#WANNA GO FOR THE TITLE???

[sibylsleaves]

the way Buck tried to bite Eddie's head off when they first met vs. the way he tried to kill Tommy with his mind is pretty damning evidence that when Buck has a crush on a boy he doesn't know what to do so he just. tries to fight him

#I MEAN!!!! #WANNA GO FOR THE TITLE??? #911 spoilers #there are also interesting parallels to the way buck felt eddie was encroaching on his family (the 118) #and the way he felt tommy was encroaching on his family (eddie and chris) #sibyl speaks

[umblrspectrum]

you'll never guess which movie i finally watched after 2 years of being lazy

#dont you just love it when your artstyle changes like 5 times in the span of a day #i saw emmachen1003 give them the glove type thingys and went “that looks cool. im stealing it” #so uhm. props to them for being awesome and making cool art #anyways that was a fun movie #not gonna say the title here cause i think it messes with searching and i dont wanna do that #that n frame is like the first time i have ever done a decent angle/perspective thing #im so proud of it you don't even know #murder drones #murder drones uzi #murder drones n #serial designation n #murder drones nori #absolute solver #i guess #or is it absolutesolver #whatever #oh yeah uhmm #murder drones episode 7 #murder drones episode 7 spoilers #murder drones spoilers #its been 2 weeks but im gonna give it another day just to be safe #just realized i fucked up the quote and its pissing me off so edited. go fuck yourself

[asliceofzosan]

i've seen figure skater sanji and hockey player zoro before. idk if its been explored but i'd love to put it out there:

hockey player sanji (specifically goalie bc he desperately wants to avoid being checked) and then pairs skater zoro.

pairs skater zoro's long time partner has been nami. though many people ship them together a Lot, they just know each other super well. Well enough to try dating and both of them realized they don't swing that way. in fact, it makes them a really good team. they fought long and hard to claim top spots in competitions because they portray a chemistry that's separate from the rest. plus zoro can carry nami like she weighs fucking nothing. so their lifts are so much more dynamic. they even have a whole next to impossible combination that they're trying to get the ISU to name after them officially.

sanji plays for the East Blue Straw Hats in the Grand Line Hockey League – a formidable rookie group that took down lots of big names in the preseason. they want to make it all the way to the postseason playoff finals but always seem to fall short. but theyre so determined. they reignited a lot of old sparks that were no longer there for old fans and brought in new and curious fans. sanji is the starter goalie and a damn good one at that. it makes sense bc goalies are often doing splits on the ice just to make a save. he's perfected the technique that utilizes just his legs to make saves that make the crowd go fuckin insane.

we have the usual "i booked the rink to practice before you did" trope but a little more spice. in actuality, sanji loves watching pairs skating competitions. his favorite pair rn is franky and robin (mostly for robin). and he adamantly does not want to admit to anyone that he watches zoro and nami's routines much more frequently. (and if anyone asks, he always says its bc of nami. its never just bc of nami.) and zoro's besties with luffy so he always watches their matches even if he barely understands the rules. and he definitely does not stare at a certain blond starter goalie most of the match thats fucking ridiculous

one day zoro and sanji are invited to do one of those comparison videos between hockey players and figure skaters. both get to laugh at the other even Attempting to do their sport. zoro frankly looks ridiculous in all of sanji's usual goalie get-up. and sanji couldn't land an euler to save his life. the video producer suggests they try a simple pairs skating routine. sanji is like "oh i couldn't do that–hEY WHAT THE FUCK MOSSHEAD PUT ME DOWN" because zoro lifted sanji and had him sat on his shoulder like it was normal.

zoro smirks, "you might be lighter than nami, actually. wanna be my new partner?"

sanji knees him in the stomach before skating away while blushing so hard he could melt the ice beneath him.

#listen #both figure skating (most especially pairs skating and ice dancing) AND hockey were my hyperfixations at one point #and zoro? built like a pairs skating man #sanji? has the ass of a hockey player #iT MAKES SENSE TO ME ! #but also the dichotomy of zoro doing a graceful sport and sanji in a fast paced brutal game #idk man im too tired to psychoanalyze why i think pairs skating actually works well with zoro's philosophy on strength and balance #and sanji's phobia of being checked tied to many little league games that led him to become a formidable goalie #i COULD GO ON #But i will sleep instead #one piece #sanji #roronoa zoro #zosan #niki's log: op #niki's fics: checks and balances #dO YOU GET THE PUN IN THE TITLE GOD IM SO ANNOYING !!!!! #lowkey my contribution to zosan week even if it might not fit any promprs #i just wanna feel included

[caffeinatedrogue]

I need to get over myself when it comes to posting shippy art or just random sketches and fast very unrefined wonky stuff cause I psyched myself into being my own buzzkill with my perfectionism so have uhhh sketch that escalated into speedpaint that escalated into me crying cuz I love them

I know myself well enough to know scientifically that the appearance of bed shippy sketches = ''oh Ariana we're really in it now" rip

Sril've: yes I will cry every morning while detangling my hair cause I look like I fought a bush and lost. No I will not tie it to sleep because it makes me look cute. Thanks for coming to my TED talk

#bg3 #astarion x tav #astarion #baldur's gate 3 #that moment when you have to think of a ship name but you're fucking terrible at titles #oc: bg3- quicksilver #I wanna write shit about him and them but I'll just go nuts in my brain until I explode like a supernova

[watchyourbuck]

How much bolder are they gonna get w Buddie this new season bro bc Evan “is that enough?” Buckley has a waaaay of saying things,,,,

#like fr #half of their conversations Buck is looking at him to ‘wanna be yours’ as a theme song #is that enough he says #you don’t have to pretend with me he says #you wanna go for the title he says #you knew I wouldn’t he says #I need you to hold on he says #buddie #911 fox #911 #eddie diaz #evan buckley #911 tv show #evan buck buckley #buck x eddie #buck and eddie #911 abc #911 on abc

[weirdmarioenemies]

Name: Monkey Crab

Debut: Splatoon 2

Today we are talking about a Splatoon character beloved by all. More popular than the Squid Sisters! More respected than Off the Hook! It’s Monkey Crab! The world-famous Monkey Crab!

Now if you didn’t notice from us using a plushie as the header image, Monkey Crab is not real. Sorry. And I don’t just mean in the sense that most Splatoon characters aren’t real! He’s not real in the world of Splatoon! He’s what we call a cartoon guy, in the business. An in-universe fictional character! 

Monkey Crab first shows up in the stage MakoMart, which is a supermarket, and the devs had to make a bunch of fake food packaging for it! There is a lot of fun stuff like Off the Hook flavored cereal, but our star here got three different types of cereal all for himself! I think this stuff is super cool, since the world of Splatoon is already so cartoony, what would their cartoons look like? Monkey Crab gives a glimpse into that world, and what a world it is!

So Monkey Crab is a cereal mascot! Case closed! He is like a Toucan Sam or a Tony the Tiger, or a Buzz the Honey Nut Cheerios! But a fake cereal guy is not bound by the rules of our world, because...

A few months later, Monkey Crab returned to us... in the Amusement Park stage, Wahoo World! Now I don’t know about you, but I don’t see a lot of cereal mascots in amusement parks, in our world. I mean, maybe sometimes they collaborate? But this means either A. Monkey Crab was a cereal mascot who achieved incredible widespread success, or B. Monkey Crab was not originally a cereal mascot, he just happened to have a cereal tie-in. I choose to believe A, because it’s funnier!

Look, here he is in Inkopolis Square, eating Cereal! It’s SO his thing! So if mammals don’t exist in Splatoon, what kind of Milk do they eat with their cereal? Monkey Crab says Don’t Worry About It! :)

Keep in mind we didn’t even have a name for this guy until a Japanese exclusive magazine, where he was revealed to be called Sarukani! Sarukani means monkey crab. It definitely is a crab, and his face sort of is monkey-ish! (Though, monkeys are extinct, right?) Thanks to the power of Japanese Google, I managed to find a picture, with his official art and everything! So I did my best to translate it, even though other people probably have before:

He greets you with an 100% smile, the most popular cereal mascot at MakoMart! His smile is so wonderful, he's been showing up lately on commercials on the giant monitor in Inkopolis Square. (He's so popular that he's even being used on skateboard designs!)

So yeah! That pretty much confirms he’s a cereal character first and formost! And his smile! It’s the secret to his success, and you have to admit it’s a pretty great smile. What about the skateboards? Uh... we’ll get to that!

Now there’s actually a Japanese folktale about a monkey and a crab, which I am reading about on Wikipedia just now. It’s about a monkey who murders a crab with persimmons. And so much more! But none of that is important right now. The point is it’s usually known as Sarukani Gassen, or Monkey-Crab Battle, which might be where the name Monkey Crab comes from? Maybe? I dunno? It’s the sort of thing I’d expect from Splatoon, but I’m not sure how it relates to cereal!

Of course, I’m only really writing this post because of Splatoon 3, which introduced customizable lockers, and lots of Random Junk to customize those lockers with! And it just so happens a lot of that junk features Monkey Crab! I have a dedicated Monkey Crab shelf in my locker, and you should too!

There’s the monkey-crab cushion from the top of this post, but how about a monkey-crab mug! Would you drink hot beverages from this? Would you drink cold beverages from this? Look at that face. He is so happy to be providing a container for liquids.

And the aforementioned monkey-crab skateboard! Of course cereal mascots are no strangers to skateboarding in real life. Do you think Monkey Crab has a radical commerical encouraging Inklings to eat a balanced breakfast and do Extreme Sports? Because I hope so!

All three cereal boxes are available to purchase too! It’s interesting how they get progressively more expensive. Is coconut cereal rarer? Is someone scalping cereal? That they sell in the supermarket?

Are you in need of a laugh? Monkey Crab is sure to make you giggle and chuckle and chortle with his comedy comic! I’m laughing out loud just looking at this cover! I’m crying with laughter! I just love Monkey Crab so much!

But of course, this has all been a lead-up to the peak of Monkey Crab’s career, my personal favorite item in his collection...

Monkey Crab in Silly Land!

Isn’t it wonderful? Just the title alone inspires such joyous whimsy! A whole Silly Land, for you to explore with your best friend Monkey Crab! Not only is it great they gave this cereal mascot an entire Switch game, but this officially makes Monkey Crab an in-universe scrimblo! Congratulations, Monkey Crab! If anyone deserves it, it’s you!

That’s all for today fellow Monkey Crab enthusiasts, but keep an eye out for our next cool post, where we write about Mister Shrug and Missus Shrug, and their spicy secrets! We’ll finally get to the bottom of... hm? Hm. I’m being told that I’m not allowed to write a post on Mister and Missus Shrug. Sorry everyone.

#splatoon #not mario #monkey crab #monkey crab in silly land #mod f boy #monkey crab is not hiphenated in the silly land title #but it IS hipehnated everywhere else #sorry. no hiphen i dont wanna go back and change it.

[samipekoe]

What does Heavy Hangers mean I’m late but reading Dungeon Meshi bc of u

it means big beautiful breasts that hang heavily. and I hope you enjoy!!!! it's amazing!!!!!!

#i keep putting off going to the library to buy the rest of the volumes #im sure the Spanish title is widely known now but when I was trying to explain it to a eng speaker friend #google translate gave me guzzlers for tragones and i was like hm. I don't think I wanna use that word #guzzlers in the dungeon

[nguyenfinity]

Presenting EnSeason, a monthly release magazine featuring ES idols! This inaugural January issue is Trickstar following the announcement of their TRIP album :]

Image without text below the cut:

rendering got my ass on this one

#enstars #trickstar #hokuto hidaka #subaru akehoshi #makoto yuuki #mao isara #i've never drawn trickstar in any serious capacity (or at all probably) this one's for you trickstarPs o7 #artist brain: oh you did so so good on the rendering #designer brain: why the fuck did you cover up the masthead (title) on issue one dumbass #i'll post more design notes later :] #school started so i'm working on that and was doing this at the same time sorry for inactivity #i've been super active on livelaughloverinky tho (me and bean's joint rinky blog go look) #this project's to get me drawing more than just. eden and bees all the time #and i've been wanting to do more magazine design #not 100% on this one but it's the first one it can change later so it's whaaaatever #this is a longterm project that i have mapped out so if you come at me with the 'you should do __' i'll be bugged. don't test me. #</lh but yeah jhgdfjlskdgfh #i wanna draw more units so i do a little something for every producer but this is first and foremost a me project so yeah #ideally?? shooting for midmonth releases but again i do have school so #enseason

[semi-automaticlonelyboy]

friend's seeing gd on tour w me so i made her an essentials playlist, opened up photoshop, blanked out for an hour, and produced this playlist pic:

anyways it's called ☆ Sometimes Babygirl is a 50+ Year Old Man and That's Okay ☆

#honestly i like this a lot afngsjdfh #turned out good lol #was giggling the whole time making this and her response to it was great lol #if i make more for mike and tre it could probs be SLAYYYYY Cool and BLORKO Dirnt to go along with the BABYGIRL theme #unless i keep the bbg title and apply it to all three #which it Does but a variety of names would be fun lmao #anyways have this monstrosity shdfgksdhjfgkjdfhsg #green day #yknow what idk if i wanna add my bja tag bc. welp. i mean Look At This

[spitblaze]

You ever see something that is meant to be like...an overgeneralized statement for the sake of entertainment or comedy and not at all serious but it's about YOUR special interest and you are just sitting there trying not to explode with an entire explanation of why it's such an overgeneralized statement and the depth of the topic

#spitblaze says things #like. im not about to shame anyone about this. i WANT more people to be interested in video games as a storytelling medium #and calling someone a fucking casual about it Does Not Help #but it IS still a big big overgeneralization to say that all games in the 80s were simple arcade style deals #adventure games came into being in the 80s! maniac mansion and kings quest and snatcher! all 80s titles! #if we wanna go back even further the first Ultima game was 1979! as soon as we had the technology to make more narrative and complex games #we DID #obviously we see more of that now because its the easiest its ever been to make video games and put infinite thought and resources into #worldbuilding and narrative #and YEAH most 70s and 80s games were simple bc uh. our computers werent that good yet lol #but like. oh my god dragon quest and final fantasy 1 came out a year apart in thr 80 #do not tell me it was all run jump get the coin lol

[skitskatdacat63]

This photo was life-ruining for me(and @sweatyflytrap ) honestly....

#wanna make a comp of bahrain 2010 for both seb and nando tbh #probably seperate but #there was something in the air that weekend!!!! #i was religiously looking through seb pics from this race the other month to draw statue seb #and was super enamored w him aasjkfkgl but didnt look too much depeer cause i didnt wanna spoil the podium #and then i finally got here and damn nando looked fucking majestic on the podium #like i was absolutely dying making those gifs bcs he just looked so beautiful #<- i actually made a comp of all the close up shots bcs bark bark bark 😵‍💫😵‍💫 #AND THEN I GO LOOK UP THE PICS AND MY GOD 🫠🫠 LIFE RUINING #this pic is from before race day obviously but like smth was in the air no????? #all the podium pics live in my head rent free. golden and shining and beautiful #but i also downloaded like...100 pics of him from this race so jusy this one seemed pretty baseline to post #but just know. bahrain 2010. haunts me. #as i said im so irritated it wasnt a vett/onso podium bcs my god both of them were slaying that wknd #well yeha. there's my rant. maybe ill make a comp :) #smth also that i find funny is that he was pretty stubbly for the whole wknd but then #shows up for the race itself smooth like a dolphin....HE KNEW!!! HE KNEW HE HAD TO SLAY!!! HE KNEW HE WAS GONNA BE ON THAT TOP STEP #*lmao maybe my comp post would be titled: 'pics from the 2010 bahrain gp that were life changing' #im looking back at the podium pics rn and its just insane how youthful and bright and pretty he looks #also abt this specific pic. his lashes his big cow eyes his pink lips his fluffy hair GODDDDDDDDS #f1 #formula 1 #fernando alonso #we do a little bit of f1 #2010 bahrain gp

[natsukiconnerva]

Okay since I'm in Zosan hell rn. Here's an AU idea I cooked up based on @/7Shizuka9's Isekai Au on Twitter.

So in this story, Zoro was competing against Mihawk in a famous Kendo competition. He manages to get into the semi-finals and come face to face with Mihawk but unfortunately lost, only to win in second place with an injury on his chest. Zoro, feeling like he broke his promise to Kuina all those years ago (and being a dramatic ass/sore loser) overstrains himself in hospital and dies.

Suddenly when Zoro wakes up, he finds himself transported into a romance visual novel and he, you guessed it, is the main protagonist. Meaning like ants attracted to a puddle of honey, all the girls are throwing themselves at him. And he hates it because:

1. He's awkward and an ass

2. He's thinks about Kendo and only kendo (i.e. he doesn't even know how to open the goddamn game menu)

3. He's gay. EXTREMELY GAY.

So for one person, this scenario could be heaven, but for Zoro, it's an equivalent to Dante's Inferno and he's not having a good time.

But for every demon comes a guardian angel and his shining light is Sanji Blackleg: His classmate and love rival in the game.

Except he's not a guardian angel. Because to Zoro, he's a douchebag to all of the guys, including him. So naturally, he hates Sanji's guts and the feeling is mutual on blondie's side too (because Zoro is goddamn cockblock)

At first these guys can't stand each other. They argue in the halls, in class, on cleaning day. It's a nonstop bickering and punching match for these two.

But everything changed once Zoro saw Sanji giving a bento box to a homeless kid on the street, snacks to the school's gardener, and finally, giving Zoro some handmade rice balls himself after Zoro's stomach growled from not eating anything since his reincarnation.

So to make amends, Zoro subtly makes attempts to get the girls to pursue Sanji instead of him. Sanji takes notice of this and confronts him about it. Zoro replies with:

"Because if anyone deserves someone, that'd be you Curly."

And since then, they try to help each other out, Zoro putting a good word for Sanji (albeit terribly) and Sanji pursuing the girls.

Their pursuits don't go so well (The game unfortunately makes the girls go "Urk!" when they see him) and it comes to a point where one girl rejects Sanji's advances completely and throws Sanji's home-made bento box to the ground.

Zoro, annoyed and upset that their hard work has gone to waste, eats the ruined bento from the ground and eats it in front of Sanji to cheer him up.

And Sanji with his cheeks flushed, angrily shouts at Zoro for eating like an animal and offers him to go to a famous ramen place, his treat.

*cue more shojo shenanigans insue*

I might make more but you'll get this for now lol

#zosan #one piece #black leg sanji #roronoa zoro #zs #i don't know what to call this honestly so go ham on the titles #shout out to 7Shizuka9 for this idea btw #if you wanna look at the original prompt go to Shizuka's page on Twitter #i might make a part two but who knows lol

[m3r1m4r5u333]

I'm stuck on that kitchen scene, Eddie saying that he's not a therapy kind of guy, Buck mocking that Eddie likes to work it out in the ring... And Tommy saying he can be jealous and also telling Buck to call Eddie, he's on painkillers.

Maybe it's foreshadowing a storyline in which Eddie and Tommy get increasingly desperate to be the focus of Buck's attention, and jealousy starts to build, and when they finally have those fighting lessons, and Tommy and Eddie go for a demonstration... It just gets out of hand for the both of them.

Buck is watching like "what the fuck is happening right now, they are friends?"

And then both limp away after the fight and Tommy just goes "You know, I can't do this, okay? I'm not polyamorous. I don't want my boyfriend to have a boyfriend, and you and Eddie are just... way too intertwined for my comfort. So I'm out of here. Take care of yourself, Evan. And maybe talk about this with Eddie? He's on painkillers, now's a good time..."

#evan buckley #911 buddie #buddie #eddie diaz #buddie 911 #911 on abc #evan buck buckley #911 abc #tv: 911 #eddie díaz #tommy kinard #Wanna go for the title? #buddie speculation #911 speculation

[daffi-990]

WIP Wednesday 📝

Kickstarting things off with a little something from a new wip for the Daylight Series -> I don't wanna look at anything else now that I saw you (I can never look away) <- which is Eddie’s POV of his and Buck’s first meeting plus some of what happens after Buck leaves him and Chris at the cafe ☕️

Writing essentially the same story but in someone else’s POV hasn’t been as easy as I thought 😅, but it’s been fun and I’m all about trying different things when it comes to writing. Find what I like and what I’m good at.

Without further ado, here’s a lil snippet …

“Is it possible to die from embarrassment?”

Eddie doesn’t think Buck was meant to say that out loud but he answers him anyway, creating an opportunity to introduce himself.

“It’s possible, but it’s extremely rare so I think you’re safe. Guess you’ll just have to live with your shame like the rest of us.” He smiles openly at Buck, hoping to ease some of the man’s nerves. “I’m Eddie by the way, Christopher’s dad.”

Buck repeats Eddie’s name back to him, like he’s testing it out and the way he says it, Eddie can’t explain, but it feels like being called home.

He wonders if saying Buck’s name will leave him with a similar feeling, but he doesn’t get to test it as Christopher makes them aware that he is still present by asking about pancakes. Eddie doesn’t usually get so distracted that he forgets his kid is with him but there’s just something about Buck that has drawn him in and captured his attention. It could just be because he’s extremely attractive, but in his gut Eddie knows it’s something more. What that more is, he doesn’t know, but he thinks he’d like to find out.

Eddie reaches out to ruffle his son’s hair. “Well I can’t deny a budding guitarist pancakes now can I?”

Chris beams at them then asks if Buck can join them and Eddie thinks his son might just be as taken by Buck as Eddie seems to be, probably more so.

“You’re gonna have to ask him, mijo.”

Buck seems rather taken aback when Chris asks him, like he was just expecting them to shake hands and then part ways. He mustn’t have any kids of his own or any nieces or nephews because kids are notorious for making friends within 5 minutes and then wanting to invite their new friends home. Chris is just inviting Buck to Abuela’s for pancakes instead of to their apartment, which is almost the same thing seeing as they live above the cafe.

No pressure tagging: @spotsandsocks @hippolotamus @athenagranted @jamespearce9-1-1 @wikiangela @thewolvesof1998 @fortheloveofbuddie @watchyourbuck @steadfastsaturnsrings @monsterrae1 @loserdiaz @spagheddiediaz @malewifediaz @giddyupbuck @lover-of-mine @devirnis @exhuastedpigeon @shitouttabuck @hoodie-buck @rainbow-nerdss @eddiebabygirldiaz @honestlydarkprincess @callmenewbie @jeeyuns @captain-hen @jesuisici33 @ladydorian05 @disasterbuckdiaz @homerforsure @princessfbi @nmcggg and anyone else who wants to share something 😘

#daffi writes #fic: I don't wanna look at anything else now that I saw you (I can never look away) #another long title but I wanted to use Daylight lyrics again and these felt right #buddie wip #daylight series #buddie #I really hope I’m doing this okay and it’s not going to be boring because you’ve essentially already read it (just from Buck’s POV)

[akkivee]

Navy Curry Straight Out From 'Hama: Hypmic Curry Drama Track TL

i was able to get the hypmic curry and figured it’d be cool to share what the tracks were about!! the tracks themselves aren’t publicly available tho, so do buy the curry if it becomes available again!! enjoy!!!

——————

Rio: *humming a tune*

Rio: …Go Shawty🎵 Go Shawty🎵

Samatoki: …Damn it.

Juto: We really are in a bind…

Rio: Why are you both just standing over there for?

Juto: O-Oh, it’s just, I can’t help but be in awe over the amount of disgus— fine ingredients you have…

Rio: My catch was exceptional today. The gods of the hunt must have felt generous.

Samatoki: Rio, just to be clear, you said you’re making curry right?

Rio: Affirmative; I’ve also prepared spices. Everything has been properly gathered.

Samatoki: T-That’s great then…

Samatoki: No matter which way he cooks it, nobody’s gonna want to eat this…!

Juto: I can already see us getting reported to the Consumer’s Bureau. The lawsuits are just waiting to happen…

Rio: What are you two whispering about?

Samatoki: Nothing.

Juto: It’s nothing!

Cow: *moos*

Juto: A cow?!

Rio: I was fortunate enough to have caught a bull alive in one of my traps.

Samatoki: So, we could have had a beef curry, huh…

Juto: Clearly! So how do we get him to use that instead??

Samatoki: I got this. Hey, Rio, you’re not gonna use the cow in the curry? I think it’d be fine with just that.

Rio: No, I intend to use just these ingredients. More ingredients do not necessitate a better curry.

Juto: Of course that’s the response!

Rio: Now then, let’s begin cooking. First, is the onion. Chop it into small pieces and fry it in butter until golden brown.

Juto: U-Understood.

Rio: Samatoki, I’ll leave you to grate the apples.

Samatoki: T-That’s a hell of a lot of apples.

Rio: I intend for them to be a standout flavour in the curry. After, combine them with the fried onions.

Samatoki: S-Sure.

Rio: As for me, I will be preparing the fond de veau.

Juto: At this rate, the curry will be completed as intended…!

Samatoki: Maybe I can knock him out…? No, Rio doesn’t have any openings.

Rio:…Hm?

Samatoki: What’s wrong?

Rio: I’ve used up too much water preparing the ingredients and don’t have enough to use in the curry. May you keep an eye on everything as I go and retrieve more water from the spring?

Juto: Of course! You won’t have to worry about us here!

Samatoki: Make sure you watch your step heading out there.

Rio: Thank you. I’ll be back soon.

Juto: With the way Rio moves, it’ll probably be 10 minutes before he returns… Within that time, we must get rid of those ingredients somehow!

Samatoki: Juto! Don’t just stand there looking stupid and come help me out here!

Juto: ?! You’re making a hot pot with those ingredients? What are you intending to do with that??

Samatoki: Just shut up and cook!

Juto: Then I suppose you have a plan in mind?

Samatoki: Yeah.

————————————

Samatoki: It’s about done. Oi, Juto. Here.

Juto: A fork? Why would I—? Surely you can’t mean—!

Samatoki: Better clench that gut. This is the only way!

Juto: Guh! Never would I have expected to have to protect Yokohama in this way…!

Samatoki & Juto: Here we go!

Samatoki & Juto: *choking down the food*

Rio: Samatoki, Juto, what’s going on—? We don’t have any ingredients left?

Samatoki: S-Sorry about that Rio. I just got too hungry to wait.

Juto: W-With all this food around, I couldn’t bring myself to stop eating.

Rio: I see… Apologies, I didn’t realise how hungry the both of you had gotten. …Well, I suppose I will just have to use this cow in the curry.

Juto: Yes, it truly is a shame, but it seems we have no other choice but to do so!

Samatoki: Haha! With our “Navy Curry Straight Out From ‘Hama,” we’re winning this whole thing!

#samatoki aohitsugi #jyuto iruma #rio mason busujima #mad trigger crew #hypmic #hypnosis mic #the vids came with subtitles so i could actually go line by line lol #i’m not the most practiced with any hypmic character voices except bat’s so i apologise if they don’t sound right i tried 😭😭😭 #as for release schedule uhhhhhhhhhh maybe every other day so i can get time to tl while having a work week #and to also give bb more time to come in lol 😭😭😭😭 #mtc’s curry was good!!!! i kinda wanna see if i could make my own tho since the apple flavour didn’t come thru lol #also also the title is me referencing straight outta compton but hating how the title looked lol #curry tl

[paintpanic]

oh yeah did i ever tell you guys i 100%'ed triple deluxe

#kirby series #in all seriousness i'm simply too bad at drum dash to ever actually 100% the game #in my heart though i've done it. i beat the fucking true arena legit no save states or nothing. “96% complete” my ass. #*beams you with my mind* oughhhh you wanna go download citra and play the 3ds titles ohh you wanna do that sooo bad #it's really cool to be able to play them in higher resolution. only problem is emulating the motion controls. #i spent sixty dollars on a dualshock 4 so i could ✨enhance my gameplay✨ w/ motion controls lol #.. some day i wanna try remapping air ride so i can play with tilt controls.