#Stay Crunchy

[goodjohnjr]

Ronald Jenkees - Stay Crunchy

Ronald Jenkees – Stay Crunchy

“Stay Crunchy” – Messin With An E-Piano Sound What Is It? The song Stay Crunchy by Ronald Jenkees from his 2009 music album Disorganized Fun. Here is the description for this video: T-Shirts & signed CDs: https://www.ronaldjenkees.com/cd-store MP3s: https://www.ronaldjenkees.com/mp3-store iTunes: https://tinyurl.com/25pkerr This is another one in the very early stages, but it’s fun to jam…

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#"Stay Crunchy" - Messin With An E-Piano Sound #Disorganized Fun #Drive EP AS1 #FL Studio 8 #Motif XS8 #Music #Piano #Ronald Jenkees #Ronald Jenkees Stay Crunchy #Stay Crunchy #Video #YouTube

[homemakinghippie]

#motherhood #stay at home mom #momlife #crunchy mom #hippie mom #sahm #sahmlife #sahmomlife #traditional family #family #traditional home #homemaker #homemaking #housewife #traditional gender roles #traditional femininity #tradwife #tradfem #traditional wife #traditionalism #traditional marriage #trad wife #tradblr #tradwoman #trad wives #trad women #hyper feminine #femininity #feminine #traditional housewife

[shadow-magpie-draws]

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shido palace escape scene you will always be famous to me (i'm sorry for what scene followed next)

#persona 5 #ryuji sakamoto #p5 ryuji #i think about this scene a lot. i have a comic idea for it. #no promises of delivering it sorry i am. bad at staying motivated #wanted to both pose and color practice with this one #also sorry if it is crunchy i had to compress it to 20 MB for tumblr. the og file was 123 mb lmao

[risingsunresistance]

#thank you hourlytechno #needed to share this publicly. this one is too important to stay on priv jhdkfj #smpearth #smp earth #technoblade #crunchies

[crunchity-munchity]

Having to remind myself constantly that being able to balance bith a job and college at the same time is actually a pretty impressive feat for people like me (disabled both physically and mentally). And that I shouldn't push myself to be perfect all the time because the fact that I'm here at all is impressive

#we stay positive we stay positive we stay positive (pealse fuck im trying so hard) #anyway ive been struggling recently with school and work #and i need to like .... calm down or something #i also need sleep but my brain said no #its to the point where i question if its stress caused or just my own reluctance #its probably both #crunchy rants #my tags are more a rant than my actual post but whatev #this is a message to all those with disabilities: im proud of you for making it this far

[mo-ok]

Jiraiya being exceedingly useful for (almost) 3 minutes

#kakuranger #sentai #ur gonna have to forgive my crunchy ass kaku source lmao #the crunchiness of the video quality directly correlates to my enjoyment of the season #back on my kakuranger bullshit it seems #totally not watching it to deal with the grief of almost being done with gogofive #anyway please enjoy these lovingly curated clips of jiraiya doing his very best for 2 minutes and 47 whole seconds #you could make one of these for any of the kakurangers tbh #but for some reason jiraiya always stuck in my mind as the boy who stays losing

[druidshollow]

spring brings a lot of change in these girls' (after)lives <3

saturday morning art trade w @trelning teehehe >:))) look at their ocs. i fucking command you

#this looks so crunchy while im posting it. hope it doesnt stay that way hahahahahaha #furry art #sfw furry #druid draw #sequential #not my guys

[soul-nymph]

this mod is a W

#tried enhancing the quality #still kinda crunchy #on my demon hours rn #mortal kombat #shang tsung #mk #mortal kombat 1 #alicstyr is simping for shang again #stay tuned for more

[wxywardsun]

Supernatural truly peaked with its earlier seasons I mean just take a minute to think about it! All the grain,the deep colors,that odd feeling of nostalgia watching the earlier episodes (I get that a lot when I see episodes from the early seasons and I still don’t know how to explain it). It’s just something about the way it always looks like it’s autumn,it’s probably a little chilly out and there’s always some unexpected thing that goes bump in the night. Midwest gothic incarnate and that’s what I love!

#is this just me saying words? yeah… #why can’t it be AUTUMN YET??? #boooo summer booooo heat… #give me crunchy leaves and cloudy skies #supernatural should’ve stayed like that the whole time #sure there are moments where the later seasons give off the same feel as s1-5 #but those seasons were the HEIGHT of ‘ooo look at the grain!!! look at the colors!’ #that’s why I love purgatory and jacks introduction episode #honorable mentions #Billies introduction + everything about 4x01 + deaths introduction episode #and apocalypse world..I LOVED apocalypse world #dead in the water too #I just love me some grain!!! #supernatural #spn #supernatural appreciation posting #spn meta #(is this meta???? idk…)

[ickyguts]

Your out of context whiteboard scribbles for the day

#i had so much fun in whiteboard today #i just got called in to work tho ☠️☠️ i stayed up so late im so screwed #htf fliqpy #htf cub #cw violence #cw blood #im so sorry cub #htf flippy #i know i just posted splendid holding a weed a while ago and now theres this #i promise the two are unrelated #XD #posting this from mobile too so heads up if things look a lik crunchy #cw gore #cw eyegore #happy tree friends

[angelsdean]

big destiel forever and ever amen

#multishipping pals look away. in my big destiel feels rn hashtag sorry to other ships #(drowstiel and drowley / crowstiel can stay for the crunchy dynamics and bc crowley is always a delight. but everyone else is dust)

[homemakinghippie]

#traditional marriage #marriage #homemaker #housewife #homemaking #stay at home wife #crunchy mom #hippie mom #stay at home mom #traditional femininity #holistic #tradfem #traditional gender roles #traditional home #traditional wife #traditionalism #tradblr #tradwife #traditional husband #traditional housewife #50s housewife #vintage housewife #traditional man #traditional masculinity #traditional woman #hyper feminine #femininity #feminine #trad wives #hippie wife

[acidic-potato-piss-water]

Your honor, he is slaying

#it is my civic duty to draw men with rockin titts #stay tuned for when i actually do smthn with this sketch in like. 5 years probably #gOD tumblr made it so crunchy. click for better quality I beg of you #anyways #jade herrera #from epix #from mgm+ #from 2022 #my art #from #fromblr

[isthisamew]

i'm gonna put this in its own post cus this is gonna be a fair amount of Words. thank you for enabling me @theslime

there's two parts to this. there's the stubborn reason why i even started putting milk first into cereal, and then there's the practical reason why i haven't switched since.

the origin story

feel free to skip this part, but i found it quite fascinating (and pretty funny) to realize why i had started in the first place.

i was a wee child, with parents who very much appreciated every ounce of independence i could muster in daily routines. one of the things i learned to do fairly young was pour myself a bowl of cereal for breakfast every morning. and every morning, i had to eat that cereal while watching cartoons in the living room, obviously.

i had weak little baby arms, and my parents only ever bought the full gallon of milk. after some trial and error, i figured out the optimal steps to make only a single trip between the living room and the kitchen, while also minimizing the amount of heavy lifting i had to do when that gallon was mostly full. it was as follows:

bring the bowl and spoon to the fridge

pour the milk into the bowl. add in the spoon

grab the cereal box

very, VERY carefully walk from the kitchen to the living room with a full bowl of milk and an arm full of cereal box

i need to mention: this bowl of milk was Full. i was a growing creature, and i ate two as-much-as-i-can-fit bowls of cereal for years and years. i needed enough milk to satisfy this intense Hunger.

i spilled a lot of milk, y'all. fluid mechanics was something i was learning about the hard way in these moments. but i was determined. i was dead set on perfecting my technique because i never wanted to do two trips ever again.

this was my villain milk-first origin story. i put my blood, sweat, and tears into my methodology. and honestly, the thought of switching to cereal-first was painful in a sunken cost kind of way. i achieved the perfect milk-to-cereal ratio; switching would require relearning it. but i'm nothing if not a person who values reconsidering my habits and putting in the effort to change them if they will serve me better. and as someone who still eats cereal every single day as an adult, any change to my cereal ways would have a profound impact on me.

after careful consideration, i determined that milk first is superior, regardless of my emotional attachment to it.

why milk first is superior, regardless of my emotional attachment to it

it all boils down to a single factor: maximum cereal crunchiness.

i have heard of people eating their cereal in warm milk. i did it once, and never fucking ever again because i simply cannot stomach the MUSH cereal turns into upon CONTACT with warm milk. if you eat cereal with warm milk, i will not cast judgement on you as many have for my milk-first ways. but you do not belong in this conversation, bcus it literally doesn't matter which order you put the milk in. (if a warm-milker reads this and disagrees, i'd love to hear about it. genuinely.)

i value crunch. crunch gives me joy. most mornings these days, i wake up food-averse. the crunch of cereal is an important tether keeping me from skipping breakfast. i know that even if the thought of eating food is making me nauseous, once i feel the crunch of cereal, everything will be okay.

the moment cereal touches milk, its time is numbered. fully submerged cereal can lose its crunch within seconds, depending on the brand. even being partially submerged is enough to start the clock. keeping as much of it as dry as possible is so, so important if you want to maintain Crunch.

and the key is putting milk first. when cereal is poured on top of milk, there is a much larger layer of dry cereal than if it was done the other way around. (as much as i want to, typing out the physics behind this phenomenon is too daunting for me. but i think it's intuitive enough that you know this to be true, right??)

strategy is also important. i eat a bowl of cereal like a cake: cutting through the layers from top to bottom. this means each spoonful has a mixture of soggy cereal that's been submerged, and the fresh, dry cereal that's been sitting on top of it. for cereal that's had milk poured second, that cut-through ratio can be as bad as 75% soggy, 25% dry. with milk first, that ratio is closer to 50/50, sometimes better. it's sublime. knowing how good it can be makes turning back impossible.

i'm not trying convert anyone to the milk-first way. it just feels nice to finally write out my thoughts on it. i don't understand the animosity i receive when people find out i do it, but maybe now i'll link them to this essay so they can better understand my dark, twisted mind.

#(sidenote: this is all specifically about cereal that floats. order doesn't matter for cereals that sink into milk #like raisin bran or honey bunches of oats. but those tend to stay crunchy anyway cus they are Thicc) #anyway those are my cereal opinions #thanks for reading #i had a lot of fun writing it hehe #cerealblr #long post

[equalseleventhirds]

Hey, do you have any recs for long form, more serious ttrpg systems for fantasy settings? I feel like I hear a lot about short/definitively-lengthed systems, but I've been yearning for a DnD-esque system without all the baggage of equip loads and complicated Challenge Ratings and other rules-y baggage I don't super care about.

do i! do i ever!

serious & long-form systems do on the whole tend to be crunchier than shorter systems (not always, but generally); nevertheless, i've picked out a........ handful......... ok there's Several, i did try to control and limit myself but u kno.......... games......... anyway, here are some that are considerably less crunchy than d&d but still lend themselves to long fantasy campaigns.

uh. under the cut for. oh god it's so long. it's so long. tried my best to explain them, u see. (which is also why it took me so long to reply lol, sry abt that)

godeater (& godeater 2.0): play in a broken, post-apocalyptic fantasy world, where dead and dying gods warp the land, and you raid their bodies for divine magic to help support humanity. 2d10-based, get weird & funky with it! i admit a small preference for version 1.0, which gave u some loose examples but left much of the worldbuilding and even character building up to u to create; 2.0 has some extra books that go with it that i haven't much looked into yet, but seem to give more solid lore to work with, if u would like that.

when the guilds pay in copper, crime pays in gold: alchemical guilds pay shit wages to use people for magical experiments. go do crimes on 'em with your own magic. d6 base, assign dice to stats to make ur own dice pool; fairly light rules and in fact very little in the way of instruction or hard lore on the gm's side, so better played with an experienced gm who's good at making their own stuff, but certainly campaign material for the right gm!

third empire - violence + beauty: the world sucks, and has sucked for a while, through two oppressive empires and into a third one. you play adventurers who are trying to carve out a little goodness, a little justice, a little vengeance, in the world. y'know. lasers & feelings based, but expanded beyond the original (which also comes with it if u get it!) into more lore, more character choices, very collaborative worldbuilding, downtime mechanics, etc etc.

ruby radiance 6e: streamlined dungeoneering built to let ppl play the way actual play podcasts sound, essentially. d20 pool system, based on trophy mechanics but v much adjusted. lots of choices to make during character creation & leveling, but much much less to keep track of during the playing part. u get it.

wizard pals: all of you are wizards, going on adventures and trying to accomplish your goals in a fantasy world. d12-based, fairly lighthearted (can lean silly but u could use it for more serious if not super grimdark adventures), much worldbuilding left up to the gm, but very simple rules, so.

grimblade rpg: (speaking of grim lol,) action & adventure in a grim fantasy world; things like character creation and rewards (and magic) fully imply a fantasy world, but worldbuilding is left up to the gm, altho there are many tables to roll on to give some help. uses d4, 6, 8, and 10; all rolls are contested rolls, with dice picked based on how serious the gm feels this roll is.

shattered aether: post-apocalyptic science fantasy, you roam around a fucked up magic world and protect ppl from various dangers. 2d6 based, based on the lumen system so fairly combat-forward in a very high-action very cool asskicking way. for some reason the font chosen for this book is murder on my eyes, but if u can get past that (or just zoom in lots and read a bit at a time) it's straightforward, simple, and fun!

familiars of terra: this one may be a little too crunchy, but i love it a lot and rly the most crunch is in character creation and tracking experience, actual gameplay is (imo) pretty easy. post-post-apocalyptic fantasy world, some science fantasy elements depending on where you choose to focus, bcos there are absolute PAGES of lore on this extremely cool and enormous world; you and your party go around with your soul-bonded animal friends to spread hope and healing and also do cool shit. y'know. card-based, again it is probably more crunchy than ur looking for but less abt tracking what you can do during things and more abt tracking experience in order to level up stats, so.

1400 quest: ok that last one was crunchy, this one's very uncrunchy. pick a handful of things and get going! clearly inspired by d&d, but very very streamlined, so things that were pages of mechanics are like, one or two sentences. gm's side of it is like, a handful of rollable tables and then do whatever, so prolly for the more experienced gm. d6 based, but you may have occasion to use other dice. also if you like this one there's others by the same author focusing on other things (1400 mage, sneak, etc), or you can check out others in the 24XX type of games, which started out sci fi but has since been expanded to a bunch of other stuff. u kno.

beast dream: pokemon-inspired game where you make friends with magical beasts and go on magical adventures! d6-based, forged in the dark, so there is a little crunch wrt deciding on position etc and stuff like stress, but the author rly wanted to focus in on letting u adventure and have fun without getting bogged down in numbers and i think that shows, stuff like load and reputation aren't so much a thing.

cognatons: play as sentient, magic-filled automatons doing whatever fantasy adventures your robot heart desires. d4-based, caltrop core, so you get a fairly simple & defined set of actions; less to keep track of, easy to follow.

dethrone the divine: you're gonna overthrow the gods, and also take their places. you're already either divine, semi-divine, or magically powerful in other ways, and you adventure with the goal of gathering power and followers so you can take the place of the shitty gods in power. d6-based, pretty straightforward system, makes characters v cool and powerful, which is always fun.

perilous: do you love dungeon crawls bcos i love dungeon crawls... streamlined and easy to understand fantasy dungeoneer adventures in this one! d20-based, leans towards tags instead of complicated numerical skill stuff to keep track of. go to dungeons, fight monsters, get treasure. simple n good. (adds in some metaplot, like who sent you, how will this affect the people living here, whatever, but rly strong with the very old core of d&d-style 'go do a dungeon' kinda thing, if that's what u like.)

high magic lowlives: ok my latest obsession bcos i'm currently planning a big ol campaign for friends in this one. there are classic adventurers in this world, out there cleaning out monster nests or whatever, but they're usually in the employ of the immortal aristocracy. you? you make your money by stealing from and humiliating the immortal aristocracy, because you're a lowlife. it's a dangerous gig, but isn't it better than going into student debt at wizard school? melds high fantasy aesthetics with like, magical twitch streaming aesthetics. fun as hell. uses all the dice and also sometimes tarot cards (mostly just for character creation, u kno). easy to understand rules, i'm having a great time.

ellipses rpg: setting-agnostic system (make ur own setting!) with simple, streamlined rules and an emphasis on improvisation. d20 based, rly just some very basic foundation and then a lot of encouragement to make things up and do what's fun. so like, loosey goosey & not super structured if you want structure, but could be fun!

unbound: setting-agnostic system but with much more formal structure, got structure around how to collaboratively worldbuild your setting and everything. obvs this means some crunch, but it's still not super crunchy, nice and straightforward rly. lotta character options but not so complex and math-heavy, u kno. card-based system. designed actually for a series of short campaigns in a linked world, tho, so if ur not up for exploring new characters a lot, may not be for you.

#algie talks ttrpgs #i have HUNDREDS of games u don't UNDERSTAND #tried to limit myself. took off some rly more urban fantasy or cyberpunk fantasy or noir fantasy or horror-focused. #took off some more crunchy ones tried to stay with the less crunchy............. #even the ones i took off are STILL not as full of useless-ass rules than d&d but i tried to go for ones with much less to keep track of #took off some ones that are perhaps not as easy for someone moving from d&d eg. gmless ones non-combat ones rly meta ones etc #and still it's like. sixteen here??? which obvs u cannot play all of them lmao #but anyway here u go i hope this helps!! i lov games #long post #just in case the readmore fucks up bcos it's moved itself like three times since i started drafting this

[gxlden-angels]

I think it's really funny when fundies are also super into the crunchy lifestyle like bestie your whole system is based on a dude with magical powers born from a virgin you can take a tylenol and stop feeding your infant raw milk now

#I always bring it up #but me @ my aunt that scoffed at me for using my nebulizer while actively having a severe asthma attack #and I mean severe I had to use double my dosage before I could breathe without wheezing and coughing again #I 100% should've been in the hospital #I respect the crunchy life when it's shit like colds and scrapes and aches #absolutely not when it's an asthma attack or PCOS #and doubly not when your CHILD is the sick one #I assume most of the crunchiness comes from the adversion to medicine over prayer #because that implies that there are things that can't be prayed away #And it implies that if you pray and stay healthy that's proof of your worth and praying power #So when someone does get sick and/or die well that's just apart of his plan at least you can say you didn't fight his plan #It's not a preventable illness if you ignore/don't learn how to prevent it /j #every day I wake up and learn another disease raw milk can give you /j #ED tw #And everyday I use to wake up to my stepmom doing a different 'diet' #They 100% encouraged eating disorders both in restricting and binging #Feel bad? Eat food and pray about it! Feel good? Fast and pray about it! #Either way you should feel like you're on the Truman Show with every bite you take #your health becomes a moral issue not a natural one #it becomes a temple and not your vessel #ex christian #religious trauma