My dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “Fearful Symmetry” 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd 💯
Me: yeah whatever. I don’t feel shit.
5 minutes later: dude I swear I just saw Chungledown Bim in the Nightmare King's Forest
My buddy Riz pacing: kalina is lying to us
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hey rusty quill! what the fuck!
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rewatching sophomore year now that its on youtube… its peak ….
The fabian episode actually killed me i forgot how funny it was
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darude the right madlad origin story…
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what does john think of this blog and has he seen earlier posts? 🧌🧌
EB: ive seen a couple of the posts.
EB: im just glad my two buds are such good friends! you wouldnt believe it, but a couple years ago they were basically at each others throats, lol.
EB: and now they've moved in together? i mean how awesome is that? infinite sleepovers!
EB: honestly i thought dave was too 'cool' for tumblr but i guess karkat convinced him to branch out.
EB: really glad to be on the blog, anyway.
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if all it is is 8 letters (why is it so hard to say?)
He had no clue where the confidence in her came from, but he clings to it like a safety blanket. Briefly, for just one more second, he allows himself a glance at Annabeth. Something shifts in his chest, but he wills it away. He can’t let himself fixate on that weird feeling, not while he has a quest to finish.
Maybe he’ll think about it later. (He won’t, he can’t, he tells himself.)
or, five times percy almost says i love you, and the one time he actually does.
[read on ao3 here]
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Chloe Primerano, the first female skater drafted to any CHL team, commits to the University of Minnesota Golden Gophers
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dude honestly can’t believe we got a slime mariana reunion we’re so fucking back. of course they’re both super on purpose ignoring how their daughter is not their daughter. of course the only time their reunion is on good terms and they decide to try again on a somewhat healthy foundation is in the middle of a death game on another island they can’t escape. of course they had sex three times in the global water fountain.
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ok so like bc MCR5 is 100% happening (I AM RIGHT) here are my song predictions:
sister to sleep
eagles (but itll probs be everyone dies in the cathedral)
lost paper kingdom songs may appear
something to do with the vampire mansion
foundations (duh)
oh and itll probably have some of the themes of swarm (I hope)
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HYPNOS
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So i'm writing my Sub!Tate smut and pillowtalk by Zayn just came on shuffle and I swear I had an epiphany
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Broken pantheon update!
New chapter with new friends who haven't heard of personal space and are very excited to see a human!
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what do you mean there's a new aftg book
WHAT DO YOUMEAN NORA ANNOUNCED IT ON TWITTER THEM POSTED AN INDECIPHERABLE HAND WRITTEN NOTE ABOUT IR
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GUYS.. G U Y S
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*crawls out of basement* m-mermaid stede
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I cant get on my sketchbook so i had to mouse warrior this bc i missed them
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