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authormeat · 9 months

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Late Night Poker

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#I was inspired by that dinner piece done by strawberri-acidd #They make pretty cool art go check them out #Anyways these assholes are all dogs #creepyasta #marble hornets #masky #hoody #eyeless jack #liu creepypasta #eyeless jack creepypasta #jeff the killer creepypasta #ticci toby #toby rogers #ben drowned #creepypasta fanart #fanart

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strrwbrrryjam · 4 months

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one thing homophobic gamer bros like to say to those who headcanon arthur was gay/bi or ship charthur is that "arthur was likely homophobic bc a lot of people were back then" and like. no??? he wasn't???

arthur meets margaret, the mistress of danger and his reaction is not anger, nor any sort of discomfort around his presence, he's honestly mostly confused and exasperated at his personality, as arthurs old and tired and margaret very well isn't. he isn't cruel to margaret at all and bares no judgement, he only really gets annoyed when margaret says he shouldn't give him the emerald because his dad wouldn't want him to.

he meets mr black and mr white, two men who have recently escaped from prison and watches their relationship change from hatred to love in a handful of meetings, he helps them go on to live a better life and when he figures out that mr black and mr white are in a relationship with one another, he advises them to go and find somewhere safe and secluded because "a lot of people don't like people like him," actively warn them against the type of people the gamer bros accuse him to be.

charles châtenay, comes to arthur while disguised as a woman and all he really is, is confused. charles asks him to help and protect him and arthur does. charles kisses arthur and the only thing he tells him is that "do not do that again," he doesn't yell, he doesn't shoot charles, and he doesn't even stop helping him, all he asks him is to not do that again. he's not even that annoyed, even though he would have been justified to be annoyed in this instance since he wasn't consenting to the kiss.

throughout all of this, there's no anger or discomfort to this, he's just- mostly confused, and once he gets past his confusion, he helps them anyway, even giving them advice and well wishes for them to be safe during this hateful time.

its like- no brad, arthur wasn't homophobic, you are though, and you don't get to hide your homophobia and general discomfort with queer people with a character who rockstar tells you, with a handful of examples, that he has no judgement and hatred towards people who are queer.

#he would. however. shoot YOU brad. he has no tolerance for assholes. and you. are an asshole.#he's honestly as accepting as they come during the 1800s. and I'm tired of misogynistic and homophobic gamer bros assassinating #his character like that. its infuriating and really just reassures me that they do not get the character and the theme of the game at all.#rdr2 #red dead redemption 2 #rdr2 arthur morgan #arthur morgan #rdr2 mr margaret #mr marget #is it mr or mrs for margaret. idk #rdr2 mr black and mr white #mr black and mr white #rdr2 charles chatenay #charles chatenay #strawberry speaks

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neptunym · 1 year

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ms paint doodles for @post-it-notes7 's fic series, heart and soul. i highly recommend it to anyone that either likes the kirby anime or meta knight bc it's a delight to read :]

#kirby #meta knight #galacta knight #fanart #hoshi no kaabii #krbay #iyd spoilers #IYD #ms paint #ok most of them are doodles. the strawberry and blueberry drawings started as a ''haha its meta and galacta :)''#but at one point it turned into rendering practice #idk what happened #kirby fanart #id included #i've been wanting to show off those stupid fruits for so long. i spent an entire morning on the strawberry alone #i was literally about to post this when my blog got put in jail #one second my icon was normal. i refresh the page and boom #he's gone #anyway. go read wishful thinking and in your dreams <3333333 #edit: it's almost midnight and i just realised i wrote heavily instead of highly..... this is why we don't make drafts at 3 am #uhm anyway. fun fact. i wanted to draw the thats paint asshole meme but i was tired #so i put the images og GK and MK there as placeholders #but in the end i got too lzy to like. actually draw it lol #gala doodles #gala draws

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da-birb-writes-sometimes · 9 months

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Hi hello yes for the event jahdjsjd. Jamil with the prompt 6 carnival fun?? Please?? With (🌄🍓☄️)?

Do with this request what you will,, I'll love the writing anyway <33333333333

Carnival Fun; Jamil Viper

Content; Fluff, gender-neutral reader, mutual pining

Word Count; 650+

AN; I hope you enjoy your Jamil and the direction I took this in! Jamil deserves to have some fun, and so do you! As a reminder, do not put my work — or others for that matter — into AI as it steals. Link to Masterlist

To say that you weren’t a bit surprised that Jamil had agreed to join you to the local summer carnival would be a lie. But much to your surprise, and his own, he had agreed to your invitation… well also was basically forced to take a day off work and he had “nothing better to do”, his words, not yours.

Yes, he was clutching onto the railing of every single ride, he protested a little but still went on them. And you could have sworn that besides the hissed curse words and snippets of praying, you could hear the tiniest bit of laughter over the sound of children and adults screaming. He didn’t leave the park even after he was chased around by a hornet that wanted some of his food. Jamil had even won you the 'so ugly it's cute' snake plush from that basketball game. He even reluctantly shared some of that overpriced snow cone with the strawberry syrup; it was a tad too sweet for him, you seemed to enjoy it so he decided to give it a shot.

“I’m surprised that you came,” you hummed, shovelling a spoon of the sweet treat into your mouth.

Jamil took his spoon and got a small scoop of the shaved ice. “Why wouldn’t I? You invited me.” I like spending time with you. “Today was… enjoyable I guess.”

You rolled your eyes at him, “Aw, come on, Jamil, admit that you had a little bit of fun, it won’t hurt ya.” Even when you were waiting in line for over an hour, he stuck with you. “You deserve to have some fun, to let loose. You work yourself too hard.”

Jamil raised a brow and looked at you. The setting sun cast warm light on your face, and he quickly looked away. “Fine, I had fun today,” he relented. “And thank you for thinking of me. Despite the screaming children, it was fun. And I suppose I will try to let loose.”

“Don’t forget about the hornet that chased you arou-” You stopped talking and stifled a coughed-out laugh at the face he was giving you for bringing up that incident again. He had to rip your phone out of your hands to delete the video you took, he didn’t need Kalim to see that or everyone else working at the Al-Asim estate for that matter. “I mean, I’m glad that you had fun. I like spending time with you.”

Jamil looked back to your face, and he saw the orange sun reflected in your eyes. “I like spending time with you too,” he offered you a small smile.

The way the setting sun backlit Jamil made him look ethereal, glowing even, and you paused and just looked at him in silence for a few moments before snapping out of it. “If you want we can come back another time, maybe I’ll even be able to beat you at that basketball game!”

He let out a single chuckle, he was being a lot more relaxed with you and he couldn’t place when he had started doing so. He felt like he could be himself, and not the Jamil that everyone expected him to be. “I doubt it, you missed every single shot, no wonder you didn’t join the Basketball Club. If you want to come back, there’s a festival happening in August at the estate for the meteor shower if you wanted to go again-”

“Are you asking me on a date?” You asked, looking at him with wonder and teasing.

Jamil hummed, “If I were to do so, would you accept?”

“Yeah, if you were asking, I would always say yes,” you said.

He gave you a smile, a genuine smile, a window into the true Jamil. “Well then, would you like to go on a date… with me?”

You reached your hand across the table, palm facing up, “I’d love to.”

Jamil looked down at your hand and then back up to your face, placing his hand in yours. “Then it’s a date.”

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octoooo · 6 months

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Makomo’s album part 12 (masterlist)

Bonus snoot boop on the Jouch ⬆️

References:

Link to Bunny who misses her wife

#kny #demon slayer #tomioka giyuu #octo’s art #sabito #sabigiyuu #SABIBUN AU #jouch doodle from my phone #I love Rabito’s face as he eats that strawberry #he realized that he’d let himself be vulnerable around Catyuu & that he has ✨feelings ✨#can’t just go back to being snippy snarky asshole #went to the vet once from too much catnip #this time he comes back with The Cone #sabibun hides among the tomatoes in sakonjis garden #sakonji pretends not to see him while he’s gardening #Makomo’s album

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insurged · 5 days

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would you feed bat! astarion a strawberry? 🥺

#morning! <3 i spent last night trying to make a new psd #because the one i have works terribly with non anime content #the video is just a bat eating a strawberry fyi #except astarion would be an albino bat :')#anyways i will be here after work to get out writing hehe #* ⟢ 𝐎𝐎𝐂 ━ ( clench your asshole super tight & scream it from your heart )

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chamerionwrites · 29 days

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Had the worst morning and I was SO brave about it. Did not trip facefirst down an abyss of viciously mean self-talk about ordinary human fuckups. Cleaned up the proverbial spilled milk and then went out and socialized instead of crawling back into bed and writing the day off as a loss.

#listen me n my brain weasels are a wee bit fragile on christian holy days at the best of times #and then i went and burned myself like an asshole and DROPPED MY FRIEND’S BIRTHDAY PIE ON THE CARPET #on my landlord’s. pale beige. carpet.#my very lovingly crafted pie with homemade all butter crust and the last of my frozen rhubarb and some very red strawberries #…and then i swore viciously for like three solid minutes whilst getting out the carpet cleaning solution and the shop vac #and then i deep cleaned the carpet and made another FUCKING pie crust and this time put blueberries in it #and it was definitely not as good as the first one would have been because i was rushing. and also i missed lunch.#but hey i did arrive in time for dessert with blueberry pie. so.#*FERAL FRUSTRATED GROWLING NOISES*#it’s fine. it’s fine. it worked out. oh my god i’m so fucking tired #my posts #should i file this under #culinary adventures #🙃

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thatfunkylittlejesterdude · 3 months

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Girl help I'm making genuine lethal company OCs

This is Comedy, and he has a partner named Tragedy. Both are masked, if that wasn't already obvious. I haven't drawn Tragedy yet though so like. He'll be revealed later lmao.

I'm debating giving them actual names but I'm getting attached to just calling them Comedy and Tragedy, even if that is a REALLY basic naming convention for them.

Theater kid lookin' ass-

#lethal company #corrupted strawberry's art #masked #lethal company masked #Also I decided that like. Realistically the employees would have stuff on their suits to help carry shit #Because how the hell else are they supposed to carry other shit while carrying the two handed objects?#My friend suggested them just ballancing stuff on top of other stuff #Which is really fucking funny actually #But I needed an excuse to make Comedy more slutty so #He's got little straps that have litle holsters and clips on 'em for carrying smaller bits of scrap :)#He doesn't use them #But the employees/scrappers/whatever the fuck the player characters are called certainly do #lethal company oc #oc #Comedy and Tragedy have a confusing relationship #On one hand they're very fucking gay #On the other hand they kill each other repeatedly out of hatred for the other #Nobody else in the building understand wtf is happening between them #Also Comedy is kinda an asshole #He was stranded on Rend and now he thinks he owns the whole damn mansion #He also genuinely believes that life is a stage and he's the main character of a solo act show #And that Tragedy is fucking ruining his show and atealing his spotlight #I have a lotta thoughts about these guys can you tell #Currently in the process of writing Comedy's backstory to post on ao3 so :)

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ralsriel · 10 months

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Things are heating up in the splatoon ice cream splatfest. You all can't do that, the ice cream will melt :(

#splatoon #splatoon 3 #jokes aside #this splatfest seems. a bit intense? lol #I just saw 3 posts in a row by different mutuals each blaming a different team #'man team vanilla are assholes :/' 'I love team vanilla at least they can behave unlike mint chocolate chip' 'why is strawberry annoying?'#how about we all just hold hands and talk about the joys of ice cream together #/lh #ramblings

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the-annoying-juniper · 5 months

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You’d think that throwing people off of cliffs wouldn’t hurt them. Oh well!

#o!strawberry #Juniper’s an asshole

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porschesbabydaddy · 9 months

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Started thinking about how much Kinn gets done dirty and I got so upset I blacked out

#kinnporsche #every criticism of Kinn I’ve put forth is out of love #I feel like. we extend a lot of grace to every other character but the. take Kinn’s actions at face value #and call him an asshole without examining WHY he does the things he does/acknowledging his circumstances #that’s why I kind of hate a post I made where I said he’s the worst thing that’s ever happened to Porsche #bc I think the circumstances SURROUNDING Kinn are the worst thing that’s happened to Porsche #but Kinn himself and the love he has for Porsche could never be a bad thing #I’m rambling but long story short I love him #on all levels except physical I am sheltering him from the rain and feeding him strawberries #this isn’t to say that Kinn has never done anything wrong in his life but #he’s certainly not the worst character you know?

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vanyafresita · 5 months

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it's getting worst

#vent #people dont like self sabotaging assholes you need to stop stop stop stop stop ure only supposed to be happy !!!!!!!#nothing is happening and is too much too much stop thinking !!!!!!#something is going to happen i will fuck up im fukcing up right now by not doing anything by not being better #what is wrong with you what is up with you why dont u get help !!!!!!#i cant !!!!!! i cant i cant no matter how much i want to !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#ive been wishing praying beggin for help since i was 12 and i still cannot because i dont have the money !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#im trying to focus on not killing myself im taking one day at a time im trying im trying im promise im trying please believe me #its okay if im alone its fine its fine i will survive its alright if nobody likes me its okay its alright i will survive somehow its okay #vanya strawberry flavored #mental tag

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strrwbrrryjam · 5 months

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god. something that annoys me so much about "what if javier was jacks father" or "what if dutch was jacks father" or the jokes about "jack being a group project" is the fact that while they make their stupid misogynistic takes, they completely ignore the fact that abigail was SEVENTEEN when she joined the gang and not long after she got pregnant with jack. she was a prostitute before she even joined the gang, meaning that she at least began to prostitute herself when she was fifteen, sixteen at the latest. these grown men were sleeping with a seventeen-year-old. a seventeen-year-old. she had no choice in the matter, she was an orphan, a child who had no one looking out for her and the gang might have actually been the only way she could ever truly survive back then. its horrendous the fact that they find fault in a lonely seventeen-year-old who simply relied on them to help her live in a world where so much was against her and not these grown men who took advantage of her helplessness and her need to survive.

#honestly its not just the stupid misogynistic gamer assholes who make this stupid joke.#ive sadly seen some of the voice actors make this joke. i know dutchs va did. its. its fucked up how normalized it is in the rdr2 fandom #rdr2 #red dead redemption 2 #rdr2 abigail roberts #abigail roberts #rdr2 jack marston #jack marston #rdr2 van der linde gang #van der linde gang #strawberry speaks

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bibleofficial · 8 months

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trying to be a green juice girly soooo hard but