#Seriously Dickhead has to fucking DIE

[bleep-blop-lizard-hop]

WARRIOR IS BACK!!!

May favorite show is back! So many thoughts and Feelings! Just gonna throw this out into the void!

Warrior S3E1-3

Ah Toy/Nellie/Lai—As always, gotta start with my fave girl and her wife! It’s been only 2 months since season 2 so she hasn’t fully healed yet. She’s been spending a lot more time at Nellie’s vineyard. Those two and Lai make such an adorable little family! After all she’s been through, Ah Toy deserve some love and happiness. Alas, it’s not easy being an interracial gay relationship at this time. The vineyard was their safe space where they could be together freely, until Douglas Dickhead barged in. This guy clearly do not understand the concept of “no”.   He’s still salty he got rejected by a lesbian lmao. It was incredibly painful to see the destruction of the vineyard, though the fight was awesome. Shotgun Nellie, let’s gooo! Love the other girls fighting back too! That one motherfucker with the whip! Lai saving her mom! I really hope they can get through this and get revenge on those assholes. I wouldn’t forgive the writers for pulling a bury your gays during Pride Month.

Hop Wei—Young Jun and Ah Sahm are still on thin ice with each other. Poor lovable Hong gets to play the peacemaker in the middle. He also gets some loving this season, good for him! Business is bad because of extra police presence and racist laws being enforced. YJ going off on that old man was not a good look, ouch. This new money printing scheme will only lead to trouble later on. I also think it’s an important metaphor about money and power being the tools of hatred and inequality. Ah Sahm has a new LI named Yan Mi, who doesn’t put up with his bullshit. I like her fire. Ah Sahm is a feminist for dating strong women who drag the shit out of him. He’s also struggling with being a gangster or a hero for his people. Also his relationship with Mai Ling and YJ. 

Long Zhii—Mai Ling seems to be the only one who’s winning right now. Her alliance with Buckley has protected her Tong from the police raids. Now she’s absorbing other Tongs and expanding her influence outside of Chinatown. It’s interesting seeing a different side of her while interacting with the rich white ladies. It brings up the idea of assimilation into white society for acceptance, which often isn’t true. Also the eagerness of white people to consume Trauma Porn from POC. Mai Ling is covertly manipulating them, but it’s possible they can turn on her just like that. I think she might have learn a very hard lesson later on. Also why is she so impressed with that fugly pink dress??? Have you SEEN your wardrobe on this show?? Also Li Yong getting more depth and his friendship with new character Kon Pak(?). It kind of remind me of the relationship between YJ and Ah Sahm. He’s already whispering into Li Yongs ear about being leader of the Long Zhii. Their fight scene in episode 2 was dope! Shoutout to the legend Brett Chen, lead stunt coordinator for the show! Coordinating your own death must be fun lol.

Chao being Chao as usual lol. Zing’s gonna be after him tho.

Finally, a lot of new characters to shake things up this season. I love the show but I wish  it would have 90% less screen time for the racist white people, as “complex” as they are. 

Getting 3 episodes after 3 fucking years is amazing! Now I just have to wait for episode 4 😭

#Breaking my silence on Tumblr only for Warrior #Ah Toy her wife and their daughter!!! #I'm really worried about them after these episodes #Seriously Dickhead has to fucking DIE #Buckley too #So happy to see all of them again! #Thank God it's on HBO Max now because more people need to watch it #It deserves a season 4 and beyond #warrior cinemax #warrior hbo #warrior hbo max #hbo max #ah toy #olivia cheng #nellie davenport #ah toy x nellie davenport #lai #ah sahm #andrew koji #mai ling #Dianne doan #young jun #Jason tobin #li yong #joe taslim #wang chao #hoon lee #brett chen #mark decascos #hop wei

[starberry-cupcake]

I'm back! Thank you so much for your patience and your kind messages and comments ♥ you are so nice about my silly ramblings, I appreciate it a lot.

previously, on harrowsoup the ninth:

this happened

also I posted this and this as previews and this is the whole tag

currently, chapters 23-26:

"an atmosphere of greater unease had settled over the mithraeum"

aka the emperor's bolthole

btw, no kidding, harrow, I hadn't noticed the unease

so, harrow asks around about the herald situation

I have another deck with dragon heralds but I'm not gonna go on a card tangent this time (you're welcome)

everyone gives terrible and useless descriptions

emperor johnny boy says "Whenever they come I am bundled off to a sealed sanctum at the heart of the Mitrhaeum, so that their insanity can't touch me"

asshole coward awful man

harrobean is trying to ask why emperor asshat is so sure about her having to die and if there's no way she can make it

emperor johnny says yandere twin isn't that good at being a lyctor yet, even if she's surprising and that if he was still giving silly names, he'd name her "Saint of Awe"

harrow thinks "that had not quite suited Naberius"

get perpetually owned, chad

harrow also mentions not being able to remember things well

YOU THINK, HARROW?

"it was as though your brain had formed a scab over everything that had happened to you"

I don't think that scab is healing well

emperor johnny insists on the rapier

idk why they all insist on the rapier

gideon and camilla didn't like it and were the fucking best cavaliers ever

ARE, THEY ARE THE BEST CAVALIERS EVER

PRESENT TENSE

but anyway, at this point, it could very well be emperor johnbro has aesthetic demands

not like he'll explain anything

harrowbean sees not!dulcinea's door closed, which isn't usual

she second guesses a bit because she can't always trust what she sees and she remembers crux saying "you saw what you saw, Lady, and the only thing you control now is your reaction thereto"

I didn't like that old man, but that's pretty cool of him to say

harrow opens the door and sees this

alleged gideon the first aka ortus tells harrow to go away very calmly and in a way that is too nice for him, apparently

harrow is upset at the display in front of her salad and goes to complain to yandere twin

which is a terrible place to complain at because she's both into gossip and into kink

if you want someone to take this seriously, that's the last place to go to

"at least you know who's been moving her—so to speak"

this is what we get combining yandere twin and chad

I've used that gif twice for her already

I forgive her, though, because she says "god is a dickhead" and she's right

she also asks harrow to try to remember why emperor john god has given her the sword

and establishes that harrow previously did something to her jaw so that she couldn't tell her

that's going in the 3d model

CHAPTER 24

apparently people are being less mean to harrowbean because they're already mourning her

harrow says that alleged gideon the first aka ortus has the name ortus because "it was just a banal and uncomfortable coincidence, as though he'd carried the name of a dead childhood pet"

she believes that the name must have caught on in the ninth because anastasia must have like brought it in and named people after her pal

I think he's named gideon

and that our gideon is named after him because of direct relationship of some capacity, maybe to someone involved

I considered the mom, but it's uncertain

in any case, he has to die

so, harrow puts a lot of wards and safety things in her room

kind of like this

home alone styling it

but apparently alleged gideon the first aka ortus can bypass wards

much like the sleeper/waker

much like not!dulcinea

wards are basically pointless, I guess, at this point

so he goes into her bathroom when she's bathing because here in the emperor's bolthole, everyone's a disrespectful asshole

harrowbean says he's "a thanergy void" and "the ultimate nemesis of a bone adept"

he tries to kill her while she's looking like this

I want to give this child some cocoa and play a comfort movie for her, like "the bone collector"

she ended up using the teeth she lost in the fight as projectiles in his eyes and got him to leave

she ended up bloody, unmoving, wet, naked and collapsed on the ground to which yandere twin live reacted to and left

she could have given her a hand

or an arm

she decided alleged gideon had to die and ice cube barbie aka probably annabel lee agreed

when gideon was among us, there was not enough time for her to throw hands at people and here there's so many people she could be throwing hands at and she's not here to do so

camilla too, but camilla threw hands at martita in a way that was legendary enough

CHAPTER 25

harrow goes with the chisme to dr reverend professor emperor john

she says "I swear by the Locked Tomb"

to which he replies "I wouldn't swear by that in this instance"

which I sure hope doesn't mean anything nasty with my girl ice cube barbie annabel lee because I'm gonna kill this man

she might not be entirely alive (maybe she is, maybe she's just suspended or something) but she deserves better than this piece of work

then he says "well, that's unfortunate"

this man really knows how to handle a situation, huh

emperor john says that it's pretty unlikely that alleged gideon the first aka ortus was doing the dirty with not!dulcinea because he never showed interest before and is "legendarily unamorous"

that's another tshirt I need

I need that one and the witch one immediately

also, now we've got a problem

not just because my telenovela about how this man might or might not be related to our gideon got more convoluted

but also because if alleged gideon is aroace, I'm gonna have to stan

I don't make the rules over here, I have to stand by my people

I have a conflict of interest now

emperor john also says "you must think us all a depraved set of immortal criminals"

I mean yes, I do, but not because of sexy times with zombies

I'm not here to judge the sexytimes of necromancers and whatever they do in their spare time

I don't know the intricacies of consent with ghosts or whatever, I can't be imparting judgment

it's not that, emperor john

it's because you're unpleasant war criminals who are killing planets for fun

well, the war criminal part I don't have hard evidence on rn but the situation doesn't seem to be in the favor of these people

I feel like when this man talks about the overall situation I'm getting a speech from emperor palpatine

emperor reverend john asks harrow, who has been awake for 25 years, to go to sleep

yeah, sure, she should go to sleep and wait for this guy to come by and try to kill her for the millionth time

meanwhile, harrowbean keeps collecting hours without sleep like

she makes, at the request of emperor camp counselor john, soup for everyone

I don't remember if it was here or before and I forgot but, this is extremely important

they mentioned cassiopeia being the one who cooked before

cassiopeia the same one with the ceramics collection, if I'm remembering correctly

cassiopeia who was also from the sixth, I think

camilla's house

she's checking every single one of my boxes like a sniper

why isn't she here, we're stuck with the grumpy one and the senior chad

ANYWAY, at the mention of harrow cooking I thought, immediately, "that's an awesome way to kill this guy"

I was picturing more like a poison type situation, although I didn't know how that could be achieved

something like this

but I should have known poison was too subtle for harrowcita

like I established back when protozoa's head was found in her closet, subtle isn't harrow's style

so it was more like this

basically, harrow sectioned her tibia to put some in the soup and then she could necrobend it so that it attacked from the inside

if I'm getting it right

insane plan and I love it

emperor john shadyman says "ten thousand years since I've eaten human being, Harrow, and I didn't really want an encore."

were they snacking on people during the Resurrection???

did they kill people by making lunch?????

???????????????????????????????????????????

"you think we're bad because we have sexy times with ghoulies?? uwu" that's the least of my concerns johnny john man

harrow then breaks down and asks straight to his face WHY THE FUCK MUST SHE SUFFER LIKE THIS

she calls herself a nonsense

the only nonsense here is what this emperor man speaks

she tells him she hasn't slept in six days

for a sleep deprived plan, it was excellent tbh

emperor man over here asks yandere twin to take her to sleep

and then stays with mercygirl to whom he says it's insane that harrow could do what she did and how did mercygirl miss that

this is the situation, as I have previously established

augustine looks at harrow "as if he had seen the ghost of someone he did not particularly like"

alleged gideon the first aka ortus salutes her on her way out

he doesn't even have heartburn

CHAPTER 26

we're back on gideon-less canaan house because it's time for more people to die

in ways that make 0 sense at all for what we know so far

regina george twin is pushed to her death by mayonnaise uncle

sounds fake to me

like, come on

regina george twin can probably murder that feeble guy on sight

we saw her spar with gideon, she wanted to be the cav that chad ended up being

she might not be a necro but she can stand her ground in a physical fight

mayonnaise uncle without duracell bunny nephew is like a sweaty guy on an anime con complaining about girls ruining everything while buying a maid figurine

she can take him

anyway, he does that and he says to her "and somewhere out there, may all the blood of your blood suffer even a fraction of what I have suffered"

now, this is weird

is he talking about yandere twin?

he wants revenge because yandere twin obliterated him?

is yandere twin "out there"?

I'd say this might be limbo BUT CAMILLA ISN'T DEAD

harrow is going to him and he says "she has not remembered her end" "is this how it happens then?"

and then he yeeted himself into space

that's what I wanted to do with not!dulcinea all along

so, yeah, well, this canaan business is getting more complicated now that it's not just people being shot

people are throwing themselves and others into space

and the memories of harrow in the emperor's bolthole aren't completely lining up with these

and mayonnaise uncle seemed to have been more aware of things than others around here?? or maybe just more forthcoming??? in that cryptic otaku way of his

also, no camilla at all still

Things are heating up in the emperor's bolthole, hope to come back soon with another one and thanks for the patience, hope it was worth it.

#luly reacts to tlt #harrow the ninth #harrow the ninth spoilers #tlt spoilers #the locked tomb #long post #gif cw

[wannaeatramyeon]

hii!!

may i get gun, goo, jake, and vin (maybe taehoon too?) w a s/o who annoys them for fun and loves being around them at all times? thank you!!

(ps you can ignore this if there’s too much rqs 🤍)

How can I say no to all my faves?

With an annoying, clingy!SO - Gun, Goo, Jake, Vin, Taehoon hc

Gun Park

This guy is not short on experience with being someone annoying. After all, his work partner is Goo Kim.

He has mastered the art of finetuning his partner's rambles, and only picking up on the details he has to know. He does not care for a play by play retelling of the latest anime episode or what happened in this week's manga release.

Gun thought that these skills would carry over to you. And he does loathe to think it, but you and Goo have some similarities. However, he often feels the urge to throttle Goo, but he feels none of that with you.

It's endearing. Which is a huge surprise in itself. He doesn't find you annoying, not really, and he actually loves your company.

When it comes to you, he has an unending well of patience to draw from.

Goo Kim

My my, someone is getting a taste of their own medicine and they do not like it.

Seriously, haven't you got anything better to do than annoy him? Can't you run along and find a lil hobby of your own or something.

Goo is used to being the most annoying, clingiest in the room so it takes a while to get used to you.

And when he does - well get used to double trouble! He thinks of you less as an annoying S/O (you can't get enough obvs, and he can't blame you) but more as his partner in crime.

In fact, it's nice to be around someone that's more his speed and matches his vibe.

There will be no peace for anyone that has the misfortune to be around you both.

Jake Kim

Out of all these guys, Jake might be the one that might not be ok with clingier traits. He's a very busy guy. His attention is on Big Deal half the time. Genuinely loves being with you, and can easily be a lot more annoying than you if that's the game you want to play.

However, his overwhelming feelings when he can't spend all his time with you is guilt.... and you really don't want to make Jake feel sad or guilty.

He doesn't have the luxury of being able to spend whenever and however long he wants with you, and he truly does want.

Being annoying though? Good fucking luck. Jake has no shame. If you choose to be annoying, he can outmanoeuvre you in a heartbeat and in the most flamboyant and over the top way.

Vin Jin

Look, Vin is hot shit. You being clingy comes as no surprise. He's the hottest bachelor around so of course you wouldn't want to let go.

Annoying? He can put up with it, as long as you don't embarrass him. He has appearances to keep up, including being the best rapper so make sure you're up to par, mmkay?

Ok - just kidding. If Vin is with you, actually with you, he's pretty ride or die. Otherwise he'll keep you as some filthy little secret pretty much forever or until you've had enough of his bullshit.

He can put on the cool guy facade all he likes (and 'cool' is a reach) but he forever loves how much you're all over him, the attention you pay him. Despite any of his words or evidence to the contrary.

Seong Taehoon

Taehoon will tell you you're cringe, to piss off, cut it out. He only half means it. Although catch him waking up on the wrong side of bed then he will be serious.

Doesn't really deal that well with how annoying you are, especially if there's an undercurrent of sincerity and affection. It makes his head hurt and heartache, in a good way.

He doesn't exactly return your annoying traits like for like, but who are we kidding, this guy is bitchy and a dickhead in his own way. But the fact he puts up with you, and lets you get away with how you are at all speaks volumes.

Clinginess he surprisingly loves from a practicality point of view. If you're by his side all the time, there's no need to worry about what sort of nonsense you're getting up to and it's easier to protect and look after you when you're within arm's reach.

#lookism #lookism x reader #gun park x reader #goo kim x reader #jake kim x reader #vin jin x reader #viral hit x reader #how to fight x reader #seong taehoon x reader #seong taehun x reader #seong taehoon #seong taehun #taehun x reader #wannaeatramyeon

[thenationofzaun]

One thing Sevika needs to be appreciated for more is how fucking funny she is like. Her character is HILARIOUS I love her SO much.

First of all, the most obvious example is the fact that she ditched Vander for Silco because he was being too soft for his kids to the point of abandoning the cause, only for Silco to adopt one of those same fucking kids like a DAY later.

Sevika:

That same kid also happens to be the one who blew her up and vaporized her arm. Imagine waking up in severe pain, missing a limb, and your boss is like "Welcome back. btw meet Jinx, she's my child now haha say hi to the newest member of the Cause :)" You look. It's the same blue haired gremlin Vander ditched the cause for. Your boss isn't done. "Btw she's the one who bombed us ahah quite the little demolitions expert eh?" You want to die.

Then as Jinx grows up and becomes more and more of a Problem, she starts seriously beefing with this 17 year old kid. Just full on disdain and hatred for this child. This is Sevika's face when she gets the chance to trigger Jinx's trauma and prey on her deepest insecurities to try and bring about a mental breakdown:

Fucking hell, Sevika.

Then the FUNNIEST fucking thing she ever does in this show. Plays Finn like a fiddle from the start all the way to the end. Her telling Silco that she was never tempted by Finn specifically makes it even better because that means that this...

... isn't some look of contemplating his offer to join his ranks, she was never swayed by this dumbass. So it's very likely that in this scene this woman is thinking "Damn that's a nice lighter. I'm totally taking it after I kill him lmao."

And she just leans into the drama of it all, partly to make her ploy convincing, but also partly, as I choose to believe, because it's hilarious. She really barges into Silco's office, pulls out a chair for Finn and dusts it off before he sits on it akdjandmakskss

All the while knowing she's going to kill this fool. The theatrics. The savagery. The commitment to the Act. *Chef's kiss*

She gets blown up, beaten, shot at, gassed, strung upside down, and thrown through walls - and is still alive by the end of it. Comically unkillable queen. I laughed my ass off every time she reappeared Alive and Well after suffering the most brutal ordeal and seeming to be dead.

Like. She believes in freedom for the oppressed but she's not above being a dickhead to mentally ill teens. She's willing to die for her boss but also orchestrates a situation where she can make him shit his pants just to get a point across. She has terrible luck and takes constant Ls. She gets her head bashed into concrete numerous times and somehow doesn't have brain damage. Skull of steel. She is fucking hilarious. I'm obsessed with her.

#like people appreciate how loyal and hot and badass she is but like #what about how FUNNY her character is #she's so <3333 #i hope she remains hilariously and inexplicably indestructable for the entire show. just. have her be unkillable. it's what i deserve. #sevika #sevika arcane #silco #jinx #vander #arcane #arcane league of legends

[milflewis]

i'd love to hear your thoughts on surfer!mick encountering mermaid!lewis (can you tell i can't stop thinking about that photo)

1. “I’ve been looking for you,” Mick says, and the mermaid looks over his shoulder, spotting him. He doesn’t move from his perch on the rocks so Mick paddles closer.

“Not in a weird way,” Mick quickly follows up with, floundering. “Just — over the years. I’ve kept an eye out. Normally. Casual. Just to see if I saw you again. Yeah.”

He winces. That could’ve come out better.

The end of the mermaid’s tail is draped into the water and the scales Mick can see are a dark purple, shiny and slick like oil in the sun. They run up his stomach, fading strangely into skin at his waist. Mick is too far to see the details of his tattoos.

Normally, Mick knows from school, they can reach up past the middle of the ribs but he must have human in him somewhere for them to be so low.

“You saved my life once.” Mick clears his throat, tightening his fingers around his board. He pulls one leg up under him. His throat is dry.

He loves the sea, always has, even when he is scared of it. Maybe especially then.

He had known better than to go surfing when it was that choppy, with winds that high, even at that age, but he had just gotten that new board and ignored every voice in his head that told him no.

He had been sure he was going to die there, coughing and cold and wet, too dark and swirling to tell where was up or where was down.

“It was a while ago,” Mick says. “You might not remember.”

“You were shorter.” The mermaid’s voice is soft, softer that Mick expected, and his teeth are sharp.

“Well,” Mick shrugs, cheeks heating. “I was thirteen so.”

He remembers how his nails dug into Mick’s shoulders, how he pulled and pulled and pulled until Mick could feel sand on his knees and pushed at his chest until Mick choked, bone sore and shaking. His eyes were very bright in the dark when Mick looked at him. Mick remembered how he looked right back.

He’s looking at Mick right now.

“I remember,” he says, and smiles. He’s very pretty actually. Mick is helpless not to smile back.

“I wanted to say thank you, for that, so, um, thank you.”

“You’re welcome,” the mermaid replies and Mick gets the faint feeling he’s laughing at him.

2. “Woah, man, is that, like, fish?”

Lewis pokes at smoked salmon on top of the cracker Mick gave him, face unreadable. The sun is setting behind him and the loose off white beach coverup that Mick stole from Gina’s room is slipping off one shoulder. The whole effect is slightly devastating to Mick’s insides. It might even be giving him indigestion.

He looks at the fish, and then at Lewis’s face, just barely frowning, not quite a grimace, and back at the fish before it clicks. Oh god.

“Oh, god,” he says out loud. “Can you — I didn’t even think to ask, I’m so sorry. Can you even eat fish? I mean, do you eat fish because, you know —“

Lewis pulls a face, mouth pulling up, one eye squinting. He peers sheepishly at Mick. He looks like he might try eating it anyway. This is definitely giving Mick stomach problems. He’s ruined everything.

Lewis gently puts down the cracker, exhaling. It’s almost a sigh. “Fish are friends,” he says, quiet. “Not food.”

Mick closes his eyes. He’s so fucking stupid. He planned this entire thing out — getting the time right with the sunset and the weather and the lack of people on their corner of the beach and — And. And.

“I love Finding Nemo,” he states calmly. Lewis grins at him, all seriousness come from his face. Mick hates him.

“Such a classic, right?”

“You know, Hamilton,” Mick says, butterflies melting away. “You’re a bit of a dickhead, has anyone ever told you that?”

“Nope!” Lewis says, popping a grape into his mouth, eyes crinkling. Mick flicks some crumbs at him with his fingers.

3. Mick goes very still as he lifts a hand, palm first. A raindrop falls in the centre of it, light and warm.

He doesn’t bother saying just one moment to Sebastian, taking three long running steps to shove Lewis off the edge of the pier and into the sea.

When Lewis’s head pops up out of the water, eyelashes dark and curls flat, he’s laughing. The rain isn’t quite a lash but it’s not a drizzle either. It’s water whatever way you spin it.

“Really?” Lewis says, grinning. His pearl necklace matches the ones in his ears. Mick picked up a bracelet that he thinks would look nice with it at one of the stalls at the market in town a few days ago.

There’s a shiver of deep purple shimmering below where Lewis’s legs should be if you squint.

“Yes, really,” Mick replies, shifting so Sebastian can’t see his face. He raises his eyebrows meaningfully. Lewis rolls his eyes.

“Huh.” Sebastian comes up beside him, his sensible sandals quiet on the stone pier. He pauses to lick messily at his ice cream cone. “I thought it is just salt water that activates your tail. Does regular rain water do it too?”

Mick stares at him, and then at Lewis when he says, “Nah, it’s just salt water. Has to be from the sea too. Mickie here is just being overly cautious.”

“Overly cautious?! What if someone saw —“

Mermaids are rare enough and nearly every part of them is worth a lot of money. They’ve been an endangered species as long as Mick can remember.

Sebastian hums, solemn. “So serious, our Mick.”

“So sorry for being concerned,” Mick declares, throwing his hands up in the air because he knows it’ll make Lewis laugh. It does. Mick, very seriously, ignores the amused look Sebastian sends him.

4. “Wait,” Mick says, a while after. He and Sebastian are sat side by side now, feet dangling in the water, cool against their calves. Strands of Lewis’s hair tickle Mick’s leg whenever he floats too close.

“How did you know Lewis was a mermaid? I never told you.”

He looks quickly at Lewis to make sure he knows that. Lewis’s mouth tilts up at one side and he doesn’t say anything. Mick curls his toes and uncurls them.

“I didn’t either,” Lewis says, looking up at Sebastian. He wraps a wet hand around Mick’s ankle, thumb brushing along his instep.

Sebastian shrugs, face flat and still in that way that he does right before he’s about to tell a joke that he is particularly proud of. His mouth is twitching.

“Ah, you know,” he starts, shrugging. “The smell of fish is very strong around him, yes?”

He catches hold of Mick’s t-shirt when Lewis pulls Sebastian in by the foot, dragging both of them down. Mick swallows a dreadful amount of sea water, laughing and then choking. Lewis’s hands are cold and soft on his elbows when he pulls him back up to the surface.

5. Lewis’s shoulders are bare and broad as he arches in the air, whole body twisting and tucking as he dives back into the water. Show off.

Mick reaches out a hand and Lewis swims closer, humming. It’s still too early for other surfers to be out, sun not yet risen, tide in and calm.

Mick lies his chest flat on his board, one arm folded under his chin, the other still outstretched. Lewis’s curls are damp at the edges and loose around his face. Mick tucks one behind his ear when he gets close enough.

“I’ve wanted to do this for a while,” he says, and Lewis only raises is eyebrows.

“Have you?”

“Yes,” and when Mick kisses him, he tastes of salt and his lips are cold but his tongue is warm and everything is wet. He realises if he holds Lewis’s chin in one hand, fingers on his cheek, he can feel how the lines around Lewis’s mouth deepen when he smiles.

#ok this is definitely not what u wanted im sorry but my brain broke thank u for this #this was a v fun format i have to say! #inspired by the lovely naila’s valewis mermaid lewis fic ofc #schumilton #f1 #little fics

[dersitedreamr]

Bulleted list on Dave traits/behaviors mostly just how i perceive him and as reference for me as a dave-enjoyer but maybe could resonate with any of u ranges from having canon basis to no/little canon basis:

Actually not an idiot and is smart.

On that topic not a big reader but clearly some1 who likes to learn as much as he can about any given topic (especially if it relates to his interests or whatever is most important at the time)

A dickhead for sure lol

Not as emotionally/socially stunted as fandom likes to push?? Exhibits a fair amount of emotional intelligence sometimes more than others around him??

Sappy as fawwwwkk (refer to his bday letter to john pls)

Incredibly loyal and caring. Def a ride or die kind of friend

capable of being serious. Between rose he is usually the first to Be Serious and cut through the BS (in regards to like. Emotional situations w/e)

Kay rest under cut

a bit of a freak a bit of a weirdo . Jus a lil

idk if this is like a trait or just a result of his role in HS but some1 who is willing to take up lots of heavy responsibility and face the consequences if its for the best. Usually wants to do it OVER others so he can spare others from having to deal with the same struggle.

Is a complete actual geek/hobbyist/nerd when it comes to his interests and knows everything there is to know. (Photography interest, dark room for film development)

His knowledge is a hodgepodge of sitting and forcing himself to actually read a manual and saying fuck it we ball

Quote he lives by: this is so fucking stupid wouldnt it be funny if i took it seriously and made the best stupid thing ever.

Certified Internet Person . Twitter Addict and Blog Runner.

Has a mean streak where he likes to make fun of ppl he thinks are stupid/annoying by making them think theyre/he is “in” on the joke when they are in fact the punchline. (Rose is like this too)

dead pan as fuuuuck tells a joke and doesnt smile. Doesnt laugh at other peoples jokes even if he thinks theyre funny.

Def doesnt like ppl who are loud/noisy ornery or really nit-picky/fussy. So like dont be in his business or checking over his shoulder or freaking out over every minor thing

#Dave #guys Dave can be someone so fun #fighting Against the cartoon dad-ification of dave #Sorry being annoying as fawk again #Dave strider

[another-corpo-rat]

Prompts: Born to Die Adam Smasher/OC Warnings for mentioned injuries and violence Summary: Smasher’s AV is hit by Animals jacked up on Juice. Victoria gets injured, he doesn’t handle it well.

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Violence in Night City rarely had a glimpse of reason to its existence; families gunned down because their car just happened to be between a gang and their target, lives lost or ruined because someone somewhere had a chip on their shoulder and were determined to make the rest of the city pay in blood. Sometimes there was a stupid amount of eddies up for grabs, others they were bored and had access to big fucking guns. Senseless and boringly familiar – Night City’s grime was a thin layer compared to the shit Adam had been knee-deep in when he was a fleshy still running the streets of New York.

Screams and wails, a small voice begging for their dead momma to wake up. Shouting over the gunfire, orders to push up. Secure the AV. His AV.

It all seemed distant, further than it actually was.

In the midst of it, he’s still. Standing sentinel over his netrunner’s prone body, watching the stain on her ridiculously expensive suit-jacket grow, her blood crawling through fine threads. The white one, because of course she wore white today. Anything to spite him.

He had nudged her, heard the too-sharp breath and immediately pulled away. Not for the first time did he curse her lack of metal; titanium ribs wouldn’t have shattered so easily, and syn-lungs were increasingly difficult to puncture. He had heard the crunch of bone when gravity yanked the AV down by the nose, tossing him right on top of her. She was lucky he had braced otherwise he would’ve crushed her completely.

It wasn’t the first time she had made him pause recently. He couldn’t figure out why. Why the roll of her shoulders commanded his eye, why that stupid accent of hers drew his ear and held his attention better than any barked order, threat, or insult throughout his life ever had. Why he felt warm when she smiled at him, mind buzzing in a way it hadn’t for a while. Not since Michiko. Her smiles had been stupid things too.

Maybe he knew something would happen. That some bullshit would tear her from his hold.

Another AV rumbles above him, a siren blaring. Trauma Team. Fucking finally.

“Took your sweet fucking time.” He growls as they surround her, guns pointed at him. The one closest trembles, the shaking to their fingers slight but there. He ignores them, glaring straight at the EMT that rips open her shirt to get at her injuries. He could hear Victoria’s complaint, almost voices it for her: ‘It has buttons for a reason you bloody gonks.’

A glint pulls his attention to her face. Her optics were open but dim in their golden glow, hazy focus on him.

“A-Adam.” Her voice is weak, wet with blood. Quiet enough that even the EMT hovering over her doesn’t hear it. He does. He’s heard her say his name before – plenty of times. When she was particularly annoyed she’d follow it up with an insult that was too pretty in her accent for him to take her seriously.

Maybe his brain got rattled in the crash. Scrambled enough for her to sound so precious now. For his own words sound wrong in his head.

“TT-070 to Control. Patient NC721156 secured—”

Her vitals were steadying. She fights to keep her eyes open, to keep them on him as the team lifts her for extraction. It’s a battle she loses.

A bottle shatters where she was moments ago. A ganger yells ‘fucking Trauma!’ behind him. Fucking pricks.

He turns from her pool of blood, from his crashed AV.

He’d get a new one. A new AV. Not a netrunner – because Victoria will be fine. She’ll survive or he’ll tear into the gates of Hell itself and drag her back kicking and screaming. He���d get her a new suit, as many as she could possibly want.

“They’re tryna take off!” Trauma Team’s AV rumbles heavily, its engines lifting the armoured mass steadily and quickly. Its turrets focus on those coming in from the front. Oblivious to the RPG-toting dickhead re-loading, readying for the order from an even bigger dickhead further back. “Keep ‘em down!”

 Julio had been with the Animals for a while now – since Sasquatch herself picked him out of the gutter by the scruff of his neck and told him to stop being a leech on his mother’s already thin purse. He wasn’t the strongest, and god knew he wasn’t the smartest either. But he had good aim, could keep himself steady where his mates were a bit shaky from the juice.  It’s why Bull let him be the one to fire on the Arasaka AV. But steady hands and a keen eye didn’t mean jackshit when the RPG was torn from his grip, his wrists almost pulled with it.

The point of the grenade was shoved into the meat of his stomach, ripping through skin and muscle from force alone.

All he can hear is his pulse in his ears. Deafened to his own scream as a titan of dark chrome and piercing optics twists the launcher. Its finger hovers over the trigger.

“Count yourself lucky, boy.” The heavy voice shakes his bones. Or maybe that’s just him. Trembling like a coward. “The rest of you won’t die half as quick if she does.”

He pops. An explosion of viscera and shards.

The metal of his implants are little more than shrapnel, lodging deep into the skin of his fellow Animals. It merely glances off of Adam’s chrome as he tosses the RPG aside, flexing his fingers as the rest of the pack finally realise what just happened. The hum in his circuitry is familiar this time, it builds in his arm, cannon ready before the panels fully slide back.

Animals they called themselves. At least they knew they were meant for the slaughter.

#cyberhanami23 #cyberpunk 2077 #Adam Smasher #cyberpunk oc #corpo v #Victoria Crane #fic tag #my writing #Smasher like lol I know this bitch going to hell #Victoria has so many bones I can break #Ship: Gilded Chrome

[catfishofoldin99colours]

sending guitarspear right back at you lol

I'm love them..... Adam sucks so much and lute is such an asshole and they deserve each other <3

Ok but like seriously I'm like. Adam has lost both his wives, very likely through his own fault as well as Lucifer's interference (no one is perfect or fully to blame in this particular situation, they're all at fault), and while he sucks so much and was handed these things along with being the first man and is generally The Worst .... Losing people who for all intents and purposes were supposed to be with you and love you, that hurts. It hurts a lot.

I don't condone Adams actions or behaviour, but I can understand how losing Lilith and eve, both indirectly to lucifer, would hurt, after he was given the promise of being the First Man and the creator of humanity and all that promise likely entailed.

Honestly, when I think about Adam and what's going on in his squishy little dickface head, it leads me into the same roads thinking about this show always does - is it a person's fault for believing what they're told about themselves? Are the actions they do as a result of this belief that hurt people fully to blame on them?

Heaven and hell do not exist in a vacuum in the original texts. God is not blameless, in my humble opinion, for the events that transpire and lead to the bible we know today. And I don't know how much hazbin intends to fuck around with the original text (Adam can't enter heaven in the Bible cos he committed the original sin and they've already fucked with that) but it's interesting to consider the larger implications of what they have already used and what might come later.

Adam sucks and he believes he is owed a woman's love and subservience. We know he demanded Lilith's subservience from the beginning (but who's telling that story? What are they skewed by? Is Charlie's account of the original story of Eden to be trusted? She is Lilith's daughter, and has only known hell as her home, can we trust what we says the whole time?)

But who told Adam that he was owed that? Was he made with that idea in his mind? Was he told Lilith, and subsequently Eve, would be his? Was he led to believe he could demand these things with no consequences to anyone else's wellbeing?

And if so... Is it his fault if he believes that?

These are the kinds of things I think about with these stories. I honestly don't think the show is intelligent enough or well written enough to properly go into them in a way I would find satisfying, but I do like the implications of some of the writing and what I can think about beyond that.

Anyway, back to Adam and lute.

Adams whole deal is that he's lost women who were supposed to be his, and that hurts as much as he is a dickhead about it. It makes me think that deep down he's lost the ability to trust that anyone will stay and, y'know, actually like him as a person. Yes, he sucks so fucking much, but when you're faced with the prospect of being a shitty person and having no one like you at all, or being a shitty person in control of lots of nice things, who wouldn't pick the second option? He's a human through and through to me, full of petty jealousy and righteous anger and generally a stupid mean dickhead who enjoys being nasty for fun.

Enter lute, who stands next to him with everything. Lute, who is his second in command, who not only tolerates his crass humour and vulgar language but seems to engage with it in her own way. Lute who is wholeheartedly on board with the violent eradication of the sinners, to the point that she absolutely believes people need to die if they can't live to a standard set by someone else (again, who sets this standard and why?)

Lute, who is every bit as awful and horrible as Adam is, and matches him in a way seemingly Lilith or Eve didnt.

Lute, who stayed.

They're not good people and frankly I don't want them to be - to me they're a product of being created to serve a purpose that you really don't have all the answers for and have no say in; Adam to populate humanity, Lute to destroy what heaven deems destroyable and wrong.

Who sets the terms of their existence? Do they have an agenda to fulfill? Some goal they want to reach? How do Adam and Lute, and by extension the exorcists and heaven and hell, play into this? What is the purpose of punishing people, and creating people to punish those, and who creates the rules that mean these punishments happen? By extension, who creates the rules that rewarding people like Adam and Lute happen? Why? And is it their fault if they are wholeheartedly led to believe that they are deserving of the status they have when they very clearly do not have the full picture of the situation at large?

They're so interesting to me and I love them so much.

Also I'm just a sucker for hardass terrible female characters who do not so right things and the sleazebag men they want to jump so. There.

#catfish speaks #this got long but im on mobile so i cant see How long #sorry not sorry you get my thoughts abour religion with all of this #genuinely this show is so interesting to me to think about #anyway. wahoo #theres not quite as much analysis of adam and lute that i wanted to talk about #but ill save thay for fanfiction character studies i think #this is like th meta video essay On the text #the exegesis if you will #the text is the fucked up fanfics ive been writing in my own time #theyre sooooooo. i love them

[oh-surprise-its-me]

Roy/Jamie fic idea: Roy is secretly a centuries old vampire who can withstand sunlight. Something happens that leaves Roy cut up and bleeding out. He has no choice but to ask Jamie for his blood. Even though he's terrified, Jamie gives his consent. The second Roy gently sinks his teeth into Jamie's neck and tastes his blood, Roy knows he's ruined for all others. Jamie himself has never experienced something so intimate and amazing and he's just as gone for Roy. It gets complicated, but they figure out the possibility of eternity together

AHHHHH

I don’t think I can describe my love for vampires.

The driver was drunk. Roy is starting to fade in and out but Christ at least Jamie is mostly okay just his broken arm from where Roy shoved him out of the way. The driver is dead. Slammed into Roy and then a tree, Jamie wanted to check on Roy first but he insisted Jamie go to the human.

God of all the years being alive Roy has never felt pain like this. He knows he can’t technically die but god he can get close. But Jamie still needs medical attention. He’s got a cut on his head from falling and the broken arm is seriously at a fucked up angle.

The only choice if fly but he’s way to weak for that. He’ll need blood.

He can’t drink from the dead drunk dickhead. Because, well, dead blood doesn’t work.

Jamie is crying. God he’ll have to ask Jamie. Christ he doesn’t want to ask Jamie for that. It’s too intimate, too close to what Roy craves.

“Jamie.” Almost like he’s summoned out of his fit Jamie throws himself at Roy. “Woah it’s okay I’m fine. I’ll be fine I just need to ask something strange, and no it’s not a concussion.”

Jamie scrubs at his face with his bloody hand. “Alright anything.”

“I need to drink your blood.”

Jamie blinks.

“Uh mate no I think you need to lie down I can try and run to find cell reception. I’m sorry about by stupid fucking let’s run in the country idea.”

Roy sighs. He sits up with a huff. “No Jamie I’m a vampire.”

“Bullshit. You’d be a werewolf.”

Roy growls. He lets his fangs drop, and opens his mouth for Jamie to see.

“Oh shit mate you aren’t fucking me around.”

Jamie looks shocked but there’s a hit of something else Roy can’t pick out in his face. “No not ‘fucking you around’ I’m a vampire Jamie and I need blood to fly us home.”

Jamie has a bit more of the unknown look in his face. “Alright sure.. want my wrist or like ankle, how much are you gonna take??”

Roy sighs. Normally a wrist would work but he needs a good amount. “No neck would be best.”

Jamie goes a bit red at that. “Yeah course just don’t drain me. Shit sure. Uhh yeah go for it I command you or like allow you or permit you or whatever to suck my blood. Side question do you sparkle?”

“Command?”

“I don’t fucking know don’t you have to be invited places.”

“Sparkle?”

“Twilight.”

“No that’s a stupid fucking myth some jackass started.”

“Oh.”

“And no sparkly vampires are for Mormons with bad fashion.” “You’ve watched twilight??”

“Come here and straddle me it’ll be easiest and I can hold your neck.”

Jamie goes tinted red at this point. Huh. Maybe he does want Roy how Roy wants him.

He crawls into Roy’s lap. Bracing his one okay hand on Roy’s shoulders, and sets the fucked arm in his lap, he leans his head back. Roy cradles the back of Jamie’s head. “Okay?” Jamie takes a Deep breath. “Okay.” Roy hesitates for a second. Then he darts forward and plunges his teeth in.

Oh god that’s good. God it’s perfect. Jamie is perfect. Of course his blood is perfect. He tastes like home. Roy knows of other vamps saying their person tasted like home but he never thought he’d have it.

Jamie let’s out a moan. Oh? Oh. He likes it. “Roy.”

Christ that’s going to be burned into Roy’s fantasies for a long time.

He stops drinking for a second, he’s already feeling stronger. He pulls back and looks at Jamie, his pupils are blown black. He looks like he should be on silk bed sheets instead of a country road.

Roy licks his teeth. “You okay.” Jamie lets out a quiet moan. “It always feel that good?” Roy shakes his head “uh no, you uh you’re special.”

Jamie nods, not really understanding but wanting Roy to continue but first. “Kiss me?” Roy looks at Jamie. How could he ever resist. “Always.”

He kisses him. God it feels like coming home. Perfect. Sweet. Bloody. Slick.

Roy pulls away with a gasp, “okay enough. Come on.” Jamie nods. “We get to do that again right.” “Right now in fact.”

The sound Jamie lets out should be illegal. Roy bites the other side of his neck, no good reason other then wanted to see Jamie marked up. He drinks with less urgency this time. He can feel Jamie’s pulse. God that’s good. But it’s time for them to go to a hospital.

He pulls himself away. Shushing Jamie when he whimpers, “it’s alright we can do that again, just time to fly.” Jamie looks excited at that. “Fly? Like Peter Pan?” Roy chuckles, lifting himself off the ground while still holding Jamie. “Basically yeah but Pan is a prick.”

“No fucking way he’s real.”

“He’s not I just wanted to fuck with you.”

“Dick!” Jamie smacks Roy’s chest.

Six months later Roy turns Jamie into a vampire, Jamie is extremely excited to learn that the only way they can ever die is if they kill each other. Because vampires are immortal unless the person they’ve taken the most blood from decides to kill them.

You better believe Roy and Jamie got busy in those months.

Years later (10ish) supernatural creatures become more known and even loved so a supernatural league of soccer become a thing and Jamie gets to live his dream for years!

Because you know my vampires my lore.

#jamie tartt #ted lasso #roy kent #jamie x roy #vampire #vampire au #roy kent x jamie tartt #royjamie #got a bit distracted from the prompt so sorry about that #but I had a REALLY fun time writing this #thanks for the ask !! #got a bit into the blood drinking bit #i love vampires god i love them #can you tell I’m not British because i don’t use prick I use dick LMAO #do uh British people call people prickheads??? or does dickhead transfer over…

[nayialovecat]

Ok, after watching the last two episodes of the series, I have a lot of comments, but first these two main ones…

(warning! spoilers!)

WHAT THE HELL IS LILITH DOING IN HEAVEN?!

WHAT THE FUCK, SIR PENTIOUS?!

Ok, now step by step…

I really like Carmilla's new song. The words, the way of sing and music, and the choreography of the characters are simply wonderful. In general, this character is slowly becoming my favourite overlord of hell.

Rosie is so cute and charming! I didn't expect this, but… I love her and her cannibals. Seriously, I didn't expect this.

Niffty! Gosh, Niffty won it all with her final stab (or rather with about 20 stabs, lol).

Ok, ok… let's sum it up. When does Helluva Boss take place, since there is probably more access to angelic weapons there? Or maybe I'm wrong? All in all, Carmilla had quite a stockpile of weapons…

Alastor… I can't believe he let himself be defeated by a son of er… by a dickhead like Adam.

Sir Pentious… I cried. But at least he finally confessed his feelings to Cherri… (and I like the scene before, with last night :3) But then in the scene where he landed in Heaven - man, did he find a way to get sinners to Heaven? Die to protect loved ones? So why didn't anyone get there from hell like that before, seriously, no one has ever done it?! Carmilla almost died! I can't believe these two were the only ones!

WHAT THE FUCK. Adam had the power to vaporize the entire ship, including all of its occupants, with virtually the snap of a finger. How was Hell still standing? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU, ADAM?

Lute's sparing scene is stupid and pointless, why do all series have to have scenes like this? Killing random angels whose names we don't know is ok - let's blow up their heads and slash or stab them. But when we have a character mentioned by name - we suddenly spare her?! WHAT THE FUCK?! If only it was said that she was some close friend of Vaggie's, her ex-girlfriend… whatever! But the bitch just gouged out Vaggie's eye and took her place next to Adam! Fucking hell… I hate this scene. I hate all scenes of this type in all works that have ever been created, are created and will be created - YOU WILL NOT CHANGE MY OPINION.

Adam died, Adam died! Hurrah! Here now new target: Valentino… (by the way, I'm surprised he didn't send Angel Dust to work during these two days)

Lucifer was AMAZING. Especially with the line "and your second wife too".

My friend Titatotrix's theory that Alastor sold his soul to Lilith sounds quite reasonable, especially in the light of the final scenes with him.

LILITH, WHAT THE FUCK?!

#Hazbin Hotel #spoilers #Nayia recommends #2nd season plz

[dead-yandere]

Lumine character study

ALTERNATE TITLE: Lumine makes a mess and doesn’t clean it up.

Takes place after the main Liyui Archon quest, but before she goes to Inazuma

WARNINGS: DEAD DOVE, unusual writing (not in her pov but written as though it is), pseudo-necrophilia, crazy blood and murder, defiling of corpses written in both a comedic and somewhat erotic way,

viewer discretion is advised.

sat on top of Qingxu Pool’s tallest mountain, is a young blonde. The tippity top is hardly wide enough to sit herself, so imagine Paimon’s disappointment when she just has to float beside her. She can disappear at whim, so Lumine doesn’t really… care… She’d rather stare down at the Fatui encampment below them. The payment is good, she’s not scared of them… but there is an undeniable disadvantage.

She should be proud. Not many others are capable of boasting a vision, let alone a powerful one, let alone two… probably more once she continues her travels through Teyvat. No matter what she tells herself, though, none of it helps with how clammy, sweaty, shaky her hands are, almost slipping off the rocks she’s clinging so dearly for life onto. Okay. Calm down. Fatui members.

6 Fatui skirmishers. More than the usual bunch, great. Cryogunner… Hydrogunner… Fucking hate that combo, c’mon guys… Electrohammer, one of those guys that can just disappear… the annoying geo shielder… two pyroslingers…

“Hey, Paimon,” The strange little girl appears in her face, zero regard for her personal space (the usual.) “If I jumped down and hit em with a super high up aerial attack, y’think it’d kill at least one of em? Maybe make em dizzy, at least?” Shit. Being nervous is one thing, but if Paimon tries to comfor-

The little girl looks down at the group, guarding a Rex Lapis artefact they stole. Why can’t Zhongli deal with this? Dickhead. “Umm… Paimon thinks that if you jump down there, um, you’re gonna lose… pretty fast…” Great. Discouragement. Exactly what Lumine needed.

“Thanks. If I die, then Tartagles will totes leave the fatui with a heavy heart, hey Paimon?” She gets up, barely able to balance without rocks chipping away.

“Lumine, stop talking like that- and you can’t seriously think he’d do th- HEY-“ She didn’t even get to finish that sentence before Lumine’s already flying down, less than gracefully, at her adversaries.

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my ass is NOT writing a fight scene . be grateful it’d take up too much space in a tumblr fic anyways

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Bruised, bleeding… Paimon was right…

Lumine spits out some blood as she turns toward the now corpses of those enemies she was so scared of going against. “P-Pretty bang-up job, eh?” With her hands on her hips and a smirk on her face, Lumine proudly states so… Paimon’s still staring at her in horror, and now disgust and worry. “… Hey. Here’s some mora…” She passes a bag of coins to the small girl. “I’ll um, I’ll clean up. Pretty nasty mess for some innocent civilians to walk in on, eh? You can like, do whatever in Liyue. Your choice on where you stay tonight!” Great deal, right? Lumine’s out of her way and Paimon can do whatever she wants!

“Aren’t you um… injured? As the best tour guide in Teyvat!! um! Paimon thinks Lumine should go to a clinic quickly… or at least Qiqi.” The little girl tries to persuade, but a simple “Paimon. I’m fine. Leave me alone.” Is enough for her to finally teleport away. At least for some time.

The sun is setting. The air is cold, enough to give goosebumps, but nothing more. In another world, Lumine was an artist. In another world, Lumine would have been painting this picture, one of a lone girl standing over corpses far larger than her, with humid, strangely stale air, keeping her hair from flowing too much. This is beautiful. She’s beautiful. She closes her eyes as she soaks it all in, imagining another person may see if they walk by. Qingxu Pool is quiet, generally lonely, but she should… still be considerate, she supposes.

First, the electrohammer douche. Before she was capable of landing the final blow, he smashed her face in, WITH ELECTRICITY... Honestly, she should be glad she’s still alive. Maybe that’s why her mood’s been all over the place since then, though. Dick. Maybe she’ll gut him, leave his innards out for the beasts of Teyvat to devour. It’d be an embarrassment to the Tsaritsa to have her pawns left like this, right? As she pulls off the heavy armour, she smiles warmly at the sight of his torso, twisted, broken, damaged beyond return, visibly changed from the strong Anemo currents that blasted through his body while she fought him. She quietly prays for those that she’s let escape. The fatui, sure, if they escaped they could get help with only a chance of permanent damage and retirement… But the hilichurls? The slimes, the abyss mages? She highly doubts that the beings under the Abyss Order gain any sort of help if they come back injured. Her brother may be kind, but to these types?

Anyways, removing the masks would give them back their humanity, so she’ll keep those on. It’ll also help show the fatui’s weakness, an enemy so strong they’re mutilated beyond return, but kind enough to keep their identities hidden away? She wonders if they’d see it that way. She’s gotta put SOME fear in the fatui, no? It’s not like she enjoys carefully cutting at the skin, pulling the entrails out with her bare, cold hands. It’s not like the hardly functioning organs, shifting and pulsing beneath her fingers, begging to still be of use, are giving her the weirdest boner ever. She’s not like Childe. Or Hu Tao. So why does the image of her enemy’s suffering, brutalized, agonizing corpse, give her such… weird feelings?

Once she’s got her joy from the electro vision wielder, she’s ready to move on. Both the cryo and hydro fatui are far too large to properly move, no offence… but that’s not a reason to not try! Maybe she’ll lay them down, head in the water, so it looks like they just passed out and died via drowning. That’d be kinda funny. If she plays around too much it’ll be totes obvious the crazy hot chick that killed them has something wrong in the brain. Last thing she wants is to lose her innocent cute girl look. Sad!

Then she remembers. Hm. Uh oh.

Lumine gets up with an awkward stumble, glancing around the area. Shit. She never dealt with the one that can disappear, right? Um…… What’re those guys called again?

“Ummm…. Fatui pyro agent…….?” She whisper-yell-questions, as she gets up and properly looks around. If he got away, not good. Not good at all. He knows how she looks. He… probably… knows what she’s done with the corpses. “Pinkity promise not to tell everyone? I’ll prommy not to kill you!” As usual, not taking anything nearly as seriously as someone like her should. After finding no blood trails, nor any elemental ones nearby, she accepts her fate. Can’t chase something that’s long gone. Letting her anxiety ease itself, she turns towards the pyroslinger, who she left a less than ideal gash in between the ribs of.

She flips the body over, staring, almost instantly using her hands to prod inside of it’s wounds. Hehehe. Ugh. The only one who’d even be vaguely understanding of her strange… joys… is Childe. Okay. Maybe Hu Tao. But still. THE PROSPECTS AREN’T GOOD!! Two of Liyue’s biggest creeps shouldn’t even be compared to Lumine. All these complaints as she defiles this corpse. Whatever! She’s having fun and that’s really all that matters, so long as she isn’t caught, right?

Two more left. And she really would like to describe in detail what she’s done to them, but, ah, well…

She mutilates the corpses to the point of no recognizability other than the cloth covering their bodies and the masks on their heads. But now her dress is bloody. Like, more red than white bloody. Why must her life be filled with turmoil?

As she washes her bloodied dress in a pool of water, she looks at the scene left behind. Truthfully 0 explanation for the way the bodies will be found, all left in varying, entirely different ways. It doesn’t necessarily matter, not like Childe will defend them, the far from loyal Harbinger has made it abundantly clear that those that are weaker, are worthless. Good thing he’ll never find out she almost got her shit kicked in! Tee-hee!

As she limps back to Liyue, she finds that same agent that got away, bleeding, disheveled, leaning on a rock. Hm… guess there’s more time to plan a variety of ways to convince Paimon she’s been this big of a mess since the original encounter!

#yandere genshin impact #dead dove do not eat #character study #she’s not a yandere. shes something worse m #I POSTED THIS TOO EARLY :( #reblogged and fixed a lil bit #yall got to see the first draft. devastated

[stardustinyoureyes]

Unnecessarily Long S3 Trailer Analysis

Read more cause of spoilers

General thoughts:

APOCALYPSE NUMBER 3, HERE WE GO!!!

Honestly think that every season is going to be about stopping the apocalypse, and you know what? I'm fine with that.

PERFECT song for the trailer, 10/10

I love how they are referring to the Umbrellas and Sparrows as siblings straight out of the gate, let them be a big happy family!!

The Sparrows seem less intense in the trailer than they have been in the rest of the promotional material. Like, we see them grooving, we see Marcus going to a diner with Viktor, we see them getting beat by the Umbrellas multiple times. I like it. Seeing them as actual people and not invincible, emotionless superheroes drives home how Reginald fucked up yet another group of literal children.

Klaus, ending up in an alternate timeline that is going to be destroyed in less than a week: It's a tits-out kind of look.

Seriously, I don't think he has a single outfit with a closed, full-length shirt, and you know what? Valid.

I wasn't sure whether Fei's power was turning into birds or controlling them, this trailer confirms it's the latter

Looks like Lila joins up with them early on. GOOD. SHE'S A PART OF THE FAMILY NOW.

The dickhead moment...iconic. Peak sibling energy. I love them so much.

Various things that caught my eye:

Younger!Reginald, this might be a scene about when he first came to earth and it'll explain their origins a little bit

FIVE'S FUCKING FISHING OUTFIT. Amazing. Five toasting their untimely demise. Amazing. Klaus's outfit. Amazing. Dear God I want to have brunch with the two of them.

Blood bag that gets blown up by the kugelblitz. I'm guessing someone gets severely hurt and ends up in the hospital. Honestly could see it being an Umbrella or a Sparrow. I've seen a few people theorizing that one of the Sparrows will die, idk if I agree but I can definitely see one of them almost dying. Maybe one of the episodes will end in a cliffhanger where it looks like someone's going to die, but then they don't, like with Allison in S1.

Had to zoom in so this pic is pretty blurry, but that person is definitely wearing a hat. So this is Klaus getting attacked by Ben during their first encounter. Fun.

Five being the one to punch Ben in the face...he'd do anything for his siblings, including hurt another sibling.

Love Fei just chilling, watching Luther getting the shit beat out of him. Icon. It looks like Marcus's power is literally the exact same as Luther's, since I don't think he'd be able to punch Luther out if he didn't have super strength too. Maybe it'll turn out there's another aspect to it, but for now it seems like they're the same. Imagine having the most generic superpower out of all of your siblings and being like "well at least I'm the only one with the power" and then finding out that someone else has your incredibly basic power too. I'd be so pissed. F in the chat for Luther.

Pretty sure this is the basement that Marcus was in from that one still. Was the thing he looking at this weird-ass ball? Also, is that a framed picture of Marcus in the bottom left corner? Is this basement his playroom or something??? He just goes down there to hang out and ends up encountering a fucking Gastly-looking ball of electricity?? Okay.

What the dog doing? Oh, right, dissolving into a pile of ash. Okay. Also apparently being a concierge or something at the Hotel Oblivion.

(I fucking swear, if they bring in Mr. Pennycrumb to just kill him off, I will be so pissed.)

DIEGO AND LILA FIGHTING BACK TO BACK HELL YES A WIN FOR THE BISEXUALS!!! THEY'VE LITERALLY GOT EACH OTHER'S BACK!!!! LET THEM KICK SOMEONE'S ASS TOGETHER!!!

MARCUS'S FACE LMAOOO. Luther makes some of the best faces out of all of them, I'm glad to see Number 1 in this timeline is the same way.

Also, absolute king shit from Viktor. The growth.

Viktor in S1: *Apologizes for breathing*

Viktor in S3: Fuck you, you wish you were me.

More pics in reblog...lots more...

#the umbrella academy #tua #tua s3 spoilers #tua s3 #they posted the trailer today for my birthday how kind of them

[defavorise]

IC TASK #001  — TIME CAPSULE @ogdencollegerp​

For all intents and purposes, a time capsule for Ogden University was cliche and superficial and every other negative term Sloane could think of. Surely whoever had organized it peaked in high school or college. What would four measly years of her life even mean if she's going to be in her seventies by the time the video would be released? It was stupid. A waste of her time. It was something she wouldn't even remember doing and whatever email gets sent out to her she'll ask her future assistant to promptly delete. 

That being said she was still a woman of her craft.

Sloane pulls out her camera, her good camera which cost about the same as tuition for one year at Ogden and sets it in front of her. The idea of using anything else (especially her cellphone, ugh) seemed insulting. If she was going to do this, it would be good quality. She'd add shots from her films and other projects in the beginning to add time to the video. Some piano music wouldn't hurt either, something light but melancholic. 

"You seem to be waiting for something, rather than someone." The camera pans to Sloane. "I'm sure whoever's watching this has never even heard of Cleo a Cinq de Sept. You little shits probably don’t even know who Agnès Varda is. Unless you’re, like, a real nerd.” She fidgets in her seat, always more comfortable behind the camera rather than in front of it. “My point is, Ogden is where your dreams go to die and if you’re currently enrolled in their film program you should drop out. I know it’s me, and hopefully you know I am, but seriously it’ll eat you from the inside out. So don’t wait.” 

She hadn’t planned on saying much else but she felt unsatisfied even if she had meant what she said. “Ogden is...what you make of it. It’s a rich school full of fake assholes so if your expectations aren’t already in Hell, lower them. If you choose not to care about what those people think though it’s more than tolerable. This is the perfect time in your life to really focus on what’s important. Also to create. Just— make fucking art while you’re here. Make good art. Make bad art. Don’t wait for anything or anyone to tell you. That ball you're waiting to drop? It's not going to happen. Don’t make excuses. Don’t take anyone’s shit, especially not from some privileged future Wall Street dickhead. College is hard enough without all the extra noise.” 

“Also, don’t disappear without a trace and leave a bunch of cryptic notes for your peers to find. It’s dramatic and fucking weird and it’s already been done.” 

#this is RUSHED because i still have a migraine </3 #( *ooc . ) #ogdentask

[biomecharnotaurus]

INCEL PEEPEE PISS BOY PRIMEVAL HEADCANNONS

The fact that I instantly understood who you were talking about is amazing anon ❤️

Headcanon A:  realistic.

- I'm pretty sure he is too a bit depressed, I mean look at him, he literally knows he is gonna die because Flynn is fucking cool and he always wins because PLOT SHIELD but he just accepts it. He is there like "Yeah I'll try but yep, that's it" and I mean, fair

Headcanon B: while it may not be realistic it is hilarious.

- Listen. This man is canonically so fucking hilarious. HE IS A GOD BUT HE CAN'T CREATE IMMORTALITY, HE HAS TO CREATE ANOTHER WHOLE ASS SPECIES SO THEY CAN CREATE IMMORTALITY FOR HIS SILLY ANTHROPOMORPHIC MONKEYS, IT TAKES TOO LONG AND THEN HE FUCKING WANTS TO GO FULL ASS GENOCIDE ON THE POOR GUYS THAT DISCOVERED HOW TO NOT DIE BECAUSE HE ASKED THEM TO DO SO BECAUSE HE IS LOSING AGAINST THE DEMONS AND HE IS FRUSTRATED??? LIKE THAT'S GONNA GIVE YOU IMMORTALITY???????? Also the fact that he corrupted Urdak by flirting with Khan is still so fucking funny to me. Imagine your son fucking puts you in orb jail because you are being cringe and the first thing you do is flirt with some random space squid woman. HOW DID I TAKE HIM SERIOUSLY FOR ALL OF THIS TIME

Headcanon C: heart-crushing and awful, but fun to inflict on friends.

- OKAY HE IS A COMPLETE IDIOT AND A DICKHEAD BUT BEFORE GETTING CORRUPTED HE TRIED. Like, yes he cared about the people of Jekkad, he didn't like seeing his mortals die because of the demons, he should've started to help killing them to stop the invasion, but he panicked and he tried doing the immortality thing, it took too much time and it was too late, but there was an attempt at least. I'm pretty sure if a not corrupted Davoth from another dimension saw what the fuck he did in the Eternal timeline he would be desperate, or at least he would cry.

Headcanon D: unrealistic, but I will disregard canon about it because I reject canon reality and substitute my own.

- Scrapped dragon form canon idc

#Davoth #ask #anon

[emersonfreepress]

Yo wassup, it's ya boi Spanish pet name anon back at it again with more random mc facts. (is this cringe-enough yet? good.) ((this is just an info dump, so please don't feel the need to read all of this shit, lol))

More random info bout my babe:

(Kinda political, I guess? seriously, you don't have to post this if you don't want to) Spent a year and a half in juvie for "Attempted Arson" after helping burn down a superrich alt-right Nazi dickhead's poolhouse. My boy had just turned 14, and the only reason they got caught was because one of the kids in the group he did it with ratted him and the others out.

Unsurprisingly made friends with other baby anarchists while in juvie and still tries to keep in touch with them once he got out. (kinda political over, lol)

Moving onto something a little less (or more depending on the person) polarizing.

(religion CW) He's an ex-catholic, and I see him as coming from a religious background/family. Never really liked the whole fire and brimstone, repent or die spiel he grew up having to listen to. The only things he really appreciated about his religion were how pretty the stained glass windows the old church in his hometown had and, as he got older, the really buff angel statues/paintings. Does get nostalgic when he hears the reverberation of organ music. Still has the little gold cross baby necklace he got when he was baptized. (religion CW over)

The only person he could really relate to in his family was his mother's sister, his Aunt Isobel. Always looked up to her because of how much of a badass she is. (I could honestly talk about her for days, lol.)

Speaking of his aunt, she was the first person he ever came out to. He initially never really labeled his sexuality, but he'd later feel comfortable falling under the pansexual and demiromantic labels as he got older.

He's also nonbinary! He was never bothered being called by the pronouns he was given at birth, but being called "son" or "boy" didn't really fit right. He's always felt that his agab shouldn't get to dictate and define what he calls himself.

I could go on and on, honestly, so I'm just gonna stop here, lol! If you are interested in hearing more about my boy, let me know! Also, let me know if this is annoying as fuck, and I'll stop!

Anyway, I hope you're having a good day and that you have a lovely weekend! ❤😊

well i mean "alt-right" is a newfangled 2010s term made to sanitize contemporary Christian fascism to the general public... but like anyway 😆 i digress lol i know what you mean here. the anarchist scene in Emerson is tiny lol good job on them for finding some fellow babies somehow

This is what I'd call Super Headcanon-y since MC's family has always been pretty secular 😅 But coming out to their aunt makes total sense!! I legit might make that a background option for queer MCs, it's that correct and good.

I don't mind this btw! Took me forever to publish it, but I do love hearing about people's New Kids 🥰

#lovely anon #new kids #family talk

[jotunvali02]

Just watched Wǔ xiá with Donnie Yen

Xu Baijiu is Javert and Liu Jinxi is Valjean. And so, you know what that means (WINK. WINK.)💘🏳️‍🌈

Except Javert never tried to murder Valjean TWICE just to support his suspicions! Seriously man, you have a big problem in your head!

"Why aren't your eyes green?" Dude, wtf?? Why are YOU a dickhead and fucking creep??

I would LOVE to gaze at Donnie Yen's heavenly beauty when he's asleep too but I'm sure he would kick me out.

I love little psychopathic Xiaotian. ^^

Nooo! I don't want Donnie-chan to cry.😭

Liu has the cutest braid.

And he's an hardcore vegan too.🥦💗 You arson my village and kill a few people of my clan? No big deal. You kill an innocent cow? Die bitch!

#Wǔ xiá 2011 #donnie yen #dragon 2011 #valvert #go vegan #save a horse ride a wing chun master #or just stare at his inhumanely beauty #^///^ #takeshi kaneshiro