I feel like I've complained about Tim's email situation in Gotham Knights before (edit: I have), but the truth of it is just so funny.
He's signed up for so many podcasts, video game streamers, and random news alerts; it's just a constant barrage of data going straight into his constantly whirring brain. Hell, he even floats the idea of the Batfamily having their own podcast as a way to correct misinformation about them (which Jason shoots down instantly), and it's made me realize something.
Timothy Drake would be a YouTuber.
In this universe specifically, Timothy Jackson Drake, the heir to Drake Industries and the foster son of the late Bruce Wayne would be a YouTuber.
Think about it. It'd be the perfect cover. Who would ever suspect that some 16-year-old nepo baby with a YouTube channel could ever be Red Robin? You'd have to be mad. I mean, look at him.
Red Robin just dropped out of literal thin air and garotted someone four times his size, and you expect anyone to believe that's the same kid who does 24-hour Minecraft charity streams and occasionally drops 6-hour video essays (his last one was on Lex Luthor's illegal bit mining operation on the moon)?
That kid?
You think that kid is Red Robin?
Ch'yah, okay, sure. And the Joker is funny 🤡.
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hi i'm so good at making aus :D
i cannot be stopped
anyways, meet my new son!! his name is yoshi and i care about him very much
When F!Leo went back in time he went back to the day they were mutated and stole the little slider away to raise him as a fighter so he can jump in and prevent disaster from destroying his family in this timeline
Leo names the little slider Yoshi after Splinter and they live in an abandoned farmhouse outside the city. Yoshi is friends with almost all the wildlife and loves taking naps in the woods
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PEEDUO LORE??????????????
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“Can't remember when we walked past the O.R. sign!
(sur-ger-y!)
Can't remember passing out with her hand in mine!
(my-my-mind!!!!)
I remember waking up with my mind repaired.
(A-OK! ^^)
I remember when I realized, she wasn't there...”
Amnesia was her name….. is. so. horrifically. sadly fitting for these two in literally every single line. And I’m gonna NEED ALL OF U GUYS TO GO LISTEN TO IT NOW OK… THIS ISNT A DRILL GO GO GO GO!!!
Anyway… uhh. the fact Betty “blessed” this guy to like. An eternally long lifespan w THIS FUCKED UP OF A MENTAL STATE IS SO SCREWED UP GHGH- Like poor Simon god damn…! u kno he’d rather just keep on not sorting out his baggage and trauma forever too cuz it’d be too complicated… too much… force him to admit things about himself and about BETTY that he really really doesn’t want to… better to just leave it all unexamined.. pack it all into lil boxes so he can just try to ignore it and pretend it doesn’t exist… HE GOTTA LIVE FOREVER W IT THO… *ME BANGING ON SIMONS DOOR AT 3 IN THE MORNING*: “SIMON U GOTTA ACCEPT URSELF!!!! LOVE URSELF!!!! ACKNOWLEDGE N ACCEPT EVEN THE “BAD” PARTS OF URSELF!!!! SIMON PLEASE!!!!! SIMON EVEN PPL WHO LOVE YOU AND WHO YOU LOVE CAN HURT YOU!!!! ACKNOWLEDGE IT!!! ACKNOWLEDGE THE HURT AND ACKNOWLEDGE UR FEELINGS!!!! AND URSELF!!!!! SIMON!!!!” anyway… gGHGH YEA, SRRY. SIMON PETRIKOVS MENTAL ILLNESSES MAKE ME FEEL LIKE IM GONNA EXPLODE. ANYWAY HAVE SOME ART. W a bunch of diff versions cuz I’m indecisive!
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im sitting on the couch with her and she starts touching me, and i ask her to stop. instead of letting up, she pushes me down so im laying on the couch and pins my wrists above my head. she says "aw, thats too bad, youre mine to use." and she undoes my pants button with one hand and shoves her fingers in my boycunt, flexing her fingers and fucking me on her hand until i cum in my pants. at this point im just delerious and she shoves her fingers in my mouth where i dumbly lick and suck at them.
"aw, see that wasnt so bad, right? now lets sort me out" she coos as she pulls down my pants and thrusts into me. i moan at the sudden invasion of my pussy and she moves her hand, still wet with my saliva, out of my mouth to choke me.
"hm, i feel like making you a daddy today, what do you think?" she thrusts harder and faster then. i whine incoherently and try to struggle to get away, but she holds me down and shoves her fingers in my mouth again, choking me on them.
"dont fight it, your stupid little puppy hole was made to get pregnant, dont be so difficult" she moans while im crying both from being choked and fear as she thrusts in one final and cums in my poor abused pussy.
"there we go... dont fight it, baby, get pregnant"
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