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thevibraniumveterans · 1 year

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IT’S THE MEME. THIS COVER IS EXACTLY THESE TWO IMAGES:

#marvel #marvel comics #alligator loki #knife cat #disney tangled #eugene fitzherbert #knife cat meme #marvel comic books #omg 🤣🤣🤣#lokigator #croki

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liauditore · 8 months

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scott is literally that meme with smuggling (is it the word?) cat and knife while skizz is like omg i found the best cat ever, just look at him, isn't he looks cool >w<

- 🔥 they came into my head bc there's too many jimmy's around, i want a little break

so real honestly.

and then impulse is like skizz. skizz that is a man.

#asks #🔥 anon #scotzman #trafficshipping #skizz #scott

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ladiemars · 6 months

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"draw with me pookie" OK BET. give me info about your mind blind oc(s if you have multiple). how tall is spencer im gonna draw her next to my wiseman first

OMG POOK! 🖤 spencer is between 5’5–5’6 but usually wears chanel boots that make her 5’7

my other mind blind oc is winnie (winifred) and she’s an adorable 5’3 loser. she’s like the crying cat meme whereas spencer is the knife cat meme. one loves the thrill of danger and the other is not having a good time. (old doodle 👇)

#do not feel obligated to draw tho!!!#however i would love to see it. and…#i always try to trade art back when ppl draw for me 🥹 bc art is one of my love languages lol #mind blind #mind blind button #mars talks #asks #winnie wiseman #spencer wiseman

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butcherlarry · 6 months

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I was tagged by @burins in a people I want to get to know tag meme! Thanks for the tag!

Last Song: I was actually listening to this in the car as I was coming home from work today, Sexkiller on the Loose by Carpenter Brut. I really like this whole album, Trilogy , and listen to it all the time when I'm traveling. It's nice thinkin' music for me, but I have to be careful because it's very easy to speed when listening to the upbeat songs.

The last podcast I listened to was the most recent Behind the Bastards episode, discussing Michael Lewis and the terrible book he wrote about Sam Bankman-Fried. I also completed a re-listen of BtB's six part series on what a bastard Henry Kissinger was, in honor of his death.

The last book I read was Axiom's End by Lindsay Ellis. I might have stayed up until 12:30 am finishing it, and was VERY TIRED when I went birding the next day. Reading this book finally pushed me to get a library card so I can read the next book, Truth of the Divine. I've been holding out on getting a library card for the last couple years because my life has been so hectic with multiple moves. I've finally settled down enough where I can get a library card, and this book was the push I needed to finally do it.

My favorite color: purple! I just really love that color. If you look in my closet, you'll see a lot of purple clothes :)

Currently Watching: What everyone else on the Internet is watching, Hbomerguy's Plagiarism video essay. I couldn't watch it all yesterday and have one more hour to go!

Last Movie: Barbie! I watched it with my two best friends over a discord chat. One of them hadn't been able to see it yet, so we watched it together. It was also lovely to catch up :)

Sweet/Spicy/Savory: Hmmmmmm. I'm a sucker for sweet things, but sometimes that gets to be a little too much for me. So sweet and savory or sweet and spicy are always favorite combos of mine.

Relationship status: Single. Not really looking for anyone either. I'm starting to suspect that I'm aro as well as ace.

Current obsessions: BIRDS. Omg, birds. I blame my cats for this, I got a bird feeder to hang outside a large window at my old apartment to entertain them. Well, it ended up entertaining me too. Now I have a nice camera, multiple bird field books, and I go to the local arboretum every Sunday to go birding. It's my "go out and touch literal grass" day. And it's so much fun to see the birds throughout the year, especially seeing which ones stay in the area and who migrates/come back. The dark-eyed juncos and white-throated sparrows are back and I'm SO HAPPY to see those little guys! I post my pictures on my bird tumblr or Bluesky, as well as the Batfam discord server I'm in :)

Last thing I googled: How to take the FUCKING knife guard off our back up meat slicer to clean it. I wanted both slicers going because we had 100 POUNDS (45+ kgs) of deli turkey to slice for my company's holiday party and it was dirty from the last time it was used. I have NO IDEA how the FUCK we got it off the first time. It should be simple! There is a long pin/bar you unscrew in the back! But it still wouldn't come off!! I think there is some kind of safety we're not triggering, but I have NO CLUE what it is. The manual it came with and the manufacturer's videos on YouTube were NO HELP. I blame the French (the slicer was made in France).

I'm tagging @ktkat99, @betta-male, @sunny-in-gotham, @halehathnofury, @froizetta, @superbattrash, @lizyarikus, @sisaloofafump, and anyone else who would like to join! No pressure though! :)

#tag game #tag meme #about me #thanks for the tag burins!#I hope you're happy about the library card part #I moved 3 times between April 2020 and end of December 2021 #so settling down and getting a library card was the last thing on my mind during that time #it's nice to have one again :)

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latent-thoughts · 3 years

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Please tell me I’m not the only one to see the similarities here...

brb cackling...

#loki #loki sries #loki series trailer #mcu loki #tom hiddleston #hot af #memes #cat meme #cat vs knife meme #lmao #lol #they basically made that meme with loki #i'm crying omg #hahahahaha

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phoenixenforcer · 5 years

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//but consider this: edo having an asmr channel where he softly stabs u to sleep (based on this tweet)

#bc he wOULD AHAHAHA #omg that tweet made me cr y #i couldn't breathe 😂😂#they've also made other edo memes and i absolutely LOVE #they even made knife cat edo like my icon that my gf made #and i was like nICEEE WE SHARE THE SAME BIG BRAIN WLEJFNWLJ #; Oυт ғor тeα / OOC.

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sclfmastery · 6 years

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YOU GUYS

#meme #knife cat #simm master #the master #loooooool #omg i'm so sorry i'm loopy on migrraine meds

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notcaycepollard · 3 years

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i wish you would write a fic where where bucky loves pop girlies (taylor, dua, demi, halsey, doja cat, etc.) bc the drama of their songs resonates with him sm. he hasn't felt anything in like a 100 years so everything feels like So Much

Sam was just looking for the fanvids, that's all.

The kids want to show him something on Tiktok—it's a trend, apparently, Sam is a trend, and also how did the world kind of end for five years and Tiktok still exists, he kind of figured it'd be one of those flash in the pan social media apps but here it is, still going strong—and they're scrolling through Sam's For You page, impatient.

"You can just use the tag," Cass says, "AJ, come on, lemme do it."

"No, I swear, I can find it—yeah, see?"

"Wait," Sam says. "Go back one? Was that—"

"Oh, yeah," AJ says, clearly bored. "Uncle Bucky is real popular, he does all the old dance memes. Look, look, see? This one is the best Cap account. They even have their own shield and wings."

Uncle Bucky does all the old dance memes, Sam thinks to himself, and unfortunately knows deep in his heart he'll be looking that up again later.

It—Christ. Lord Almighty. It's even worse than Sam thought, he's—he wears his fucking combat leathers, he grins at the camera and says okay so the choreo on this one, fuck me, it's harder than catching a knife and flipping it, but I'll give it a go.

The next video is a response to a comment: OMG PLEASE SHOW US HOW YOU CAN FLIP KNIVES, and Bucky is grinning even more broadly, one of his wickedly sharp blades balanced between two fingers.

Don't say I never give you anything, he says, and flicks his fingers, sends the knife spinning up into the air.

He's—he's dancing to Say So, and it should be stupid but it's just stupid-hot. Stupid-hot, fuck, and he—he did the WAP choreography, Sam is going to jerk off until he dies and it's going to be the fault of James Barnes grinding his hips and humping the floor to this stupid Cardi B shit.

He scrolls back up to the top, notices the most recent video: looks like a screenshot of Sam, what the fuck? Clicks into it.

You want me, his phone plays, tinny, as on screen the grainy video version of Sam winks at the camera—fuck, he remembers doing that, it wasn't a wink at the camera but at Bucky saying hey, smile for the kids—and then the video cuts to Bucky's face. Lying in bed, looks like; his hair is soft and tousled and Sam can see the chain of his dog tags in the hollow of his throat. I want you, baby, he mouths, and Sam is going to fucking murder Bucky, murder him, because there are three hundred thousand comments and all of them are OH MY GOD ARE CAP AND BUCKY DATING 🥺🥺🥺

#sambucky #fic #embarro that I'm on tiktok but what can u do

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harcidian · 2 years

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Thanks for the tag @musing-and-music !!! <3 this was fun to do!

Nicknames: Hannah

Zodiac: Virgo

Height: 5 something (I honestly do not know omg shame)

Last thing I googled: sad cat memes HAHAHAHAH

Followers: aaa I prefer not to disclose this! (and I run three blogs so I don't want to plug numbers into the calculator)

Song stuck in my head: Surface Pressure by Jessica Darrow (from Encanto!) god I feel this song so much

How much sleep: 6-7 hours?

Lucky number: 10 !!! I think

Dream job: psychologist/doctor! but I honestly want to try screenwriting

Wearing: a terracotta-colored shirt and denim shorts!

Favorite song: Working for the Knife by MITSKI

Favorite instrument: Violin!

Aesthetic: light academia

Favorite Author: Hiromu Arakawa (yes!!!)

Favorite animal noise: Chirping Birds at Dawn

Something random: personality tests say I have high extraversion but my social battery still drains really fast, I still would like to spend more quality time with myself.

anyone is free to do this! <3 I spent a long time in a semi-hiatus so I'm not sure which of you guys want to play tag games with me anymore ;;

#personal #get to know me #tag games

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kirjavas · 4 years

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the city of magpies

the opening with the bridge nearby woww

thanks for showing practically every shot from the trailer in the first two minutes

WE GOT AN ANGEL’S VOICE

the pictures of lyra im not okay

the transitions in the new title sequence are sick also KNIFE

cittàgazze looks beautiful

“where is everyone?” they’re in lockdown, pan

i lowkey want the photogram of the bridge on my wall

im pretty sure the cardinal told father macphail to fuck off and honestly? mood

father macFAIL

mrs coulter is more unhinged than ever we love to see it

shoving his head onto a table, the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship

lyra did it better than asriel

“that’s my dæmon” “your wHaT”

pantalaimon is more of a will parry stan than me

“i followed a cat through a hole in the air”

time for productivity lessons with mrs coulter

what

the fucking CLOUDPINE AHDKSH

THE GIRLS ARE FIGHTING

“if you start behaving like a grown up the spectres will get you”

“im not hiding”

NOT THE MAGIC FLOWER

ruta skadi is a fucking badass

!!! THE OMELETTE SCENE

“ommalat”

your house

“i was sleeping there” LMAOO

oh shit man the witch’s death scene was hella good

R U T A S K A D I

lyra staring at the alethiometer is giving me tsc vibes... oh no

will sorting out the plumbing as you do

stand-up bath

lyra’s version of the great british bake off hits different

c r u n c h

will out here in a parallel universe about to take a selfie

BUT NOW HE HAS A PIC OF LYRA OH FUCK

i love how lyra is so ready to beat the shit out of everyone she encounters

the way the man reminded her of the severed children nooooo

LET WILL ADOPT ALL THE CATS

THE ANBARIC SCENE MADE IT IN THERE YES

will and lyra realising they’re both from oxford like that spiderman meme

not them sitting on the stairs from the title sequence

“you do have a dæmon inside you”

RED PANDA PAN

who does these beautiful shots of the alethiometer and can they get a raise

HE’S A MURDERER

the knife visions omg

just like iorek :)

i KNEW it would end like that but still did they want me dead omfg

#his dark materials #bbc his dark materials #s2e1 #hdm spoilers #hdm book spoilers #reviews #s2

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its-a-swift-kloss · 3 years

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There's this meme called "Knife Cat", if you Google "knife cat" the meme I referenced is the first image that shows up

LMAO THAT'S GIRLIE'S SMIRK OMG

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dream-girls-evil · 4 years

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Ratched: Episode 8 Reactions

Three Months Later

It’s here! The finale!!! I did watch this while slightly intoxicated

Pinecone people aren’t creepy, nope, not at all

....Shrunken Apple, however

Literally who let Louise work here (I know it’s Betsy but still)

“Louise, I love and pity you, but you terrify the patients”

Ooh Louise and Betsy aren’t on the same page about Edmund anymore—and therefore probably about Mildred as well

Ooh Mildred and Gwen 😍

Oh honey. Chemo is no fun 😞

Ahhh the classic lesbian pose! No for real, historically pictures of women posed with one sitting and the other kneeling or one standing and the other sitting, that kind of thing, was used to signify that a book or magazine or what have you was about a lesbian relationship

Well, it seems like Mildred’s come to terms with not being able to save Edmund, but does Edmund know that?

Oop and Mildred is imagining dying in Mexico. Romantic?

Aw Mildred. So hopeful. I really hope Gwen is okay.

Ah I was right it seems that Mildred doesn’t work at Lucia anymore

Betsy found a woman doctor yay!!!

Betsy really coming through with comforting Mildred! Still the must unexpected alliance

Her tune changes a little when Mildred isn’t around, but I still don’t think she really believes in execution, and she can feel sympathy for Mildred’s pain without forgiving Edmund for his crimes

What if Edmund just like, made a dashing getaway on horseback? No?

Is Mildred gonna be here watching the execution?

Ugh this asshole governor—OH the electric chair...this is going to be much more painful than an injection. Mildred’s going to panic and realize she has to figure out something to save Edmund?

Oh my god he’s on fire. This is horrible.

Ew can they kill him? The way he thinks it’s okay to talk about their bodies is disgusting.

Okay so Mildred is still not arguing for a stay of execution, just for going back to the injection.

Gwen putting her arm behind Mildred’s back and touching her hand is so sweet but like be careful

The LOOK Mildred gives him

The close ups on this guy’s mouth make me so uncomfortable

Gwen check yourself.

Aaand he knows.

Dude that is FAR from the only reason she wouldn’t sleep with you.

Oh good so at least he’s not a homophobe (insert eye roll here)

Lmao Betsy I really don’t think they’re here to talk about catered lunches

Is Mildred gonna try to kill him herself? Ah Yep.

Angels of mercy 🙃

I do not think this is going to go smoothly. Edmund’s going to get away, isn’t he? And he’s going to HATE Mildred. Maybe he already hates her for not being able to save him from this.

Haha he thinks there’s rat poison in the food. That would be far too simple.

Suddenly Edmund is just a little kid talking about animals

The Escape

Charlotte Wells!!!

Not Charlotte Wells. Technically.

...no. Don’t tell me.

Y E P omg they’re really saying she absorbed Dr Hanover as another personality after killing him?

Does Betsy even know Hanover is dead? Did Mildred ever tell her?

Omg wonder if Charlotte is gonna help Edmund escape. I mean, that was Hanover’s plan with Charlotte—spirit her away so that he could cure her and prove himself.

Nothing bad better happen to Huck. Like they’re trusting him to help with Edmund and now help with Charlotte WHO JUST FOUND A GUN.

Oh man that’s how Huck got his burns

Okay maybe reminding her of Harold isn’t the best idea. The man was murdered right in front of her.

NOOOO NOT HUCK

SECRET DOOR?! FUCK!!!

Why do people say “you’re gonna have to shoot me”? That’s like...a really good way to get shot.

YEEEP I WAS RIGHT SHE’S GONNA TAKE EDMUND

Do NOT shoot Betsy do NOT.

I love how Edmund still believes Mildred has a plan to save him.

Fuuuuck Betsy don’t tell him!!!

Fuck. I was right. He knows Mildred was going to kill him, and he’s going to hate her for it.

Fuck Mildred’s going to show up to Lucia and see that all of this has happened!!!

Lol what if she actually passed their car it would be like the meme

Omg she DID

1950

...and now suddenly it’s 1950???

Gwen!!! Well she’s got her hair back so I’m guessing she’s in remission

Edmund hasn’t killed again? Doubtful. He probably just changed his MO.

BETSY

I’m glad she’s cool with the lesbians

Good on Betsy for moving with the times and realizing her old treatments were bad

What is Mildred looking at?? Please don’t say Edmund. Is she just lost in thought or is she always on edge like this? Waiting to him to appear out of the shadows and take everything from her?

“It’s so nice to be rid of them” “Who?” “Men!” I LOVE IT

Fuck fuck fuck she’s going back to the house on her own. She’s gonna find something or he’s going to appear. She feels herself being watched. He’s there, isn’t he?

KNIFE OH NO

Good she has a gun, but this whole thing is definitely not going to get wrapped up that easy. It’s going to be a cliffhanger or otherwise drawn out.

CHARLOTTE FUCK

Bathing in blood okay Dandy

Fuuuck no bullets NO!!!

Omfg a DREAM?!?! I hate everything. That was too stressful.

Ahhh another pretty nightgown for Mildred!

I love Gwen comforting her. This is definitely a routine.

I love Betsy, she’s delightful.

Fuck I bet there’s actually gonna be something in the newspaper this time.

Multiple murder in Chicago.

Seven nurses. Yep that’s Edmund.

How long is this telephone cord?!

Someone she knows sold her out. But who knows she there except for Betsy?? Please don’t say it’s Betsy.

Ooh she’s coming for YOU, Edmund.

LOUISE GODDAMNIT

Thoughts and Theories

Well that was a ride!!! Honestly, nothing too unexpected, but that’s not a bad thing! A few plot twists are always good, but I hate stories where literally nothing is predictable, because then it’s just confusing. A good story should give you enough hints that by the end you can figure out how the pieces go together. Charlotte showing back up was a surprise, but as soon as she did, I could see where things were gonna go. Still raging about their portrayal of DID tho. And now we have the lead into next season! I still can’t believe it was Louise. She’s so kooky that it should be funny but man is she insufferable.

So now we’ve got the set up for next season: a cat and mouse game between Mildred and Edmund. Plus whoever they’ve got in tow. I highly doubt Edmund will keep Charlotte and Louise around for long, but Mildred has Gwen, and that’s worrying. Either she’s going to get left behind for safety or she’s going to get roped into this chase and something terrible will probably happen to her. There’s just really no good ending to this love story, considering we know who Mildred ends up being. Honestly, best case scenario is that Gwen leaves of her own volition because she can’t be okay with knowing there will probably be casualties in Mildred’s feud and that Mildred will consider them justified. But who knows? The last episode did redeem their relationship for me a bit though. It’s clear that there were definitely talks and negotiations during these past two years about Mildred’s past and how they communicate. I just wish we could have seen them.

Honestly, the thing that worries me most about this is that I have no idea how we’re going to end up getting to Cuckoo’s Nest from here. How and why will she end up back at Lucia after all of this? What will happen to Betsy and Gwen that they’re not with her anymore by the time she does? How is this personal fight with Edmund going to translate into her being someone who is really a product of an institutional problem? I actually have an essay in progress on the last point, which in summary is that I really don’t think they will be able to bridge that gap successfully or are even really trying to.

Final notes: I love Betsy Bucket and hope you enjoyed my reactions!

#ratched #mildred ratched #ratched spoilers #all hail the queue of hell #betsy bucket #nurse bucket #edmund tolleson #charlotte wells #gwendolyn briggs

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smiledog15578 · 4 years

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for the ask meme you recently reblogged, how about 📌🎥💕 and 🍀? IM SORRY IF IM OVERDOING THIS BTW you can only answer one of them if you don't feel like doing the others!!! idk i just like hearing people gush about their hyperfixations it makes me really happy :')

📌 how did you find your hyperfixation?

For the fnaf fandom: i found it through my mom! When it came out my mom was like "have you heard of this game" and i said no and she told me about it and at first i was a bit confused. I remember thinking that it was about a sleepover at a guy named freddys HDAJJDJS SO YEA I WAS HELLA CONFUSED but sooner or later i became hooked on it. It really got me into horror stuff (i was a huge scardy cat and still am kinda but not as much as i was back then).

For the markiplier universe: ok so lets get to a cringe moment here. I was a fan of him but i was even a more fan of him in like 2016? And lets just say i got more into it cause of well the septiplier thing which i hate bringing it up but i might as well be honest about it lol ( i hate septiplier now dont worry). But yea that got me more engaged with markiplier and jacksepticeye's content! I eventually grew out of jacks stuff and just stuck with marks content instead. Over time tho ive had an off and on relationship with the markiplier stuff cause i just,,, im slowly growing put of him but then i come back to his stuff its just a love hate relationship lol

💕 tell us about one of your favorite characters and why you like them!

For the fnaf fandom: omg hiw can i decide LMAO. I love almost every character on this story but my all time faves have to be michael or william afton. Michael just seems like a cool dude whos trying to make things right and i love that about a character! Plus he can draw and i wont shut up about that part HFJSJD just little things about character make me go "DKDJKDKD🥺💕💕💕" for no reason lol. And i love william as a character cause hes just so fascinating to me. Plus he feels like a real person whichbis even more terrifying in my opinion (other than the whole him come back to life thing but i hope you get what i mean). Hes not some "haha im edgy and i love knifes haha blood yes blood!!" Type killer (wow i just described my oc lol) but hes got real motives and reasons to killing. I also HDHDJD SORRY BUT i love his voice that PJ gave him. Its so trusting yet like- ew no thanks stranger danger

For the markiplier universe: ANOTHER TRICKY QUESTION LMAO. But my faved have to be wilford and dark as always. Wilford is my favorite cause hes so funny and sweet and just ugh i love that in a character. To me a good trope is cute yet a killer i guess lmao. And i love dark cause hes not a true villian but a villian? He has a villian lool but really he just wants to make things right and is overall a sweet heart as the santa ego said lol

🍀 do you have any kins or comfort characters from your hyperfixation?

From the fnaf fandom: OH YES I DO. I dont kin (i dont think😳) but Michael is a huge comfort character for me! Oh and also vanny too. Them bitches help me alot when im sad or just need something to daydream about

For the markiplier fandom: hmm probably dark,wilford, and yan HDJEJ THE FAM THING IVE BEEN DOING FOR LIKE YEARS. something about that dynamic fills a hole in my heart that really makes me happy. Now i wouldnt say i have such a terrible family or anything! I love my family to bits but when things get difficult with my own family i kinda escape to that :)

#i wrote so much JFJEJFJY MY APOLOGIES

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miriossunshine · 4 years

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(✨ 1/2) hihi its me again. i have another matchup request. her name's yuri akai & shes 16 years old. she has a blood manipulation quirk which grants her the ability to have full control over her blood. she can stop her bleeding, bleed willingly, make weapons out of her blood, & control people by their blood if they're bleeding themselves. her uncle's vlad king and her mother was a villain (shes now locked up), which causes people to look down on her because of it.

hi angel!!! 💜 ty for requesting again!

continued:(✨ 2/2) she ended up becoming very quiet & insecure. she hates confrontation so she has a tendency to let people walk over her. she loves reading, tea, knifes, & cats (did i get some inspiration from yuri from ddlc? yes, yes i did). however, once she opens up to someone, she's noted to be very charming, smart, & incredibly sarcastic. did i mention she loves cats bc.... shes also straight if i didnt mention before!!

i ship her with denki kaminari!

okey initially i was gonna ship her with shinso ngl ,, but i think they’d be better as best friends instead !! whereas romantically denki would be a nice contrast to her personality in a lot of ways !

shinso most likely unintentionally introduced denki and yuri when denki saw the two hanging out and started flirting with her shdhkeksndksjd ;P

denki would think her past is really cool and that it makes her stand out! he’s really optimistic about it and tells her that she should take her reputation and turn it into a positive one instead!

he’s her number one hype man omg whenever he sees her looking down or insecure, he sneaks in a compliment to make her blush ><

denki will defend her til the ends of time- if he notices someone taking advantage of her he calls them out on the spot >:0

he probably gets spooked when he finds out she likes knives sbanannsdnndjdnd but thinks it makes her more unique because she seems so quiet and sweet on the outside (￣▽￣)

denki lays down with yuri on his chest while she reads and he goes on his phone ( ´ ▽ ` ) he often taps her head when they’re laying like this together as a way to signal that he wants a kiss \(//∇//)\

he also definitely sends her cat memes daily bsjsjshdjsksjdns she also has all of the cat emojis by her name in his phone ><

he really admires her intelligence and begs her to help him study hsjsjdjdkjdj

denki is one of the people she’s opened up to and shown her sarcastic side to, and he loVes it aH :,) no one believes him that she just lowkey roasted him bc she comes off as quiet and shy to most people hehe

#denki kaminari matchup #mha matchup #bnha matchup #mod honey

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braincoins · 4 years

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Castlevania 3 Liveblog

I dumped all of this on @toxicure because they were asleep and then I decided to dump it all on all of you.

Minor spoilers occasionally, but most of it is out of context babbling.

and now to make cryptic non spoilery comments while you sleep

such as:

Awww

and

EW

and

Oh, I was wondering about THAT. WELL THEN.

oh, someone's done well for themselves

I'm glad to see Treffy's friends continue to treat him ...well. >_>

and that Treffy continues to be a stranger to soap and water

"scribal skills" I'ma put that on my business cards

oh he gets a THE now

Fancy fancy

OH THAT'S A MEME IMAGE

never ever thought I'd say this but I agree with Trevor

also, so many people this season who are like, "I have no name. Call me The ___"

maybe THAT'S where the "the" came from!

oh that explains Mr. Freaky Eyes then

I LOVE HER

LOVE HER

"you saw that I have a knife, right?" Oooooh someone getting snarky

y'know, for a show that's so blatant about murder and gore and violence, they're SUPER squeamish about any sort of nudity

wait that might've been a sliver of penis! QUICK GET THE BELMONTS HERE STAT!

oh, yeah, nevermind, they're getting less squeamish about it all the time

OMG THEY FOUND THEM

lesbians

is... is that one dude masturbating?

oh no it's just crazy rocking okay nevermnind

wait shit I'm starting to agree with Crazy McFuckoEyes

In this episode we find out Trevor is not stealthy

AND SYPHA IS FUCKING AMAZING but we knew that but SERIOUSLY I LOVE HER

well. talk about being a slave to fashion

Isaac would be one hell of a Pokemon Master.

Like no one ever was.

Remind me never to put my elbows on the table or use the wrong fork. o.O

I really really really wish Alucard were here for this moment. xD

Oh, well, at least SOMEONE walked in on this self-pitying monologue

also, no surprise it was HER idea because she's awesome

what a leaden town [ba-dum TISH!]

no but seriously are they gonna try to turn it into gold?

Sypha is ENJOYING this

i love her SO MUCH my heart's gonna explode

I can't wait to see the Ifso Factso of this

OMG HE'S TOTALLY ADOPTED THEM

[snerk] wow, whipped and he KNOWS it

and speaking of whipped men...

aaaaaaand someone's just developed a BDSM kink

oh well there's where the effects budget went

the cows are like 'dude you took SO MANY SHROOMS'

Oh, and in case you forgot, Warren Ellis thinks Christianity should Aria of Swallow His Dick

omg they're a mood

also can I just say that I support guys wearing crop tops?

OMG STOP TOYING WITH MY HEART WARREN ELLIS

BELNADES AND BELMONT

also. ALSO. I want to know what Jason Isaacs thought when he was given THAT LINE.

"Okay, okay, we want you to say this the same way you'd say 'MUGGLES' or 'MUDBLOODS' or..." "Look, I did movies other than those ones. You know that, right?" "Yeah, yeah, sure whatever, just say it like MUDBLOODS." "Ugh." "YES, LIKE THAT!"

Oh no, no, no, hon. You haven't just felt useless. You've been useless.

Useless, but hot [fans self]

uh oh. See, I knew not to like that dude.

OKAY THAT IS FUCKTASTIC.

Castlevangelion?!

I SWEAR TO SYPHA IF THEY HURT HIM....

[snort] Dude is not used to being helped; Treffy is not used to helping people, it's awkward for everyone involved here.

TREFFY IS A CAT PERSON CONFIRMED

SERIOUSLY.

You thought TREVOR was the main character of "Castlevania"?

Trevor Belmont, last son of the House of Belmont: I am the main character. Sypha Belnades: [clears throat] Trevor: What? I am. Sypha: [gives him a Look (TM)] Remember that sex you were hoping to have? Trevor: No, no, you're right, she's right, Sypha's the main character. Sypha: Good brain-damaged servant. ^_^ You can have a beer now. Trevor: Thank God. Sypha: And after the beer, you can go punch some monks. Trevor: YESSSSSSSSS. And, uh... after the beer and monk-punching? [hopeful grin] Sypha: [looks him up and down] After the beer, the monk-punching, and a BATH. Trevor: Absolutely.

"I'm... I'm pretty?" This is a man who has never looked in a mirror.

Look, in Castlevania-land you're either pretty or you're some sort of horrible freak, man-wise. That's really the only two options.

You're Dracula or you're Godbrand. That's it.

omg he's pretty AND stupid

Okay I think the main message of s3 is "Men are stupid and need women to set them straight. Just be careful what KIND of woman you're obeying totally and entirely." I might be reading into things a bit. I mean, there's also... y'know... the entire rest of the plot.

wow that random guard dude has NO sword discipline whatsoever. Just waving a sword around like that? You'll take someone's knees off! Probably the guard dude in front of you!

the FUCK was that shot? It looked like we had claymation from a British kids' show for a second there

omg how are you THIS DUMB

does... does he wear a nightgown?

loosely laced like that, too?

damn, you little slut fodder for fanartists says what?

oh no. oh NO.

oh MY.

I LITERALLY JUST CHOKED ON MY COCOA

holy hell where'd she get those tits from? She must've been binding like HELL. HOW COULD YOU BREATHE?!?!?!

we're hopping between 4 different scenes: 2 are violence and 2 are sex. And I just KNOW that Pengy's gonna wake up and come out during a sex bit. I JUST KNOW IT

okay that's... that's like Katamari Hellmacy I guess 'cause What the FUQ

IT'S RAININ' MEN!

SING IT, ISAAC

Okay, look. We get to see all THIS sex, but we didn't get to see the one we REALLY WANTED? Like. Mr. Ellis. My Dude.

you're immortal and you never, in all that time, learned any combat skills? Not even in self-defense?

Isaac still leading the way in Forgemaster Fashion tho

does that thing have an eye in its crotch? Eye vagina. Vag-eye-na

OH FUCK YES LOOKIT MY BABE GO

the weird super smoothed-out combat animation is trippy tho

I have a THEORY there but I left it out 'cause I'm trying to keep the spoilers to a minimum

OH NO! THE MAD STRAWBERRY LORD TRIUMPHS?!?!?

OR NOT!!

I KNEW IT

oh no oh no I KNEW it

[has to actually clap hand over mouth so as not to wake husband]

you know... on one hand, if I'D been running this show, I'd've made that the last shot of the season because I'm an evil bitch. on the other hand, THANK SYPHA THAT IS NOT THE LAST SHOT OF THE SHOW

HELL YES THAT PIECE OF DIALOGUE

the fuck

WHERE DID YOU SEND THAT KID?! O_O

LEVEL UP! NEW SPELL UNLOCK!

DRAMATIC ORGAN MUSIC SAYS YOU'RE FUCKED?!?!?!

omg

will you two just go home and fuck Alucard already?

apparently everyone who dies goes to Hell.

Just. Just straight up.

ok but seriously dude the kid's okay?

OMG YOU FUCKER

good Treffy smart Treffy

[snerk] Carmilla and the lesbians like "TMI TMI TMI"

oh no honey you're not a SLAVE, you're a PET.

That's SO MUCH BETTER

and... wow. Okay. So. Yeah. Honoring our families again, I see. Yay.

THE END.

#Castlevania s3 #Lite Spoilers #Mostly if you already know what the fuck is going on

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My Top Posts in 2021

#5

When Bucky's libido shows back up, it's basically proof that his life is cursed.

Like, obviously, hooray that his dick works again, it's been a long fuckin’ road (and a long road of no fucking, his brain helpfully adds) but—Jesus, fuck, Hydra really are just dedicated to making his life a misery in every possible way, even years down the track, because it turns out there's some operant conditioning Bucky did not know about until now.

Specifically: he can't fuckin’ come unless someone's giving him the order.

hello darlings here is some sambucky for you, please enjoy knowing that this very nearly got titled ‘it’s a love story baby just say (yes)’

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#4

I would def argue that two of the top five flirtiest things said in tfatws are said by Torres to Sam

1. And he speaks Arabic! Can you say that again?

2. I’m a bizarrely wise man, Sam

Just saying

Bucky, flipping a knife with casual intent: you think you've got what it takes to be Captain America's cute twink sidekick? I made that role, you little shit

Sam: Buck you're not a twink anymore, you've got facial hair and muscles and shit

Bucky: twink is a state of mind

Bucky, holding eye contact with Torres: and if this cute little baby wants to duke it out with me about who gets to date you, he'd better be ready for some pain

Sam, sighing: Bucky, we've been married for over a year

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#3