#Someone needs to take a bath.

[unclefaust]

#baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #baldurs gate fanart #astarion #tav #baldurs gate astarion #tav x astarion #illithid #mind flayer #funny memes #redraw #Someone needs to take a bath.

[dirtytransmasc]

modern got au in which asha is a "teen parent"

or more accurately, asha and theon have a much larger age gap, 10/15-ish years, type of age gap (she's at least 18/19 and theon's only like 4/5), and in a series of freak events, their lives are turned on its head.

their brothers were dead. their mother and father were ruled incompetent, the former left a shell of herself after the loss of her sons, no longer able to care for her remaining children, the latter was never a father to begin with and he didn't seem to have any wish to become one now.

she was an adult by law, meaning she was free from the hell that was the system. her kid brother - the one who smiled at her for seemingly no reason, the one who crawled into her bed when thunder rattled the house, the brother who held her hand on their rare family outings - was not.

she couldn't leave him there, even if she wanted to, even if it would make her life so much easier. she wouldn't abandon him like the rest of their shitty family. he was blood for fucks sake, she'd die before she let's him get taken away from her and given away to strangers to be used and exploited or treated like a shelter puppy to be pitied and fawned over.

cue asha fighting for custody of her baby brother, doing whatever it takes to be deemed a suitable guardian, and the two of them taking on the world together.

more thoughts:

they have to find an apartment cause they can't afford to keep their family home. moving into the cheapest place they can find with only the stuff they can fit in asha's truck, sharing an air matress and eating off of a coffee table while watching movies they rented from the library.

asha cleaning her brother up before his first day at his new school, trying to get him to look suitable, but not really knowing what suitable means for a kid going into kindergarten/first grade

theon comforting his sister when she gets overwhelmed with it all, doing his best to ease her tears. the night ending with them both curled around each other, just two scared little kids trying their best.

asha fighting anyone she has to to keep custody of theon, whether it be the social worker, the judge, people who called cps to report her. she doesn't care, no one will take away her baby brother.

asha taking theon to work with her (she works in a boat shop cause she already knows what she's doing) and having to keep him entertained while she works so they don't get sent home.

their first christmas/birthdays by themselves. theon putting together gifts at school (finger paintings or paper mache or something of the like) and asha cherishing it forever. asha spending all the money left to her name each time to get him something nice so eh can feel like a normal kid.

theon doing sports in school (little league or something) and asha making sure she goes to every damn game, being the loudest in the stands.

asha getting more and more used to being physically affectionate with her brother at time goes on. before everything she'd tense up when he'd hug her legs or hold her hand, but now she scoops him up like a rag doll, ruffles his hair, kisses his forehead, without a second thought.

{I'm so normal about them I swear}

#I just think the spin on their dynamic. with him being so much younger than her. the only bit of family she has left. completely dependent- #on her. all of that. would be so interesting #it puts her in this position where she needs to learn to be softer and gentler for his sake instead of just all tough and mean to survive #and just imagine them together #she has to be a parent. she's gotta bathe him. feed him. clothe him. put him to bed. put him through school. deal with bullies. talk to- #his teachers and his friends parents. she's gotta be the 'teen mom' who everyone's always judging and staring at. #all while she's working and finding them a place to stay and learning to be an adult and coping with the loss of her family #and theon's just a kid. he's gonna have bad days. he's gonna throw tantrums. he's gonna need to be held. he's gonna get sick #and he's coping too. his big brother's are dead. his mother essentially died with them. his father gave them up. he's too young to really- #understand any of it. he just knows they're gone. #they're gonna struggle. but they're gonna make it #and maybe they run into some familiar faces along the way #maybe theon is take from her briefly and we meet the starks (maybe they offer to lend her a hand while she gets herself together) #maybe the shop she works in is run by our man davos who is always willing to help out someone. especially kids. in need (he lets theon come #to the shop and lets her take time off to attend to his events. etc.) #idk. I got a lot of thoughts and no time nor brain power to right this #asha greyjoy #theon greyjoy #yara greyjoy #got #game of thrones #asoiaf #a song of ice and fire #my beloved squid babies #asha being a good big sister has my heart #she's trying her best ok. she's struggling but thats ok. she's giving it her all and that's all that matters. #theon is our baby

[cream-and-tea]

pallas in book one is definitely at it-cannot-possibly-get-worse-than-this ABSOLUTE rock bottom but god. there is such a specific flavour to their despair in book two that only happens because of the realization they have at the end of lay me down. like. how do you move on after admitting that everything you believed in was a lie. how do you live with what you’ve done (with what has been done to you). is it possible to pull yourself up out of the pit you’ve dug. what do you do if it isn’t. what do you do if it IS. and once you look at the damage how do you stop looking. past the first layer of hurt there’s just more and more hurt and you were used by the one person who was supposed to keep you safe to cause even MORE pain and no matter how deep you go none of it means anything! it never meant anything at all!! motherfucker your worst sin is that you have destroyed and betrayed yourself for NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#pallas’s whole arc in the first book is getting to the point where they go ‘maybe i? feel bad about all this?? actually???’ #i cannot overstate enough that it takes an entire book to get them to that point lmao #and then it’s like. newsflash buddy now you’ve gotta DEAL with that #it really is the mental equivalent of getting into a hot bath of after being out in the cold for a whole day #and the interesting thing about pallas in the first book and their status as a villian and like. their eventual ‘oh SHIT’ moment #is that pallas doesn’t need to realize that they’re a bad person doing bad things #pallas is VERY aware that they are a bad person doing bad things #it’s actually more about realizing the harm that’s been done to them? like as a human being?? #bc they very much have the attitude of ‘well of course i’m doing bad things i was born as an inherently evil person there’s nothing else #i’m capable of doing the most i can hope for is that someone points me in the right direction and i’ll be able to do the hard things #that other people cannot (and SHOULD NOT) do’ #so THATS the mindset that needs to be unlearned before they can start moving forward? if that makes sense? #less ‘shit are we the baddies?’ and more ‘shit have i been horrifically abused?’ #but then after that realization all the blood they’ve spilled is still there. and they should never have had to do that. no one should ever #have to do that. but they did and now they’re starting to see the full extent of what that means #and they have to find a way to live with it. #and it’s absolutely DEVASTATING. #wip: ghost story #pallas #i’ve been working on the book two outline. if you couldn’t tell. head in absolute hands rn.

[a-snowpoff]

GOOD GIRL, YOU’RE JUST LOST AREN’T YOU?

#POV: You’re a chihuahua lost at the dog park and you’ve been trailing Papyrus for the past 10 minutes. #…. uhm…. do not perceive me… thank you… #pfff imagine someone reblogging it without the context of the first tag OHMAHGAH dskfdskfh #it’s just Papyrus…. at the dog park… look he’s holding a leash… for HIS dog… #you’re not his chihuahua… he has his own dog that’s always stealing his special attacks…. #Papyrus can’t seem to find his own dog and has instead gotten you as a companion as he searches #You can hear Papyrus grumble… I BET THAT MEDDLING CANINE FOUND A STASH OF DOG SLIME TO ROLL AROUND IN!!!! THIS #THIS WOULD BE THE 3RD TIME THIS WEEK! JUST HOW MANY BATHS DO I NEED TO GIVE ONE DOG IN A WEEK… #He peers down at the tiny chihuahua trailing him and thinks aloud #CERTAINLY YOU’D KEEP CLEAN IF I BATHED YOU #ANYWAYS BACK TO OUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED TAGS #papyrus #undertale #my art #a-snowpoff #papyrus with fangs #what am i even writing BAHAHAH… where are my whims taking me…. i just wanted to draw him from this perspective #can’t help but attempt to build a story around it skfjsdkjfksdj okay anyways enjoy~~~ #*Awkwardly trips while trying to scurry away*

[exactlysizzlingdonut]

guys wat do you think tenma smells like

#monster #monster anime #tenma #tenma kenzo #dr tenma #kenzo tenma #both versions of tenma LMAO #once saw someone say he probs smelled like public toilets while he was travelling #also like a bus on a hot sweaty day #BUT #I’m sure he smells bomb when he has the time to take care of himself #mans must have been so so exhausted chasing after Johan #he needs a nice bath and i would gladly volunteer as tribute

[wellthatschaotic]

so my work is supposed to offer grooming and training for the ouppies (as well as daycare and boarding) but. we dont have a groomer or trainer yet. i was told we'd get a groomer early 2024. we have not. the main reason i want a groomer is so that we can offer nail trimming services. i love all my kids but some of them have Knife Toes

#also bc it makes me mildly sad when i see a dog who really needs a bath and brush #theres 2 dogs that come in sometimes and theyre like. dirty and matted. from a distance they look alright but when youre in group with them #and esp when you try to pet them theyre matted as hell #which like. i cant say anything about it. but bitch take care of your ouppies #i would learn how to groom but. the Water. #if someone else bathed and blow dried for me i would LOVE to do the haircut and nails and stuff #if i was taught how to ofc. i feel like thats something you need someone to show you how to do. nails at least #i dont wanna risk cutting them too short bc not only will that hurt the ouppy. they will Remember That Forever #and not want their feets touched when their nails have to be done again #but i do wish i had someone to teach me how to trim their nails. id do it for free if they let me #all my kids are so cute and fluffy but KNIFE TOES #some of their nails are curling too. i think everyone needs to just take better care of their dogs tbh #like not curling BADLY. but to the point where you Notice #anyway. bedtime

[pyreshe]

thinking about the beautiful symbiotic relationship between the autistic kid and the hot cheeto girl,

#livvy needs a hot cheeto girl in her life tbh #lord knows i miss mine every single day #one time someone called me the r slur and she sprayed them in the face with bath and body works vanilla body spray that she shop lifted #i hope she is thriving #✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ: ooc / [mothman vc] take me home country roads

[thehardkandy]

tonight i am walking the strut of "that bitch who put all her sheets through the wash" which i understand isnt really an earthshattering achievement but if it keeps me on top i will take it

#i am in an neverending wrestling match with like five different mes #and each of them is just a separate household need or chore #so i get out here and assign myself a bubble bath like i am a militant toddler #my hair is in a nonstop horrible state (more than usual) simply because of this #cause like idk good god for someone who Has a Job every single one of my things from cooking a meal to taking a shower to doing my laundry #to vacuuming my room. to sending emails. to filling out paperwork. to everything #is like ok we are going to dedicate a signifcant amount of mental energy to ensuring this task is accomplished #and while this is fine for larger irregular tasks of high importance #anything persistent and of love incident-specific importance can just. get skipped #i forced myself to take extra long for lunch today cause i cant stop skipping it! not because i have food issues or something. it's just... #the last thing i want to be doing. and i dont care about myself enough to bother getting it done at times

[dudefrommywesterns]

for the first half of the movie he reminds me of a sad puppy photo from an animal rescue website

#someone take him home and give him a bath and love and attention #he also needs some grooming #he's very lovable but he's a little sensitive at the moment #dude #typewriter dings

[queerstudiesnatural]

i just love love. i love to feel love. sometimes i find myself overflowing with love. it's purifying and intoxicating at the same time. i love love.

#i just don't necessarily feel the need to do anything about it. it's just a feeling. or a way of life idk #it's like oof love love love. you know? that's it. but also it's everything. it's simple. but it's overwhelming. which is good. #and because the feeling itself is so rewarding why would i want to do anything about it you know? #this is me trying to explain what being aroace feels like to me #i do feel love. so much of it. i feel it when the sky is purple in the late afternoon and when a baby smiles at me on the bus and when a #tree sways in the wind and i think it must be so nice to be so firmly planted yet so free and graceful. #i feel it when a student gets something right and when i look at my favourite character online and when i read a good line of poetry. #i feel it when i'm around people i care about i feel it when i have a warm cup of tea i feel it when i'm playing music. #it's all love. overflowing and transformative. every time i feel it i become more at peace with the world. #why would i want to do anything about love like tell someone i wanna be theirs exclusively when i feel the same (beautiful #and beat skipping) thing about a warm bath and my friend's cat taking a nap against my side on the couch ? #it's not about the having it's about just feeling it. just saying it. i think #rain.stuff

[rufflet]

People who bring in their difficult dogs and know they’re difficult so they tip and thank us profusely: I love you.

#this gorgeous GSD who tried to bite me for the bath and for the dryer and needed someone to hold her to do her nails and teeth brushing #her owner was so sweet and was like ‘yeah I’m not picky if you can’t get something done that’s fine and you can take your time no rush’ #the dog had the same name as my DnD character so she endeared herself to me regardless

[abimee]

youll notice ruyan and ryder share the same friendship dynamic as althaea and hades because theres literally nothing stronger than the connection between two people who wouldve been amicable to having casual sex with each other during the start of their companionship but it didnt get there so all of it just had a metamorphosis into the worlds weirdest intimate friendship

#hes taking baths with her and her boyfriend because someone needs to hold the rag against her eyes while someone else rinses her hair

[stdread]

saint's original canon ship was gale but i genuinely think it'd be No One, at least not through the events of the game. it'd take a looooot longer for them to even consider a relationship like that-- it takes them forever to even consider someone a friend

#rambles. #my poor shippy heart can't take it but it's the truth #like they can Feel that way but they don't. understand it. and it scares them so they try to push it away #and are meaner to the object of their affectin than they are to anyone else bc theyre TERRIFIED #that someone can make them feel this way #(but they also are more protective of them and will kill for them without hesitation) #anything romantic w him will take awhile and it'll be very rocky to start out #not evne just romantic but Any relationship #and when it comes to their bad ending?? peepo bye relationships! #BUT once they learn they don't have to be scared of you? #learning to be soft and gentle and merciful for you... yeah #saint makes me sick #edit: their 'romance scenes' r just them either being meaner or slightly less mean #he'll tell you you shine brighter than any star and then right after tell you you stink and need to bathe more

[aweirdartist]

he keeps stealing candy from kids smh

inspo:

#slashers #horror fandom #digital art #art #horror movies #digital artist #movies #slasher art #michael myres rz #rz michael myers #michael myres #halloween #dr loomis #someone needs to wash his damn hair #tell him to take a bath pls #lil bitch

[chartreuxcatz]

where’s that post about the friends who bought a plot of land together and lived in separate houses on that land? That’s what i need. I need my own house. With friends just a yard away. A small house. Apartment sized. Part of me just wants to build my own. But the point is I like the idea of living with friends but I really need my own space. My own bathroom my own washer my own dryer my own kitchen. It would be easier to let myself have moments of productivity when i can guarantee that no one else is in the house.

#Meow. #i can vacuum without worrying about the sound bothering someone. #I can shower at weird times. Or take a bath if I prefer. #I can do my laundry without worrying about taking up space. Or finding out last minute that someone else just put their laundry in. #I can cook and listen to a video without people trying to talk to me. #i can CLEAN and listen to a video. #I can always have access to my stove and oven #Hm. #But if I wanna make dinner for my friends or invite them to play video games on a whim we can do that #without it being a whole ‘thing’ #I CAN BUY A POOP SCOOP #WITHOUT MY PARENTS BEING SNARKY ABOUT HOW A SHOVEL WORKS JUST FINE #ITS A PAIN IN THE ASS #USING A WHOLE FUCKING SHOVEL #CUZ SOMETIMES I NEED TO USE A RAKE TO GET IT ALL ON #DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO BE PRECISE WHILE HANDLING 2 FULL SIZED LAWN TOOLS AT THE SAME TIME?

[chemicaljacketslut]

merry christmas to those who celebrate i am going to get so high tonight

#usually i split my edibles into little slices but i think i’m just going to take a whole one #and it’s been a while so my tolerance is down #exciteddd i need to make sure all my affairs are in order though #bc if there is literally anything i could possibly be anxious about i will latch onto it when i try to sleep #okay i have this thing where when i get high by myself the second i try to sleep i am hit with the most dizzying wave of physical anxiety #like i literally feel like i’m going to throw up i feel so anxious #but not mentally anxious at all literally just physically #and so i figured out recently that it was bc i start freaking tf out when im alone w my thoughts #like i shut off my phone im in the dark no sound except maybe white noise #my body starts panicking. when i’m high #so the last time i got high alone i put on asmr and that helped a LOT bc like someone was talking to me yk i wasn’t alone #soo. fingers crossed i can pull that off again or maybe i can call a friend or something idk #anywayzzz it’ll be fun i’ll probably take a bath maybe play some video games or smth. chill