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gummylishius · 4 months
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They are cute 🥺
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michanpc · 6 months
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Some Pandaverse women 🤑
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moxiepoxart · 1 year
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More kids waiting for that bus ft Craig and those guys + Butters
Clyde is trying to get more buff and wants to carry everyone’s bag. Craig is explaining how that’s dumb. Tolkien and Jimmy don’t want to carry their bags. Clyde suggests Craig is jelly of his strength. Jimmy encourages this. Tweek thinks the bus has crashed meaning they’ll be late, expelled and perish in the blizzard. Butters is the definition of “people spouting Howdy Neighbour!”
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tweekboo · 1 year
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Art dump
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izzydraws19 · 9 months
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They're kenough
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cathrt1c · 1 year
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south park pinterest shitposts pt.2 (art by me! @/cathrt1c on twitter!)
I love doing theseeeee
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merianchan · 5 months
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Let's fighting love!⚡✨
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No es lo que esperaba, pero estoy satisfecha👍
Que bello es el amor😻💐
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lost-walmartbag · 1 year
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SP characters as dads pt 2
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Warning!: All characters are over 18 unless stated otherwise
Background: You and your husband are first-time parents. In this fic you and Kenny. You and Butters. You and Clyde figure out how to be the best parents you can be.
Status: Request Open
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Kenny
You wake up when the baby starts crying. You groan and wake Kenny up making him roll out of bed. He hits the floor but gets up and goes to the nursery. When he came back in the room you were asleep. He tiptoes in holding the baby and gets into bed with the baby.
"Kenny" You groan. "You can't have Kai in bed with us we could squish him."
"Mommy ruined the fun," Kenny says to the baby.
"You're gonna ruin the soft spot on his head." You groan.
You kiss the baby making him coo and squirm closer to you. You look at Kenny and smirk making Kenny frown.
"Why does he like you more than me?" Kenny whines.
"Because I carried him for nine months," you say nuzzling Kai with your nose.
"Hey, I carried him in my balls for much longer than that." He jokes making you laugh.
You move the baby closer to him making the baby squirm away towards you again. You move closer to Kenny and put the baby in between you two.
"My favorite boys." You mutter drifting to sleep again.
Kenny stays awake watching you sleep peacefully as the baby gently touched your face. He moves the baby closer to him and Kai grabs his hair making himself happy. Kenny was about to take his hair out of his hands until he noticed how calm it made him and how closely he moved toward him.
"I love you so much," Kenny said about to kiss his head until Kai pulls his hair harder as he scooted towards you again.
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Butters
You walk to the nursery seeing Butters dressing Bradley in bright yellow clothes and a big hat. You smile and walk inside and stand next to Butters looking down at Bradley who was cooing happily.
"You ready Honey?" You ask him.
"Sure am." He says picking Bradley up, nuzzling his nose into his cheek.
"You always dress him so well. He looks like a cute little bee." You see kissing his cheek.
"Do you mind if we leave the stroller I just want to carry him?" He says holding him tightly.
"Of course not baby. But you get tired you're out of luck~" You tease giving him a kiss on the cheek.
You three head out the door taking a nice walk through the neighborhood letting Bradley point at things and babble nonsense.
"glasjhde." Bradley babbled while pointing at some flowers on some bushes at the park.
"Yeah, Bradley those are flowers." Butters says slowly.
"fowe." Bradley responds.
"Oh my god, Leo he's saying words." You say excitedly.
Butters smiles and sits down on the grass with him giving him a flower from the bush. "Flower" Butters says slowly.
"Dada," Bradley says excitedly and giggles.
"No flowe-" Butters starts before realizing what Bradley had just said.
"Dada? Did you say, Dada?" He asks smiling brightly.
"He said, Dada!" You yell in excitement at your baby's first words.
"Dada! Mama!" Bradley yells giggling loudly.
"He said, Mama!" Butters says hugging you tightly.
You both hug Bradley making him giggle and grab onto Butter's shirt
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Clyde
"Clyde baby can you change the baby she spilled some milk on herself!" You ask from the other room as you try to clean up the mess.
He comes in with a onesie and takes the baby from you drying her off. She coos and tries to reach for him. He smiles and takes off her wet onesie and tries to fit her inside the onesie he brought.
"Hey, babe I think some of her clothes shrunk in the wash," Clyde says noticing how small the onesie was for her.
You get up and look at the onesie and inspect it. You raise a brow and smile. "I don't think so baby I think Claire's just getting bigger."
Clyde's face drops and he looks down at Claire who was trying to get out of the tight onesie.
"Getting bigger?" Clyde repeats and you cringe knowing what was about to happen.
Clyde starts crying and drops to his knees. You sigh and go to grab another onesie. You come back seeing Clyde still crying now holding Claire closer.
"You're getting bigger you won't love me anymore." He says between sobs.
"Oh, Clyde calm down. She'll still love you she's just getting bigger." You say trying to take her from him.
Clyde steps back not letting you take her. He shakes his head and tries his best to stop crying.
"God Clyde you do this every 3 weeks. She can't stay small forever." You say finally taking her from his arms.
You start to dress her in the bigger onesie as Clyde calms down more and more. Clyde sniffles and hugs you from behind.
"You better now?" You ask him.
"Yes, I've come to terms with how big she's getting. I just wish it didn't have to happen so soon. I want her like this forever." Clyde says.
"I know." You say gently placing Claire down on the floor to play with her toys. "But she's gonna grow and it's a good thing, love."
"You're right god I feel so stupid crying about it." He says smiling at you and kissing your lips softly.
When you both look back at Claire you see her slowly standing up and walking toward Clyde. You gasp and start smiling brightly as your baby takes her first steps but when you look over at Clyde he was once again on the floor crying holding onto Claire tightly.
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A/N: So you guys clearly loved the first one so here is part two for yall. Ik ik im amazing you're welcome. But fr thank you sm for reading. Let me know who should be in the next part. I love you all 🩷
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diamonddrawsstuff · 1 month
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Name a better duo. I’ll wait
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skenisasleb · 20 days
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HAPPY BDAY TO THIS FAT FU—
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rhayafell · 18 days
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i dont normally post at these hours but im already late for clyde's bday so yeah 😎😎😎😎😎
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kovrikkk · 9 months
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teen clyde and craig
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dakotameh · 8 months
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oh right, i can draw
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kenlvry · 1 year
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omg i just read the “getting caught making out” and was wondering if you could do it with craig’s gang aswell🙈
craigs gang getting caught making out
an: HELLOO!! i am back from vegas, my brother wasted 300 on gambling and i have never been so motivated to kill someone, also i tried wine and.... yeah idk how to feel oh also i am not making jimmy bc like i said idk how to potray him im so sorry :( also like always 16-17
clyde
hes so mad at you rn, how could you!! while he was out in the field sweating his ass off you were on the bleachers talking so gently to a boy.
he looked over to you and the boy had his arm wrapped around you while you laughed at his joke. but thanks to you he played well, out of jealousy and anger. after the game that they won, cheers could be heard and only then did you realize you literally missed your boyfriend's game. so now here you two were beside the bleachers making out, after the game he sulked and you reassured him with a kiss but one thing lead to another and you two are making out.
your back pressed against the metals while his hand hold your head so you don't feel the metal, his other hand cupping your face holding you close, it was slow and wet, he kissed so well you loved it when you maked out with him or kissed him he was always so experienced.
since you two were on the side bleachers that was far away from everything nobody could really see, stan and craig was searching for him because coach wanted to take a team photo for him to display, searching everywhere and giving up sitting on one of the bleacers. "dude where the heck is he" stan groaned leaning backwards on his seat. then they heard small pants
they looked at each other in somewhat shocked "are they doing what i think their doing?" craig said and peeked thinking it was some perv doing nasty shit but it was his dear friend making out with his girlfriend "clyde?" stan called out and you two jumped staring at the other two, stan looked annoyed and sighed loudly "just say yr jealous stan" clyde winked tilting his head to stan "celebrations can wait, coach needs you" craig said and went down pulling him by his clothing basically dragging him "call me babe!" you laughed lightly knowing if you dont call he'd show up infront of your house
tolkien
you loved this moment right here, you and tolkien making out without a care in the world. it started with him asking you to come over, thinking he wanted to play games or something but when you arrived he wasn't there, checking every corner still no tolkien. then you checked the backyard and there he was in a suit standing while holding flowers and behind him a table for two people.
you laughed at the sudden surprise, him coming to you grabbed your hand and kissed it "mlady" you laughed again at the fancy name he gave you. walking to the table "if i knew we were having a dinner date I would've worn something more fancy" , he wanted to go somewhere more fancy but this town is far from fancy so he resorted to the next best thing. he pulled your chair and you sat while he slowly pushed it.
it was the cutest thing ever, you two had a nice time and before you know it you two were making out , it was so romantic his kisses were delicate. he held your waist gently and the other holding your back so you don't fall over from him leaning you downwards trying to be romantic, your hands held his face not breaking the contact. he holds you so dear and making out with him makes you feel like you two are a married couple growing old tgt
but before you could feed onto your delusions even more, you could hear a familiar voice calling out on tolkiens voice, it was his mom and dad. you both quickly broke the kiss and greeted them, tolkien said they weren't gonna come home until tmr but they stopped by to grab something and you thought you were going to be bribed 10 million dollars to break up with him but you saw them converse with smiles on their face.
leaving the house with a "invite her for dinner next time sweetie" you blushed a little "now where did we left off?" he said and pulled you for another kiss
tweek
boy oh boy does he look stressed rn, he is a cash register, waiter and the one making the coffee at the same time . every minute his twitching worsened, you laughed at how cute he was from the glass door, entering with a ding caused by the bell, tweek shouted "welcome to t-tweek bros!" from the counter while making coffee and when he saw who came he smiled so brightly
keeping professional and trying his best to not hug you tightly while crying about the shitty customers he just smiled while waiting for you to order. "just a water babe, dont wanna stress you out more" you smiled and he smiled back making the water and giving it to your table "how long til your shift ends?" you question while drinking your water "ngghh five minutes!" you hummed at the answer and he walked away
his shift finally ended so now here you two were making out in the break rooms, it was suppose to be him complaining abt the customers today but i guess he had other plans, it was sloppy, it seem as though he didnt even want to kiss you. you smiled at how rushed he was and pulled away, your current position is being pinned onto his locker while he cups your face, your hand on his shoulders pushing him. he looked slightly confused on why you pushed him but you flipped him over so he was pinned against the locker you being shorter grabbed his face and tip toeing to kiss him and he just hold your waist not knowing were else to place his hands
when it seemed like it was getting steady and he wasn't twitching as much the doors opened with a bitchy voice followed "tweek your shift ended right? lets pl- the fuck" tweek jumped at the sudden intrusion " argh! this isn't what it looks like! i mean it is! i mean!" you placed your hand on his shoulders and the rest of the boys walked in "damn tweek i didn't know you were kinky like that" kenny said making the others laugh "shut up!" tweek said as you all walked out, they continued to tease tweek abt this for a couple of days (by they i mean cartman and sometimes jimmy) until you forced them to stop, tweek always kiss at home now, specifically your house, hes too nervous someone will disturb you two.
craig
you dont know how it lead to this but uh here you two are in his kitchen making out... i know how though. you came over to hang out with him......maybe you shouldve come a little later bc rn red racer is on and he refuses to talk to you until after red racer is over. that show is sooooooooo boring to you, you can't say that though.
and damn how long is this show on?? its been 20 minutes now and you two are halfway through the episode. attempting to talk to him again he shushes you and says "wait until red racer is over" for the 100th time you sigh knowing you have to wait even though craig knew impatience is one of your strong personalities.
you decide to go to the kitchen to relieve your thrist, opening the fridge literally eyeing it for a drink and opening and closing it hoping a drink will appear. finally you see water right infront of your fucking eyes,you drink some then put it back, closing the fridge and when your about to turn around someone hugged you. the smell of the cologne was easy to identify, craigs dad.
jk its craig , he wouldn't let go even if you tried, "craig." you said sternly in defeat "sorry, red racer is over now what did you want to talk about?" laying his head in your shoulder, his breath on your neck. you sighed and just when you were about to run he flipped you over to the counter, he picked you up by your thighs and placed you on the counter his hand trapping you in "my parents aren't coming home for awhile" he winked "so?" you said in confusion and he just kissed you so yeah now you two are making out
his kisses was lovingly, and sensual... although he doesn't seem experienced he's good at kissing, you put your hand on his shoulders and his hands now on you waist one of them travelling further down to your thigh. as you two were enjoying the moment the door opened, quietly though. you two of course didn't hear it and kept making out and you hear something drop. you two looked over at the door to see almost every boy in the 4thgrade (the relevant ones ofc) butters has dropped his book and was in shock he ran home muttering smthn abt we can only kiss after marriage.
everyone just stood there staring at each other "so are you js gonna stand there?" craig broke the silence "do you want us to come to you then?" cartman said in a sarcastic tone which made craig flip him off "leave" and they left, wow. "isn't that too rude? poor them" you said pitifully looking back at the door. "forget them, your focus is me, where were we hm?" he said as his hands gently pulled you to look in his direction.
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silver--scar · 2 months
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Back again with some Bryde!
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And also some bonus from my sister @freakingpookie ! (We both have different ideas on the Bryde ship)
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kenny-the-ken · 1 year
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CAN YOU PLEASEEE DO LIKE A ONESHOT OF CLYDE W A MOMMY KINK??? Like he boasts about fucking you really rough to his friends while in bed it's the total opposite🙏🙏🙏PLSS I FEEL LIKE HED HAVE A MAJOR MOMMY KINK
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ALL AGED UP CHARACTERS!!! I love this request guys!! As much as I love a dom, I love a cute little subby, messy boy, UGH 🤤
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It wasn't news to anyone that Clyde Donovan was a lover of women, in fact he'd spend every last penny he could find at Raisins, just to be near women, to feel wanted.
He was rather needy, and on your shift at Raisins that day, you overheard him boasting to his friends, about how he'd slept with so many of the girls here, how they allowed him to be as rough and as kinky as he wanted, and his friends hung on to his every word as if he was reading an ancient scripture. You smirked, noticing that the slightly short, brown haired man had obviously taken a likening to you.
"Hey, sweetheart~ Wanna come over here?" You heard the cockiness dripping from his voice, and you turned on your heel, walking over to the table where he and a few others sat, their eyes fixated on you, not that it bothered you, I mean, it was your job.
"Hi hunny. Can I get you something?" You asked, and you noticed a smirk growing on Clyde's face, as he moved, pulling a chair from a different, vacant table, and situating it beside him. "You can take a seat and join us." He spoke, his hand patting the seat for you to sit down.
And so he continued, gloating and bragging to anyone that would actually listen, but it was only as you reached the last five minutes of your shift did you speak up, whispering into his ear.
"You know, I just finished my shift, and I could do with the company of an attractive guy, such as yourself." Clyde's jaw dropped to his feet, his eyes widening in surprise. "L-Let me get my coat." He rushed out, standing that quickly from his seat, he almost tripped over it.
And soon enough you had him back at your apartment, his hands roaming your body hungrily, small, needy whines sounding from his pretty pink lips.
"You're gonna strip for me, baby boy, and then I'm gonna make you see stars." Your voice was hushed, and Clyde's breath caught in the back of his throat, just nodded obediently as he started taking his shirt off, his jeans dropping next, and he stood before you with nothing on, completely naked, his cock weeping to be touched.
"So pretty, baby. Now you go lay on the bed." You instructed, and Clyde nodded once more, making his way to the edge of the bed, and sitting down. He looked nervous, his hands fidgeting with one another as you made your way over to him, standing between his legs.
You moved your hand between his legs, pushing his soft thighs apart, giving one of them a squeeze, and Clyde audibly gasped beneath you, his hand moving to cover his mouth. "Don't cover your moans, sweetie. Mommy wants to hear you." You said, giving the tip of his cock a few kitten licks, the older boy's resolve crumbling beneath you.
Clyde's hips bucked up towards you, a whine leaving his lips as he gazed, half lidded down at you between his legs. "P-Please, need more."
You let out a low chuckle, your mouth wrapping around the head of his sensitive cock, earning a choked moan to leave the brown haired boy beneath you, never breaking eye contact with him once. You loved how messy he was already, and you'd barely even touched him yet.
"Y-Yes, f-feels good." Clyde panted, spurring you on, as you took as much of him as you could fit into your mouth, your cheeks sucking in to create suction around his length, your tongue flattening against the underside of his cock.
And obviously Clyde was enjoying this, his moans were loud, and shameless, his head lolling back and hips thrusting towards your mouth, earning a harsh slap to his thigh from you, a long whine leaving his lips.
You pulled off his cock with a pop, earning another whine of complaint from Clyde, his hips bucking up desperately, needing any kind of friction he could find. "You know what happens to bratty boys, don't you baby? And you're not a brat now, are you?"
His head shook quickly, "N-No, mommy." And you smirked up at him in response, moving to sit on his lap, your uniform still on your body.
"You wanna take my shirt off, baby boy?" You teased, hips moving down against Clyde's hard cock, his hands shaking as they gripped the hem of your shirt, pulling it over your head, his mouth and eyes widening when he realised you weren't wearing a bra. "You know you can touch them, baby. I don't bite~"
And that was all Clyde needed as confirmation, his hand moving to cup your breast in his hand, his thumb circling your erect nipple, a breathy moan exiting your parted lips. "Such a good boy~" You praised, Clyde mouth connecting to your other nipple, suckling gently and earning a few quiet moans from you.
And when he finally pulled away, you presented your fingers in front of his mouth, tracing his lips. "Suck." Clyde's cheeks were flushed a bright red, his tongue licking circles around your fingers before sucking them both into his mouth, his tongue circling them to make sure they were extra wet for what you had planned for them.
"Good boy~" you praised, earning a small hum in response for him, and just as he was about to remove your fingers from his mouth, you pushed him backwards, his back plopping against the bed, a gasp leaving his lips.
Your hand was wrapped round his throat, his eyes welling with tears, he needed friction on his cock, it was twitching, just waiting to be touched. "P-Please, mommy please..." he was a blubbering mess, and hardly even touched. "So needy~ I'm gonna ride you baby boy, and you're only allowed to come when I tell you that you can, understand?" You spoke, hand tightening slightly around Clyde's neck as he nodded as best he could. "Y-Yes, mommy." You then stood, taking your shorts and panties off, throwing them over your shoulder, a smirk on your swollen lips.
That was all you needed to hear, you hips fully straddling the older boy beneath you, rubbing the head of his cock teasingly along the folds of your wet cunt, and Clyde was squirming again, a needy whine sounding from him. "Please, mommy." He begged again, making you giggle slightly, a smirk on his face.
"Please what, baby? Use your words." You replied, watching him, his brows knit together, worry lines on his forehead, and a few beads of sweat rolling down his face, eyes welling with tears. "Please, ride me, mommy."
You lined his leaking tip up with your entrance and slid yourself down on to him, a gasp leaving your mouth, both hand on Clyde's chest as you started moving your hips up and down, grinding them into him, and god was he a mess, he rambled nonsensical words, some of which you could barely make out between his long and whining moans.
He really did look beautiful beneath you, your hips setting a steady pace, his cock sliding in and out of you, pulling moans from you and Clyde, his hips bucking up in time with yours, his cock now hitting directly off your g-spot, and god he felt good. "M-Mommy, feelssogoodmommy, thank you thank you." Clyde rambled out, his eyes screwed shut as you upped the pace, his back arching against the soft mattress of your bed.
"You like that, hm? Thought you liked to dominate baby? Yet here you are, letting me use you like a little slut while calling me mommy~ so cute." You cooed, a hand cupping his face, lips meeting as Clyde sat up as best he could, his hands gripping your hips, pushing himself further into you, both of you nearing closer with each thrust.
"M-Mommy, please... canicome?" Clyde breathed out quickly, his head falling back as he drove his hips into yours, the slapping of skin echoing around your bedroom, the only thing louder than that was the sinful noises both of you were making together.
"You wanna come, baby boy?" You asked, slowing your movements on his lap, earning another needy whine to emit from the back of Clyde's throat. "Please, mommy, s-so close." He had tears in his hazel brown eyes, your head nodding in response.
"Come for me, baby boy. You can do it~" You replied, your movements quickening to meet with Clyde's desperate thrusts, his hips faltering as he pushed deep inside you one last time, your own orgasm hitting you like a truck.
You were both coming undone together, your back arched, nails digging crescent shapes into Clyde's pale shoulders, moaning out his name over and over, telling him how good he was as your pussy pulsed around his length, and you felt his come fill your insides in ropes, you swore he screamed out for you, his eyes rolling into the back of his head. "Mommy! Y/N fuck!" He was perfect, so needy, so messy, just how you liked.
"Oh Clyde baby! You did so good for mommy." You gasped out, finally having the energy to lift yourself from his lap, his length slipping out of you, and his come running down your legs. "I made a mess." Clyde said, his face flushed a dark crimson, giggling slightly as you shot him a smile. "It's okay baby. I like it messy."
Once both of you had cleaned up, you climbed into bed, holding out your arms to signal Clyde to get in beside you, and he did, letting out a dreamy sigh, his head pressed against your breasts, gazing up at you longingly. "You're so pretty."
You blushed, looking down at him in your arms, watching him yawn. "No baby. You're pretty." You replied, Clyde pressing a quick kiss to your lips, his arms around your waist as you both fell into a deep slumber together.
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