#Someone rp with me!

[canon-gabriel-quotes]

Transcript -

Gabriel : *heavy breathing and grunting* Bastard. 

Useless bucket of bolts. Yeah, you better run!

Load back to your- Ah shit, that was hard. Load back to your little checkpoint.

Yeah, go ahead. Go P rank the other levels. 

Oh… I’m sorry. Can-can-can I? Excuse me, can I help you?

Columbo : Oh, uh, hi there. Sorry, I didn’t mean to interrupt.

Uh, I’m looking for somebody. 

Uh, Gabriel is it? Is that you? Is that who I’m lookin for?

Listen, I just gotta say, you did an amazing job uh… Fighting off that uh. 

What’d ya-what’d ya call it?

Uh, you called it a… 

Gabriel : A mere object?

Columbo : That’s right. A mere object. 

Phenomenal work. 

I gotta tell ya. Robots, I don’t trust em myself. 

Ya know, I had-I had this one episode where uh, there was this robot named Rob and uh-

Gabriel : Uh, yes. 

That’s very fascinating, but could you perhaps get on with your introduction? 

Columbo : Uh, certainly. So I’m, uh, I’m lieutenant Columbo. Uh, I’m with the LAPD. Uh, I'm in the homicide department. 

Gabriel : Homicide? You can’t kill a machine. 

Columbo : No no no! Of course not. But um… Well… Ya can certainly love one.

Gabriel : D-d-d-detective I- I don’t- I don’t know what you’re implying there with that statement!

As you can tell I… Despise machines and wouldn’t think about doing so- Loving them, I mean.

Columbo : Yes, of course uh. Absolutely, it’s completely unthinkable. 

Except, well. While I was- while I was over here and I opened this door and uh fourteen- fourteen V1 body pillows fell out. Along with a buncha the plushies. 

Uh, and I just can’t imagine how ya- how ya happened upon something like that by accident.

It’s a little ridiculous! Uh, frankly.

Gabriel : Uh, no no no, listen.  

Detective. I can explain, okay? 

Those belong to- uh! That guy over there! 

*Filth-like scream*

Gabriel : Yeah! A real freak! 

Some kinda pervert. I don’t know why we keep him around.

But uh, I-I have nothing to do with it. 

Columbo : Well, ya see, I would believe- I would believe that, but uh. 

It’s just that- Well we had the boys at the lab run these pillows and we found your cum- We found your DNA all over em, uh.

You’re-You’re under arrest, I’m killing you.

Gabriel : K-hah. Kill me? *laughs*

Oh detective. 

Columbo : Oh. Aw fuck.

Gabriel : I’m afraid you’ve made a grave mistake. 

Because, in fact… What is going to happen instead…

Is actually what I’m gonna- AHHHG MOTHERFUCKER

I’LL FUCKIN KILL YOU

SON OF A BITCH 

AHHG YOU BASTARD

I’LL RIP YOU APART 

PIECE OF SHIT

YOU FUCK

ASSHOLE

BITCH

*Grunting* 

Oh Shit. 

Oh. What have I done? 

V1 : Bro, tell me you didn’t just kill a fucking cop.

Gabriel : The law will be here any second now… 

Machine, flush the drugs.

V1 : No way, bro. Let’s smoke that.

Gabriel : All of it?!?

Hm… One last ride…

Well, alright.

*coughing his lungs out*

V1 : No Gabriel, holding it in doesn’t do anything!

*Gabriel continues to cough his lungs out*

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#ultrakill #gabriel ultrakill #v1 ultrakill #alt title was: columbo interrupted their RP session #gabes reaction to someone getting in between him and v1 (or at least pillows of it) is to rip them to shreds. yeah i mean that checks out!! #the way he says 'Some kinda pervert' is so funny to me i cant stop replaying it #this took me. so long. oh my god. no post tomorrow. im not strong enough. #sanest bit of 2024 #and probably the longest bit ever. holy shit. #also he used the wrong filter for columbo here but here is my totally Canon Explanation #If they are in hell he had to become a husk.. duh.

[dyketubbo]

ik some people dont like considering the fact that minecraft is a game into their interpretation of lore but tbh i really like lore that acknowledges that their lives adhere to video game mechanics and thats a part of why i like that tubbo doesnt shy away from including his knowledge of game mechanics in his roleplay. it adds to his character and story and tubbos knowledge of how the game works directly translates to his character being extremely intelligent and skilled

and i think a big part of why people dont like acknowledging that tubbo isnt fail rping by using the game mechanics to his advantage is because they dont like admitting that hes intelligent. they dont like him being more than just the dumb bee boy. they dont like him being able to get a one up on their faves even though their faves are using game mechanics to their advantage too, hell because their faves are doing it too.

using game mechanics to his advantage isnt fail rp. being intelligent and skilled in his own way isnt fail rp. the admins keep him in line when they need to and when they dont they let him do his thing because no matter how many people get upset about it, tubbos knowledge of how the game works is fun and its cool to see.

a good roleplayer knows how to use the medium to their advantage. tubbo isnt failing rp or breaking the no metagaming rules in any way that actually ruins anyone elses enjoyment. hes just using the medium to his advantage. minecraft is a video game and there are literally plot points that depend on acknowledging that. tubbo is intelligent and on top of that he is a good roleplayer and its fine that he roleplays in a different way than some other ccs do because that makes him interesting. if you dont like it then theres a very easy solution: dont watch him

#mask mews #qsmp #tubbo #trust me i hate ccs breaking rp etiquette as much as the next purrson. maybe even more #but i dont think tubbo is breaking rp etiquette whatsoever hes just playing the game in a way thats fun for him #and considering things like how he saved dapper through knowing how to prevent forever from warping #i think its actually good that the admins let him get away with being a little meta #it keeps things interesting and in some cases it actually helps to keep things fair #to have someone who knows intimately how to play the game and isnt afraid to be open about it and share that knowledge with others #bc tubbo doesnt just make it into a big joke nor does he keep it to himself #he helps others with this knowledge and informs them of it too so theyre on the same playing field. and imo thats cool of him

[0vergrowngraveyard]

the idea of rping with an ai is actually so baffling to me

you mean you’d rather rp with a bot that you can’t randomly break character with and giggle and scream about characters/situations/literally anything with??? that just feels so boring and lifeless

you’re not communicating with someone who shares your interests, you’re communicating with something that was programmed to talk like the character. theres no connection there so like what’s the point???

i’m bad at explaining things but hopefully you get the point. basically it’s dumb as hell

#graveyardtxt #‘but i have anxiety and can’t talk to people’ and? #i’ve always had crippling social anxiety and you’d still never catch me dead with a character ai #also this is coming from someone who doesn’t have any friends i’ve made from when i used to rp so like #it’s just so weird #and stupid #it’s also contributing to theft from real people #what’s the point #fuck ai everything #anti ai #character ai

[yummyyummie]

Ever since Vexx started eating Marimoo on the regular she's been getting into experimenting how to "spice up" the halfling in different ways, this most recent test involving turning her into slime. Which gave her a sour taste, quite fitting with her green color~

#tw vore #tw transformation #v0re #transformation #safe vore #soft vore #oc marimoo #oc vexx #my characters #my art #having someone to rp with and bounce ideas with about this stuff has both been freeing but also agh #it makes me sad there's only so much time each day because i want to draw *more* #but alas i got stuff on my plate and am still thankful for finding space to express them thoughts and ideas #enjoy the mari going through the silly straw

[magicaltickles]

Guys I need to be tickled

Like

Right fucking now

#please #someone tease me pls #rp #anything #i just #this outfit is r u i n i n g me #em's in a lee mood #big #og posts #sfw tickling #tickle #tickle fluff #tickle thoughts #tickle rp #tickle tease #sfw tk community #tickle sfw #sfw twords #sfw tickling community #tickling community #tickle ask

[banzack]

original image its very good

#sanford #deimos #deimos madness combat #sanford madness combat #hank j wimbleton #hank #madness combat #madcom #madness #sanmos #stamp #stamps #deviantart stamps #da stamps #deviantart stamp #web resources #page graphics #webcore #not a request.rar #fun fact about this image : im an admin on madcom rp roblox #and someone (not me) uploaded this as a decal to roblox #so sometimes i put it in the bakery #and watch the children start crying about gay men kissing

[cabinseventheaterchick]

don’t eat glitter

*coughing* It’s a bad idea

help

OH MY GODS NOT YOU TOO

[Kat whips out a lemonade from seemingly nowhere] Drink this for coughing. Your body will take care of the rest. You doofus.

#is this actually good advice? Beats me I’m not a doctor #Please call a doctor if someone eats glitter #percy jackson rp #percy jackson oc #kat carter on the case

[mrsashengrotto]

About Marrying My Son

I do not believe I ought to interfere with who my son is intimate with, but I fear he will reject - and likely scam - you.

#twisted wonderland #Twst rp #mama ashengrotto #azul ashengrotto #ooc: the gender questions were intentionally arbitrary btw #Please tell me if I accidentally offended someone

[buster-rocket-here]

oh- my- let me-

I guess I’ll help?

(//imagine it yourself)

i didn't expect flipside to be the ones that got me to the hospital but i guess life is full of surprises !!!!

#that biograft didn't even get called on to murder me smh #usually subspace lets me gets away with it #maybe someone pissed in his cereal idk #parody acc #parody account #phighting rp #phighting #phighting roblox #phighting rocket #phighting! #roblox phighting #valk phighting #phighting art #roblox art #phighting fanart

[mutiny-huyutiny]

drew burakhovsky because I was sad…..

#i’m the only person who can help myself but I don’t have any resources to do this T__T #if someone wants to help me you may comission me just. dm me. #or you may rp burakhovsky with me :) #(i mean. literally.) #girls have only two ways to survive rp burakhovsky or antidepressants #drawing #art #sketch #illustration #pathologic #artists on tumblr #digital illustration #digital art #daniil dankovsky #artemy burakh #burakhovsky #burda #bakaruspik #мор утопия #даниил данковский #артемий бурах #бураховские #бурда

[212th-chaos]

"This winter gear will keep you warm" They say... "it's not that cold" They say...

I AM FREEZING MY SHEBS OFF! WHO'S IDEA WAS IT TO SEND US ON A MISSION ON A FROZEN MOON-

#someone owes me a hot chocolate #waxer rp #212th

[shepscapades]

shep, every time i see you talking about xisuma, especially in context of your dbh au, i get so happy ^-^ i havent gotten around to watching xisuma's s8 yet myself but its on my to watch list ^-^ anyways hope you feel better soon

WEE thank you!! I'm finally feeling mostly myself again <3

I can't explain how crazy i am about Xisuma (specifically dbhc Xisuma) but something about Second's fic really did change my brain chemistry. I just think Evil X and Xisuma's relationship and the mess that was Season 8 should be talked about more. I aint ever seen emotional manipulation and abuse more frankly spelled out than how Evil X treated him, however pathetic Evil X is. ANYWAY I WON'T RAMBLE TOO MUCH but thank you so much!! I really look forward to being able to post all of this stuff i've been doodling once we get through a little more dbhc lore in the future >:3

#ask #artsy-book #grghrhrghrghrg me and tuna have been in a crazy-person loop about him lately #mc rp is all fun and games until you sit back & think about the psychological ramifications of manipulating someone for that long #anyway! fine and normal about xisuma as always #LOL #dbhc ask #dbhc xisuma #dbhc evil x

[y-so-hungry]

I can't believe I've never thought of this concept before: a ghost and a human in a relationship, and whenever the human gets hungry, the ghost can pass their hands through the human's skin to rub directly on their stomach organ. They can wrap their hands fully around their partners stomach and feel the starved thing grumbling between their hands....

#SOMEONE RP THIS WITH ME *RIGHT NOW* #hunger #hunger kink #belly kink #tummy kink #stomach growling #hunger growls #hungry tummy #y rambles

[havockingboo]

ITS 2 AM I CANT DO THIS RIGHT NOW ………………………

@sansofficial @officialpapyrus

#THE PAINFUL CONTRAST OF WHATS GOING ON IS KILLING ME #SOMEONE HOLD ME I CANT #DO THIS!!!!!! #they should have NEVER let me back on tumblr bro bc im’ #the worst Papyrus fan ESPECIALLY when it comes to in character angst………… #oh y godo no one touch me I’m going to be unwell for the entire night #I’m doodling more dont even THINK I won’t draw something for THAT.. #YOU KNOW WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT.. #GRIPS FISTS… #nineteen…………he was… #I NEED TO SHUT UP THESE TAGS ARE TOO LONG ALREADY #doodles #papyrus #papyrus undertale #sans #sans undertale #toriel #utdr rp #I’m so emo rn

[benkeibear]

Everyone is always like "we can always fangirl together" and then if I mention any of my faves it's "who?" Or straight up "him?!" And asking me to talk about someone else 😐

#rhy speaks ♡ #tw vent #Ight imma head out #y'all really ruined me simping for characters #first y'all ruined rp and now I can't even like anyone that's not popular #sorry but I needed to get this off my chest #it takes a lot of courage for me to even talk to someone #and people then wonder why I never reach out to anyone anymore

[iamthunderhearmehowl]

BG3 HeadCannons that WONT LET ME SLEEP

I have to share the headcannon that is living rent free in my head rn otherwise I will NEVER go tf to sleep bruh.

Okay so like WHAT IF - hear me out, WHAT IF, Halsin did have a child?? What if he - during the time he was held a prisoner in the underdark (as basically a sex slave) actually sired a daughter. He said he broke out during an altercation and didn't know what happened to his captors. He obviously wouldn't about his kid.

WHAT IF he had a daughter who was half drow - who grew up and was raised in the underdark; maybe she's the bastard child of a princess? Who knows. But what if she realizes that something is up - she's different than the other drow. She has his eye color, she has his kindness/ gentleness - she is unlike her mother who is cruel and abuses her power of position.

She is more than likely just as beautiful as her father, if not more. A flirt? 100% this kid would have Halsin's rizz.

She's a druid for sure - doesn't quite know it yet. You think Halsin is a mf tank as a cave bear???? I have reason to think that his child - can turn into an ABSOLUTE NIGHTMARE OF A BEAST. I'm talking like a Carnotauros.

While she is gentle and kind, she also has her mother's temper. Do not cross her, do not trust her little doe eyes. If you were ever to hurt someone she loved or double crossed her she wouldn't think twice about gutting you like a fish.

Another thing:

We all know that Halsin's heart is made of gold - he sees nature as a thing of beauty, bountiful, warm, fertile, prosperous. He sees balance.

His daughter sees nature as survival; chaos. She understands that there is thriving and then there is SURVIVING.

He is the warm mountain breeze and she is the tempest of the storm.

(forgive me - I can see in my head what I'm speaking of but typing it out and explaining it in words is difficult)

I would think that as different as they are Halsin would love her fiercely (that's his kid after all), though she would be a young adult at this point

Maybe be a little over protective??

ANOTHER THING:

in BG3 you're supposed to be able to have a companion of each class - what if you have:

Mol as your Rogue (young adult)

Arabella as your Sorceress (young adult)

Halsin's Daughter as your druid

BUT THEYRE LIKE BEST FRIENDS. IT WOULD JUST BE SO CUTE.

maybe they're a polycule? Maybe they're like idk the powerpuff girls? Maybe they're 3 best friends who - constantly get into mischeif ?

Would Halsin not approve of TAV romancing his daughter????

Can his daughter romance Dammon?? (I'm still butthurt that I can't romance him in game)

WILL I EVER FUCKING SLEEP? I CAN'T STOP THINKING THAT THIS IS A MOVIE/GAME I WANNA WATCH/PLAY

anyways thanks for coming to my ted talk. Hope my melatonin kicks in soon <3

#bg3 #halsin #tav #bg3 headcanons #bg3 halsin #bg3 half drow #bg3 half elf #bg3 dammon #bg3 arabella #bg3 mol #bg3 tiefling #baulders gate 3 #bg3 companions #headcanon #please i just want to sleep #i can't stop thinking about this #send help #someone rp this with me #i will love you forever