. There was no build up and they traveled back in time to talk to Ms. O and Oscar (please don't get me started on how horrible this scene was haha). And then when they defeated the problem (me using vague terms bc I barely remember what the actual problem was LOL), Orlando just walks off?? Without suffering any consequences?? This season's story arc (or really lack of one) was just BAD. And such a sad way to end the series. Oh and one more thing: yes Oswald let's name every single past main odd squad agent and then travel back in time to visit them (the way that line was written and executed annoys me so much ahhhh). Anyway, yes season 4 had the weakest story arc out of all of them Wow that was a lot. Thank you for reading all of that if you've made it this far. I honestly rambled a lot, and I'm not sure if half the things I wrote even made sense (I'm not rereading this LOL). Anyway thanks for the ask! And I would love to know how you would rank the seasons! Ask me anything about Odd Squad!

#long post #super long #I rambled way too much who knows if it makes any sense haha #odd squad season ranking #odd squad #odd squad pbs kids #weirdthingskid #answering asks in the palace #answering odd squad asks bc it is the finale #thanks for the ask!

[ocs-and-musings]

Ask Box is Open, Character List Below!

Super long list under the cut, all the characters I currently feel comfortable writing for on this blog and their nicknames! Names are grouped by character for easy searching! Feel free to ask about anyone and/or send prompts!

Current limit on characters is 15 per ask.

(Sanses)

Sans – Undertale

Red – Underfell

Blue – Underswap

Black – Swap/Fell

Razz – Fell/Swap

  Bear – Horrortale

Orbit – Outertale

Pop – Dancetale

Guilt – Storyshift

Snow – Altertale

Scythe – Reapertale

  Butcher – “Unreformed”!HT

Straw – Farm!Sans

Colour – Gallery/Painting (WIP AU based on Ib)

Comic – The War We Lost (WIP AU where Monsters won the war)

  Mackerel – Mer!Tale

Salmon – Mer!Fell

Betta – Mer!Swap

Tuna – Mer!SF

Puffer – Mer!FS

Lionfish – Mer!Horror

  Corny – Naga!Tale

Hognose – Naga!Fell

Milk – Naga!Swap

Mamba – Naga!SF

Boa – Naga!FS

Rat – Naga!Horror

  Tarantula – Spider!Tale

Widow – Spider!Fell

Peacock – Spider!Swap

Green Lynx – Spider!SF

Fishing – Spider!FS

Huntsman – Spider!Horror

  (Papyri)

Papyrus – Undertale

Pyre – Underfell

Honey – Underswap

Syrup – Swap/Fell (Purple Inspired)

Canid – Fell/Swap (Red Inspired)

  Doe – Horrortale

Comet – Outertale

Tango – Dancetale

Sweet – Storyshift

Duke – Altertale

Harvest – Reapertale

  Peat – Farm!Papyris

Canvas – Gallery/Painting

Wheels – The War We Lost

  Python – Naga!Tale

Cobra – Naga!Fell

Sand Boa – Naga!Swap

Brown – Naga!SF

Ringneck – Naga!FS

Green – Naga!Horror

  (Toriels)

Toriel – Undertale

Tempest – Underfell

Queen – Underswap

Spear – Storyshift

Flame – Altertale

  (Asgores)

Asgore – Undertale

Trident – Underfell

Dadguy – Underswap

Beaker – Storyshift

Punch – Altertale

  (Undynes)

Undyne – Undertale

Bloodbath – Underfell

Brain – Underswap

Action – Storyshift

Schnaps – Altertale

  (Alphyses)

Alphys – Undertale

Despair – Underfell

Brawn – Underswap

Mono – Storyshift

Cookie – Altertale

  (Mettatons)

Mettaton – Undertale

Megaton – Underfell

Hapstablook – Underswap

Mettacritt – Storyshift

Chainsaw – Altertale

  (Napstableek)

Napstablook – Undertale

Napstablack – Underfell

Napstaton – Underswap

Boogie – Storyshift

Rachet – Altertale

  (Grillbies)

Gribbly – Undertale

Fellby – Underfell

Swirlby – Underswap

Candle – Storyshift

Firework – Altertale

  (Muffets)

Muffet – Undertale

Tuffet – Underfell

Muffin – Underswap

Webb – Storyshift

Merch – Altertale

  (Gasters)

Gaster – Undertale

Faust – Underfell

Nameless – Storyshift

Stripes – Altertale

  (Asriels)

Asriel – Undertale

Bandana – Storyshift

Core – Altertale

Buttercup – The War We Lost

  (Charas)

Chara – Undertale

Hoodie – Storyshift

  (Purple Soul OC)

Violet – Undertale

Plum – Underfell

Sunflower – Underswap

Daffodil – Swap/Fell (Purple Inspired)

Daisy – Fell/Swap (Red Inspired)

  Polaris – Outertale

Maple – Farmtale

Burrow – Monster Version

  Lavender – Surface Tale (In where Violet did not fall to the Underground)

River – The War We Lost

  Siren – Saltwater Mermaid

Silk – Freshwater Mermaid

Canopy – Naga!Tale

Mystery – Wolf!Tale

    (Blue Soul OC)

Sapphire – Undertale

Azura – The War We Lost

  (Yellow Soul OC)

Mustard – Undertale

Sterling – The War We Lost

  (Green Soul OC)

Fern – Undertale

Glen – The War We Lost

  (Orange Soul OC)

Ginger – Undertale

Amber – The War We Lost

    (Cyan Soul OC)

Mazarin – Undertale / The War We Lost

  (Red Soul OC)

Scarlet – The War We Lost

  (Other Green Soul OC)

Basil – The War We Lost

   (Other Yellow Soul OC)

Cyrus – The War We Lost

  Groups

Original 5 (____) = Tale, Swap, Fell, Swap/Fell and Fell/Swap versions of the asked character (Not available for all characters, I’m still figuring some out.)

Active 5 = Papyrus, Pyre, Blue, Black, Razz

Lazy 5 = Sans, Red, Honey, Syrup, Canid

Fallen Souls = Ginger, Fern, Mustard, Mint, Sapphire, Violet

My AU Skellies = Colour, Comic, Canvas, Wheels, Buttercup

The War We Lost Cast = Comic, Wheels, Buttercup, River, Amber, Azura, Sterling, Glen, Scarlet, Mint, Basil, Cyrus

The Kids (Under 18's) = Asriel, Chara, Bandana, Hoodie, Mettacritt, Boogie, Stripes, Buttercup, Mazarin, Basil, Cyrus

#info #ask info #ask is open #undertale #undertale ask blog #undertale asks #super long #list of nicknames #this took forever

[inkskinned]

what is with men being mad any time a woman raises her voice where did that even come from. someone posted a video of a small electrical explosion, and the top comment was of course the woman screams. the second comment is women try not to scream challenge, level impossible. i had to go back and watch the video again. there is, somewhat fainty, a little gasp emitted off-camera, more of a yelp than a scream. it is mostly lost in the crack of the explosion. afterwards, you hear her voice, shaken, say, are you okay?

i am helping one of my friends train her voice pitch lower, because she wants to be taken seriously at work. she and i do each other's nails and talk about gender roles; and how - due to our appearance - neither of us have ever been able to be "hysterical" in public. we both appear young and sweet and feminine. she is cisgender, and cannot use her natural voice in her profession because people keep saying she appears to be "vapid". we both try to figure out if our purposeful voice lowering is technically sexist. is it promoting something when you are a victim to it?

a storm almost sends a pole through a car window. in the dashcam, you can hear the woman passenger say her partner's name twice, crying out in alarm. she sounds terrified. in the comments, she is lambasted for her lack of calm. how is that even fucking helping?

in high school, i taught myself to have a lower voice. i had been recorded when i was genuinely (and righteously) upset; and i hated how my voice sounded on the phone speakers when it was played back. i was defending my mom, and my voice cracked with emotion. it meant i was no longer winning the argument: i was just shrieking about it.

girls meet each other after a long summer and let out a little joyful scream. this usually stops around 12-14, because people will not tolerate this display of affection (as it has the effect of being passingly annoying). something about the fact that little girls can't ever even be annoying. we are trained to examine each part of our lives (even joy) for anything that could make us upsetting and disgusting. they act like teenage girls are breaking into houses and shrieking you awake at 3 in the morning. speaking as a public school educator: trust me, it's not that bad, you can just roll your eyes and move on. it does not compare to the ways boys end up being annoying: slurs in graffiti, purposefully mocking your body, following you after you said no. you know, just boy things.

there's another video of a man who is not allowed to yell in the house, so he snaps his fingers when he's excited about soccer. the comments are full of angry men, talking about how their brother is unfairly caged. let him express himself and this is terrible to do to someone. eventually the couple has to address it in a second video: they are married with a newborn baby. he was trying not to wake the infant up. there is no comment on the fact women are not allowed to yell indoors. or the fact that it could have been really alarming or triggering for his wife. sometimes i wonder if straight men even like women, if they even enjoy being in relationships with them.

for the longest time, i hated roller coasters because it always felt inappropriate and uncomfortable for me to scream. one of my friends called me on it, said it was unusual i'm so unwilling. i had to go to my therapist about it. i don't like to scream because i was not raised in a safe situation, and raising my voice would have brought unsafe attention towards me. even when i am supposed to scream, it feels shameful, guilty. i was not treated kindly, so i lack a basic form of self-protection. this is not a natural response. it is not good that in a situation of high adrenaline - i shut up about it.

something very bad is happening, i think. in between all the beauty standards and the stuff i've already discussed - this one feels new and cruel in a way i can't quite express. yes, it's scary and silencing. but there's something about how direct it is - that so many men agree with the sentiment that women should never yell, even in an emergency - it feels different.

is the word shriek gendered automatically? how about shrill or screech? in self defense class, one of the first things they tell you is to yell, as loud and as shrilly as you can. they say it will feel rude. most women will not do this. you need to practice overcoming the social pressure and just scream.

most women do not cry out, even when it's bad. we do not report it. we walk faster. we do not make a scene. what would be the point of doing anything else? no matter what we do, we don't get taken seriously. it is a joke to them. an instagram caption punchline. we have to present ourselves as silent, beautiful, captivating - "valuable."

a woman is outside watching her kids when someone throws a firecracker at them. she screams and runs towards her children. in the comments, grown men flock together in the thousands: god. women are so annoying.

#warm up #writeblr #this one has bothered me for a bit #any time a woman does something even passingly annoying we treat it like a fucking crime #hey man. women are allowed to be annoying. everyone forever is allowed to be passingly annoying #as long as they aren't hurting anyone/thing #like u wanna know something? i find it super annoying that men don't wear seatbelts #why arent there thousands of comments on driving videos thats just like : men try not to die in a car crash challenge #''this briefly annoyed me''. okay??????? AND????????????????? go get ur self a cookie and calm down about it #ur not entitled to control other ppl's experiences and emotions just so u can maintain ur own peace #if being briefly annoyed ruins ur whole day! you! need! therapy!!!! #men try not to become immediately angry about nothing challenge: level impossible #ps author is nonbinary. we didn't even get into the gender presentation thing #the fact men think it's SEXY that my voice is on the lower end....

[jewels-haven]

Hey guys, so sorry for the lack of content this month. Honestly I didn't even touch my computer this month to practice, learn or even watch the making of custom content. After my sister's wedding (which was wonderful) my health took a turn and I've been stuck in a flare up for several weeks now. On top of that I got whatever flu is going around and my sinuses are so swollen that my eyes and teeth are aching.

All that being said I'm hoping that as I start to feel better I will get back to making content. I know that I kinda has creative ADHD and have to change up the kind of stuff I'm making to stay interested, so I am debating putting up some downloadable art like coloring pages on patreon to fill in the gaps.

I recently (before getting ill...er) began making some drastic custom breyer stablemates. A friend of mine wrote a cute story about a horse and then I wrote a short story about a horse and now I've got a whole cast of ponies that I want models of.

Would y'all be interested in any of that? The models are kinda ugly ngl but there's a first time for everything. I can tell I definitely am a tactical sculptor and not so much a digital one, but I'm hoping this endeavor will help me to understand form more to translate that to Sims content. Idk.

Sorry for the long update and probably even longer hiatus. I gotta get back to being a functional human before I can get back to fun stuff unfortunately.

Thanks for your continued patience.

Also have you seen there is gonna be a new horse game called Canter Crossing and another one called Fernhoof Grove? Rattle just showcased them on their channel and they look cuuuuute.

Okay sorry, bye

#unnecessary update #super long #sorry #life is trying to kill me #update #life update #the sims 4 #patreon

[kithj]

good games i've played on itchio lately:

please tell me you love me - chat with your guild members for the last time before the game's servers are shut down

GIRLKILLER (covet) - there is a girl who looks like you, and today you're going to kill her

cover me in leaves - stuck in your small hometown, you get your first tattoo. and then a few more, and more, and more

don't rock the boat - play through the different perspectives of a women's crew team as they are stalked by something in the water

GUTLESS - you are the captain of a deep sea vessel. your mission doesn't go well

so, about last night... - you wake up sick and weirdly hungry after hooking up with someone at a party. you spend the next night trying to find her.

close the window, my love - short bitsy poem about closing the window. sound on! this creator has a lot of short bitsy works i recommend.

there is a beautiful star - just a short, cute side scroller. lots of short, lighthearted games from them, definitely recommend for a mood booster.

#these are all p short except for so about last night gutless and rock the boat #still not super long tho #these are all on my itch page too but whatever lmfao #also cringe i feel so awkward writing descriptions but i dont really have a lot to say personally #except. Good Game 👍 #also sorry recommending gutless a second time sue me #i think girlkiller is my favorite atm... i like the ambiguity in that one and two different endings #games

[aovostores]

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#Aovo #Super long #Max

[kerrtesy]

Was hoping to post this before the Mario movie dropped but oh well. 

I’m going to see it next week and I am so excited for it! 

#mario #luigi #princess peach #bowser #super mario bros #mario movie #my art #video #this was supposed to be just a funny lil post #did not mean to take so long making this

[adastrabbit]

go grandpa

#rabbits super cool art tag #wd gaster #undertale #this took me so long #it was all worth it.

[amphibianaday]

day 1527

#amphibian #frog #toad #i still dont think i can copy the style/anatomy of atul super well but im really enjoying this style of body #i think a lot of my older anthropomorphic toads specifically have a bit awkwardly long legs which this style solves :)

[calista-222]

The Mario movie is so fun!!!!

#my art #mario movie #the super mario bros movie #mario movie spoilers #the super mario bros movie spoilers #mario #luigi #mario bros #super mario bros #super mario bros movie spoilers #can you tell Luigi is my fav? #these took way too long to draw oughh

[chloesimaginationthings]

How FNAF movie Mike would learn about Vanny

#myart #chloesimagination #comic #mike schmidt #fnaf vanny #fnaf vanessa #fnaf gregory #fnaf #fnaf movie #security breach #fnaf fanart #five nights at freddy's #I CAN just see so clearly out of all ways for Mike to find out #Gregory would just tell nonchalantly #now it’s only a question for how long he knew and I’ll let yall decide that #Mike simply doesn’t fear Vanny just cause it’s game Vanessa #GREGORY the gremlin snitching on his sister like this #which is super on brand for him ngl 🙏🏾

[turtleblogatlast]

It’s a good thing that the boys had cute little button eyes when they were babies, because imagine if they had big ol eyes instead, like

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt splinter #turtle tots #rise of the tmnt #I just wanted to give the babies staring moomin eyes lmao #*gives Raph and Donnie long tails BECAUSE I CAN* #they look cute with them #side note but why were Leo’s eyes white initially #I actually wondered if he instinctively shut an outer eyelid for protection since they were in a dangerous situation #either way it stood out hm #anyway I love the babies #imagine if they were often weirdly SUPER quiet #and they would just #s t a r e #turtle art tag

[ink-the-artist]

Rabbits

Some bonus art, I initially started making this in a totally different art style but changed my mind about halfway through lmao, here are the parts I finished

#edit: terfs fuck off #this is literally about people like you #flashing #pulsing light #eye strain #(only under the read more cut) #art #comic #colored pencil #Illustration #I realized like halfway through making this that this is just the leopards eating peoples faces party joke lmao #im glad i abandoned that original art style bc the way it gets compressed when converted to a gif is so bad 😩 #actual reason i abandoned the original style was it was taking super long #especially if i wanted it to actually look good #but i still liked how it came out so i wanted to post it anyway lol

[inkskinned]

the thing about art is that it was always supposed to be about us, about the human-ness of us, the impossible and beautiful reality that we (for centuries) have stood still, transfixed by music. that we can close our eyes and cry about the same book passage; the events of which aren't real and never happened. theatre in shakespeare's time was as real as it is now; we all laugh at the same cue (pursued by bear), separated hundreds of years apart.

three years ago my housemates were jamming outdoors, just messing around with their instruments, mostly just making noise. our neighbors - shy, cautious, a little sheepish - sat down and started playing. i don't really know how it happened; i was somehow in charge of dancing, barefoot and laughing - but i looked up, and our yard was full of people. kids stacked on the shoulders of parents. old couples holding hands. someone had brought sidewalk chalk; our front walk became a riot of color. someone ran in with a flute and played the most astounding solo i've ever heard in my life, upright and wiggling, skipping as she did so. she only paused because the violin player was kicking his heels up and she was laughing too hard to continue.

two weeks ago my friend and i met in the basement of her apartment complex so she could work out a piece of choreography. we have a language barrier - i'm not as good at ASL as i'd like to be (i'm still learning!) so we communicate mostly through the notes app and this strange secret language of dancers - we have the same movement vocabulary. the two of us cracking jokes at each other, giggling. there were kids in the basement too, who had been playing soccer until we took up the far corner of the room. one by one they made their slow way over like feral cats - they laid down, belly-flat against the floor, just watching. my friend and i were not in tutus - we were in slouchy shirts and leggings and socks. nothing fancy. but when i asked the kids would you like to dance too? they were immediately on their feet and spinning. i love when people dance with abandon, the wild and leggy fervor of childhood. i think it is gorgeous.

their adults showed up eventually, and a few of them said hey, let's not bother the nice ladies. but they weren't bothering us, they were just having fun - so. a few of the adults started dancing awkwardly along, and then most of the adults. someone brought down a better sound system. someone opened a watermelon and started handing out slices. it was 8 PM on a tuesday and nothing about that day was particularly special; we might as well party.

one time i hosted a free "paint along party" and about 20 adults worked quietly while i taught them how to paint nessie. one time i taught community dance classes and so many people showed up we had to move the whole thing outside. we used chairs and coatracks to balance. one time i showed up to a random band playing in a random location, and the whole thing got packed so quickly we had to open every door and window in the place.

i don't think i can tell you how much people want to be making art and engaging with art. they want to, desperately. so many people would be stunning artists, but they are lied to and told from a very young age that art only matters if it is planned, purposeful, beautiful. that if you have an idea, you need to be able to express it perfectly. this is not true. you don't get only 1 chance to communicate. you can spend a lifetime trying to display exactly 1 thing you can never quite language. you can just express the "!!??!!!"-ing-ness of being alive; that is something none of us really have a full grasp on creating. and even when we can't make what we want - god, it feels fucking good to try. and even just enjoying other artists - art inherently rewards the act of participating.

i wasn't raised wealthy. whenever i make a post about art, someone inevitably says something along the lines of well some of us aren't that lucky. i am not lucky; i am dedicated. i have a chronic condition, my hands are constantly in pain. i am not neurotypical, nor was i raised safe. i worked 5-7 jobs while some of these memories happened. i chose art because it mattered to me more than anything on this fucking planet - i would work 80 hours a week just so i could afford to write in 3 of them.

and i am still telling you - if you are called to make art, you are called to the part of you that is human. you do not have to be good at it. you do not have to have enormous amounts of privilege. you can just... give yourself permission. you can just say i'm going to make something now and then - go out and make it. raquel it won't be good though that is okay, i don't make good things every time either. besides. who decides what good even is?

you weren't called to make something because you wanted it to be good, you were called to make something because it is a basic instinct. you were taught to judge its worth and over-value perfection. you are doing something impossible. a god's ability: from nothing springs creation.

a few months ago i found a piece of sidewalk chalk and started drawing. within an hour i had somehow collected a small classroom of young children. their adults often brought their own chalk. i looked up and about fifteen families had joined me from around the block. we drew scrangly unicorns and messed up flowers and one girl asked me to draw charizard. i am not good at drawing. i basically drew an orb with wings. you would have thought i drew her the mona lisa. she dragged her mother over and pointed and said look! look what she drew for me and, in the moment, i admit i flinched (sorry, i don't -). but the mother just grinned at me. he's beautiful. and then she sat down and started drawing.

someone took a picture of it. it was in the local newspaper. the summary underneath said joyful and spontaneous artwork from local artists springs up in public gallery. in the picture, a little girl covered in chalk dust has her head thrown back, delighted. laughing.

#writeblr #warm up #this is longer than i wanted i really considered removing that part about myself and what i went thru #but i think it really fucking bothers me that EVERY time i talk about being an artist #ppl assume i just like. had the skill and ability to drop everything and pay for grad school. #like sir i grew up poor. my house wasn't a safe space. i gave up a FREE RIDE TO LAW SCHOOL. for THIS. bc i chose it. #was it fucking hard? was i choosing the hard thing?? yes. #but we need to stop seeing artists as lazy layabouts that can ''afford'' to just ''sit around and create'' #when MANY - if not MOST - of us are NOT like that. we have to work our fucking ASSES off. hard work. long and hard work #part of valuing artists is recognizing the amount we sacrifice to make our art. bc it doesn't just #like HAPPEN to us. also btw it rarely has anything to do with true talent. #speaking as someone with a chronic condition i hate when ppl are like u have it easy. like actively as i'm writing this my hands r #ACTIVELY hurting me. i haven't been posting bc my left hand was curled in a claw for the last week #this isn't fucking luck. after a certain point it's not even TALENT. it's dedication & sacrifice. #''u get to flounce around and do nothing with ur life'' is a narrative that is a direct result of capitalism #imagine if we said that about literally any other profession. #''oh so u give up 10 yrs of ur life to be a doctor? u sacrifice having a social life and u get SUPER in debt? #u need to work countless hours and it will often be thankless? well i wish i was that lucky'' #we should be applying that logic to landlords ONLY #''oh ur mom and dad gave u the money to buy a house? and all u did was paint it white and rent it? huh.''