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willowsfanarts · 1 year

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survived deep darkness - latest Artwork

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x-gon-give-it · 1 year

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Day 4 of drawing Spider-Man everyday.

Dark Ages Spideypool ❤️🖤💙

#peter parker #spider-man #spideypool #deadpool #wade wilson #fan art #my art #otp #dark ages #dark ages Spideypool #silver Fox Peter Peter #he’s a sexy beast #but he’s got achy achy joints #and a bad back

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fellhalcyon · 1 year

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four years ahead of its time smh. y’all would have eaten this up

#nasty messy sexy age gap with a dash of dubcon and a generous dollop of japan being japan (derogatory) (affectionate)#this scene is still my standard for high heat in bl #what does that say about me. hmm #anyways i loved this show and these pathetic losers and i do think it's underrated #the novelist #the pornographer #the pornographer gifset #god i love tagging for this. will i or won't i anger the tumblr gods #kijima rio #kuzumi haruhiko #kijima x kuzumi #nc gifset #is i guess what i would call it?#also apologies for my incredibly dark gifs. i don't have photoshop

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miraculan-draws · 2 years

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Nate/Anders/Hawke for @luddlestons !! That long boi is a sucker for a scruffy brunette.

#dragon age #da2 #dragon age awakening #nathaniel howe #Anders #Garrett Hawke #act 3 Hawke may have unkempt hair and blood magic dark circles but he is sexy for it

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soldier-poet-king · 7 months

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Maybe laugh lines and crows feet and teeny forehead wrinkes are sexy, what then

#the duality of fran #this initially started out as indignation about the mods to make astarion and gale smooth faced in bg3 #like no!! put their wrinkles back!!! my men are fine aged like wine!!!!#gale is at least in his 30s. astarion was turned ar 39. like #also realizing that holy shit i have aged to the point where smooth faced ppl dont look lived in enough for me to be attracted to them #WHERE ARE YOUR LITTLE FACIAL QUIRKS AND SIGNS OF A LIFE LIVED #like im not even old im v young by most standards #but the anti aging beauty industry is my mortal nemesis #and im going to do my part by romanticizing aging and telling everyone how sexy smile lines are #because they ARE #this also helps me feel good. with the yknow. eyebags dark circles. beginnings of crows feet #ive had deep smile lines my whole life. tons of silvers popping in #i am hotter than ive ever been. tbh. if you even care

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marimosalad · 1 year

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Another drawing inspired by @demonscantgothere Helholden’s Beasts of the Hill and Serpents of the Den! My head canon for First-Age Halbrand, a.k.a. seductive necromancing vampire wolfboi, servant of Morgoth, Lord of Werewolves, and Galadriel’s hot older boyfriend with a dark past and bottomless sexual appetite 👀

You know what’s amazing about Sauron? He’s canonically an abstract shapeshifter who doesn’t really have a POV in the books, so the possibilities of his character development is endless. And then RoP gave us the gift that is Halbrand, and I absolutely love the fandom just taking and running with it in a million different directions — all arguably canon-compliant to some degree due to the inherent versatility in his character. To think most of us grew up knowing only the flaming eye…

His LinkedIn profile pic (because he would have one 🤣):

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rad-roche · 1 year

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been thinking about thief again and how it has so many of The Characters Of All Time. imagine being the person who came up with garrett. i'd be the smuggest person in the entire world

#branching out from grizzled sexy man to grizzled sexy man. it was a trial #garrett #thief the dark project #thief the metal age #rochedotpng #been watching petty thief and holding my chin and going hrm yes hm video games hm #i'd draw karras a lot if it weren't for that stupid hat

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an-indecisive-mess · 8 months

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I don’t want to hear a single “I told you so” or “my work is done” out of this fandom.

#the dark crystal #age of resistance #skekzok #dammit key!#why did you have to give him a sexy voice?!

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babyviper93 · 10 months

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Just how I like it 😉 face down ass up. Can't go wrong with that 🥵

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pursuitseternal · 11 months

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Fear his “Punishment” should you skip this update from “The Lord of the Werewolves…”

First Age Saurondriel | Explicit | 4k

CW: Explicit Werewolf shapeshifter smut, BDSM undertones…

From Chapter 3: “Punishment”

…Her breath began to soothe, heart steadying as her body soon drew towards sleep. Nestled in the now familiar coziness of her bed, everything grew softer, the noises of the castle fading away…

She did not hear the scratch of claws on the stairs or the near-silent padding of giant paws. The quiet swing of her door on its hinges was so easily muffled by her pillow and sheets.

She should have felt the breeze of his breath on her fingers. She should have heard the low rumbling growl in his throat, should have smelled the metallic sting of blood matted in his fur and caked around his maw.

What she did feel was the all-too-familiar lick of his scratching tongue, the damp trail of his breath as he kissed her hand. Galadriel jolted awake then, but his mouth only followed her hand, pinning it to the bed beneath his thick paw. His eyes glowed bright green, the only source of light in the darkness. His black coat was barely visible, inkier and thicker than the shadows. And still he licked her hand, cleaning it as he stared into her. Pushing, pressing her hand, she could not budge, and there was always that still throaty snarl of betrayal.

He knew…

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willowsfanarts · 2 months

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sing your sad soul to sleep - latest artwork

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frogsare-friends · 7 months

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jeremiah fisher is the only all american bitch that is a man.

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evilhorse · 1 year

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…And it shall always be Salome, the witch

#the savage sword of conan #Salome #witch #sexy #sword and sorcery #fantasy comics #black and white comics #dat rack #roy thomas #john buscema #marvel comics #dark horse comics #70s comics #bronze age comics

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cheekblush · 1 year

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i might just fall in love with my physiotherapist..... 😳

#just had my first session & i've never had a man touch me like this ansnsjmsms #he's also my age which makes this whole ordeal even worse like i've only seen him with a mask but he looks very attractive....#he's tall and has dark hair and he has a nice voice and his hands were so warm.... this is not good....#actually thankful we both were wearing masks otherwise this whole thing would've been even more awkward #like i knew i would get a young male therapist that's why i was so scared of this appointment bc idk it's kinda uncomfortable as a young..#woman to have a young man a STRANGER touch your body & of course it's his profession but still..#he didn't make me feel uncomfortable thankfully but i was just so embarrassed & shy throughout the whole session zhananka #i hope he didn't notice i think i acted normal but in my mind i was going crazy ahhabsnsna #like when i was laying down & he was doing wonders on my back i had to hold back a laugh the whole time & i was just smiling..#i'm glad he couldn't see bc my face nc it was inside this hole thingy idk how to call it shabwjwjnw #he made my back crack 3 times that was so sexy of him...... i need to calm down #actually my neck/shoulder hurt even more now after this session but he was so fine i forgive him shahnsnsn #☁️

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fideidefenswhore · 11 months

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8, 6 & 22 ;*

common fandom opinion that everyone is wrong about (8)

hmmm, AB as heartless and/or 'petty' (she could be petty, tbf), and/or her ruthless acts deriving from 'pettiness', specifically. if anything, too much heart, if such a thing were possible. she might well have threatened cromwell even before that sermon (as, according to chapuys, she did), but in all likelihood this was to prevent 'strong thieves of the realm' from being the primary beneficiaries/ enjoying the windfall of the reformation. most (not all) of her ruthlessness was tied up/from heart&soul, not 'pettiness'. even her least-sympathized, least-excusable ruthlessness, towards catherine and mary, can, as elizabeth norton argues, be attributed to/as an extenstion of/ the protection of her daughter.

also, the tudors (showtime) in general. people seem to have either had a collective eternal-sunshine moment or they watched some version of the show not available to the general public (coa never acknowledged henry's interest in anne? the more you know.)

and becoming elizabeth, lol, 'abuse of thomas seymour aside' when that was almost the entire show. you cannot 'set it aside'.

which ship fans are the most annoying? (6)

mary/chapuys. like the petyr/sansa of the tudor fandom, except at least petyr/sansa enjoyers acknowledge the ship is dark, rather than the achingly tooth-rotting fluff they put out.

also the historic aspect just seems very...wishful-thinking, i guess? chapuys as the white knight, protector, when all chapuys really was, in the end, was someone that gave her false hope and promises/ed (escape, reinstatement) what was ultimately not within his power, and/or diplomatic skill/pull, to grant. she does seem to have really relied on him 1533-36 but shortly thereafter she didn't speak with him much anymore, which is always a choice that is attributed to henry to infantilize her (she can never make an independent choice, it must always come from fear, this woman that was by all accounts, quite brave and didn't suffer fools) and conveniently, as always, villainize her father, to never acknowledge the possibility she might simply have just been disappointed/become disillusioned with/by chapuys; or it's attributed to the exeter conspiracy, ignoring that mary distancing herself from chapuys happened beforehand.

according to his own account, his last conversation with mary was brief, she said what she was expected to say, typical of the by-the-book political niceties (thanked charles v for his good wishes towards her, said she had no power to repay charles v for the same—if not humble equivocation, this sounds more bitter and biting than affectionate—and would pray for her cousin's health and prosperity), and she excused herself early into their farewell by saying she didnt want to detain her fifth stepmother ("appeared unwilling to prolong the interview"). certainly nothing that suggets the wistfulness, nostalgia they feel was 'due', nor the fervent affection and gratitude they assume, nay, insist, was there, but denied, for mary as much in the 1540s as it was in the early to mid 1530s. all considered, mark this as a self-insert ship of sorts, an AU that is not acknowledged as AU.

your favorite part of canon that everyone else ignores (22)

what is 'canon' in this context, lol.....

nothing is my 'favorite' but there are certainly commonly ignored home truths about this era:

either that there was never an english uprising against AB as consort (despite the constant dire predictions), but was for philip ii as consort, or that the house of commons took the oath of succession (1534) without dissent.

#anon #i do not find anything remotely sexy about the possibility of a middle-aged resident ambassador #creaming his pants over a teenage princess on the reg. like...#just. not for me #i don't care that much about dark ships in general so for me it's my bugbear #more for how narrowly it treats everything surrounding them #and dehumanizes anyone that did not kiss their rings #they're the shining lights in the dark; dark pits of english heresy #like if you REALLY vibe with that isn't that more like mary i/reginald pole?#pole/mary has what the mary/chapuys want. he even said a quote about her similar to that.#and then...yeah...#'never acknowledged his interest in anne' on the gifset feat the scene where she calls her a whore..........?#she confronts him about it multiple times. in the canon of the show. like?#and historically ik that does not gel with the image of coa as the endlessly eloquent never flustered and gracious silent sufferer. but #also ig i could have done any fandom. but. eh?#figured this was what was meant #in-theme

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magnificent-winged-beast · 2 years

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"I know and WE know Misha Collins isn't your average vanilla white Hallmark dude" are you trying to say misha collins isn't a white dude??

Yes!

I'm trying to say Misha is a red Panda.

A rotund and fury beautiful red panda.

But sometimes he identifies himself as a jiraffe.

In general, he isn't a regular vanilla dude, and I hope all this animal identification is an allegory about his behavior while having sex. 😘

#misha collins #The animal I will Love to meet on the sack #But seriously #He IS A WHITE DUDE that knows his the whitest and how entitled he can be on the society he lives in #BUT uses this big HOT AS FUCK WHITE DUDENES to call attention to important life issues #Like how his country is slowly but surely returning to the dark ages... Women first #Helping the people that are suffering war and injustice #Making all HIS SEXINES As baiting to make people at least try to be decent with each other... Because we can try to make and be the change #But real change of the current situation will require more than HIS HOT ASS AND CHARMING SMILE to end the shit we made so far #Being himself is what I love about him... He can lure me with all his hottest plus my wallet to whatever human whorty cause he wants #I will follow his sexy ass till the end...

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