incorrect quotes, outlast edition
Y/N: This is such a bad idea.
Miles: Then why are you coming along?
Y/N: One of us need to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.
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Miles: Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween! It's terrible for the environment!
Trager: Yeah! Locally sourced, all natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly!
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Y/N: *Stubs their toe* FUCK!
Waylon: Mind your language!
Y/N: What else am I supposed to say, “Woe is I”???
Waylon:
Y/N: You have to accept that swear words are necessary sometimes.
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Y/N: You saved me. I owe you my life.
Blake: No thanks. I’ve seen it and I’m not very impressed.
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Y/N: Do you have any skeletons in your closet?
Trager: You mean literally or figuratively?
Y/N: Honestly, the fact that I have to specify...
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Trager: BEHOLD, the field in which I grow my fucks! Lay thine eyes upon it, and thou shalt see that it is barren!
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Chris: What doesn't kill me should run, because now I'm fucking pissed.
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Eddie: Some of you may die, but that’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make.
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Eddie: Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.
Y/N: I think you mean cards.
Eddie, pulling knives out of their sleeves: No, I do not.
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Walrider: Physically, yes, I could fight a bird. But emotionally? Imagine the toll.
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Trager: I'm a reverse necromancer.
Jeremy: Isn't that just killing people?
Trager: Ah, technicality.
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Blake: That’s one of my biggest fears. Like, if I ever woke up as a donut...
Lynn: You would eat yourself?
Blake: I wouldn’t even question it.
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Knoth: What did you do with Marta's body?
Val: What didn’t I do with the body?
Knoth:
Val: Okay, that sounded more sexual than I intended. I disposed of the corpse respectfully.
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Knoth: You're right.
Val: That's... That's an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it?
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Marta: God, give me patience.
Val: I think you mean 'give me strength'.
Marta: If God gave me strength, you'd be dead.
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Y/N: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you.
Val: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.
Y/N: Absolutely not.
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Y/N: There is no future. there is no past. do you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every facet.
Val:
Marta:
Knoth:
Everyone Else At Y/N’s Surprise Birthday Party:
Val: All I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first.
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Lynn, trying to ask Blake out: Would you like to stay for dinner?
Val: WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER?
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Y/N: Naturally, we are on the cutting edge of technology.
Val, amazed: Wow...
Eddie, to Val: Well what does that mean?
Val: I don't know.
Val, to Y/N: What does that mean?
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Jessica: We need to get through this locked door. Lynn, give me your credit card.
Lynn: Here.
Jessica, pocketing it: Thanks. Blake, kick down the door.
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Jeremy: If you had to choose between Y/N and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose?
Trager: That depends, how much money are we talking about?
Y/N: Trager!
Jeremy: 63 cents.
Trager: I'll take the money.
Y/N: TRAGER!!!
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Frank: Schrödinger’s cat is overrated. If you wanna see something that’s both dead and alive you can talk to me any time of the day.
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Marta: Favorite horror movie?
Val: It
Knoth: Saw
Nick: Annabelle
Laird: High School Musical. after watching it I spent all my middle school years terrified that the entire school would start singing something and I’d be the only one who didn’t know the lyrics
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Heretic: So what’s for dinner?
Val, staring at the food they just burnt: Regret.
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Miles: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no clue what to put in them. Suggestions?
Waylon: Put spaghetti in it.
Miles: I'm currently taking suggestions from literally anyone but you.
Jeremy: Put spaghetti in it.
Miles: I'm currently taking suggestions from anyone but you two.
Trager: Put spaghetti in it.
Miles: I'm no longer taking suggestions.
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Eddie: I am not out of control! I'm a law-abiding citizen!
Waylon: Really? Name one law
Eddie: Don't kill people?
Waylon: That's on me. I set the bar too low.
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Knoth: *Walking into a room* Sorry I’m late... I was... doing things.
*Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder*
Val: *Out of breath* THEY PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKIN’ STAIRS.
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Blake: You're 'the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans', what does that mean?
Val: It means I was the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.
Blake: but what’s the first worst thing?
*Awkward pause*
Val: Blake, they...they weren’t always orphans.
Blake:
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Lynn: Must be hard not being able to laugh
Val: I do have a sense of humor you know
Lynn: I’ve never heard you laugh before
Val: I’ve never heard you say anything funny
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Pulptober 2022: 2 - Doc Savage
Well, this is going to be a low-effort post. The problem is, I already know the most basic things about Doc Savage from last year, and haven’t actually read any of his stories, so “look up who the hero is” is out, and so is drawing him. So, I did the one thing that I could think of, and looked him up on the Internet Archive. Things I found:
- A LOT of pulps about him (you do need to log in to access them),
- One or two issues in Dutch, French and Spanish,
- Comic books (which you also need to log in for),
- One book called “The evil in Pemberley House”, which is in no direct relation to Doc Savage, but the summary didn’t sound bad, and I need to save the title somewhere if I ever want to find it again (you need to be logged in for this one, too),
and the highlight:
- Couple of fanzines called “Doc Savage Quarterly”, which started in 1979.
There also appears to be a movie, from 1975. The people on Letterboxd seem to quite like it, based on the top six comments. Maybe I should give that one a chance. Does anyone know if it is any good?
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Truth + If you got a real, solid chance to rule the universe, would you do it?
TRUTH SERUM TIME !
Vegeta stayed pensive for a moment, his tail lazily swishing.
“If I had been asked that question 15 years ago I would have given a different answer. As of right now, no. I see no use for it. I had my chance with Babidi, to become the saiyan I had always wanted to be. All I felt after that was regret. I refuse to let that happen again. It was just a life long obsession, I got over it.”
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I Have Found A Solution!
So, obviously classic wizard robes aren’t wheelchair friendly. (Alright, admittedly this isn’t common knowledge and also this definitely isn’t a problem for most but listen, this is a problem for me and I’m pleased to present a solution for it nonetheless.)
The issue is in the sleeves and the length of the robes. The traditional trumpet style allows them to get snagged, dirty, and caught in the wheels.
This is distinctly not an issue with other mobility aids such as canes and crutches, these wizards are fine to carry on with their trumpet sleeves simply rolled up if needed.
Now, one solution might simply to shorten the sleeves and hem to be out of the way, but that looks rather silly so I won’t do that. Instead I propose the more elegant design of a hanging sleeve to maintain that flowy magical feel while allowing for better range of motion.
Honestly I just love the look of hanging sleeves in general and think more people should appreciate them, wheelchair user or not.
In conclusion…
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